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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. WiloKing: hi
  3. MM102: hio
  4. Flutter Skye: hia
  5. Firaga: ok steam guard is 50/50 for me
  6. Firaga: well i don't mind clicking another link
  7. Firaga: BUT IT TAKES TOO DAMN LONG FROM STEAM TOREGISTER TO THE BROWSER
  8. WiloKing: >inb4 link's a screamer
  9. Murk: gamescom is over
  10. Murk: cj remember where the neogeo station was on the other side of our stand?
  11. Murk: i parked the car there
  12. Jorichi: After they were gone? Or did you just park on top of them?
  13. Hans entered chat.
  14. Luna is now playing Rust. Click here to join.
  15. Flutter Skye: http://i.imgur.com/VT18xhY.png
  16. WiloKing: wow
  17. Firaga: wait what
  18. Firaga: skye why are you on my account
  19. Flutter Skye: because why not
  20. Firaga: fuck off
  21. WiloKing: how did you
  22. WiloKing: what
  23. Firaga: wait a minute that's not real.
  24. Flutter Skye: ye
  25. Firaga: I always have a glitched '1 message' in my steam process/browser
  26. Firaga: piss off skye.
  27. Firaga: why did you even do that
  28. Flutter Skye: It was supposed to be a infinite steam filter thingy
  29. WiloKing: how did you do that is the better question
  30. Flutter Skye: right click - inspect element
  31. Firaga: congratulations
  32. Firaga: why did you do it
  33. Firaga: more specifically why did you do it with my account
  34. Flutter Skye: Because I was gonna send you that as a PM.
  35. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  36. Firaga: And then you posted that in the public chat first... because...
  37. WiloKing: i am top priority duh
  38. Flutter Skye: Because I'm stupid and posted it in the wrong chat
  39. WiloKing: nah i'll stay out of this if you want me too
  40. WiloKing: *to
  41. TurretBot disconnected.
  42. Hans: well, i tried to do mario to face the direction he is aiming
  43. Hans: and by face i mean FACE
  44. Murk disconnected.
  45. Murk entered chat.
  46. TurretBot entered chat.
  47. Luna: hi turretass
  48. WiloKing: hi turret
  49. MM102: hio
  50. WiloKing: do i ever get called wiloass
  51. Hans: http://i.imgur.com/JLwsfPv.png
  52. Hans: first column is the after
  53. Hans: second one is the before
  54. WiloKing: looks good!
  55. Hans: and the third one which only has one sprite is what the face on the first sprite is supposed to be
  56. Hans: should i keep it
  57. Hans: ?
  58. Firaga: I think second row is fine.
  59. Hans: ok
  60. Hans: any more opinion?
  61. MM102: I like the last one ine the first row more
  62. Firaga: speaking of marios need opinions on this http://i.imgur.com/7ZAdRGh.png
  63. Firaga: mm102 helped with stance and a couple other little things.
  64. Firaga: no bad do not die chat
  65. WiloKing: everything has its time
  66. WiloKing: brb
  67. Your state is set to Offline.
  68. Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
  69. Connected again and rejoined chat.
  70. Firaga: hi wilo
  71. WiloKing: hi
  72. Firaga: guys
  73. Firaga: it's almost 7
  74. MM102: hio
  75. Firaga: guess what that means
  76. Hans: 6
  77. Firaga: it's almost 7
  78. WiloKing: wow
  79. Hans: here
  80. Hans: guys, it's almost 6
  81. WiloKing: i fucking love that number
  82. Hans: it's 6
  83. Firaga: aaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
  84. Hans: smashing
  85. Firaga: IT'S 7 #HYPE
  86. Hans: IT'S 6 #HYPE
  87. WiloKing: dirty 6 peasant.
  88. Luna: it's seven oh one hype woo wee waa
  89. Hans: also i made a smashing ? block
  90. WiloKing: everyone knows it is infrerior to the magnificence and glory of 7.
  91. Luna: cuz 789
  92. Hans: http://i.imgur.com/DEpjFDr.gif
  93. WiloKing: fantastic
  94. TheSeek: that's nice
  95. TheSeek: and wilo is right, 7 is objectively best number
  96. TheSeek: amongst the first 10
  97. WiloKing: other than 9 it's my favorite
  98. Flutter Skye: Night everyone sleep night
  99. WiloKing: night
  100. TheSeek: night
  101. Hans: i only know that my favorite number is 4
  102. Flutter Skye left chat.
  103. TheSeek: 7 is best above all with no objections possible
  104. TheSeek: 7 is a unique number amongst the firs 10 numbers, unlike all the others
  105. Hans: you just say that because there are a lot of things related to that number
  106. WiloKing: 9 is the best
  107. TheSeek: no, i say that cuz it's actually mathematically unique
  108. WiloKing: seek get a hold of yourself
  109. Hans: how?
  110. TheSeek: ok, i'll explain
  111. WiloKing: we can wait
  112. WiloKing: or we can have he glory thhat is 9
  113. WiloKing: eye have discovered its true beauty
  114. Hans: or we can have he glory that is 4
  115. Luna: true beauty of 9 is that it's a rip off of 6
  116. WiloKing: lies
  117. TheSeek: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, all of these can be doubled and still result in a number equal or lesser than 10
  118. 6, 8, 9 and 10, all of them are multiples of the first 5 numbers
  119. 7 is lefft alone, an unique number that has no relations to the other 9 numbers
  120. WiloKing: there are 9 numbers in total not counting 0 because it is nothing
  121. Luna: 0 isn't nothing
  122. TheSeek: wilo from 1 to 10
  123. Luna: 0 just means zero
  124. WiloKing: 10 is not original
  125. TheSeek: and what luna said
  126. Firaga: that's cool an all
  127. Hans: nothing can be nothing
  128. Firaga: but it's not 11
  129. Hans: but anything can't be nothing
  130. WiloKing: my favorite numbers are these
  131. Hans: because something can't be nothing
  132. Luna: y'all niggas need some 12
  133. TheSeek: firaga i said amongst the first 10 nmbers
  134. Luna: 0 is something
  135. TheSeek: ^
  136. WiloKing: 1. 9 2. 11 3. 7
  137. Firaga: 11 is too good to be stopped by scales
  138. WiloKing: 9 is the best
  139. Hans: but 7 is a prime number
  140. Hans: just like 2, 3 and 5
  141. Hans: so it's related to them
  142. WiloKing: eye'm back
  143. Your state is set to Offline.
  144. Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
  145. Connected again and rejoined chat.
  146. Firaga: killed it
  147. Firaga: i hate spiders
  148. Shank: but do you hate spider man
  149. Hans: main?
  150. Shank: he isnt a spider
  151. Firaga: spider man isn't real
  152. Shank: he's just-, no not spider main, spider man
  153. Hans: where does it say that?
  154. Shank: yes he is
  155. WiloKing: yes he is
  156. Shank: dont give me that shit
  157. WiloKing: if you believe
  158. WiloKing: i am a believer he is out there
  159. TheSeek: flash is best superhero
  160. Hans: also, gwen stacy won't be in the third movie, don't ask why
  161. Shank: flash is okay
  162. Shank: but spiderman is http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  163. WiloKing: no flash looks like shit costume wise
