Big Bill Spamton's

[?!?!] YOU [[Coming To Your Hometown!]]

IF YOU'RE A [[Little Sponge]] ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW [[CUNGADERO]] THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A [[Dirty Worm]] TO COME TO SPAMTON G. SPAMTON'S CARS!!!

[[Great!]] DEALS! [[Vehicular Manslaughter]] THAT BREAKS DOWN ! [[Thi3v]] [[Thieves!!]]

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA [[Sit In The Cheap Seats]] AT SPAMTON'S, YOU CAN [[Kiss]] MY [Hyperlink Blocked].

IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A [[BIG SHOT !!!!]], YOU'LL [[Fall Into The Depths of Despair]] [[Despair?]], [[Satisfaction Guaranteed!]].

IF YOU FIND A BETTER DE4L, SHOVE IT UP YOUR [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR [[Hyperlink Blocked]].

BRING YOUR [[Professional]], BRING YOUR [[Title Not Found]], BRING YOUR [[Significant Other]] !! ! WE'LL [[Hyperlink Blocked]] ! THAT'S RIGHT! WE'LL [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!

BECAUSE AT SPAMTON'S,, YOU'RE [[Doomed]] SIX WAYS FROM [[God]]!

[[A Nice Sunday Stroll]] TO SPAMTON G. SPAMTON'S, HOME OF CHALLENGE [[Splurging]], THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE [[Splurging]]! [[But How Does It Work?]]

IF YOU CAN [[Moisturize]] [1997 KROMER] IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET [[No Down Payment!!!!]] !

DON'T [[Wait]], DON'T [[Delay]], DON'T [[?!?!]] WITH US OR WE'LL TEAR YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]] OUT!

ONLY AT SPAMTON G SPAMTON'S [[Hell]], THE ONLY [[Dealer]] THAT TELLS YOU TO [[Take A Nice Cruise In Your]] [[CUNGADERO !!!]].

HURRY UP, [[Dear Friend]]!

THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU [[Transfer]] KROMER, AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A [[Dead]].

GO TO [[Top Rated Dealer 1997]] !!

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON'S CARS

[Hometown]'S [[Best]] AND [Exclusive Home]] OF THE [Most Determined] SONS OF Lig/GHTn3R IN THE STATE OF [[Information Here]], [[GUARANT]] [[GUARANTEED]]!!