Toadette's Toilet

"Behold!" Toadette exclaimed as she stood in front of a giant toilet at the Cloudtop Cruise on top of the white puffy clouds.
"...And what's so special about this?" Dry Bowser asked as he folded his boney arms together.
Toadette: It's a fucking big toilet, I need not say more.
Dry Bowser: (shrugs) Well it's pointless as fuck. You should get rid of it.
Toadette: No! It's my toilet, I'm standing by even if I-
It was then that Toadette and the toilet got zapped by lightning, with Toadette hugging the toilet as she and the toilet were reduced to ash, with Dry Bowser smirking as it began raining.
"...get zapped by it." Toadette moaned in pain.
"Well, till lightning do you and your toilet apart," Dry Bowser remarked as the ashes of Toadette and the toilet were blown away into the air, with the boney reptile leaving to do something else.