Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: i managed to not make u look like a pun k in the prequels btw
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: ive been fixing the prequels for 2 years in premiere
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: i managed to make u look like not a punk*
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: wasnt easy xD
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: eaditing out jar jar fagtard and most of the little kid was one thing
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: editing*
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: but actually trying to make anakin likeable, as a character, or by padme, or jsut even looking like a badass, was no simple task
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: i might sp[am u a little atm, was hoiping ud still be online xD
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: would have said this before but the dude was so drunk
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: ive been taking all the good parts of all three movies and combining them into 1 that makes sense
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: after thinking about how to do it for years really, in the end i could only come up with 1 decent solution to fixing anakins character
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: ...sigh
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: anakin complains too much
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: anakin has a lot of garbage george lucas written lines
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: padme falls in love with him in like a week somehow
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: even though hes creepy as fuck and stares at her, kills an entire group sandpeople alone and tells her about it crying
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: many of his action scenes with the lightsaber are trash
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: many times people will refer to him as "master ani"
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: or ani
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: which is gay
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: anyway, i had to model him on sort of a clint eastwood type thing from good the bad and teh ugly etc
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: he dont talk much, he knows hes the best
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: cut out the creepy shit'
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: and whiney shit
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: then, in the third movie, he goes to the dark side for, a vague promise from a dude with a monster face
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: the fuck
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: maybe if george had thought about this , at all
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: why make anakin tricked into the dark side? is he retarded? and why is the whole senate retarded? why do they just believe monster face when he wipes out the jedi who have been there for a thousand generations
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: in the good , the bad and the ugly, theres the civil war, and the guys trying to get the confederate gold
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: its about the characters, in teh war, not the war itself
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: also the motif that war fucks up peopls lives, and changes them
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: , i know, spam, im almost done, dunno if ur even gonna care lol
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: ive just exhausted all my other options talking about it lol
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: its taken so long, people jsut want to see it
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: but im like 75% there
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: the problem with the third movie and why its broken is more reasons than the phantom menace even
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: padme and anakin get married at the end of the second one, which is stupid
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: instead, i just have them fucking
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: i even managed to make it look like the are fucking
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: they*
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: hard to explain
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: but
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: so after the clone war begins, he starts having his dreams,
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: hes been in the war for a decade, hes lost all that innocence, hes a fucking killer
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: and the jedi are clearly holding him back, and he figueres it out
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: its not that they passed him up for promotion that pisses him off in my version
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: i have it to where they put him on the council, to make it seem like hes on the fast track, knowing hes close to the chancellor, to spy on him, THEN they dont make him a master, and hes like wtf
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: at that point is when the chancellor reveals himself as knopwing the darkside, and a power no jedi can achieve.. and anakin nearly kills him on the spot, but decides not to
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: he goes to the opera and hears him out, all the grious sub plot garbage for the most part is gone, its just the plagous conversation
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: grievous
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: i changed grious to "reeves/reevus" editing the sound when they say his retarded name, dookoo is never mentioned as dookoo either
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: then u have the opening to the third movie, and the death of tyrannus. its all staged, and anakin is in on it. he gets the best of all worlds he thinks, riding the line and getting strung out to th edge while learning the darkside in secret
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: so he saves kenobi, because like we know from return of the jedi, theres a conflict in him. also out of respect for his mother. also out of respect for his mother is why he doesnt kill owne lars and beru while hes at it
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: and too keep it all a secret
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: but, in my version, since windu and yoda are not retarded, like in lucas's version, where they cant even use the fucking force from what i can tell,.. they figuere out whats going on, but its sort oftoo late
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: trying to confront palpatine in public, or use the system against him at this point, they know wouldnt work, and as swordsmen etc they jsut decide to go in there and kill the sith
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: and almost do
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: but anakin is too far gone with the darkside at this point...
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: the part where samuel jackson is deflecting lightning back at palpatine is broken as fuck, and i had to think about it for a long itme
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: i wondered why he had a monster face, luke had lightning all over him and he didnt get a mosnter face , but
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: in the second movie, the assasin isa  changling, for no reason, and its never mentioned again. if u just cut the stupid scenes where he addresses the senate in his monster face
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: hes obviously a very old changling, an opposite to yoda sort of
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: when he used up all his power and was weakest, he couldnt maintain his face, just as the assassin couldnt as she died
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: then it was just a matter of fixing the end fight and ending
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: theres still a lot of broken shit
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: its like fixing my childhood xD
Hillary Clinton's Retarded Lies: i just had no idea how hard and long it takes to make movies that dont look like student film garbage