Beauty Shop (2005)

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(men)WJLM

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Whoo! Hotlanta, home of the Hawks,
the Atlanta Stomp,

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and that fine-ass Michael Vick!

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Michael, if you out there listening,
come on over to WJLM

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and touch down on a sister's backside.

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Your girl Helen's got an end zone
you wouldn't believe, baby!

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Holler at your girl!

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(singing along)Call me any time

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Call me
If you need someone to talk to

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Call me
Satisfaction guaranteed...

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- Darnelle, you see my blue sweater?
- Leave me alone.

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I know you been dipping in my closet,
and I'm not going anywhere until...

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- Leave me alone.
- You missed.

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Hey, Nana.

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Oh, look at you! Come on, sit down, baby.

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No, thanks. I'm late.
Have you seen my blue sweater?

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- No, I ain't seen it. Go ask your mama.
- Mama!

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Stop screaming. I'm back here.

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- OK.
- Satisfaction guaranteed...

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- You almost ready?
- I can't find my blue sweater.

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That's because
it's in the truck where you left it.

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- OK, I guess I'm ready.
- Not with that pimp hat on.

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Mom, it's not a pimp hat, it's fashion.

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- Alicia Keys has the same one.
- Good for her. Lose the hat.

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Why send me to a performing arts school
if I can't be creative or express myself?

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Sounds like a contradiction to me.

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"Sounds like a contradiction to me."
Lose the hat and the attitude.

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I'll meet you in the car. Go ahead.

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- Vanessa!
- Yeah?

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Do these pants make my butt look big?

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- Yeah, they do.
- Perfect.

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Call me
If you need someone to talk to...

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I'm out of here. I'll mess with it at the shop.

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- I see my blue sweater.
- Yep.

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Hi!

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- (sighs)
- Told you.
- Go ahead, get out.

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Wait. Fly me some fingers.

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- All right, have a good day. Love you.
- Love you, too.

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Can't believe it. She was right.

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Hollering with Helen in the morning

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Hotlanta, how y'all is?

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I hope y'all feeling something like me.

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I reckon y'all checking my good mood,

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'cause your girl Helen
is doing quite well, thank you.

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One of my many mens-es came through
last night and got crunk with my trunk.

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He got a sister smiling like she just got
a $1,000-credit increase on her gas card

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and ready to get pumped!

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Y'all know I ain't lying to you.
Just keeping it real, for real, for real.

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Holler at your girl Helen. I'll holler.

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Don't even worry about it. I'll get the hair.

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Yeah, Wednesday at ten.
All right, bye-bye.

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No, no, I can't go.

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I have my consultation later.
Finally getting those implants.

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Yeah. Dr Kopelin says
it'll take a week or so to recover,

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but I'll be so doped up
on Vicodin, who cares?

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OK, I'll talk to you later.

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Joanne, Joanne, Joanne, girl,
I'm telling you, don't do it.

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You'll be with your boyfriend, he squeeze
too hard, that thing fly out your mouth.

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You don't need that. You know why?

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- Why?
- Because you are beautiful.

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- Oh, my God, Gina! It's amazing.
- Well, you know.

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You have to give me
that conditioner you make.

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You gotta keep that on the low, because
Jorge only likes us using Jorge products.

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Forget Jorge. You're the best thing
that ever happened to him.

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(Austrian accent)
I thought the best thing
to ever happen to Jorge's was Jorge.

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My God, Joanne, you look fantastic.
You look incredible.

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- Wow. So, when you getting the implants?
- Soon.

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Jorge, you have a gem on your hands.
Gina is a miracle worker.

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Yeah. She's a... worker.

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OK.

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Sweetie, I gotta run. I've got crow's-feet
screaming for some Botox, so, next week?

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- I'll be here.
- OK.

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- Jorge.
- Mwa! Great to see you, baby.

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- So, Gina, nice work.
- Thanks. Just doing what I do.

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Yeah, well, just remember
that in doing what you do,

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you're doing what I do, the person
whose name is on the moniker, ja?

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"My nigga"? What?

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(snorts)
Gina. Moniker.
As in the name on the building.

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OK? So, that being said,
you just have a marvellous day, ja?

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You need to learn how to pronounce that.

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Jorge's time of the month again?
Let's go get some lunch.

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I could use some air. You got a dictionary?
I gotta look up "ma-nigga".

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- Moniker?
- Ma-nigga.

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- Ma-nigger?
- That's what I thought he said.

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- My nigger?
- Don't say that. Whites can't say that.

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But that's what I thought Jorge said!

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The guy can do some hair. Well, he can
work a flip. But he's a idiot to work for.

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You got a chair. I'm stuck in shampoo hell.

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- Girl, you'll get out.
- Oh, dear God, let it be soon!

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I been dyin' to show you something.

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Pictures from a hair show I worked
last weekend. Those are my models.

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What?

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- Wow! You did this?
- Uh-huh.

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Girl, this is good.
Jorge is trippin' not giving you a chair.

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- Well, you always got a chair in my shop.
- Why, thank you!

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Well, when I get a shop.

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What do you want a shop for?

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I always wanted my own shop.
Sell my own products.

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Vanessa getting into that music school
just... moved it from Chicago to here.

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- But it'll happen.
- It will.

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Until then, I'm just gonna kick back,
stack my chips at Jorge's...

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And try not to kill him.

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(sprightly classical piano)

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- She can play, can't she?
- Yeah, just like her daddy.

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Rest his soul.

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She don't have the same passion for it
since he died, though.

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But all I got to do is hear her play, to know
why I put up with Jorge's nonsense.

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I want my daughter to have the best.

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Hell, all I want from my daughter is some
common sense and some clothes that fit.

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Gina, the girl put on a pair of pants that
came down to the top of her burning bush.

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That girl make me
mad enough to chew bricks.

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Don't mess your dental work up over it.

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- I don't know.
- She gonna be all right.

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You look fantastic. We going to make
another appointment, ja?

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- Ja.
Thank you, Jorge.
- Great to see you.

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Don't be afraid to hop on top. A man like a
lady in the streets, a freak in the bedroom.

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You got seven kids? I'm telling you...

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Terri is here. I must go to Pilates.
Please make sure that she's taken care of.

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- OK, soon as I square away Mrs Dexter.
- Pronto, Gina.

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Fine, Jorge. Right away.

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You might want to find a frame for your
memories. Preferably not one from K-Mart.

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Jorge's was not Best Designed Salon
for having Scottish tape on some mirrors.

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OK, I go now.

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- Gina!
- Hey, Terri. How you doing?

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Come on, get comfortable.

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(sighs)
I'm having this major party
for Steven and a few of his clients.

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I just have to look remarkable. I have to.

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So, I was hoping you would do
a little magic on me.

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I think I can conjure up something.
You know what? Lynn, I got this.

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Why don't you go finish
setting Mrs Dexter for me?

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I don't know. I was just supposed
to shampoo till an available chair opens.

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- Well, do you see me at my chair?
- No.

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Then it's open.
Go ahead, girl, do your thing.

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OK.

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Come on back.
Tell me about this dinner party.

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Big party.
But I've got everything under control.

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I have caterers, um...
the kids all have play dates...

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- That's good to hear.
- Life is really good.

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- You having problems with Steven again?
- Oh, yeah, I am. I am.

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He just looks at me like he hates me.

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- He does.
- Come on, now.

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Don't even worry about it.
I got my special conditioner for that, so...

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I don't know. I try to please him.

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- I've bought sex toys.
- Did you get them Chinese balls?

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- Do you think that'll work?
- Oh, man. That's the move right there.

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I hear they make men go crazy. You just
sneak 'em up in there and then go "Brrrr!"

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I don't know about that!

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- Ow!
- Shampooer.

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I guess.

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So, drink a lot of water, take those vitamins
and come on back next week, OK?

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Thank you, Gina.
Your cream has just saved my hair.

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Take care now. Have fun! Don't stress!

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Hello, shampooing girl. I didn't say
you could leave the shampooing area.

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You should be shampooing, no?

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Lynn! Girl, you got some skills on you!
Look at this. This is great!

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Gina.
(tuts)

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- I hope I didn't get her in trouble.
- I hope not.

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This is not the way we do things here, ja?

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Look, it wasn't proper protocol, but you
were gone, and I was busy and Lynn...

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Lynn has her licence.
So I told her to take a shot.

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Oh. So you told her to take a shot.

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Yeah. And she dunked it.

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Gina. I don't care if she touchdowned it,
or any of your little street colloquialisms.

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You don't get to give shots here, OK?
I give the shots, unless you're diabetic.

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The stylists here work for me,
they don't work for you.

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So, if you wish to work here, I suggest
you give me some proper respect, ja?

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I showed you respect when I took care
of your client while you took a Pilates class.

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So, you wish to altercate with me?

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You have no idea what I wish to do
with you. You act like you own me.

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Gina. Gina, Gina, of course I do.

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Without me, you would be back in Chicago
washing hair in your mama's kitchen.

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- You wanna talk about my mama?
- Do I own you?

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- Have papers on you? No.
- Get your fingers out my face.

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- I've given you this lifestyle.
- Get your fingers out my face.

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And, like all things, what Jorge giveth,
Jorge can also taketh away.

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You know what?
I don't need a damn thing from you.

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And you cannot "taketh" anything away
from me. You know, I giveth it back. I quit.

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- You quit?
- Yeah, I don't need this. Shoot. I quit.

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Out of here. Snatch my picture off the wall!
Everybody knows I am the shit at Jorge's.

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And what's up with the K-Mart thing?
Is it 'cause I'm black? 'Cause I'm black?

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You're nothing without me. You're going
to fall flat on your ass, I promise you that.

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Well, I got a little cushion.
You wanna kiss it? I didn't think so!

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(sighs)

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- What you doing up?
- Can't sleep.

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I miss him.

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So do I.

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Does this mean I'm gonna
have to leave music school now?

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- No. Why would you say that, Vanessa?
- Because, Mom, you got fired.

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No. I quit. There's a difference.

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If I wanted to go get a job at a shop,
I could. But that's not where my heart is.

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It's time I owned something.

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I can't approve this.

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But didn't you read
my letters of recommendation?

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All very impressive, but, uh...

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But, uh... Miss Norris, see,

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you're missing what Southern Mutual
and Savings like to call the three C's.

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- Credit, collateral...
- Colour.

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No. Capital, something you could earn by
acquiring one of our secured credit cards,

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as opposed to you
throwing around your race one.

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- (watch alarm bleeps)
- Oh! And that's my lunch calling me,

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but, uh...nature's calling me first.

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So, Miss Norris, good day to you.

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(gasps)
Don't kill me.

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- (Gina grunts)
- Ow-ow-ow! Ow!

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Stay still, now, or I'm gonna mess around
and take your eye out. Last one.

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- Ow!
- OK, OK. Let me get a look at you.

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There, a new face at the bank.

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- You like it?
- Oh, you...

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Is that "yes" or is that the way you fight?

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No. I like it. I love it. Oh...

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Oh, I haven't seen this woman in years.

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Well, now you got her back.
Try not to lose her.

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All right, go get
that cutie bank manager now.

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Loan approved.

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- What?
- You got your loan.

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I got it? Oh, yes!

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(raps)Go, Gina, it's your birthday
I got a hundred-fifty thou...

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No, Gina, no. No, no. Not quite that much.

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That's cool. I'll take a hundred thous...

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00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:49,343
- No, no, Gina.
- What? What? No?

221
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,262
What? Like 95? 85?

222
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,808
- I can work with seven... Lower?
- Thirty.

223
00:16:56,016 --> 00:17:00,187
Thirty thousand dollars?
What kind of shop can I buy with that?

224
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:09,154
Lord Jesus, have mercy! Somebody
swallowed the '70s and threw it up in here.

225
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,491
I've been in some messed-up salons,
but damn!

226
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,827
Ooh, girl, this is just straight-up nasty!

227
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,415
Thanks, Darnelle.
Tell me how you really feel (!)

228
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:24,169
- (jazz piano upstairs)
- Eeuw!

229
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:27,089
What's that supposed to be?

230
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:31,468
Oh... looks like some kind of skylight.

231
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:34,597
That look like a big ol' hole in the ceiling.

232
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,099
I got an electrician coming to look at that.

233
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,392
- (rippling jazz piano)
- Listen to that.

234
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,895
Whoever's up there can play.

235
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:47,109
They need to stop. The realtor said I'd be
inheriting a few stylists, not a whole band.

236
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:52,739
Gina, let's just look at the blessing in it.
You've got your own beauty shop.

237
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,659
Be happy. It's yours.

238
00:17:55,868 --> 00:18:01,499
Come on, let's make this place sparkle.
Turn this into Gina's! Turn that music on.

239
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,044
Tear the roof off, we gonna
Tear the roof off the mothersucker

240
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,920
Tear the roof off the sucker

241
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,632
Tear the roof off, we gonna
Tear the roof off the mothersucker

242
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,508
Tear the roof off the sucker

243
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:14,011
Tear the roof off, we gonna
Tear the roof off the mothersucker

244
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,679
Tear the roof off the sucker

245
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:18,808
Tear the roof off, we gonna
Tear the roof off the mothersucker

246
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,684
Tear the roof off the sucker

247
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:25,063
You got a real type of thing
Going down, gettin' down

248
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,609
There's a whole lot of rhythm
Going round

249
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:33,822
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk

250
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:38,827
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk

251
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:42,998
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk

252
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:47,794
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk

253
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:56,762
-La-la-la la-la
-Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, oww

254
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,682
Ow, we need the funk

255
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,018
We gotta have that funk...

256
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:06,147
There we go, Madam CJ.

257
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:13,446
- Hi, can I help you?
- Yes, ma'am.

258
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:17,616
I received a message yesterday.
Joe's Electrical Repairs. I'm Joe.

259
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:23,663
I found your card on Miss Angeline's desk.
You've done some work here before?

260
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:27,626
A little. Miss Angeline
wasn't into repair and upkeep.

