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Shemul49rmc May 16th, 2012 297 Never
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  1. AAMOF   as a matter of fact
  2. ABFL    a big fat lady
  3. ABT     about
  4. ADN     any day now
  5. AFAIC   as far as I’m concerned
  6. AFAICT  as far as I can tell
  7. AFAICS  as far as I can see
  8. AFAIK   as far as I know
  9. AFAYC   as far as you’re concerned
  10. AFK     away from keyboard
  11. AH      asshole
  12. AISI    as I see it
  13. AIUI    as I understand it
  14. AKA     also known as
  15. AML     all my love
  16. ANFSCD  and now for something completely different
  17. ASAP    as soon as possible
  18. ASL     assistant section leader
  19. ASL     age, sex, location
  20. ASLP    age, sex, location, picture
  21. A/S/L   age/sex/location
  22. ASOP    assistant system operator
  23. ATM     at this moment
  24. AWA     as well as
  25. AWHFY   are we having fun yet?
  26. AWGTHTGTTA      are we going to have to go trough this again?
  27. AWOL    absent without leave
  28. AWOL    away without leave
  29. AYOR    at your own risk
  30. AYPI?   and your point is?
  31.   B    
  32. top
  33. B4      before
  34. B4N     bye for now
  35. BAC     back at computer
  36. BAG     busting a gut
  37. BAK     back at the keyboard
  38. BBIAB   be back in a bit
  39. BBL     be back later
  40. BBLBNTSBO...    be back later but not to soon because of...
  41. BBR     burnt beyond repair
  42. BBS     be back soon
  43. BBS     bulletin board system
  44. BC      be cool
  45. B/C     because
  46. BCnU    be seeing you
  47. BEG     big evil grin
  48. BF      boyfriend
  49. B/F     boyfriend
  50. BFN     bye for now
  51. BG      big grin
  52. BION    believe it or not
  53. BIOYIOB         blow it out your I/O port
  54. BITMT   but in the meantime
  55. BM      bite me
  56. BMB     bite my bum
  57. BMTIPG  brilliant minds think in parallel gutters
  58. BKA     better known as
  59. BL      belly laughing
  60. BOB     back off bastard
  61. BOL     be on later
  62. BOM     bitch of mine
  63. BOT     back on topic
  64. BRB     be right back
  65. BRBB    be right back bitch
  66. BRBS    be right back soon
  67. BRH     be right here
  68. BRS     big red switch
  69. BS      big smile
  70. BS      bull shit
  71. BSF     but seriously folks
  72. BST     but seriously though
  73. BTA     but then again
  74. BTAIM   be that as it may
  75. BTDT    been there done that
  76. BTOBD   be there or be dead
  77. BTOBS   be there or be square
  78. BTSOOM  beats the shit out of me
  79. BTW     by the way
  80. BUDWEISER       because you deserve what every individual should ever receive
  81. BWQ     buzz word quotient
  82. BWTHDIK         but what the heck do I know
  83. BYOB    bring your own bottle
  84. BYOH    Bat You Onna Head
  85. C      
  86. top
  87. C&G     chuckle and grin
  88. CAD     ctrl-alt-delete
  89. CADET   can’t add, doesn’t even try
  90. CDIWY   couldn’t do it without you
  91. CFV     call for votes
  92. CFS     care for secret?
  93. CFY     calling for you
  94. CID     crying in disgrace
  95. CIM     CompuServe information manager
  96. CLM     career limiting move
  97. CM@TW   catch me at the web
  98. CMIIW   correct me if I’m wrong
  99. CNP     continue in next post
  100. CO      conference
  101. CRAFT   can’t remember a f**king thing
  102. CRS     can’t remember shit
  103. CSG     chuckle snicker grin
  104. CTS     changing the subject
  105. CU      see you
  106. CU2     see you too
  107. CUL     see you later
  108. CUL8R   see you later
  109. CWOT    complete waste of time
  110. CWYL    chat with you later
  111. CYA     see ya
  112. CYA     cover your ass
  113. CYAL8R  see ya later
  114. CYO     see you online
  115. D      
  116. top
  117. DBA     doing business as
  118. DCed    disconnected
  119. DFLA    disenhanced four-letter acronym
  120. DH      darling husband
  121. DIIK    darn if i know
  122. DGA     digital guardian angel
  123. DGARA   don’t give a rats ass
  124. DIKU    do I know you?
  125. DIRTFT  do it right the first time
  126. DITYID  did I tell you I’m distressed
  127. DIY     do it yourself
  128. DL      download
  129. DL      dead link
  130. DLTBBB  don’t let the bad bugs bite
