The Little Switzerland (2019)

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NETFLIX PRESENTS

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<i>Welcome to Tellería. Today is the day!</i>

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Tellería is a Castilian town

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located in the heart of the Basque Country
since the Middle Ages.

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This peculiar settlement's
culture and idiosyncrasy

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are a hundred percent Basque.

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But this unwonted situation
will end today.

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<i>Lehendakari</i> Txomin Iturraspe
is expected to arrive any second now,

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who is going to announce that Tellería
will become a part of the Basque Country.

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- Long live Euskadi!
- Hurrah!

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- You must be excited, Mr. Mayor.
- Very excited.

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It has been nearly 700 years.

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But that just goes to show
that we are truly Basque.

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Our tenacity, our culture,
because we feel it.

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And like you always say,
because of tax benefits.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Say all you want, the truth is
we belong to Burgos, just like morcilla.

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Sure, especially you.
The fucking half-Swiss Cantabrian.

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Cantabria is a recent invention.

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Santander was always Old Castile's port.

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And I moved to Switzerland
because I had no choice.

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It looks like there are differences
of opinion in town, Mr. Mayor.

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Just a few. And they're all treated
with tolerance and respect.

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Move the Basque flag a little bit
to the right so they can see it better.

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Look alive!

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And out with the Castilian one!

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Where's Nathalie?

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Something must've happened to her.
She's always on time.

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- Damn it!
- As soon as the <i>lehendakari</i> gets here,

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you start waving those flags, okay?

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Nathalie, where were you?

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- What's up with your hair? What happened?
- Help me.

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Put some effort into it!
You gotta look Basque!

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Bernabé, get rid of the kid
with the Spanish jersey.

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Yes.

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It doesn't matter
if you get rid of that kid,

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- we're still Spaniards.
<i>- Aitá,</i> will you let me do my job?

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Not <i>"aitá."</i> "Dad."
Besides, you're not Basque.

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You were born in Switzerland.

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We have to arrange these people
before the <i>lehendakari</i> gets here.

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- Can I ask...
- Not now.

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- Here he comes! He's here!
- The<i> lehendakari!</i>

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- It's okay.
- You gotta fix that.

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Where's the <i>lehendakari?</i>
They sent Gumucio. This smells fishy.

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After all the trouble we went through
to get the press here, they send him.

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- He has no authority.
- God damn it!

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Let's not panic. Stick to the plan.

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Welcome to Tellería.

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Antolín Intxausti, mayor of Tellería.

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Here to serve God,

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the <i>lehendakari</i> and you.

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Come on, Mr. Mayor, we know each other.

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What's going on here?
Are you celebrating the town fair?

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Could I speak to you in private
for a minute?

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In private?

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What we need to discuss here

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is something the entire town
and all of Spain should hear.

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Come on.

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- Nathalie. I'll be here if there's...
- Cool.

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Okay?

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- Long live Tellería!
- Hurrah!

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- Long live Euskadi!
- Hurrah!

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<i>Lehendakari!</i>

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The <i>lehendakari</i> couldn't make it today.

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But Mr. Gumucio is here as
a representative of the Basque Government

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to legalize what we've always known.

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That we were, we are,
and will always be Basque.

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That we were, we are,

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and will always be Basque.

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Yes!

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Mr. Gumucio will speak now.

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Ari, ari, ari, Antolín for <i>lehendakari!</i>

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Good morning.

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As you all know, the Gasteiz government

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- has always asserted the Basqueness...
- Hey! Put that down!

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of Tellería.

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Well, I wouldn't say always.

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Dude, shut up! This is a historic day!

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- Tellería!
- Hurrah!

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However, I must announce
there has been a small alteration.

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We have reached
a profitable economic agreement

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with the Government of Castile-León

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to expand Basque companies

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in strategic territories
such as Las Batuecas

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- or El Bierzo.
- What? You can't do that!

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- This is not Castile!
- Here we go again.

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- And what's that got to do with us?
- Exactly.

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What's that got to do with us?

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It means we're still Castilian.

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You're so annoying, Revuelta.
You sound like a broken record.

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In return for this
extremely profitable agreement

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which benefits every one of us,

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what the government asks of us is...

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that we cease to demand that Tellería
be declared a Basque settlement.

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What did he say?

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No matter how much you insist,
you will not be Basque.

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Sorry, I didn't mean to.

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THE LITTLE SWITZERLAND

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<i>Moving on to local news.</i>

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<i>Tellería, the Castilian settlement</i>

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<i>located in the heart of the Basque Country
will receive the visit</i>

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<i>of a Basque representative
in order to study the annexation...</i>

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TWO HOURS EARLIER

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<i>...to this territory
after being a part of Castile...</i>

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Shit, that was today?

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I bet the town is in an uproar.

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I knew it.

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We should've gone to Frías.
There's plenty of work there.

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Well, I haven't called home in days.

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Besides, the Sanctuary of the Dull
is a mile away from the town center.

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We won't hear a thing.

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Don't even think about it.

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Keep your eyes on the road.
I'll read the messages for you.

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- Don't you dare look!
- I won't look. Just keep driving.

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There's a spot on my glasses.

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LONG LIVE EUSKADI
TELLERÍA

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I booked a room at the Lucerna Inn.

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What about you?
Are you going to stay at your parents'?

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Me? Yeah.

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I'll pay them a visit.

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Right.

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Yolanda, you know you can stay with us
if you want.

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Oh, no. No.

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- I mean, no offense.
- No.

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- I'd rather do my own thing.
- Of course.

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Besides, you know how Pancorbo turned out.

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We were going to spend a few days there,
but we stayed for two months.

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Yolanda, please,
keep your eyes on the road!

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Gorka, stop it! You're being sexist.

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That's right! That's a sign of sexism.

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You can't keep your hand
off that handgrip.

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I just don't want us to crash, okay?
So keep your eyes on the road.

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- Yolanda, what did I just say?
- It's okay.

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- It'll be a second.
- Keep your eyes on the road.

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- Give me the phone.
- No way. Don't tell me what...

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God.

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- Your nose.
- What a blow.

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- I'm bleeding out.
- Look at me.

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- Is it broken?
- I don't know.

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- Is it broken? Red?
- It looks red.

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- Do you feel dizzy? Follow my finger.
- No.

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- Yolanda, please.
- Look into my eyes.

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Are you okay?

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Yes. I'm okay.

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I'm great.

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All right, then.

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- If you're okay, let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.

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I can't wait for you to meet Mr. Anselmo.

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You'll see, he's an amazing person.
A role model. A saint.

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What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?

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Careful with that, Father.
They're devilishly dangerous.

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Mr. Anselmo.

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- Mr. Anselmo!
- What's up, Gorka?

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Thanks.

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Cover the girl.

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Come on.

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Let's go.

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Come on.

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Is the weather always like this?
It was sunny moments ago.

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That's just a rain cloud.
It'll clear up soon.

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Leave your stuff here.

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- Gorka!
- Mr. Anselmo.

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Little Gorka, it's so good to see you.

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- It's been so long.
- Yeah.

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How come you didn't even show up
for Saint Roch's celebrations?

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- Well...
- Scared of coming back to Tellería?

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You know it.

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- What happened to your nose?
- It's nothing. Just a little accident.

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Yolanda, come here so I can introduce you.

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Anselmo Martínez de Salinas, town priest
and Tellería's spiritual mentor.

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Yolanda Penedo, art historian.

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Nice to meet you.

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This is... Wow!

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She specializes in heritage.

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- She's the one you did your master's with?
- Yes.

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Come on, let's go!

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The Sanctuary of Our Lady of the Dull.

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Sixteenth century. Basque Gothic style.

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Inspired by the German <i>hallenkirchen.</i>

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The altarpiece
is from the Proto-Renaissance period.

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You still haven't received government aid?

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They don't give a damn about us.

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Well, Father, they sent us.

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Thousands like you have come through here.

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Most recently,
some archeologists from Vitoria.

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Look at what they did to my church.
It's been like this for a year.

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I'm very unhappy with them.

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Especially with their boss,
Peio Etxeberria.

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The paleographer?

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Paleographer, archeologist, art historian.
A prominent figure. He was my teacher.

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- So, did they find anything interesting?
- Just a few bones.

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And the foundations of the old
Romanesque church. Or so they say.

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What's wrong with you? You're bleeding.

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Come to the sacristy.
Come on, you're bleeding!

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- I'll be right back, Yolanda!
- Move.

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Leave Yolanda alone.

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Mr. Anselmo, there's no need.
Yolanda is waiting for me.

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I'm not doing it for you.
You're spilling huge drops of blood.

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It's gonna look like the Virgin
came to life.

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Take off your jacket.
You're dripping all over.

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I'll get you...

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some absorbent cotton
and hydrogen peroxide,

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and I'll clean up your wound.
Come on, sit down.

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Nathalie, what the...

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What are you doing here?

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Sit here until your dizziness goes away.

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I'll show Yolanda the temple myself.

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Stay here on your own.

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I heard you came to town
and I wanted to see you.

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No.

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I think we left things pretty clear

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before I moved to Valladolid
for my master's.

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- Let me take a look.
- No!

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- It's going to get infected. Come on.
- No big deal.

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Gently.

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You didn't miss me, even a little?

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No? You didn't?

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Did you dress up as a Basque for me?

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Come on, you know
that makes me horny as hell.

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- Is Gorka okay?
- Yes, it's nothing. He's a whiner.

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- I'll go check on him.
- No, wait! Look.

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Did I show you this?

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Look. This is the tombstone
of Gorka's ancestor,

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Martín de Intxausti.

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One of the greatest knights
of medieval Tellería.

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Touch it.

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Limestone.

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Wait.

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I have to go.

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- Me, too.
- Of course.

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- Be careful. That floor is rotten.
- Don't worry, Father. I'm a professional.

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- That was close.
- You see?

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Are you okay?

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Yolanda.

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Yolanda! Are you okay?

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- Are you okay?
- Yes!

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Yes, I'm okay.

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I think.

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What about the <i>lehendakari?</i> We need to go.

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- You go. I'll stay and rescue the girl.
- Are you sure?

241
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,583
- Yes.
- All right.

242
00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,458
- Call me if you need anything.
- Okay.

243
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:14,916
- Yolanda!
- Yeah.

244
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:17,166
Are you down there?

245
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,583
Mr. Anselmo, be careful.

246
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,208
Shit, Mr. Anselmo!

247
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,791
Yolanda. Yolanda, thank God.

248
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,476
- Are you okay? Are you hurt?
- Yes. No, I...

249
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,309
- Your head? Did you hurt your head?
- No, I'm okay.

250
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,791
I'm okay. Now I'm hurt.

251
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,250
Well, I'll be damned.

252
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,958
There's a hidden crypt beneath the church.

253
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,875
And archeologists didn't find it.

254
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,291
Crap! Careful.

