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  1. [23:07:24] bryantzuki: GDQ is good as background noise
  2. [23:07:30] bryantzuki: always has been
  3. [23:07:33] bryantzuki: that's it's purpose to me.
  4. [23:07:39] diggleshut: gdq has produced some of the highest quality content around
  5. [23:07:39] oldmario: it's not even good for that
  6. [23:07:41] lowqualitywallet: https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana
  7. [23:07:44] oldmario: you still cringe hard at it
  8. [23:07:48] tw4tjockey: GDQ serves as a warning to me from the past
  9. [23:07:50] diggleshut: literally tens of minutes of youtube videos
  10. [23:07:55] diggleshut: that entertain me
  11. [23:07:55] tw4tjockey: So many people, so much potential, all wasted.
  12. [23:07:57] basssic: nice
  13. [23:08:02] squidmochi: waiting for gunbound
  14. [23:08:06] crzay4321: nice
  15. [23:08:10] shimmerfairy: Is this your creation Tim?
  16. [23:08:14] monotonetim: it doesn't work
  17. [23:08:18] anony54: the only thing I ever found funny from a GDQ was when they played that bad pacman game
  18. [23:08:18] diggleshut: twat did you once have a dream to have the 120 star super mario 64 world record
  19. [23:08:28] monotonetim: so now I need to go on murder sprees to feel better about it
  20. [23:08:36] bryantzuki: honestly one of my favorite gdq runs was battleblock theater
  21. [23:08:41] diggleshut: wow lqw
  22. [23:08:56] shimmerfairy: I thought it fits alright
  23. [23:08:59] diggleshut: I watch a decent amount of speedrunning
  24. [23:09:02] diggleshut: so I recognize a lot of people
  25. [23:09:05] diggleshut: and games they run
  26. [23:09:13] wqtraz: what's up guys
  27. [23:09:18] lowqualitywallet: well jokes on you dweebs
  28. [23:09:25] diggleshut: I understand all the inside speedrunning jokes
  29. [23:09:25] lowqualitywallet: i'm running at pathologic at sgdq 2017
  30. [23:09:28] lowqualitywallet: 30 hours here we go
  31. [23:09:35] lowqualitywallet: olplease kill me
  32. [23:09:49] wqtraz: oh my god is this a princess maker/space jam remix?
  33. [23:09:53] crzay4321: yes
  34. [23:09:55] diggleshut: D:
  35. [23:09:56] crzay4321: and now it's gone
  36. [23:10:00] anonymousv8: for me the memes kills gdq
  37. [23:10:00] wqtraz: rip jam maker
  38. [23:10:16] lowqualitywallet: hello i am gunter from germany, i am 23 years old
  39. [23:10:30] lowqualitywallet: my grandma died thanks to ass cancer when i was just 2 years old
  40. [23:10:33] diggleshut: gdq is a meme
  41. [23:10:35] lowqualitywallet: you guys are doing some great work!!
  42. [23:10:38] lowqualitywallet: save the animals!!
  43. [23:10:46] diggleshut: or what the audience applauded because some guys grandma died
  44. [23:10:51] anonymousv8: lqw knows them all
  45. [23:11:14] oldmario: PogChamp
  46. [23:11:18] lowqualitywallet: hoo boi
  47. [23:11:18] talespinner: uhh
  48. [23:11:19] diggleshut: voice
  49. [23:11:21] bryantzuki: timOh
  50. [23:11:23] oldmario: cbs got commentary
  51. [23:11:25] talespinner: guess tim didn't see that
  52. [23:11:26] lowqualitywallet: they're closing out with earthbound this year
  53. [23:11:29] anony54: I don't really understand the appeal of PUBG
  54. [23:11:37] bryantzuki: tpAIYIYI tpAIYIYI
  55. [23:11:42] oldmario: i don't understand the appeal of you
  56. [23:11:48] diggleshut: one of my favorites is when the guy with the waifu pillow forces trihex's hand off the back of the couch
  57. [23:11:49] lowqualitywallet: it's just a shitty undertale hack
  58. [23:11:51] lowqualitywallet: obviously
  59. [23:11:53] rintezuka1: ello o/
  60. [23:11:53] taggenjuskor: timMrBones hello tim. hello chat.
  61. [23:11:54] anony54: my appeal is I tell bad dad jokes
  62. [23:12:00] diggleshut: anony
  63. [23:12:03] diggleshut: you don't think pubg looks fun?
  64. [23:12:05] oldmario: BibleThump
  65. [23:12:07] diggleshut: if it wasn't so expensive I'd buy it
  66. [23:12:09] oldmario: chopper is losing the car
  67. [23:12:12] diggleshut: wtf the chopper lost him
  68. [23:12:14] oldmario: damn airports
  69. [23:12:15] diggleshut: fire this man
  70. [23:12:35] marthofdoom: PlayerTone Tims DK Grounds
  71. [23:12:46] lowqualitywallet: godddd
  72. [23:12:50] oldmario: he found him
  73. [23:12:51] lowqualitywallet: doesn't tim know stiv
  74. [23:12:53] lowqualitywallet: or some shit
  75. [23:12:59] taggenjuskor: anything interesting happen while i was gone
  76. [23:13:00] diggleshut: really?
  77. [23:13:02] diggleshut: neat
  78. [23:13:08] lowqualitywallet: like
  79. [23:13:13] bryantzuki: Oh yeah
  80. [23:13:13] diggleshut: I know stiv cause he does things with cirno sometimes
  81. [23:13:16] bryantzuki: you didn't know that?
  82. [23:13:19] diggleshut: and I watch cirno
  83. [23:13:20] lowqualitywallet: i remember some really shitty drama involving him
  84. [23:13:24] rintezuka1: stream started 5 minutes ago, so probably nothing
  85. [23:13:25] lowqualitywallet: i'm never 100% sure like
  86. [23:13:28] bryantzuki: they go back to tim's video game marathon days
  87. [23:13:34] bryantzuki: he was american steve.
  88. [23:13:41] diggleshut: OHHHHH
  89. [23:13:41] lowqualitywallet: "is this just me having a fever dream?"
  90. [23:13:42] astrowolf: Tim got 1st place in our hearts
  91. [23:13:43] lowqualitywallet: ye, american steve
  92. [23:13:48] diggleshut: stiv as in stiv and tolki
  93. [23:13:51] diggleshut: that is high gdq lore
  94. [23:13:53] bryantzuki: Yes
  95. [23:13:53] lowqualitywallet: well stiv stole a dude's girl i think
  96. [23:13:55] oldmario: what is stiv?
  97. [23:13:59] lowqualitywallet: whatever happened to cuban steve?
  98. [23:13:59] bryantzuki: stivitybobo
  99. [23:14:01] diggleshut: wow and tim knew him way back
  100. [23:14:06] diggleshut: damn small world
  101. [23:14:23] oldmario: BibleThump
  102. [23:14:24] diggleshut: some guy's wife lost control and had sex with like 9 guys at a gdq
  103. [23:14:27] bryantzuki: I don't think I ever went and added steveon facebook
  104. [23:14:31] bryantzuki: I could.
  105. [23:14:33] oldmario: the guy was in a small accident while they lost him
  106. [23:14:35] bryantzuki: shouldve at one point.
  107. [23:14:37] diggleshut: some guy was stiv
  108. [23:14:37] oldmario: he's still on the run
  109. [23:14:40] diggleshut: I think
  110. [23:14:55] bryantzuki: 25/40 still running in this NASCAR race
  111. [23:14:59] bryantzuki: Just, wow.
  112. [23:15:10] diggleshut: how often are races?
  113. [23:15:14] bryantzuki: NASCAR?
  114. [23:15:17] diggleshut: yeah
  115. [23:15:19] bryantzuki: weekly
  116. [23:15:27] bryantzuki: most often sunday afternoons
  117. [23:15:28] diggleshut: ahhh
  118. [23:15:32] bryantzuki: some are saturday nights
  119. [23:15:34] lowqualitywallet: car drive fast
  120. [23:15:34] wqtraz: hello TaggenJuskor
  121. [23:15:39] diggleshut: do you get fired if you say nascar instead of NASCAR
  122. [23:15:43] diggleshut: are they always watching
  123. [23:15:44] oldmario: PITTT
  124. [23:15:47] lowqualitywallet: gimme 50 seconds and i'll write a haiku
  125. [23:15:51] oldmario: COME ONNNNNNNNNNN
  126. [23:15:52] lowqualitywallet: just for you
  127. [23:15:53] lowqualitywallet: <3
  128. [23:15:53] oldmario: REVERSEEEEEEEEE
  129. [23:15:54] bryantzuki: you get fired if you don't rep your sponsor enough
  130. [23:15:55] diggleshut: oh
  131. [23:16:03] oldmario: BUSTEDDDDD
  132. [23:16:04] shimmerfairy: Only interesting thing so far was Princess Jam 2 song
  133. [23:16:15] diggleshut: the end
  134. [23:16:26] diggleshut: give that pit man a raise
  135. [23:16:50] diggleshut: he was the first guy out with his gun too
  136. [23:16:50] oldmario: i think it was a bkack guy
  137. [23:17:04] anonymousv8: what happened to that guy on the roof last time? they did finally go up or give he go down?
  138. [23:17:07] diggleshut: I think he was clearly polish
  139. [23:17:10] oldmario: oh
  140. [23:17:15] diggleshut: dunno
  141. [23:17:17] oldmario: i forgot about that ausnony
  142. [23:17:29] oldmario: he's probably still up there
  143. [23:17:43] anonymousv8: lol
  144. [23:17:52] bryantzuki: what happened to that car chase guy
  145. [23:17:56] bryantzuki: is he dead yet?
  146. [23:18:14] diggleshut: got taken down
  147. [23:18:17] diggleshut: spun around
  148. [23:18:22] diggleshut: arrested
  149. [23:18:26] bryantzuki: good
  150. [23:18:32] oldmario: PogChamp
  151. [23:18:36] diggleshut: CRIMNAL SCUM
  152. [23:18:37] oldmario: what is this show
  153. [23:18:41] oldmario: law and order?
  154. [23:18:46] diggleshut: I closed it mario
  155. [23:19:09] lowqualitywallet: you violated the law
  156. [23:19:13] oldmario: the channels are messed up
  157. [23:19:20] bryantzuki: Come on
  158. [23:19:28] bryantzuki: stupid nascar race and cautions.
  159. [23:19:29] lowqualitywallet: pay the court 5000 gold and surrender your stolen goods
  160. [23:19:43] oldmario: calm down judge judy
  161. [23:20:08] lowqualitywallet: Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's raining...
  162. [23:20:27] reileyb: Long range scopes where are thou
  163. [23:20:27] bryantzuki: uhhh
  164. [23:20:29] bryantzuki: who's doing that
  165. [23:20:31] bryantzuki: diggle?
  166. [23:20:35] redicebergz: oh
  167. [23:20:43] shimmerfairy: 1-shot kill!
  168. [23:20:45] wqtraz: pew pew
  169. [23:20:46] ilissos: Brutal.
  170. [23:21:56] oldmario: feelsbad man
  171. [23:22:01] oldmario: they took the tv show off
  172. [23:22:27] bryantzuki: ACTION burps
  173. [23:23:02] oldmario: ACTION slaps BryantZuki with a trout
  174. [23:23:10] lowqualitywallet: oh my god he's doing let's plays
  175. [23:23:24] lowqualitywallet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUmMx_V4Wi8
  176. [23:23:33] lowqualitywallet: great url too
  177. [23:23:45] lowqualitywallet: that's why he brings condoms for every gdq
  178. [23:23:55] bryantzuki: Can I slap you with a dog instead?
  179. [23:24:02] oldmario: no
  180. [23:24:08] oldmario: i'll smack you with my dong tho
  181. [23:24:39] lowqualitywallet: pls no
  182. [23:25:17] bryantzuki: do that to diggle or anony, they like that, not me.