  164. Shank: flash has eye things
  165. Firaga: idc
  166. Shank: makig his costume okay
  167. Firaga: i hate real life spiders
  168. Firaga: they are creepy
  169. MM102: aquaman! :D
  170. TheSeek: who gives a shit about costumes, each superhero has been drawn with lots of different costume
  171. MM102: :|
  172. TheSeek: s
  173. Firaga: and i hit it with a bok
  174. Firaga: book
  175. Shank: is that counted as a hate crime
  176. Shank: you killed something because you didnt like it
  177. Shank: waw.
  178. Firaga: the spider touched me and i flinged it so hard against the wall
  179. Firaga: and i screamed like in the cartoons
  180. Shank: okay bye
  181. Shank left chat.
  182. WiloKing: i scream only when there's food or a screamer
  183. WiloKing: looking at wary for the screamers
  184. Firaga: it like died on imact with the wall
  185. Firaga: but i hit it with a book to be safe
  186. TheSeek: speaking of wary...the screamer link he posted recently, that url is infected with malicious stuff
  187. WiloKing: good job thanks for your persistance
  188. TheSeek: othe rthan the creamer itself
  189. Firaga: thanks wary
  190. Firaga: also mmmm creamer
  191. WiloKing: i reported it
  192. Firaga: IN COFFEE
  193. Firaga: YES IN COFFEE
  194. Firaga: CREAM IN COFFEE
  195. WiloKing: at least 3 people have reported it as far as i know
  196. Hans: with peaches
  197. Firaga: i like peaches
  198. WiloKing: i like peach
  199. TheSeek: for the screamer? or virus?
  200. Firaga: they're nice and juicy
  201. WiloKing: thescreamer
  202. WiloKing: i tried to like wary 4 times but he never seems to learn
  203. WiloKing: i still feel bad for him though, i wish he hadn't got shot
  204. TheSeek: the screamer in that page is the last of the problems
  205. WiloKing: what does it do, unban firemariofan
  206. Firaga: Maurice is too lenient with Wary.
  207. TheSeek: what, the link to that screamer? nope, is actually infected with malwares
  208. Firaga: There's a reason he was permabanned in the first place.
  209. Firaga: Also I tried that link.
  210. Firaga: Yup malware.
  211. WiloKing: what kind of malware
  212. Firaga: The usual PUP's.
  213. Firaga: also too lazy to find actuall name in logs again
  214. TheSeek: wilo https://www.virustotal.com/it/url/c644c0d5781b2877ee0e605f9d9573ad804b6bbc1639acc5be464ad9ae172403/analysis/1408318313/
  215. WiloKing: oh my god
  216. WiloKing: fuck you wary
  217. Hans: waht
  218. TheSeek: hans ?
  219. Firaga: 7:30 PM - Firaga: Maurice is too lenient with Wary.
  220. 7:30 PM - Firaga: There's a reason he was permabanned in the first place.
  221. WiloKing: i swear to god i'm going to travel back in time and be the one to shoot him
  222. Firaga: John Wilo's Booth
  223. Firaga: guys
  224. Firaga: i'm getting my snake soon
  225. Firaga: what should i name it
  226. Firaga: >inb4 wilo
  227. WiloKing: wilo
  228. WiloKing: dammit
  229. Hans: duntkilme
  230. TheSeek: want asnakey name?
  231. TheSeek: a snakey*
  232. WiloKing: snake name: lucifer
  233. TheSeek: name it Solid
  234. Firaga: I was thinking of that
  235. Firaga: but too overdone
  236. TheSeek: Liquid?
  237. Firaga: ...
  238. TheSeek: lol
  239. Hans: Gas
  240. WiloKing: liquid snake: solid snake's failure collegue
  241. TheSeek: name it Wanda
  242. Firaga: It's a boy...
  243. WiloKing: name it tyron
  244. TheSeek: wilo actualy it was solid the one with bad genes
  245. TheSeek: firaga still Wanda
  246. TheSeek: lol
  247. Firaga: lol
  248. Firaga: >inb4 name it spider
  249. TheSeek: if it was a girl, Alice
  250. TheSeek: Belt
  251. TheSeek: Gerald
  252. Firaga: afk
  253. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  254. Firaga: back
  255. Hans: name it sneak
  256. Firaga: >in garden picking cherry tomatoes
  257. Firaga: >snake moves across my foot
  258. Firaga: >no flinching and when i go closer it moves closer to me
  259. Firaga: >heart melts
  260. Firaga: It's a sign.
  261. Firaga: Gotta name it Tomato now.
  262. Firaga: "Hey, guys! Look at my Tomato!"
  263. Hans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH no
  264. Firaga: IT'S A SIGN
  265. Firaga: Fine I'll name it HANS
  266. WiloKing: name it luna
  267. WiloKing: or wilo
  268. MM102: name it Baxter
  269. WiloKing: wilo's a good name
  270. Luna: ?/
  271. Firaga: Firaga: I'm getting a snake.
  272. WiloKing: name it turret
  273. WiloKing: ''turret is sticking his tongue out at me''
  274. Firaga: .~.
  275. Firaga: "Turret got banned."
  276. WiloKing: ''turret bit 4 people and they died''
  277. Firaga: "Turret went in the room and everybody ran away." <=====
  278. Firaga: jk turrets a boo he's great.
  279. MM102: hey guys look at my new dog!
  280. MM102: https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/NUoPXnZFUBXtl3MYgIvFCrmdH_6Bs2MeqRZD3USfCtE=w345-h259-no
  281. Firaga: Hey that's pretty cool.
  282. MM102: and of course Firaga one ups me with a snake
  283. Firaga: Lol.
  284. Hans: i see mm102's pants
  285. Firaga: Also that's a cuteass dog.
  286. MM102: thats not me Hans
  287. Hans: aww
  288. Firaga: We've got a Beagle (Chansey- AKA Fattypants) and a Black Lab (Dixy).
  289. WiloKing: name it ''the fucker'' so whenever you let someone in your room or whatever you can point to his glass thing and be like ''that's where i keep the fucker''
  290. TheSeek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKBUcGbHE4 it has to be watched at 2x speed
  291. WiloKing: if only you could change the speed for ads
  292. MM102: the person we got it from named it Bartex and we were like "wtf who the fuck names a dog Bartex?"
  293. Firaga: Yeah.
  294. MM102: so we renamed it Baxter
  295. Firaga: Shoulda named it Firaga.
  296. Firaga: Firdoga.
  297. TheSeek: so his previous ame was Baxter, and his current name is Baxter, and not Baxter like it was before
  298. WiloKing: wilo is a great name i think
  299. TheSeek: i fucked up both ttimes
  300. MM102: Bartex
  301. TheSeek: yes, i fucked up
  302. WiloKing: is bartex a watch dog
  303. MM102: Bartex is tagalog for drunk
  304. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  305. Hans: lol bartex
  306. Firaga: no but Aiden is AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
  307. Hans: bartender
  308. Hans: welp
  309. Hans: i have to go
  310. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  311. Hans: i spent too much time here
  312. Firaga: bye hansboo!
  313. Hans: i made a lot of sprites too
  314. Hans: so bye
  315. Hans left chat.
  316. Firaga: guys we missed 8
  317. Firaga: but nobody cares about 8
  318. Firaga: know what game is fun
  319. Firaga: it's a game about a goat
  320. Firaga: and puzzles
  321. Firaga: Fucking Escape Goat.
  322. Firaga: That shit's fun.
  323. MM102: the 8 game?
  324. Firaga: No
  325. Firaga: Escape goat.
  326. Firaga: It's only 4 dollars and the squeal is better
  327. MM102: you sure? I liked the 8 game.
  328. Firaga: 8 sucks
  329. Firaga: almost as bad a 2
  330. Firaga: as
  331. MM102: apparently you can reference the stanley parable anymore without people being confused
  332. Firaga: oh
  333. Firaga: i get the joke
  334. Firaga: but it wasn't apparent anymore
  335. Firaga: because it just passed 8:00
  336. Firaga: chats dead
  337. WiloKing: 8 is an evil number
  338. Renhoek entered chat.
  339. Firaga: yay renboo is here~
  340. Renhoek: hi
  341. Firaga: Hi renboo
  342. Renhoek: heh
  343. MM102: hio
  344. TheSeek: hi ren
  345. Firaga: Idk why something about ren I really like.
  346. Firaga: Not like like or anything, but he's stood in my mind more than others.
  347. Renhoek: I remember someone made a thread that was just a topic to talk about me...
  348. Firaga: ?
  349. Renhoek: nevermind :P
  350. Renhoek: I like you guys a lot too
  351. Firaga: Oh ok.
  352. Renhoek: Seriously I wouldn't bother being in stabyourself if it weren't for you guys :P
  353. Firaga: Yeah.
  354. Firaga: There are certain people here keeping me in.
  355. Firaga: Specifically, Hans, Ren, Saulo, Seek, MM102, Luna, Bman, Skye, Jayden, Hugo, Turret (yes, turret).
  356. Firaga: A couple other people I like but haven't really made as much of an impression.
  357. Firaga: oh also ren in case you haven't heard
  358. Firaga: i'm getting a snake and i need a name
  359. TheSeek: you already have a name for it
  360. Renhoek: I wouldn't know what to call it.
  361. MM102: 0/10 no idiot9.0
  362. Firaga: I'm not naming it Solid or any other state of matter.
  363. TheSeek: no, i meant Wanda
  364. Renhoek: oh my god hahaha
  365. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  366. Firaga: I'm not naming it a girls name when it's a guy.
