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  1. Well...
  2. Now he’s staring at me like as if he was staring in the mirror
  3. She yells, "Honey, let me explain."
  4. He says, "You don't have to go no further
  5. I can clearly see what's goin on
  6. Behind my back, in my bed, in my home"
  7. Then I said, "Wait a minute now hold on"
  8. I said, "Mister we can work this out"
  9. She said, "Honey, don't lose control"
  10. Tried to get him to calm down
  11. He said, "Hoe, I should have known
  12. That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
  13. But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt"
  14. I said, "We need to resolve this"
  15. Then he stepped to me, I'm like, "Whoa
  16. There's a reason I'm in this closet"
  17. He says, "Yeah, what are you talking clothes?"
  18. "I met this girl at the Paje's club
  19. And she told me she didn't have a man"
  20. Then he said, "Man, please
  21. I'd kill you if you didn’t have that gun in your hand"
  22. And then I said, "But your chick chose me"
  23. He said, "Don't give me that mack shit please"
  24. His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
  25. He steps a little closer
  26. I point my gun and says, "I'm not the one you after"
  27. He says, "Something I bet you didn't know my man
  28. Did she tell you that I was a pastor?"
  29. I said, "Well good that's betta right
  30. Why can't we handle this Christian-like?"
  31. And I started to put the gun down
  32. 'Til I saw his face still had that frown
  33. She started crying, saying "Baby, I'm sorry"
  34. Then he said, "Baby not as sorry as you're gonna be"
  35. I started inching out
  36. He says, "No, I want you to see this"
  37. Said, "I gotta get out this house"
  38. He said, "Not 'til I reveal my secret"
  39. I'm like what is going on inside his head
  40. Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
  41. "Hello" (hello?) baby (aha)
  42. “Turn the car around” (what’s going on over there?)
  43. Listen I just need for you to get right back here now" (click)
  44. He looks at me and says, "Well since we're all coming out the closet
  45. I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted"
  46. She said, "What do you mean?"
  47. And he said, "Just wait and see"
  48. I said, "Somebody betta talk to me"
  49. And then his phone rings
  50. He picks up and somebody says "Sweetheart, I'm downstairs"
  51. And he's like "I'll buzz you up
  52. I'm on the 5th floor, hurry take the stairs"
  53. And I'm like, "Who is this mystery lady that you're talking to?"
  54. He says, "In time you both will know the shockin truth
  55. Baby, this is something
  56. I’ve been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time"
  57. Then I said, "Nigga, I'ma shoot you both
  58. If you don't say what's on ya mind"
  59. He said "wait, I hear somebody comin up the stairs"
  60. And I'm lookin at the door
  61. He says, "I think you betta sit down in the chair"
  62. I says I'm gonna count to four
  63. "1.." he says, "Mister, wait!"
  64. "2..", she says "Please don't shoot"
  65. "3..", he says, "Don't shoot me"
  66. "4..", she screams
  67. Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand
  68. He opens the door, I can't believe it's a man
  69. (Man… man… man…)
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