  183. [23:25:34] goatsentercx: ay oh let's oh no
  184. [23:25:56] lowqualitywallet: 8 hours of ff7
  185. [23:25:59] lowqualitywallet: sweet fucking lord
  186. [23:26:11] lowqualitywallet: i think i'll actually play pathologic instead
  187. [23:26:36] bryantzuki: that stupid race ending was stressful
  188. [23:26:39] bryantzuki: fuck
  189. [23:26:45] goatsentercx: happy canada day tim!
  190. [23:27:36] wcorbe: hi tim and tim's chat
  191. [23:27:41] redicebergz: c r u n c h
  192. [23:27:42] diggleshut: BACK
  193. [23:28:16] oldmario: >going round in a circle
  194. [23:28:21] oldmario: >stressful
  195. [23:28:35] hunniepun: more tim? timClip
  196. [23:28:43] jencis0: spring cleaning bois
  197. [23:28:45] diggleshut: they go real fast though mario
  198. [23:28:51] diggleshut: don't disparage our national heritage
  199. [23:29:17] scaleeth: hi tim and chat
  200. [23:29:27] diggleshut: when you can look dale earnheardt jr in the eye and tell him how to turn left
  201. [23:29:27] redicebergz: hi tim and tim's chat
  202. [23:29:30] diggleshut: I'll believe you
  203. [23:29:30] oldmario: i'll do what want
  204. [23:29:44] ichbinbacon: hi tim
  205. [23:29:45] bryantzuki: they turned right and left last week
  206. [23:29:50] diggleshut: O
  207. [23:29:50] redicebergz: hi tim and chat
  208. [23:29:52] bryantzuki: but daytona is stressful
  209. [23:29:59] wqtraz: hi chat who just got here
  210. [23:30:07] oldmario: daytonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  211. [23:30:10] diggleshut: my dad loves cars and car racing
  212. [23:30:13] diggleshut: I never got it
  213. [23:30:15] diggleshut: but god bless em
  214. [23:30:40] oldmario: my friend played his first match in pubg today
  215. [23:30:44] oldmario: he got first WutFace
  216. [23:30:44] diggleshut: he used to go to drag races as a kid
  217. [23:30:46] diggleshut: that sounds fun
  218. [23:31:00] diggleshut: dang mario
  219. [23:31:51] diggleshut: wow a girl streamer I watch is selling profile pics from her facebook for $10 bucks
  220. [23:31:51] wcorbe: PEW PEW
  221. [23:31:52] maserder: Chickie dinner pls
  222. [23:31:56] xroyce: tim is the catniss everdeen of 2017. resist tim!
  223. [23:32:19] oldmario: i wonder
  224. [23:32:27] oldmario: is it possible for guys to sell used underwear
  225. [23:32:35] whitelegs102: Tim and Chat, hi
  226. [23:32:39] wcorbe: catnisstonetim
  227. [23:32:40] diggleshut: not unless you're like
  228. [23:32:41] diggleshut: david beckham
  229. [23:32:49] oldmario: never know
  230. [23:32:54] wcorbe: hi everyone who recently said hi
  231. [23:32:57] diggleshut: I dunno
  232. [23:32:59] xroyce: @wcorbe ok, that got me
  233. [23:33:02] diggleshut: women are smarter than men in general
  234. [23:33:08] diggleshut: they know better than to buy used male underwear
  235. [23:33:29] wcorbe: timClip
  236. [23:33:38] hunniepun: no mic? timOh
  237. [23:33:52] wqtraz: not usually i don't think
  238. [23:34:07] whitelegs102: oh hi plane
  239. [23:34:20] redicebergz: typically nomictoneTim here
  240. [23:34:50] diggleshut: oh tim is playing pubg now nice
  241. [23:34:54] diggleshut: I love pubg with no commentary
  242. [23:35:13] bryantzuki: I don'
  243. [23:35:15] bryantzuki: tt
  244. [23:35:22] bryantzuki: but ima go try and sleep
  245. [23:35:26] bryantzuki: so it don't matter.
  246. [23:35:29] lowqualitywallet: sleep tite
  247. [23:35:32] diggleshut: night
  248. [23:35:34] oldmario: i wonder if battle royale was a real thing
  249. [23:35:36] diggleshut: don't let the fast cars bite
  250. [23:35:39] diggleshut: I love pubg with no mic
  251. [23:35:40] oldmario: how long would a battle of 48 people last
  252. [23:35:45] bryantzuki: oh yeah, did I tell you
  253. [23:35:47] diggleshut: depends on the rules
  254. [23:35:49] diggleshut: the weapons
  255. [23:35:50] bryantzuki: I applied for a job at NASCAR?
  256. [23:35:55] diggleshut: yeah bryant
  257. [23:36:00] lowqualitywallet: wew congrats
  258. [23:36:06] bryantzuki: I won't get it, but, I applied.
  259. [23:36:07] diggleshut: I figured that's why you were talking about it
  260. [23:36:10] diggleshut: <
  261. [23:36:11] bryantzuki: hahaha
  262. [23:36:14] lowqualitywallet: like i mean
  263. [23:36:17] lowqualitywallet: at least, good luck
  264. [23:36:20] bryantzuki: nah honestly.
  265. [23:36:21] rebcart: dont die tim KonCha
  266. [23:36:31] bryantzuki: The restrictor plate races with NASCAR are some of the best
  267. [23:36:40] lowqualitywallet: if i end up in 10 years as like
  268. [23:36:44] bryantzuki: short tracks and restrictor plates.
  269. [23:37:05] oldmario: tims down to the last 4
  270. [23:37:11] diggleshut: I never heard of the restrictor plate thing
  271. [23:37:14] diggleshut: till I looked it up now
  272. [23:37:16] lowqualitywallet: some starving artist with bottles of vodka all over his floor
  273. [23:37:23] lowqualitywallet: yeah sure
  274. [23:37:31] tw4tjockey: Where are your shoes
  275. [23:37:37] diggleshut: what is your art lqw
  276. [23:37:46] wingedrunner: lol in the middle of 2 people fighting
  277. [23:37:47] oldmario: can he do thisssssss
  278. [23:37:56] reileyb: uh oh sandwiched
  279. [23:37:56] bryantzuki: nascar at daytona, talladega, indy, martinsville, and bristol tend to be the best races
  280. [23:38:00] diggleshut: oh wow I didn't realize tim was 1 of 4 alive
  281. [23:38:00] whitelegs102: unlucky
  282. [23:38:02] diggleshut: oh no he died
  283. [23:38:03] redicebergz: close tim
  284. [23:38:04] wqtraz: usb noise
  285. [23:38:05] bryantzuki: oh no
  286. [23:38:06] monotonetim: was really hoping one of them would kill the other one
  287. [23:38:07] lowqualitywallet: i writeeeeee
  288. [23:38:07] oldmario: noooooo
  289. [23:38:07] bryantzuki: i seep now
  290. [23:38:08] diggleshut: is that his highest yet?
  291. [23:38:09] rintezuka1: aww stuck between 2 of them
  292. [23:38:09] bryantzuki: night you fuckers
  293. [23:38:09] lowqualitywallet: so yesssssss
  294. [23:38:12] lowqualitywallet: night
  295. [23:38:13] tw4tjockey: Podium,n ice.
  296. [23:38:13] monotonetim: nah, I've won
  297. [23:38:17] diggleshut: oh really? nice
  298. [23:38:20] diggleshut: night
  299. [23:38:21] whitelegs102: that usb noise was from tim ripping his keyboard out of his pc in a rage fit
  300. [23:38:22] ttt50xx: close
  301. [23:38:25] diggleshut: ohhhh
  302. [23:38:27] oldmario: man
  303. [23:38:30] monotonetim: I left my controller plugged in
  304. [23:38:33] rintezuka1: Tim has 1st 2 2nds and numerous 3rds so far
  305. [23:38:35] oldmario: i wish this wasn't xbone exclusive on console
  306. [23:38:37] monotonetim: when I died it rumbles a bunch and makes awful noises
  307. [23:38:41] rintezuka1: 1st, 2 2nds
  308. [23:38:50] tw4tjockey: See Diggleshut if you get this game you can go all Mark David Chapman on your Twitch idol
  309. [23:39:05] diggleshut: this game looks very fun
  310. [23:39:10] diggleshut: but I'm very cheap
  311. [23:39:19] scaleeth: aw, no more arm jiggle?
  312. [23:39:46] diggleshut: barney adventure?
  313. [23:40:15] diggleshut: I never saw tim's 1st or 2nds
  314. [23:41:03] oldmario: pubg
  315. [23:41:07] jencis0: KonCha
  316. [23:41:14] diggleshut: oh
  317. [23:41:20] diggleshut: why would you wanna play a game like pubg
  318. [23:41:22] diggleshut: with a controller
  319. [23:41:28] lowqualitywallet: dude no
  320. [23:41:33] lowqualitywallet: don't play a shooter with a controller
  321. [23:41:36] rintezuka1: https://clips.twitch.tv/PowerfulWimpyPlumberHoneyBadger
  322. [23:41:42] lowqualitywallet: you'll end up breaking a window with it
  323. [23:41:48] diggleshut: why do you hate yourself
  324. [23:42:11] link2006: Tim won once ? :O
  325. [23:42:14] link2006: NICE
  326. [23:42:18] allstar3339: how was dinner tim?
  327. [23:42:51] lowqualitywallet: i'll write a short story about that one
  328. [23:43:03] monotonetim: not really hungry
  329. [23:43:17] diggleshut: are you short stories zany or staid
  330. [23:43:25] jencis0: "Guys, I did the thing." Yayyy----"
  331. [23:43:26] oldmario: i don't mind
  332. [23:43:36] lowqualitywallet: i can only read american, sorry
  333. [23:43:38] diggleshut: you're nuts mario
  334. [23:43:43] allstar3339: timOh
  335. [23:44:11] sydneyyay: tim
  336. [23:44:16] oldmario: wrong chat
  337. [23:44:23] diggleshut: I think I'm falling asleep soon
  338. [23:44:26] diggleshut: with my new pillow
  339. [23:44:29] diggleshut: I'm ready
  340. [23:44:43] anony54: is your waifu on it
  341. [23:44:51] diggleshut: my waifu is 100% polyester
  342. [23:44:55] diggleshut: foam
  343. [23:45:34] diggleshut: SURVIVE
  344. [23:45:37] diggleshut: damn
  345. [23:45:46] astrowolf: is the depression manageble today tim?
  346. [23:45:58] monotonetim: haven't killed myself yet.
  347. [23:46:16] anony54: there is a rumor where I work that they are going to be transferring everyone who isn't a citizen to another building
  348. [23:46:38] diggleshut: not bad
  349. [23:46:56] dr4gonch4ser: o7
  350. [23:47:11] diggleshut: is that a lot of people
  351. [23:47:18] diggleshut: plus
  352. [23:47:18] anony54: yes
  353. [23:47:25] diggleshut: not a citizen
  354. [23:47:28] diggleshut: as in illegal
  355. [23:47:30] anony54: no
  356. [23:47:32] diggleshut: or like green card and stuff
  357. [23:47:37] anony54: as in they have a visa/green card
  358. [23:47:38] oldmario: report them
  359. [23:47:39] diggleshut: oh
  360. [23:47:41] jencis0: u make me feel happy, tim
  361. [23:47:42] oldmario: get money for reporting them
  362. [23:47:42] diggleshut: well
  363. [23:47:45] diggleshut: if they're here legally
  364. [23:47:53] diggleshut: why are they going to a different building
  365. [23:48:08] oldmario: you can get green cards illegally
  366. [23:48:20] anony54: they don't hire illegals
  367. [23:48:32] diggleshut: what is the advantage of separating them
  368. [23:48:39] anony54: government contracts
  369. [23:48:40] koolman9921: I bought Tormato LP the other day and man what a piece of shit that album is
  370. [23:48:56] diggleshut: does the government want to see more or less green card people
  371. [23:48:58] anony54: If I stay there another year, they might make us get security clearances
  372. [23:49:00] diggleshut: to give jobs
  373. [23:49:26] sobeman1: maybe its like an equivalent exchange, because tim makes us all feel happy the universe makes him sad, We are the reason for his depression
  374. [23:49:31] anony54: we have 40000 chromebooks ordered by schools to do
  375. [23:49:44] jencis0: oh...
