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Beefo la Rue: A Irish-Mexican immigrant born to cook grows up in pre-Katrina New Orleans and must find a way to continue his passion after the hurricane.
The Princess's Bride: Two peasant women, bound by true love, are separated, and face a series of challenges in their quest to reunite themselves after an evil princess (Lindsey Lohan) tries to wed one of them to inherit her fortune.
Some Time To Kill: Three high-school buddies find some time to kill in the summer between high school and college, and go on a quest to find the source of ultimate pot, and have a number of misadventures along the way.
The Pelican's Briefs: A strange sculpture of a clothed bird appears mysteriously in the Museum of Natural History, and the only way to save the life of the President is to follow a trail of clues that begin with a cookie stuffed into the pelican's underpants.
Jingle Bullets: In this romantic comedy, an alcoholic tries to take revenge on the woman who stole his tickets to a wrestling game, only to end up falling in love with her.
The Wall: In this spellbinding thriller, a mysterious wall appears that encircles the globe and reaches into outer space. What follows is chaos as the world becomes two, and only one man, Mel Freeburg (played by Will Smith), can save the planet.
The Dominatrix: A man, known only as Leo, steps outside of his mind to discover that he - and the entire population of Earth - is being controlled by a domineering telepath, and it becomes his task to free humanity.
The Dominatrix Reloaded: The Dominatrix tries to kill Leo, but thanks to his mentor, he's gained the power of telepathy, and engages in an epic psionic battle with her, which ends with him being cut off from the minds of the rest of humanity.
The Dominatrix - Revolution: Leo fights his way back into the consciousness of Earth, teaches a select group of people how to access their telepathic powers, and brings them out of their minds for a final battle with the Dominatrix. But will it be enough when she brings the rest of humanity out of stasis as her psionic zombie slaves?
The Kooks of Hazards: Several high-school buddies reunite after sixty years to talk about old times, and end up reliving them. A so-so comedy.
O Brother, What Art Thou?: A musician searches for his long-lost brother, whom he can hear, but not see. He finally discovers that his brother is a toad, and what follows cannot fail to get a laugh.
Hobo Cop: The LAPD is hit with a bomb, and all but one of the officers are killed. In desperation, he hires an unemployed, street-wise old man to help out, and ends up with more than he bargained for.
The Last Punch: Simon Nickels, at the end of his boxing career, fights with his last breath (literally) against a man who threatens to spoil Simon's good name.
Sunday Drive: A group of housewives go on a leisurely Sunday drive, and amidst three flats and a near-kidnapping, pick up two immigrants, a dyslexic cheerleader and a group of midgets off the sides of the road.
How Grass Grows: In this stunning documentary, different types of grass and their growth cycles are studied in real time.
Bernie Goes To School: Comedian Bernie Mac goes back for another few years of college, and finds that the school was better off without him.
Jenkins In Chinatown: Jenkins, an archaeologist, gets lost in Chinatown, and makes some odd friends on his struggle to make it to a convention where he is supposed to be speaking.
Legally Blind: This is the heart-wrenching drama of a young woman named Ella who gets in a car accident, and is left with very limited vision.  What follows is how she copes with her handicap with the help of her loving boyfriend, who she's afraid will leave her.
Legally Blind II - Love Is Blind: Ella and her boyfriend Robert go through many social and financial difficulties while trying to prove to their families that they love each other, and are still right for each other, even though Ella is blind.
Legally Blind III - Blinded By Devotion: In this enthralling movie from director Mark Yodelburke, Ella discovers that her boyfriend Robert has a much more colorful past than she had been led to believe. Will she turn her back on him, now that she knows that he was once a burglar? An excellent surprise ending that you won't see coming.
Legally Blind IV - The Blonde Leading The Blind: In this touching sequel, Mark Yodelburke shows once again that quality matters. Ella's fiancé becomes very sick, and recovers, but not without losing a large portion of his mental capacity. How Ella struggles with unemployment, prejudice, and a death in the family.
Legally Blind V - Blind and Blonde: In this beautifully executed fifth movie about Ella and Robert, Ella and Robert struggle financially while planning their marriage, and all their relatives are against them.
