on *:ACTION:*slaps Yash*:# {
  set %Randomize $rand(1, 11 )
  if (%Randomize == 1) { Describe $chan shoves a dildo up $nicks ass. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 2) { Describe $chan slaps $nick harder than $nick slap him. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 3) { Describe $chan slaps $nicks eyes out. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 4) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks slap and then slaps $nick with $nicks dignity. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 5) { Describe $chan slaps $nick and tells $nick that he was adopted. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 6) { Describe $chan slaps $nick and throws him to the moon after attaching a C4 to him. (RIP $nick $+.)) } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 7) { Describe $chan slaps $nick with Dufda in one hand and Chito in the other. Then Karagon falls on him due to the massive earthquake created. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 8) { Describe $chan slaps $nick and rips the hand he slapped him with. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 9) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks attack and throws him 2 miles away. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 10) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks attack and next thing y'know, He's not there. } { $Spam
    if (%Randomize == 11) { Describe $chan slaps $nick so hard that he has no teeth left. } { $Spam }
  }
}

on *:ACTION:*hits Yash*:# {
  set %Randomize $rand(1, 11 )
  if (%Randomize == 1) { Describe $chan shoves a dildo up $nick s ass. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 2) { Describe $chan hits $nick harder than $nick hit him. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 3) { Describe $chan hits $nicks eyes out. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 4) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks hit and then slaps $nick with $nicks dignity. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 5) { Describe $chan hits $nick and tells $nick that he was adopted. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 6) { Describe $chan hits $nick and throws him to the moon after attaching a C4 to him. (RIP $nick $+.)) } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 7) { Describe $chan hits $nick with Dufda in one hand and Chito in the other. Then Karagon falls on him due to the massive earthquake created. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 8) { Describe $chan hits $nick and rips the hand he slapped him with. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 9) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks hit and throws him 2 miles away. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 10) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks hit and next thing y'know, He's not there. } { $Spam
    if (%Randomize == 11) { Describe $chan hits $nick so hard that he has no teeth left. } { $Spam }
  }
}

on *:ACTION:*dodges Yash*:# {
  set %Randomize $rand(1, 11 )
  if (%Randomize == 1) { Describe $chan seeing $nick attack, Yash dodges his attack and throws one of W4nteD's used dildo's at him. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 2) { Describe $chan seeing $nick dodged his last attack, He hits him so hard that he $nick cries. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 3) { Describe $chan seeing $nick dodging his attack, Yash does an evasive flipback kicking $nick 10,000 feet into the sky.. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 4) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks attack and then slaps $nick with $nicks dignity. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 5) { Describe $chan seeing $nick dodged his attack he throws Dufda at him and dodges anything $nick threw at him while dodging. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 6) { Describe $chan dodges $nick and throws him to the moon after attaching a C4 to him. (RIP $nick $+.)) } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 7) { Describe $chan dodges $nick and again, Slaps him with Dufda in one hand and Chito in the other. Then Karagon falls on him due to the massive earthquake created. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 8) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks attack and rips his legs off so he can't dodge anymore, Then kicks him with Dufda. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 9) { Describe $chan dodges $nick and kicks him 10 miles away. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 10) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks attack and he's not to be seen anywhere around anymore. } { $Spam
    if (%Randomize == 11) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks attack while kicking his face. $nick lost all his teeth due to the hard hit. } { $Spam }
  }
}

on *:ACTION:*kicks Yash*:# {
  set %Randomize $rand(1, 11 )
  if (%Randomize == 1) { Describe $chan kicks $nick back after dodging his kick. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 2) { Describe $chan kicks $nick harder than $nick kick him. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 3) { Describe $chan kicks $nicks' eyes out after dodging his kick. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 4) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks kick and then kicks $nick with $nicks dignity. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 5) { Describe $chan kicks $nick and tells $nick that he was adopted. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 6) { Describe $chan kicks $nick and throws him to the moon after attaching a C4 to him. (RIP $nick $+.)) } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 7) { Describe $chan kicks $nick with Dufda in one hand and Chito in the other again. Then Karagon falls on him due to the massive earthquake created. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 8) { Describe $chan kicks $nick and rips his legs off so he can't kick anyone anymore. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 9) { Describe $chan kicks $nick back so hard that he flies 2 miles away. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 10) { Describe $chan dodges $nicks kick and next thing y'know, He's not there. } { $Spam
    if (%Randomize == 11) { Describe $chan kicks $nick so hard that he has no teeth left. } { $Spam }
  }
}

on *:ACTION:*throws Yash*:# {
  set %Randomize $rand(1, 11 )
  if (%Randomize == 1) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and kicks him in the face and throws him exactly where he threw him. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 2) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and throws him further away. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 3) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and kicks his eyes out. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 4) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick holding his dignity in one hand and kicks him with it. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 5) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and tells him that he was adopted. Then kicks $nick to the moon. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 6) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and throws him to the moon after attaching a C4 to him. (RIP $nick $+.)) } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 7) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick with Dufda in one hand and Chito in the other and kicks $nick with them. Then Karagon falls on him due to the massive earthquake created. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 8) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and then kicks him down and rips his arms off so he can't throw anyone anywhere again. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 9) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and throws him 2 miles away. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 10) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and next thing y'know, He's not there. } { $Spam
    if (%Randomize == 11) { Describe $chan flies back at $nick and kicks $nick so hard that he has no teeth left. } { $Spam }
  }
}

on *:ACTION:*infects Yash*:# {
  set %Randomize $rand(1, 11 )
  if (%Randomize == 1) { Describe $chan infects $nick back and then runs to the hospital and gets cured and healed. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 2) { Describe $chan infects $nick and then he drops dead on the spot. Then Yash runs at the hospital and gets a cure. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 3) { Describe $chan infects $nick with a disease which has no cure and then runs at the hospital and gets a cure. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 4) { Describe $chan infects $nick and then kicks $nick with $nicks dignity then runs to the hospital and gets cured. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 5) { Describe $chan infects $nick and tells $nick that he was adopted. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 6) { Describe $chan infects $nick and throws him to the moon after attaching a C4 to him. Then runs to the hospital and gets cured. (RIP $nick $+.)) } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 7) { Describe $chan infects $nick and kicks $nick with Dufda in one hand and Chito in the other. Then Karagon falls on him due to the massive earthquake created. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 8) { Describe $chan infects $nick and takes anything that he can infect people with then rips his dick off with a chainsaw. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 9) { Describe $chan infects $nick and throws him 100 miles away from the hospital then gets himself cured from the nearest hospital. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 10) { Describe $chan infects $nick with the same disease and runs to the hospital and gets a cure. } { $Spam
    if (%Randomize == 11) { Describe $chan infects $nick with a disease so bad that all his organs stop working in an instance. } { $Spam }
  }
}

on *:ACTION:*sits on Yash*:# {
  set %Randomize $rand(1, 2 )
  if (%Randomize == 1) { Describe $chan slips under $nick and slams $nick down to the ground. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 2) { Describe $chan gets right up with a great force that eventually throws $nick 10 miles away. } { $Spam }
}

on *:ACTION:*insults Yash*:# {
  set %Randomize $rand(1, 2 )
  if (%Randomize == 1) { Describe $chan insults bobman back: Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 2) { Describe $chan insults bobman back: Yo mama's so dumb she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 3) { Describe $chan insults bobman back: Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 4) { Describe $chan insults bobman back: Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 5) { Describe $chan insults bobman back: Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day. } { $Spam }
  if (%Randomize == 6) { Describe $chan insults bobman back: Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. } { $Spam }

}