255
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:02,208
In the name of the Father,
Son and Holy Spirit.

256
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,791
Don't!

257
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:21,916
Hey, over here!

258
00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:25,666
Yolanda, look at this.
It looks like there's an epitaph.

259
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,125
It's in Latin.

260
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,041
Shit, the girl is good.

261
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,500
Yes. But what does that mean, Yolanda?

262
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,416
"Here lays Walterius..."

263
00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:45,500
- Walterius?
- Walter.

264
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,750
"Son of Lord..."

265
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,708
No, "Son of the legendary
Lord of Tellería...

266
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,458
William Tell."

267
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,041
William Tell?

268
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,583
The liberating Swiss hero?
The one with the apple?

269
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,833
Well, I'll be damned.

270
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,750
William Tell.

271
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,333
It looks like there's something in there.

272
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:20,166
Mr. Anselmo, give me a hand.
Yolanda, give us light.

273
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:21,625
Help me.

274
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,583
- It won't budge.
- A little bit more.

275
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:31,458
I got it.

276
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,291
I think I can reach it. Yeah.

277
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,458
- No!
- No!

278
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:57,958
- No!
- What are you doing?

279
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,791
Gorka, no! If it contains a document,

280
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,835
it could vanish
when coming into contact with air.

281
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:05,291
You...

282
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,000
Here ends my political career.

283
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,958
The Basque Country
has turned its back on us.

284
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,583
Honey, come on. Let's go home.

285
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,416
I'm gonna make you
a finger-licking good tuna pot.

286
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,791
It'll cheer you up.

287
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,916
This is the end, boys. It is what it is.

288
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,392
- It is what it is.
- Mr. Anselmo, hold on.

289
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,125
Iker! Hey!

290
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:45,041
What, Gorka?

291
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,333
You picked a bad day
to come back to Tellería.

292
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,875
What's wrong?
I thought today was the big day.

293
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:50,958
You didn't hear?

294
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,541
- We're not Basque anymore!
- Shit, you can't be serious.

295
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,184
The <i>lehendakari</i> thinks
we're just a marching band.

296
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,267
All this fighting for the Basque Country
has been in vain.

297
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,916
I warned you, but you wouldn't listen.
"Let's ignore the priest."

298
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,625
- Come on, Iker, cheer up.
- This subject's just...

299
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,601
Listen, this is Yolanda.
She's in charge of inventory.

300
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,425
- Hi. What's up?
- Hey, Yolanda. Nothing much.

301
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,250
- Hanging in there.
- We have to go.

302
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,208
- Come on, Iker. Let's go.
- Yes, let's go.

303
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:14,125
Anyway, Gorka, come by the <i>baserri</i>
one day, and we'll catch up.

304
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,875
You can bring the girl if you want.

305
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,375
- For fuck's sake, let's go.
- Yes!

306
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:21,833
Come on, Iker, cheer up.

307
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,041
You can do it.

308
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,750
Don Anselmo, champ. What?

309
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,673
What you got there,
the baston for the <i>korrika?</i>

310
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,916
Pothead.

311
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,500
You won't stop speaking.

312
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,875
Look, there's my dad! Dad!

313
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,625
- Mom!
- Sweetheart!

314
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,333
When did you get here?
Son, you're so skinny.

315
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,125
- Hello. How are you?
- Who is this?

316
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,500
This is Yolanda, my partner.
She's in charge of inventory.

317
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,500
What happened to her?
Why is she all dirty?

318
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:46,958
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.

319
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,851
I thought you were working
with that Galician from your university.

320
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,767
It is her, Mom. And she's not Galician,
she's from Ponferrada.

321
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:55,416
That's what I said, Galician.
I don't like her one bit.

322
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,017
If only you would've treated
Nathalie right.

323
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,000
Will you stop pestering me about Nathalie?

324
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,208
She's such a sweet girl.

325
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,041
And she got a job at the town hall.

326
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,416
She's Dad's right hand.
And you quit your job.

327
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,500
And that dull girl?

328
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,083
She's not good enough for you.
You make a terrible couple.

329
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,583
She has a boyfriend.

330
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:13,059
I told you, she's my partner,
in charge of inventory. Period.

331
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:13,916
Thanks to your dad.

332
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,625
He kept bugging that guy
from the government of Castile-León.

333
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,208
Mom, that's enough, okay?

334
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,208
That's enough.

335
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,208
- Where is she staying?
- At the Lucerna.

336
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,541
Good, because she's not welcome
in my house.

337
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,684
So, sweetie, you're staying with us, yeah?
No need to waste money.

338
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:32,125
I know your pay is shit.
Besides, the Lucierna Inn is a hellhole.

339
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,541
- Lucerna.
- Yeah, that.

340
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,500
- I...
- Dad. Dad!

341
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,291
Don't be upset about this.

342
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,059
You know politics bring
only disappointments.

343
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,333
Antolín. Maybe this isn't the right time,

344
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,697
but your son, this young lady and I
have made a discovery.

345
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,476
Yeah. Did you know there's a hidden crypt
in the Sanctuary of the Dull?

346
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,125
And a medieval tomb. We found this.

347
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,041
I don't give three shits about that.

348
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,291
Let's go, Anamari.

349
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,333
- But Dad...
- Leave him be. He's being impossible.

350
00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:59,000
Just like when Athletic loses a game.

351
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:03,083
Antolín! Antolín, hold on.
You're going to slip!

352
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,430
Will you wait for me?
You're so pig-headed!

353
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,750
- This could change our town's history.
- I know that, Mr. Anselmo. I know.

354
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,041
Tell him... Antolín!

355
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,833
I don't understand that man.

356
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:17,041
UNIVERSITY OF THE BASQUE COUNTRY
ÁLAVA CAMPUS

357
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:25,125
- What's up, Peio?
- What's up, Gorka?

358
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,875
Hello, good-lookin'.

359
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,333
- Let's go.
- But...

360
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,000
Three years digging in that fucking
sanctuary, and we don't find a thing.

361
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,625
Two suckers show up, and bam!

362
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,958
Right off the bat.
The working class definitely has no luck.

363
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,583
Listen, Burka.

364
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:44,416
That crazy priest who greeted us
with a Mauser rifle, is he still there?

365
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,208
Mr. Anselmo?

366
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,666
We should continue the excavation,
but who's going to dare go back there?

367
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,833
Listen, Peio. Sorry. Have I mentioned
that Yolanda is a heritage specialist?

368
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,583
I'm a fervent admirer of your work.

369
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:58,434
Yeah, well, I just got back
from the council office.

370
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,666
I'm always up a gum tree.

371
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,166
Come on, let's go to the lab.
Show me that thing you found.

372
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,416
- All yours.
- My, oh, my.

373
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:21,208
You take it. Go on.

374
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,458
- Shit. You bastards, you found it!
- What?

375
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:50,750
What I've been looking for in archives
and excavations for a long time.

376
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,750
This...

377
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,375
could change the history
of the Basque Country,

378
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,875
of Spain, and even Switzerland's!

379
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:02,916
It mentions Tellstadt as a Swiss canton
far off from the original territory.

380
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,500
Tellstadt?

381
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:09,916
Tell me, Gorka, what do you prefer,
fried bread or <i>picatostes?</i>

382
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:15,583
- It's a trick question, isn't it?
- That's right. They're the same thing.

383
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:20,625
Okay. Tellstadt and Tellería
are exactly the same.

384
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,875
Be it in Basque, German, Swiss or Romansh.

385
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,833
"The city of Tell."

386
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:31,000
Tell-herria. Tell-hiria.
Tellería. Tellería, God damn it.

387
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,916
All right, slow down, Peio. Slow down.

388
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,666
Are you telling me...
Are you telling us...

389
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,083
that my town, Tellería...

390
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,541
- is of Swiss origin?
- That's right, boy.

391
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:43,916
It once was a canton

392
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,041
that belonged to the Swiss Confederation
in the 14th century.

393
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,458
But I thought William Tell was a myth.

394
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,500
No. Wrong, young lady.

395
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:55,750
He did exist. But the one we should really
be interested in is his son, Walter Tell.

396
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:59,875
He annexed Tellería to Switzerland
as a distant canton.

397
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,500
Apparently, Tell helped
King Henry of Trastámara

398
00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:06,291
fight against Peter the Cruel.

399
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,208
And as payment,

400
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,416
he gave him the town.
Like, "There you go."

401
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,740
So if it hasn't been revoked...

402
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:15,416
Tellería could... No, should

403
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,291
be Swiss.

404
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,083
I'll have a <i>txakolí,</i> Bernabé.

405
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,583
Wait. Make it a Rueda.

406
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,250
It comes from our sturdy Castilian land.

407
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:38,250
Come on, Bernabé, it's Thursday.
I want my free <i>pintxo.</i>

408
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,166
Cheers.

409
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,267
God damn it, Revuelta,
quit being a pain in the ass.

410
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:43,791
You've been annoying everyone all morning.

411
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,250
- Hey there, Bernabé.
- What's up, Antolín?

412
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,958
This is all his fault.
We should banish him.

413
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:52,351
The Basque Government
has turned its back on us because of you.

414
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,375
You'd better watch your words, Añíbarro.

415
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,875
Antolín has absolute majority
in the city hall

416
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,601
and he's working his ass off for Tellería.

417
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:01,541
He should work his ass off
to solve the town's problems.

418
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:04,500
We always get cut off when it snows.
We need a snowplow.

419
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:08,291
And the kids have to study in Vitoria.
When will you build a high school?

420
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,934
And what's up
with the broadcast translator?

421
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:12,875
My TV only gets TVE and ETB1.
Shit, I'm Basque,

422
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:15,809
but that doesn't mean I want to watch
<i>pelota</i> games and oxen pulling all day.

423
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,083
What do you want me to do

424
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,833
if both the Spanish and the Basque
have forsaken us?

425
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:22,875
You're the mayor.
If you can't solve any problems,

426
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,500
- then get the fuck out!
- Exactly.

427
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,541
Solve our problems,
and stop wasting time on nonsense.

428
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,333
Your dad should know about this, right?

429
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,750
I don't know how I'm gonna tell my mom
that you're staying at the Lucerna.

430
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:35,833
Don't change the subject.

431
00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,958
There's a lot to discuss
about this discovery.

432
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:41,250
Everyone wants a piece of the cake,
but I'm the one who found it.

433
00:22:42,791 --> 00:22:44,333
All right, we both did.

434
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:48,000
- But I was the one who fell in the crypt.
- You got lucky!

435
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:48,958
Yeah, I did!

436
00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:50,916
Did his friend recover from that fall?

437
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,750
Yolanda? Ask her yourself.
You'll see her at dinner.

438
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,041
She seems nice, huh?

439
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,000
And don't worry, she has a boyfriend.

440
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,708
Some Portuguese photographer. A genius.