  376. [23:49:45] diggleshut: dang
  377. [23:49:54] diggleshut: any interesting stories
  378. [23:49:55] diggleshut: from your job
  379. [23:49:58] dr4gonch4ser: FeelsBadMan
  380. [23:50:10] anony54: one set of chromebooks came with names of all the students to put on the chromebook
  381. [23:50:16] anony54: we spent hours laughing at the stupid names
  382. [23:50:25] koolman9921: the more happy we are the more depressed Tim gets?
  383. [23:50:30] jencis0: @koolman9921 why did u buy it if it was shite
  384. [23:50:44] oldmario: Anony54 is a stupid name
  385. [23:50:47] sobeman1: @koolman9921 yes
  386. [23:51:08] oldmario: bu
  387. [23:51:10] koolman9921: @jencis0 It was $8 and i bought it on impulse
  388. [23:51:11] oldmario: tell us
  389. [23:51:14] oldmario: some of these names
  390. [23:51:21] jencis0: u cray cray fam
  391. [23:51:22] dr4gonch4ser: Hmm. An 8x scope. What you hunting? Asteroids? O_o
  392. [23:51:25] anony54: that was almost a year ago
  393. [23:51:42] shimmerfairy: There was a x16 scope once, but Tim died right after getting it.
  394. [23:52:15] diggleshut: lol
  395. [23:52:15] dr4gonch4ser: Next you gonna tell me there is a 256x scope... :p
  396. [23:52:50] dr4gonch4ser: For hitting players on other servers :D
  397. [23:53:18] jencis0: im signing up for the gym, bros. Tired of being skinny. And I really want to impress my new therapist ;)
  398. [23:53:19] anony54: one guy on his first day went up to someone and said "I don't like jews" very seriously
  399. [23:53:49] diggleshut: huh
  400. [23:53:51] jencis0: excited kinda. and gonna learn to actually swim
  401. [23:53:58] rintezuka1: good luck
  402. [23:54:04] ndlsjk: swimming is the best definitely do that
  403. [23:54:29] anony54: he got let go a week later
  404. [23:54:29] jencis0: yeah, I wanna go scuba/snorkeling when I graduate before all the coral reefs die off
  405. [23:55:26] ndlsjk: yeahhh i wanna scuba pretty bad. i enjoy going out far enough you cant see any land at all and swimming there (i have a decent sized boat)
  406. [23:55:34] diggleshut: nice
  407. [23:55:41] jencis0: spooky
  408. [23:55:50] ndlsjk: its a pretty cool sensation
  409. [23:55:58] ndlsjk: makes ya feel pretty small haha
  410. [23:56:03] jencis0: i kinda fear the ocean a bit lol but YOLO
  411. [23:56:04] sobeman1: i want to go when they die
  412. [23:56:10] sobeman1: so its like fallout:ocean edition
  413. [23:56:14] jencis0: they already dyin
  414. [23:56:35] oldmario: was it you
  415. [23:56:48] ndlsjk: go to the pacific garbage patch and walk on the plastic timBBQQT
  416. [23:56:50] anony54: I'm the most jewish person there
  417. [23:56:58] jencis0: lol goals
  418. [23:57:26] dr4gonch4ser: If you wanna feel small just google an estimate of how many planets there ought to be in our galaxy
  419. [23:57:34] oldmario: oh
  420. [23:57:36] dr4gonch4ser: p
  421. [23:57:41] diggleshut: why didn't he like jews
  422. [23:57:41] oldmario: but you're always nasty to bbrosef
  423. [23:57:48] jencis0: if you REALLY wanna feel small, visit a gym
  424. [23:57:55] ndlsjk: savage
  425. [23:57:55] dr4gonch4ser: LOL
  426. [23:58:25] dr4gonch4ser: Define 'small' though hehe
  427. [23:58:25] sobeman1: what are you talking about? im swol as fuck i'll fight you
  428. [23:58:34] sobeman1: timClip
  429. [23:58:55] jencis0: Even all the women were more swole than me at this gym I went to yesterday
  430. [23:58:55] anony54: he was just an edgy teenager
  431. [23:59:14] sobeman1: thats hot
  432. [23:59:45] sobeman1: i have a gym in my apartment complex. its across the street
  433. [23:59:50] sobeman1: i never go
  434. [23:59:52] jencis0: lucky
  435. [23:59:54] jencis0: oh
  436. [23:59:58] tw4tjockey: I found one of diggleshut 's ancestors http://i.imgur.com/0ddcywH.jpg
  437. [00:00:00] sobeman1: timOh
  438. [00:00:10] dr4gonch4ser: LUL
  439. [00:00:33] jencis0: I would go, but idk how to lift properly. I don't want to be made fun of
  440. [00:00:40] jencis0: but now I dont care, so im signing up
  441. [00:00:43] ndlsjk: i have a hard time with going to the gym. its like. so i just pick it up then put it back down?
  442. [00:00:50] ndlsjk: is there more?
  443. [00:00:54] tw4tjockey: No one makes fun of anyone at the gym lol
  444. [00:00:54] jencis0: NO WRONG
  445. [00:00:59] rintezuka1: 1st rule of gym, nobody cares what others do
  446. [00:01:05] sobeman1: well you pick it up in a certain way and put it back down
  447. [00:01:13] monotonetim: you make fun of me and I don't even have to be in the gym.
  448. [00:01:20] jencis0: ive seen many snapchats proving otherwise
  449. [00:01:23] tw4tjockey: It's a form of affection
  450. [00:01:25] sobeman1: i only make fun of your potato aim
  451. [00:01:48] jencis0: on my friends
  452. [00:02:10] sobeman1: tim doesn't even need to goto the gym, he can already fit in all his moe girl cosplay outfits
  453. [00:02:20] rintezuka1: lol
  454. [00:03:06] sobeman1: LIL
  455. [00:03:08] sobeman1: lul
  456. [00:03:10] rintezuka1: LOL
  457. [00:03:11] drifter_tv: ohnDud
  458. [00:03:16] yaakov22: nobody cares what you do at the gym, just look it up online
  459. [00:03:35] yaakov22: get a personal trainer for 3 sessions or so just to get you started if you want
  460. [00:03:41] ttt50xx: lirikN
  461. [00:03:45] tw4tjockey: I only care what you're doing at the gym if you're doing it in yoga pants
  462. [00:03:49] jencis0: i have thicc friends
  463. [00:03:54] jencis0: im set i suppose
  464. [00:03:57] yaakov22: they'll show you
  465. [00:04:01] bobbob2238: my bf just used the L word .-.
  466. [00:04:04] apopmachine: I went to the gym once. 3 am. dude started talking to me and my social anxiety kicked in. never went back
  467. [00:04:10] jencis0: lol
  468. [00:04:22] jencis0: life in a nutshell
  469. [00:04:23] yaakov22: just wear headphones and no one will say anything
  470. [00:04:28] apopmachine: Yea felt super bad
  471. [00:04:40] groovyboomstick: Got that two time!
  472. [00:04:41] apopmachine: I was
  473. [00:04:49] apopmachine: he walked up and waved in my face
  474. [00:04:59] jencis0: just say "No hablo espanol."
  475. [00:05:01] sobeman1: wear sunglasses
  476. [00:05:17] apopmachine: Next time I will go in with a blindfold on and just bump in to everything
  477. [00:05:21] apopmachine: That'll show him
  478. [00:05:30] tw4tjockey: Ok I might care what you're doing at the gym if you're doing it in sunglasses
  479. [00:05:30] dr4gonch4ser: p
  480. [00:05:53] anony54: lesbian?
  481. [00:05:58] sobeman1: look up gym fails on youtube, then you will feel better about going
  482. [00:06:04] bobbob2238: the four letter one
  483. [00:06:07] apopmachine: Anywho. Tim got cucked by the zone here. RIP
  484. [00:06:07] jencis0: ill be on it
  485. [00:06:18] basssic: no c-work
  486. [00:06:19] basssic: word
  487. [00:06:23] drifter_tv: haha RIP indeed
  488. [00:06:25] jencis0: jk i'll be gud
  489. [00:06:26] tw4tjockey: Which C word? Cardio?
  490. [00:06:32] basssic: yes, you can't say cardio
  491. [00:06:33] jencis0: har har har
  492. [00:06:33] basssic: too late
  493. [00:06:42] yaakov22: is leg day a banned term
  494. [00:06:44] tw4tjockey: Great minds, basssic. Great minds.
  495. [00:06:46] jencis0: what is that, spanish?
  496. [00:06:59] tw4tjockey: Just roll up to the gym like the guy in the red here https://youtu.be/AzpK4apBHh0?t=736
  497. [00:07:07] anony54: Long?
  498. [00:07:16] jencis0: I just want to not have bony shoulders and flat chest anymore. Literally all i want
  499. [00:07:31] sobeman1: i also want breasts
  500. [00:07:45] bobbob2238: ... anyway i just dont want him to expect a lot out of me right away
  501. [00:07:47] jencis0: This girl grabbed my shoulders at a deadmaus show a few months ago and I died inside
  502. [00:07:52] boiledguts: I'd kill for a bikini bridge
  503. [00:07:52] tw4tjockey: Like Kevin Spacey, I want to look good naked
  504. [00:07:55] ndlsjk: did she die too?
  505. [00:08:02] jencis0: yes
  506. [00:08:05] jencis0: lol
  507. [00:08:09] sobeman1: you sure you didn't die because you were at a deadmaus concert
  508. [00:08:15] apopmachine: I'll never talk about calories again :(
  509. [00:08:16] ndlsjk: maybe you should get less sharp shoulders then
  510. [00:08:25] sobeman1: he could be a super hero
  511. [00:08:26] jencis0: i will
  512. [00:08:28] sobeman1: shoulder blade
  513. [00:08:38] ndlsjk: haha
  514. [00:08:43] jencis0: its my worst feature i think
  515. [00:08:55] sobeman1: if thats your worst feature, then you are ahead of the curve
  516. [00:09:01] apopmachine: but seriously. Tim is kill
  517. [00:09:03] ndlsjk: i mean its cool if you dont like it but i dont think many people dwell on shoulders...
  518. [00:09:07] jencis0: besides my anxiety :)
  519. [00:09:14] sobeman1: everyone has anxiety
  520. [00:09:14] hunniepun: I've been trying to figure out what the shuffling noise is coming from
  521. [00:09:20] tw4tjockey: Something about the way this game punishes distance from the circle irks me immensely when people start taking that damage lol
  522. [00:09:23] hunniepun: i forgot this stream was in another tab LUL
  523. [00:09:37] locrian7: drinking a can of pepsi and watching tim
  524. [00:09:39] sobeman1: the sound is muted, its just tim
  525. [00:09:40] locrian7: life;s good
  526. [00:09:49] jencis0: it can be
  527. [00:09:50] sobeman1: i also have pepsi
  528. [00:09:57] strudelalec: bepis
  529. [00:10:05] sobeman1: pepsi should of sponsored tim
  530. [00:10:05] apopmachine: I have game fuel. Pepsi's edgy younger cousin
  531. [00:10:09] jencis0: if u put effort in the right places
  532. [00:10:24] tw4tjockey: Should have*
  533. [00:10:31] rintezuka1: wow nobody was sitting on circle edge waitin for late comers
  534. [00:11:07] tw4tjockey: Except for the 10 seconds you get shot at before you die, this game is strangely peaceful
  535. [00:11:10] sobeman1: haha
  536. [00:11:13] apopmachine: Submarine mode activate
  537. [00:11:13] ty1i: LOL
  538. [00:11:13] cactart: nice strategy
  539. [00:11:17] sobeman1: no one will expect him now
  540. [00:11:17] strudelalec: wut
  541. [00:11:18] apopmachine: wait its working
  542. [00:11:21] rintezuka1: LOL
  543. [00:11:27] boiledguts: clever, clever british engineering
  544. [00:11:29] tw4tjockey: NEXT LEVEL STRATS
  545. [00:11:32] ty1i: @TW4Tjockey Combat in this game is quick. After all, it's another job through the country side.,
  546. [00:11:32] astrowolf: tims a goddam genius
  547. [00:11:42] rintezuka1: well someone is tossing grenades at tim
  548. [00:11:44] locrian7: high elo pubg
  549. [00:12:03] locrian7: being underwater seems kinda op
  550. [00:12:13] locrian7: its the coming out that exposes you though i guess
  551. [00:12:35] monotonetim: man you really can't see through the water.
