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  1.  
  2. Calm New Year's manners 2-1N
  3.  
  4. [Sanshuu Middle - Courtyard]
  5.  
  6. Wak: The year-end food has to be udon!
  7.  
  8. Uta: The year-end food is soba!
  9.  
  10. Hin: Aah, we couldn't avoid it this year either...
  11.  
  12. Mit: It's already January, but they're still arguing about year-end noodles... It's impossible for humans to stop being in conflict, isn't it...
  13.  
  14. Wak: Udon, udon, udon, udon!
  15.  
  16. Uta: Soba, soba, soba, soba!
  17.  
  18. Yuu: Waah, you two, seriously fighting with your weapons is dangerous!
  19.  
  20. Wak: It's fine! My weapon is a toy sponge sword!
  21.  
  22. Uta: And I'm using a toy vinil whip!
  23.  
  24. Wak: Back to our showdown, Utanon! Udon, udon...
  25.  
  26. Hin: Soba.
  27.  
  28. Wak: Soba, soba, soba, soba, soba!
  29.  
  30. Uta: Udon, udon, udon, udon, udon!
  31.  
  32. Wak: Ah!? When did we switch!?
  33.  
  34. Uta: Por que!? Why!?
  35.  
  36. Wak: Hinata! It's because you chimed in with something weird at a weird time!
  37.  
  38. Uta: What part of soba is weird!?
  39.  
  40. Hin: Haah...
  41.  
  42. Mit: Nogi-san and Utanon, you're at the point where you can switch between each other, so does it even matter anymore?
  43.  
  44. Uta: No! No, Mii-chan!
  45.  
  46. Uta: Mii-chan, what happened to you!? If you, one of the few members of the soba party, break, then it's all...
  47.  
  48. Mit: I... don't really like seeing you fight all the time, Utanon...
  49.  
  50. Uta: Waaaaaaah!
  51.  
  52. Wak: Utano has fallen! I'll finish it here! Udon!
  53.  
  54. Hin: Wakaba-chan, if you keep being so stubborn, I won't clean your ears anymore.
  55.  
  56. Wak: Waaaaaaah!
  57.  
  58. Yuu: Ah... They both fell.
  59.  
  60. Wak: Not done... yet! I can't afford to lose yet!
  61.  
  62. Uta: So... do... I!
  63.  
  64. Tak: Baaam! I've heard everything!
  65.  
  66. Uta/Wak: Yuuna-san!?/Yuuna!?
  67.  
  68. Tak: Last year I tried to combine udon and soba, but failed...
  69.  
  70. Yuu: But this year, we'll bring an end to this conflict!
  71.  
  72. ===
  73.  
  74. Calm New Year's manners 2-2N
  75.  
  76. [Kameya]
  77.  
  78. Uta: Well, Yuuna-san, we followed you here, but this is an udon place. How am I supposed to show off the power of soba here?
  79.  
  80. Wak: Heh heh heh, Yuuna is, after all, from the udon party. Of course she wouldn't side with soba!
  81.  
  82. Uta: Guh...
  83.  
  84. Tak: There, there. Our order will be ready soon, so wait a little!
  85.  
  86. Sek: You brought us here too, for some reason...
  87.  
  88. Yuu: The whole Hero Club is assembled!
  89.  
  90. Meb: Were Wakaba and Utano fighting about soba and udon again? That's two years in a row.
  91.  
  92. Its: Oh it's not two, it's three years in a row...
  93.  
  94. Store owner: There, sorry for the wait! Your limited New Year udon!
  95.  
  96. Wak: Now, let's eat this beautiful, divinely white udon...
  97.  
  98. Wak: It's red!?
  99.  
  100. Wak: It's topped with... pickled plums!
  101.  
  102. Uta: This one's topped with tomatoes!
  103.  
  104. Tou: And here it's octopus.
  105.  
  106. Yum: Squid and carrots!
  107.  
  108. Wak: Yuuna! Is there some sort of pattern to this!?
  109.  
  110. Tak: The contrast between the white of the udon and red of the toppings, the colours for festivities... This is udon for the New Year!
  111.  
  112. Wak: For the New Year!?
  113.  
  114. Uta: Udon!?
  115.  
  116. Tak: An-chan, please explain to them!
  117.  
  118. Anz: Okay. In year 2000 of the Christian Era, a tradition of eating red-and-white udon on New Year's Day was born, modelled after year-end soba.