441
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,916
The only thing that worries me

442
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,333
is that the discovery of this tomb
may be the end of our racket.

443
00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,958
Hey. How are you, Gorka? Long time no see.

444
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,250
- How are you?
- Right.

445
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,083
Yeah, definitely.

446
00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:18,041
- Yeah.
- Hi.

447
00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,875
Right! Nathalie, Yolanda.
Yolanda, Nathalie.

448
00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:22,958
- How do you do?
- You took quite a spill, huh?

449
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,333
Gosh, does the whole town know?

450
00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:26,125
- Do you feel better?
- Yeah.

451
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:28,625
Listen, Mr. Anselmo.
You're not going to believe this,

452
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,142
but we went to see Peio Etxeberria,
and he won't come back here.

453
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,500
He's terrified of you.

454
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:35,250
- Yeah, he says you threatened him.
- Me?

455
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,833
With a Mauser rifle.

456
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,750
I threatened him with a what?

457
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,166
- A Mouser?
- With a Mauser rifle.

458
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,458
I don't know what that is,
a Mounser or whatever.

459
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
No. What that archeologist needs to do

460
00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:49,500
is seal the excavation
so no more people fall in it.

461
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:56,041
Come on, Anamari's steak
is waiting for us. Let's go!

462
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,875
Here's the steak.

463
00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,458
That looks delicious.

464
00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:00,541
Enjoy.

465
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,833
- Will you pass the bread?
- Sure.

466
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,000
Some potatoes.
Make some room for the peppers.

467
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,833
So, Mr. Anselmo,
aren't you going to say grace?

468
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:14,351
In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

469
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:17,000
Dig in! Meat isn't half as good
when it's cold. Come on.

470
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,500
You want some?

471
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,083
- Just a little.
- Come on.

472
00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,000
- That's enough.
- Thanks.

473
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,666
- You don't like steak?
- Me?

474
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,625
No, I just don't eat meat.

475
00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:29,791
I'm a vegan.

476
00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:32,583
Jeez.

477
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,000
- I'll make you a salad.
- No.

478
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:35,726
There's salad in the kitchen. I'll get it.

479
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,458
- No. Sit down, honey. I'll go.
- No, but...

480
00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:41,250
- It's all right.
- I can eat pepper and potatoes, and...

481
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,041
Do you have quinoa?

482
00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:49,208
Here's the salad.

483
00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:50,708
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

484
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,458
Thank you.

485
00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,500
Nathalie, you sure love steak, honey.

486
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,708
I don't know what you do with it,
you look so fit.

487
00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,750
Everything is delicious, Anamari.
As always.

488
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,958
I've missed us spending time all together.

489
00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,416
- The tomb. We need to talk about the tomb.
- Yeah, honey.

490
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,666
What is it that you've found
in the sanctuary?

491
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,791
The tomb of William Tell's son.

492
00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,767
The one who stole from the rich
and gave to the poor?

493
00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:17,875
- That was Robin Hood, Mom.
- Jesus.

494
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:20,333
William Tell, Robin Hood. Same thing.

495
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:22,541
Excuse me.

496
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:26,083
Antolín, lighten up.
That discovery is great for our town.

497
00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:29,375
I'm only interested in finding a solution
to our real problems,

498
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:30,750
not interested in nonsense.

499
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:34,416
The snowplow, the high school,
the broadcast translator station.

500
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,958
Dad, listen to me.
The document we found in the crypt says

501
00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:40,791
- that Tellería could be Swiss.
- Just what we needed.

502
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,500
After the Basque let-down?

503
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,750
This is different.
Yolanda, explain it to him.

504
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,666
- It can be...
- Antolín, listen to our boy. He's right.

505
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,583
- We went to see Peio Etxeberria.
- That guy makes me sick.

506
00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:55,250
The paleontologist?
But he's such a nice person.

507
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:58,791
Mom, he's a paleographer.
A paleographer and archeologist.

508
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,763
He's going to explain everything
tomorrow at the city hall, Antolín.

509
00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:05,500
This is the document.
And it's perfectly legal.

510
00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:08,750
In fact, there is no evidence
of it being revoked to date.

511
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:13,000
Which means that Tellería is,
for all intents and purposes,

512
00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:14,625
a Swiss canton.

513
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:15,791
Swiss?

514
00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:18,833
So we can request an annexation
into Switzerland?

515
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,583
- That's right.
- What?

516
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,625
Let's think about this for a minute.

517
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:25,333
We've been trying to be Basque
all our lives.

518
00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:27,666
Maybe being Swiss is what's best for us.

519
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:30,166
We're not Swiss, we're Basque, damn it!

520
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,666
Yeah, we're Basque!

521
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:35,125
Wrong. Not you, Bernabé.
You are not Basque.

522
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,625
You are Helvetian.

523
00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:39,828
A Betis supporter, me?
My team is Athletic till I die!

524
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:46,583
Here. Your family tree is pretty clear.

525
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:48,791
Since your father passed away,

526
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:51,958
you are a direct descendant
of William Tell.

527
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:53,666
But all my family names are Basque.

528
00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:57,208
- Tellería, Tellegorri, Telletxea.
- Bernabé, hold on.

529
00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:00,875
Being a descendant of William Tell
is not that bad.

530
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,375
- No, not bad at all.
- I'm gonna kill you!

531
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,458
Anyway, I should leave now. I'm...

532
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:09,875
They're waiting for me in the crypt.
And I have to examine the tomb.

533
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:12,041
- So...
- Mr. Anselmo, where are you going?

534
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:16,125
Me? I just wanted to thank
Mr. Peio Etxeberria for his wisdom.

535
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,125
You left my church looking like a mess.

536
00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:22,166
- I will get you, you bastard.
- All right. Bye-bye.

537
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:34,000
For 700 years, we have been fighting
amongst ourselves.

538
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:38,000
Some said we're Basque.
Others said we're Castilian.

539
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:40,708
This document states it clearly.

540
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:42,666
We are Swiss!

541
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,750
The Basque don't want us.

542
00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:48,208
And we don't want to be Castilian.

543
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,583
So let's compromise. Let's be Swiss.

544
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:52,916
Swiss? This is unbelievable.

545
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,958
- How on earth could we be Swiss?
- All right.

546
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:58,541
What would it mean for Tellería
to be a part of Switzerland?

547
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,333
No.

548
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:07,333
We would be part of one of the most
prosperous countries in the world.

549
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,333
No?

550
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:17,250
I'll put the technicalities aside.
Two words. Tax haven.

551
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:21,625
Mr. Anselmo, tell everyone
what you told me.

552
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,208
The Way of Tell.

553
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,708
From Altdorf to Tellería.

554
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:35,875
The tomb could be a tourist attraction.

555
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:40,041
A focal point of pilgrimage.
Like the Primitive Way, only better.

556
00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:41,916
God! We'll make a killing!

557
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,833
- Get ready for us, Way of St. James!
- Have you lost your minds?

558
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:48,125
How are we gonna be part of a country
located at the other end of Europe?

559
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:49,750
Hang on a second.

560
00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,958
- Pay attention to this.
- That's nice.

561
00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:57,916
Here is Tellería. Here is Tenerife.

562
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,833
Fourteen hundred miles away.
And we belong to the same country.

563
00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:05,208
Here is Tellería. Here is Switzerland.

564
00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:08,000
Eight hundred miles away.
That's 600 miles closer.

565
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,958
Who says we can't be Swiss?

566
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:15,416
He's right. We're closer to Geneva
than we are to Lanzarote, Revuelta.

567
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,900
You don't know jack.
And you did your military service there.

568
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:22,125
All right. Now that we've solved
the technical issues, let's vote.

569
00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:24,083
- Come on, Bernabé.
- Yes?

570
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,500
The ballot boxes.

571
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,458
- Yes.
- Yes.

572
00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,500
- No.
- No.

573
00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:32,250
- Yes.
- Yes.

574
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:33,750
Antolín's resignation.

575
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:39,416
This is Añíbarro's handwriting.
Invalid vote.

576
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,208
- Carrying on. Yes.
- Yes.

577
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,333
No.

578
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,291
No.

579
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,583
- I don't give a fuck.
- You... Invalid vote.

580
00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:48,666
- And yes.
- Yes.

581
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,041
The results of the voting are...

582
00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:57,000
Invalid votes, 14.

583
00:29:57,083 --> 00:30:00,583
Abstentions, 86.

584
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:05,458
Votes for "no" on the annexation, 157.

585
00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:09,666
Votes for "yes," 599.

586
00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:12,875
Well, complying with the people's mandate,

587
00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:15,750
the city hall will begin
the application process

588
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,375
for the annexation to Switzerland.

589
00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:18,958
What are you talking about?

590
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,541
They won't pay any attention to you.

591
00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:23,625
Dad, calm down, okay?
We'll talk about it at home.

592
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,333
I have nothing to say to you.

593
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:28,041
- Hooray for democracy!
- Great.

594
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,583
BASQUE COUNTRY
TELLSTADT

595
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:36,583
TELLSTADT, A NEW CANTON?

596
00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:38,916
A tiny Spanish village
wants to become a member

597
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,958
of the Swiss Confederation.

598
00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:45,750
Here is more information
from Hans Moser in Tell Town.

599
00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:50,708
The grave of William Tells son Walter
was discovered in the town's church.

600
00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:54,166
The Swiss government will send
a delegation to Tell Town,

601
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:58,333
to devise a plan for the potential
integration into the Swiss Confederation.

602
00:30:58,416 --> 00:31:00,458
Will this become the 27th canton?

603
00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,458
BERN - SWITZERLAND

604
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:15,708
FEDERAL PALACE

605
00:31:20,916 --> 00:31:23,833
You're going to take off that hat,
aren't you?

606
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:31,041
Forgive me, Antolín but...

607
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,166
I've been wearing a <i>txapela</i> all my life,

608
00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:36,375
and I love this hat.

609
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:38,541
It must be in my genes.

610
00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:44,500
Follow me.

611
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:53,875
Mrs. President. Pleased to meet you.

612
00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:58,541
As a descendant of the one
and only William Tell,

613
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,585
it is an honor for me to be
in front of the person

614
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:02,666
who rules the country of my ascentors.

615
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:03,750
Ancestors.

616
00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:06,208
Will you shut up?
She can't understand you.

617
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,708
And she's not the president.

618
00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,875
She's the Deputy
Secretary-General of State.

619
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,166
Take a seat.

620
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,250
The whole matter about Tellería

621
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,750
has generated sympathy
among the Swiss people.

622
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,166
You see? She can understand us.

623
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:24,875
We are studying the possibility
of bringing the tomb to Altdorf,

624
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,291
but it is too soon.

625
00:32:27,041 --> 00:32:30,458
We have already talked to Yolanda Penedo,
the person who made the discovery.

626
00:32:30,541 --> 00:32:31,583
What?

627
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,541
What we want is to be Swiss.