  552. [00:12:35] guygo2010: rip
  553. [00:12:35] tw4tjockey: LOL
  554. [00:12:36] locrian7: FeelsBadMan timOh
  555. [00:12:38] scaleeth: OH WOW he was right there
  556. [00:12:39] sobeman1: i remember playing delta force back in the day and taking the underwater version of weapons and just going around in rivers and not killing anyone
  557. [00:12:40] jencis0: oh god
  558. [00:12:43] dr4gonch4ser: Awshot
  559. [00:12:44] monotonetim: knew that guy was coming out but couldn't track him
  560. [00:12:45] monochrome_jones: what do you think the chances are of two people streaming on the same server unaware of each other
  561. [00:12:52] apopmachine: He was a sneaky snake
  562. [00:12:52] ttt50xx: D:
  563. [00:12:53] monotonetim: 100%
  564. [00:12:56] comfycouch: i call shenanigans
  565. [00:13:07] astrowolf: easily 100%
  566. [00:13:07] dr4gonch4ser: 200%
  567. [00:13:12] astrowolf: this is a top 10 meme stream game
  568. [00:13:18] rintezuka1: rip
  569. [00:13:20] astrowolf: this is a top 10 me me stream game
  570. [00:13:20] locrian7: me mes are banned
  571. [00:13:27] jencis0: Can't say car dio
  572. [00:13:32] locrian7: at least pepes arent FeelsGoodMan
  573. [00:13:36] dr4gonch4ser: Little known fact, you cant play pubg without streaming it ;)
  574. [00:13:38] monochrome_jones: meme streme
  575. [00:13:49] monochrome_jones: what lol
  576. [00:13:52] jencis0: Another One
  577. [00:13:58] comfycouch: moon2SMUG
  578. [00:14:03] locrian7: no me mes allowed
  579. [00:14:06] rintezuka1: me​mes
  580. [00:14:09] astrowolf: everyone time me me.
  581. [00:14:10] bobbob2238: no meem
  582. [00:14:11] locrian7: timOh
  583. [00:14:11] squidmochi: mamas
  584. [00:14:15] monochrome_jones: timemes
  585. [00:14:16] squidmochi: momos
  586. [00:14:19] drifter_tv: timNofun
  587. [00:14:21] monochrome_jones: mymys
  588. [00:14:23] callicantzaros: comfy that smug face is too good
  589. [00:14:24] astrowolf: everyone should type meem, clear their chat history in protest
  590. [00:14:25] locrian7: memes
  591. [00:14:30] cactart: these young kids and their maymays
  592. [00:14:32] allstar3339: no may mays allowed
  593. [00:14:33] locrian7: @rintezuka1 ???
  594. [00:14:35] bobbob2238: i feel like the banning of the word meem is almost a meem itself
  595. [00:14:47] rintezuka1: @Locrian7 zero width space between me and me
  596. [00:14:51] rintezuka1: me​me
  597. [00:14:57] monochrome_jones: you cant ban my 1337 M3M35
  598. [00:15:04] locrian7: how do you do a zero-width space
  599. [00:15:09] allstar3339: RIP
  600. [00:15:11] allstar3339: LUL
  601. [00:15:11] callicantzaros: lol
  602. [00:15:12] monotonetim: I can actually
  603. [00:15:14] rintezuka1: lol
  604. [00:15:17] jencis0: hahahah
  605. [00:15:19] basssic: open character map
  606. [00:15:23] comfycouch: showing off that early access. straight stuntin'
  607. [00:15:36] basssic: then the code is 200B
  608. [00:15:39] rintezuka1: ^
  609. [00:15:47] dr4gonch4ser: Only the d4nk3st of m€m3s are ok
  610. [00:15:51] rebcart: is it possible to get back to the starting island
  611. [00:15:54] rebcart: with a boat
  612. [00:16:05] monochrome_jones: (
  613. [00:16:07] ndlsjk: i think it is
  614. [00:16:09] astrowolf: Tim, what would you say felt more accomplishing, winning a round of pubg or graduating?
  615. [00:16:15] basssic: pubg obv
  616. [00:16:19] ndlsjk: i dont have the game but iirc someone in a twitch chat said you can
  617. [00:16:25] tw4tjockey: Fitting into the dress, obv.
  618. [00:16:27] theprixie: Pubg cost less
  619. [00:16:35] cactart: my only win in this game is the other two killing eachother :(
  620. [00:16:37] comfycouch: winning and graduating are both for loser. hi im Thai Lopez
  621. [00:16:44] locrian7: so alt+0129 does it too
  622. [00:16:48] locrian7: meme
  623. [00:16:59] astrowolf: me
  624. [00:17:04] tw4tjockey: Comfycouch accurate impression, but you needed to mention your exotic Italian sportscar that you definitely did not rent for the day
  625. [00:17:15] comfycouch: lol
  626. [00:17:28] comfycouch: check out my totally not wes side rentals mansion
  627. [00:17:40] dr4gonch4ser: Pan best weapon
  628. [00:17:41] tw4tjockey: And now we're Princess Peach in Super Mario RPG
  629. [00:17:49] sobeman1: that pre swinging the frying pan around corners is next level tactics
  630. [00:17:57] comfycouch: Tim the audience requests a Tai Lopez Cosplay next thank you in advance
  631. [00:18:14] dr4gonch4ser: Pubg speedrun: pan%
  632. [00:18:27] astrowolf: bring Tim to twitchcon
  633. [00:18:39] astrowolf: have him run a panel on depression
  634. [00:19:04] tw4tjockey: The panel on depression at Twitchcon would just be the entire convention though
  635. [00:19:05] dr4gonch4ser: Oh crossbow, nice
  636. [00:19:07] locrian7: just make our own convention
  637. [00:19:08] theprixie: They had a mental health panel last year.
  638. [00:19:09] locrian7: TimCon
  639. [00:19:15] locrian7: and like 5 people will go
  640. [00:19:20] sobeman1: i would go
  641. [00:19:23] comfycouch: you got this
  642. [00:19:25] comfycouch: EZ
  643. [00:19:50] ndlsjk: lol
  644. [00:19:50] sobeman1: aww
  645. [00:19:52] basssic: fwip
  646. [00:19:53] tw4tjockey: I'd go, but maintain my anonymity by implying I have no idea where I am or who Tim is
  647. [00:19:57] basssic: nt
  648. [00:20:02] comfycouch: monkaS
  649. [00:20:04] fuzzybuttons: Hey Tim
  650. [00:20:09] dr4gonch4ser: FeelsBadMan
  651. [00:20:09] tw4tjockey: What are the reward coins for?
  652. [00:20:15] monotonetim: Hello
  653. [00:20:17] sobeman1: @TW4Tjockey would go in and be like "this isn't the tractor show"
  654. [00:20:19] cactart: cosmetic rewards
  655. [00:20:20] shimmerfairy: crapboxes
  656. [00:20:20] locrian7: i think clothes and hair
  657. [00:20:23] locrian7: and junk
  658. [00:20:27] ndlsjk: id go and get a nametag that says "Hi im diggleshut"
  659. [00:20:27] hunniepun: he won?
  660. [00:20:29] monotonetim: yes, upgraded junk.
  661. [00:20:40] tw4tjockey: I can tell from the underwear.
  662. [00:20:40] hunniepun: nice
  663. [00:20:43] rintezuka1: nothing is better than naked Bob
  664. [00:20:46] comfycouch: you can upgrade his junk? moon2WOOP
  665. [00:20:56] hunniepun: junk timClip
  666. [00:21:36] locrian7: too many moonmoon subs watch tim
  667. [00:21:46] tw4tjockey: Dammit moonmoon subs
  668. [00:21:47] comfycouch: WHOAH TOO FAR MAN
  669. [00:21:54] drifter_tv: All timClip They timClip Do timClip Is timClip Spam timClip Stupid timClip Gray timClip Clip timClip Face timClip
  670. [00:21:55] tw4tjockey: Party foul.
  671. [00:21:57] comfycouch: cant just run around shooting people in the dick man!
  672. [00:22:02] dr4gonch4ser: ouch
  673. [00:22:05] locrian7: i wonder what it says about their similarities
  674. [00:22:07] comfycouch: oh now thats just rude
  675. [00:22:17] comfycouch: oh not the lady dick too tim
  676. [00:22:19] dr4gonch4ser: This is too much
  677. [00:22:19] comfycouch: have mercy
  678. [00:22:25] basssic: timMinus
  679. [00:22:29] comfycouch: Tim = Butters
  680. [00:22:38] fuzzybuttons: Tim establishing dominance
  681. [00:22:47] comfycouch: wow
  682. [00:22:50] jmleleven: all of them are now marked for death
  683. [00:23:19] somenerd: Airplane food am I right
  684. [00:23:25] comfycouch: maybe if tim aims for the penis from now on he'll hit his shots
  685. [00:23:39] tw4tjockey: Boom headshot
  686. [00:23:41] comfycouch: he was like 100% accuracy shootin at the D
  687. [00:23:50] comfycouch: right the head of the penis B=====D~~~
  688. [00:23:54] dr4gonch4ser: @comfycouch what if it's a lady though
  689. [00:23:56] basssic: https://clyp.it/03jgqdtl?token=5b9b3bf804f10eaf6df5dd2b5097fe41 this was a bad idea and is bad
  690. [00:24:09] comfycouch: aim for the lady peen aka the Bean
  691. [00:24:13] ndlsjk: shoot her in the head of her lady penis
  692. [00:24:20] comfycouch: its like the 100 point hole in skeeball
  693. [00:24:44] dr4gonch4ser: Hmm, seems legit
  694. [00:24:54] locrian7: wait i just heard a second
  695. [00:24:56] locrian7: is that death grips
  696. [00:25:03] basssic: mayb
  697. [00:25:04] comfycouch: sticking with the pan
  698. [00:25:14] locrian7: i just heard some yelling so i assumed it was the space jam version
  699. [00:25:29] locrian7: but no that seems better
  700. [00:26:04] comfycouch: ouch
  701. [00:26:10] ilissos: Brutal. Again.
  702. [00:26:12] basssic: pow
  703. [00:26:14] reileyb: that poor man
  704. [00:26:14] jmleleven: always with the stairs
  705. [00:26:17] dr4gonch4ser: GOT EM
  706. [00:26:22] fuzzybuttons: that scared me from tabbed D:
  707. [00:27:30] drifter_tv: Any decent PUBG player knows that there's 0 shame in dying to Naked Bob Ross CoolStoryBob
  708. [00:28:21] goatsentercx: we all eventually become bob ross
  709. [00:28:39] basssic: next princess maker daughter name: BOBROSS
  710. [00:28:43] basssic: BOBROSS JIMDAVIS
  711. [00:29:13] drifter_tv: idk, I think the Bonglord line should live on
  712. [00:29:21] goatsentercx: bros bros
  713. [00:29:56] tw4tjockey: The Bonglord line won't live on because she's going to die in battle
  714. [00:30:28] tw4tjockey: Her last words will be "clean coal energy"
  715. [00:30:41] basssic: what happened to the daughter last night
  716. [00:30:41] jmleleven: but Tim Bonglord is still alive
  717. [00:30:42] basssic: had to snooze
  718. [00:30:53] anonymousv8: maybe if tim names her bobross jimdavis, he will teach her art
  719. [00:30:54] drifter_tv: Not from Bing, but Tim will father another princess, a sibling to Bing, and this time raise her right
  720. [00:30:56] drifter_tv: MORE TIME IN THE MINES
  721. [00:31:07] basssic: did she become a lumberjack/miner
  722. [00:31:11] tosstriss: Duo AKs team?
