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- You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
- Question to discuss:
- You're now breathing manually. You Jaw is affected by gravity and you have to keep it up. Your tongue is uncomfortable. Your body is itching one place. The Final Countdown is now playing in your head.
- Stranger 2: I know.
- Stranger 1: eh
- Stranger 1: not really
- Stranger 2: Go back to 4chan, though.
- Stranger 2: Yes, really.
- Stranger 2: Those are all affecting you right noqw.
- Stranger 2: Period.
- Stranger 2: There is no denying that.
- Stranger 1: I breathe manually all the time already
- Stranger 1: it's a side-effect of my hobby
- Stranger 2: What's your hobby? Living?
- Stranger 1: that and freediving
- Stranger 1: I work on breathing all the time
- Stranger 1: I can hold my breathe for 4 minutes
- Stranger 2: Right, so you were breathing manually when OP said that.
- Stranger 2: So, he was right.
- Stranger 1: technically, I suppose
- Stranger 1: but the point is to make me act that way
- Stranger 1: which he didn't
- Stranger 2: I agree, that was the point, but he was still technically right.
- Stranger 1: and my tongue is quite comfortable
- Stranger 2: I'd disagree with that.
- Stranger 2: But, I am going to move on to the next question.
- Stranger 1: no
- Stranger 1: you can't do that
- Stranger 2: I need to find the "favorite indie band" guy.
- Stranger 2: I had a funny answer.
- Stranger 1: no
- Stranger 1: you don't
- Stranger 2: I need to.
- Stranger 1: no
- Stranger 2: It's imperative.
- Stranger 1: it's not
- Stranger 1: it can wait
- Stranger 1: this is more important
- Stranger 2: It can't.
- Stranger 2: It is absolutely important.
- Stranger 1: which indie band?
- Stranger 2: It's a necessity.
- Stranger 2: I was going to say that he's probably never heard of them.
- Stranger 1: ha
- Stranger 1: that is funny
- Stranger 1: you should have already gone and told him that
- Stranger 1: why are you still here?
- Stranger 2: I've no idea.
- Stranger 1: neither do i
- Stranger 1: by the way
- Stranger 2: Then why are you still here?
- Stranger 1: I have mind control
- Stranger 1: and I just proved that
- Stranger 1: lol
- Stranger 2: You totally did just prove that.
- Stranger 2: I promise.
- Stranger 1: you may now go
- Stranger 2: No.
- Stranger 2: No I may not.
- Stranger 2: Whoa, I have mind control, too.
- Stranger 1: You can choose not to go.
- Stranger 2: This is so interesting and neat.
- Stranger 1: But you may.
- Stranger 2: I may not choose.
- Stranger 2: Ever.
- Stranger 1: see, now you don't even want to leave
- Stranger 1: my mind control is still working
- Stranger 2: No longer shall I choose what to type and when to type it.
- Stranger 1: ah, the power of words
- Stranger 2: I will forever be lost in the grasps of God; of me.
- Stranger 2: My mind control is working!
- Stranger 1: I've never been called God before
- Stranger 1: thank you
- Stranger 2: I've sacrificed my body to God, or to me, as I see it.
- Stranger 2: It's wonderful! I've proven that I, God, have mind control.
- Stranger 1: Ah, I understand your comment now.
- Stranger 2: For in this being's ideas, he believed that God was he, therefore he is no longer he, but I am he, therefore I exerted mind control upon him!
- Stranger 1: You're insinuating that you are a part of me, God, and that we are one
- Stranger 1: Go forth, my child.
- Stranger 1: Spread the good word.
- Stranger 2: The good word?
- Stranger 2: The only good word I know is "me".
- Stranger 1: All my words are good. Even the bad ones.
- Stranger 1: Know any good indie bands?
- Stranger 2: No, I've probably never heard of any of the ones I listen to.
- Stranger 1: Wow, that's a very existential statement.
- Stranger 1: You think you know, but you have no idea.
- Stranger 2: Solipsism; your thoughts?
- Stranger 1: You don't even know what you know!
- Stranger 1: nonsense
- Stranger 1: I tell you
- Stranger 1: nonsense
- Stranger 2: Opinions.
- Stranger 1: I like those.
- Stranger 2: You know, the funny thing about opinions is that they're all my opinion.
- Stranger 1: Because you're extension of me, God?
- Stranger 2: No, because I dictate what's fact.
- Stranger 1: A reality exists outside one's mind.