628
00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:42,500
You must understand,
this entails a process that may take long.

629
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,208
Your people don't speak our languages,

630
00:32:45,291 --> 00:32:47,541
your culture is different from ours,

631
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:49,833
and you are not in Switzerland.
In other words...

632
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,916
You are not Swiss.

633
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,666
Unimportant details.

634
00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,583
Nathalie was born here. Bernabé...

635
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:03,208
You can see the genes in his face.
He's a Tell from head to toe.

636
00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:06,083
Besides, I know a few words
in Swiss already.

637
00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:10,166
Nestlé, Federer, Rolex, Shaqiri...

638
00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:11,375
Ricola!

639
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:15,166
You do not look all that ready.

640
00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:18,458
Our people are studying the matter.

641
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:24,958
In three months, we will go to Tellería
to begin a reflection process to...

642
00:33:25,041 --> 00:33:27,041
Good! In three months, we'll be Swiss.

643
00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:29,833
We will see that in three months.
Make the most of your trip

644
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:32,416
and get to know our beautiful city.

645
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,875
<i>Auf Wiedersehen!</i>

646
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,541
- Did it go well?
- I don't know.

647
00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:52,458
- It went well.
- Good!

648
00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:55,666
- Yolanda, slow down.
- Gorka, calm down.

649
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,083
Dude, I'm driving super slow.

650
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:59,041
You're driving too fast.
We're not in a hurry.

651
00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,767
And we need to wait for Nathalie.
She'll be back from Switzerland soon.

652
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,708
- Nathalie is coming, too?
- Of course.

653
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,125
Iker, Nathalie and I
have been buddies forever.

654
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,958
At the dinner,
it looked like you were a couple.

655
00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:12,666
No.

656
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,375
Well, yeah. I mean, we went out together.

657
00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:17,958
But nothing has happened between us
in a long time.

658
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,625
I didn't mean...

659
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,833
- I mean, it was just a comment. I didn't...
- I know.

660
00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:26,291
- I didn't mean to be nosy.
- I know, don't worry.

661
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,291
It's right there, to the left. There.

662
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:33,458
- Boy!
- Little guy.

663
00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:34,875
- Hi!
- What's up, Iker?

664
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:35,833
Casillas!

665
00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:36,916
Easy, lie down.

666
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,833
Sit!

667
00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:42,916
He's totally under my control,
but lately he's being a little naughty.

668
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,560
- I can see that.
- All right. Let's go.

669
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,750
Come in, you two.

670
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,750
- Iker's dog...
- Casillas. He's named Casillas.

671
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:54,041
<i>Basque Sorrow Number Three.</i>

672
00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:57,083
It shows the consequences
of the Basque conflict

673
00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,966
in the consumer society.
I mean, it's obvious.

674
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,416
- It's obvious.
- It's obvious.

675
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,333
And this one... This one's really has a...

676
00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:06,833
bird's soul.

677
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:08,666
Bird's soul.

678
00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:14,041
It talks about social alienation
and panic in the welfare state.

679
00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:17,666
It's my most commercial work, you know?
I just sold it to Otxandiano's <i>batzoki.</i>

680
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:18,750
No shit?

681
00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:22,375
God damn it!

682
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,541
The entire house is filled with smoke.
This looks like an Altos Hornos furnace.

683
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,541
Don't piss me off, okay?

684
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:32,125
And don't make any noise.
I have an early morning.

685
00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,125
Excuse me.

686
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,333
Yes, Fer?

687
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:50,750
Yeah, I know. What's wrong with me?

688
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,958
Do you really want to know?
You called me 20 times.

689
00:35:54,041 --> 00:35:57,416
That's what's wrong with me.
I told you I couldn't talk. I'm working.

690
00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:58,791
No!

691
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:02,125
Seriously, you've been away
for three months.

692
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,041
For three months. And you never called.

693
00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,458
Now I'm the one who's away,
and it's a problem?

694
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,500
What?

695
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,166
- So, you and Yolanda, huh?
- What?

696
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,125
What?

697
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:16,250
Well... Yeah, right? I mean...

698
00:36:16,791 --> 00:36:18,833
I don't know, man.
I'm totally hung up on her.

699
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:23,541
You dog. Well, I have my own thing
going on, too. It's...

700
00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:27,291
You know what the problem is, Iker?
I don't know, my head is a mess.

701
00:36:28,541 --> 00:36:32,541
Sometimes, I think... I don't know,
that maybe I have feelings for...

702
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:36,125
- Shit, Nathalie!
- You're getting high as hell, aren't you?

703
00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:40,208
- Am I too late for dinner?
- Hi. How are you?

704
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:44,017
- How did things go in Switzerland?
- How did it go in Switzerland?

705
00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:45,625
- Switzerland.
- Good.

706
00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:47,833
You and I have to talk.

707
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,958
Outside. Now.

708
00:36:56,833 --> 00:37:00,458
Come on, help me set everything up.
Let's have dinner outside.

709
00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:04,000
It's a beautiful, beautiful night.

710
00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:07,625
- What's up?
- Nothing. Are you okay?

711
00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:11,291
- Yeah, I'm okay. Just a little cold.
- Do you need a blanket?

712
00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:13,083
That would be great.

713
00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:17,791
Great. Yes, I see you're feeling great
in Tellería after your discovery.

714
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:18,875
You discoverer.

715
00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:23,000
- I don't follow you.
- I spoke to the Swiss.

716
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:26,625
And I want everything related to them
to be run by the city hall.

717
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,750
Shut up!

718
00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:32,958
Yeah, but I don't work for you.

719
00:37:33,916 --> 00:37:36,541
The regional government ordered
the inventory. They are my bosses.

720
00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:39,875
And let me remind you that this is Castile

721
00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:41,583
until proven otherwise.

722
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:44,000
What about Gorka?
Why didn't you tell him anything?

723
00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:46,041
I didn't tell him
because there was no time.

724
00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:47,476
- Right.
- What do you mean, "right"?

725
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,351
- I was going to tell him later.
- I'm going to tell him now, don't worry.

726
00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:51,750
- Gorka!
- What is your problem?

727
00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:53,267
I don't like the way you're talking to me.

728
00:37:53,291 --> 00:37:55,684
Look, honey, this is Tellería.
You'd better follow the rules.

729
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,583
- What rules? You...
- Someone say my name?

730
00:37:57,666 --> 00:37:59,208
- You shut up!
- You shut up!

731
00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:04,541
Shut the hell up!

732
00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:11,000
Citizens of Tellería.

733
00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:15,291
As your mayor,
there is something I'd like to say to you.

734
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,250
And what I want to say...

735
00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:22,875
is that the Swiss want us.

736
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:24,750
We are their priority!

737
00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:28,625
Excellent.

738
00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:30,875
In three months,

739
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:35,041
we will adapt to their culture.
It's not that complicated.

740
00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:38,708
We'll just have to make
small changes in our cooking,

741
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,458
adapt to their schedules,

742
00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:44,250
and slowly start speaking
Swiss German correctly.

743
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,291
Unimportant details.

744
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:50,375
Swiss German? You people have been nagging
about speaking Basque for 30 years

745
00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:51,833
and no one here can speak it.

746
00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:55,500
- Speak for yourself. You're from Laredo.
- I'm from Colindres, you ignorant fool.

747
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:59,083
Colindres, Laredo, Castro...
They all belong to Santander.

748
00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:00,708
Castro isn't Basque?

749
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,833
Listen. The Swiss want us to adapt

750
00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:06,125
to their legal
and administrative structure so that...

751
00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:08,708
Look, it's Bernabé!

752
00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:10,750
He looks like the jack of clubs!

753
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:17,750
The alphorn is hard to play,
but you'll get used to it.

754
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,083
Carry on, Antolín.

755
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:24,125
Citizens of Tellería,

756
00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:27,250
let's join together and make Tellería

757
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,958
the 27th canton!

758
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,416
Bravo! Bravo!

759
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,875
- Long live Switzerland!
- Hurrah!

760
00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:42,708
BASQUE LANGUAGE SCHOOL

761
00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,416
SWISS LANGUAGE SCHOOL

762
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,416
<i>Willkommen in Tellstadt.</i>

763
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:50,083
A small town located in the heart
of the Iberian Peninsula

764
00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:53,583
of Swiss history, culture and sentiment.

765
00:39:56,333 --> 00:40:01,541
Come with me in this incredible journey
through the little Switzerland.

766
00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:06,708
<i>I live in the little Switzerland</i>

767
00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:10,333
<i>In a place called Tellstadt</i>

768
00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:15,375
<i>Postcard-beautiful mountains
And lakes all around</i>

769
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:20,375
<i>It's where a discovery was made</i>

770
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:24,416
<i>That's going to change our history</i>

771
00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:29,541
<i>And it brings us closer to William Tell</i>

772
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:36,333
<i>We want to be
A part of Switzerland now</i>

773
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:43,541
<i>And then we'll all come together and shout</i>

774
00:41:03,541 --> 00:41:08,083
An idyllic place of peaceful
and cheerful people

775
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,916
<i>who keep their culture alive.</i>

776
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,708
It may be a little Switzerland,

777
00:41:23,791 --> 00:41:26,291
but it has a giant heart!

778
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:44,125
It looks great. Now just edit out the part
when I fell down and post it online.

779
00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:45,333
But it's already on...

780
00:41:46,666 --> 00:41:47,916
Swiss German.

781
00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:50,958
- Antolín is very good at it.
- He really is.

782
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,875
- And he looks so handsome in that outfit.
- No.

783
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,166
Look how handsome.

784
00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,208
Pour me some white wine.

785
00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:08,625
- What is this?
- Noirillon Salvagnin.

786
00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,208
From the canton of Vaud.

787
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:12,250
Just pour me a cup of Rueda.

788
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:14,458
But we only have Swiss wines.

789
00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,291
No free <i>pintxo,</i> either? It's Thursday.

790
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:18,017
They don't do free <i>pintxos</i> in Switzerland.

791
00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:21,041
- Right. I see they're only for friends.
- They paid for those.

792
00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,875
- What the fuck is this shit?
- Noirillon Salvagnin.

793
00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:39,333
- I want a <i>txakolí! </i>Numbnuts.
- We only have Swiss wines.

794
00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,375
Damn it all to hell.

795
00:42:42,791 --> 00:42:44,666
Who the fuck closed the <i>pelota</i> court?

796
00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:48,166
You ever hear of people
playing <i>pelota</i> in Switzerland?

797
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,250
Antolín.

798
00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,166
This is not Switzerland.

799
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,125
- This is the Basque Country!
- And Castile.

800
00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:56,125
No more Basque rural sports.
Skiing is Switzerland's sport.

801
00:42:56,208 --> 00:42:57,791
Gstaad, St. Moritz, Tellería.

802
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,476
Our town will be crowded with celebrities!

803
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,458
Carolina, Mette-Marit,
Preysler and her playwright.