  367. TheSeek: Clarence
  368. WiloKing: edward
  369. Firaga: idk i actually kinda like Wilo tbh
  370. MM102: chase says obama
  371. Firaga: lol
  372. TheSeek: name it Longest Sausage
  373. Firaga: i want it to be a pun that isn't related to metal gear
  374. TheSeek: Longest Sausage
  375. MM102: RP
  376. Renhoek: Slitheren
  377. MM102: name it RP
  378. Firaga: lol
  379. Renhoek: why RP?
  380. Firaga: Because my lizard began to show
  381. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  382. Renhoek: I don't get it.
  383. Firaga: Also afk for 15 minutes or so
  384. Renhoek: k
  385. Imaginary Cake entered chat.
  386. Imaginary Cake: I'm back, after a long hard month of traveling
  387. WiloKing: hi cake
  388. MM102: hio
  389. Imaginary Cake: It looks like I have a ton to catch up on as well
  390. MM102: not much happened while you were gone
  391. Imaginary Cake: Haven't seen anything on Smash since a month ago
  392. Renhoek: There's 5 sea serpants in mario
  393. Renhoek: *cough*
  394. Imaginary Cake: ...
  395. Imaginary Cake: Good to know we're already on the IOSMB4 discussion
  396. Imaginary Cake: I don't recall any though, aside from a giant Blooper
  397. Renhoek: check the art thread
  398. WiloKing: wary's back n shit
  399. Imaginary Cake: I don't see anything under victinistar's spoiler
  400. Imaginary Cake: I saw Wary though
  401. Imaginary Cake: For some reason I'm logged out
  402. Firaga: back
  403. Firaga: also yay cake
  404. Renhoek: http://forum.stabyourself.net/viewtopic.php?p=109596#p109596 it's hans and me that I'm mainly talking about
  405. Imaginary Cake: My cookie clicker classic went wierd
  406. Imaginary Cake: "NaN cookies per second"
  407. Imaginary Cake: I think I won
  408. Firaga: self centered much
  409. Firaga: jk
  410. Imaginary Cake: very
  411. Firaga: not you ren
  412. Sunday, August 17, 2014
  413. 7:45 PM - B-Man99 has been invited to chat.
  414. 7:45 PM - B-Man99 entered chat.
  415. 7:45 PM - B-Man99: yes?
  416. 7:46 PM - WiloKing: hello
  417. 7:46 PM - MM102: no
  418. 7:46 PM - Firaga: hi bman
  419. 7:46 PM - B-Man99: hi
  420. 7:46 PM - B-Man99: I was invited here
  421. 7:46 PM - Imaginary Cake: Ah, I see that the Steam must warn you before every link page is back
  422. 7:46 PM - Firaga: why aren't you in the sys group anymore?
  423. 7:46 PM - MM102: hio4
  424. 7:46 PM - Renhoek: he does that sometimes
  425. 7:46 PM - B-Man99: Imaginary Cake was the steam links ever not a thing?
  426. 7:47 PM - B-Man99: It's been like that for months with me
  427. 7:47 PM - Imaginary Cake: I had them disabled before I left
  428. 7:47 PM - Imaginary Cake: There was something I installed
  429. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  430. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  431. 7:47 PM - B-Man99: oh wow
  432. 7:47 PM - Imaginary Cake: Not working anymore
  433. 7:48 PM - B-Man99: You have steam beta?
  434. 7:48 PM - TheSeek: there is a greasemonkey script
  435. 7:48 PM - WiloKing: yes..
  436. 7:49 PM - B-Man99: Also I'm in the middle of watching something so sort of afk
  437. 7:56 PM - Firaga: dead
  438. 7:57 PM - WiloKing: we need to revive this chat
  439. 7:57 PM - WiloKing: is anyone a surgeon
  440. 7:57 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'm not!
  441. 7:57 PM - WiloKing: good, that means we've got a chance
  442. 7:57 PM - WiloKing: wait
  443. 8:01 PM - Imaginary Cake: My cookie clicker really did break though
  444. 8:01 PM - Imaginary Cake: http://i.imgur.com/tT6T3ZO.png
  445. 8:01 PM - Renhoek: good
  446. 8:03 PM - WiloKing: oh my god
  447. 8:03 PM - MM102: its been over a year
  448. 8:03 PM - Hans entered chat.
  449. 8:04 PM - Hans: hey
  450. 8:04 PM - Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  451. 8:04 PM - Firaga: YAY hansboo is here~~
  452. 8:04 PM - MM102: hio
  453. 8:04 PM - B-Man99 left chat.
  454. 8:06 PM - Imaginary Cake: hello
  455. 8:06 PM - Hans: hello IC
  456. 8:07 PM - Hans: i have a question: http://i.imgur.com/bZSm74p.gif
  457. 8:07 PM - Hans: are those his eyebrows or his eyes?
  458. 8:08 PM - Imaginary Cake: I always thought those were eyes
  459. 8:08 PM - Imaginary Cake: 102 made 'em, though
  460. 8:08 PM - MM102: eyes
  461. 8:08 PM - WiloKing: if those are eyebrows that changes physics
  462. 8:08 PM - WiloKing: forever
  463. 8:09 PM - Hans: ok
  464. 8:10 PM - Hans: "King Bob-omb is the king of the Bob-ombs."
  465. 8:10 PM - Hans: you don't say
  466. 8:10 PM - WiloKing: i never would have guessed
  467. 8:11 PM - Imaginary Cake: Shoulda called him Dave-omb
  468. 8:11 PM - Imaginary Cake: A bob-omb with a name that's not bob
  469. 8:11 PM - WiloKing: edward-bomb
  470. 8:11 PM - Imaginary Cake: That marks royalty
  471. 8:11 PM - WiloKing: what? edward?
  472. 8:11 PM - Imaginary Cake: Imaginary Cake: A bob-omb with a name that's not bob
  473. 8:12 PM - Hans: Hans-omb
  474. 8:12 PM - Imaginary Cake: Cake-omb
  475. 8:12 PM - WiloKing: wilomb
  476. 8:12 PM - Imaginary Cake: Turret-omb
  477. 8:12 PM - WiloKing: firag-omb
  478. 8:13 PM - Imaginary Cake: sounds like f*g-omb
  479. 8:13 PM - Hans: well, there are one kind of bob.omb called rob.omb
  480. 8:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: I know that
  481. 8:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: They were in SMRPG
  482. 8:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: And they were purple
  483. 8:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: I think
  484. 8:15 PM - Hans: yep
  485. 8:15 PM - WiloKing: don't forget about jarius-omb, bob-omb's less successful, freeloading good for nothing brother who takes his money and cheats with his wife
  486. 8:16 PM - Imaginary Cake: almost forgot
  487. 8:16 PM - Imaginary Cake: thanks for reminding me
  488. 8:17 PM - Hans: lol
  489. 8:17 PM - Imaginary Cake: My dad has the second development kit for the Oculus
  490. 8:17 PM - Imaginary Cake: It's improved
  491. 8:17 PM - Imaginary Cake: Be jealous
  492. 8:17 PM - Luna: no
  493. 8:17 PM - WiloKing: can i be wilo instead
  494. 8:18 PM - WiloKing: i like him he's the sexiest and the smartest
  495. 8:18 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'
  496. 8:18 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'm afraid not, sir
  497. 8:18 PM - Imaginary Cake: You have a disease that forces you to not be other people
  498. 8:20 PM - Hans: welp, i was looking to my first post, since some users were mentiones their firsts posts
  499. 8:20 PM - Imaginary Cake: heh he
  500. 8:20 PM - Hans: my first post was litteraly just: "it's great"
  501. 8:20 PM - Imaginary Cake: We all have stupid first posts
  502. 8:20 PM - WiloKing: my first post was an awful forum game
  503. 8:20 PM - Renhoek: my first one was about making a smb2j remake
  504. 8:20 PM - Renhoek: which I did
  505. 8:21 PM - Renhoek: and it was made dlc
  506. 8:22 PM - Hans: everyone had an awful first post, except for renhoek
  507. 8:22 PM - Imaginary Cake: hold on, I'm going to use the oculus for a minute
  508. 8:23 PM - Luna: k
  509. 8:23 PM - Firaga: A half and a half ain't an apple.