  723. [00:31:11] drifter_tv: a soldier
  724. [00:31:15] basssic: nice
  725. [00:31:28] basssic: soldier =/= princess tho
  726. [00:31:52] drifter_tv: Yes, unlike @jEncis0 the prince has no interest in beefy women
  727. [00:32:20] sobeman1: princess maker 3 is pretty meh compared to 2
  728. [00:32:27] dr4gonch4ser: Why cant a princess pick up an assault rifle and kick some ass?
  729. [00:32:29] tw4tjockey: Every time I see someone playing Princess Maker I pine for an American version
  730. [00:32:39] dr4gonch4ser: Discrimination :(
  731. [00:32:44] weallwerenoobs83: is this a silence stream?
  732. [00:32:45] jencis0: @drifteR_tv wait what?
  733. [00:32:50] basssic: every stream is a silence stream
  734. [00:32:53] basssic: every stream ever
  735. [00:33:03] jencis0: i was gone for a while i just looked at the screen
  736. [00:33:13] sobeman1: the irony is that stereotonetim is mute even though he is in stereo
  737. [00:33:14] bananaburger: @basssic if i heard that on soundcloud i'd give it a like
  738. [00:33:28] basssic: never posting any of my garbage on sc
  739. [00:33:33] basssic: private clyp only boyz
  740. [00:33:33] drifter_tv: your earlier-expressed eagerness to impress the beefy women you saw at the gym was topical
  741. [00:33:37] dr4gonch4ser: 0*2 = 0 ;)
  742. [00:33:54] jencis0: i want them to dominate me
  743. [00:34:00] jencis0: but not too quickly
  744. [00:34:06] basssic: (but ty)
  745. [00:34:17] drifter_tv: exactly; that's not what the prince in PM3 last night was into
  746. [00:34:18] somenerd: Wowzers
  747. [00:34:27] drifter_tv: so he sent soldier bing off to die instead of princessing her
  748. [00:34:28] tw4tjockey: jEncis0 what
  749. [00:35:02] jencis0: i want to put up a fight, u know. Can't be TOO easy
  750. [00:35:41] goatsentercx: date your mom?
  751. [00:35:49] drifter_tv: no kink shaming here timClip
  752. [00:36:25] hunniepun: kinks? do share timClip
  753. [00:36:44] drifter_tv: just read up a few lines timClip
  754. [00:36:58] jencis0: hahahha
  755. [00:37:00] goatsentercx: not a great band but better than the beatles
  756. [00:37:01] lokiry: chat where r u
  757. [00:37:14] dr4gonch4ser: CoolStoryBob tell us happy little kinks!
  758. [00:37:18] basssic: better than the beach boys too...
  759. [00:37:38] goatsentercx: no but the shaggs are
  760. [00:37:42] wildcarde: ugh, my last round of this game ended so bad, watching guy run along ridge and a quick double tap from elsewhere to end me
  761. [00:37:54] drifter_tv: the monkees ohnTen
  762. [00:38:02] jencis0: video games r stink
  763. [00:38:16] tinyangrywoman: oh thank god its tim
  764. [00:38:43] tw4tjockey: jEncis0 your tinyangrywoman is here
  765. [00:38:51] blondrobin: Worlds least competent snipers fight each other
  766. [00:39:00] drifter_tv: timClip
  767. [00:39:01] wildcarde: somebody else has to be taking shots at you besides that guy
  768. [00:39:03] tinyangrywoman: i wot now m8
  769. [00:39:13] tinyangrywoman: timNotfound
  770. [00:39:17] jencis0: i don't want her to be mad
  771. [00:39:17] lowqualitywallet: ded
  772. [00:39:23] jencis0: i want her to be excited
  773. [00:39:31] basssic: every time tim jumps off a moderately tall building my stomach goes like "no"
  774. [00:39:32] jencis0: that shes gonn beat my ass
  775. [00:39:38] jencis0: literally
  776. [00:39:39] rintezuka1: one day they are gonna increase fall damage and everyone will die from falling
  777. [00:39:40] tinyangrywoman: i mean, yeah.
  778. [00:39:50] jencis0: anywho
  779. [00:40:00] tosstriss: Tim stay away from windows in the red zone
  780. [00:40:34] blondrobin: I literally can't even see who Tim is taking potshots at
  781. [00:40:39] basssic: neither can he
  782. [00:40:41] jencis0: duck and cover
  783. [00:40:42] cactart: dang he really wants you
  784. [00:40:54] bobbob2238: im not ded
  785. [00:41:32] jmleleven: he wants the T
  786. [00:41:40] notoriousrisk: get em tim
  787. [00:41:40] jencis0: turnip?
  788. [00:41:51] jmleleven: exactly
  789. [00:42:05] notoriousrisk: show em wat those happy little bullets can do
  790. [00:42:06] blondrobin: No, he wants the monotonetea recipe
  791. [00:42:10] blondrobin: The T
  792. [00:42:40] scaleeth: timPlus
  793. [00:42:41] cactart: yee
  794. [00:42:43] jmleleven: the skeleton T
  795. [00:42:44] scaleeth: oh
  796. [00:42:45] basssic: nise
  797. [00:42:46] basssic: nice
  798. [00:42:50] dr4gonch4ser: Nice shooting
  799. [00:42:55] notoriousrisk: damn k i just learned that my volume is really high
  800. [00:43:00] wildcarde: tim, going for the new pants
  801. [00:43:01] jencis0: don't be greedy tim. You're with what u have
  802. [00:43:15] jencis0: remember what u said the other day
  803. [00:43:15] blondrobin: And now to see who snipes Tim while he looks this dude
  804. [00:43:23] willster132: hello all, i see my facorite mlg pubg player is killin it
  805. [00:43:26] theeyesofsyn92: StereotoneTim...that's clever
  806. [00:43:30] theeyesofsyn92: Hey guys eogHey
  807. [00:43:32] goatsentercx: that calls for a dip to celebrate
  808. [00:43:32] wildcarde: first aid kits
  809. [00:43:45] jencis0: welcome to the Depression Community
  810. [00:43:54] shimmerfairy: @TheEyesofSyn92 oh hey, welcome to Secret Second Channel™ :P
  811. [00:44:04] basssic: "secret"
  812. [00:44:07] jmleleven: silent-tone tim
  813. [00:44:11] dr4gonch4ser: Probably gonna see that one guy on the right soon
  814. [00:44:14] blondrobin: So secret his main channel auto hosts it
  815. [00:44:17] jencis0: not_tim was better
  816. [00:44:20] basssic: ^
  817. [00:44:25] basssic: rip not_tim
  818. [00:44:26] hunniepun: ^^^^^
  819. [00:44:31] wildcarde: assuming that guy is alive
  820. [00:44:37] rintezuka1: what happened to minitoneTim channel?
  821. [00:44:39] goatsentercx: nottim was better
  822. [00:44:40] jencis0: the more secret the channel, the better it was
  823. [00:44:50] basssic: minitone is still around, just unused
  824. [00:44:54] jencis0: the more hip you were for watching
  825. [00:44:57] cactart: little do you know tim streams his entire life
  826. [00:44:59] hunniepun: minitone? timClip
  827. [00:45:01] basssic: not_tim on the other hand...
  828. [00:45:22] blondrobin: @cactart well, he periscopes his lab work so believable
  829. [00:45:24] comfycouch: made it ez
  830. [00:45:33] shimmerfairy: zappytonetim
  831. [00:45:34] willster132: not_tim was the golden era of tim
  832. [00:45:45] willster132: candy box, hank hill
  833. [00:45:48] willster132: we had it all
  834. [00:45:53] goatsentercx: tim needs to stream to all channels alll the time
  835. [00:45:55] jencis0: all the notes for class kreygassm
  836. [00:45:58] hunniepun: waiting for definitely_tim
  837. [00:46:00] basssic: vice city midi project...
  838. [00:46:03] willster132: Note streams were the best
  839. [00:46:09] willster132: Oh man rip vice city midi
  840. [00:46:26] tosstriss: Silencer OhGod
  841. [00:46:49] willster132: rip tim
  842. [00:46:53] basssic: rip_tim
  843. [00:47:05] dr4gonch4ser: Yep RIP
  844. [00:47:10] franswahx: hello darkness my old friend
  845. [00:47:25] goatsentercx: listened to infinite ramones while i mowed the lawn this afternoon
  846. [00:47:29] blondrobin: I like how this game encourages you to think of painkillers and energy drinks as complimentary tastes that go well together
  847. [00:47:33] jencis0: he dead
  848. [00:47:40] rintezuka1: welp
  849. [00:47:40] theeyesofsyn92: The Ramones are great
  850. [00:47:43] yaakov22: rip
  851. [00:47:44] monotonetim: oh
  852. [00:47:49] monotonetim: oh well.
  853. [00:47:50] franswahx: timOh
  854. [00:47:52] notoriousrisk: dang
  855. [00:47:53] willster132: 2 kills tho
  856. [00:47:54] dr4gonch4ser: Oh.
  857. [00:47:55] wildcarde: (
  858. [00:47:56] monotonetim: infinite ramones
  859. [00:47:58] rintezuka1: scare everyone at the end
  860. [00:47:59] shimmerfairy: you got painkiller in my energy drink, you got energy drink in my painkiller, two great tastes go great together
  861. [00:48:09] ttt50xx: lirikFR
  862. [00:48:12] theeyesofsyn92: Goatsenter, do you like Frank zappa?
  863. [00:48:14] arthekz: shot into the sky as a last act of defiance
  864. [00:48:29] blondrobin: Kill god and his lame laser field
  865. [00:48:53] willster132: can we go full hunger games and destroy it
  866. [00:48:57] goatsentercx: conceptually but not so much to listen to
  867. [00:48:58] monotonetim: oh
  868. [00:48:59] willster132: startled me
  869. [00:49:01] monotonetim: wait this isn't working
  870. [00:49:01] jencis0: anyone seen a Nintendo Switch in stores yet?
  871. [00:49:01] bananaburger: aye
  872. [00:49:03] dajmasta: ay
  873. [00:49:04] willster132: aye
  874. [00:49:05] rintezuka1: it isn't funny!
  875. [00:49:07] basssic: aye
  876. [00:49:07] blondrobin: It crash
  877. [00:49:08] scaleeth: aye
  878. [00:49:09] dajmasta: it isn't funny
  879. [00:49:12] q1s2: aye
  880. [00:49:14] perciacalos: Aye timOh
  881. [00:49:17] willster132: I think its playing in order
  882. [00:49:20] willster132: not shuffling
  883. [00:49:24] rebcart: i think you have loop single on
  884. [00:49:28] monotonetim: uh
  885. [00:49:29] willster132: or that
  886. [00:49:31] wildcarde: @jEncis0 nope, i go to a few different targets routinely, none of them have it.
  887. [00:49:33] dajmasta: let's go
  888. [00:49:36] basssic: (let's go)
  889. [00:49:37] hunniepun: AY
  890. [00:49:38] perciacalos: Lets go
  891. [00:49:41] arthekz: AY
  892. [00:49:42] dajmasta: timOh
  893. [00:49:45] arthekz: ... or not
  894. [00:49:45] basssic: maybe you should use foobar
  895. [00:49:47] perciacalos: There we go
  896. [00:49:52] perciacalos: Well kinda
  897. [00:49:52] dajmasta: sort of
  898. [00:49:58] monotonetim: oh
  899. [00:49:59] monotonetim: I broke it
  900. [00:50:01] jmleleven: i have no idea what's happening
  901. [00:50:06] dajmasta: timOh timOh timOh timOh
  902. [00:50:10] hunniepun: i really need to stop alt tabbing. proxCREEP
  903. [00:50:10] monotonetim: no wait this has DK in it too
  904. [00:50:11] perciacalos: This is why we cant have nice things
  905. [00:50:17] goatsentercx: let's doh!