Legally Blind VI - Blind Until Death: In the conclusion of the epic series from director Mark Yodelburke, Ella's husband Robert dies, and Ella must care for her two children despite her blindness, as she struggles with a social worker to keep what remains of her family together. An interesting twist is added: the doctors say they can remove Robert's eyes and replace her useless ones, but will Ella agree to the operation?
Love In Prison Camp: Two individuals find love in a WWII Nazi prison camp.
The Day When We All Died: WWIII, viewed through the eyes of a ghost who died in the cataclysmic explosion that wiped out the entire population of Earth.
Doorknobs With Broomsticks: A ditzy young woman struggles to make sense of her past as she trains to become a witch.
Honey, The Skunk's Our Kid: In this hilarious (albeit unusual) family comedy, a DNA test confirms that Evan and Jennifer Morgan are the proud parents of a skunk.
Love, Lies, and Cannibalism: This riveting chiller pits two serial killers against each other, as each struggles for the right to kill and eat the victim they've captured, and end up in love.
Toothpaste & Chopsticks: A young girl tries to win affection from her father, a business-minded CEO.
Stink: A social outcast named Joe tries to find his dog, Stink, who ran away four years ago, and Joe ends up on a slow boat to China - literally!
Horror Movie: A top-of-the-line spoof of horror movies. Included are spoofs of Regurgitator, The Tool, The Smog, The Mob, and Barely Departed.
The Pretender: A skinny New York cop, Stevie J. (played by Martin Lawrence) goes undercover at a bar, and ends up in a match with The Hand, a seven-foot boxer. Stevie must decide between getting his lights knocked out and breaking his cover, which means losing his job!
Lava Wind: A giant meteor strikes the Earth, nearly shattering the Earth's crust, and a small group of people must find a way to endure  the chaotic conditions that exist. A good disaster movie, with first-rate special effects.
Romance on the Moon: In the year 2030, two astronauts in the Lunar Base find love, which is not allowed between fellow astronauts.
Kids in Space: A group of youngsters steal a shuttlecraft that belongs to the dad of one of them, and have a series of misadventures during their interstellar joyride.
Why, God, Why?: The only way this incredible movie could be described is as a heartbreaking comedy, as Joe Baxter (played by Jim Carrey) struggles through a life where Murphy's Law finally comes true: everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong.
The Motorbike's Back: A chilling story of a small New England family that is haunted by a spectral motorcycle. The sequel to The Motorbike.
The Return of Hawkeye: In the sequel to Hawkeye, Hawkeye - the man who can shoot anything at anything - comes back after his vacation to find that the Red Giants - a motorcycle gang - have taken over Cottonville again.
Car Wars: Two car-company CEO's wage war against each other. What they don't know yet: they're long-lost brothers!
The Regurgitator: A class-five horror movie - weak stomachs beware! The story of how two teens defeat a soulless criminal (Kane) who tortures his victims by eating their fingers, vomiting, and forcing them to eat the vomit. The FCC was forced to invent a new rating because of this movie: XR - eXtra Restricted.
Not Normal: A philosophizing young man studies whether or not our existence is perhaps an extension of our minds.
Hairy Droppins: A horror movie in which a ghost causes hair-filled feces to materialize in horrific places. Not for the weak stomached. Rated X for extensive nudity.
Galactic War III - Another Galactic War: Despite the title, this movie is the first of the trilogy to have actually caught on! A war between Humans, Vogons, and Klingons result in a rift in the space-time continuum that brings about the arrival of a superspecies - the Nyx - and the three rival races must put aside their differences to defeat the threat.
The Smog: The smog of Mexico City comes alive to become a globe-girdling, flesh-eating apparition in this terrifying chiller.
Weightless Love: A documentary about whether or not lovemaking in space is as good as science fiction novels claim it will be.
The Taste of Music: A pianist winds up in a Nazi prison camp, with nothing but the clothes on her back and a few sheets of piano music she's managed to smuggle in. The officers finally discover she's hiding them, and she must face the music - and eat it - the guards give her the choice of death by slow boiling or eating the sheet music.
The Panic: In this improbable story, the US government releases their files on UFOs to the public, which contain information that throws the entire global population into a panic. Contains an unsatisfactory cliffhanger ending.