  510. 8:23 PM - WiloKing: you're right, it's a whole
  511. 8:24 PM - Firaga: I lick my sticky fingers.
  512. 8:25 PM - WiloKing: i was about to ask but then again i think i'm not going to
  513. 8:25 PM - WiloKing: okay maybe i will
  514. 8:26 PM - Firaga: ooooooh
  515. 8:26 PM - Firaga: it's getting closer and closer to 11
  516. 8:26 PM - Firaga: but it has to go by 10
  517. 8:26 PM - WiloKing: it's 9:30
  518. 8:26 PM - Firaga: which is feh.
  519. 8:26 PM - WiloKing: what the hell are you talking about
  520. 8:26 PM - Hans: it's 8:26
  521. 8:27 PM - Renhoek: Wow firaga I saw your sexy mario srpite, looks really good
  522. 8:27 PM - Firaga: Thanks.
  523. 8:27 PM - Firaga: I didn't make it completely on my own though.
  524. 8:28 PM - Hans: but you can use it as a guide
  525. 8:35 PM - Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  526. 8:41 PM - Renhoek: So I need to go to work, bye guys.
  527. 8:41 PM - Hans: vye
  528. 8:41 PM - WiloKing: bye
  529. 8:41 PM - Hans: *bye
  530. 8:41 PM - Firaga: bye
  531. 8:41 PM - MM102: bye'
  532. 8:43 PM - Renhoek disconnected.
  533. 8:47 PM - TheSeek is now playing Sniper Elite V2. Click here to join.
  534. 8:50 PM - Firaga: no chat don't die
  535. 8:50 PM - Hans: ok
  536. 8:51 PM - Hans: what should i do now?
  537. 8:51 PM - Luna: POOP
  538. 8:51 PM - Hans: ok
  539. 8:51 PM - WiloKing: ^
  540. 8:51 PM - Hans: now it smells
  541. 8:51 PM - Hans: what now?
  542. 8:51 PM - Luna: MOAR POOP
  543. 8:51 PM - Hans: i meant what do i sprite now?
  544. 8:51 PM - WiloKing: luna no please
  545. 8:51 PM - Luna: sprite poop
  546. 8:52 PM - WiloKing: you mean corruption
  547. 8:53 PM - WiloKing: or my talent
  548. 8:55 PM - Luna: fecal matter
  549. 8:56 PM - Firaga: anal fudge
  550. 8:56 PM - WiloKing: shithole excretment
  551. 9:02 PM - Hans: luna killed the chat
  552. 9:02 PM - WiloKing: let's bring it back
  553. 9:02 PM - Hans: ok
  554. 9:02 PM - Hans: now seriously, what should i sprite? (for my mappack of course)
  555. 9:03 PM - WiloKing: the bad and fat plumber?
  556. 9:03 PM - Imaginary Cake: Poop cracks?
  557. 9:03 PM - Imaginary Cake: sorry
  558. 9:03 PM - Imaginary Cake: dang it Luna
  559. 9:03 PM - Hans: good idea wilo
  560. 9:03 PM - Hans: but not now
  561. 9:03 PM - WiloKing: oh.
  562. 9:03 PM - Hans: it's just that it's hard
  563. 9:04 PM - Luna: SHIT
  564. 9:04 PM - Hans: it has to be like 48*48 px
  565. 9:04 PM - Imaginary Cake: CRAP
  566. 9:04 PM - Imaginary Cake: BOOBS
  567. 9:04 PM - Imaginary Cake: oh wait
  568. 9:04 PM - WiloKing: FUCK
  569. 9:04 PM - Hans: stop
  570. 9:04 PM - WiloKing: ok
  571. 9:04 PM - Hans: damn
  572. 9:04 PM - WiloKing: we can't all be like that
  573. 9:05 PM - Firaga: Stabyourself is a quality chat.
  574. 9:05 PM - Hans: ^
  575. 9:05 PM - WiloKing: ^
  576. 9:05 PM - Hans: firaga, you're a pretty decent person, tell me what should i do next?
  577. 9:05 PM - WiloKing: am i not decent
  578. 9:05 PM - Hans: 09:04 p.m. - WiloKing: FUCK <--
  579. 9:07 PM - WiloKing: i can redeem myself
  580. 9:07 PM - Hans: ok
  581. 9:07 PM - Hans: but tell me then
  582. 9:07 PM - WiloKing: a boss
  583. 9:07 PM - Hans: well, i have to be more specific
  584. 9:07 PM - Firaga: Hmmmm...
  585. 9:07 PM - Hans: there is a lot of shit i can do
  586. 9:07 PM - WiloKing: what are you planning for the bosses then
  587. 9:07 PM - Hans: but i want something easy now
  588. 9:08 PM - Firaga: Make Antilitus flexing in a mirror.
  589. 9:08 PM - Hans: welp, there are like two bosses
  590. 9:09 PM - WiloKing: make a balloon
  591. 9:09 PM - Imaginary Cake: I have like a dozen bosses or more
  592. 9:10 PM - Hans: because yours isn't good
  593. 9:10 PM - Hans: jk
  594. 9:10 PM - Hans: but bosses aren't too needed
  595. 9:10 PM - WiloKing: make a giant evil balloon
  596. 9:10 PM - Imaginary Cake: Bosses are needed for big chapter finales
  597. 9:10 PM - Imaginary Cake: and when a villain has a plan
  598. 9:11 PM - Hans: yep
  599. 9:11 PM - WiloKing: make balloon goombas!!!!!!
  600. 9:11 PM - Hans: bosses will be buto (along with bowser) and antilitus
  601. 9:11 PM - Firaga: Draw a revolving fan
  602. 9:11 PM - WiloKing: make a buto's ''luigi'' i guess
  603. 9:12 PM - Hans: there is
  604. 9:12 PM - WiloKing: what
  605. 9:12 PM - Hans: there is no spoiler in saying it so here it goes
  606. 9:12 PM - Hans: ferit is buto's ''luigi''
  607. 9:13 PM - WiloKing: do you have any sprites of ferit?
  608. 9:13 PM - Hans: 8-bits only
  609. 9:13 PM - Hans: but he is small and a bit bald
  610. 9:13 PM - WiloKing: can you show them?
  611. 9:13 PM - Hans: ok
  612. 9:13 PM - Hans: just let me find them
  613. 9:14 PM - WiloKing: yay
  614. 9:16 PM - Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  615. 9:19 PM - Hans: http://i.imgur.com/jLWPoGo.png
  616. 9:19 PM - Hans: they're very old
  617. 9:19 PM - Hans: the lastest one is the left one
  618. 9:19 PM - WiloKing: he looks like an old man
  619. 9:19 PM - WiloKing: but great
  620. 9:20 PM - Hans: hey
  621. 9:20 PM - Firaga: First thing that comes to mind:
  622. 9:20 PM - Firaga: Gyromite.
  623. 9:20 PM - Hans: bald people can be young
  624. 9:20 PM - Firaga: Yeah.