261
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,712
Ha! Who you telling?

262
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,673
- It looks nice. You've done a great job.
- Thank you.

263
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,759
- And you are?
- Oh, I'm Gina. Sorry.

264
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:41,807
This is my mother-in-law Paulette and
her daughter Darnelle. My baby, Vanessa.

265
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,309
- Ladies.
- Hey.

266
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:49,106
So, you're familiar with the place.
How bad is it?

267
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:56,405
The place needs a lot of work.
Rotting wires, outdated sockets...

268
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,367
The main breaker keeps tripping.

269
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,538
- Is that a problem?
- Not if you like standing in the dark.

270
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:08,291
A lot needs to be done. A total upgrade.

271
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:12,671
Right now, I just need you
to take care of this one thing for me.

272
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:17,259
You see this hole in the ceiling?
That just ain't working for me.

273
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,387
Neither's the piano-playing
coming out of it.

274
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:25,601
I need those wires stuffed back up
in there so I can patch up the ceiling.

275
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,477
Can you do that?

276
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:31,231
I could, but that's not going
to solve your dilemma.

277
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:37,071
OK, so let's say I do the whole upgrade.
How much is that gonna cost me?

278
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,990
I'd say between four to six thousand.

279
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:43,536
(laughs)
Well, don't let the doorknob
hit you on the way out.

280
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,915
OK, then, good luck.

281
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,920
- Wait, wait. What about the ceiling?
- Don't look at it.

282
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:58,550
- I guess I'll ignore the piano-playing, huh?
- I'll try to play more quietly.

283
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:05,641
Hey. I play piano, too.

284
00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:10,020
- Is that right, mademoiselle?
- Can I come up and play some time?

285
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,523
Vanessa.

286
00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,276
Maybe. We'll see, little one.

287
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,907
- Ladies, ciao.
- (chorusing) Bye.

288
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,666
Mama, I like him.

289
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:34,419
I know. And I like you
with this broom in your hand.

290
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:43,178
Oh, Gina, it's looking beautiful.
You think the ladies will like it tomorrow?

291
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:48,392
Compared to what they were working with
before we got here, they should love it.

292
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,979
- So, what don't you like about the place?
- I ain't saying I don't like it.

293
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:57,567
I just say, you know,
I don't think it's all o' that. That's all.

294
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:03,198
For real. It's gonna take more than a
paint job and some posters to impress me.

295
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,118
This woman had Popeyes
cater her wedding.

296
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,037
- It was Church's.
- It was chicken.

297
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:14,877
I had Gladys Knight Chicken and Waffles
cater mine. I still got waffles in the freezer.

298
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:19,047
- Let the woman who owns the shop talk.
- Thank you.

299
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,759
Say what you got to say. It's your shop.

300
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:25,512
- What I was trying to say...
- They ain't gonna listen.

301
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,891
Talk to us, go on. Go on.

302
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:38,234
- What I was trying to say was, no...
- I hope you're not raising the booth rent.

303
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:42,404
- Can't be coming out of pocket.
- I can't come out of pocket.

304
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:48,869
MJ got basketball camp, baby A-Rod need
a new stroller, and little Shaq need braces.

305
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,580
You got you a little Dream Team.

306
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:56,376
Look, Auntie Gina, this one here
is Venus Serena Marion Jones, Jr.

307
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,713
Right, that's... that's Auntie Gina's baby.

308
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:04,927
OK. So, um... look, as of right now,
no, I'm not gonna raise the booth rent,

309
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,429
but I will be making some changes.

310
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:11,391
I'm trying to create an environment
where you can come and relax.

311
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:16,605
We are professionals. You never know,
Oprah might stroll up in here one day.

312
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:20,984
Yeah, if she mistook the place
for a Krispy Kreme joint.

313
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,529
You hush. You ain't got a pot to piss in.

314
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,032
Oprah pot platinum, baby.

315
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:31,412
You know that poem Maya Angelou
wrote? Phenomenal Woman?

316
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:35,373
"Pretty woman
Wonder where my secret lies?

317
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:39,961
"I ain't cute or built to fit
A fashion-model size..."

318
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,255
She's talking about Oprah, hon!

319
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:47,052
Yes, she was. And just like Oprah,
I wanna be the best.

320
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:50,389
So, we got to change the game a little bit.

321
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:55,185
Please, no more food on the counters.
Let's try to keep it clean.

322
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:59,773
I make you this promise.
I ain't gonna get no food on your stuff.

323
00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:02,276
Don't you...

324
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,612
- OK, that's a little syrup.
- That's a white couch.

325
00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:09,366
But it look like Louis Vuitton.
They ain't gonna know.

326
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:12,286
- High fashion.
- Turn it over. You can Shout it out.

327
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,371
Whassup?

328
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:20,419
We gotta work as a team. In order to work
as a team, we have to look like a team.

329
00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,756
New smocks, one size fits all.
Porsche. Mercedes.

330
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:25,424
What?

331
00:24:25,841 --> 00:24:28,969
They ain't had none
with some Kente cloth

332
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:32,932
or like a little motherland flavour?
A cheetah print?

333
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:35,017
This ain't got no breast flap.

334
00:24:35,434 --> 00:24:39,605
How am I supposed to... Maybe here.
Maybe it'll slip through the hole.

335
00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:42,316
- Hey!
- Lynn!

336
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:46,278
- Am I late?
- No, you right on time, girl. Come on in.

337
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:52,117
Everybody, Lynn is one of the baddest
hair stylists to set foot out of Augusta...

338
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:54,829
- Blue Ridge.
- Blue Ridge, Georgia.

339
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:59,208
The girl is talented. And she gonna be
working in the shop with us.

340
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,501
Working here? As what?

341
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:04,004
As a stylist.

342
00:25:04,213 --> 00:25:07,550
- Hell, no!
- Hell, no!

343
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:13,597
Gina, come on. I'm sorry, but you doing
a little too much around here, OK?

344
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,516
You ain't trying to brighten up the place.

345
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:20,062
- You's trying to whiten up the place.
- For real.

346
00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:22,356
So, here's what I'm gonna do.

347
00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:27,152
I'll let you and little Miss Blue Ridge here
have the shop.

348
00:25:27,361 --> 00:25:30,698
Do your thing. Go on, girl, do your thing.

349
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:34,034
'Cause I can't be a part of this, OK?

350
00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:39,665
- Porsche, are you rolling?
- Yeah. I ain't gonna be able to do it, either.

351
00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:43,001
- I ain't meaning to run 'em out.
- Don't worry.

352
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,713
Better we get rid of the bad apples now.

353
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:50,926
They got too much attitude. I was about
to slap the shit out of one of their asses.

354
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:55,305
Anybody else leaving?
'Cause this white bitch here is staying.

355
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:56,974
Chanel.

356
00:25:57,182 --> 00:26:00,727
No white girl's gonna mess up
my money. Y'all can go.

357
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:04,481
- Whatever.
- All right. Whatever.

358
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:08,652
Y'all, you wanna fly out of here
with them birds?

359
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:11,781
I got a business to run. I need to know.

360
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,202
That's what I'm talking about. All right.

361
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,709
(phone rings)

362
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,463
Gina's Beauty Shop. OK.

363
00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:32,426
No problem. Thank you. Bye-bye.

364
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:36,597
- Excuse me.
- May I offer you a cappuccino?

365
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:41,184
I don't want no damn cappa-whatever-it-is.
Where's Angeline at?

366
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:43,687
Uh... I'm sorry. She's no longer here.

367
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:47,650
- She die?
- No, no, no, she didn't die.

368
00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:49,735
I got an appointment.

369
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:55,574
My name is Gina. I bought the shop. One
of my operators can assist you, Miss...

370
00:26:55,991 --> 00:26:58,494
- Mrs Towner.
- Mrs Towner.

371
00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:02,039
T as in Tom, O as in Othavee,

372
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:06,418
- W as in Willacoochee, Georgia.
- Willacoochee.

373
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:09,755
And "ner" as in... I don't live "ner" here.

374
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:14,134
Don't let me keep you waiting any longer.
Come on, now.

375
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,845
- Would you like water or something?
- Yes, please.

376
00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:19,974
Lynn, take care of Mrs Towner, please.

377
00:27:20,182 --> 00:27:23,936
Of course. Hi, Mrs Towner.

378
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,855
When'd you all get to be so integrated?

379
00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:30,609
This morning.
What can I do for you today?

380
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,362
Don't give me no 'fro.
Keep my curls neat and tight.

381
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:37,282
- Then maybe you can pin it up.
- Not a problem.

382
00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:42,287
- What you know about black folks' hair?
- I'm not gonna screw it up.

383
00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:44,373
Good for you.

384
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:48,752
- Here's your water, Miss Towner... Mrs.
- Thank you, sweetie.

385
00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:05,435
I'm telling him to move back a little bit,
but he wouldn't even move back.

386
00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:06,895
Oh.

387
00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:11,274
Either I'm buzzing from last night's party,
or Miss Angeline done come up.

388
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:14,611
From backwood to Hollywood.
This is nice.

389
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:20,242
I'm Gina. I'm the new owner. Can l
offer you some cappuccinos? Or water?

390
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,370
- I like you already, Miss Gina.
- Me, too.

391
00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:29,418
Look at you with that rock on your finger!
You ought to be careful rolling with that.

392
00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:34,214
A little six-carat keepsake
my husband bought me. Christopher Clark.

393
00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:36,508
Power forward. Atlanta Hawks.

394
00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:41,305
Three-point Chris? That's your husband?
Oh, my God, girl, he got game.

395
00:28:41,722 --> 00:28:46,101
Yes, he does. Anyhoo, I have
an appointment with Mercedes today.

396
00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:49,855
Uh, Mercedes?
She... she no longer works here.

397
00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:55,277
- Well, we'll take Porsche today, then.
- Porsche? She gone, too.

398
00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:58,822
Actually, we got rid
of all of our foreign cars.

399
00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:01,534
Well, damn! I couldn't get a heads-up?

400
00:29:01,742 --> 00:29:05,704
We should just go on over to Aspire, girl,
where we fit in.

401
00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:08,833
Well, you could let me do your hair.

402
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:14,255
I know you like to keep it tight.
I can tell. You don't play about your look.

403
00:29:14,463 --> 00:29:17,800
I will have you looking
fly as a mug courtside.

404
00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:22,387
Did I tell you my name was Gina?
I will lay that hair down.

405
00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:27,392
I'll have it shining up on that Jumbotron,
that big monitor TV in the arena.

406
00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:33,440
Yeah, you gonna have to look at yourself,
because everybody gonna look at you.

407
00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:38,028
Gina? I'm so sorry,
but I don't really know you.

408
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:42,825
- I'll do it for free.
- Oh! So where should I sit?

409
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:48,664
Not highlights. My client has a big game
and I'm going with the P-l-M-P look.

410
00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:51,583
Well, perhaps Jorge is not for you, then.

411
00:29:52,835 --> 00:29:58,883
No, no. You know...
maybe Jorge is for me. Let's do this.

412
00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:03,262
Great. Where is the shampooing girl?
We need to get Corky washed.

413
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:06,807
- You mean Lynn? She quit.
- Come again?

414
00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:10,560
She quit. She called this morning.
I left a message.

415
00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:14,523
She said if anyone asked
that she was working down at Gina's.

416
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:17,234
- Gina's what?
- Gina's salon.

417
00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:25,784
OK, well, today is your lucky day.
I'll wash you myself. Come with me.

418
00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:31,832
- Have a seat.
- Jorge, don't forget to use a cape.

419
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:37,462
It's not my first day at the picnic,
Stacy. I know all about the cape, ja?

420
00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:43,093
- Shouldn't I be taking my jacket off?
- Leave it, take off your pants. I'm kidding.

421
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,595
(shrieks)

422
00:30:45,804 --> 00:30:47,889
Stacy! Stacy!

423
00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:54,355
I'm sorry, I just need a moment.

424
00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:02,696
- Looks good, don't it?
- Girl, it looks good. That's all you?

425
00:31:02,905 --> 00:31:05,408
This is my hair. Blown out.

426
00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:08,536
Yup, girl, it's nice!

427
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,625
OK. Well, Gina, I'm booking you, girl.
When can you get me in?

428
00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:20,422
- I can take you tomorrow at 10.00.
- I'll be here at 8.45.

429
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,342
(gangsta rap on radio)

430
00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:31,267
Say, now, mama, how you doing?

431
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:35,020
Damn! You a nice little pound cake.

432
00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:41,693
How y'all doing?
Y'all want a little chocolate?

433
00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:46,698
Y'all sitting here, all done up.
I figured y'all want something.

434
00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:50,035
Oh, so y'all just gonna float past a brother.

435
00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:53,789
Brother can't get no communicato?
A'ight, then.

436
00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:02,131
How you doing? Damn, you a thick one!
You got top and bottom.

437
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:07,136
Give me a quarter. I promised my mama
I'd call her as soon as I fell in love.

438
00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:10,264
- What you selling?
- Candy bars.

439
00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:14,434
I'm raising money for my music video.
You could be in it.

440
00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:18,397
Come and get low with it.
Shake it like a salt shaker.

441
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:22,984
- What is your name?
- Willie, aka Will-Boogie, from Decatur.

442
00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:26,321
That my daddy pawn shop next door. You?

443
00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:28,615
Gina. I own the shop.

444
00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:34,038
If you want to sell your candy here, you
have to be more courteous to the ladies.

445
00:32:34,246 --> 00:32:36,540
I got that. My bad, Gina.

446
00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:43,213
So, you gonna buy some $5 chocolate to
go with those healthy milk-sacks you got?

447
00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:56,768
Don't bring your little behind back here
till you learn how to speak to a lady!

448
00:33:03,442 --> 00:33:05,319
She loves me.

449
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:24,087
Uh-uh. You don't know whose bike this is.

450
00:33:24,296 --> 00:33:27,007
- Can I have one?
- Can you have one?