World of the Wars: A group of astronauts accidentally travel too close to a mini-blackhole and wind up on a planet called Antharx after traveling through a wormhole, a planet where the inhabitants have been destroying themselves for tens of thousands of years with incredible technology. The only way to get back home is to somehow convince the population to stop fighting, which results in Earth being targeted...
The Tool: A domineering wife manipulates her husband into committing a series of gruesome murders.
The Ghost You Couldn't See: A man convinced that all ghosts are visible comes across one that he can't see - and it wants nothing less than to kill him.
Tantrum of the Opera: A supposedly haunted operahouse is scheduled for demolition, but it refuses to go quietly. Or even at all - the people sent in to set up the explosives are killed in very creative ways.
Another Documentary: A brilliant documentary which offers insight into the making of documentaries.
Parents of the Caribbean: A young woman from the Caribbean (Kate Beckinsale) and her husband (John Cusack)  think that they're being stalked by their parents while on a vacation in England.
Bug Story: In this CG masterpiece, a praying mantis and a ladybug fall in love.
The Lowlife: An alcoholic garbage collector tries to prove to his teenage son that he loves him in this second-rate story.
The Drugged Wife: A CIA agent named John Moore (played by Tom Cruise) promises his new wife (Julia Roberts) that they'll always be together, and to keep his promise, he drugs her and takes her with him on his secret missions. Unfortunately, trouble is on the horizon - she's having flashbacks. John is going to have to come up with a way to convince her that everything she remembers is fake, or he'll have to kill her.
Amnesia, Paranoia, and Hallucinations: A man plagued by all of the three problems mentioned tries to discover his past while facing the future that life has laid out for him, as he struggles to overcome his handicaps so that he can win the woman he loves.
Hairy Otter: An unusually long-haired otter suddenly discovers that he has magical powers, and must solve the problems he creates when he loses his temper while being teased in this delightful children's film.
A Beautiful Crime: A tender, must-see film about an old, hardened criminal who searches for the perfect crime to complete his criminal record, only to discover that he committed it years ago when he abandoned his daughter. He tries to convince her that he still loves her, but it gets him caught, and he winds up on death row.
Malcolm and the Fiddle: A young rocker named Malcolm tries to choose between three careers: the life of a scholar (which is what his father wants), the life of a bluegrass musician (what his mother wants), and the life of a rocker (what he wants), only to discover a creative and original way of combining the three.
The Mime Cop: A mime is given a temporary status as a member of the French Police, and is determined to solve a murder case without speaking. A harebrained comedy with a dramatic ending.
Determinator: A supercomputer is given programming to allow it to determine the future of humanity, and seeks to destroy mankind so that nature is left alone, due to a programming error, which three men (Matt Damon, Will Smith, Samuel L. Jackson) are determined to fix.
Made in 1643: A mysterious, cheap plastic toy is bought by a historian at a yardsale for his granddaughter. He discovers that it bears the inscription on the bottom: 'Made in 1643', and discovers to his - and the rest of the world's - horror, that it isn't so crazy after all...
My Medicine Has Stopped Working: This comedy is sure to bring laughs from the entire family! A man with ten children marries a woman with eight, and ALL of them have ADHD. What ensues on a family vacation to Hawaii - during which they run out of medicine - is nothing short of show-stopping!
Maid Gunner: While working as a maid in a top-class luxury hotel, Maria - an illegal immigrant from Mexico - discovers that her boyfriend Raoul is a CIA agent, and has been kidnapped for ransom money. Raoul's partner David contacts Maria and requests her assistance in return for her green card, as her job will enable her to get into the mansion where Raoul is being held captive. He gives Maria a crash course in CIA training, but is she ready for the job?
English Movie: This outrageous comedy spoofs English movies, or 'Chick Flicks'. Includes candles, hunting dogs, horses, suits, accents, and other aspects of high-class Englishmen.
Spoof Movie: A spoof of spoofs! Spoofs spoofed include English Movie, Horror Movie, and Cop Movie. And of course, Spoof Movie's spoofed spoofs include spoofs spoofing Spoof Movie itself!
