isekai 3

i’ve been thinking about the cute isekai au where shero is a cowgirl !!!! idk i was thinking it would be really cute if there was a pheromone domino effect that kind of made it impossible for them to continue, so they set up camp to take a break for a couple of days.

everyone has been a little tired and cloudy-headed, but also a little on the easily agitated side. it could have been started by shinji, because he has a fairly steady egg cycle that activates hormones, where the others are in positions where they can be affected by hormones. if cu managed to catch some of it and let it get to him he would be distracted trying to ward off a rut because he’s a big boy and it’s probably kind of intense.

shinji probably gets so overwhelmed by his body flipping the baby switch that he doesn’t realize he’s just. a broken fire hydrant of pheromones lmao it’s an all-call to mate a fish and he has no idea. he’s likely been way too preoccupied with staring at shirou. just, constantly. he can’t stop staring at her and thinking about how pretty she is and how soft and how he wants to touch her and how he wants to milk her lovingly eVERY DAY FOREVEr and it’s only then that he starts being more conscious of everyone around him and how they’re starting to smell good and how handsome archer is and how attractive cu is and how their titties are indeed bodacious — he has really sexy traveling partners how did this even happy? he’s just a hot tub brainless fish making eggs to be fertilized he doesn’t know anything!

maybe it takes a bit to figure out that the perpetrator of all of the horny vibes is shinji and even he doesn’t realize it until he wakes up one day feels all the tiny little eggs packed in tight and ready to go! then it’s this moment
of shame like “oh no how long did i live like this” because honey brain time sometimes feels a lot like an alcohol blackout. with additional pheromones though, it could be hard for everyone to completely keep their cool.

I JUST THINK THE TENSION WOULD BE CUTE LIKE cu doesn’t need an excuse to want to fuck archer, but he would definitely ask for some help in a really nice aniki way. almost a challenging like “can you keep up?” kind of way because OH BOY OH BOY.

it would be so good to see shinji just blindly horny for shirou — ANOTHER SHINJI LVL UNLOCKED!! shirou is just so perfect and beautiful and shinji can’t stop thinking about milking her and drinking from her and he might. rut against her a little bc egg time makes him so sensitive and mindlessly horny lmao LOTS OF PRAISE FOR SHERO and embarrassed requests that thankfully shirou can’t fulfill. that we know of. (but shinji drooling a little and begging shirou to breed him is cute)

THEY ARE CUTE i think when it’s time for shinji to yeet the unfertilized eggs it would be so good if shirou insisted that she come too because she’s interested in watching and is worried about shinji going to lay eggs alone — “doesn’t it hurt?” because she’s SUCH A GOOD GIRL and shinji is so embarrassed but shero is just. REALLY GLAD SHE CAME THIS IS A GREAT SHOW