  131. DMMGH   don’t make me get hostile
  132. DQMOT   don’t quote me on this
  133. DND     do not disturb
  134. DTC     damn this computer
  135. DTRT    do the right thing
  136. DUCT    did you see that?
  137. DWAI    don’t worry about it
  138. DWIM    do what I mean
  139. DWIMC   do what I mean, correctly
  140. DWISNWID        do what I say, not what I do
  141. DYJHIW  don’t you just hate it when...
  142. DYK     do you know
  143. E      
  144. top
  145. EAK     eating at keyboard
  146. EIE     enough is enough
  147. EG      evil grin
  148. EMFBI   excuse me for butting in
  149. EMFJI   excuse me for jumping in
  150. EMSG    email message
  151. EOD     end of discussion
  152. EOF     end of file
  153. EOL     end of lecture
  154. EOM     end of message
  155. EOS     end of story
  156. EOT     end of thread
  157. ETLA    extended three letter acronym
  158. EYC     excitable, yet calm
  159. F      
  160. top
  161. F       female
  162. F/F     face to face
  163. F2F     face to face
  164. FAQ     frequently asked questions
  165. FAWC    for anyone who cares
  166. FBOW    for better or worse
  167. FBTW    fine, be that way
  168. FCFS    first come, first served
  169. FCOL    for crying out loud
  170. FIFO    first in, first out
  171. FISH    first in, still here
  172. FLA     four-letter acronym
  173. FOAD    f**k off and die
  174. FOAF    friend of a friend
  175. FOB     f**k off bitch
  176. FOC     free of charge
  177. FOCL    falling of chair laughing
  178. FOFL    falling on the floor laughing
  179. FOS     freedom of speech
  180. FOTCL   falling of the chair laughing
  181. FTF     face to face
  182. FTTT    from time to time
  183. FU      f**ked up
  184. FUBAR   f**ked up beyond all recognition
  185. FUDFUCT         fear, uncertainty and doubt
  186. FUCT    failed under continuas testing
  187. FURTB   full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives)
  188. FW      freeware
  189. FWIW    for what it’s worth
  190. FYA     for your amusement
  191. FYE     for your entertainment
  192. FYEO    for your eyes only
  193. FYI     for your information
  194. G      
  195. top
  196. G       grin
  197. G2B     going to bed
  198. G&BIT   grin & bear it
  199. G2G     got to go
  200. G2GGS2D         got to go get something to drink
  201. G2GTAC  got to go take a crap
  202. G2GTAP  got to go take a pee
  203. GA      go ahead
  204. GA      good afternoon
  205. GAFIA   get away from it all
  206. GAL     get a life
  207. GAS     greetings and salutations
  208. GBH     great big hug
  209. GBH&K   great big huh and kisses
  210. GBR     garbled beyond recovery
  211. GBY     god bless you
  212. GD&H    grinning, ducking and hiding
  213. GD&R    grinning, ducking and running
  214. GD&RAFAP        grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible
  215. GD&REF&F        grinning, ducking and running even further and faster
  216. GD&RF   grinning, ducking and running fast
  217. GD&RVF  grinning, ducking and running very
  218. GD&W    grin, duck and wave
  219. GDW     grin, duck and wave
  220. GE      good evening
  221. GF      girlfriend
  222. GFETE   grinning from ear to ear
  223. GFN     gone for now
  224. GFU     good for you
  225. GG      good game
  226. GGU2    good game you two
  227. GIGO    garbage in garbage out
  228. GJ      good job
  229. GL      good luck
  230. GL&GH   good luck and good hunting
  231. GM      good morning / good move / good match
  232. GMAB    give me a break
  233. GMAO    giggling my ass off
  234. GMBO    giggling my butt off
  235. GMTA    great minds think alike
  236. GN      good night
  237. GOK     god only knows
  238. GOWI    get on with it
  239. GPF     general protection fault
  240. GR8     great
  241. GR&D    grinning, running and ducking
  242. GtG     got to go
  243. GTSY    glad to see you
  244. H      
  245. top
  246. H       hug
  247. H/O     hold on
  248. H&K     hug and kiss
  249. HAK     hug and kiss
  250. HAGD    have a good day
  251. HAGN    have a good night
  252. HAGS    have a good summer
  253. HAG1    have a good one
  254. HAHA    having a heart attack
  255. HAND    have a nice day
  256. HB      hug back
  257. HB      hurry back
  258. HDYWTDT         how do you work this dratted thing
