A billboard blazes to life.

"Greetings Mimosa, you might recognize me, I am Ysberin Jackson of Jackson Foods. We at Jackson Foods pride ourselves in only the finest foods. Most recently, our farms have discovered the secret to growing round, firm melons of all sizes. We're so proud of the firmness of our melons that we'll even let you squeeze them! If you are looking to pick out your own melons, you will find them north of the cherries on one of our farms.

If you see the cucumber patch, you're on the wrong farm, but while you're there, try our new corndogs sans corn. We call them wieners, and we pride ourselves on having the largest wieners in the business. Our studies have shown that ours are at least 20% plumper when compared to our nearest competitor.

So come on down to Jackson Foods and give our melons a squeeze, or, if you're in the mood, our wieners can't be beat!

Keep a look out for 3 convenient locations soon to be arriving on Mimosa. And when you think of food, think of Jackson Foods!"

The billboard goes blank, awaiting the next advertisement in its cycle.