  906. [00:50:18] perciacalos: It isnt funny
  907. [00:50:18] willster132: oh no
  908. [00:50:22] tinyangrywoman: timOh timOh timOh timOh
  909. [00:50:22] dajmasta: HUH
  910. [00:50:22] cactart: there we go
  911. [00:50:28] dajmasta: timPlus
  912. [00:50:30] dreamleaking: hes quick and nimble and quick and nimble
  913. [00:50:37] somenerd: Kong
  914. [00:50:42] hunniepun: timPlus
  915. [00:50:43] arthekz: moon2OOO
  916. [00:50:48] dreamleaking: C G
  917. [00:50:51] basssic: HUH
  918. [00:50:51] perciacalos: D
  919. [00:51:03] tw4tjockey: Tim, there's a 90% complete patch of Princess Maker 5 to English if you wish to venture down that rabbit hole, again
  920. [00:51:06] deathofmarat: This is confusingly motivating.
  921. [00:51:08] tinyangrywoman: tim plz
  922. [00:51:21] willster132: Tim
  923. [00:51:25] willster132: You need to get a mic hooked up
  924. [00:51:27] dreamleaking: this song is a gallium fidget spinner for the mind
  925. [00:51:30] wildcarde: @TW4Tjockey all roads lead to lumberjack
  926. [00:51:30] willster132: And just play this through it constnatly ingame
  927. [00:51:36] willster132: Constant ingame random ramones
  928. [00:51:40] willster132: Just to mess with people
  929. [00:51:52] willster132: You are gonna lose every round because it gives away your position
  930. [00:51:52] basssic: huh
  931. [00:51:54] basssic: x5
  932. [00:51:58] cactart: nice combo
  933. [00:52:01] willster132: But it would be fucking great
  934. [00:52:06] willster132: to hear reactions
  935. [00:52:08] arthekz: is this like a randomizer of audio files?
  936. [00:52:14] willster132: its on shuffle
  937. [00:52:16] shimmerfairy: "OH GOD EVERYONE RUN, for it is the oncoming storm... The Infinite Ramone"
  938. [00:52:22] arthekz: oh, derp
  939. [00:52:27] dajmasta: timOh k timOh
  940. [00:52:27] willster132: his own teemates shoot him to make it stop
  941. [00:52:34] jencis0: this is HARDCORE
  942. [00:52:35] basssic: dk's brother "kd kong"
  943. [00:52:42] shimmerfairy: @Arthekz shuffle of files from THPS3 on N64, with a couple clips from DK64's rap.
  944. [00:52:48] monotonetim: MLG brother, K/D Kong
  945. [00:52:52] jencis0: open up this motherfuckking pit!!!
  946. [00:52:59] willster132: tim actually clipped the AYE and OH himself IIRC
  947. [00:53:04] willster132: But from THPS3
  948. [00:53:29] shimmerfairy: ah yes, that's true. All the clips of the song have the complete "Aye Oh, let's go!"
  949. [00:53:34] willster132: Random Dk rap micspam is best micspam
  950. [00:53:47] willster132: the instrumental bit is its own thing tho
  951. [00:53:49] willster132: i think
  952. [00:53:53] rebcart: KD "Huh" Kong
  953. [00:54:08] shimmerfairy: yep, the backbeat is a separate instrument
  954. [00:54:15] rebcart: sometimes known as "Huh Huh"
  955. [00:54:22] arthekz: I see Tim is one of those nudist players
  956. [00:54:28] willster132: its because he is
  957. [00:54:34] jmleleven: he's only a no-pants player
  958. [00:54:34] jencis0: IRL
  959. [00:54:37] willster132: clothing makes you stand out
  960. [00:54:41] dreamleaking: does this game have a coconut gun
  961. [00:54:44] willster132: gotta be one with the wheat
  962. [00:54:55] dreamleaking: if so does it fire single shots
  963. [00:55:02] goatsentercx: no one does science fully clothed
  964. [00:55:05] willster132: no
  965. [00:55:08] drifter_tv: He is Bob Ross and Bob Ross hates pants.
  966. [00:55:09] willster132: it fires in spurts
  967. [00:55:22] dreamleaking: so its an automatic weapon
  968. [00:55:27] willster132: if it shoots ya
  969. [00:55:30] willster132: its gonna hurt
  970. [00:55:31] willster132: UH
  971. [00:55:53] santanadvxfan: timPlus
  972. [00:55:54] sobeman1: surprise mfer!
  973. [00:55:57] drifter_tv: that guy is ONE DEAD KONG
  974. [00:55:57] dajmasta: nice outfit
  975. [00:56:00] willster132: gotta love when they loot for you
  976. [00:56:07] rintezuka1: lol
  977. [00:56:11] hunniepun: my gun goes @@@@@
  978. [00:56:12] arthekz: wow, brutal.
  979. [00:56:15] notoriousrisk: damn tim wit da double tap
  980. [00:56:49] goatsentercx: took tap in elementary school
  981. [00:56:52] willster132: ok now get in the dumpster
  982. [00:59:09] dajmasta: then CurseLit
  983. [00:59:34] arthekz: decking out the SCAR moon2OOO
  984. [01:00:31] tosstriss: UMP doe
  985. [01:00:43] dreamleaking: bwaaaam
  986. [01:01:25] jencis0: why can't u all just work together to survive?
  987. [01:01:39] noobzor99: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
  988. [01:01:58] dreamleaking: why cant you create a new society where the workers control the means of production
  989. [01:01:58] hunniepun: my gun goes @@@@@
  990. [01:02:01] goatsentercx: was there a sale on beige firearms?
  991. [01:02:14] hunniepun: lul i dient realize i said that already
  992. [01:02:23] sharrakor: its too quiet
  993. [01:02:28] jencis0: @dreamleaking one can only drean
  994. [01:02:41] monotonetim: I gotta use the bathroom
  995. [01:02:43] monotonetim: but shootin' dudes
  996. [01:02:48] jencis0: see u there
  997. [01:02:49] basssic: should've worn a diaper
  998. [01:02:51] basssic: obv solution
  999. [01:02:56] monotonetim: I'm good
  1000. [01:03:00] basssic: clearly not
  1001. [01:03:02] jencis0: Gaming Diapers
  1002. [01:03:03] dreamleaking: @jEncis0 that's why they call me dreanleaking
  1003. [01:03:09] monotonetim: gaming diapers
  1004. [01:03:11] monotonetim: christ
  1005. [01:03:13] goatsentercx: next you will be shootin deuces
  1006. [01:03:14] monotonetim: alright make sure I don't get shot
  1007. [01:03:20] sharrakor: ok
  1008. [01:03:29] jencis0: I gotchu
  1009. [01:03:50] dreamleaking: i mean pokemon stadium 2 speedrun is over 24 hours long you think werster doesnt shit in a diaper and stew in it for most of that time?
  1010. [01:04:01] basssic: that's a pleasant thought
  1011. [01:04:02] wcorbe: Excuse me sir please dont shoot tim
  1012. [01:04:05] dreamleaking: gaming is serious business
  1013. [01:04:18] sharrakor: if the person doesnt eat or sleep maybe they wont have to bathroom
  1014. [01:04:19] cactart: oh no
  1015. [01:04:20] sobeman1: MONSTER ENERGY GAMING DIAPERS
  1016. [01:04:22] jencis0: I'm gonna be the best gamer of all time
  1017. [01:04:28] goatsentercx: i's peed run
  1018. [01:04:34] willster132: gaming diapers sponsored by taco bell
  1019. [01:04:35] jencis0: b-believe it
  1020. [01:04:38] dreamleaking: screw monster energy. bring back bawls
  1021. [01:04:52] pinkflip: uh o h
  1022. [01:05:04] tw4tjockey: The future is now:https://www.engadget.com/2007/03/22/gow-tournament-shut-down-by-diaper-gamer/
  1023. [01:05:18] monotonetim: *the future is over 10 years ago
  1024. [01:05:21] goatsentercx: this be mlg strats
  1025. [01:05:29] blondrobin: Bring back what? You can still buy bawls at my grocery stores
  1026. [01:05:31] basssic: other participants complained about a "septic tank like smell" coming from the kid.
  1027. [01:05:32] basssic: nice
  1028. [01:05:48] blondrobin: For whatever reason you would want to
  1029. [01:05:53] jencis0: some sort of.... sulfur like smell
  1030. [01:05:54] dreamleaking: sounds fake
  1031. [01:05:57] dreamleaking: >via digg
  1032. [01:06:08] dreamleaking: gow isn't even that serious an esport
  1033. [01:06:17] rintezuka1: night everyone o/
  1034. [01:06:27] bananaburger: i think it used to be
  1035. [01:06:37] jencis0: I'll send some gaming diapers over the PO Box
  1036. [01:06:38] goatsentercx: "serious esport"
  1037. [01:06:54] dreamleaking: people make multiple millions of dollars per year playing mobas
  1038. [01:06:59] monotonetim: peesports
  1039. [01:07:02] willster132: gow?
  1040. [01:07:05] bananaburger: gears of war
  1041. [01:07:07] jencis0: I get it
  1042. [01:07:08] willster132: oh
  1043. [01:07:12] willster132: yeah thats tiny
  1044. [01:07:13] dreamleaking: game or wthrones
  1045. [01:07:18] fashioncats: cmon tim youre better than that joke
  1046. [01:07:19] willster132: real esport is pokemon go
  1047. [01:07:20] tw4tjockey: The Outlast people also did this for their sequel https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1149400304/underscares-the-diaper-from-the-creators-of-outlas/description
  1048. [01:07:24] sharrakor: I wouldnt shit myself for gears of war
  1049. [01:07:54] dreamleaking: i wouldnt shit myself for either or the 2 games i actually care about
  1050. [01:08:18] goatsentercx: what would you do said act for sharrakor?
  1051. [01:08:57] sharrakor: I'd have to think about that
  1052. [01:09:00] sharrakor: that's a deep question
  1053. [01:09:14] ririshii: would you do it for a klondike bar
  1054. [01:09:21] jencis0: 🤔
  1055. [01:09:48] goatsentercx: kinda the same thing
  1056. [01:09:51] dreamleaking: i've only ever shit myself once and i was seriously ill
  1057. [01:10:03] jencis0: same
  1058. [01:10:05] tw4tjockey: That is not a story I would share
  1059. [01:10:06] tw4tjockey: But you do you
  1060. [01:10:10] monotonetim: share it
  1061. [01:10:12] willster132: I did but I was 7
  1062. [01:10:16] jencis0: fart turned into something much different
  1063. [01:10:24] tw4tjockey: I prefer to shit on other people
  1064. [01:10:26] willster132: I was in petco and I gambled on a fart
  1065. [01:10:29] willster132: And lost
  1066. [01:10:31] willster132: Never again
  1067. [01:10:33] dreamleaking: that's basically the whole story. i was about 10 years old and sick as fuck
  1068. [01:10:39] dreamleaking: it was actually in my sleep
  1069. [01:10:42] sharrakor: I did that once willster, luckily I was in my own home
  1070. [01:11:34] dreamleaking: i remember waking up embarassed and changing and then playing Capcom vs SNK 2
  1071. [01:11:41] willster132: Yeah I was in a petco
  1072. [01:11:43] willster132: Bad times
  1073. [01:11:51] willster132: but I was 7 so nobody cared too much
  1074. [01:11:51] goatsentercx: you haven't lived til you've sharted
  1075. [01:11:57] willster132: preech
  1076. [01:12:11] sharrakor: It teaches humility
  1077. [01:12:12] crunchymuffin: never gamble on a fart, its never worth it
  1078. [01:12:13] jencis0: shart crew
  1079. [01:12:26] jencis0: I'll make patches for us
  1080. [01:12:40] goatsentercx: tony hawk pro sharter
  1081. [01:13:03] basssic: i'd play that
  1082. [01:13:07] blondrobin: His pants get browner as his ticks get more extreme
  1083. [01:13:07] ririshii: Shart Squad sounds better, jEncis0
  1084. [01:13:29] tw4tjockey: Are you happy Tim
  1085. [01:13:33] tw4tjockey: Your people are literally shitposting
  1086. [01:13:36] jencis0: I already ordered the patches
  1087. [01:13:37] itslikesnowboarding: oh
  1088. [01:13:42] willster132: Yeah the first shart teaches you to never do it again
  1089. [01:13:45] willster132: Its like your first kiss
  1090. [01:13:49] willster132: It happens and you learn
  1091. [01:13:49] jmleleven: did somebody say the m word
  1092. [01:13:50] blondrobin: Is this still the depression community, if so I doubt anyone is happy
  1093. [01:13:50] tw4tjockey: Up yours nightbutt
  1094. [01:13:52] jencis0: lol nerd
  1095. [01:14:04] tw4tjockey: No I said poopposting, but in the spirit of the zeitgeist
  1096. [01:14:06] willster132: Anyone watch the OSRS deadman final hour?