  259. HF      have fun
  260. HH      holding hands
  261. HHIS    hanging head in shame
  262. HHJK    ha ha, just kidding
  263. HHOJ    ha ha, only joking
  264. HHOK    ha ha, only kidding
  265. HHOS    ha ha, only seriously
  266. HIH     hope it helps
  267. HILIACACLO      help I lapsed into a coma and can’t log off
  268. HIWTH   hate it when that happens
  269. HLM     he loves me
  270. HMS     home made smiley
  271. HMS     hanging my self
  272. HMT     here’s my try
  273. HMWK    homework
  274. HOAS    hold on a second
  275. HSIK    how should i know
  276. HTH     hope this helps
  277. HTHBE   hope this has been enlightening
  278. HYLMS   hate you like my sister
  279. I      
  280. top
  281. IAAA    I am an accountant
  282. IAAL    I am a lawyer
  283. IAC     in any case
  284. IC      I see
  285. IAE     in any event
  286. IAG     it’s all good
  287. IAG     I am gay
  288. IAIM    in an Irish minute
  289. IANAA   I am not an accountant
  290. IANAL   I am not a lawyer
  291. IBN     I’m bucked naked
  292. ICOCBW  I could of course be wrong
  293. IDC     I don’t care
  294. IDGI    I don’t get it
  295. IDGARA  I don’t give a rat’s ass
  296. IDGW    in a good way
  297. IDI     I doubt it
  298. IDK     I don’t know
  299. IDTT    I’ll drink to that
  300. IFVB    I feel very bad
  301. IGP     I gotta pee
  302. IGTP    I get the point
  303. IHTFP   I hate this f**king place
  304. IHTFP   I have truly found paradise
  305. IHU     I hate you
  306. IHY     I hate you
  307. II      I’m impressed
  308. IIT     I’m impressed too
  309. IIR     if I recall
  310. IIRC    if I recall correctly
  311. IJWTK   I just want to know
  312. IJWTS   I just want to say
  313. IK      I know
  314. IKWUM   I know what you mean
  315. ILBCNU  I’ll be seeing you
  316. ILU     I love you
  317. ILY     I love you
  318. ILYFAE  I love you forever and ever
  319. IMAO    in my arrogant opinion
  320. IMFAO   in my f***ing arrogant opinion
  321. IMBO    in my bloody opinion
  322. IMCO    in my considered opinion
  323. IME     in my experience
  324. IMHO    in my humble opinion
  325. IMNSHO  in my, not so humble opinion
  326. IMO     in my opinion
  327. IMOBO   in my own biased opinion
  328. IMPOV   in my point of view
  329. IMP     I might be pregnant
  330. INAL    I’m not a lawyer
  331. INPO    in no particular order
  332. IOIT    I’m on Irish Time
  333. IOW     in other words
  334. IRL     in real life
  335. IRMFI   I reply merely for information
  336. IRSTBO  it really sucks the big one
  337. IS      I’m sorry
  338. ISEN    internet search environment number
  339. ISTM    it seems to me
  340. ISTR    I seem to recall
  341. ISWYM   I see what you mean
  342. ITFA    in the final analysis
  343. ITRO    in the reality of
  344. ITRW    in the real world
  345. ITSFWI  if the shoe fits, wear it
  346. IVL     in virtual live
  347. IWALY   I will always love you
  348. IWBNI   it would be nice if
  349. IYKWIM  if you know what I mean
  350. IYSWIM  if you see what I mean
  351. J      
  352. top
  353. JAM     just a minute
  354. JAS     just a second
  355. JASE    just another system error
  356. JAWS    just another windows shell
  357. JIC     just in case
  358. JJWY    just joking with you
  359. JK      just kidding
  360. J/K     just kidding
  361. JMHO    just my humble opinion
  362. JMO     just my opinion
  363. JP      just playing
  364. J/P     just playing
  365. JTLYK   just to let you know
  366. JW      just wondering
  367. K      
  368. top
  369. K       OK
  370. K       kiss
  371. KHYF    know how you feel
  372. KB      kiss back
  373. KISS    keep it simple sister
  374. KIS(S)  keep it simple (stupid)
  375. KISS    keeping it sweetly simple
  376. KIT     keep in touch
  377. KMA     kiss my ass
  378. KMB     kiss my butt
  379. KMSMA   kiss my shiny metal ass
  380. KOTC    kiss on the cheek
  381. KOTL    kiss on the lips
  382. KUTGW   keep up the good work
  383. KWIM    know what I mean?
  384. L      
  385. top
  386. L       laugh
  387. L8R     later
  388. L8R G8R         later gator
  389. LAB     life’s a bitch
  390. LAM     leave a message
  391. LBR     little boys room
  392. LD      long distance
  393. LIMH    laughing in my head
  394. LG      lovely greetings