804
00:43:02,541 --> 00:43:03,809
Maybe I'll be on <i>¡Hola!</i> magazine.

805
00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:06,708
- Come on. Peace.
- We don't eat that shit.

806
00:43:06,791 --> 00:43:09,166
Let's get out of here.
I'm too mad for this.

807
00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:12,125
We'll put an end to this.

808
00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:14,666
Very soon, Antolín. Very soon.

809
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,833
Even if it's only symbolic,
it's good to delineate our borders.

810
00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,083
SWITZERLAND
TELLERÍA

811
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,375
Make sure it's straight.

812
00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:24,625
- Look at this.
- Come here.

813
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,083
Come. Come here.

814
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:29,083
This way. All this way up until here.
What do you think?

815
00:43:29,166 --> 00:43:30,208
What is this, Bernabé?

816
00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:33,750
Yeah, I know he's missing the spear.
But don't worry, it'll be here tomorrow.

817
00:43:34,625 --> 00:43:35,666
I'm amazed.

818
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,625
We've been independent for one day

819
00:43:37,708 --> 00:43:40,333
and you've already managed to get
a pastoral visit from the Pope.

820
00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:42,291
You rock.

821
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:49,875
Let's walk, come on. March.

822
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:51,291
Yes, this is it.

823
00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:53,791
Excuse me?

824
00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:57,458
This is not Switzerland.

825
00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:01,416
We do not have a special taxation system.

826
00:44:02,666 --> 00:44:03,750
How should I know?

827
00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:06,291
Call back when Tellería is independent.

828
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:08,750
Which I doubt will happen!

829
00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:10,875
Yeah, all right. Goodbye.

830
00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:14,101
- I'd like to update my bank book.
- Can you believe this, Mr. Anselmo?

831
00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:17,291
That's the fifth guy that wants
to deposit his undeclared money here.

832
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,541
Even Cristiano Romario's lawyer called.
Can you believe it?

833
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,666
Update my bank book and don't bother me
with nonsense, Añíbarro.

834
00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:26,666
I'll update it right away, Mr. Anselmo.

835
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,416
Tellería will never be Swiss.

836
00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,333
LUCERNA INN

837
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,125
The Swiss offered me a contract.

838
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,416
And I'm considering staying.

839
00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:45,458
You're staying?

840
00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:48,541
We can both stay,
if you don't mind working for them.

841
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,208
In fact, I told Peio about it,

842
00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:52,666
and he thinks
it's a really good opportunity for us.

843
00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:55,958
But what about the rest of the inventory?
We still need to go to Frías.

844
00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:57,791
Okay.

845
00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:59,833
Would you rather be bored to death
in Frías,

846
00:44:59,916 --> 00:45:04,541
or conduct a research that will bring us
fame, reputation, money...

847
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:06,416
Yes, Yolanda, all of that sounds great.

848
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,541
And when we're done with the research,

849
00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,625
we can go to Switzerland
and take the tomb with us.

850
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:14,375
No, not with the tomb.

851
00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:17,125
Think about it.
What about the Way of Tell?

852
00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:20,250
Mr. Anselmo would be very upset.
And my dad. And everyone. No.

853
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:23,625
Gorka, the whole annexation thing...

854
00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:27,083
The Swiss don't give a crap about it.

855
00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:30,500
- They just want the tomb.
- And you're going to help them?

856
00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:33,416
Are you listening to yourself?
How can you be so selfish?

857
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:34,541
- Selfish?
- Yeah!

858
00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:36,083
How can you be such a sucker?

859
00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:39,250
This annexation thing
isn't going anywhere.

860
00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:42,583
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you,
but the Swiss don't care about you.

861
00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:44,125
Look, Yolanda...

862
00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:47,208
It's great that you want to pursue
your dreams,

863
00:45:47,291 --> 00:45:49,291
your ambitions and your career.

864
00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:51,958
That's what I like most about you.

865
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,125
Just don't do it at the expense
of others, okay?

866
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,060
Especially at the expense of my people.

867
00:46:15,083 --> 00:46:15,958
<i>Arratsalde on.</i>

868
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,208
Good afternoon.

869
00:46:17,291 --> 00:46:19,833
<i>- Arratsalde on,</i> God damn it!
- Good fucking afternoon!

870
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:26,125
I don't like you, and you don't like me.

871
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,430
But there are things we dislike even more.

872
00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:31,500
Tellería annexing to Switzerland.

873
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:32,708
That would be one.

874
00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:47,750
I don't get why they insist
on making this town a part of Switzerland.

875
00:46:48,041 --> 00:46:49,791
We have nothing in common.

876
00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:06,791
SPAIN AND SWITZERLAND
CAN'T REACH AN AGREEMENT ON TELLERÍA

877
00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:28,416
Yeah, all right. I'll hold.

878
00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:32,833
NEW PRIORITY MISSION:
OPERATION TELLERÍA

879
00:48:04,541 --> 00:48:05,541
Hello?

880
00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:07,958
It's the radio people.

881
00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:10,541
Sure, I'll put you through.

882
00:48:12,791 --> 00:48:14,583
Democracy will not be beaten.

883
00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:17,083
Hello?

884
00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:18,833
Well...

885
00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:21,083
Democracy will not be beaten.

886
00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:24,916
In Switzerland, there is no place
for violent people.

887
00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:28,250
No, that's all. No further comments.

888
00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:29,541
Thank you.

889
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,625
"Flagen. Flagen."

890
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:57,125
Forty-five minute late.

891
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:13,416
Note. The situation in Tellería
is far worse than we expected.

892
00:49:14,791 --> 00:49:16,208
Terrorist attacks,

893
00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:19,416
language immersion,
the Basque issue all over again...

894
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,083
Shit, this is a powder keg.

895
00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:24,875
THIS IS NOT SPAIN

896
00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:26,708
OF COURSE NOT, DUMBASS, IT'S A WALL

897
00:49:26,791 --> 00:49:28,500
YEAH, BUT IT'S A SWISS WALL

898
00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:36,333
<i>Hi. I'm Yolanda Penedo, art historian.
Leave your message...</i>

899
00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:47,291
Hey, there.

900
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,392
Where are you going?
You can't come in. No visits today.

901
00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:52,041
Hi. I'm a photographer
from National Geographic.

902
00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:57,500
I've come a long way
to do an article on the tomb.

903
00:49:57,583 --> 00:50:00,344
I don't care if you're from <i>Interviú.</i>
Come back next week if you want.

904
00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:02,583
- All right, thank you.
- Bye.

905
00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:07,416
So, how's the couple doing?

906
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,750
We are not a couple.

907
00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:11,666
Hello.

908
00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:15,291
One Merovingian goblet. Move the tablet.

909
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Yes.

910
00:50:17,916 --> 00:50:21,666
- One Visigoth bell with no clapper.
- Gorka...

911
00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:23,833
Gorka, working like this is a pain.

912
00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:26,375
Seriously, do you want us to be mad
at each other?

913
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,708
One reliquary casket.

914
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,000
What kind of equipment?

915
00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,125
Precision rifles?

916
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,416
I may still have a couple.
I'd need to check.

917
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,375
Have the advance payment ready.

918
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Bye.

919
00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:51,333
- And one golden cross...
- And that's all! Enough!

920
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:54,791
What I meant to say yesterday was
let's go to Switzerland together.

921
00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:59,291
To Switzerland, to Cochinchina,
Montenegro, South Sudan, I don't care.

922
00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:00,375
I just...

923
00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:04,625
I just want to be with you.

924
00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,375
There, I said it.

925
00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:46,416
I'll be right back.

926
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:14,041
Yolanda, I've been waiting for you
to say that all this time.

927
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:15,291
It's perfect!

928
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,458
You, me...

929
00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:22,291
Walter Tell's putrefied corpse...

930
00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:48,083
- Fernando?
- Yolanda?

931
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,458
Oh, come on!

932
00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:52,750
How did this happen, Fer?

933
00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:54,434
Did you get your fingers
caught in something?

934
00:52:54,458 --> 00:52:56,416
I thought I told you not to come in.

935
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:59,700
- I was looking for Yolanda, my girlfriend.
- You said you wanted to take photos.

936
00:53:00,416 --> 00:53:02,541
The magazine sent me here
to do an article,

937
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,416
and Yolanda turned out to be here as well.

938
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,916
- Oh, really?
- No!

939
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,809
No, seriously. We haven't seen each other
for four months, and you show up now?

940
00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:11,041
Yeah! What are you doing here?

941
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:12,250
You stay out of it.

942
00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:15,000
Hey, you're Koldo! From her master's.

943
00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,083
Gorka.

944
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,833
That's great! You're working with Koldo?

945
00:53:18,916 --> 00:53:20,375
- Gorka!
- Gorka!

946
00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,750
Seriously. When you're told
you can't come in,

947
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:31,500
you can't come in.
That sign is pretty clear.

948
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:33,291
I don't get people.

949
00:53:42,041 --> 00:53:43,166
No, leave me alone.

950
00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:45,291
- What's wrong with you?
- We'll talk later.

951
00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:48,750
- Who is that with Yolanda?
- It's her boyfriend.

952
00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:52,625
A travel photographer.
A weird guy. Lusitanian.

953
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:55,517
You've got to be kidding. Fucking Fernando
showing up just now. Awesome.

954
00:53:55,541 --> 00:53:56,791
- Bye.
- Bye.

955
00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:59,041
- What's up with him?
- I don't know.

956
00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:06,708
Sign here, please.

957
00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:08,833
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

958
00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:10,541
You're working late.

959
00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:11,708
We're done now.

960
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,833
Baby, what would you like for dinner?

961
00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:18,333
- Should I make you a bonito omelette?
- No, I had a few snacks.

962
00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:22,208
I left Iker and Añíbarro alone.
The opposition, face to face.

963
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,625
You know what?
I'm going to bed. I'm worn out.

964
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:28,458
And I think while I was in the sanctuary

965
00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:30,708
I may have pulled a muscle on my back.

966
00:54:30,791 --> 00:54:33,500
- Let me see.
- No, it's okay, Nathalie. No need.

967
00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:37,375
Antolín. Let's go to bed.

968
00:54:38,166 --> 00:54:40,416
Hang on, they're showing
all the goals from Division 2.

969
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:43,250
You can watch that upstairs
on your tablet.

970
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:45,166
- It'll just take a second.
- No, it won't.

971
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:48,125
The other night I waited an hour for you.
I was bored to death.

972
00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:50,208
Come on. Go to bed.

973
00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:51,791
- Good night.
- Good night.

974
00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,666
- Right here?
- Right there, yes.

975
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:56,416
Can you feel it?
Right there, it's a huge muscle knot.

976
00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:01,541
- The sanctuary is keeping you busy, right?
- Yeah, the whole Walter thing...