451
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:31,595
- Hey, Nana.
- Hey. How's my girls?

452
00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:35,766
Hey, Paulette.
Go and get cleaned up, baby.

453
00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:40,563
Oh... It feels good to be home.

454
00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:44,733
- So, Gina, how was it?
- Well, it was, uh...

455
00:33:44,942 --> 00:33:48,904
- Hey.
- Hey, Darnelle.

456
00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:52,240
- I know that bike out there ain't yours.
- That's PJ's bike.

457
00:33:53,075 --> 00:33:57,037
- I ain't even gonna ask.
- All right, Mama, I'm gone.

458
00:33:57,246 --> 00:34:01,000
- Bye.
- You be careful on that bike, hear?

459
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:03,293
Mama, I will.

460
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:09,549
Gina, I swear, it's more trouble
having that girl than it was making her.

461
00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:15,389
Your father-in-law had a crooked one. I
had to walk around the corner to get on it.

462
00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:18,100
So, what were you...

463
00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:26,858
(Helen) I must've put it on the brother,
he wouldn't leave me alone.

464
00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:32,281
He was blowing up my phone, my
girlfriend's phone, driving by my house.

465
00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:34,366
This dude was straight trippin'.

466
00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:39,371
So I did what any normal black woman
would. A white girl wouldn't do this.

467
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:42,917
They go to the police station,
get a restraining order,

468
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:47,504
piss the man off and have him
waiting in the bushes with a knife.

469
00:34:49,381 --> 00:34:53,343
I had to get creative.
Go ghetto on a black man.

470
00:34:53,552 --> 00:34:57,097
- Y'all say "ghetto".
- Ghetto!

471
00:34:57,306 --> 00:35:00,434
A sister had to get sinister on a Negro.

472
00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,770
A woman had to do what she had to do.

473
00:35:03,979 --> 00:35:07,941
- What'd you do?
- I lied and told him I was pregnant.

474
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:11,487
I ain't seen that fool in ten years.
I ain't lying.

475
00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,989
I wanna hear from you. Holler at Helen.

476
00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:19,203
Or hit me on my website
akumenang.com

477
00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,497
No, she didn't.

478
00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:24,208
I didn't know you could say the N word.

479
00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:29,421
No, no, sweetie.
She can say it, you just can't.

480
00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:35,468
You know what? You could be black,
white, ghetto past, no ghetto past,

481
00:35:35,677 --> 00:35:38,597
nobody says the N word in this shop.

482
00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:42,767
No bitches and ho's.
Except for the ones who don't leave a tip.

483
00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:45,270
That's for real. That's for real.

484
00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:49,650
- But we will be wearing our smocks.
- Oh, I forgot.

485
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,365
Look good, don't it?

486
00:35:57,574 --> 00:36:01,328
I had to put a little motherland flavour
on it. Some sexiness.

487
00:36:03,205 --> 00:36:09,044
A little too sexy. You could use some
of that mud cloth and cover up the girls.

488
00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:12,173
"Does my sexiness offend you?"

489
00:36:12,381 --> 00:36:15,926
- No. I'm just saying...
- "Does it come as a surprise?"

490
00:36:16,134 --> 00:36:17,594
(Chanel)
Oh, Lord.

491
00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:21,765
"That I dance like I got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?"

492
00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:24,477
Here we go. Her and her Miss Ang-er-loo.

493
00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:28,647
Angelou.
"Does my haughtiness offend you?"

494
00:36:29,064 --> 00:36:31,775
"Don't you take it awful hard

495
00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:36,155
" 'Cause I laugh... Ha!
like I got gold mines

496
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,866
"Digging in my own back yard."

497
00:36:40,117 --> 00:36:43,037
Don't dig too deep, Miss Josephine.

498
00:36:43,245 --> 00:36:47,416
"Leaving behind nights
Of terror and fear

499
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:53,255
"I rise into a daybreak
That is wondrously clear

500
00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:58,051
"I rise bringing the gifts
That the ancestors gave

501
00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:02,014
"I am the dream
And the hope of the slave

502
00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:03,890
"I rise...

503
00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:07,019
- "I rise...
- "I rise..."

504
00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:09,521
Yeah, I rise!

505
00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:18,697
All right, let's rise our asses
back to work. Come on, now.

506
00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:29,750
(rippling jazz piano upstairs)

507
00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:16,046
Hotlanta, Helen be talking to you standing
up, 'cause I just got me a bikini wax.

508
00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:21,051
Damn! That ain't natural, that torture!
What's the big deal about some stray hair?

509
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:26,265
You look all clean, but it hurts so much
you don't want him near it!

510
00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:31,061
You can make some serious bling
if you start doing waxes, girl.

511
00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:36,275
- You like landscaping, plant a garden.
- Oh, please, honey. My man loves it.

512
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:39,611
And it helps them know where they going.

513
00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:45,451
- Nobody'll come over if they can't find it.
- My man found my door just fine.

514
00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:48,579
- That's a revolving door.
- OK, nasty heifers.

515
00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:52,124
Real men like a woman natural and wild!

516
00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:55,460
You are preaching
to your damn self, honey.

517
00:38:55,878 --> 00:38:59,632
My man likes it trimmed and perfect.
He waxes his own brows.

518
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:04,428
- Oh, girl, you got one of them crying men.
- Uh, no. No, I don't.

519
00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:09,850
You show me a man can't cry, and
I'll show you one that's hitting somebody.

520
00:39:10,058 --> 00:39:16,106
I only got time for one crying man,
and it better be the one in the diapers.

521
00:39:16,315 --> 00:39:20,069
How about when
you're making mad, passionate love

522
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,614
and he reaches his climax

523
00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:29,661
and that one little tear starts rolling down
his face like Denzel Washington in Glory?

524
00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:35,918
Then you got him whipped!

525
00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:40,922
It had to be Denzel. She couldn't
have said Brad Pitt. Or Bozo the Clown.

526
00:39:41,131 --> 00:39:45,719
Hey, darling! How you doing?
Bet you no good, darling.

527
00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:49,682
Whoo-oo-ee! Look at this!
Is that Eye-talian marble?

528
00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:53,018
Whoo, girl, who y'all got
invested up in here, Ted Turner?

529
00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:58,232
Lord, Miss Rita got catfish dinner,
sock-it-to-me cake and bean pie.

530
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,194
- Excuse me?
- How you doing? Get in line.

531
00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:07,198
- I'm Gina. I'm the new owner of this place.
- Oh, you're the new owner?

532
00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:12,621
I'm glad you the new owner.
Angeline used to skim off my fish dinners.

533
00:40:12,829 --> 00:40:15,540
She's a Christian,
but I think she La Cosa Nostra.

534
00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:19,920
Here, darling, I'll always have
a plate of food for you, Gina.

535
00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:25,133
Extra monkey bread? Eeeeh!
The monkey just jump right out of me.

536
00:40:26,802 --> 00:40:28,470
Oh, you! Yeah, you there. Hey.

537
00:40:28,679 --> 00:40:32,850
Could you park my car?
I'll tip you later, because...

538
00:40:33,058 --> 00:40:35,978
Shit. Hold this for me.

539
00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:38,271
Terri, how you doing?

540
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,859
Excuse me. Give me them damn keys!
What's wrong with you?

541
00:40:45,362 --> 00:40:47,656
- Hi!
- Where'd the valet go?

542
00:40:47,865 --> 00:40:50,159
He's going to take a coffee break.

543
00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:54,955
- What are you doing around here?
- Look what Mindy at Jorge's did to me.

544
00:40:55,372 --> 00:40:57,249
I look like a scarecrow!

545
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:03,714
- You saved my hair, Gina.
- Don't make me save it again.

546
00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:06,007
I'm coming here.

547
00:41:06,216 --> 00:41:10,387
- Monkey bread? Eeeh! Just come out.
- No, thank you.

548
00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:13,724
I made it fresh this morning!
You'll love it.

549
00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:16,017
- Rita.
- You gonna love it.

550
00:41:16,226 --> 00:41:20,814
- She says she don't want none.
- I'm just trying to put a little fat on her.

551
00:41:21,023 --> 00:41:25,194
- Take that with you.
- Steven wants me to lose a few pounds.

552
00:41:25,402 --> 00:41:27,487
- Who is Steven?
- Her husband.

553
00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:35,412
Yeah. Or if he had one of those.

554
00:41:35,621 --> 00:41:40,626
- This is the picture I was talking about...
- Damn! See, that's just too much ass.

555
00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:43,962
If a plane crash, we could eat for days.

556
00:41:44,796 --> 00:41:49,384
- That's all burger right there.
- Enjoy the view? Take a picture.

557
00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:55,432
Get your ass out of my window before
I call the police! This ain't Magic City!

558
00:41:55,641 --> 00:41:58,144
Broke-asses! You see them pervs?

559
00:41:58,352 --> 00:42:01,480
I do miss Steven.
Seems like he's been gone forever.

560
00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:05,442
Where is he this time,
Mr Big-Time Sports Attorney?

561
00:42:05,651 --> 00:42:10,030
Hawaii, three weeks.
He's closing some big deal or something.

562
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,367
Closing a deal
on smacking some Hawaiian ass.

563
00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:18,371
- Girl, he's down there being a Don Ho.
- He tapping on something.

564
00:42:18,580 --> 00:42:22,125
- What's tapping?
- Tapping, tapping, tapping.

565
00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:27,965
No, no, no, Steven's not like that.
He loves me. He just works really hard.

566
00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:30,258
I bet he do.

567
00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:33,387
- I want to look pretty for him.
- You will.

568
00:42:33,595 --> 00:42:35,889
I cannot believe Jorge.

569
00:42:36,098 --> 00:42:40,060
- That shop is out of control since you left.
- Well, good.

570
00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:43,188
Sorry. Speak of the devil.

571
00:42:43,397 --> 00:42:45,900
Jorge. Hello?

572
00:42:46,108 --> 00:42:48,402
My angel. My God, I'm so sorry.

573
00:42:48,610 --> 00:42:53,198
I heard about the mishap
and Mindy has been released.

574
00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:57,786
Sweetheart, don't worry about that.
Gina's taking care of me.

575
00:42:57,995 --> 00:43:01,749
- Gina who?
- You know, Gina Gina. Say hello, Gina.

576
00:43:01,957 --> 00:43:04,042
It's Gina, bitch.

577
00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:08,005
- Bye, Jorge. Ooh, that felt good.
- Yes, it did.

578
00:43:12,176 --> 00:43:15,304
- Can you get her a free cappuccino?
- The devil is everywhere.

579
00:43:15,512 --> 00:43:17,389
- Be nice.
- I ain't talkin' to her.

580
00:43:17,806 --> 00:43:21,143
So, what you girls think
about that Janice Jackson?

581
00:43:21,351 --> 00:43:24,479
- Janet. Janet, baby.
- Janet Jackson.

582
00:43:25,522 --> 00:43:28,442
- She's crazy, huh?
- Why?

583
00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:31,987
- You know, with the titty.
- What's wrong with her titty?

584
00:43:32,196 --> 00:43:34,281
- No, I like...
- You like titties?

585
00:43:34,489 --> 00:43:36,574
No, I mean...

586
00:43:38,243 --> 00:43:41,788
- Gina, I don't know if I'm fitting in.
- You just got here.

587
00:43:42,206 --> 00:43:44,291
Yeah, I know I just got here,

588
00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:47,210
but I feel really...

589
00:43:47,419 --> 00:43:49,713
...really white.

590
00:43:49,922 --> 00:43:53,259
You feel really white
as opposed to what other colour?

591
00:43:53,467 --> 00:43:56,595
You know. I'm not as hip as you guys are.

592
00:43:57,012 --> 00:44:02,017
I can handle the girls, as lame as
they are. I can roll with the punches.

593
00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:07,022
But I've only had one client
since I got here, and you gave her to me.

594
00:44:07,231 --> 00:44:09,316
So maybe I should just go.

595
00:44:09,525 --> 00:44:15,364
No. Who should go is that crazy-ass lady
hustling pies and monkey bread. Eeeh!

596
00:44:15,572 --> 00:44:17,657
Like she got Tourette's or something.

597
00:44:17,866 --> 00:44:22,871
Ain't never seen nobody do that. Got
a twitch or something. No, Lynn, you fine.

598
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,417
You know, like when
I was at Jorge's. Shoot.

599
00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:30,379
You think it wasn't hard
being the only "moniker"?

600
00:44:30,587 --> 00:44:33,507
But I stuck it out, people warmed up,

601
00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:38,094
and eventually, it was like, "Blam!"
I was doing the damn thing.

602
00:44:39,555 --> 00:44:41,223
And so will you.

603
00:44:42,266 --> 00:44:43,726
OK.

604
00:44:43,934 --> 00:44:46,019
You can't leave me
with these crazy people.

605
00:44:46,436 --> 00:44:49,147
Girl, I knew you liked them greens!

606
00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:51,024
Mm! You keep eating like that,

607
00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:56,655
you gonna grow a big ol' Petey Pablo,
Lil Jon, Ying Yang Twin booty!

608
00:44:57,072 --> 00:45:02,703
Mm-m-m! Big booty like lda got. Turnips
did all of that. Girl, I knew you liked them.

609
00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:06,248
- Thank you, Gina.
- No problem, girl. I got your back.

610
00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:09,167
- Me, too.
- All right.

611
00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:12,921
- What?
- I got hungry. They're good.

612
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:15,633
(Gina)
I see.

613
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:18,344
- The oppressor.
- Who?

614
00:45:18,552 --> 00:45:20,846
State Board.

615
00:45:25,434 --> 00:45:27,519
Hi. I'm Gina. I'm the new owner.

616
00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:33,150
Guess what. You have major problems.
lnspector Crawford, State Board.

617
00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:37,321
I have to cite you
for the discarded equipment in the alley.

618
00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:41,074
Big Mike's Moving & Hauling
is picking that up today.

619
00:45:42,326 --> 00:45:45,663
- They always are.
- No. They really...