  625. 9:20 PM - WiloKing: impossible
  626. 9:20 PM - Firaga: But most aren't...
  627. 9:20 PM - MM102: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/du10eik4kgjw2xo/Pixel.swf
  628. 9:21 PM - MM102: so I might do something
  629. 9:21 PM - MM102: idk yet
  630. 9:21 PM - Hans: awesome
  631. 9:22 PM - Imaginary Cake: woah
  632. 9:24 PM - Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  633. 9:25 PM - TurretBot entered chat.
  634. 9:26 PM - WiloKing: Luna: hi turretass
  635. 9:27 PM - WiloKing: in other words hi turret
  636. 9:27 PM - Firaga: why are you guys all asses with turret
  637. 9:28 PM - Firaga: he's a boo
  638. 9:28 PM - WiloKing: i don't think turret's an ass i like turret
  639. 9:29 PM - Luna: well i mess around with him mostly
  640. 9:29 PM - Luna: if he isn't comfortable with it, i'm sorry
  641. 9:33 PM - WiloKing: am i ugly
  642. 9:33 PM - Hans: i haven't seen your face
  643. 9:33 PM - Hans: so i don't know
  644. 9:34 PM - Hans: no, i will take a wild guess and say yes
  645. 9:34 PM - MM102: oih
  646. 9:34 PM - WiloKing: you know what what do you imagine me as
  647. 9:34 PM - Hans: because why would you ask about it if you're handsome?
  648. 9:34 PM - WiloKing: good point
  649. 9:35 PM - Hans: or maybe you're just questioning your handsomeness
  650. 9:35 PM - Hans: but you're still handsome
  651. 9:38 PM - WiloKing: thanks
  652. 9:38 PM - Firaga: tfw you've been hearing lyrics to a song wrong
  653. 9:41 PM - Firaga: 'Now, all Hanes underwear is tagless'
  654. 9:41 PM - Firaga: OH MY GOD GUYS
  655. 9:41 PM - Firaga: THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING UNDERWEAR GAME
  656. 9:41 PM - Firaga: IT'S LIKE A FUCKING GAME CHANGER
  657. 9:41 PM - Imaginary Cake: 'Now, all Hans underwear is tagless'
  658. 9:41 PM - Imaginary Cake: Good for you Hans
  659. 9:41 PM - Firaga: congrats hans
  660. 9:41 PM - Firaga: hans job
  661. 9:42 PM - Hans: lol
  662. 9:42 PM - MM102: tfw you try to sing along with a song and forget there were 2 versions of the chorus
  663. 9:42 PM - Hans: lol
  664. 9:43 PM - Firaga: yes
  665. 9:43 PM - WiloKing: tfw when you try to sing a jpop song
  666. 9:44 PM - Firaga: yuck
  667. 9:44 PM - Firaga: rather commit sudoku
  668. 9:44 PM - WiloKing: peasant
  669. 9:45 PM - MM102: I like sudoku
  670. 9:45 PM - Firaga: Imagine if you spoke in autocorrect.
  671. 9:46 PM - WiloKing: What are yarn said?
  672. 9:46 PM - MM102: "More pictures of spaghetti! More pictures of spaghetti!"
  673. 9:47 PM - WiloKing: yes
  674. 9:51 PM - WiloKing: ok chat's dead
  675. 9:52 PM - Hans: no more
  676. 9:52 PM - Hans: i made buto
  677. 9:53 PM - WiloKing: oh yes
  678. 9:53 PM - Hans: because YA ALL WANTED iT
  679. 9:53 PM - Hans: http://i.imgur.com/PNdBWY6.png
  680. 9:53 PM - Firaga: no i wanted antilitus flexing in a mirror
  681. 9:53 PM - Hans: he is there near to the red luigi
  682. 9:53 PM - Firaga: Them Overall-Button Tittays.
  683. 9:53 PM - WiloKing: looks great hans!
  684. 9:54 PM - Hans: those aren't nipples
  685. 9:54 PM - Firaga: I know.
  686. 9:54 PM - WiloKing: kinky
  687. 9:54 PM - Hans: they're just coincidently positioned in his moobs
  688. 9:55 PM - Firaga: I don't think it was a coincidence ;)
  689. 10:04 PM - WiloKing: ok chat's dead
  690. 10:05 PM - Imaginary Cake: Is now a good time to present the IOSMB4 story
  691. 10:05 PM - WiloKing: please do
  692. 10:05 PM - Hans left chat.
  693. 10:05 PM - WiloKing: ugh no hans
  694. 10:06 PM - Imaginary Cake: erm
  695. 10:06 PM - Imaginary Cake: give me a second
  696. 10:06 PM - Imaginary Cake: I need my script
  697. 10:06 PM - WiloKing: begin at will master cake
  698. 10:06 PM - Imaginary Cake: Haven't typed it up yet
  699. 10:09 PM - Imaginary Cake: This is Chapter 2, out of 4 main chapters and a bonus one
  700. 10:09 PM - Imaginary Cake: I've typed up half of Chapter 1 and didn't finish it, but it's finished on paper
  701. 10:10 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'm going to explain chapter 2 becuase that's what I've been working on most of the time
  702. 10:10 PM - Imaginary Cake: Chapter 2 takes place immediatley after CI, more or less seamlessly
  703. 10:11 PM - Imaginary Cake: On top of Tick Tock Clock tower, with Mario and co against Bowser and Kamek
  704. 10:11 PM - Imaginary Cake: Bowser's defeated, he falls off the side of the tower
  705. 10:11 PM - Imaginary Cake: Kamek gets enraged, starts casting spells when Yoshi eats his broom from under him
  706. 10:12 PM - Imaginary Cake: Kamek gets even angrier, exlaims "ENOUGH OF THIS, YOSHI!"
  707. 10:12 PM - Firaga: and then firaga kills everyone THE END
  708. 10:12 PM - Imaginary Cake: "I'm sick of [i]you[/i] always getting in mine and Bowser's ways, even since day 1!"
  709. 10:12 PM - WiloKing: ''gettin real tired ur shit joshy''
  710. 10:12 PM - Imaginary Cake: How did you know Fiagra
  711. 10:13 PM - Firaga: Because I am firaga
  712. 10:13 PM - Firaga: I know all
  713. 10:13 PM - Imaginary Cake: Anyways
  714. 10:13 PM - Imaginary Cake: Back to Kamek's dialogue
  715. 10:13 PM - MM102: well fuck you to Kamek
  716. 10:13 PM - WiloKing: 11:12 PM - WiloKing: ''gettin real tired ur shit joshy''
  717. 10:13 PM - MM102: too*
  718. 10:13 PM - Imaginary Cake: "I've been saving this spell for a long time!"
  719. 10:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: [Casts spell at Yoshi, whom Peach dives in front of to save
  720. 10:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: }
  721. 10:14 PM - Firaga: Ummmm...
  722. 10:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: Yay plot twists
  723. 10:14 PM - Firaga: W-why would peach save a yoshi?
  724. 10:14 PM - WiloKing: how about practising instead or does that just sound worse
  725. 10:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: what
  726. 10:14 PM - Firaga: Mario can just hit a block and give birth to another one.
  727. 10:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: The specific Yoshi character
  728. 10:14 PM - Imaginary Cake: I know Yoshis are a dime a dozen but there's a specific Yoshi
  729. 10:15 PM - Imaginary Cake: Yoshi is playable on his own in ioSMB4
  730. 10:15 PM - Firaga: this yoshi has AN EXTRA TAIL OOOOOO
  731. 10:15 PM - Firaga: jk
  732. 10:15 PM - WiloKing: does he throw eggs?
  733. 10:15 PM - MM102: plot twist: teh is me
  734. 10:15 PM - Imaginary Cake: Yes
  735. 10:15 PM - Firaga: Monocide.
  736. 10:15 PM - WiloKing: i love this yoshi
  737. 10:15 PM - Firaga: Homocide*
  738. 10:15 PM - Firaga: No
  739. 10:15 PM - Firaga: no
  740. 10:15 PM - WiloKing: no
  741. 10:15 PM - Firaga: i did that wrong
  742. 10:15 PM - Firaga: Fratricide.