Cop Movie: This movie is so funny that the writers ought to be arrested! Contains spoofs of Hobo Cop, The Pretender, The Mime Cop, Citizen's Bane, and Noose Almighty, and then goes on to spoof itself!
Over My Head: For reasons of a difference in intelligence, a man breaks up with his girlfriend, who happens to be a witch-in-training. She tries to cast a spell on him to make him dumber so that they'll have more in common, but ends up making the rest of the world smarter! Now, as the only two fools in a world of hyper-geniuses, they have to find a way to return the world to normal, but the world doesn't WANT to change...
Komodo 3000: In a parody of what happened at Woodstock, firework-lovers from around the globe gather in a field to build the ultimate firework.
Off of the Edge: This unusual comedy starts with the words, 'Holy cow! I'm six feet off the edge and I'm thinkin', maybe sixty-eight from the ground.' Spoofs, parodies and poking-funs abound.
Knife Rage: A knife manufacturer goes on a killing spree, targeting anyone who switches from his brand.
Saw MCDXXXVII: The 1,437th in the long-running series is just like the rest of them: a crazy killer who likes to wear makeup makes people hate each other and themselves to survive.
How Much Does My Head Weigh?: A cute family comedy about a young boy who is determined to know everything there is about the world, and winds up realizing that the things he thought were important aren't really important at all.
Me, Myself, in Iran: A man with a split personality becomes a soldier and is sent to the war in Iran, where he is quickly captured. How he survives torture by confusing his captors until they're sure he's insane and let him go.
Shelf: A family comedy about a man who is convinced that he was raised by shelves.
Tea Soap: An incredible movie about a dying, mentally challenged individual that, with her last breath, tells her estranged father  two words that seem to have no meaning whatsoever, and the father's quest to discover their meaning.
Superflem Returns: Superflem, the monstrous apparition constructed by a scheming politician-turned-scientist - is back in this hilarious sequel to Superflem, and this time it's personal.
Fatman Begins: A fat slouch named Douglas is determined to win a woman's heart by taking on what could be the biggest project he's ever attempted by far: becoming a superhero. A pee-your-pants-laughing comedy.
Charlotte's Legs: The touching story of Charlotte Latimer, a sweet young girl who loses both her legs in a car accident, and how her impoverished coummunity struggles to come up with the money to buy her a pair of high-tech artificial limbs. A beautiful movie, and based on a true story. Guaranteed to bring a tear to even the driest of eyes.
A Sprinkle of Thyme: An aspiring journalist, Claude Wilkinson, attempts to discover the secret ingredient in Chef Rosemary's famous cookies by studying her - while she tries to deter him - in this cheerful romantic comedy. Claude discovers her secret, but ends up falling in love with her, and she with him. Which will he follow, his heart or his career? A surprise ending you'll love, and loads of laughs along the way.
Thirteen Taking on Thirty: A group of misfits decide to take on the motorcycle gang that keeps bullying them.
Sappy Feat: A confirmed 'tough guy' needs to do something that his girlfriend considers 'sensitive', or he'll lose her forever.
Wedgie Tales: High school, seen through the eyes of a nerd.
A Mock Eclipse: A takeoff on Asimov's classic, 'Nightfall'. A man named Benny 82 decides to stage an eclipse to frighten a global population into insanity, so that he can rule the world.
The King has Eyes: A middle-aged woman goes to a remote Asian country with the intention of teaching the King's children. Unfortunately, she's no good with languages besides English, and she reads the letter wrong - she unknowingly insults the King by calling him 'eyeless', which is what she thought the letter said to call him. She's headed for a beheading, unless help comes from somewhere very unexpected...
Neon Tux: High school senior Michael Thompson decides to steal the show at the senior prom, by sprucing up his tuxedo with some neon lights. Also, a large number of subplots are included.
Ultra Violent: A study shows that violence sells games, and game giant PlayMax takes the advice to the extremes, producing an ultra-violent game. Although rated M, a study shows that 80% of the people who play it have extreme nightmares, and a wife of a man who killed himself sues the company for ten million dollars.
It's Kinda Like a Cake: A surgeon tries to teach his son about his work, and all his son can think about is how much cutting into somebody resembles cutting into a cake.
