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- Well...
- Now he’s staring at me like as if he was staring in the mirror
- She yells, "Honey, let me explain."
- He says, "You don't have to go no further
- I can clearly see what's goin on
- Behind my back, in my bed, in my home"
- Then I said, "Wait a minute now hold on"
- I said, "Mister we can work this out"
- She said, "Honey, don't lose control"
- Tried to get him to calm down
- He said, "Hoe, I should have known
- That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
- But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt"
- I said, "We need to resolve this"
- Then he stepped to me, I'm like, "Whoa
- There's a reason I'm in this closet"
- He says, "Yeah, what are you talking clothes?"
- "I met this girl at the Paje's club
- And she told me she didn't have a man"
- Then he said, "Man, please
- I'd kill you if you didn’t have that gun in your hand"
- And then I said, "But your chick chose me"
- He said, "Don't give me that mack shit please"
- His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
- He steps a little closer
- I point my gun and says, "I'm not the one you after"
- He says, "Something I bet you didn't know my man
- Did she tell you that I was a pastor?"
- I said, "Well good that's betta right
- Why can't we handle this Christian-like?"
- And I started to put the gun down
- 'Til I saw his face still had that frown
- She started crying, saying "Baby, I'm sorry"
- Then he said, "Baby not as sorry as you're gonna be"
- I started inching out
- He says, "No, I want you to see this"
- Said, "I gotta get out this house"
- He said, "Not 'til I reveal my secret"
- I'm like what is going on inside his head
- Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
- "Hello" (hello?) baby (aha)
- “Turn the car around” (what’s going on over there?)
- Listen I just need for you to get right back here now" (click)
- He looks at me and says, "Well since we're all coming out the closet
- I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted"
- She said, "What do you mean?"
- And he said, "Just wait and see"
- I said, "Somebody betta talk to me"
- And then his phone rings
- He picks up and somebody says "Sweetheart, I'm downstairs"
- And he's like "I'll buzz you up
- I'm on the 5th floor, hurry take the stairs"
- And I'm like, "Who is this mystery lady that you're talking to?"
- He says, "In time you both will know the shockin truth
- Baby, this is something
- I’ve been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time"
- Then I said, "Nigga, I'ma shoot you both
- If you don't say what's on ya mind"
- He said "wait, I hear somebody comin up the stairs"
- And I'm lookin at the door
- He says, "I think you betta sit down in the chair"
- I says I'm gonna count to four
- "1.." he says, "Mister, wait!"
- "2..", she says "Please don't shoot"
- "3..", he says, "Don't shoot me"
- "4..", she screams
- Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand
- He opens the door, I can't believe it's a man
- (Man… man… man…)
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