977
00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:05,375
- Is your friend still mad?
- Yeah. She'll get over it. I think.

978
00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:08,083
Be careful. Don't let her
leave you out of the Swiss thing.

979
00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:10,083
No!

980
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:14,750
No, I was very clear with her.
We made this discovery together.

981
00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:15,833
Right.

982
00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:25,416
What's going to happen between us,
now that you're staying longer?

983
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,958
What do you mean, "between us"? You and I?

984
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,458
- No.
- No?

985
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:37,541
No.

986
00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:57,041
What are you doing?

987
00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,541
I'm not leaving until my work is finished.

988
00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:03,583
Things are going to get very ugly here.

989
00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:06,291
You're gonna have to listen to me.
Your work is secondary.

990
00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:07,375
Excuse me?

991
00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:08,750
Secondary?

992
00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:11,500
Fer, this is the opportunity of my life!

993
00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:15,166
- My future depends on Tellería.
- Well, you have to trust me.

994
00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:18,500
How am I gonna trust you?

995
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:21,500
I haven't heard from you in months!

996
00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:24,291
Dude, this has been going on
for a long time.

997
00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:25,875
I'm tired of you.

998
00:56:25,958 --> 00:56:29,125
Believe me when I say
things are going to get ugly in this town.

999
00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:32,166
Things will get ugly
if you don't tell me right now

1000
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,000
where you've been for the last months.

1001
00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:35,583
I already told you, I was in Namibia!

1002
00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:38,250
Taking photographs
of the Kalahari bushmen.

1003
00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:40,208
What, there was no signal in Namibia?

1004
00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:42,458
You couldn't drop me
an email from Namibia?

1005
00:56:42,541 --> 00:56:44,666
Phone signal in Namibia, with the bushmen?

1006
00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:47,916
- Come on, are you kidding?
- What are you, a secret agent?

1007
00:56:50,291 --> 00:56:51,875
You're shitting me.

1008
00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:55,250
You're telling me that you work
for the CNI?

1009
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,458
We can't talk about that, okay?

1010
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,125
Unbelievable.

1011
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:03,375
Turns out I've been going out
with Mort & Phil

1012
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:05,708
and I find out this late in the movie.

1013
00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:08,583
Unbelievable.

1014
00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:09,750
Come on, baby.

1015
00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:13,500
You know you're the reason
I'm in Tellería.

1016
00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:20,166
You know how much I love you.

1017
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:24,875
Should we spend the night here
and leave tomorrow?

1018
00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:30,250
No, I'm not going anywhere.

1019
00:57:30,416 --> 00:57:31,416
- You're not?
- No.

1020
00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,458
What if I told you that the priest

1021
00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:36,541
has a chest full of guns and explosives
in his sacristy? What then?

1022
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,958
- Mr. Anselmo?
- That's right.

1023
00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:41,125
Yeah, right.

1024
00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:45,083
I hope you have a good reason
for making me get out of bed this early.

1025
00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,583
I do have a good reason.

1026
00:57:48,375 --> 00:57:49,875
I was told

1027
00:57:49,958 --> 00:57:53,666
you're hiding a stash of guns
and explosives in here.

1028
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:56,583
- Let me guess who told you.
- That is irrelevant.

1029
00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,208
You either tell me what's going on,

1030
00:57:59,291 --> 00:58:01,291
or I tell everyone
and put an end to your scheme!

1031
00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:03,851
Listen, my child. Do not raise your voice
at me in the house of the Lord.

1032
00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,500
And don't assume the worst.

1033
00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:08,208
This is not what it looks like,
and there's an explanation.

1034
00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:11,250
<i>I was walking in the forest
a few months ago,</i>

1035
00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:13,666
<i>looking for mushrooms
to make myself some scrambled eggs.</i>

1036
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:17,375
<i>Because I love chanterelles
with some garlic, chili pepper,</i>

1037
00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:20,583
<i>- with a good organic egg...
- Get to the point, Father.</i>

1038
00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:23,708
<i>I was about to collect a </i>perretxiko
<i>when I saw something.</i>

1039
00:58:51,583 --> 00:58:53,541
<i>You found an ETA cache?</i>

1040
00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:57,208
Intact. Unsoiled. Pristine.

1041
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,041
So I had two options.
Either go to the police,

1042
00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:02,583
- or try to sell the guns.
- What?

1043
00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:04,875
- To the Chechens, or the Arabs.
- What?

1044
00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:08,166
But that's not all. I'm leaving the cache,

1045
00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,750
and guess who I run into.

1046
00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:11,791
- Who?
- Nathalie.

1047
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,041
Yeah, what a surprise.

1048
00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:15,525
She followed me. She wanted to know
where I get my mushrooms.

1049
00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:16,791
No one knows about that place.

1050
00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:18,809
Because, let me tell you,
I'm a mushroom enthusiast.

1051
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:20,916
- I may be a priest, but I...
- Okay, Father.

1052
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,851
You're beating around the bush.
Continue, please.

1053
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:25,250
Try to understand.
Look at what they've done to my church.

1054
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:28,541
Twenty kilos of ammonal would cover
the window panes to seal the excavation.

1055
00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,791
<i>Otherwise, who's going to pay
for this mess?</i>

1056
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:39,416
- Thank you
- Welcome.

1057
00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:41,803
<i>I had to come to an agreement
with Nathalie.</i>

1058
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:44,875
<i>Half for the city hall,
half for the church.</i>

1059
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,000
Does Gorka know?

1060
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,083
Gorka?

1061
00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:54,791
Nathalie might have told him,
now that they're back together.

1062
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,708
They're together?

1063
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,208
Yes.

1064
01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:03,666
All right.

1065
01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:06,125
- I have to... I'm leaving.
- Sure.

1066
01:00:07,916 --> 01:00:09,375
- Bye.
- Bye.

1067
01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:28,916
- Why are you with Añíbarro?
- Well, if it isn't the couple of the hour.

1068
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,458
You finally got what you wanted.

1069
01:00:30,541 --> 01:00:32,750
So, involved in capital flight, are we,
Añíbarro?

1070
01:00:32,833 --> 01:00:35,666
Shouldn't it be the other way around,
now that we're going to be Swiss?

1071
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:39,125
Go to hell, Intxausti.
You're even dumber than your dad.

1072
01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:42,416
You're both being hornswoggled by her
and you don't even know about it.

1073
01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:44,250
This fool.

1074
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:48,375
- You've lost your minds with all this.
- Yeah.

1075
01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:54,041
Bye, Nathalie.

1076
01:00:58,250 --> 01:01:00,208
- Where are you going?
- Inside.

1077
01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:03,666
- No.
- No?

1078
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,166
Look, Nathalie...

1079
01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:10,017
I don't know what's going to happen
from this point on.

1080
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:11,916
Is it because of what Añíbarro said?

1081
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,541
No. I don't give a shit
what Añíbarro says.

1082
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:21,750
Nathalie, you know I've always liked you.
And I love you a bunch.

1083
01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:25,666
- But...
- You like Yolanda.

1084
01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:28,291
You're in love with her, aren't you?

1085
01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:34,625
Yes.

1086
01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:48,208
Shit! You scared me!

1087
01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,541
What the hell is this?

1088
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:53,443
What are you two doing together?
You can't stand each other.

1089
01:01:54,833 --> 01:01:59,666
So you want to blow up
William Tell Junior's tomb.

1090
01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:04,458
- Are you nuts?
- All the Swiss care about is the tomb.

1091
01:02:04,541 --> 01:02:05,684
They don't give a damn
about anything else.

1092
01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:07,708
Without the mausoleum
of William Tell's son,

1093
01:02:07,791 --> 01:02:10,000
what does our town have
that could interest them?

1094
01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:12,208
- Nothing.
- Nothing.

1095
01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:16,041
No. I'm chilling now
and I don't want any trouble. I...

1096
01:02:16,541 --> 01:02:18,750
Besides, why the hell
don't you do it yourselves?

1097
01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:21,083
No, right now I'm...

1098
01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:23,851
super focused on my work and going through
an awesome creative phase.

1099
01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:25,916
I just can't. I...

1100
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,666
How about now?

1101
01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:32,541
I was going to sell that
to the community center in Apamonasterio!

1102
01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:34,208
To hell with that sculpture.

1103
01:02:34,291 --> 01:02:36,184
Now you'll have to focus
on the fight for Euskadi.

1104
01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:38,583
- And for Spain. Don't forget.
- All right.

1105
01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:41,458
- No, I can't do this to Nathalie.
- Do what?

1106
01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:43,750
Betray her now that we're going out.

1107
01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:45,666
We're going to be family, Revuelta!

1108
01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:48,596
Forget about my daughter.
She's with Gorka.

1109
01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:54,375
But she can't be going out with Gorka.
Gorka is going out with Yolanda.

1110
01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:56,858
Well, Anamari is telling everyone
that they're back together.

1111
01:02:56,916 --> 01:02:59,416
And that they hooked up
the other night at his place, right?

1112
01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:02,208
They hooked up?

1113
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:17,875
There, now it looks better.

1114
01:03:17,958 --> 01:03:20,375
All right. I'm in.

1115
01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,375
- Antolín.
- Hold on.

1116
01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:27,708
I'm not even gonna ask. Mr. Mayor.

1117
01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,541
That's Canton President.

1118
01:03:29,625 --> 01:03:30,750
Stay still.

1119
01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:32,726
I talked to Heidi.
They're bringing everything forward.

1120
01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:35,750
The Swiss will be here in one week
to legalize the procedure.

1121
01:03:37,041 --> 01:03:39,250
- One week?
- But that's not what we talked about.

1122
01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:41,875
The Spanish government
refuses to negotiate.

1123
01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:43,851
They are sure about this
and want to come right away.

1124
01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:45,625
- Shit!
- Right away?

1125
01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:50,916
What do you mean, "right away"?
But my Swiss German is still very sloppy.

1126
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,791
We should have picked Romansh.
Nobody can speak that.

1127
01:03:53,875 --> 01:03:56,083
- God!
- Tell me, Nathalie...

1128
01:03:57,458 --> 01:03:59,000
Be honest, okay?

1129
01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:01,125
Do you think we are ready?

1130
01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:05,750
There are a few issues
we need to solve first.

1131
01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:09,666
Añíbarro refuses to accept
suspicious funds in the bank.

1132
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:10,750
Shit!

1133
01:04:10,916 --> 01:04:13,083
My father wants to move the inn
to Miranda.

1134
01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:16,041
Flight of companies. They're trying
to economically strangle us.

1135
01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:18,059
- All right, that's enough. Enough. No!
- It's just...

1136
01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:21,166
- Let's focus. Okay?
- Shit!

1137
01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:26,000
First off, we're going to set up
a nice welcoming committee for them.

1138
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:49,583
What are you doing?

1139
01:04:50,916 --> 01:04:52,916
Hey, stop that! Stop! What are you...