  119.  
  120. Yuu: Basically, it means that you should eat soba for the end of the year and udon for the beginning of the year!
  121.  
  122. Tak: That's right! This way we can segregate udon and soba!
  123.  
  124. Wak: Utano... Let's have a handshake.
  125.  
  126. Uta: Yeah, let's shake hands, Wakaba!
  127.  
  128. Uta: The soba and udon parties can finally sign a pact of non-aggression.
  129.  
  130. Wak: Yeah... Yeah!
  131.  
  132. Tam: Well, Tama's gonna eat udon for both the end and the beginning of the year, though!
  133.  
  134. Gin: T-Tamako-san! Read the mood!
  135.  
  136. Wak: Y-Yeah... Now that I think about it, there's no reason not to eat udon for both the end and the beginnging of the year!
  137.  
  138. Uta: Yeah... I almost let my emotions get the better of me.
  139.  
  140. Chi: So this battle's going to continue...
  141.  
  142. Tak: Aww...
  143.  
  144. Tak: I couldn't stop it this year either...
  145.  
  146. Suz: New Year money... New Year money... Ah, New Year money... New Year money...
  147.  
  148. Meb: Suzume, what's wrong?
  149.  
  150. Shi: When we went to the shrine, she saw people throwing offerings into the box there, so she keeps talking about wanting New Year money...
  151.  
  152. Suz: New Year money... New Year money...
  153.  
  154. Meb: You're helpless...
  155.  
  156. Fuu: Hm? There's a poster about a food challenge here. If you finish an ultra-large serving of udon in 30 minutes, you'll get New Year prize money...
  157.  
  158. Suz: I'll do it!
  159.  
  160. Suz: Ugh, urk... It was... impossible. My stomach hurts... I ate too much... The pain...
  161.  
  162. Meb: Jeez...
  163.  
  164. Fuu: Another ultra-large serving, please!
  165.  
  166. Suz: Eeh...
  167.  
  168. ===
  169.  
  170. Calm New Year's manners 2-3N
  171.  
  172. [Beach]
  173.  
  174. Fuu: How about we work out a little after our meal? I've got paddles with me.
  175.  
  176. Sum: That's nice. Flying kites, playing hanetsuki and spinning tops are all things we should partake in, as Japanese. [1]
  177.  
  178. Yuu: Yay! Let's do it!
  179.  
  180. Son: Alright, here we go!
  181.  
  182. SON: Sonosono, we're playing doubles!
  183.  
  184. Tou: Sonocchi, there are no doubles in hanetsuki.
  185.  
  186. Kar: We played it last year too. Hanetsuki is a good way to train your kinetic vision.
  187.  
  188. Meb: Yeah. I'll do it!
  189.  
  190. Kar: Okay then, come at me! It's a fight!
  191.  
  192. Fuu: You two don't differentiate between games and training, do you... No need to get so worked up, it's just a game.
  193.  
  194. Kar: Since you're saying that... Aren't you just afraid of losing?
  195.  
  196. Fuu: What was that!? We fight now!
  197.  
  198. Its: Ahaha... Feels like Onee-chan falls for provocations really easily these days...
  199.  
  200. Fuu: Uryaaa!
  201.  
  202. Kar: Toryaa!
  203.  
  204. Kar: This is my perfect receive!
  205.  
  206. Fuu: I can't reach it! I... I lost.
  207.  
  208. Its: Good job, Onee-chan.
  209.  
  210. Fuu: I lost to my junior... I hate it! Itsuki! Avenge me!
  211.  
  212. Its: Eeh!? Me!?
  213.  
  214. Suz: I'll... do it!
  215.  
  216. Its: Suzume-san!?
  217.  
  218. Suz: But if I win... Give me New Year money!
  219.  
  220. Kar: Why!?
  221.  
  222. Fuu: Okay, Suzume! If you avenge me, I'll give you New Year money!
  223.  
  224. Suz: Awwwright! Here I go, Karin-san!
  225.  
  226. Kar: Heh... That spirit... I don't hate it, Suzume!
  227.  
  228. Kagajou Phoenix: (I'm no Suzume right now! I'm a phoenix! I'll show you the power of Kagajou the Phoenix!)
  229.  
  230. Kar: Okay, I win.
  231.  
  232. Kagajou Phoenix: I lost...
  233.  
