ou notice a scarred woman nearby.
The scarred woman gleefully stomps towards you, like a wizard spotting the dessert cart.
The scarred woman pursues you.
The scarred woman says: I'm being paid lots of money to forcefully tell you that you did a big no-no when you "stole while on leave from the Thieves' Guild, a [4zsmall cardboard box[4z, [4z[4zthree fishes carved from varnish[4z, a [4z[4zball of congealed sap[4z, a [4z[4zball of congealed sap[4z and some [4z[4zwhite mineral powder[4z from Property Owner at patio, using a non-theft command".
A scarred woman looks around for a place to hide, moves towards it, but trips and ends up looking silly.
A scarred woman looks around for a place to hide, moves towards it, but trips and ends up looking silly.
A scarred woman looks around for a place to hide, moves towards it, but trips and ends up looking silly.
A scarred woman looks around for a place to hide, moves towards it, but trips and ends up looking silly.
A scarred woman looks around for a place to hide, moves towards it, but trips and ends up looking silly.
You get a small cardboard box, eight sheets of cheap writing paper, a white mineral rock, a small hammer, seven fishes carved from varnish and eight balls of congealed sap from the wooden rain barrel.
You cannot pick up more than twenty objects at a time; discarding one of the balls of congealed sap.
The Thieves' Guild heavy hits you on the back of your head with the flat of her sword.  You feel her pumping her fists into you as you slip out of consciousness.
You lose consciousness.
{-1651 HP}
{-351 GP}
Hp: 1 (1652) Gp: 1 (352) Xp: 47811
The heavy confiscates your money.
You have gained the minor achievement Heavy Handed, in which you learnt that (unlicensed) crime doesn't pay. (5000 xp)
When you awaken you are being carried atop the Ankh.
The scarred woman stops following you.
You regain consciousness.
You groan.
The scarred woman moves aggressively towards you!
The steel grey moon dragon flaps her wings, setting sea green shimmers running over the sails.
Hp: 4 (1652) Gp: 5 (352) Xp: 52811
You punch at the scarred woman but she parries the blow with her bastard sword.
The scarred woman shreds your left arm with her bastard sword.
{+5000 XP}
{-42 HP}
As you dissolve into ectoplasm, the steel grey moon dragon falls through you with an embarrassed squawk.
The scarred woman stomps out.
The steel grey moon dragon stands up.
The steel grey moon dragon flutters to the ground and ambles about, nibbling at things.
Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE?  SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?