1140
01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:56,541
- Holy shit!
- Are you crazy?

1141
01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:10,958
You can't go through.

1142
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,208
What do you mean we can't go through?

1143
01:05:13,291 --> 01:05:15,041
I need to talk to Nathalie.

1144
01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:17,583
She's my niece. Tell her Pascual is here.

1145
01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:19,416
Pascual Revuelta.

1146
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,250
Go.

1147
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:36,458
- Hey, Iker. What is it?
- Hi, Anamari. Is Gorka home?

1148
01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:38,625
Yes, he's inside, watching <i>Saber y ganar.</i>

1149
01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:40,375
- Come in.
- Thank you.

1150
01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:42,083
- I'll be upstairs, okay?
- All right.

1151
01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:44,583
<i>- Automatization.</i>
- I can't believe it.

1152
01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:48,583
Hey, Iker! Epic. They just showed
the <i>Saber y ganar</i> rap again.

1153
01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:49,875
- No!
- Yeah!

1154
01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:52,583
<i>- Knowing and winning
- Knowing and winning...</i>

1155
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,750
It's so good. You bastard.

1156
01:05:57,833 --> 01:06:00,583
Shit! Iker, what the fuck, man?

1157
01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:03,458
Why don't you ask Nathalie? Fart face.

1158
01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:06,333
What?

1159
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,708
Uncle Pascual, it's enough
that I have to argue with my dad,

1160
01:06:14,791 --> 01:06:16,625
I don't want to argue with you.

1161
01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,226
You're not even going
to give me a kiss, Nathaly?

1162
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,541
My name is not Nathaly, I'm Nathalie.
And no, I won't.

1163
01:06:20,625 --> 01:06:22,351
All right, Nathalie.
I don't want any trouble, okay?

1164
01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:24,476
Your dad moved to Switzerland
because he damn pleased.

1165
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,416
Besides, I'm here on duty.

1166
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,125
I'm going to make sure
Tellería doesn't turn into a powder keg.

1167
01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,684
Tellería is going to become
part of Switzerland.

1168
01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:31,958
- Switzerland? Damn...
- Yeah.

1169
01:06:32,041 --> 01:06:34,208
Great, just what we needed now.

1170
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,833
- Did you call them?
- Why would I call these guys?

1171
01:06:36,916 --> 01:06:37,958
- Hey.
- What's up?

1172
01:06:38,041 --> 01:06:41,250
The <i>lehendakari</i> sent us
to impose order in this ruckus.

1173
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:42,625
Who here is Nathalie?

1174
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,083
It's obvious I'm not Nathalie.

1175
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,642
Shit, you're Pascual. How are you, man?

1176
01:06:45,666 --> 01:06:48,333
- Shit, Gorrotxategi. How are you?
- Same old. Good.

1177
01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:50,583
- Yeah. A lot of work lately, huh?
- I'll say.

1178
01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:52,291
We need to fix this soon, or...

1179
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,625
Nathaly! Nathalie!

1180
01:06:54,541 --> 01:06:57,041
Come on, don't tell me
you believe what the priest said.

1181
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,583
I don't know who to believe anymore.

1182
01:06:59,666 --> 01:07:02,250
- Who else would you believe? Me!
- You?

1183
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,625
- Yeah, right!
- Yola.

1184
01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,976
You didn't know Iker was going out
with Nathalie before you came back?

1185
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,833
How should I have known that, Mom?

1186
01:07:10,916 --> 01:07:13,226
I'm always the last to find out
about everything in this town.

1187
01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:14,791
Yolanda! Yolanda, hold on, please!

1188
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,059
- Yolanda.
- Great, and now you.

1189
01:07:16,083 --> 01:07:18,500
What happened to you? No, don't tell me.

1190
01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:21,101
- Nathalie slapped you in the face?
- Will everyone stop mentioning Nathalie?

1191
01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:23,291
I'm not going out with Nathalie.
I've moved on.

1192
01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:25,976
It didn't look like you had moved on
when you slept together the other night.

1193
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,541
Get your head straight, son.

1194
01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:28,916
Is there a problem?

1195
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,125
Who is this?

1196
01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:34,125
Let's get out of this fucking crazy town.
This place is not for us. Come on.

1197
01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:36,083
Who are you calling crazy, fart face?

1198
01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:41,875
You and your damn mom.

1199
01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,291
My baby is not crazy!

1200
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:44,375
Mom, no!

1201
01:07:44,416 --> 01:07:45,750
No. Stop!

1202
01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:48,791
Mom, please, stop!
That's enough. Enough, Mom!

1203
01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,708
Stop it!

1204
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,375
Let's go, Fer.

1205
01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:09,833
Fifty, as usual?

1206
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,250
No. Today I need...

1207
01:08:13,250 --> 01:08:14,375
something else.

1208
01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:16,791
Speed, coke, meth, special K, happy pills,

1209
01:08:16,875 --> 01:08:19,291
- heroin...
- Let's take it slow.

1210
01:08:19,375 --> 01:08:20,458
Marijuana?

1211
01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:22,958
Later, maybe...

1212
01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:26,666
But no. This is about something else.

1213
01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:34,375
Talk to the boss about that.

1214
01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:47,976
You can't have that in here!
What are you, stupid?

1215
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,166
Relax, uncle.

1216
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:50,791
The detonator's under control.

1217
01:08:51,375 --> 01:08:53,083
Iker!

1218
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,958
Damn your skull, Iker.

1219
01:08:58,708 --> 01:09:00,166
Do not play with that.

1220
01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:06,458
So, a cup of coffee?

1221
01:09:06,541 --> 01:09:08,184
DEAR YOLANDA,
YOUR POST-DOCTORAL SCHOLARSHIP REQUEST

1222
01:09:08,208 --> 01:09:09,726
FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORENCE
HAS BEEN APPROVED.

1223
01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,059
We should spend the night in Vitoria.

1224
01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:14,375
Things here are too weird. I don't know
how you put up with these people.

1225
01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:15,500
Fer!

1226
01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:21,041
I got it! The scholarship!

1227
01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:24,125
- The post-doctoral in Florence!
- That's great, my love!

1228
01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:26,791
You're not just beautiful,
you're just as smart.

1229
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:28,041
Yeah!

1230
01:09:28,125 --> 01:09:29,500
But what am I gonna do?

1231
01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:31,833
This is in Florence,
and the Swiss want me there.

1232
01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:33,333
I think it's obvious.

1233
01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:35,750
Florence, Switzerland.
What is there to think about?

1234
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:39,250
Let's go home. We'll be together.
You can support me.

1235
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:41,166
I need you now more than ever.

1236
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,708
You need me?

1237
01:09:45,291 --> 01:09:47,583
No. I mean...

1238
01:09:47,666 --> 01:09:49,306
Now that things are working out for me...

1239
01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:51,958
I care about my job, you know?

1240
01:09:52,041 --> 01:09:53,041
I'm sure of that.

1241
01:09:53,791 --> 01:09:56,916
Have you not partied enough
with all this inventory thing?

1242
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,333
- Partied?
- Yes.

1243
01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:01,708
That's how much you care about my job?

1244
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:06,833
Is it? Just about as much
you care about me, right?

1245
01:10:07,375 --> 01:10:08,583
This is not a job.

1246
01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:14,291
Come on, looking at saints in churches?
You've got to be shitting me.

1247
01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,458
Are you being serious right now?

1248
01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:19,375
Yolanda...

1249
01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:25,500
Get out.

1250
01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,416
I'm sorry.

1251
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:29,541
- Get the fuck out.
- I just...

1252
01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:34,625
Go away! I don't want to see you.
This is over. This is over.

1253
01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:36,041
You're kicking me out?

1254
01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,476
- That's right. I'm sick of you.
- All right.

1255
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,375
Well, just so you know,
you always had a bad temper.

1256
01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:41,708
I don't want to see you again!

1257
01:10:43,291 --> 01:10:44,416
Fuck!

1258
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,833
Shit, Nathalie, you startled me.
Are you trying to kill me?

1259
01:10:57,916 --> 01:10:58,916
Is that everything?

1260
01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:00,875
Yes, let's go.

1261
01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:03,458
All right.

1262
01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:05,301
You still have to tell me
how they found out.

1263
01:11:21,916 --> 01:11:23,036
What is Nathalie doing here?

1264
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,500
- She told me she was going to see you.
- Me?

1265
01:11:25,583 --> 01:11:27,223
And I knew you were coming with me, so...

1266
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,375
I should've put a leash on her.

1267
01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:31,541
Come on.

1268
01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:49,125
Damn it, it's locked.

1269
01:11:50,166 --> 01:11:51,583
How are we gonna get in?

1270
01:11:51,666 --> 01:11:52,666
Using the key!

1271
01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:57,958
My seven years as an altar boy
weren't in vain.

1272
01:12:04,083 --> 01:12:05,083
Let's go.

1273
01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:29,375
GORKA - I'LL MISS YOU TOMORROW
WHEN THE SWISS GET HERE.

1274
01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:43,000
YOLANDA - I'M STAYING.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

1275
01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:46,291
WHAT ABOUT FERNANDO?

1276
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:53,250
IT'S OVER.

1277
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,083
BESIDES, I GOT THE SCHOLARSHIP
FOR FLORENCE.

1278
01:12:58,166 --> 01:13:00,083
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO...

1279
01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:14,041
FLORENCE, SWITZERLAND...
I'D GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU.

1280
01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:21,375
WILL YOU COME WITH ME?

1281
01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:28,916
All done.

1282
01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,333
- Antolín, time to sleep.
- No.

1283
01:13:35,416 --> 01:13:36,976
- Tomorrow is a very important day.
- Let me...

1284
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,166
- No, let me finish watching...
- Please. Antolín!

1285
01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:41,208
Come on.

1286
01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:45,250
Good night.

1287
01:13:51,083 --> 01:13:52,708
WILLIAM TELL

1288
01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:06,666
Answer me, Gorka.

1289
01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:12,833
You're such a pain, Fer.

1290
01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:22,291
In case it wasn't obvious...

1291
01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:25,458
I love you.

1292
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,458
I love you more.

1293
01:14:54,166 --> 01:15:00,416
<i>I apologize for not being better
Than anyone</i>

1294
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:10,541
<i>I apologize
You don't have to talk to me</i>

1295
01:15:11,791 --> 01:15:17,958
<i>I apologize for not being better
Than anyone</i>

1296
01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:39,083
We're back in Tellería
for another historic day.

1297
01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:43,750
The day when this Castilian town
of Basque culture will become Swiss.

1298
01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:46,416
<i>- Go Switzerland!
- Go!</i>

1299
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,333
You must be excited, Mr. Mayor.

1300
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,291
Canton President.

1301
01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:53,500
Indeed, very excited.

1302
01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:55,958
This is an important day
for Tellería, isn't it?

1303
01:15:56,041 --> 01:15:57,041
Tellstadt.

