April Fools!

summon minecraft:villager ~ ~ ~ {OnGround:1b,Silent:1b,Invulnerable:1b,CustomNameVisible:1b,NoAI:0b,CanPickUpLoot:0b,Willing:1b,CustomName:'{"text":"March Billy","color":"dark_aqua"}',VillagerData:{level:5,profession:"minecraft:armorer",type:"minecraft:jungle"},Offers:{Recipes:[{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:diamond_block",Count:48b},buyB:{id:"minecraft:emerald_block",Count:32b},sell:{id:"minecraft:diamond_pickaxe",Count:1b,tag:{Unbreakable:1b}}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:diamond_block",Count:32b},buyB:{id:"minecraft:emerald_block",Count:32b},sell:{id:"minecraft:diamond_axe",Count:1b,tag:{Unbreakable:1b}}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:diamond_block",Count:32b},buyB:{id:"minecraft:emerald_block",Count:32b},sell:{id:"minecraft:diamond_shovel",Count:1b,tag:{Unbreakable:1b}}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:diamond_block",Count:20b},buyB:{id:"minecraft:emerald_block",Count:20b},sell:{id:"minecraft:diamond_hoe",Count:1b,tag:{Unbreakable:1b}}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:diamond_block",Count:20b},buyB:{id:"minecraft:emerald_block",Count:20b},sell:{id:"minecraft:flint_and_steel",Count:1b,tag:{Unbreakable:1b}}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:diamond_block",Count:32b},buyB:{id:"minecraft:emerald_block",Count:32b},sell:{id:"minecraft:elytra",Count:1b}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:cobblestone",Count:32b},sell:{id:"minecraft:obsidian",Count:1b}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:diamond_block",Count:10b},buyB:{id:"minecraft:experience_bottle",Count:64b},sell:{id:"minecraft:turtle_spawn_egg",Count:1b}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:redstone",Count:1b,tag:{display:{Name:'{"text":"Ruby"}'},HideFlags:1,Enchantments:[{id:"minecraft:lure",lvl:1s}]}},sell:{id:"minecraft:player_head",Count:1b,tag:{display:{Name:'{"text":"Turtle"}'},SkullOwner:{Id:"6f8aa2bc-4415-4316-be73-ae3889552244",Properties:{textures:[{Value:"eyJ0ZXh0dXJlcyI6eyJTS0lOIjp7InVybCI6Imh0dHA6Ly90ZXh0dXJlcy5taW5lY3JhZnQubmV0L3RleHR1cmUvODdjMWI2ZmFiMzkxZDY5NGJkZDAyMTFjYmYyNWIyZmFmMjYyMWE3YzVlOTFiOThjZDNmZWVhNDhmMDNlZmM5NyJ9fX0="}]}}}}},{rewardExp:0b,maxUses:2147483647,priceMultiplier:0f,buy:{id:"minecraft:redstone",Count:1b,tag:{display:{Name:'{"text":"Ruby"}'},HideFlags:1,Enchantments:[{id:"minecraft:lure",lvl:1s}]}},sell:{id:"minecraft:player_head",Count:1b,tag:{display:{Name:'{"text":"McMuffin"}'},SkullOwner:{Id:"ab3fd058-e09f-454a-9aee-809f95b868f1",Properties:{textures:[{Value:"eyJ0ZXh0dXJlcyI6eyJTS0lOIjp7InVybCI6Imh0dHA6Ly90ZXh0dXJlcy5taW5lY3JhZnQubmV0L3RleHR1cmUvYjhjMzRiOWM3ZjU2OGMyMjllNWUyYTdiOTE0ZGRiNmU3MTBkMWMwOTU1MzJkODQwMTliZjJkZTdkMTBjZmQ0ZSJ9fX0="}]}}}}}]}}