  1097. [01:14:13] willster132: Was pretty fun to watch
  1098. [01:14:17] willster132: But I know the game so
  1099. [01:14:24] willster132: Probably would be shit if you didnt know what was going on
  1100. [01:14:29] rylane: Hey Tim, I'm about to head out but just wanted to stop by for a bit :)
  1101. [01:14:30] jencis0: I feel somewhat good
  1102. [01:14:40] itslikesnowboarding: If it makes you feel any better, I use to be happy, but the fact that everyone is enjoying this game, and I get no pleasure at all from it, makes me unhappy.
  1103. [01:14:53] jencis0: is that against the rules
  1104. [01:14:55] rylane: Hope you're unsick
  1105. [01:15:26] willster132: you are alowed to temporarly feel good
  1106. [01:15:36] willster132: So long as you understand it isnt going to last
  1107. [01:15:38] willster132: ^)
  1108. [01:15:40] jencis0: sweet
  1109. [01:15:42] bananaburger: ^
  1110. [01:15:43] jencis0: oh
  1111. [01:16:34] willster132: nice bait
  1112. [01:16:42] basssic: ns
  1113. [01:16:49] yaakov22: ez
  1114. [01:16:49] jencis0: SAVE
  1115. [01:17:30] willster132: the slowest roll
  1116. [01:17:42] yaakov22: nice flank
  1117. [01:17:54] blondrobin: Never even saw it coming
  1118. [01:18:01] zapperzen: whoa killing it
  1119. [01:18:19] willster132: just ignoring the crate?
  1120. [01:18:27] willster132: bold strategy cotton
  1121. [01:18:45] willster132: we in there
  1122. [01:18:49] willster132: (the wheat that is)
  1123. [01:18:51] brimthrown: lol
  1124. [01:18:54] yaakov22: haha
  1125. [01:19:01] sobeman1: metal gear solid 3
  1126. [01:19:01] jencis0: SNAKE
  1127. [01:19:04] brimthrown: i was sure he was gonna get run over
  1128. [01:19:07] fappuccino_monkey: tim is a sneaky snek
  1129. [01:19:08] goatsentercx: this game needs more microtransactions
  1130. [01:19:25] willster132: can I get new gun skins
  1131. [01:19:27] bl0cks: we've managed to avoid drowning
  1132. [01:19:28] willster132: Like some dragonlore one
  1133. [01:19:34] missfrann: the naughtiest thing i've ever done: crawling through the fields of wheat in top 10
  1134. [01:19:49] fappuccino_monkey: i want a weed ghillie suit
  1135. [01:19:59] rylane: dragonlore, isn't that the really expensive skins from csgo?
  1136. [01:20:03] rylane: like 1k+
  1137. [01:20:13] willster132: I think so
  1138. [01:20:16] willster132: I dont play
  1139. [01:20:18] crunchymuffin: No its worthless just like the rest of the skins
  1140. [01:20:19] missfrann: are they really 1k+ now???
  1141. [01:20:25] bl0cks: your naked thighs really blend in with the wheat
  1142. [01:20:26] willster132: I once though it was a fatrinuge
  1143. [01:20:27] rylane: they use to be
  1144. [01:20:33] willster132: But it was just how they pronunced "factory new"
  1145. [01:20:33] tw4tjockey: I thought Steam capped purchases at $250
  1146. [01:20:36] basssic: thought good d'lores were like 10k
  1147. [01:20:37] willster132: So
  1148. [01:20:58] missfrann: I remember then being like $200 :x
  1149. [01:21:03] willster132: ill check market
  1150. [01:21:05] basssic: https://opskins.com/index.php?item=2314660&loc=shop_view_item
  1151. [01:21:09] basssic: souvenir tho
  1152. [01:21:10] willster132: jk there it is
  1153. [01:21:11] brimthrown: i never understood how csgo skins were worth any real money
  1154. [01:21:12] tw4tjockey: Oh, they've raised it to $1800
  1155. [01:21:14] tw4tjockey: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=6088-UDXM-7214#prices
  1156. [01:21:18] rylane: 15k LUL
  1157. [01:21:21] jencis0: nerds and their microtransactions
  1158. [01:21:24] willster132: imagine paying 15k for pixels
  1159. [01:21:26] so_damn_zetta_slow: god dammit i wish this game was on sale, i want it so bad ;_;
  1160. [01:21:27] tw4tjockey: Brimthrown markets are fun and also completely retarded
  1161. [01:21:34] crunchymuffin: @Brimthrown They're not people are just retarded and pay out the ass for no reason
  1162. [01:21:49] rylane: I never understood csgo skins
  1163. [01:21:51] basssic: o no
  1164. [01:21:57] basssic: also yes cs go skins are bad
  1165. [01:22:00] basssic: like they look like total ass
  1166. [01:22:01] bl0cks: I wish someone would pay me exorbitant amounts of money for pixels
  1167. [01:22:04] basssic: almost all of them
  1168. [01:22:04] character57: the skins make money laundering easy too
  1169. [01:22:08] willster132: million dollar homepage
  1170. [01:22:18] brimthrown: F
  1171. [01:22:18] missfrann: aw
  1172. [01:22:19] yaakov22: o
  1173. [01:22:20] crunchymuffin: out skilled
  1174. [01:22:23] rylane: damn you got killed so hard your body flew
  1175. [01:22:23] jencis0: 3 AGAIN
  1176. [01:22:24] missfrann: close enough
  1177. [01:22:25] monotonetim: both sides
  1178. [01:22:27] tw4tjockey: Apparently two parcels of Babe Ruth memorabilia also sold for $2m and I don't get that either
  1179. [01:22:29] fuzzybuttons: doh
  1180. [01:22:31] monotonetim: dude in house and dude behind me.
  1181. [01:22:37] fappuccino_monkey: DP
  1182. [01:22:54] willster132: at least that is physical
  1183. [01:23:11] rylane: @TW4Tjockey I can see the difference that's history, if you're into that stuff
  1184. [01:23:14] willster132: Yo tim
  1185. [01:23:16] rylane: but
  1186. [01:23:18] willster132: You are great
  1187. [01:23:19] willster132: <3
  1188. [01:23:21] rylane: they can always make more skins
  1189. [01:23:29] willster132: OH I forgot
  1190. [01:23:33] willster132: I bought hollow knight
  1191. [01:23:36] willster132: I heard good things about it
  1192. [01:24:55] sobeman1: its great
  1193. [01:25:04] jencis0: u're gr8
  1194. [01:25:11] willster132: u2
  1195. [01:25:15] sobeman1: timClip
  1196. [01:25:27] wingsofjanitor: Why is that airplane crop-dusting with Tang?
  1197. [01:25:30] willster132: I also got ICEY, which is basically ifd Stanley Parable was an arcide sidescroller beat em up
  1198. [01:25:44] jencis0: its Cheetle
  1199. [01:25:51] rylane: no music tonight? @MonotoneTim
  1200. [01:25:58] wingsofjanitor: timOh god, Cheetle
  1201. [01:26:06] ipangrazio: It's bring your own music night
  1202. [01:26:09] rylane: cheetle doot
  1203. [01:26:14] jencis0: make ur OWN music this time
  1204. [01:26:23] rylane: LOL
  1205. [01:26:29] willster132: oh god
  1206. [01:26:32] willster132: this is a hellhole
  1207. [01:26:33] crunchymuffin: I have a feeling this ones gonna end early
  1208. [01:26:35] willster132: get in the dumpster
  1209. [01:26:37] wunderweeze: yessss
  1210. [01:26:38] ipangrazio: danLurk
  1211. [01:26:40] koreanusher: LUL
  1212. [01:26:42] rylane: dumpster strats
  1213. [01:26:46] wingsofjanitor: LUL
  1214. [01:26:50] basssic: it's the same damn dumpster
  1215. [01:26:52] crunchymuffin: Holy shit this is a pro strat
  1216. [01:26:53] pinkflip: safe
  1217. [01:26:53] rylane: LOL
  1218. [01:26:56] ndlsjk: only way to suvive lol
  1219. [01:27:00] koreanusher: best strat
  1220. [01:27:34] l7gaming: are we getting punked right now
  1221. [01:27:34] tw4tjockey: Tim's in his spiritual home
  1222. [01:27:44] willster132: I sexually identify as a grabage bin
  1223. [01:27:46] basssic: bob's wigglin
  1224. [01:27:47] it_is_fanatic: H O T G A R B O
  1225. [01:27:52] basssic: wigglin in the trash
  1226. [01:27:54] monotonetim: I'm stuck
  1227. [01:27:54] basssic: my new album
  1228. [01:28:06] koreanusher: LUL
  1229. [01:28:07] ndlsjk: sunk in the trash too far RIP
  1230. [01:28:16] rylane: LUL
  1231. [01:28:18] willster132: LUL
  1232. [01:28:19] l7gaming: talk to him on the mic
  1233. [01:28:19] fappuccino_monkey: tim became the trash
  1234. [01:28:20] wunderweeze: call out to him Tim
  1235. [01:28:21] ndlsjk: hehe
  1236. [01:28:26] willster132: This is great
  1237. [01:28:30] jencis0: ask for a hand
  1238. [01:28:33] blondrobin: In vis i ble
  1239. [01:28:39] fappuccino_monkey: yeah talk to him
  1240. [01:28:41] repoob: you're not going to go in there and stab him?
  1241. [01:28:57] repoob: no I guess that's not the point
  1242. [01:28:58] tw4tjockey: He's not going to do anything except die in a dumpster
  1243. [01:29:00] basssic: wiggle strats
  1244. [01:29:01] basssic: oh
  1245. [01:29:02] tw4tjockey: OH WAIt
  1246. [01:29:03] tw4tjockey: HE LIVES
  1247. [01:29:11] willster132: escape from trashlandia
  1248. [01:29:33] goatsentercx: yay fireworks
  1249. [01:29:39] rylane: he took all the ammo, how rude
  1250. [01:29:51] rylane: man I been hearing fireworks all night
  1251. [01:30:04] goatsentercx: happy canada day everybody
  1252. [01:30:20] jencis0: Canada Day by Emperor X
  1253. [01:30:39] tw4tjockey: What happens if you stay in the plane as it flies over for the paradrop?
  1254. [01:31:30] rylane: the plane will drop you automatically
  1255. [01:31:47] missfrann: i think it's time to bless the rains
  1256. [01:32:24] willster132: nice
  1257. [01:32:26] brimthrown: WOOO
  1258. [01:32:29] jencis0: thanks Cortana
  1259. [01:32:29] dajmasta: not africant?
  1260. [01:32:30] so_damn_zetta_slow: LOL?
  1261. [01:32:31] mooffin_man: yes please
  1262. [01:32:31] willster132: Awesome
  1263. [01:32:40] zelst: no midi no buy
  1264. [01:32:42] rylane: what a great song
  1265. [01:32:45] pinkflip: hh
  1266. [01:32:49] boredcyborg: timPlus
  1267. [01:32:51] goatsentercx: shartfrica
  1268. [01:33:00] tw4tjockey: Ask and ye shall NOOOOOOOOO
  1269. [01:33:14] tinyangrywoman: timPlus
  1270. [01:33:18] shimmerfairy: this doesn't sound right
  1271. [01:33:19] q1s2: SourPls
  1272. [01:33:20] l7gaming: timPls
  1273. [01:33:33] tw4tjockey: Yeah this sounds like a terrible cover where's the original
  1274. [01:33:45] brimthrown: you boys are high as hell
  1275. [01:33:51] willster132: oh lord
  1276. [01:33:54] bananaburger: hahaha
  1277. [01:34:00] spofford2415: whatever happened to Africant?
