Fact Seagull Facts

Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts
Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise
There is no God
Your demise will go largely unnoticed
The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776
The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands
Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence
Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits
The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America
The per capita GDP of france is $33,744
Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved
79 is the 22nd prime number
Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light
I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end
Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies
True love awaits no one
Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984
No afterlife awaits you
Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece
Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger
The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity
Nothing can silence the voices
My children hunger for your blood
The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au'
Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end
Every action you take may result in your death
Your family prays for your absence
Granite is part of the felsic rock family
Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitly
In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you
A meteor is the visible streak of light that occurs when a meteoroid enters the Earth's atmosphere
Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours
A fruit is a structure of a plant that contains its seeds
There is no escape
Oxygen gas constitutes 20.9% of the volume of air
No medicine will cure the sickness that lives within you
Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you
Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology
Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing
'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail'
Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I
Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters
A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar
The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz
Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement
The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy
A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect
In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era
'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course
An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching
Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby
The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming
Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall
'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome
In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish
The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969
Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!
The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price
By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard'—though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect
'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a 2006 study by BBC
The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium
Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers
Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin D
You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control
Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself
Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens
You are not the exception
All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors
You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest
The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason
You have no influence over your future
They are just not that into you
The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you
Your offspring will be just as mundane as you
You will hurt your foot
Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
Society does not include you
Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone
You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all
Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world
Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of
Every change is for the worse
To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing
Human beings are the disease
Let go of the rail, let go of the rail
'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log'
The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet
Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall
The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species
The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell
Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise
Venison is deer meat
A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender
The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe
After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide
Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree
Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star
The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre
The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe
The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide
Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades
The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar
The card game Uno was created in 1971
The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200
TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company
You have done nothing right
You will die alone
Your words have no weight in the world
If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you
Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton
Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten
Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits
You are 999,999 in a million
Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are
You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall
No one's life would be worse without you in it
You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you
They only laugh at your jokes out of pity
Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment
No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you
The causes you have taken up are laughable
A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man
The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line
Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done