  234. Its: Kagajou Phoenix-san, you played 50 matches and lost all of them...
  235. ===
  236. Notes:
  237. 1 - Hanetsuki - a traditional Japanese badminton-like game.
  238.  
  239. ===
  240.  
  241. Calm New Year's manners 2-4N
  242.  
  243. [Sanshuu Middle - Hallway]
  244.  
  245. Suz: New Year money... New Year money... I want some...
  246.  
  247. Anz: Suzume-san, that was a total loss...
  248.  
  249. Tam: Oh well... Come on, Suzume, put your hand out.
  250.  
  251. Suz: Tamako-san, are you going to give me some money!?
  252.  
  253. Tam: Here's a mandarin. I dropped one into your hand, so it's otoshidama. [New Year money/fallen ball]
  254.  
  255. Suz: They don't even do that to elementary schoolers these days!
  256.  
  257. Tam: Eh, really!? Tama got this even when she came back home for the holidays during 1st year of middle school!
  258.  
  259. Anz: It's because you're tiny, Tamacchi-senpai. But that's a cute part of you, too.
  260.  
  261. Tam: I'm not tiny!
  262.  
  263. [Hero Club room]
  264.  
  265. Sum: This tile is going to be "skip one turn"...
  266.  
  267. Gin: Gotta make the game fun, you know!
  268.  
  269. Shi: The tiles closer to the goal are stricter... Because in life, it's hard to achieve the goal of happiness...
  270.  
  271. Son: And this tile... A steamy situation would be nice!
  272.  
  273. Tam: Hm? The elementary girls and Shizuku are making something.
  274.  
  275. Anz: What are you doing?
  276.  
  277. Gin: We're making sugoroku right now! [1]
  278.  
  279. Sum: Yeah. It's a tradition to play sugoroku on New Year's Day, but we decided to make one ourselves.
  280.  
  281. Son: It's gonna be the most exciting sugoroku in the world!
  282.  
  283. Tam: Lemme see. Whoa, what's this!? Most of the tiles near the goal are "Go back to the beginning"!
  284.  
  285. Gin: That was Shizuku-san's idea!
  286.  
  287. Shi: Life is hard...
  288.  
  289. Anz: This tile is... "A will do whatever B says"?
  290.  
  291. Anz: Is this even sugoroku at this point...?
  292.  
  293. Son: I made that tile!
  294.  
  295. Suz: Me too! Let me help, too!
  296.  
  297. Sum: Really? Thanks, we'll take you up on that offer.
  298.  
  299. Suz: Okay! Then this tile will be "Give Suzume New Year money".
  300.  
  301. Suz: This tile and this one will also be "Give Suzume New Year money"... as well.
  302.  
  303. Tam: D-Do you want money that much...
  304.  
  305. Sum: Phew... I guess we're done?
  306.  
  307. Anz: It's pretty big, since there are a lot of tiles.
  308.  
  309. Suz: Let's call the others since we made it! Sugoroku is more fun with more people!
  310.  
  311. Sum: Yeah. Let's call our seniors.
  312.  
  313. Suz: (Heh heh heh... The more people there are, the higher the chance someone will land on the money tile...)
  314.  
  315. Anz: Suzume-san... You look like you're thinking something wicked right now...
  316.  
  317. ===
  318. Notes:
  319. 1 - Sugoroku - traditional Japanese board game.
  320.  
  321. ===
  322.  
  323. Calm New Year's manners 2-5N
  324.  
  325. [Sumi's room]
  326.  
  327. Wak: Sugoroku, huh. I played it a lot when I was a child.
  328.  
  329. Hin: Yeah. It's tasteful, very "New Year".
  330.  
  331. Meb: Cramming this many people into one room certainly makes for high population density...
  332.  
  333. Tam: W-Was there no bigger room?
  334.  
  335. Sum: Should we look for another room?
  336.  
  337. Yum: It appears there is no choice. I have no objections if you wish to use my enormously large room at the Miroku estate.
  338.  
  339. Yum: Ah, my apologies. The room is undergoing reforms right now, so we cannot use it today.
  340.  
  341. Suz: Okay, okay. There's no large room, it doesn't exist.
  342.  
  343. Yum: But it is large!
  344.  
  345. Yuu: I like this room! You have to put the sugoroku board on the floor, so it's easier to play on a tatami floor!
  346.  
  347. Tak: Agreed!
  348.  
  349. Nat: Yeah. Sugoroku on a tatami. Not bad...
  350.  