620
00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:54,213
Hey, hey. This is for $500.
Come on, man, I just bought this place.

621
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:58,800
- I can't afford tickets like this.
- You can't. Next one will be $1,000.

622
00:45:59,009 --> 00:46:02,346
One more and I shut you down.
Have a nice day.

623
00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:05,683
- "Have a nice day."
- (horn tooting)

624
00:46:09,436 --> 00:46:11,939
Now y'all coming.

625
00:46:16,318 --> 00:46:19,238
Well, your timing is perfect. You're slow.

626
00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:23,617
My bad. I'm running solo
and my boss think I'm a slave.

627
00:46:23,825 --> 00:46:25,910
Sign here.

628
00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:28,622
How long was you down for?

629
00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:31,124
Four months. Paroled out early.

630
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:34,253
- Possession?
- Why you gotta assume a brother...?

631
00:46:35,087 --> 00:46:37,798
lllegal sale of a restricted narcotic.

632
00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:41,969
Where's the countertops and stuff?

633
00:46:42,177 --> 00:46:45,305
Um... Everything's back there in the alley.

634
00:46:45,514 --> 00:46:49,059
By the way, who does your hair?
Your braids is tight.

635
00:46:49,268 --> 00:46:52,813
- Thanks. I do it myself.
- Come on.

636
00:46:53,021 --> 00:46:55,524
I used to braid in a shop around the way.

637
00:46:55,732 --> 00:46:59,903
Then I caught this little case. But in
the pen, I did braid all the homies' hair.

638
00:47:03,448 --> 00:47:07,202
-You like driving that truck?
- Ain't nothing really else out there.

639
00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:10,956
Well...

640
00:47:12,207 --> 00:47:15,127
Dawg, how long it gonna take?

641
00:47:22,217 --> 00:47:24,511
Our boy is fine.

642
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:29,516
Damn fine. I'd do him in a heartbeat
if I wasn't so damn fertile.

643
00:47:30,976 --> 00:47:34,104
- And didn't have a husband.
- He is cute.

644
00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:38,693
Thanks.

645
00:47:38,901 --> 00:47:40,986
Thanks.

646
00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:45,574
- You got me next, right?
- Uh-uh. I think I was here before you.

647
00:47:45,782 --> 00:47:50,578
What the hell is you talking about?
What's he gonna do, braid your scalp?

648
00:47:50,996 --> 00:47:56,001
I promise I'll take care of both of y'all.
I think she was here first.

649
00:47:56,418 --> 00:47:59,129
Let me take care of her
and I'll get back to you,

650
00:47:59,338 --> 00:48:03,509
'cause in my mind, I'm still
trying to figure out how I'm gonna...

651
00:48:03,717 --> 00:48:05,802
(both)
OK.

652
00:48:07,679 --> 00:48:11,016
I'm telling you, something just ain't right.

653
00:48:12,893 --> 00:48:16,021
Yeah. It's like he's too good-looking.

654
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:18,524
You can't tell if he's gender-specific.

655
00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:22,277
Josephine, come on.
Look at the muscles on that boy.

656
00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:28,117
Fifty percent pumping iron, and the rest
from fighting the brothers off that booty.

657
00:48:28,325 --> 00:48:31,036
He got a little swish down river.

658
00:48:32,496 --> 00:48:35,833
- Oh, he is beautiful, ain't he?
- (others) Mm-hm.

659
00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:38,126
- Diamond in the rough.
- All shiny.

660
00:48:38,544 --> 00:48:41,464
Let me see if he wants some cappuccino.

661
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,714
Dang.

662
00:48:42,923 --> 00:48:48,554
- I don't know, I think he's straight.
- You are so new.

663
00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:51,473
- James, you want a cappuccino?
- Yeah, please.

664
00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:55,227
- You want one?
- No. I'm OK, thanks.

665
00:49:00,023 --> 00:49:01,483
Swish-swish.

666
00:49:01,692 --> 00:49:04,612
- Uh-oh.
- You better work, work it, girl

667
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:06,071
- Cover girl
- Do your thing

668
00:49:06,488 --> 00:49:08,991
- Shante, shante
- On the runway...

669
00:49:09,199 --> 00:49:11,284
Get that phone.

670
00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:18,166
It's a great day
for a press and curl here at...

671
00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:20,878
Oh. Hold on.

672
00:49:21,086 --> 00:49:23,171
Gina, it's a Darnelle.

673
00:49:24,214 --> 00:49:26,091
What up, D?

674
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,551
You where?

675
00:49:42,566 --> 00:49:46,320
How does a grown-ass woman
get into this kind of trouble?

676
00:49:46,737 --> 00:49:49,240
Gina, I didn't know the bike was stolen!

677
00:49:49,448 --> 00:49:53,619
It don't matter. You have to make
some better choices with men.

678
00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:56,121
This is the last time I'm bailing you out.

679
00:49:56,330 --> 00:50:01,752
Next time, I'll let the chicks from C Block
pass you around for a carton of cigarettes.

680
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,463
They'll love a little freak like you.

681
00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:10,093
- You gonna tell my mom about this?
- No, I ain't gonna tell your mama. I should.

682
00:50:10,302 --> 00:50:12,596
Why raise her blood pressure?

683
00:50:13,013 --> 00:50:16,558
Thank you.
Look, I'm sorry, and I'll pay you back.

684
00:50:16,767 --> 00:50:20,521
- With what? You ain't even working.
- I know that.

685
00:50:20,729 --> 00:50:23,857
But look, I'll find a way. I promise.

686
00:50:24,066 --> 00:50:27,611
That's for sure.
Ain't no secret I'm getting my money back.

687
00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:31,365
I'm gonna get my money
one way or another.

688
00:50:31,782 --> 00:50:34,910
Don't you wish your girlfriend
Was hot like me

689
00:50:35,327 --> 00:50:38,664
Oh, don't you wish your girlfriend
Was a freak like me

690
00:50:39,081 --> 00:50:40,958
-Like me
-Don't ya...

691
00:50:43,669 --> 00:50:45,546
Hm?

692
00:50:46,588 --> 00:50:48,673
Cappuccino?

693
00:50:49,925 --> 00:50:52,636
- Ahem.
- (sighs)

694
00:50:52,845 --> 00:50:55,139
Cappuccino? Water?

695
00:50:56,181 --> 00:51:01,395
There you go. Say it like you mean it.
No, scratch that. Like you love it.

696
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:07,443
- Hey, you want a cappuccino?
- No, baby.

697
00:51:07,651 --> 00:51:11,613
I don't eat or drink nothing I can't spell.

698
00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:17,870
(clears throat)
Wow.
You must be like the spelling bee champ.

699
00:51:18,287 --> 00:51:20,790
Don't look like your mouth is shy to a fork.

700
00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:27,671
Y'all hold it down.
I'm going to make a bank run.

701
00:51:40,601 --> 00:51:46,232
Say now, lover. Looking like a piece
of red velvet cake, so nice and sweet.

702
00:51:46,648 --> 00:51:50,819
Is your body named Visa?
'Cause it's everywhere I wanna be.

703
00:51:51,028 --> 00:51:52,488
Why don't you get some business?

704
00:51:52,696 --> 00:51:57,701
I'm shooting footage for my music video.
You can be in it. Shake a little something.

705
00:51:57,910 --> 00:52:03,124
Let me guess. You want me to wear
tight booty shorts with a fishnet halter top.

706
00:52:03,332 --> 00:52:07,086
You ain't gotta wear no fishnet.
Wear a T-shirt.

707
00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:12,925
Just as long as you don't mind
getting it wet. What's that you listening to?

708
00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:15,844
- Bach.
- You listen to Pac, too?

709
00:52:16,053 --> 00:52:20,432
Bach. As in Johann Sebastian.
Classical composer.

710
00:52:21,683 --> 00:52:24,603
He look like the old dude
on the oatmeal box, right?

711
00:52:24,811 --> 00:52:26,271
Yeah.

712
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:30,234
- Why you listen to that boring stuff?
- It's not boring. It's art.

713
00:52:31,902 --> 00:52:36,281
Dang. Well, you got your art

714
00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:38,575
and I got mine.

715
00:52:38,784 --> 00:52:41,495
Now, that's a money shot right there.

716
00:52:41,912 --> 00:52:46,083
Let's hat up, y'all! Cracker Barrel
"bring-a-friend" gonna be over!

717
00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:50,670
I'm driving.
Y'all gonna be too full to walk back.

718
00:52:54,216 --> 00:52:56,927
- Is that a purse?
- No, it's a man bag.

719
00:52:57,344 --> 00:53:01,723
- A man bag?
- Yeah, it's like the hottest new accessory.

720
00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:05,477
You got some man lipstick
in that bag, James?

721
00:53:06,728 --> 00:53:09,439
They done took metrosexual too far.

722
00:53:09,648 --> 00:53:13,819
- Darnelle, you wanna come?
- I gotta stay and watch Vanessa.

723
00:53:15,904 --> 00:53:19,449
- Lynn, you coming?
- No, I'm gonna hang out. I'll be fine.

724
00:53:19,658 --> 00:53:22,578
I'm gonna bring you back
something, anyway.

725
00:53:22,786 --> 00:53:24,871
OK.

726
00:53:34,047 --> 00:53:37,801
- Them girls don't like me much.
- They don't even know you.

727
00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:43,015
How do you get to know someone without
trying to? Like asking them to lunch?

728
00:53:43,223 --> 00:53:47,394
Some folks prefer kicking it with people
they have something in common with.

729
00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:50,314
That's just racial profiling.

730
00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:55,736
When I worked in my mama's shop in Blue
Ridge, I did black, white, polka-dotted hair.

731
00:53:55,944 --> 00:54:00,949
This ain't your mama's shop in Blue Ridge.
This is the SWATS, the ghetto.

732
00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:06,162
- You need to show you're trying to fit in.
- I'm not following.

733
00:54:06,371 --> 00:54:09,499
Look, Lynn, it is all about the visual, OK?

734
00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:13,879
You could be the best in here,
but can't nobody tell by looking at you.

735
00:54:14,087 --> 00:54:17,424
Girl, presentation is the key.

736
00:54:17,633 --> 00:54:22,429
- Presentation? What do you suggest?
- Just wait and see.

737
00:54:24,306 --> 00:54:25,766
Just trust me.

738
00:54:26,183 --> 00:54:29,728
Miss Gina! I've been seeing
everything you have been doing

739
00:54:30,145 --> 00:54:32,648
- and the shop is fabulous!
- Thank you.

740
00:54:32,856 --> 00:54:36,193
If you wanna let these divas have it,
you need my handbag

741
00:54:36,610 --> 00:54:40,364
'cause it's spring
and you don't want to be caught in suede.

742
00:54:40,781 --> 00:54:46,412
And you gotta have your pink. It's spring,
girl. Push, push, fierce! It's fierce!

743
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:50,374
- You always get me started out here.
- Girl, honey.

744
00:54:50,582 --> 00:54:54,127
- Better work it.
- I'm gonna work it, girl. I'll catch you.

745
00:54:54,336 --> 00:54:58,507
- I'll catch you. Now, push, baby.
- Push, diva, and catch it.

746
00:54:58,924 --> 00:55:03,303
That's right. I done told you
about slamming in front of my shop.

747
00:55:06,223 --> 00:55:08,517
(women murmur approvingly)

748
00:55:08,725 --> 00:55:10,810
Oh, my God.

749
00:55:11,854 --> 00:55:14,982
Oh, hi, Gina!

750
00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:19,778
- You like it? Isn't it cute?
- Don't look over here. Darnelle did that.

751
00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:23,115
It look good, right?

752
00:55:23,532 --> 00:55:26,243
- Right?
- Right.

753
00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:28,745
I just said, "When in Rome..."

754
00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:33,334
(radio)He's all caught up
and it's all because of me

755
00:55:34,585 --> 00:55:37,505
I'm so sorry it had to be you, boy...

756
00:55:37,921 --> 00:55:40,841
- Don't shake that baby loose.
- (Gina) Lord, don't do that.

757
00:55:41,049 --> 00:55:42,926
We gonna get indecency charges.

758
00:55:43,135 --> 00:55:48,766
(Helen) I'm not a salad-chomping sister
that weighs 52 pounds in a wet T-shirt.

759
00:55:48,974 --> 00:55:53,145
I got hips, thighs
and don't discriminate against pies.

760
00:55:53,353 --> 00:55:57,941
But this getting your stomach stapled
just to lose weight? That ain't good.

761
00:55:58,150 --> 00:56:03,989
It ain't gonna stop you from popping
one of your mama's biscuits in the mouth.

762
00:56:04,198 --> 00:56:06,075
Am I in line?

763
00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:10,454
Hotlanta, you know Helen's keeping it real
with you. Holler back at me.

764
00:56:10,662 --> 00:56:12,330
Holler!

765
00:56:15,667 --> 00:56:17,961
- (cheering)
- Be quiet, y'all. Oprah's on.

766
00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:21,090
(mobile phone rings)

767
00:56:24,009 --> 00:56:29,014
- Uh... where you think you going?
- I will be right back, OK? I'll be right back.

768
00:56:33,185 --> 00:56:35,896
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Hey.

769
00:56:36,104 --> 00:56:39,649
- Give me some of that thug love.
- Thank you for coming to see me.

770
00:56:39,858 --> 00:56:43,820
- What's happening with you?
- Oh, man.

771
00:56:44,863 --> 00:56:50,077
I got in trouble, and Gina loaned me
this money, so she got me working it off.

772
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:54,665
They got you twisted, huh? Come on,
get with the money train and let's ride.

773
00:56:54,873 --> 00:56:58,001
- Money train?
- I got a plan for you, shorty.

774
00:56:58,210 --> 00:57:01,755
Hell, yeah. They'll be all right.
Can we go shopping?

775
00:57:02,172 --> 00:57:05,092
I hear that. I got something for you, too.

776
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,642
Word for today is "chutzpah".
Do you know that word?

