In life there is no creature more beautious, noble and
honourable than the masterful gut. All must praise him,
all must give deference to his scaly skin and mangled
toes. No other can compare to his divine glory, or his
esteemed intellect. The knowledge he holds and the true
grit and determination he shows combine to make him the
undoubted greatest ADOM player of all. Worship him. Let
there be no doubt - gut is God.