  743. 10:15 PM - Firaga: I think.
  744. 10:15 PM - Imaginary Cake: Firagicide
  745. 10:15 PM - WiloKing: wilocide
  746. 10:15 PM - Firaga: Sudoku
  747. 10:16 PM - WiloKing: sudokucide
  748. 10:16 PM - Imaginary Cake: We've only gotten through 1/8 of the script I have here guys
  749. 10:16 PM - MM102: MM... icide
  750. 10:16 PM - Firaga: suicidecide
  751. 10:16 PM - Firaga: MM10CIDE
  752. 10:16 PM - Imaginary Cake: Let's get back to Peach saving this specific Yoshi JUST BECUASE IT'S BETTER THAT WAY
  753. 10:16 PM - WiloKing: ^
  754. 10:16 PM - Imaginary Cake: or it could be Peach saving Mario
  755. 10:16 PM - MM102: its the chief yoshi from Paper mario
  756. 10:16 PM - Imaginary Cake: But the spell I'm about to describe is better imagined on Yoshi
  757. 10:17 PM - Imaginary Cake: Plus Kamek is bigger enemies with Yoshi than Mario
  758. 10:17 PM - Imaginary Cake: No it's not the Yoshi from Paper Mario
  759. 10:17 PM - Firaga: Yoshi riding a yoshi
  760. 10:17 PM - Imaginary Cake: ANYDANGWAYS
  761. 10:17 PM - WiloKing: it turns him into a goomba
  762. 10:17 PM - Imaginary Cake: Kamek: (in small text) "Crap, Bowser's going to kill me..."
  763. 10:17 PM - MM102: is it chrome the yoshi?
  764. 10:17 PM - Firaga: Not just any goomba
  765. 10:17 PM - Firaga: a BALLOON goomba
  766. 10:18 PM - WiloKing: yes
  767. 10:18 PM - Imaginary Cake: No 102
  768. 10:18 PM - WiloKing: with yoshi a balloon goomba and kamek still in the area, they beat the crap out of him and leave
  769. 10:18 PM - WiloKing: no
  770. 10:18 PM - MM102: is it Awsm?
  771. 10:18 PM - Imaginary Cake: Kamek then whips up another broom and goes to the bottom of the tower to retrieve Bowser
  772. 10:18 PM - MM102: maybe Ashley?
  773. 10:18 PM - Imaginary Cake: Flies off into the distance
  774. 10:19 PM - Imaginary Cake: While Mario and co panic over the fainted Peach
  775. 10:19 PM - Imaginary Cake: The screen then goes black, then cuts to a scene of a hospital room
  776. 10:20 PM - WiloKing: you should put sundae in a bed as an easter egg
  777. 10:20 PM - MM102: is the yoshi Zyph?
  778. 10:20 PM - Imaginary Cake: Toadsworth is trying to get past the doctor that's blocking him from the room
  779. 10:20 PM - Imaginary Cake: Wilo: Maybe
  780. 10:20 PM - WiloKing: why is the doctor there
  781. 10:20 PM - Firaga: firaga in a bed would be much better
  782. 10:20 PM - Firaga: and sexies
  783. 10:20 PM - Firaga: sexier*
  784. 10:20 PM - Imaginary Cake: Mario and co and Daisy are outside the room
  785. 10:20 PM - Firaga: Ummm...
  786. 10:20 PM - Imaginary Cake: Toadsworth ends up barging in, yells "PRINCESS"
  787. 10:20 PM - Firaga: Isn't Daisy technically considered 'co'?
  788. 10:21 PM - WiloKing: no
  789. 10:21 PM - Imaginary Cake: Mario and co and Daisy follow him into the room as well
  790. 10:21 PM - Firaga: Also you use two ads
  791. 10:21 PM - WiloKing: she is an outsider, a freak of nature
  792. 10:21 PM - Firaga: ands
  793. 10:21 PM - WiloKing: expelled from society ages ago
  794. 10:21 PM - Imaginary Cake: Daisy is not co because she's not playable
  795. 10:21 PM - Firaga: But she's still COMPANY
  796. 10:21 PM - Imaginary Cake: one sec, I need to take out the trash
  797. 10:22 PM - MM102 disconnected.
  798. 10:22 PM - MM102 entered chat.
  799. 10:22 PM - Firaga: So just put <player 1> and co.
  800. 10:22 PM - Firaga: It'd be much simpler and includes everyone.
  801. 10:22 PM - MM102: this is fanfic by this point
  802. 10:22 PM - WiloKing: wait isn't toad playable?
  803. 10:22 PM - Firaga: HELLOO
  804. 10:22 PM - WiloKing: hi
  805. 10:22 PM - Firaga: HOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEYY
  806. 10:24 PM - WiloKing: we can stop now
  807. 10:24 PM - WiloKing: and let cake continue
  808. 10:24 PM - Imaginary Cake: Hi
  809. 10:24 PM - Imaginary Cake: I know this seems like fanfic 102
  810. 10:24 PM - Imaginary Cake: That's what I was worrying about
  811. 10:24 PM - Firaga: And then daisy turned to mario and looked deeply and longingly into his eyes...
  812. 10:25 PM - Imaginary Cake: But the story is presented in a Mario & Luigi fashion
  813. 10:25 PM - Imaginary Cake: dang it fiagra
  814. 10:25 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'm especially worried about this next part here becuase it's the most risky idea
  815. 10:25 PM - Imaginary Cake: That's why I'm presenting it over steam
  816. 10:25 PM - Imaginary Cake: Anyways
  817. 10:25 PM - WiloKing: then luigi looked into wario's eyes and came close
  818. 10:25 PM - Firaga: She said 'Is that a Spring Mushroom in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  819. 10:25 PM - MM102: but the M&L games are more comedic
  820. 10:25 PM - Imaginary Cake: 102: yes
  821. 10:26 PM - Imaginary Cake: I want that as well
  822. 10:26 PM - Firaga: Mostly comedic
  823. 10:26 PM - Imaginary Cake: Toadsworth is comedic but I'm skipping over that right now
  824. 10:26 PM - Firaga: with Luigi getting hurt somehow
  825. 10:26 PM - Imaginary Cake: Always Luigi
  826. 10:26 PM - Imaginary Cake: Or Wario fighting or overdoing it
  827. 10:26 PM - Imaginary Cake: Anyways
  828. 10:26 PM - MM102: SO DUR HUR LETZ ADD A HOSPTL SENEC
  829. 10:26 PM - MM102: TAS COMEDC
  830. 10:26 PM - Firaga: Senec
  831. 10:26 PM - WiloKing: a sexy hospital senec
  832. 10:26 PM - Firaga: Alfred N The Fetec
  833. 10:27 PM - Imaginary Cake: It will be more comedic when I go over it more in-depth and I'm not interrupted a dozen times
  834. 10:27 PM - Imaginary Cake: that being said I'm going off-topic
  835. 10:27 PM - Imaginary Cake: But sometimes I need to clarify some things
  836. 10:27 PM - Firaga: what are you talking about being interrupted? we never do that
  837. 10:27 PM - MM102: this seams dramatic as shit atm
  838. 10:27 PM - WiloKing: continue we're listening *slaps firaga*
  839. 10:28 PM - Imaginary Cake: It'll be more dramatic later
  840. 10:28 PM - Imaginary Cake: anyways
  841. 10:28 PM - Imaginary Cake: Mario and co and Daisy are now in the toom
  842. 10:28 PM - Imaginary Cake: Doctor and Nurse toads
  843. 10:28 PM - WiloKing: toom?
  844. 10:28 PM - Imaginary Cake: and Merlin in the corner
  845. 10:28 PM - Imaginary Cake: stop it Wilo
  846. 10:28 PM - Imaginary Cake: *room if it helps
  847. 10:28 PM - Imaginary Cake: anways
  848. 10:29 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach under the blanket, asleep until Toadsworth screams "PRINCESS!"