777
00:57:16,353 --> 00:57:19,898
- Who keeps unplugging this?
- It is a Yiddish word...

778
00:57:20,107 --> 00:57:21,984
(screaming)

779
00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:30,117
Whoa, amazing grace...

780
00:57:30,325 --> 00:57:31,576
Shut up!

781
00:57:33,871 --> 00:57:37,833
Dang! Are y'all having a slumber party?
Y'all didn't invite me?

782
00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:41,170
- Now is not the time!
- A'ight.

783
00:57:41,378 --> 00:57:44,715
But I saw that inspector dude
at the barber shop.

784
00:57:45,132 --> 00:57:49,928
Like I need something else to be worried
about. Hold him off, I'll be right back.

785
00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:54,516
- I got that, Miss Gina.
- Go on, get out of here. Go ahead.

786
00:57:57,227 --> 00:58:00,355
Please be home, Joe. I can't believe this.

787
00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:04,526
- You wanna buy some candy bars?
- No, thank you.

788
00:58:04,735 --> 00:58:07,655
- I got Kit Kat, Mars, Snickers.
- Not tonight.

789
00:58:08,071 --> 00:58:10,365
Please let his sarcastic ass be here.

790
00:58:12,242 --> 00:58:15,579
Please be there,
please be there, please be there.

791
00:58:24,129 --> 00:58:27,883
- I need your help.
- OK, let me grab a shirt.

792
00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:33,305
- I got... I got cherry, apple.
- No!

793
00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:38,728
You buy some candy, and I don't tell them
that you got a Rolex in that briefcase.

794
00:58:38,936 --> 00:58:40,604
I don't have...

795
00:58:48,946 --> 00:58:52,908
- You say you got Blow Pops?
- Every flavour, dawg.

796
00:58:53,116 --> 00:58:56,661
- A cherry.
- Five dollars. You kind of broke.

797
00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:06,254
- (women cheering)
- All right, Joe!

798
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,591
My God! Thank you, Joe. You saved me.

799
00:59:10,008 --> 00:59:15,222
The generator is only going to hold for
a while. You need to get this place fixed.

800
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:20,226
I will. I just...
I have to find the money to do it.

801
00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:22,520
Pay me later. I'll help you out.

802
00:59:23,564 --> 00:59:26,067
- OK?
- OK.

803
00:59:28,777 --> 00:59:31,697
- Bye, ladies.
- (all) Bye, Joe.

804
00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:37,744
Miss Norris.

805
00:59:38,161 --> 00:59:41,706
Are we the only shop in Atlanta
you like to harass?

806
00:59:41,915 --> 00:59:45,043
When Angeline owned this place,
I never seen you.

807
00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:47,755
I'm just doing my job.

808
00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:50,466
The generator is just temporary,

809
00:59:50,674 --> 00:59:54,845
but an electrician's coming on Monday,
he's gonna rewire the place.

810
00:59:55,053 --> 00:59:56,721
It's very nice.

811
00:59:56,930 --> 01:00:02,144
But a new state regulation says that all
these hairdryers have to have a wall plug.

812
01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:05,481
How am I supposed to know about it?

813
01:00:05,898 --> 01:00:08,609
I just told you. That's how.

814
01:00:08,817 --> 01:00:13,405
Get up to speed, Miss Norris.
One more of those, closed for good.

815
01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:15,491
Ladies.

816
01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,367
A thousand dollars?

817
01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:21,121
I take two steps forward
to get knocked three steps back.

818
01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:24,458
Can you ask them to increase your loan?

819
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:28,211
I'm barely keeping up
with the payments I got now.

820
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:32,591
Something gotta turn around
or it ain't looking too good for the shop.

821
01:00:33,008 --> 01:00:38,430
We can do something. I got a little bit
stored away. We can have a garage sale.

822
01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:41,350
I mean, how much do we need?

823
01:00:43,018 --> 01:00:45,103
Oh, shit! Excuse me, Lord.

824
01:00:45,312 --> 01:00:47,189
We need Jesus.

825
01:00:47,814 --> 01:00:49,691
- Hey, y'all.
- Oh!

826
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:53,862
In before dawn. Goodnight, Gina.

827
01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:59,493
- Gina, did you tell her?
- No.

828
01:00:59,701 --> 01:01:02,412
- I swear Mama stay mad at me.
- I wonder why.

829
01:01:02,621 --> 01:01:05,332
What happened to "I'll be right back"?

830
01:01:05,541 --> 01:01:11,380
Oh... my bad, Gina. Glen just came down
from New York, and I hadn't seen him.

831
01:01:11,588 --> 01:01:15,759
He has a record label,
and he wants me to be on his next album.

832
01:01:16,802 --> 01:01:19,305
You can't even sing.

833
01:01:19,721 --> 01:01:21,806
All right, look at this.

834
01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:29,314
- What's this?
- That's the bail money that I owe you.

835
01:01:29,523 --> 01:01:33,694
Glen gave me some cash,
now I don't have to work in the shop.

836
01:01:33,902 --> 01:01:37,239
- What'd you do to get that money?
- Come on, please!

837
01:01:37,447 --> 01:01:40,575
You know I don't get down like that, OK?

838
01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:44,329
If a dude wanna pay my bills,
I'm gonna let him.

839
01:01:44,538 --> 01:01:47,666
Shut up, 'cause you sound
real stupid right now.

840
01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:52,879
OK? You just lazy and you wasting
your life. And you wasting my time!

841
01:01:53,297 --> 01:01:57,259
Why don't you use
your little money to go buy a clue?

842
01:02:12,482 --> 01:02:17,278
Stacy, I don't understand. Joanne Marcus
was supposed to be here at ten.

843
01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:21,449
And this is not a coffee shop.
You eat in the back.

844
01:02:37,299 --> 01:02:39,593
Hey.

845
01:02:42,513 --> 01:02:44,181
Doughnuts.

846
01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,934
You killing me, D.

847
01:02:48,143 --> 01:02:54,191
If you change your mind, they'll be in
the back. I'll even restock the shelves.

848
01:02:56,276 --> 01:02:58,570
- Gina!
- Joanne Marcus!

849
01:02:58,779 --> 01:03:01,699
Terri, where did you find her? Look at you!

850
01:03:01,907 --> 01:03:04,618
Oh, why not? Everyone else is.

851
01:03:04,826 --> 01:03:07,329
- You grew.
- Yes, I did.

852
01:03:07,538 --> 01:03:09,623
Eight thousand a pop.

853
01:03:09,831 --> 01:03:12,959
- Had my nipples done, too. Wanna feel?
- Maybe later.

854
01:03:13,168 --> 01:03:17,964
I ran into Joanne down at Saks
and dragged her down to see you.

855
01:03:18,173 --> 01:03:22,344
- Girl, what you doing with that hair?
- My hair misses you, Gina.

856
01:03:22,761 --> 01:03:25,889
Well, your timing is good.
My chair is open.

857
01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:32,354
I got that purse. Did you get yours from
Bernard at the Piggly Wiggly in Decatur?

858
01:03:32,563 --> 01:03:36,525
- Piggly Wiggly?
- Yeah, and he sells thongs, too.

859
01:03:39,653 --> 01:03:42,573
- He works here?
- That he does.

860
01:03:42,781 --> 01:03:45,701
Is that cat-bread lady
gonna be here today?

861
01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,048
Bitch.

862
01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:04,052
Mm... mm! Mm! Mm-mm-mm!

863
01:04:04,469 --> 01:04:09,265
How many grams of fat would you say
are in a plate of your greens?

864
01:04:09,474 --> 01:04:14,270
My greens is all fat. I found every fat
you could find to put in my greens.

865
01:04:14,479 --> 01:04:17,607
Fatbacks, salt pork,
Vienna sausage, ham slices,

866
01:04:17,816 --> 01:04:20,736
pork chop, pork rinds and bacon bits.

867
01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:23,864
- Talk dirty to me.
- Say it with me, "Fat is good."

868
01:04:24,072 --> 01:04:26,575
- Fat is good.
- Sho' nuff is.

869
01:04:26,783 --> 01:04:29,703
- You should cater.
- Baby, franchise. Think big.

870
01:04:29,912 --> 01:04:34,708
- Tell me you have that magic potion stuff.
- You know I do.

871
01:04:34,917 --> 01:04:36,794
Your magic what?

872
01:04:37,002 --> 01:04:40,339
It's just some conditioner
that I mix up in my kitchen.

873
01:04:40,547 --> 01:04:43,675
Mix up in your kitchen?
What, hair crack?

874
01:04:45,344 --> 01:04:48,055
The stuff is great.
They should be selling it in stores.

875
01:04:48,472 --> 01:04:50,557
They really should.

876
01:04:50,766 --> 01:04:55,771
I know a few corporate vendors. They're
always looking for the next big thing.

877
01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:57,856
I wanna be the next big thing.

878
01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:02,235
- Float me a few bottles.
- I will float you a damn case.

879
01:05:02,444 --> 01:05:05,364
Hook us up with some of your hair crack.

880
01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:07,657
It's conditioner.

881
01:05:07,866 --> 01:05:09,951
Yeah, Gina, hook us up.

882
01:05:11,828 --> 01:05:17,459
Either you got a bee sting to the breasts
or you got some work done to your bosom.

883
01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:19,753
I sure did, and I love them.

884
01:05:19,962 --> 01:05:22,465
For 8,000 a pop, you better love them.

885
01:05:22,673 --> 01:05:28,721
Hold up, Heidi. You paid
8,000 American dollars per titty?

886
01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:30,597
Yes.

887
01:05:30,806 --> 01:05:33,726
You could've bought a Saturn with that.

888
01:05:33,934 --> 01:05:36,645
OK, you see all this ludicrousness here?

889
01:05:36,854 --> 01:05:40,399
This implant stuff,
it's more of a white girl thing.

890
01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:43,318
No, Chanel. Black girls get it done, too.

891
01:05:43,735 --> 01:05:47,489
I'm just saying,
we don't get all crazy like y'all do.

892
01:05:47,906 --> 01:05:52,077
- lnjecting your asses in your lips is nasty.
- Girl, who you telling?

893
01:05:52,494 --> 01:05:58,750
I get a couple of unruly back or chest hairs
plucked, other than that I just be chillin'.

894
01:06:02,087 --> 01:06:03,755
What?

895
01:06:03,964 --> 01:06:06,049
So, what I'm saying is,

896
01:06:06,258 --> 01:06:11,680
some folks have to pay to look good
while others are just born that way.

897
01:06:11,889 --> 01:06:15,851
- It's the motherland, baby.
- Were you born ass-backwards?

898
01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:21,481
That statement personifies your ignorance
as it pertains to the topic of beauty.

899
01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:25,235
- Whoo!
- (sizzling)

900
01:06:25,444 --> 01:06:30,032
Excuse me? I know Botox Barbie
isn't trying to call me ignorant.

901
01:06:30,449 --> 01:06:34,411
- I heard her say, "Your mama".
- Calm down, hussies.

902
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:37,540
- I throw the peace card on you.
- Thank you.

903
01:06:37,748 --> 01:06:40,876
Come on, let's go get this hair done.

904
01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:43,587
(jazz piano upstairs)

905
01:06:49,635 --> 01:06:52,346
Does he ever leave that apartment?

906
01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:58,810
- That piano is getting on my nerves.
- Which is why you haven't patched it up.

907
01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:02,773
Excuse you.
I've been busy, mademoiselle.

908
01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:07,152
Get your things together
so I can take you to church to practise.

909
01:07:07,361 --> 01:07:11,532
Have you decided
what you wanna play for your recital yet?

910
01:07:12,574 --> 01:07:14,868
Vanessa.

911
01:07:18,413 --> 01:07:20,290
Vanessa.

912
01:07:24,461 --> 01:07:28,006
(plays relaxed jazz melody)

913
01:08:20,350 --> 01:08:22,435
Shoot.

914
01:08:28,275 --> 01:08:30,569
I was just, um...

915
01:08:31,195 --> 01:08:33,906
...checking out your big spear.

916
01:08:34,531 --> 01:08:35,991
Sorry.

917
01:08:36,408 --> 01:08:38,911
Would you like to join us?

918
01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:41,622
Can you show me the intervals again?

919
01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:45,167
Each chord progression
is three steps apart.

920
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:53,091
See? That's why he called it
Giant Steps.

921
01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,803
You won't hear this at my recital.

922
01:08:56,011 --> 01:08:59,556
- So what are you gonna play?
- I don't know.

923
01:08:59,765 --> 01:09:02,685
- I'm all confused.
- What are you confused about?

924
01:09:03,101 --> 01:09:06,855
Listen to your heart...
(plays chord)

925
01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:09,775
...and your fingers will follow.

926
01:09:09,983 --> 01:09:13,528
(plays "Giant Steps" by John Coltrane)

927
01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:24,790
This goes out to all the finger-in-your-face,
calling-me-out-my-name heifers.

928
01:09:25,207 --> 01:09:29,795
Get all up in my face if you want to, but
don't get it twisted. 'Cause guess what?

929
01:09:30,003 --> 01:09:34,799
-If you mess with me, I'll take your man
-Uh, uh, uh

930
01:09:35,217 --> 01:09:37,511
(sings along)Well, I'll take your man
Right out the box

931
01:09:37,719 --> 01:09:39,804
And put him under my padlocks

932
01:09:40,013 --> 01:09:42,724
So when you see us together
Chillin' in the place

933
01:09:42,933 --> 01:09:44,601
Cold walkin'
And sportin' him in your face

934
01:09:44,810 --> 01:09:46,895
Go ahead, roll your eyes
Suck your teeth

935
01:09:47,104 --> 01:09:49,607
Keep huffin' and puffin' like a dog in heat

936
01:09:49,815 --> 01:09:51,483
You know whassup, I ain't no poo-putt

937
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:56,696
'Cause Pepa kick butts off dumb young
bucks like you and the rest of your crew

938
01:09:56,905 --> 01:09:58,990
If moms want static I'll diss her too

939
01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:01,493
So scram, you know who I am

940
01:10:01,702 --> 01:10:05,247
Damn, chick, don't play me close
'Cause I'll take your man...