Scary Clown: A group of college students accidentally run over a man on the highway, and a hook-handed clown stalks and kills them one by one. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bruce Willis, Frankie Muniz.
Make Me 16: A middle-aged woman facing a midlife crisis finds a fairy, and wishes she was sixteen forever. But her plans go awry when the rest of the world goes back with her, and stays that way. Now she has to find the fairy again, or the world will stay in 1989 forever!
Malice in Wonderland: Alice (Kate Beckinsale), now 26, comes back to Wonderland with a machine gun and a vengeance, determined to kill those who picked on her last time. Among the dead are the Dodo, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, the mock-turtle, the Mad Hatter and March Hare (who she killed by stuffing the dormouse down his throat), the Caterpillar, and the Cheshire Cat, but what will she do when she runs out of bullets right before taking out the Queen of Heart's last heart?
Fining Nemo: A group of bank robbers plan to pin their next heist on a young man named Nemo, but first need to find something to mar his perfect record. The problem? The guy's a saint!
The Lying Witch in the Wardrobe: An old witch (who happens to also be a pathological liar) decides to live in the wardrobe of a young supermodel named Lucy. Lucy must discover what the old hag's weakness is before her photo shoot, which is just a few days away!
A Lizard in Gauze: A bright young woman named Anna Mae (played by Rose McGowan) receives a mysterious present from an anonymous source, which leads her to discover that she has powers passed down from her mother, and that she is a witch. However, Anna rejects her heritage, and instantly begins to have problems in all areas of her life, and she eventually discovers that the mysterious gift is behind it. Now Anna must seek the help of a wise old seer in order to find a way to destroy the gift, which appears to be indestructible
Cork Bride: A man in the Victorian era who is engaged to be wed to a beautiful woman suddenly finds himself the lucky husband of a cork, in this beautiful stop-motion film.
Jasper The Lustful Ghost: A horror movie about a pedophilic ghost who tempts young girls into his mansion and fixes them up after strapping them to a chair. However, it's what happens afterwards that's the most horrifying of all.
Planes on a Snake: Annabelle, a young woman who witnessed a murder is brought to Los Angeles through the Mojave desert, in a tank-like top-secret military vehicle called a 'snake'. Annabelle needs to testify against multi-billionaire Marc Shithers so that he can be arrested, but Marc has other plans, and sends several privately owned fighter jets to take the snake down before it reaches its destination.
Green Legs of Lamb: A children's informational film emphasizing that while it's okay  to eat food if it is COLORED green, eating moldy and/or rotting food is NOT a good idea. This film was deemed neccessary by the Parents for Child Life Organization.
Citizen's Bane: A group of Memphis cops get fed up with the crimes of society and form a secret organization known as 'The Citizen's Bane', which targets the kids of local politicians so that their family lines cannot be continued.
Freshmen - The Last Stand: The college boys are back! In the grand finale of the series, the Freshmen (Jack Black, Martin Lawrence, Jim Carrey, and Larry the Cable Guy) take on the seniors in a winner-takes-all fight to the finish for who doesn't get blamed for destroying the chapel's clocktower. Whoever loses gets EXPELLED! Don't miss this hilarious comedy!
Night at the Mausoleum: A woman who is trying to reconnect with her teenage daughter takes a job as a night watchman at a graveyard, and takes her gothic daughter with her. Unfortunately, they become locked in a mausoleum, and discover to their horror that everything (or everyone) in the mausoleum comes to life at night, and they want out...
The Mob: A mysterious, silent, slow-moving mob of zombies and ghosts appears from nowhere, and is terrifying the residents of an old mining town in West Virginia.
ET - The EnterTainer: An extra-terrestrial crash lands outside a circus tent, and in an effort to blend in with the rest of mankind, takes on a job as  a clown. A low-tech movie.
Shotgun: A boy discovers that he has magical powers whenever he rides shotgun in his dad's Hummer. More of an advertisement than an actual movie.
Lethal Wedding: A CIA agent (Brad Pitt) and an FBI agent (Angelina Jolie) try to get married in a wedding chapel, but their wedding is interrupted by terrorists. It's a good thing that the couple remembered their guns, because they need them to protect themselves and the people who attended the wedding, one of whom gets kidnapped.
