I was watching my gay po...umm i mean, i was playing Killing Floor when all of the sudden i heard a noise from the corridor.My parents were out of town and i was alone for the night.What could that noise be?I had locked the door and nobody had a key except me.The noise was getting louder and louder when something started pounding at my door.AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, THE FRIGGIN' JUSTIN BIEBER BROEK DOWN MAH DOOR ADN WAS ALL LIEK "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".I WAS SURPSIRED HE COULD BREAK DOWN MY DOOR, SINCE HE WAS A FAGGOT.HE JUMPED AT ME WITH GAY SPARKLES FLYING OUT OF HIM.I TOOK MY GODDAMN KEYBOARD AND SMASHD IT INTO HIS FAEC.I GRABBED HIS FACE UND ICH..wait wrong language...AND I THREW HIM OUT OF TEH WINDOU(98).BUT THEN HE WAS ON A FLYING HOERS THAT WAS ACTUALLY A REALLY BIGASS HOERS AND WAS ALL LIKE "HURR DE DURR" AND I WAS LIEK "GTFO FAGGOT!".I TOOK OUT MY BAZEWKUH (because im badass like that) AND TOOK DOWN ZE HOERS.DEN JUSTEEN BEYBURR FELL OFF OF IT AND DIED.
That day the world was saved and everybody was happy n' shit(except the girls who liked bieber alot but i said "DEAL WITH IT OR GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN.AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT."So i also recieved a sandwich that day and my hunger was no more!(oh and that kitchen thing wasn't sexist at all!)
THE FUCKING END YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
DICK