941
01:10:06,915 --> 01:10:09,418
- Chanel, hey.
- (clears throat) Hey.

942
01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:13,380
Um... You know, I was just, um...

943
01:10:13,589 --> 01:10:15,883
Taking someone's man?

944
01:10:17,759 --> 01:10:19,844
I'll take your man...

945
01:10:20,053 --> 01:10:23,390
I'm not playing any Beethoven or Mozart.
Too overdone.

946
01:10:23,807 --> 01:10:27,352
I'm thinking Coltrane or Monk.

947
01:10:27,561 --> 01:10:31,106
Then again, some Miles or Stevie Wonder.
Maybe some...

948
01:10:31,315 --> 01:10:34,652
Girl, go and play
with your little friend, please.

949
01:10:35,903 --> 01:10:37,988
- Clown.
- Yo, whassup, V?

950
01:10:38,197 --> 01:10:40,491
- Still shooting behinds, huh?
- Yup.

951
01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:44,036
The booty is the cornerstone
of all hip-hop videos.

952
01:10:44,453 --> 01:10:46,956
- If it ain't shaking, it ain't selling.
- Whatever.

953
01:10:47,164 --> 01:10:51,543
Are you down for some Krispy Kreme?
My play cousin Howard works there.

954
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:54,880
He got shrimp doughnuts.
Buffalo doughnuts.

955
01:10:55,088 --> 01:10:58,008
He got... big booty doughnuts.

956
01:10:58,217 --> 01:11:01,971
No, I don't eat doughnuts
with boys who exploit women.

957
01:11:02,179 --> 01:11:06,558
- How about a burger, then?
- I don't want any of your burgers.

958
01:11:06,767 --> 01:11:11,772
- So you can get to stepping!
- See, that's why I like older women.

959
01:11:14,066 --> 01:11:16,360
There's one of your men.

960
01:11:18,028 --> 01:11:21,573
- Mm! I'll be right back.
- That's what you always say.

961
01:11:21,782 --> 01:11:26,161
I ain't gonna say she's a ho
'cause that's Gina's sister-in-law.

962
01:11:30,123 --> 01:11:34,711
- Hey, baby. Are you happy to see me?
- Hey, baby.

963
01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:37,839
- You're so sweet.
- Oh, thank you.

964
01:11:38,048 --> 01:11:40,342
This is how sweet you are.

965
01:11:41,385 --> 01:11:43,679
My good... Is that for me? Oh, baby.

966
01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:47,641
You and only... you.

967
01:11:47,850 --> 01:11:53,272
Let's go get a drink, just chill out for
the rest of the day. How's that sound?

968
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:57,651
Baby, it sounds so good.
I wish I could, but I gotta work.

969
01:11:57,860 --> 01:12:02,448
- Baby, I'll bring you back.
- I know, but I've really got to work.

970
01:12:02,656 --> 01:12:06,618
- I'm trying to get close to you.
- Gina needs me, OK? Thank you.

971
01:12:06,827 --> 01:12:09,747
- I don't give a damn about Gina!
- Oh, oh, oh!

972
01:12:10,163 --> 01:12:12,457
Don't you ever grab me up like that!

973
01:12:12,666 --> 01:12:14,960
What the hell?

974
01:12:15,169 --> 01:12:17,463
What's this going on?

975
01:12:17,671 --> 01:12:21,008
- Get in my car, you hear me?
- Hell, no!

976
01:12:21,216 --> 01:12:23,719
You didn't put your hands on that girl.

977
01:12:24,136 --> 01:12:28,307
- Take your ass back in there.
- Take your ass from the front of my shop!

978
01:12:28,515 --> 01:12:32,477
- Bitch, get out of my face.
- Bitch? I will burn your ass.

979
01:12:32,686 --> 01:12:34,563
Careful with that.

980
01:12:34,771 --> 01:12:37,691
- Keep your hands to yourself.
- I'll be back.

981
01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:41,862
- What you? Go do some hair.
- I'll burn your ass.

982
01:12:42,070 --> 01:12:44,364
Hold on. We got a problem here?

983
01:12:44,573 --> 01:12:48,744
You the mascot of the shop?
Take your foo-foo ass back in there.

984
01:12:48,952 --> 01:12:51,872
Go braid your eyebrows or something.

985
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,374
Check this out, dude.

986
01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:57,920
Did you see that?

987
01:12:58,962 --> 01:13:01,256
I hate violence.

988
01:13:01,465 --> 01:13:06,261
See? You come here talking all that stuff
and you got knocked out!

989
01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:10,015
See, you need to learn
how to respect women.

990
01:13:10,224 --> 01:13:15,229
Willie got it all on camera
and he sell them in the 'hood for 14.99.

991
01:13:15,646 --> 01:13:17,940
("Tainted Love" by Gloria Jones)

992
01:13:18,148 --> 01:13:22,110
Sometimes I feel I've got to

993
01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:25,239
Run away, I've got to

994
01:13:25,447 --> 01:13:30,035
Get away from the pain
You drive into the heart of me

995
01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:32,538
The love we share

996
01:13:32,746 --> 01:13:35,666
Seems to
Go nowhere

997
01:13:35,874 --> 01:13:38,377
And I've lost my light

998
01:13:38,585 --> 01:13:41,088
For I toss and turn
And can't sleep at night...

999
01:13:41,296 --> 01:13:43,799
Well, I'll be damned!

1000
01:13:45,467 --> 01:13:48,178
- I'm gonna get him.
- Jorge!

1001
01:13:48,595 --> 01:13:51,515
Hi, Jorge. Remember me?

1002
01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:56,520
Ja, the shampooing girl.
How goes it with the shampooing? Good?

1003
01:13:56,728 --> 01:14:01,524
The name's Lynn,
and I'm a stylist now, for your FYl.

1004
01:14:01,733 --> 01:14:03,193
So...

1005
01:14:06,530 --> 01:14:08,615
So, yup.

1006
01:14:10,492 --> 01:14:15,497
Well, you must be lost or something.
Did you make a wrong turn in your BMW?

1007
01:14:15,914 --> 01:14:19,668
No, I took the Jaguar,
and it's good to see you too, Gina.

1008
01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:24,465
He's in the "Yaguar". I thought you were
in the Beamer. What do you want?

1009
01:14:24,673 --> 01:14:26,341
I want for nothing.

1010
01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:31,346
I was curious about the place
that's been stealing all of my best clients.

1011
01:14:31,555 --> 01:14:36,769
Now I see why. It's very trendy.
Very SoHo loft-ish. I love it.

1012
01:14:37,186 --> 01:14:42,400
I'm not doing bad, especially for a woman
who should be falling flat on her ass.

1013
01:14:42,608 --> 01:14:47,404
Yeah, well, about that, Gina, I want you
to know I'm truly sorry for my words.

1014
01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:52,409
I was speaking from an angry place,
and I do not wish to reside there any more.

1015
01:14:52,618 --> 01:14:58,040
I mean, I wish no ill will upon you
or... or your shop or your peeps.

1016
01:14:58,248 --> 01:15:02,002
- I mean, girlfriend, you are doing it, ja?
- Yeah.

1017
01:15:02,211 --> 01:15:07,425
It can't be easy, what with the overhead,
the fine and the State Board coming by.

1018
01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:10,761
I've been there
and back to the other place.

1019
01:15:10,969 --> 01:15:13,054
And your point?

1020
01:15:13,263 --> 01:15:15,140
I just wanted to say that

1021
01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:19,936
if you ever need anything,
anything at all, lean on me.

1022
01:15:20,354 --> 01:15:24,108
When you're not strong, I will be there.

1023
01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:29,321
I am Jorge, and there will always be
an open chair at Jorge's for Gina, ja?

1024
01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:34,743
Thanks. That means a lot, coming from
you. But I don't think I'll be needing that.

1025
01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:38,914
OK, well, fair enough.

1026
01:15:39,122 --> 01:15:41,416
Ciao. Wiedersehen.

1027
01:15:42,876 --> 01:15:44,544
Oh, Joanne.

1028
01:15:44,753 --> 01:15:50,801
Wow, congratulations on the twins.
But I see that they are not identical.

1029
01:15:56,014 --> 01:15:59,351
- What the hell did he want?
- He came over to hate.

1030
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,645
He's just jealous.

1031
01:16:01,854 --> 01:16:05,816
- Who was that?
- That was the infamous Jorge.

1032
01:16:06,024 --> 01:16:08,318
- Nice shoes.
- You got some issues.

1033
01:16:08,527 --> 01:16:11,238
- Gina, who's your girl?
- You are.

1034
01:16:11,446 --> 01:16:16,034
And who, when asked to make something
happen, is making something happen?

1035
01:16:16,243 --> 01:16:18,120
- You again?
- Correct.

1036
01:16:18,328 --> 01:16:22,916
And who talked up your conditioner
for CoverGirl's line of boutique products?

1037
01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:26,462
- And they want to meet with you.
- Don't play with me.

1038
01:16:26,670 --> 01:16:29,381
They wanna fly you to New York,
talk business.

1039
01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:33,761
They wanna fly me to New York?
Me? Oh! Oh, my God!

1040
01:16:34,386 --> 01:16:38,557
- What?
- Thank you, Joanne! Oh, my God!

1041
01:16:38,765 --> 01:16:40,433
Oh, my God!

1042
01:16:40,851 --> 01:16:44,188
CoverGirl is interested in my conditioner.

1043
01:16:44,396 --> 01:16:47,107
- No!
- I can't believe it!

1044
01:16:47,316 --> 01:16:49,819
- You talking about that hair crack?
- Yes.

1045
01:16:50,027 --> 01:16:55,032
They can call it whatever they want,
if they sell it. I feel like I won the lottery.

1046
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:59,828
- Why don't you feel like taking us out?
- I think I can do that.

1047
01:17:00,037 --> 01:17:02,122
We got to toast on this somewhere.

1048
01:17:02,539 --> 01:17:06,918
I can't drink, but I sure can eat.
Cosmopolitan cheesecake!

1049
01:17:08,587 --> 01:17:12,758
Tonight we're celebrating.
We're getting it on, getting tipsy.

1050
01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:14,843
Go sit your butt down.

1051
01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:18,805
We going out tonight. We partying!
Joanne, please.

1052
01:17:20,682 --> 01:17:22,350
- Hey, Joe.
- Hey, little one.

1053
01:17:22,559 --> 01:17:25,062
CoverGirl might buy
my mom's conditioner.

1054
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:28,816
Her and the girls
are going out tonight to celebrate.

1055
01:17:29,024 --> 01:17:32,361
Thought maybe
you'd wanna meet them there.

1056
01:17:32,778 --> 01:17:35,281
I'm not sure she wants me there.

1057
01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:39,034
But tell her I said congratulations.
That's great news.

1058
01:17:39,451 --> 01:17:43,413
- OK. Talk to you later.
- Keep practising.

1059
01:17:43,830 --> 01:17:46,750
("Vibrate" by Petey Pablo)

1060
01:17:52,798 --> 01:17:55,718
(whooping)

1061
01:18:00,097 --> 01:18:02,182
Hey, baby.

1062
01:18:03,225 --> 01:18:05,310
Look at that girl over there.

1063
01:18:05,727 --> 01:18:11,149
If I wasn't married and pregnant, I'd get
with one of these little chocolate kisses.

1064
01:18:11,358 --> 01:18:14,695
Yup. I can see why they call it happy hour!

1065
01:18:14,903 --> 01:18:20,534
Please, honey, happy hour ended a long
time ago. It is get-crunked hour, OK?

1066
01:18:20,951 --> 01:18:23,245
OK, ladies, and James,

1067
01:18:23,453 --> 01:18:28,249
I just want to say thank you so much
for hanging in there with me, y'all.

1068
01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:33,046
You wanted a Jorge's, but you belong
right here in the 'hood with us.

1069
01:18:33,255 --> 01:18:35,340
That's right.

1070
01:18:35,549 --> 01:18:39,094
When I met y'all
at Miss Angeline's that morning,

1071
01:18:39,303 --> 01:18:41,806
I thought I was in for the worst.

1072
01:18:42,014 --> 01:18:48,062
And that's what I got. Until them two birds
left the shop, and then I had the best.

1073
01:18:48,478 --> 01:18:52,023
Ah, yes. Yes, I do.

1074
01:18:52,441 --> 01:18:55,986
To Gina. Sister, you are an inspiration.

1075
01:18:56,195 --> 01:19:01,200
"Whether it's the arch of your back
Or the sun of your smile

1076
01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:05,787
"The ride of your breasts
Or the grace of your style

1077
01:19:05,996 --> 01:19:11,210
"You are and always will be
A woman phenomenally

1078
01:19:11,418 --> 01:19:14,963
"Phenomenal woman!" That's you.

1079
01:19:15,172 --> 01:19:19,760
Yes, it is. Congratulations, Gina.
Would you like to dance?

1080
01:19:20,177 --> 01:19:23,514
- What are you doing here?
- Asking you to dance.

1081
01:19:23,931 --> 01:19:28,310
Now, please say yes so it can look
like I have a little bit of game.

1082
01:19:28,727 --> 01:19:31,438
- Oh, my God, girl!
- Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!

1083
01:19:31,647 --> 01:19:35,401
- I wanna get tribal with y'all.
- That was, like, 1989.

1084
01:19:35,609 --> 01:19:37,903
OK, hand me the scissor.

1085
01:19:41,657 --> 01:19:45,411
So, Lynn,
you wanna move a little something?

1086
01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:50,207
- Move what?
- He asking you to dance, crazy girl.

1087
01:19:50,415 --> 01:19:54,377
I thought he wanted me
to move some chairs or something.

1088
01:19:56,255 --> 01:19:58,340
Sure.