Lethal Wedding II: Bob and Andrea are back, and this time, no prisoners are being taken. They're staging a wedding in an attempt to draw out the terrorists who attacked them last time, and it works. Unfortunately, the terrorists brought reinforcements.
Lethal Wedding III: Bob and Andrea are back, one last time. They try repeatedly to get married, but unfortunately, they both keep getting called out on assignment before the wedding can actually take place, and they begin to question whether they were meant to be together or not. A surprise ending, and subplots that will keep you glued to your seat. An excellent ending to the Wedding Trilogy.
The Good, the Bad, and My Sister: An easygoing family comedy about a guy who struggles through college while trying to take care of his ever-present, annoying sister.
The Fake House: A man and his wife live in a house for forty years, only to discover that it was a hologram, and they were unknowingly part of a government experiment.
Indiana Groans: Raiders of the Last Park: The year is 3125, and only one park is left on the entire face of Earth, and the government is trying to bring it down for more living space. It's up to Indiana and his crew to save it, but unfortunately, Indiana feels that he's getting old, and doesn't want to help. Can he manage to get his act together before it's too late?
Master of Demise: Tony Demisey discovers that his family's attic holds an ancient secret! He belongs to the Demisey family, a family that forms an elite group called the Masters of Demise - a group that controls death! Unfortunately, an evil villain named Cool Grease is trying to destroy Tony AND his entire family, and has already kidnapped everyone except his grandfather, who becomes Tony's mentor. Can Tony master his powers before Cool Grease takes over the world?
Adventures in Tom's Foyer: Tom Greenstone and his family move into an old house in the suburbs. He has trouble making friends, until he discovers that one of the tiles in his foyer lifts up to reveal a flight of stairs that leads to a magical underground world. Fun for the whole family!
George of the Fumble: An überklutz named George Binks tries to join his college football team. They turn him down, but end up shorthanded a week later, after a number of their best players are arrested for illegal activities. Now, George must overcome his clumsiness so that he can stay with the team, while trying to woo a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, George is becoming so distracted that he's getting bad grades, and unless he can fix his studies, he'll get expelled! A riveting sports drama.
Underwear Evolution: A documentary showing the dark, mysterious history of underwear. Predicts that underwear will be all that is worn in the future. Sketchy and unsatisfactory.
Indiana's Bones in a Tentful of Doom: Indiana dies, and is buried in a small town in Iowa so that no one might disturb his rest. However, many years later, by using an ancient artifact (a stone camping tent), a group of archaeologists and historians resurrect his bones so that Indiana can help them recover a different artifact, one that the future of humanity depends upon. Unfortunately, the stone tent is cursed, and the resurrected Indiana is on the wrong side. Can he overcome the demons that are controlling him, or is the world doomed? An exciting action movie, with bits of romance thrown in on the side.
Noose Almighty: A man named Johnny Mavis becomes the sheriff of a town whose inhabitants fanatically worship the noose, and consider it an honor to be sacrificed so that the sun can rise another day. A western chiller, if that makes any sense.
Six Cents: A man is marooned on a desert island with nothing but six pennies and a plan in his head. The incredible story of how he uses each of them in ways that lead to his being rescued.
Blister: A global epidemic breaks out, and Brittany Meyers, the mother of three young children, is determined to do anything and everything to keep her children from getting it, even if it means sacrificing herself.
The Inedibles: Aliens take over the Earth and begin eating the population! Only one family can save us now - the Inedibles! The Carter family has a genetic mutation that causes them to smell like rotting meat all the time, and they're the only ones who can get into the alien base to destroy it without being eaten alive! But can they learn to work as a team before it's too late?
The Grapes Know Math: A scientist, studying the curious physics behind the rolling of grapes, discover that their rolling patterns contain a message, one that the future of humanity depends upon.
None-Pants Kid: A philosophical boy tries to teach his parents, his teacher, the mayor, the cops, and the girl who lives next door that it doesn't matter what's on your body, what matters is what's in your heart. And nobody's buying it... A can't-watch comedy. Make sure you see it!