1304
01:15:57,958 --> 01:15:59,500
Tellstadt.

1305
01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:02,458
Yes, very important, because we...

1306
01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:04,541
We are Swiss.

1307
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:07,166
Because of our culture, our sentiment,
our...

1308
01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:09,625
And like you always say,
Mr. Canton President,

1309
01:16:09,708 --> 01:16:11,083
because of the banks.

1310
01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,708
Bernabé, come over here for a second.

1311
01:16:12,791 --> 01:16:15,250
We need to arrange these people
before the Swiss get here.

1312
01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:16,934
- You go over there. Far from here.
- Yes. Great.

1313
01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:18,958
- All right.
- And you go over there, Anamari.

1314
01:16:19,666 --> 01:16:22,791
The president is coming!
He's coming! Antolín!

1315
01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,666
- You gotta fix that.
- No, let's not do this now.

1316
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,958
Come on.

1317
01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:30,291
Let's do this!

1318
01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:34,416
Where's the president?

1319
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,601
They sent Heidi.
She has no authority. This smells fishy.

1320
01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:39,476
After all the trouble we went through
to get the press here, they send her.

1321
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,000
- She's so uptight!
- God damn it!

1322
01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:43,791
Let's not panic. Stick to the plan.

1323
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:48,083
Welcome to Tell Town.

1324
01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:53,250
What's going on here?
Are you celebrating the town fair?

1325
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:55,958
Sorry, Mr. Intxausti,

1326
01:16:56,041 --> 01:17:00,333
could I speak to you in private
for a minute?

1327
01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:01,416
In private?

1328
01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:04,291
What we need to discuss here

1329
01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:07,750
is something the entire town
and all of Switzerland should hear.

1330
01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,041
- This way.
- Please.

1331
01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:13,083
Long live Switzerland!

1332
01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:15,125
<i>- Go Switzerland!</i>
- Go!

1333
01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,208
<i>Go!</i>

1334
01:17:19,833 --> 01:17:21,916
- Shut off that microphone!
- Shit.

1335
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,041
The Swiss president
couldn't make it today.

1336
01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:26,541
But Mrs. Müller-Gomes

1337
01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:29,500
is here as his representative

1338
01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:33,166
to legalize what we've always known.

1339
01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:37,666
That we were, we are,
and will always be Swiss.

1340
01:17:42,416 --> 01:17:45,291
Mrs. Müller-Gomes will speak now.

1341
01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:48,708
Hello.

1342
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:54,958
As you all know, we have always been
of the opinion that Tellstadt

1343
01:17:55,041 --> 01:17:56,625
is a part of Switzerland.

1344
01:17:57,208 --> 01:17:59,291
- Long live Switzerland!
- However,

1345
01:18:00,041 --> 01:18:03,458
I must announce
there has been an alteration.

1346
01:18:03,541 --> 01:18:06,291
- Switzerland is going to invest...
- Look, everything's ready.

1347
01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:08,541
- a lot of money in Spain.
- Come on. Hey!

1348
01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:13,041
We have reached an agreement
with the government of Spain

1349
01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:15,458
which will satisfy every one of us.

1350
01:18:15,541 --> 01:18:17,875
What the fuck do we care about Spain?

1351
01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:20,125
Same fucking story once again.

1352
01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:22,500
We're only interested in Tellería!

1353
01:18:22,583 --> 01:18:24,750
I don't understand you guys.

1354
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:28,333
You used to be fighting all the time,
and now you're like common-law partners.

1355
01:18:28,416 --> 01:18:29,416
Those two clowns.

1356
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,500
Hey, what did we miss?

1357
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,458
Just this Helvetian talking nonsense.

1358
01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:36,458
Governments from both countries

1359
01:18:36,541 --> 01:18:39,291
are going to work together
to ensure you have everything you need.

1360
01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:43,958
But for that to happen,
we need something from you.

1361
01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:47,541
Anything.

1362
01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:52,500
We want to take Walter Tell's tomb

1363
01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:55,458
to Switzerland, where it belongs.

1364
01:18:55,541 --> 01:18:56,625
What is she talking about?

1365
01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,500
But it's already in Switzerland, honey.

1366
01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:03,125
In the little Switzerland.

1367
01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:06,625
That tomb isn't going anywhere
even if God himself comes to get it!

1368
01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:07,833
Hit it.

1369
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:12,458
Get inside!

1370
01:19:21,166 --> 01:19:22,166
Iker!

1371
01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:25,166
Stay calm. Everything is under control.

1372
01:19:25,791 --> 01:19:26,791
There was a bomb.

1373
01:19:28,166 --> 01:19:29,958
- What about the tomb?
- It's unscratched.

1374
01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:34,083
I took the bomb, started running...

1375
01:19:34,833 --> 01:19:36,166
and threw it on the open field.

1376
01:19:39,541 --> 01:19:42,291
Nathalie, I love you...

1377
01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:44,833
like hell.

1378
01:19:44,916 --> 01:19:48,708
And I'll become Swiss if that's
what it takes for you to like me.

1379
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:52,041
He's even dumber than last week.
Can you believe it?

1380
01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:55,208
Bernabé, there's something
really important I need to tell you.

1381
01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:58,500
Iker.

1382
01:19:58,583 --> 01:19:59,791
What is he doing?

1383
01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:04,500
- You're okay.
- Iker!

1384
01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:07,500
- Iker!
- Holy crap. Damn.

1385
01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:10,458
- Bernabé.
- Yes. What is it?

1386
01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,416
Those sheep in the field...

1387
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,083
- They were yours, right?
- Yeah, why?

1388
01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:18,666
Well, you should know...

1389
01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:21,583
that you don't really have them anymore.

1390
01:20:22,625 --> 01:20:23,833
Shit.

1391
01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:25,666
- Oh, my.
- Let's go.

1392
01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:28,125
What happened?

1393
01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:32,583
- Listen.
- Yeah?

1394
01:20:32,666 --> 01:20:33,916
What you said before...

1395
01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:36,625
Nathalie...

1396
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:39,000
I love you.

1397
01:20:48,041 --> 01:20:51,541
ONE YEAR LATER

1398
01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:54,208
<i>And here we are. Rockin' it.</i>

1399
01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:56,791
<i>Mr. Anselmo is happy
now that the sanctuary is repaired.</i>

1400
01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:59,958
<i>Nathalie and him bought a bus
to get the tourists here.</i>

1401
01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:02,041
<i>Revuelta and my uncle are inseparable.</i>

1402
01:21:02,125 --> 01:21:04,416
<i>The whole town calls them
common-law partners.</i>

1403
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:05,875
<i>Or lawless partners.</i>

1404
01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:09,666
<i>Bernabé started planting apple trees.
I guess it's in his genes.</i>

1405
01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:11,958
<i>Antolín still has absolute majority
in the city hall,</i>

1406
01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:15,083
<i>while Anamari sorts out
his "unimportant details."</i>

1407
01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:17,000
<i>Gorka got to be a contestant
on </i>Saber y ganar

1408
01:21:17,083 --> 01:21:19,041
<i>and was eliminated the first day.</i>

1409
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:22,416
<i>He and Yolanda have become famous
giving conferences all over the world.</i>

1410
01:21:23,041 --> 01:21:25,958
<i>And even though we're still
a Castilian town with Basque culture,</i>

1411
01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:30,250
<i>Tellería was, is, and will always be,
the little Switzerland.</i>

1412
01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:34,708
<i>I forget that you don't love me</i>

1413
01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:38,333
<i>Especially on Fridays</i>

1414
01:21:38,416 --> 01:21:42,416
<i>Especially on Fridays</i>

1415
01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:49,125
<i>Don't answer my messages</i>

1416
01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:52,333
<i>I don't deserve your attention</i>

1417
01:21:52,416 --> 01:21:56,125
<i>I don't deserve your attention</i>

1418
01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:05,833
<i>I apologize for not being better
Than anyone</i>

1419
01:22:10,541 --> 01:22:16,750
<i>I apologize
You don't have to talk to me</i>

1420
01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:24,208
<i>I forget that you don't love me</i>

1421
01:22:24,291 --> 01:22:28,166
<i>Especially on Fridays</i>

1422
01:22:28,250 --> 01:22:32,416
<i>Especially on Fridays</i>

1423
01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:38,875
<i>Don't answer my messages</i>

1424
01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:42,208
<i>I don't deserve your attention</i>

1425
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:45,583
<i>I don't deserve your attention</i>

1426
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:55,583
<i>I apologize for not being better
Than anyone</i>

1427
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:06,291
<i>I apologize
You don't have to talk to me</i>

1428
01:23:31,958 --> 01:23:38,416
<i>I apologize for not being better
Than anyone</i>

1429
01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:49,000
<i>I apologize
You don't have to talk to me</i>

1430
01:23:49,833 --> 01:23:56,375
<i>I apologize for not being better
Than anyone</i>

1431
01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:04,250
Look at him.

1432
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:05,791
- Disgusting.
- Cut.

1433
01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,333
Sorry. Hold on a second.

1434
01:24:10,208 --> 01:24:11,458
Come on. God damn it!

1435
01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:16,333
Inspired by the German <i>hallenkirchen.</i>

1436
01:24:16,416 --> 01:24:18,416
The pussy is from the Renaissance period.

1437
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,416
Yolanda Penedo, art historian...

1438
01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:23,250
Yeah. Art hist... I can't.

1439
01:24:23,333 --> 01:24:25,083
Cut.

1440
01:24:25,166 --> 01:24:27,250
...visited by the <i>lehen...</i>

1441
01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:28,333
Shit.

1442
01:24:29,708 --> 01:24:31,333
Cantabria is a recent invention.

1443
01:24:32,166 --> 01:24:33,166
I guess that's all.

1444
01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:37,250
Where are you from?

1445
01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:41,500
- Cut.
- I forgot what's next.

1446
01:24:42,333 --> 01:24:44,916
- I'll destroy your entire office.
- Cut.

1447
01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:51,875
Cut.

1448
01:24:59,291 --> 01:25:01,250
Who are you calling crazy, Ricky Martin?

1449
01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:06,791
Cut.

1450
01:25:06,875 --> 01:25:08,083
Would you like some anchovies?

1451
01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:09,583
- Cut.
- Go get them.

1452
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,000
They're getting high smoking this blunt.

1453
01:25:17,791 --> 01:25:19,083
Cut.

1454
01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:23,083
Shit.

1455
01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:25,155
- The door's open.
- Great, then.

1456
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,333
Where have you been all this...

1457
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:35,041
- Where do you live?
- It's all Greek to me.

1458
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:45,875
That's beautiful!

1459
01:25:49,791 --> 01:25:51,041
Keep going.

1460
01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:53,125
- Cut.
- What about the tomb?

1461
01:25:59,666 --> 01:26:01,666
Subtitle translation by Arturo Fernández