QUANTITY: THE ROOF

SCENE: Rooftop

Enter Johnny, carrying a water bottle, ranting to no one in particular.

	JOHNNY: The bakery isn't a game. It's a good job. Negligence.

Johnny angrily throws the bottle, but calms down upon seeing Mark - his best friend - sitting in a chair.

	JOHNNY: Only the best athletes.

	MARK: Hey, Johnny, what's the big deal?

	JOHNNY: I think it will be, how. What I have to say.

	MARK: What? This?

Johnny sits down.

	JOHNNY: No need. What do you want?

	MARK: I'm sitting here thinking. Cat issue.

	JOHNNY: This?

	MARK: Like a girl. What do you think of this crook?

	JOHNNY: What kind of mattress.

Mark rises from his chair in frustration, clearly going through some inner turmoil.

	MARK: Yes. It's a joke.

	JOHNNY: Does not require the user to enter. Here. I scan.

	MARK: Also, do it, I can feel. It's weird. people here. The public. Girl. You can't. Accused of murder, it's crazy to remember this trip.

Johnny laughs.

	JOHNNY: Water storage barrier.

	MARK: You can.

Johnny rises from his chair and walks over to Mark, trying to encourage him.

	JOHNNY: Or by email. Bet. The eyes of a friend of a friend, the cooperation of the stars

	MARK: Five.People."If you find a ton of peace atmosphere.

	JOHNNY: All soft shoes.

The dramatic music starts. Johnny has unknowingly hit a soft spot.

	MARK: And ... No. I know.

	JOHNNY: Oh, yeah? Red repairman, this is new.

	MARK: What?

	JOHNNY: Today.

	MARK: I think ... For every Otter, many. Better not. Beautiful and there's a lot of arguing that you can.

	JOHNNY: Two bed scanner."# If the signal level is received.

(Yes, it IS important to pronounce the #!)

	MARK: Yes. People.

Mark sits down in his chair, (and, judging by the dialogue, tries to channel Bela Lugosi's narrator character from Glen or Glenda.)

	MARK: Even without a heart, Only a fool can hesitate one day. Gu

Johnny sits down next to Mark, enthusiastically congratulating him on his knowledge of women.

	JOHNNY: Here. Eggs only.

However, Mark doesn't agree.

	MARK: Yes. Johnny's expert.

	JOHNNY: Monitoring and evaluation.

Mark rises from his chair. (People have asked WHY they keep alternating between sitting down and standing up. I'm pretty sure it's because Mark feels uncomfortable around Johnny, and is trying to get away from him.)

	MARK: a.

Johnny rises from his chair. Their conversation gets far more heated. The pair are now loudly arguing over each other.

	JOHNNY: Yeah.

	MARK: It's okay.

	JOHNNY: Leaves falling.

	MARK: Yes.

	JOHNNY: Red?

Johnny grabs Mark's American football, and sits down.

	MARK: I forgot to touch.

Exit Mark, Enter Denny.

	JOHNNY: What?

Denny walks up to Johnny, exited to see him.

	DENNY: Hey, Johnny.

	JOHNNY: Also.,

Denny asks him what just happened.

	DENNY: What code?

	JOHNNY: From the published animation

Johnny laughs.

	JOHNNY: In green valley. New Guy?

Denny accepts this explanation and continues a lighthearted, casual conversation.

	DENNY: No. Good?

	JOHNNY: You'll need it.

	DENNY: What can you do? Glitch support.

	JOHNNY: You don't have a cat. Danny's painting. Tourists.

	DANNY: You, so let's go " like an index of text Around the Board

	JOHNNY: Tickets.

Johnny rises from his chair and tosses the American football to Danny, who now decides to make a serious confession.

	DANNY: I want to write.

Danny tosses the American football to Johnny.

	JOHNNY: Shoot, Danny.

Johnny tosses the American football to Danny, the music ets very emotional again.

	DANNY: It's a bad thing.

	JOHNNY: ---

	DANNY: That beautiful thing. Red shirt looks good. I think that's it.

	JOHNNY: Win.

	DANNY: I don't know, I guess. In addition, what to do. And then when ...  It is. I think I want to say the most appropriate verdict. He told me, I have no idea. If done.

Johnny, however, is very encouraging and understanding, which confuses Danny.

	JOHNNY: I don't care.I don't like a bad father. Ha-like clothes. Part. I'm not hachirota. Yes.

	DANNY: Yes.

	JOHHNY: This? Or someone wants to tell you. Pain., Wooden snot. The people of this land. Your demands. Word. Open the room.

	DANNY: Lisa-Hello, my future.

	JOHNNY: Don't worry. Another family member. Pay less. I think ... And I love you. Even friends. It's very expensive.,

Danny still can't believe what he's hearing, but now he's more pleasantly surprised.

	DANNY: I miss it?

	JOHNNY: I think ... Confidence scanner. What's the harm?

As he thinks about the future, Danny actually starts getting exited.

	DANNY: And. You lost.

	JOHNNY: Mm-hmm.

	DANNY: I'm done. Good job, College. But I want to play. Full.

	JOHNNY: Yes, comfortable.

	DANNY: Yeah. Thank you for your education.

	JOHNNY: I didn't And ... Attention. He talks about even my life............

	DANNY: Oh, very good.

The pair starts walking away arm in arm, now feeling much better about everything.

	JOHNNY: Eat. In Saransk.

Johnny and Danny laugh.

	DANNY: Not my belly.

Exit Johnny and Danny.

END OF SCENE.