  1278. [01:34:01] willster132: just kong
  1279. [01:34:14] bananaburger: dk rap africa mashup when
  1280. [01:34:20] drifter_tv: this needs a Kong-Tim mix, I agree
  1281. [01:34:31] xxxwally: video game ost
  1282. [01:34:37] willster132: Can we do a trap remix of the dk rap
  1283. [01:34:40] willster132: that would be perfect
  1284. [01:34:49] l7gaming: see chat, we complain and now we get no music
  1285. [01:34:55] xxxwally: b-b-b-b-brah!
  1286. [01:35:02] tw4tjockey: Perhaps I planned it that way
  1287. [01:35:09] rylane: dk rap LUL
  1288. [01:35:42] willster132: lol
  1289. [01:35:43] missfrann: dang
  1290. [01:35:44] jencis0: igh
  1291. [01:35:45] xxxwally: ahhhhhh shit
  1292. [01:35:49] repoob: this cat and mouse bullshit looks really frustrating
  1293. [01:35:57] ndlsjk: no bullet run
  1294. [01:36:01] monotonetim: not when you're the cat
  1295. [01:36:14] goatsentercx: killed to the beat
  1296. [01:36:33] tw4tjockey: Do you ever play the team-based side?
  1297. [01:36:44] monotonetim: No
  1298. [01:36:48] monotonetim: I don't need teammates
  1299. [01:36:53] goatsentercx: do
  1300. [01:37:01] rylane: ok chat, ok tim, I gotta go, till next time o/
  1301. [01:37:06] rylane: later all
  1302. [01:37:09] lokiry: are you sure
  1303. [01:37:13] willster132: tim do team mode and just play random dk ramones over the mic the whole time
  1304. [01:37:17] goatsentercx: rylater
  1305. [01:37:25] wingsofjanitor: Man I don't know about having to pick up weapons and gear like these games have you do every single match
  1306. [01:37:39] tw4tjockey: Play team mode and fly solo in it for extra difficulty
  1307. [01:37:42] missfrann: this song is just too good
  1308. [01:39:16] willster132: I hate unskippable cutscenes in difficult games
  1309. [01:39:21] willster132: I timed one earlier
  1310. [01:39:24] willster132: 2:40
  1311. [01:39:29] willster132: For a cutscene before a boss
  1312. [01:39:43] willster132: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE KIARI'S HEART
  1313. [01:39:44] blondrobin: @wingsofjanitor in theory pickingup gear is literally the only difference between this and a giant csgo map
  1314. [01:39:57] blondrobin: And the main way the game drives replayability
  1315. [01:40:15] helzarian: Is there an actual DK + Ramones mashup?
  1316. [01:40:16] jencis0: all it needs is crafting
  1317. [01:40:22] willster132: kinda
  1318. [01:40:32] jencis0: then it's like every single video game out there
  1319. [01:40:44] blondrobin: Actually, the predecessors to this game had crafting
  1320. [01:40:49] blondrobin: Days et al
  1321. [01:40:51] repoob: so are you saying it's a one trick pony blondrobin, because i'd agree with that
  1322. [01:40:57] goatsentercx: it needs frisbees
  1323. [01:41:01] blondrobin: I am absolutely saying that
  1324. [01:41:05] repoob: and i am so over the trick, i'm done even watching this shit
  1325. [01:41:06] blondrobin: I can't imagine playing it
  1326. [01:41:07] willster132: classic tim
  1327. [01:41:10] willster132: straight through the water
  1328. [01:41:12] willster132: ford the river
  1329. [01:41:12] crunchymuffin: that is not how car work
  1330. [01:41:23] waltchelg: i didn't actually know you could do that
  1331. [01:41:25] ipangrazio: timWagon timOx timOx
  1332. [01:41:34] crunchymuffin: not even the slightest bit realistic, immersion ruined
  1333. [01:41:42] helzarian: submarine car
  1334. [01:41:57] jencis0: jack me out
  1335. [01:42:15] fappuccino_monkey: this is the win
  1336. [01:42:16] fuzzybuttons: Like a glove
  1337. [01:42:21] goatsentercx: shot in the heart you're to blame
  1338. [01:43:17] blondrobin: Tim why are you using the crossbow
  1339. [01:43:20] blondrobin: That isn't a gun
  1340. [01:43:29] missfrann: its an arrow gun
  1341. [01:43:30] blondrobin: Get a real gun and try again
  1342. [01:43:32] missfrann: it's close enough
  1343. [01:44:00] fappuccino_monkey: just put a bullet at the end of the arrow
  1344. [01:44:03] crunchymuffin: I guess two cross bows is better than one
  1345. [01:44:05] fappuccino_monkey: most lethal weapon
  1346. [01:44:05] goatsentercx: more like a bob ross bow
  1347. [01:44:05] wingsofjanitor: which survival koth game was it where you could make a blow gun and poison darts from rocks and sticks, with the machine that converted items into currency?
  1348. [01:44:06] ndlsjk: 2 crpssbpws ;p;
  1349. [01:44:11] ndlsjk: wow
  1350. [01:44:22] willster132: what about literally minecraft
  1351. [01:44:31] missfrann: who even knows anymore
  1352. [01:44:38] tw4tjockey: Wingsofjanitor I think that was The Culling
  1353. [01:44:39] jencis0: Puyopuyo
  1354. [01:44:40] missfrann: these early access koth games come and go so fast
  1355. [01:44:50] tw4tjockey: Koth?
  1356. [01:45:01] jencis0: king of the hotdog
  1357. [01:45:01] blondrobin: King of the hill
  1358. [01:45:01] missfrann: king of the hill
  1359. [01:45:15] wingsofjanitor: @TW4Tjockey Yeah that looks aboot right thanks
  1360. [01:45:18] blondrobin: I prefer battle royale as a genre name
  1361. [01:45:23] l7gaming: i love that show
  1362. [01:45:31] tw4tjockey: If you passed a law where people couldn't use acronyms gamers would frustrate themselves to death
  1363. [01:45:32] fappuccino_monkey: i think you are talking about the culling @Wingsofjanitor
  1364. [01:45:39] jencis0: so are you Chinese or Japanese?
  1365. [01:45:53] tw4tjockey: I hate that when you page through Steam every game has "X is a MOBA FPS shooter with RPS elements" as the first sentence
  1366. [01:46:06] tw4tjockey: RPG*
  1367. [01:46:26] pinguino: Tags: Survival, Crafting, Open World, Early Access
  1368. [01:46:27] wingsofjanitor: and the RPG part is like, earn XP to unlock 10% faster reloading.
  1369. [01:46:28] goatsentercx: xmobferperps
  1370. [01:46:29] blondrobin: The good news is any game that introduces itself like that almost assuredly has not an original idea anywhere
  1371. [01:46:33] wingsofjanitor: color me engaged Keeepo
  1372. [01:46:44] blondrobin: And you can flick that not interested switch as soon as you see it
  1373. [01:46:58] tw4tjockey: Been doing that a lot this Steam sale season lol
  1374. [01:47:28] tw4tjockey: I'm not even against those things outright, but if that's all you can say about something you labored so hard on you haven't even sold yourself on the idea, let alone anyone else
  1375. [01:47:46] wunderweeze: akimbo xbow
  1376. [01:47:47] willster132: tfw youswap from a crosbow to antoher loaded crossbow
  1377. [01:48:02] fuzzybuttons: Has the xbow ever had a kill?
  1378. [01:48:06] basssic: never
  1379. [01:48:10] basssic: in the history of the game
  1380. [01:48:16] blondrobin: Is it coincidence the word akimbo has the word bow in it already????
  1381. [01:48:20] blondrobin: I think not
  1382. [01:48:31] ipangrazio: Lirik got killed by a crossbow the other day
  1383. [01:48:34] willster132: but it doesnt
  1384. [01:48:36] willster132: theres no w
  1385. [01:48:46] jencis0: ^
  1386. [01:48:47] monotonetim: oh
  1387. [01:48:51] monotonetim: that's unfortunate
  1388. [01:48:51] goatsentercx: xbow one or xbow onex?
  1389. [01:48:55] blondrobin: The w is invisible
  1390. [01:49:04] blondrobin: It's like a silent sound
  1391. [01:49:17] blondrobin: But for the alphabet
  1392. [01:49:25] monotonetim: brand of the arrow is "brofist"
  1393. [01:49:33] basssic: timMinus
  1394. [01:49:43] jencis0: fist bro
  1395. [01:49:51] basssic: now we're talking
  1396. [01:49:52] ipangrazio: cross bro
  1397. [01:50:21] goatsentercx: cross bro cosplay is ace
  1398. [01:50:22] fuzzybuttons: Tim does brofist to the crotch then?
  1399. [01:50:30] jencis0: this crossfit place near my house is like 170 a month
  1400. [01:50:56] jencis0: I need to open up a gym
  1401. [01:51:07] tw4tjockey: Yeah crossfit is a racket
  1402. [01:51:23] goatsentercx: slim jim cross gym
  1403. [01:51:32] tw4tjockey: My gym membership is $30 a month and I can go whenever and they still have all the dumb Crossfit stuff I can injure myself with
  1404. [01:51:45] jencis0: lol
  1405. [01:52:03] jencis0: those people are ripped af and fast though
  1406. [01:52:18] wingsofjanitor: ah yes Brofist brand bolts
  1407. [01:52:18] tw4tjockey: The advanced ones, sure
  1408. [01:52:34] tw4tjockey: I've seen plenty of even the advanced ones fuck themselves up going full Crossfit though
  1409. [01:53:18] jencis0: xXfitXx
  1410. [01:53:25] tw4tjockey: One temporarily paralyzed himself because he had a bunch of equipment piled up so he could move to it quicker... dropped the weight and it bounced right back into his back
  1411. [01:53:46] willster132: how
  1412. [01:53:47] dajmasta: the ol' hidey hole
  1413. [01:54:11] jencis0: ouch. lifting stuff sounds scary. I like jogging
  1414. [01:54:26] willster132: incomming crossbow kill
  1415. [01:54:29] tw4tjockey: Lifting is great if you respect the weight and maintain good form
  1416. [01:54:29] jencis0: u'll just get hit by a car instead
  1417. [01:54:34] dajmasta: does he have two crossbows? <.<
  1418. [01:54:37] willster132: yes
  1419. [01:54:38] willster132: you dont?
  1420. [01:54:48] tw4tjockey: Those mirrors in the gym are for monitoring form, not indulging your vanity
  1421. [01:54:50] dajmasta: maybe if they were different
  1422. [01:55:02] dajmasta: you can't dual wield in this game so....
  1423. [01:55:07] tw4tjockey: Not that I don't do both TehePelo
  1424. [01:55:08] jencis0: I thought those were selfie mirrors
  1425. [01:55:14] goatsentercx: i wish crossbows sound like thwacked door jams
  1426. [01:55:24] dajmasta: it's not a selfie if the camera is pointing away from you
  1427. [01:55:31] jencis0: yes it is
  1428. [01:55:37] dajmasta: how would you get the requsite myspace angle
  1429. [01:55:41] jencis0: selfie = self portrait
  1430. [01:55:44] missfrann: i have a crossbow
  1431. [01:55:52] goatsentercx: no that's a shelfy
  1432. [01:55:54] missfrann: its nice to see crossbow representation in video games :)
  1433. [01:56:01] dajmasta: portrait is a pretty lofty word for a selfie
  1434. [01:56:01] willster132: its happening
  1435. [01:56:18] fuzzybuttons: gta
  1436. [01:56:27] willster132: oh man
  1437. [01:56:29] willster132: this could be amazing
  1438. [01:56:38] willster132: aww
  1439. [01:56:40] monotonetim: it wasn't
  1440. [01:56:41] santanadvxfan: almost
  1441. [01:56:44] wunderweeze: they ruined it
  1442. [01:56:46] lyiol: dang
  1443. [01:56:46] missfrann: why is the crossbow so bad?
  1444. [01:56:48] dajmasta: no reloading strats ic
  1445. [01:56:49] blondrobin: Exciting car chases in the world of People With Good Guns
  1446. [01:56:54] monotonetim: I don't know how far it goes
  1447. [01:56:56] sharrakor: rip tim
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