  351. Uta: I think it's nice, too. Let's draw lots to decide our order, first!
  352.  
  353. Aya: I made lots. Please draw them.
  354.  
  355. Uta: Let's go clockwise, starting with the person who gets a 1!
  356.  
  357. Chi: I'm number 1.
  358.  
  359. Chi: Dice... roll!
  360.  
  361. SON: What tile will you stop on? What tile will you stop on?
  362.  
  363. Chi: Uuh... "Hug the person next to you"?
  364.  
  365. Chi: Huh!? This isn't even sugoroku! Why do I have to...
  366.  
  367. Tak: Uh... Next to Gun-chan means me, right?
  368.  
  369. Chi: W-Well if I have to...
  370.  
  371. Chi: Okay... Come here, Takashima-san.
  372.  
  373. Tak: R-Right... There!
  374.  
  375. SON: Wonderful! This is the best part of sugoroku!
  376.  
  377. Its: Is... Is this really sugoroku?
  378.  
  379. Sek: Oh, I won! I'm number 1.
  380.  
  381. Shi: Akihara... Awesome. I can't believe you made it through the stretch of "Go back to the beginning" before the goal.
  382.  
  383. Sek: Ahaha, I ran away with the victory, not bad.
  384.  
  385. Gin: Ah, I won too!
  386.  
  387. Fuu: Seems like people are beginning to reach the goal.
  388.  
  389. Suz: Aah...
  390.  
  391. Fuu: What's wrong, Suzume?
  392.  
  393. Suz: I made so many "New Year money" tiles, but nobody's landing on them...
  394.  
  395. ===
  396.  
  397. Calm New Year's manners 2-6N
  398.  
  399. [Sumi's room]
  400.  
  401. Tam: Whew, that was some white-hot sugoroku gameplay!
  402.  
  403. Anz: Yeah! To think that Sumi-chan and Gin-chan would end up like that... Heh heh heh.
  404.  
  405. Gin: P-Please don't remember that!
  406.  
  407. Sum: Sonocchi must've made that tile, I'm sure of it!
  408.  
  409. Hin: And I got to take a photo of Wakaba-chan's unbecoming figure, so I'm satisfied.
  410.  
  411. Wak: Delete! You have to delete that photo!
  412.  
  413. Hin: But it'll be a good memory.
  414.  
  415. Suz: Haah...
  416.  
  417. Suz: Ah...
  418.  
  419. Shi: Kagajou is really down in the dumps...
  420.  
  421. Yum: At a time like this, you should eat some skipjack tuna. It shall bring your spirit back.
  422.  
  423. Kar: No, dried sardines! Eat dried sardines, it'll cheer you up!
  424.  
  425. Yum: Skipjack tuna!
  426.  
  427. Kar: Dried sardines!
  428.  
  429. Yum: Tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna!
  430.  
  431. Kar: Sardines, sardines, sardines, sardines, sardines!
  432.  
  433. Mit: Huh? I feel like I've seen this somewhere before...
  434.  
  435. Uta/Wak: Hm?
  436.  
  437. Suz: I don't care about tuna or sardines...
  438.  
  439. Aya: Suzume-senpai, why are you so sad? I'll do anything if I can help!
  440.  
  441. Suz: Ayaya! Ayaya, you're so kind. Give me New Year money then!
  442.  
  443. Meb: Suzume! Don't pester someone younger than you for money.
  444.  
  445. Aya: Ah, Mebuki-senpai.
  446.  
  447. Suz: But if you don't get any money for New Year, that's half the point of it gone!
  448.  
  449. Meb: What will I ever do with you... Here.
  450.  
  451. Suz: Eh, what's this envelope...?
  452.  
  453. Meb: It's something you will need this year. Open it.
  454.  
  455. Suz: Is this... New Year money!?
  456.  
  457. Suz: M-Mebuuu! Thanks, I love you!
  458.  
  459. Suz: H-How much is there? Time to look inside... Huh?
  460.  
  461. Suz: There's just a folded piece of paper...
  462.  
  463. Meb: It'a training regimen I thought up for you.
  464.  
  465. Suz: Eeeh!?
  466.  
  467. Meb: Once you finish all of it, I'll give you a reward. The actual New Year money.
  468.  
  469. Suz: I'll do it! I swear I'll finish it, Mebu!
  470.  
  471. Suz: For my New Year money!
  472.  
  473. Sek: Ahaha, she sure controls Suzume well.
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