- Stranger 2: I'd like to see you prove it.
- Stranger 1: You're there.
- Stranger 1: I'm here.
- Stranger 1: Proven.
- Stranger 2: I think therefore I am.
- Stranger 2: I think of you, therefore you are.
- Stranger 1: Nope.
- Stranger 1: I'm here whether or not you think of me.
- Stranger 1: But the thought is very appreciated.
- Stranger 2: No, you're not, according to me.
- Stranger 1: We've already moved on from that.
- Stranger 1: There is a poor Chinese person in the middle of nowhere toiling over rice paddies
- Stranger 2: You're right; I thought of them.
- Stranger 1: He was there before I thought about him.
- Stranger 2: Sure he was, because I thought about him before I thought about you.
- Stranger 2: I've heard of China for years, now.
- Stranger 1: If only you did.
- Stranger 1: He was just existing, without our thoughts, in his rice paddy
- Stranger 2: Maybe without your thought.
- Stranger 2: But he sure as Hell needed mine.
- Stranger 2: Seeing as I thought of it.
- Stranger 1: It can be argued that the only true reality is our own
- Stranger 1: but it cannot be argued that our reality is the only one in existence
- Stranger 2: I know it can, because I thought of it.
- Stranger 2: You just thought of it, too.
- Stranger 2: The only impossibles are things you can't think of.
- Stranger 2: A new color, for example.
- Stranger 1: I can think of plenty of impossible things
- Stranger 2: You ever wonder why it's impossible to reach infinity?
- Stranger 2: Because you don't understand what infinity is, exactly.
- Stranger 1: ha
- Stranger 2: You don't know how to reach infinity.
- Stranger 1: there's a good exercise in understanding it though
- Stranger 1: "The only way man can comprehend infinity is to think about the extent of human stupidity."
- Stranger 1: Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice
- Stranger 2: Comprehending infinity is different from going there.
- Stranger 2: I know infinity exists; I thought of it.
- Stranger 2: But how do you think of reaching infinity based off of previous assumptions of what it is?
- Stranger 1: That's very comforting to me that you thought of infinity
- Stranger 1: I'm glad that my inventions are well known
- Stranger 2: I'm glad my ideas can think on their own and don't see me as their creator.
- Stranger 2: It's good mental exercise.
- Stranger 1: That's because they're too humble to mention such a powerful person.
- Stranger 1: They know
- Stranger 1: deep down
- Stranger 1: that you did it
- Stranger 2: It's much better than those who worship other ideas of mine.
- Stranger 2: Those guys I thought of, the religious guys?
- Stranger 1: good point
- Stranger 2: They praise my idea of a more powerful being than me.
- Stranger 1: but we now have reached the climax of our conversation
- Stranger 2: Which, I suppose they should.
- Stranger 2: I thought of him, so he exists in some form.
- Stranger 2: But what about what he thinks about?
- Stranger 1: Do you believe in the concept of the unmoved mover?
- Stranger 2: I am unfamiliar, idea.
- Stranger 1: Not a problem
- Stranger 1: all things need to react with something to "move", correct?
- Stranger 2: Maybe.
- Stranger 1: movement does not come from nothing, in other words
- Stranger 2: I don't know about that.
- Stranger 1: a ball must be kicked to move
- Stranger 2: I'll say, from a not being a philosophical douche standpoint, sure.
- Stranger 1: the idea of the unmoved mover, which is Aristotle's creation, is just as simple
- Stranger 1: a thing, being, whatever you want to call it, had to put the universe in motion
- Stranger 1: the question, of course, is what created this unmoved mover
- Stranger 2: Where does this whole "motion" thing come from?
- Stranger 1: What do you mean?
- Stranger 2: What exactly is "motion"?
- Stranger 2: What exactly is existence, moreso?
- Stranger 1: whoa
- Stranger 1: motion and existence
- Stranger 1: two very complex questions
- Stranger 1: how do they relate to the concept I poorly explained?
- Stranger 2: Well, you, possibly, set the idea in motion for me and the idea, possibly, exists.
- Stranger 2: For relationship status on them.
- Stranger 2: So, what are they?
- Stranger 1: I think you're trying to apply different levels of philosophy to a similar plane.
- Stranger 1: Could you please restate your question?
- Stranger 2: I think you're too set on current ideas.
- Stranger 2: My question was what is motion and what is existence?
- Stranger 2: I don't care what someone said 2000 or more years ago.
