The Repeating Death of Disabled Dean


Hey, Disabled Dean
What did you mean, Disabled Dean?
Hey, Disabled Dean
You didn't read, prompts on the screen

He went out to the Gamescom with his head held up real high
He's worked in "journalism" gaming quite a while
But that doesn't mean he can beat Cuphead's jumping trial
All the anons sing

Hey, Disabled Dean
What did you mean, Disabled Dean?
Hey, Disabled Dean
Look at the screen, Disabled Dean

When he finally completes the greatest challenge ever made
It's what he finds after the game keeps getting played
A thousand deaths, how does he keep on getting paid?
All the anons sing

Hey, Disabled Dean
What did he mean, Disabled Dean?
Hey, Disabled Dean
This is obscene, the gameplay I've seen

Dean started asking if not gaming was a sin
"Only when it's your job" the anons butted in
Then he says no platformers but that you can't defend
All the anons sing


Hey, Disabled Dean
What did you mean, Disabled Dean?
Hey, Disabled Dean
You didn't read, prompts on the screen

Oh ho!

Hey, Disabled Dean
What did you mean, Disabled Dean?
Hey, Disabled Dean
Look at the screen, Disabled Dean

Hey, Disabled Dean
What did he mean, Disabled Dean?
Hey, Disabled Dean
This is obscene, the gameplay I've seen

Hey, Disabled Dean
What did you mean, Disabled Dean?
Hey, Disabled Dean
Look at the screen, Disabled Dean