  395. LIMH    laughing in my head
  396. LGR     little girls room
  397. LHM     Lord help me
  398. LHU     Lord help us
  399. LL&P    live long & prosper
  400. LNK     love and kisses
  401. LMA     leave me alone
  402. LMABO   laughing my ass back on
  403. LMAO    laughing my ass off
  404. MBO     laughing my butt off
  405. LMHO    laughing my head off
  406. LMFAO   laughing my fat ass off
  407. LMK     let me know
  408. LOL     laughing out loud
  409. LOL     lots of love
  410. LOL     lots of luck
  411. LOLA    laughing out loud again
  412. LOML    light of my life (or love of my life)
  413. LOMLILY         light of my life, I love you
  414. LOOL    laughing out outrageously loud
  415. LSHIPMP         laughing so hard I pissed my pants
  416. LSHMBB  laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
  417. LSHMBH  laughing so hard my belly hurts
  418. LTNS    long time no see
  419. LTR     long term relationship
  420. LTS     laughing to self
  421. LULAS   love you like a sister
  422. LUWAMH  love you with all my heart
  423. LY      love ya
  424. LYK     let you know
  425. LYL     love ya lots
  426. LYLAB   love ya like a brother
  427. LYLAS   love ya like a sister
  428. M      
  429. top
  430. M       male
  431. MB      maybe
  432. MYOB    mind your own business
  433. M8      mate
  434. N      
  435. top
  436. N       in
  437. N2M     not too much
  438. N/C     not cool
  439. NE1     anyone
  440. NETUA   nobody ever tells us anything
  441. NFI     no f***ing idea
  442. NL      not likely
  443. NM      never mind / nothing much
  444. N/M     never mind / nothing much
  445. NMH     not much here
  446. NMJC    nothing much, just chillin’
  447. NOM     no offense meant
  448. NOTTOMH         not of the top of my mind
  449. NOYB    none of your business
  450. NOYFB   none of your f***ing business
  451. NP      no problem
  452. NPS     no problem sweet(ie)
  453. NTA     non-technical acronym
  454. N/S     no shit
  455. NVM     nevermind
  456. O      
  457. top
  458. OBTW    oh, by the way
  459. OIC     oh, I see
  460. OF      on fire
  461. OFIS    on floor with stitches
  462. OK      abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)
  463. OL      old lady (wife, girlfriend)
  464. OM      old man (husband, boyfriend)
  465. OMG     oh my god / gosh / goodness
  466. OOC     out of character
  467. OT      Off topic / other topic
  468. OTOH    on the other hand
  469. OTTOMH  off the top of my head
  470. P      
  471. top
  472. P@H     parents at home
  473. PAH     parents at home
  474. PAW     parents are watching
  475. PDS     please don’t shoot
  476. PEBCAK  problem exists between chair and keyboard
  477. PIZ     parents in room
  478. PLZ     please
  479. PM      private message
  480. PMJI    pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI)
  481. PMFJI   pardon me for jumping in
  482. PMP     peed my pants
  483. POAHF   put on a happy face
  484. POOF    I have left the chat
  485. POTB    pats on the back
  486. POS     parents over shoulder
  487. PPL     people
  488. PS      post script
  489. PSA     public show of affection
  490. Q      
  491. top
  492. Q4U     question for you
  493. QSL     reply
  494. QSO     conversation
  495. QT      cutie
  496. R      
  497. top
  498. RCed    reconnected
  499. RE      hi again (same as re’s)
  500. RME     rolling my eyses
  501. ROFL    rolling on floor laughing
  502. ROFLAPMP        rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants
  503. ROFLMAO         rolling on floor laughing my ass off
  504. ROFLOLAY        rolling on floor laughing out loud at you
  505. ROFLOLTSDMC     rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks
  506. ROFLOLWTIME     rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes
  507. ROFLOLUTS       rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak
  508. ROTFL   rolling on the floor laughing
  509. RVD     really very dumb
  510. RUTTM   are you talking to me
  511. RTF     read the FAQ
  512. RTFM    read the f***ing manual
  513. RTSM    read the stupid manual
  514. S      
  515. top
  516. S2R     send to receive
  517. SAMAGAL         stop annoying me and get a live
  518. SCNR    sorry, could not resist
