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Gethsemane

Dhampir nerd

Aug 29th, 2019
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  1. Truly even at your job you are not safe from monsters
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  3. My job is busy enough with just humans. Don't want to imagine monster girls on top of that.
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  5. I find it difficult imagining what my job would be like in world with monstergirls.
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  7. I work in a games and movie rental store (also sell games retro and new). What monsters would i see?
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  9. Lot's of nerd monsters and every so often a cheshire will prank call you asking for battletoads
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  11. What species are nerds? Taku, tengu, anubis? Anymore than that?
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  13. The nerdy dhampir who keeps renting the Castlevania games
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  15. >She could've bought the games several times over by now
  16. >Keeps renting just to see the cute cashier's face
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  18. >never invites you over
  19. >not because her room is messy
  20. >but because she doesn't want you to see the Alucard cosplay she's been working on for months
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  22. >her mom peeks into the room every now and again
  23. >is a little weirded out over how much the dhampir likes to dive kick woodland animals and commit hate crimes against the undead but the games she plays seem harmless enough
  24. >until she hears something she shouldn't have during the Dracula fight
  25. >"I wish my mom were that cool."
  26. >it was innocent enough
  27. >just a girl's absentminded mumbling
  28. >but her mom obsessed over it
  29. >and then decided to do something about it
  30. >her face hen she invites the cashier over to play vidya but her house is now a small undead kingdom
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