1089
01:19:58,549 --> 01:20:01,677
All right, go have fun. Go on, now.

1090
01:20:01,885 --> 01:20:04,805
They're gonna need some scissor, for real.

1091
01:20:05,013 --> 01:20:10,644
Did you see that? All these beautiful
black girls and he goes for the white girl.

1092
01:20:11,061 --> 01:20:13,772
I'm telling you, MTV is the devil.

1093
01:20:13,981 --> 01:20:17,943
Girl, the boy is gayer
than Peter Pan in a pair of ice skates.

1094
01:20:18,151 --> 01:20:20,445
Shawty crunk
On the floor wide open

1095
01:20:20,654 --> 01:20:23,157
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean

1096
01:20:23,365 --> 01:20:25,659
Roll like an 18-wheeler

1097
01:20:25,868 --> 01:20:27,536
That... fine but this... killer

1098
01:20:27,744 --> 01:20:29,621
She leakin', she soakin' wet

1099
01:20:29,830 --> 01:20:31,915
She leakin', she soakin' wet

1100
01:20:32,124 --> 01:20:34,835
Shake it like a salt shaker
Shake it like a salt shaker

1101
01:20:35,043 --> 01:20:37,128
Shake it like a salt shaker
Shake it like a salt shaker

1102
01:20:37,337 --> 01:20:41,508
...Poppin' till you percolate
First booty on duty, no time to wait

1103
01:20:41,925 --> 01:20:44,428
Make it work, with your wet T-shirt

1104
01:20:44,636 --> 01:20:46,721
You gotta shake it
Till your calf muscles hurt...

1105
01:20:46,930 --> 01:20:49,433
She dropped it like it's hot!

1106
01:20:50,058 --> 01:20:51,309
Call that... Bojangles

1107
01:20:51,518 --> 01:20:53,812
Juicy like fruit
or douche like Coupe de Ville...

1108
01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:55,898
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

1109
01:20:56,106 --> 01:20:58,191
Five dollars get yourself a table dance

1110
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:03,196
If you got ten then bring a friend
Shake your... to the song again...

1111
01:21:03,405 --> 01:21:06,950
- I think we're being outdone.
- What? You think?

1112
01:21:07,784 --> 01:21:10,078
If you ain't gonna dance, well, don't, then

1113
01:21:10,287 --> 01:21:14,458
Why you wanna waste a... song, then?
See you when we're down doin' nothing...

1114
01:21:15,501 --> 01:21:18,004
- What?
- James is gay, all right.

1115
01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:20,923
He happier than hell!

1116
01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:25,511
Girls...

1117
01:21:25,719 --> 01:21:30,933
- I see something I need. Come on.
- I'm gonna show her how you do that.

1118
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,734
This goes out to my girl Gina.

1119
01:21:41,151 --> 01:21:44,905
Some old-school
Chicago stepping music, girl.

1120
01:21:45,322 --> 01:21:48,659
("Could It Be I'm Falling In Love")

1121
01:21:48,867 --> 01:21:51,578
That's my song.

1122
01:21:51,787 --> 01:21:54,081
...With you

1123
01:21:54,289 --> 01:21:58,668
With you

1124
01:21:59,711 --> 01:22:05,550
I don't need all those things
That used to bring me joy

1125
01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:09,930
You made me such a happy boy

1126
01:22:10,138 --> 01:22:14,726
And honey, you'll always be
The only one for me

1127
01:22:14,935 --> 01:22:18,063
Meeting you was my destiny...

1128
01:22:24,319 --> 01:22:26,404
Is this your family?

1129
01:22:26,613 --> 01:22:30,992
My happily married sister
and her two kids. They live in France.

1130
01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:34,121
Well, what about a wife and kids?

1131
01:22:35,372 --> 01:22:37,457
That never happen for you?

1132
01:22:39,543 --> 01:22:42,463
Many things never happened for me.

1133
01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:48,093
(she plays notes)

1134
01:22:52,472 --> 01:22:54,557
And many things have.

1135
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:05,611
Joe, I don't think I'm really...

1136
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:23,754
- (piano chord)
- Oh!

1137
01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:29,593
You just played
the most beautiful chord ever.

1138
01:24:20,686 --> 01:24:24,231
(chuckles)
Gotta make sure you arrive safely.

1139
01:24:28,402 --> 01:24:31,530
Oh, my goodness. That's it.

1140
01:24:32,990 --> 01:24:38,204
A case of my future is on its way to
CoverGirl. If they call you and need more...

1141
01:24:38,412 --> 01:24:42,791
- This is enough. Let's not get frantic, OK?
- OK.

1142
01:24:46,128 --> 01:24:48,422
- Come on, stop doing that.
- James?

1143
01:24:48,630 --> 01:24:52,592
Could you carry this to my car for me?
It's just outside.

1144
01:24:53,010 --> 01:24:55,721
- Yeah, I'll take it.
- Thanks.

1145
01:24:59,266 --> 01:25:01,351
Firm.

1146
01:25:05,314 --> 01:25:07,608
- Excuse me, Joanne.
- Uh-huh.

1147
01:25:08,025 --> 01:25:09,902
Would you mind not doing that?

1148
01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:14,073
- Doing what?
- The smacking-on-the-butt thing.

1149
01:25:14,489 --> 01:25:17,826
James and I are kind of hanging out now.

1150
01:25:18,035 --> 01:25:23,040
- Oh, I didn't know you guys were...
- Yep, we are. So you understand.

1151
01:25:23,248 --> 01:25:25,959
Yeah, I understand.

1152
01:25:26,168 --> 01:25:29,296
That you're afraid of a little competition.

1153
01:25:29,922 --> 01:25:34,927
You afraid James might grow tired
of your wannabe-black-girl routine

1154
01:25:35,344 --> 01:25:38,055
and fall for something real like me?

1155
01:25:38,472 --> 01:25:42,643
Real? Since when
are two air-bags for breasts real?

1156
01:25:42,851 --> 01:25:47,439
Maybe on my daddy's Chevy they is real,
but on you, they is just ridiculous.

1157
01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:50,984
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

1158
01:25:51,401 --> 01:25:54,112
- Yeah, but I shouldn't have.
- Yeah, but you did.

1159
01:25:54,530 --> 01:25:59,118
And my girl wants you and your
tetherball titties to leave her man alone.

1160
01:25:59,326 --> 01:26:03,080
OK, Little Miss Hip-Hop,
I was speaking to Lynn.

1161
01:26:03,288 --> 01:26:05,165
White girl gone crazy.

1162
01:26:05,374 --> 01:26:09,128
What? Little Miss Hip-Hop?
I will hip-hop my foot up...

1163
01:26:09,336 --> 01:26:13,507
- She threatened me. Did you hear that?
- Yeah, I heard all y'all.

1164
01:26:13,924 --> 01:26:16,218
I'm the client. She should be fired.

1165
01:26:16,426 --> 01:26:22,265
You know how we clown around. Y'all
are grown women. Y'all can work this out.

1166
01:26:22,474 --> 01:26:24,977
- So, you're not gonna fire her?
- No.

1167
01:26:25,185 --> 01:26:28,730
- No?
- Joanne, no.

1168
01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:32,693
- No
- OK. OK, fine, yeah.

1169
01:26:32,901 --> 01:26:35,404
I see how things work around here.

1170
01:26:35,612 --> 01:26:39,991
You can forget about your meeting with
CoverGirl. And forget about me as a client.

1171
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,077
How's that?

1172
01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:50,002
- Fine.
- I'm so sorry, Gina.

1173
01:26:50,210 --> 01:26:55,006
No. Ain't nothing to be sorry about.
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

1174
01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:12,732
Joe.

1175
01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:15,652
What's going on?

1176
01:27:16,904 --> 01:27:19,198
There's a problem at the shop.

1177
01:27:53,190 --> 01:27:57,986
I still have men checking the area.
I'll let you know if we find something.

1178
01:27:58,195 --> 01:27:59,863
Thanks.

1179
01:28:12,793 --> 01:28:14,878
(sighs)

1180
01:28:16,338 --> 01:28:20,300
You try doing your own thing,
and then something like this happens.

1181
01:28:20,717 --> 01:28:24,888
Sorry, Gina.
I'm so sorry this happened to you.

1182
01:28:27,599 --> 01:28:30,310
I can't catch a break. I just...

1183
01:28:36,775 --> 01:28:39,278
I have Vanessa's recital tomorrow,

1184
01:28:39,486 --> 01:28:43,657
and I have to go up in there
with all of this on my brain.

1185
01:28:43,866 --> 01:28:46,786
It's OK, Gina. You'll get through this.

1186
01:28:48,662 --> 01:28:52,833
- (whispers)
- You'll get through this.
- I wish that was true, Joe.

1187
01:28:53,041 --> 01:28:55,126
You will.

1188
01:28:59,089 --> 01:29:00,757
It's OK.

1189
01:29:01,175 --> 01:29:05,137
No. I can't... I can't fix this one. I can't.

1190
01:29:07,222 --> 01:29:08,890
Gina.

1191
01:29:12,019 --> 01:29:17,441
And now, coming to the stage
for a piano solo, Vanessa Norris.

1192
01:29:28,493 --> 01:29:32,664
(plays "Prelude No 4 in E Minor" by Chopin)

1193
01:29:54,770 --> 01:29:57,690
(mouths)
Play from your heart.

1194
01:29:58,941 --> 01:30:02,069
(segues into Coltrane's "Giant Steps")

1195
01:30:23,966 --> 01:30:27,094
Go, baby. That's my baby girl.

1196
01:31:03,172 --> 01:31:05,883
That's my baby! That's my baby!

1197
01:31:09,845 --> 01:31:12,973
(laughing)
Oh!

1198
01:31:15,267 --> 01:31:17,144
Mom, how did I do?

1199
01:31:18,395 --> 01:31:21,106
You were everything I ever imagined.

1200
01:31:25,485 --> 01:31:27,779
Mom, you OK?

1201
01:31:27,988 --> 01:31:31,742
Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just happy.

1202
01:31:31,950 --> 01:31:35,495
Come here. Fly me some fingers, girl.

1203
01:31:36,121 --> 01:31:38,206
Let's get out of here.

1204
01:31:39,249 --> 01:31:42,377
("Hard Times" by Chico DeBarge)

1205
01:31:43,629 --> 01:31:46,132
And she cries
My baby, my baby

1206
01:31:46,340 --> 01:31:49,468
Oh, Lord, what we gonna do now?

1207
01:31:49,676 --> 01:31:54,264
It's crazy, it's crazy
Got to figure something out

1208
01:31:54,681 --> 01:31:59,477
Sometimes, sometimes
Feels like I'm gonna lose my mind

1209
01:31:59,686 --> 01:32:04,065
Hard times, hard times
I'm fucked up without a doubt

1210
01:32:04,274 --> 01:32:06,568
Drinking Kool-Aid in a mayonnaise glass

1211
01:32:06,777 --> 01:32:09,280
Gotta boil your water just to take a bath

1212
01:32:09,488 --> 01:32:11,573
A drunk uncle had a family reunion

1213
01:32:11,782 --> 01:32:14,285
Crazy in the kitchen
Where they broke a straw broom and

1214
01:32:14,493 --> 01:32:16,787
Wearin' socks
On your hands for gloves...

1215
01:32:19,289 --> 01:32:21,583
Surprise!

1216
01:32:23,043 --> 01:32:25,128
What? What the...

1217
01:32:25,963 --> 01:32:29,925
Y'all, I don't know what to say.
This is, uh... This is crazy.

1218
01:32:30,133 --> 01:32:33,261
No. This is Gina's House of, um...

1219
01:32:33,470 --> 01:32:37,015
OK, maybe it's just Gina's House, OK?

1220
01:32:37,224 --> 01:32:39,727
- Darnelle. Oh...
- Mm-hm!

1221
01:32:39,935 --> 01:32:42,855
Check that out! Oh, yeah.

1222
01:32:43,063 --> 01:32:46,191
D, that's what I'm talking about, girl!

1223
01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:48,485
Oh, man, y'all...

1224
01:32:49,736 --> 01:32:51,821
Ooh, this is nice.

1225
01:32:52,030 --> 01:32:54,115
It is.

1226
01:32:55,158 --> 01:32:57,243
But I don't think we can do this.

1227
01:32:57,452 --> 01:33:02,248
Why not? We brought blow dryers
and curling irons and...

1228
01:33:02,457 --> 01:33:05,168
A new picture of Madam CJ Walker.

1229
01:33:05,377 --> 01:33:10,173
- Money. Did you bring any of that?
- The point is, Gina, we're here.

1230
01:33:10,591 --> 01:33:13,511
The shop's here! We're with you.

1231
01:33:21,435 --> 01:33:25,606
I been to five shops in four blocks
and all them bitches is booked.

1232
01:33:25,814 --> 01:33:27,899
I got a wedding to get to!

1233
01:33:28,108 --> 01:33:31,653
Lord, please,
can somebody do me? Please?

1234
01:33:31,862 --> 01:33:33,739
Anybody, please.

1235
01:33:37,910 --> 01:33:41,664
Sure. Let me see
what we working with under this hat.

1236
01:33:42,497 --> 01:33:45,834
- Damn!
- Oh, my God! What the...

1237
01:33:46,043 --> 01:33:48,963
I'm having some Don King issues, damn it.

1238
01:33:49,171 --> 01:33:50,422
Um...

1239
01:33:50,631 --> 01:33:53,134
One of you heifers do me, please!

1240
01:33:53,550 --> 01:33:56,053
OK. You know what? I can work with this.

1241
01:33:56,470 --> 01:33:59,181
- Don't even worry about it.
- Thank you.

1242
01:33:59,389 --> 01:34:04,603
Darnelle, get her shampooed. And use
a bottle of my conditioner. Two bottles.

1243
01:34:04,811 --> 01:34:08,148
James, get that percolator
percolating, baby.

1244
01:34:08,357 --> 01:34:10,651
We back in business. Shoot.