  849. 10:29 PM - Imaginary Cake: ! appears over the head, Peach then sits up
  850. 10:29 PM - Imaginary Cake: and
  851. 10:29 PM - Imaginary Cake: um
  852. 10:30 PM - Imaginary Cake: Toadsworth shouts "PRINCESS!?" again and faints
  853. 10:30 PM - Imaginary Cake: is put on the other hospital bed
  854. 10:30 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach asks what's wrong
  855. 10:30 PM - Imaginary Cake: or jokes about him overreacting
  856. 10:30 PM - Imaginary Cake: I meant the latter
  857. 10:30 PM - Imaginary Cake: Not reading this script real well
  858. 10:30 PM - Imaginary Cake: But Daisy makes a comment about how it may not be an overreaction
  859. 10:31 PM - Imaginary Cake: hand her a mirror
  860. 10:31 PM - Imaginary Cake: and
  861. 10:31 PM - Imaginary Cake: here you go
  862. 10:31 PM - Imaginary Cake: http://i.imgur.com/0VHWmzB.png
  863. 10:31 PM - WiloKing: what
  864. 10:31 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'm feeling so much weirdness right now
  865. 10:31 PM - Imaginary Cake: That's Peach
  866. 10:31 PM - WiloKing: plot twist
  867. 10:31 PM - Imaginary Cake: yeah
  868. 10:32 PM - Imaginary Cake: Don't hate on me, but this has been done before
  869. 10:32 PM - Imaginary Cake: the kings of SMB3 were all turned to animals
  870. 10:32 PM - Firaga: yes
  871. 10:32 PM - Firaga: it's a stoy of my life
  872. 10:32 PM - Imaginary Cake: That's my reasoning here
  873. 10:32 PM - Firaga: jk idk
  874. 10:33 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach reacts, asks if it's really her, and then Merlin closes his book and starts to explain
  875. 10:33 PM - Imaginary Cake: How Kamek's spell, while slow, was going to turn her into a dragon
  876. 10:33 PM - Firaga: Erm....
  877. 10:33 PM - Firaga: question.
  878. 10:33 PM - Imaginary Cake: and that he has no way to undo it
  879. 10:33 PM - Imaginary Cake: Yes, fiagra?
  880. 10:34 PM - Firaga: Couldn't you put this into a Pastebin instead of copy-and-pastin each line>
  881. 10:34 PM - Imaginary Cake: (Merlin from Paper Mario)
  882. 10:34 PM - Imaginary Cake: Pastebin?
  883. 10:34 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'm not copying and pasting anything
  884. 10:34 PM - Firaga: http://pastebin.com
  885. 10:34 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'm reading off of the paper I have here and typing it up
  886. 10:35 PM - Imaginary Cake: Should I continue in this fashion?
  887. 10:35 PM - Firaga: A pastebin would be better because it doesn't take up a lot of chat space
  888. 10:35 PM - Firaga: And people don't have to catch up a bunch of chat to find that one line you wanted to comment on.
  889. 10:35 PM - Imaginary Cake: I wanted this to be sorta a live discussion
  890. 10:36 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'll post a vleaner version later
  891. 10:36 PM - MM102: ...really.
  892. 10:36 PM - Imaginary Cake: *cleaner
  893. 10:36 PM - WiloKing: plot twist: something comes from under the bed. it's the cthulhu blooper. he's got tons of tentacles and lifts up the bed and then the tentacles sprawl across the room and then they cover the floor and then
  894. 10:36 PM - Imaginary Cake: rape?
  895. 10:36 PM - MM102: ^ having wilo do this is cleaner?
  896. 10:36 PM - Firaga: yes rape
  897. 10:36 PM - Imaginary Cake: um
  898. 10:36 PM - WiloKing: of course it is
  899. 10:37 PM - Imaginary Cake: Shall I continue?
  900. 10:37 PM - WiloKing: yes
  901. 10:37 PM - Imaginary Cake: Anyways, as Merlin's (from Paper Mario) talking, the game fades to show what he's talking about
  902. 10:38 PM - Imaginary Cake: Merlin stopped Kamek's spell in the meantime, but it'll be undone in a few days
  903. 10:38 PM - Imaginary Cake: Two ways to undo it
  904. 10:39 PM - MM102: true loves kiss
  905. 10:39 PM - Imaginary Cake: shut up
  906. 10:39 PM - Imaginary Cake: Either take Kamek's wand, or find one of the king's wands
  907. 10:39 PM - Imaginary Cake: Kamek went who-knows-where
  908. 10:39 PM - Imaginary Cake: so finding one of the king's wands would be easier
  909. 10:40 PM - WiloKing: but they've all been mugged by kamek
  910. 10:40 PM - Firaga: >inb4 kings wand ends up broken
  911. 10:40 PM - MM102: I liked the yoshi king
  912. 10:40 PM - Firaga: or stole
  913. 10:40 PM - Imaginary Cake: yay
  914. 10:40 PM - Imaginary Cake: you predicted it sorta
  915. 10:40 PM - Firaga: shocker
  916. 10:40 PM - MM102: there are like 8 kings though
  917. 10:40 PM - Firaga: that's how it always works
  918. 10:40 PM - WiloKing: but the wand is in antoher cast?
  919. 10:40 PM - Imaginary Cake: After SMB3, the wands were agreed dangerous and destroyed with all but one
  920. 10:40 PM - MM102: er 7 or something
  921. 10:40 PM - WiloKing: *castle
  922. 10:41 PM - Firaga: someone caused something and only they or this object can fix it and then the object breaks
  923. 10:41 PM - Imaginary Cake: Backstory of the wands: the 7 Lands and the Mushroom Kingdom were at peace, Star spirits celebrated this
  924. 10:41 PM - Imaginary Cake: Gave each of the kings a magic wand
  925. 10:42 PM - Imaginary Cake: magics wands are special becuase they can cast any spell
  926. 10:42 PM - MM102: then snoop dogg came and saved ponyville from impending doom and sonic finally kissed twilight
  927. 10:42 PM - Imaginary Cake: and can undo each other's spell which isn't normal
  928. 10:42 PM - WiloKing: toad sign: master screech
  929. 10:42 PM - Imaginary Cake: kamek stole the wand Peach would inherit
  930. 10:42 PM - Imaginary Cake: thus any king's wands can undo Kamek's spell
  931. 10:42 PM - Hans entered chat.
  932. 10:42 PM - Imaginary Cake: after SMB3, kings agreed that the wands were too dangerous
  933. 10:42 PM - WiloKing: wb hasn
  934. 10:43 PM - Firaga: wb hans
  935. 10:43 PM - Imaginary Cake: destroyed all but one that in hope of Bowser returning, a hero would take that wand and undo all of Kamek's spells
  936. 10:43 PM - MM102: what happened to where the plot of a mario game was just to collect 6 gold coins
  937. 10:43 PM - MM102: I miss that
  938. 10:43 PM - Imaginary Cake: That's boring
  939. 10:44 PM - WiloKing: yeah it needs to be directed by michael bay and have explosions sex and voilence
  940. 10:44 PM - Imaginary Cake: Especially the sex part
  941. 10:44 PM - Imaginary Cake: wait what
  942. 10:44 PM - Imaginary Cake: anyways
  943. 10:44 PM - MM102: "mash x
  944. 10:44 PM - MM102: "
  945. 10:44 PM - Imaginary Cake: Kings gave the last wand to some special guy with a name I haven't come up with who hid the wand away
  946. 10:44 PM - WiloKing: the only way peach can be saved is to sacrifice her to the tentacle volcano
  947. 10:44 PM - Imaginary Cake: the guy lives in Atlantis
  948. 10:45 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach orders a flight to atlantis
  949. 10:45 PM - Imaginary Cake: Daisy tells everyone to keep Peach's condition a secret
  950. 10:45 PM - WiloKing: >inb4 his castle's on the tentacle volcano
  951. 10:45 PM - Hans: and then she's kidnapped
  952. 10:45 PM - Imaginary Cake: Because a kingdom panicing about a potential dragon attacking a kingdom without a ruler is uneeded
  953. 10:45 PM - Imaginary Cake: not kidnapped
  954. 10:45 PM - Luna left chat.