- Stranger 2: If they said yesterday or before, either.
- Stranger 2: I want you to tell me what motion is and what existence is.
- Stranger 1: Motion is a scientifically verifiable action.
- Stranger 2: It exists, right?
- Stranger 2: Science does, too.
- Stranger 1: Existence is an existential exercise.
- Stranger 2: All that exists.
- Stranger 2: What is that?
- Stranger 2: What does it take to exist?
- Stranger 2: What energy?
- Stranger 1: Am I suppose to answer or follow along?
- Stranger 2: I don't care what you do. I doubt you have the answers.
- Stranger 2: I highly doubt it.
- Stranger 1: Ha, okay.
- Stranger 2: They were actual questions, though. Not rhetorical.
- Stranger 1: You have the answer for what it takes to exist?
- Stranger 2: If I had the answer, genius, why would I ask you?
- Stranger 2: If I knew, why would I be here?
- Stranger 2: If I knew what it took to exist, I could exist infinitely.
- Stranger 1: I didn't think you had the answer.
- Stranger 1: I was just laughing at the insinuation that you thought I did.
- Stranger 2: I figured.
- Stranger 2: I was just cracking a quick laugh there, myself.
- Stranger 1: I think the concept of the unmoved mover is a good one.
- Stranger 1: Science has a habit of catching up to philosophy.
- Stranger 1: Though, science will never prove this conept.
- Stranger 1: concept*
- Stranger 2: Who knows, maybe one day, someone will think about it.
- Stranger 2: Once you think of it, it exists.
- Stranger 1: No.
- Stranger 1: Because that implies if you don't think about it it doesn't exist.
- Stranger 2: No, it implies if someone doesn't think about it doesn't exist.
- Stranger 2: Everything you know someone thought of.
- Stranger 2: Period.
- Stranger 1: You're now talking about knowledge, not existence.
- Stranger 1: We have explored a ridiculously small fraction of the universe.
- Stranger 2: Well, you know existence, don't you?
- Stranger 2: You gave me an answer, earlier.
- Stranger 1: The argument about existence is not set in stone as you seem to believe
- Stranger 1: If you think it exists in one's mind, then sure
- Stranger 1: but if you're talking about the ability to exist, you're wrong
- Stranger 2: The ability to exist is defined by my thought, though.
- Stranger 2: Just like you are defined by my thought.
- Stranger 1: The counter to your thought process is found within your thought process
- Stranger 2: I know.
- Stranger 1: "The ability to exist is defined by my thought"
- Stranger 2: It's a hard idea to get out of my head.
- Stranger 1: It shouldn't be.
- Stranger 1: The argument against it is right before you.
- Stranger 2: I don't understand how ANYTHING could exist if I didn't think of it.
- Stranger 1: Of course "you" don't.
- Stranger 2: It's an intricate loop.
- Stranger 2: I think I see what you mean by the counter.
- Stranger 1: The concept that nothing exists without me knowing it exists is tantamount to thinking the Earth is the center of the universe because I reside there
- Stranger 2: I thought of other people having thoughts.
- Stranger 2: And no, it's not.
- Stranger 2: That was a bad comparison.
- Stranger 2: Very bad, actually.
- Stranger 1: It really isn't.
- Stranger 2: It really is.
- Stranger 1: It describes the centric view that carries the "it exists because I know it" argument
- Stranger 1: from there, science moved to the heliocentric view
- Stranger 1: and from there, we have come to know there is no center at all
- Stranger 2: That's why I think it's a bad example.
- Stranger 1: I don't see it.
- Stranger 2: I don't fully understand how my idea of existence works, though.
- Stranger 2: I'd really like to get out of the idea, though.
- Stranger 2: It occupies much of my thoughts and isn't very useful to me.
- Stranger 2: Not to mention, it's contradictory.
- Stranger 1: Well, there are plenty of philosophy podcasts you can download that will expose you to other ideas
- Stranger 2: But it's only contradictory from the idea that I am not the creator.
- Stranger 1: that is the only way you will be able to shift, dismiss, or cement your point of view
- Stranger 2: So, whatever.
- Stranger 1: if it's contradictory, it's wrong
- Stranger 1: that's how real philosophical ideas work
- Stranger 2: I should commit suicide to test it.
- Stranger 1: I must get going though
- Stranger 1: thank you for the great talk
- Stranger 1: I really appreciate it
- Stranger 2: Bye.
- Stranger 2 has disconnected
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