1245
01:34:11,068 --> 01:34:12,945
And everybody else...

1246
01:34:14,613 --> 01:34:16,281
...thank you.

1247
01:34:16,490 --> 01:34:18,784
Gina, we love you.

1248
01:34:18,992 --> 01:34:21,495
That's right, girl, we open for business.

1249
01:34:21,703 --> 01:34:26,499
- Ooh! What happened here?
- Well, not enough to make us quit.

1250
01:34:26,708 --> 01:34:30,670
- How you doing, girl?
- I'm terrific, now that Steven and I split up.

1251
01:34:30,879 --> 01:34:34,841
- You all right?
- Fine. Y'all knew he was cheating on me.

1252
01:34:35,050 --> 01:34:37,344
Now I know, and now I'm free.

1253
01:34:37,553 --> 01:34:42,558
- Good for you. Hey, lda, hook Terri up.
- Oh, good. Hi.

1254
01:34:42,766 --> 01:34:48,188
Come on. You want me to sic my cousin
Travis on him? He just got out the pen.

1255
01:34:48,397 --> 01:34:51,317
- I just might take you up on that.
- OK, sit down.

1256
01:34:51,525 --> 01:34:54,445
Shoot! Look what the collard greens
did to her booty!

1257
01:34:54,862 --> 01:34:56,739
Go, girl!

1258
01:34:57,155 --> 01:35:00,283
- Back that thing up!
- Where did you get that?

1259
01:35:00,492 --> 01:35:02,995
That is a ass. You have a ass, girl.

1260
01:35:03,203 --> 01:35:05,497
- (women)
- Hey, Joe.
- Hey.

1261
01:35:05,914 --> 01:35:08,417
Hi, Gina. Something to brighten your day?

1262
01:35:08,834 --> 01:35:10,711
Thank you.

1263
01:35:12,379 --> 01:35:16,550
But you brightened my day
as soon as you came through that door.

1264
01:35:16,758 --> 01:35:20,512
- What a transformation!
- Yeah, huh? They hooked me up.

1265
01:35:21,763 --> 01:35:25,725
- Looks like you're sticking around.
- Yeah, I guess I am, huh?

1266
01:35:26,977 --> 01:35:30,731
No, it ain't going down like that.
How you doing?

1267
01:35:30,939 --> 01:35:34,901
- What's up with you?
- I'm all right. You feeling froggy? Jump!

1268
01:35:36,361 --> 01:35:38,864
What is this?

1269
01:35:45,746 --> 01:35:49,500
Stacy? Hi, baby.
How you doing? It's me.

1270
01:35:49,708 --> 01:35:53,045
I'm just closing up,
so I'll meet you at the spa.

1271
01:35:56,798 --> 01:35:58,258
(horn honks)

1272
01:35:58,467 --> 01:36:00,552
I call you back.

1273
01:36:20,781 --> 01:36:22,866
Gina, wow. What a...

1274
01:36:23,075 --> 01:36:28,706
Surprise. Ho-hay. I bet I'm the last person
you expected to see in here, huh?

1275
01:36:29,122 --> 01:36:31,833
No. In fact, I knew you would be back.

1276
01:36:32,042 --> 01:36:37,464
I don't have time for such a sudden
intrusion. I have a prior engagement.

1277
01:36:37,673 --> 01:36:39,967
Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude.

1278
01:36:40,175 --> 01:36:46,223
You going to meet Crawford and figure out
how to burn my place down this time?

1279
01:36:46,431 --> 01:36:50,810
Gina. I just love it when you let
that imagination of yours run wild.

1280
01:36:51,228 --> 01:36:55,190
- It's so street.
- You haven't even begun to see the street.

1281
01:36:55,607 --> 01:36:57,901
I knew you had something to do with it.

1282
01:36:58,110 --> 01:37:01,655
Talking about how hard it is
to own a business,

1283
01:37:01,864 --> 01:37:05,826
what with the paying of fines
and the State Board coming by.

1284
01:37:06,034 --> 01:37:09,162
I asked myself, "Why would he say that?"

1285
01:37:09,580 --> 01:37:11,040
Gina.

1286
01:37:11,248 --> 01:37:13,959
Look at me. Look to Jorge.

1287
01:37:14,376 --> 01:37:18,755
Do I seem the type of person that
would reside in such deviant behaviour?

1288
01:37:21,466 --> 01:37:23,551
With those split ends? Yeah.

1289
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:25,637
What is this?

1290
01:37:25,846 --> 01:37:30,017
That is World's Dumbest Criminals
starring you and Inspector Crawford.

1291
01:37:30,434 --> 01:37:33,562
You should be a little more secretive.

1292
01:37:33,770 --> 01:37:36,273
So, George Christie,

1293
01:37:37,107 --> 01:37:40,444
of Austria, via Nebraska.

1294
01:37:40,861 --> 01:37:43,989
Yeah, I know about you.
I know your secret.

1295
01:37:44,198 --> 01:37:46,075
The point is this.

1296
01:37:46,283 --> 01:37:50,037
You didn't break me. I'm still standing.

1297
01:37:50,245 --> 01:37:54,416
And my shop is open
and doing very good business.

1298
01:37:54,625 --> 01:38:00,464
And you will never, ever intimidate me,
'cause I'm a phenomenal woman.

1299
01:38:00,672 --> 01:38:04,426
Kind of like what you try to be
but don't really pull off.

1300
01:38:06,094 --> 01:38:07,554
Hey. Hey!

1301
01:38:07,763 --> 01:38:11,725
(American)
Have a nice ride back
to that rib shack you call a shop!

1302
01:38:11,934 --> 01:38:15,688
Don't cut yourself
on the broken glass, bitch!

1303
01:38:15,896 --> 01:38:19,650
- Did somebody say cut?
- What? What...

1304
01:38:19,858 --> 01:38:21,526
(Jorge)
No! Aaah!

1305
01:38:21,735 --> 01:38:24,863
- Sit up, man.
- No! No! Shit!

1306
01:38:25,697 --> 01:38:28,617
- (shaver buzzes)
- No! No! No...!

1307
01:38:30,702 --> 01:38:33,205
(Helen) Hotlanta! Whassup?

1308
01:38:33,622 --> 01:38:36,750
It's your girl Helen,
hollering at you this morning,

1309
01:38:37,167 --> 01:38:40,295
telling you to get your ass up,
because it is a lovely day.

1310
01:38:40,712 --> 01:38:43,423
- Hey, Gina.
- Hey, Josephine.

1311
01:38:43,632 --> 01:38:45,717
It's good, right? It always is.

1312
01:38:45,926 --> 01:38:48,429
Gina, telephone.

1313
01:38:49,471 --> 01:38:52,391
- Hello. Gina Norris.
- Gina, it's hollering Helen.

1314
01:38:52,599 --> 01:38:56,770
Shut up. You lying.
Turn the radio up. Turn it up.

1315
01:38:58,230 --> 01:38:59,690
(feedback)

1316
01:38:59,898 --> 01:39:04,694
- Gina, y'all doing the thing down there!
- I'm on the radio!

1317
01:39:06,363 --> 01:39:10,534
- Ask her to give a shout out to my kid!
- Shout out to Africa!

1318
01:39:10,742 --> 01:39:13,245
Gina, I just called to say thanks

1319
01:39:13,453 --> 01:39:17,415
for hooking my head up
for my cousin Shondrella's wedding.

1320
01:39:17,624 --> 01:39:19,501
You saved my life!

1321
01:39:20,961 --> 01:39:24,715
That hair crack conditioner
got me looking all Halle Berry-ish.

1322
01:39:24,923 --> 01:39:28,051
- Don King? That was you?
- Sure was.

1323
01:39:28,260 --> 01:39:33,682
I need a touch-up. My man came over
last night and kind of sweated out my flip.

1324
01:39:33,891 --> 01:39:36,811
That's what got you in trouble last time.

1325
01:39:37,019 --> 01:39:41,607
Hotlanta, if you want to get your crop
dusted, your do did, or your flip whipped,

1326
01:39:41,815 --> 01:39:45,777
jump your butt in the hoopty,
get on down to Gina's Hair Salon

1327
01:39:46,195 --> 01:39:51,409
and let 'em hook you up with some
of Gina's famous hair crack conditioner.

1328
01:39:51,617 --> 01:39:57,039
Since y'all are my peeps, I'm gonna let
you ladies pick Helen's topic for the day.

1329
01:39:57,247 --> 01:40:00,375
- Holler at me, ladies.
- I'll holler!

1330
01:40:01,835 --> 01:40:06,214
Talk about how come there's never
a black man as The Bachelor.

1331
01:40:06,423 --> 01:40:10,594
People who name their kids names
they ain't never gonna live up to,

1332
01:40:10,802 --> 01:40:15,598
like a Porsche that look like a Buick
and a Mercedes that look like a Pinto.

1333
01:40:15,807 --> 01:40:20,603
Talk about these athletes going to jail.
They're in court more than on the court.

1334
01:40:20,812 --> 01:40:24,774
Keep this up,
half-time gonna be a plea bargain.

1335
01:40:24,983 --> 01:40:28,737
- No, talk about interracial love.
- You know you black.

1336
01:40:29,154 --> 01:40:33,950
Let's talk about legalising marijuana,
'cause my glaucoma's getting bad now.

1337
01:40:34,368 --> 01:40:38,122
If you have sex with a man,
he put you out before breakfast.

1338
01:40:38,330 --> 01:40:40,624
I like to go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

1339
01:40:41,667 --> 01:40:46,672
Watch it, y'all! Big ups to you, Gina. I'll be
calling you in a minute for a touch-up.

1340
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:48,965
Keep holding it down. I'll holler.

1341
01:40:49,383 --> 01:40:51,677
Holler!

1342
01:40:51,885 --> 01:40:55,222
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1343
01:40:55,639 --> 01:41:00,018
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1344
01:41:00,227 --> 01:41:04,815
I'm taking my own freedom
Putting it in my song

1345
01:41:05,023 --> 01:41:09,402
Singing loud and strong
Grooving all day long

1346
01:41:09,611 --> 01:41:11,071
I'm taking my freedom

1347
01:41:12,114 --> 01:41:14,408
Putting it in my stroll

1348
01:41:14,616 --> 01:41:18,370
I'll be high-steppin' y'all
Letting the joy unfold

1349
01:41:18,579 --> 01:41:22,333
I'm living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1350
01:41:22,541 --> 01:41:25,878
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1351
01:41:26,086 --> 01:41:28,171
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1352
01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:31,717
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1353
01:41:32,134 --> 01:41:35,471
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1354
01:41:35,679 --> 01:41:38,182
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1355
01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:43,186
I'm taking my freedom
Pulling it off the shelf

1356
01:41:43,395 --> 01:41:47,149
Putting it on my chain
Wearing it round my neck

1357
01:41:47,357 --> 01:41:52,571
I'm taking my freedom
Putting it in my car

1358
01:41:52,988 --> 01:41:56,742
Wherever I choose to go
It will take me far

1359
01:41:56,950 --> 01:42:00,704
I'm living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1360
01:42:00,913 --> 01:42:04,250
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1361
01:42:04,458 --> 01:42:08,420
-Living my life like it's golden, golden
-I'm living my life like it's golden

1362
01:42:08,629 --> 01:42:11,966
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1363
01:42:12,174 --> 01:42:16,762
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1364
01:42:16,970 --> 01:42:21,558
I'm holding on to my freedom
Can't take it from me

1365
01:42:21,975 --> 01:42:26,146
I was born into it
It comes naturally

1366
01:42:26,355 --> 01:42:31,151
I'm strumming my own freedom
Playing the god in me

1367
01:42:31,568 --> 01:42:35,322
Representing his glory
Hope he's proud of me

1368
01:42:35,531 --> 01:42:39,702
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1369
01:42:39,910 --> 01:42:44,498
-Hope he's proud of me
-Living my life like it's golden

1370
01:42:44,915 --> 01:42:48,460
I'm living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1371
01:42:48,877 --> 01:42:52,214
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden

1372
01:42:52,631 --> 01:42:54,716
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1373
01:42:54,925 --> 01:42:59,304
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1374
01:42:59,721 --> 01:43:01,806
Golden, golden

1375
01:43:02,015 --> 01:43:04,309
Golden, golden

1376
01:43:04,518 --> 01:43:09,106
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1377
01:43:09,314 --> 01:43:11,399
Golden, golden

1378
01:43:11,608 --> 01:43:13,902
Golden, golden

1379
01:43:14,111 --> 01:43:17,448
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1380
01:43:17,656 --> 01:43:20,367
Golden, golden

1381
01:43:20,576 --> 01:43:24,747
Living my life like it's golden

1382
01:43:25,372 --> 01:43:27,666
Golden

1383
01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:30,169
Living my life

1384
01:43:30,377 --> 01:43:33,088
Living my life

1385
01:43:33,297 --> 01:43:39,136
Living my life like it's golden

1386
01:43:39,970 --> 01:43:42,681
It really matters to me, oh

1387
01:43:42,890 --> 01:43:47,478
Living my life
like it's golden, golden

1388
01:43:47,686 --> 01:43:49,771
Golden, golden

1389
01:43:49,980 --> 01:43:52,274
Golden, golden

1390
01:43:52,482 --> 01:43:57,070
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1391
01:43:57,279 --> 01:43:59,364
Golden, golden

1392
01:43:59,573 --> 01:44:01,867
Golden, golden

1393
01:44:02,075 --> 01:44:06,454
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1394
01:44:06,872 --> 01:44:08,957
Golden, golden

1395
01:44:09,166 --> 01:44:11,460
Golden, golden

1396
01:44:11,668 --> 01:44:16,256
Living my life like it's golden, golden

1397
01:44:16,465 --> 01:44:18,550
Golden, golden

1398
01:44:18,967 --> 01:44:21,052
Golden, golden

1399
01:44:21,261 --> 01:44:25,015
Living my life like it's golden...