Forest Dump: A documentary about environmentalists protesting against the placement of a city dump near a forest abounding with wildlife.
Garlic is Good with Ten Mothers: A vampire (played by Tom Cruise) discovers that when garlic is diluted in the blood of ten mothers, he can withstand the effects, and he goes on to build up immunities against garlic and his other weaknesses, before terrorizing New York. A group of believers cast a spell to temporarily resurrect Abraham Van Helsing to assist in taking down the mutated monster.
Most of Mars: A story in which it turns out that Mars is the body of an evil spirit, and exorcists from around the globe are called into space to blast it away. But when the demon turns out to be many times more powerful than anyone had imagined, will they be able to find a way to take it down?
Mo' Dirt: A hillbilly is determined to dig up his backyard, but no matter how much he digs, there's always mo' dirt, and mo' problems with finances, family, and friends.
Pulp Fishing: A small-town pastor tries to make a point by trying to learn to fish with the pulp he collects from his orange juice cartons, while trying to maintain his image.
A Pastor, a Priest, and a Redneck: Three men (Steve Carell, Robin Williams, Larry the Cable Guy) get trapped in an elevator in an abandoned building for a few hours and exchange stories. An excellent comedy! Not for young children.
Peasantville: A nice little movie that take place in an alternate universe where America is full of castles, lords, and knights. The story of how a village of peasants overthrow the King and establish a democracy.
Barely Departed: A man's wife dies shortly after finding out that he's been cheating on her, and comes back to haunt him in this bone-chilling horror story. At her funeral, she attacks and kills his new girlfriend, and after she finishes off his relatives, he's the only one left on the list.
Fantastic Floors: Boring, even for a documentary. A warning: the title of the movie is misleading, as the movie is a study of the evolution of flooring, from stone-age dirt floors, through rush floors, castle stone-and-hay floors, and finally to modern carpets. Concludes with a whimsical prediction of the future of flooring, with the floors supposedly made from cold plasmas.
Attack of the Were-sharks: Werewolves, in an attempt to preserve their species, infect great white sharks with their blood, and the world will never be the same. Sally Mason and her boyfriend are walking out on a moonlit beach when they see something horrific attack, kill, and eat a diver in the Florida Keys, and nobody believes their story, so it's up to them to end the crisis before it's too late.
This Film Has Not Been Dated - Available Now: An outstanding mockumentary that covers dating.
Too Fast, Too Curious: A mentally challenged individual attempts to become a NASCAR driver. Unfortunately, the slightest distraction causes him to veer off towards it, and a flock of birds flying overhead ends in catastrophe. How his family copes with the disaster. A touching film.
Polar Espresso: A ghost haunts a Starbucks, which begins to lose customers, as the beverages served turn to ice. To keep from losing their jobs, the employees wage war against their spectral foe, which doesn't appear to have a weakness. To complicate matters, two of the employees fall in love. A brilliant horror/romance/comedy.
Manic Groom: A groom (Jim Carrey) nearly spoils his wedding with his hyperactivity, and his wife-to-be reconsiders her plans to marry him. The groom needs to come up with a romantic idea to keep her from leaving - which he does - but can he keep from spoiling his last chance at redeeming himself? A laugh-til-you-drop comedy that will keep you pinned to the seat - or the floor.
1002 - A Mace Odessey: A medieval knight goes on a quest for the Holy Flail, a flail that was fashioned by the Devil for use on Jesus Christ, and has the power to pierce any clothing or armor. A beautiful movie - make sure you watch it.
Rosetta - Stoned: Three guys get tired of their older sister, who quite frankly is too uptight all the time, so they come up with a plan to get her a little high to loosen her up. Unfortunately, they didn't know how uncontrollably crazy Rosetta is when she's stoned!
Lighterman: A high school senior gets bitten by a lighter, and to his horror develops mysterious (and painful) powers, such as shooting lighters from his wrist, lighting himself on fire, and turning water to steam instantaneously. He must come to terms with his powers (and his pain) in order to stop the Gas Goblin, an evil inventor hell-bent on taking over the country, but problems ensue as Lighterman's girlfriend falls in love with the Gas Goblin.