BWR - "Changelog" 01/04/26

The Funny

FUSE
  User builds FUSE by dealing damage within a set time
  After doing up to 800 damage in the last 20 seconds, you reach max FUSE
  At max FUSE, your next attack is a guaranteed critical hit (or for 2 seconds with an automatic weapon)
  Melee attacks build FUSE 8 times as fast
  Players at max FUSE will show their weapons sparking
  Activating FUSE wipes your stored damage, and crit-boosted hits do not count towards building FUSE

Three-Rune Blade
+ +45% damage bonus
+ 50% longer melee range
+ Alt-fire: perform a charge to land a critical swing!
- 70% longer holster and deploy speed
- Restricted to medieval weapon rules
- No Random Crits
Unarmed Combat
+ Zombie Mode! Persist for 3 seconds after your death with 100% minicrits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Zombie Mode restricts you to your melee only

Nostromo Napalmer
+ On direct hit: gain 0.5s speed boost
+ +20% airblast self-knockback
- -40% less flame distance
- -50% less flame spread area
- +50% airblast cost
Rainblower
+ Hitting enemy disprupts their vision and slows their movement
+ +50% airblast push force
- -25% damage penalty
- 100% increaed airblast cost
- 15% slower move speed while active
Maul
+ +30% damage bonus
+ Hitting surfaces causes a shockwave that deals knockback
+ +50% longer melee range
- 10% slower move speed while active
- No random crits
The Lollichop
+ Distract with Candy! Marks enemy for death on hit
+ See enemy health
- Heals enemy on hit for 25
Postal Pummeler
+ Crits while blast jumping, jetpacking, and airblast jumping
+ 20% faster deploy speed
- -20% damage penalty
- No random crits

The Bootlegger
+ -50% damage taken from blast jumps
+ Wearer never takes falling damage
+ +200% increased air control when blast jumping
- -15 max health
Scottish Handshake
+ Crits while blast jumping
+ On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On miss: hit yourself, idiot
- No random crits
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
~ This weapon has a large melee range, and deploys and holsters slower
+ This weapon gains EDGE on hit, up to 3 granting a guaranteed crit on your next swing
~ EDGE crit is not used while charging
- Each point of EDGE is lost after 4 seconds without a hit
Nessie's Nine Iron
~ While Active:
~ This weapon has a large melee range, and deploys and holsters slower
+ Deals knockback on hit, doubled on crit
+ -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
+ -75% reduction in airblast vulnerability
- 20% slower firing rate

Iron Curtain
~ Uses rail gun projectile - 90 base damage
+ Hold Alt-Fire to charge up to 3s for 3x damage
+ Has no initial damage or accuracy ramp-up on rev
- 40 max ammo
- Unrevs after each shot
Fishcake
+ Restore up to 10 health per second for 20 seconds after eating
- -80% healing effect
~ Alt-fire: Share banana with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Apoco-Fists
~ While Active:
+ Alt-Fire: Creates an explosion on impact dealing extra damage and knockback
+ -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
+ -75% reduction in airblast vulnerability
- 30% slower swing speed
- No random crits

AWPer Hand
+ Press Special Attack while scoped to toggle magnification
+ +25% clip size
+ +200% damage bonus for hitting target's torso or head
+ Deals crits without scope
- 85% slower reload time
- -20% slower move speed while active
- All bullet weapons deal headshots to you
- No damage charge
Fortified Compound
+ Arrows are explosive!
+ +25% damage bonus
- 40% slower firing speed

Big Kill
+ On Kil: Gain a 3s speed boost
+ +15% damage bonus
- 20% slower firing speed
- 20% less accurate
Sharp Dresser
+ Silent Killer
+ +50% greater jump height when active
+ Wearer never takes falling damage
+ Wearer regenerates cloak near enemies while invisible
- +40% increase in push force taken from damage
- -20% slower firing speed
- +33% cloak drain rate
Wanga Prick
+ On stab, curses enemies in a small radius for 5 seconds
+ Cursed enemies are marked for death, and 50% of damage done to them is returns to you as health
- Backstabs do no damage
Quackenbirdt
+ +30% move speed while cloaked
- +25% cloak drain rate
- Quack while cloaked
Enthusiast's Timepiece
~ Press SPECIAL ATTACK while cloaked to reverse your time
+ Take no damage and pass through enemies while reversing
~ Uncloaking during reverse ends effect and empties cloak
- Cloak flickers while reversing
- Cloak drains twice as fast while reversing
- No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
- -33% cloak meter from ammo boxes

The Lugermorph
+ +60% damage bonus
+ 25% more accurate
- 70% slower firing speed
- -33% clip size
Bat Outta Hell
+ On-Kill: Spawn a skeleton to do your bidding!
- On-Death: Enemy spawns a skeleton to do their bidding!
Crossing Guard
+ Spawn a train on swing
~ Only 1 train can be spawned at a time
- Train spawns behind you
- 50% slower swing speed
- No random crits
Ham Shank
+ On-Kill: Spawns a ham shank! (Medium Health Pack)
- Enemies no longer drop ammo
- Drop a ham shank on death
Frying Pan, Gold Frying Pan
+ Always crits, as usual
- Is so loud it hurts
Freedom Staff
+ Swing in Mid-Air to soar!
+ Soaring melee strikes deals a critical hit
- Soaring that fast hurts a bit (25% of max HP)
- Marked for Death while soaring
- -33% damage penalty
- 20% slower swing speed
Prinny Machete
+ 80% faster swing speed
+ Explode on death
- 10% damage vulnerability on wearer
- -33% damage penalty
- No random crits
Necro Smasher
~ Build SMASH meter with 400 damage done
+ On swing with full SMASH, spawn a giant Mallet in front of you
+ Deals knockback on-hit
- Deals knockback to self on-hit
- 10% blast damage vulnerability on wearer
Conscientious Objector
+ On Hit: Obscure the enemy's vision
- 50% slower firing speed
- No random crits


Mutated Milk, The CAPPER, Robo-Sandvich, Bread Bite, Giger Counter, Shooting Star, Self-Aware Beauty Mark, Black Rose, The Ap-Sap, Snack Attack, Saxxy, Memory Maker, Batsaber, All Festive Weapons
- Too expensive/exclusive/blanked on an idea idk

BASE Jumper
+ G'day