  519. SETE    smiling ear to ear
  520. SH      so hot
  521. SH      same here
  522. SHICPMP         so happy I could piss my pants
  523. SHID    slaps head in disgust
  524. SHMILY  see how much I love you
  525. SNAFU   situation normal, all F***ed up
  526. SO      significant other
  527. SOHF    sense of humor failure
  528. SOMY    sick of me yet?
  529. SPAM    stupid persons’ advertisement
  530. SRY     sorry
  531. SSDD    same shit different day
  532. STBY    sucks to be you
  533. STFU    shut the f*ck up
  534. STI     stick(ing) to it
  535. STW     search the web
  536. SWAK    sealed with a kiss
  537. SWALK   sweet, with all love, kisses
  538. SWL     screaming with laughter
  539. SIM     shit, it’s Monday
  540. SITWB   sorry, in the wrong box
  541. S/U     shut up
  542. SYS     see you soon
  543. SYSOP   system operator
  544. T      
  545. top
  546. TA      thanks again
  547. TCO     taken care of
  548. TGIF    thank god its Friday
  549. THTH    to hot to handle
  550. THX     thanks
  551. TIA     thanks in advance
  552. TIIC    the idiots in charge
  553. TJM     that’s just me
  554. TLA     three-letter acronym
  555. TMA     take my advice
  556. TMI     to much information
  557. TMS     to much showing
  558. TNSTAAFL        there’s no such thing as a free lunch
  559. TNX     thanks
  560. TOH     to other half
  561. TOY     thinking of you
  562. TPTB    the powers that be
  563. TSDMC   tears streaming down my cheeks
  564. TT2T    to tired to talk
  565. TTFN    ta ta for now
  566. TTT     thought that, too
  567. TTUL    talk to you later
  568. TTYIAM  talk to you in a minute
  569. TTYL    talk to you later
  570. TTYLMF  talk to you later my friend
  571. TU      thank you
  572. TWMA    till we meet again
  573. TX      thanx
  574. TY      thank you
  575. TYVM    thank you very much
  576. U      
  577. top
  578. U2      you too
  579. UAPITA  you’re a pain in the ass
  580. UR      your
  581. UW      you’re welcom
  582. URAQT!  you are a cutie!
  583. V      
  584. top
  585. VBG     very big grin
  586. VBS     very big smile
  587. W      
  588. top
  589. W8      wait
  590. W8AM    wait a minute
  591. WAY     what about you
  592. WAY     who are you
  593. WB      welcome back
  594. WBS     write back soon
  595. WDHLM   why doesn’t he love me
  596. WDYWTTA         What Do You Want To Talk About
  597. WE      whatever
  598. W/E     whatever
  599. WFM     works for me
  600. WNDITWB         we never did it this way before
  601. WP      wrong person
  602. WRT     with respect to
  603. WTF     what/who the F***?
  604. WTG     way to go
  605. WTGP    want to go private?
  606. WTH     what/who the heck?
  607. WTMI    way to much information
  608. WU      what’s up?
  609. WUD     what’s up dog?
  610. WUF     where are you from?
  611. WUWT    whats up with that
  612. WYMM    will you marry me?
  613. WYSIWYG         what you see is what you get
  614. X      
  615. top
  616. XTLA    extended three letter acronym
  617. Y      
  618.  
  619. Y       why?
  620. Y2K     you’re too kind
  621. YATB    you are the best
  622. YBS     you’ll be sorry
  623. YG      young gentleman
  624. YHBBYBD         you’d have better bet your bottom dollar
  625. YKYWTKM         you know you want to kiss me
  626. YL      young lady
  627. YL      you ’ll live
  628. YM      you mean
  629. YM      young man
  630. YMMD    you’ve made my day
  631. YMMV    your mileage may vary
  632. YVM     you’re very welcom
  633. YW      you’re welcome
  634. YWIA    you’re welcome in advance
  635. YWTHM   you want to hug me
  636. YWTLM   you want to love me
  637. YWTKM   you want to kiss me
  638. YOYO    you’re on your own
  639. YY4U    two wise for you
  640. Z      
  641. top
  642.        
  643. more...        
  644. top
  645. ?       huh?
  646. ?4U     question for you
  647. >U      screw you!
  648. /myB    kick my boobs
  649. 2U2     to you too
  650. 2MFM    to much for me
  651. 4AYN    for all you know
  652. 4COL    for crying out loud
  653. 4SALE   for sale
  654. 4U      for you
  655. =w=     whatever
  656. *G*     giggle or grin
  657. *H*     hug
  658. *K*     kiss
  659. *S*     smile
  660. *T*     tickle
  661. *W*     wink
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