COC LIKE A BOSS

You are a 5 foot 7 inch tall human, with average thickness and a bevy of perfectly defined muscles.  You have a fairly normal face, with dark smooth skin.  Your face is slightly more angular than normal, and the interior of your mouth is packed with retractible shark-teeth.  On closer inspection, you've got an androgynous face that would look normal on a male or female.  Your flowing locks of black hair looks good on you, accentuating your features well.  You have thin hips, and your insignificant butt is lean and muscular.  Two normal human legs grow down from your waist, ending in normal human feet.You have two flat breasts, each supporting one 0.2-inch nipple.You have a curious lack of any sexual endowments.You have one tight pucker, placed between your insignificant ass-cheeks where it belongs.A solitary emerald eyebrow-ring adorns your eyebrow, looking very stylish.Your ears are pierced with emerald earrings.A emerald nose-ring dangles from your nose.Shining on your lip, a emerald lip-ring is plainly visible.Though not visible, you can plainly feel your emerald tongue-stud secured in your tongue.Your nipples are pierced with emerald nipple-chain.You have 1332 shining gems, collected in your travels.