  955. 10:45 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach is playable still at this point
  956. 10:46 PM - Imaginary Cake: playable nearly the entire game
  957. 10:46 PM - Imaginary Cake: anyways
  958. 10:46 PM - MM102: MM102: then snoop dogg came and saved ponyville from impending doom and sonic finally kissed twilight
  959. 10:46 PM - Imaginary Cake: Daisy will disguise as Peach in the meantime
  960. 10:46 PM - WiloKing: ^
  961. 10:46 PM - WiloKing: no dangit
  962. 10:46 PM - Imaginary Cake: ha ha
  963. 10:46 PM - Imaginary Cake: daisy disguises as peach
  964. 10:46 PM - Imaginary Cake: condition's a secret
  965. 10:47 PM - Imaginary Cake: and Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, and Toad take off to Atlantis
  966. 10:47 PM - WiloKing: would anyone notice daisy's gone?
  967. 10:47 PM - MM102: even M&L's story was less convilutied than this
  968. 10:47 PM - Imaginary Cake: I don't want a bland storyline
  969. 10:47 PM - MM102: doesn't she have her own kingdom?
  970. 10:47 PM - Imaginary Cake: CII is just about going and getting the last wand to undo Peach's conditiojn
  971. 10:47 PM - MM102: theres bland
  972. 10:47 PM - WiloKing: isn't it sardsaldland?
  973. 10:47 PM - MM102: theres good
  974. 10:48 PM - Imaginary Cake: How would it be good then
  975. 10:48 PM - MM102: then theres over the edge
  976. 10:48 PM - Imaginary Cake: I'm explaining it blandly
  977. 10:48 PM - Imaginary Cake: But when each character has actual text it'll be much better
  978. 10:48 PM - Imaginary Cake: What can I do to improve
  979. 10:49 PM - WiloKing: if mario or luigi speak have actual lines take them away because they'll be terrible
  980. 10:49 PM - MM102: simplify it a bit maybe
  981. 10:49 PM - Imaginary Cake: Mario and Luigi do not speak
  982. 10:49 PM - WiloKing: yes
  983. 10:49 PM - WiloKing: yes yes yes
  984. 10:50 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach and Yoshi do all of the talking
  985. 10:50 PM - Hans: cool
  986. 10:50 PM - WiloKing: wait yoshi
  987. 10:50 PM - MM102: Yoshi talking is a no go
  988. 10:50 PM - WiloKing: yoshi doesn't even speak english
  989. 10:50 PM - Hans: make them only say thing like "Mamma mia!" and "It's-s me!"
  990. 10:50 PM - WiloKing: other than iakjhfkfnamdxas
  991. 10:50 PM - Firaga: So to wilo and imaginary cake
  992. 10:50 PM - Imaginary Cake: Yoshi in (these) becuase there's a Yoshi language
  993. 10:50 PM - Firaga: I'm in a long distance relationship with saulo.
  994. 10:51 PM - Imaginary Cake: and Mario and Luigi and Peach can understand this
  995. 10:51 PM - Imaginary Cake: becuase of RPGs
  996. 10:51 PM - Hans: oh
  997. 10:51 PM - MM102: I get that
  998. 10:51 PM - Hans: right
  999. 10:51 PM - Imaginary Cake: it's been done in nearly all of them
  1000. 10:51 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach translates for Yoshi
  1001. 10:51 PM - WiloKing: then when they reach atlantis the guy's taken a trip to equestria
  1002. 10:52 PM - Imaginary Cake: actually
  1003. 10:52 PM - Imaginary Cake: sorta
  1004. 10:52 PM - WiloKing: there the final boss of chapter 2 is jwright
  1005. 10:52 PM - Firaga: lol
  1006. 10:52 PM - Imaginary Cake: he's in the bottom of a trench becuase he's a marine scientist
  1007. 10:52 PM - Imaginary Cake: heh heh wilo
  1008. 10:52 PM - Imaginary Cake: Didn't return becuase he was swallowed by Utsobo
  1009. 10:52 PM - Imaginary Cake: but they don't know that
  1010. 10:53 PM - Imaginary Cake: The guy is a bear, I forgot to say that
  1011. 10:53 PM - Imaginary Cake: anyways, they save him, he tells that the wand's on Cake Land
  1012. 10:53 PM - Imaginary Cake: which is kinda nearby
  1013. 10:53 PM - WiloKing: self advertising
  1014. 10:53 PM - Imaginary Cake: and they go and get there
  1015. 10:53 PM - Imaginary Cake: almost get to the wand
  1016. 10:54 PM - Imaginary Cake: then of course Merlin's magic is undone
  1017. 10:54 PM - Murk disconnected.
  1018. 10:54 PM - WiloKing: can you call the wand the wand of gamelon
  1019. 10:54 PM - Imaginary Cake: I forgot he was here
  1020. 10:54 PM - Imaginary Cake: The wand can be any of the 7 king's
  1021. 10:54 PM - Imaginary Cake: Anyways, Peach goes http://i.imgur.com/JQsmuxo.png and flies off before they get to the wand
  1022. 10:55 PM - Hans: http://i.imgur.com/rKXigux.png
  1023. 10:55 PM - Hans: eyebrows ftw
  1024. 10:55 PM - Murk entered chat.
  1025. 10:55 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach flies off to Kasuka Carnival
  1026. 10:55 PM - Imaginary Cake: and yeah
  1027. 10:55 PM - Imaginary Cake: you go there, final boss and everything, mission sucsessful
  1028. 10:55 PM - Hans: cool
  1029. 10:56 PM - Hans: welp, what about my image?
  1030. 10:56 PM - Imaginary Cake: dose eyebrows
  1031. 10:56 PM - Hans: also, greta drawing
  1032. 10:56 PM - Hans: are they ok?
  1033. 10:56 PM - Hans: (the eyebrows)
  1034. 10:56 PM - Imaginary Cake: yeah
  1035. 10:57 PM - Hans: good
  1036. 10:57 PM - Imaginary Cake: 90% of the text is in the intro of CII
  1037. 10:57 PM - Imaginary Cake: and it'll all be shown in less than a minute
  1038. 10:57 PM - WiloKing: have you written ciii yet
  1039. 10:58 PM - Imaginary Cake: sorta not really
  1040. 10:58 PM - Imaginary Cake: I got some ideas, threw them out
  1041. 10:58 PM - WiloKing: fanserive
  1042. 10:58 PM - Imaginary Cake: But I do have a transition into CIII
  1043. 10:58 PM - Imaginary Cake: Peach is the final boss of CII
  1044. 10:58 PM - Imaginary Cake: I have this epic final battle
  1045. 10:59 PM - Imaginary Cake: of flying in skypops around an amusement park chasing Peach
  1046. 10:59 PM - Imaginary Cake: Skypops from Super Mario Land
  1047. 10:59 PM - Imaginary Cake: the first one
  1048. 10:59 PM - Imaginary Cake: they're planes
  1049. 11:00 PM - WiloKing: can they be redesigned as cloud popsicles because that sorta fits the name more
  1050. 11:00 PM - Imaginary Cake: nah
  1051. 11:00 PM - Imaginary Cake: I like my refrences
  1052. 11:01 PM - WiloKing: where do the gang get the skypoops
  1053. 11:01 PM - WiloKing: are you fucking kidding me
  1054. 11:02 PM - Imaginary Cake: I can explain that as well
  1055. 11:02 PM - Imaginary Cake: although in Mario land he just grabs them
  1056. 11:02 PM - WiloKing: do they steal them?
  1057. 11:02 PM - Imaginary Cake: Either the Skypops are a part of one of those swinging around a pole in planes ride
  1058. 11:02 PM - Imaginary Cake: So yes they steal them in that case
  1059. Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
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