Pulling a Cerb

-Failing the jump between the 2nd and 3rd tank in pirates fortress.
-Playing SoH when you mean to play SoS (extra points if it causes you to miss NWBN cs skip).
-Doing lullaby skip just fine (or not), then timing the sidehops into the entrance wrong and getting blown off SH.
-Playing SoH when you meant to play Epona's Song.
-Being bad at MM.
-Getting salty at puzzle races.
-Getting snipped by Jimmie.
-Take 2hrs in a short bingo.
-Switching your console region unnecessarily everyday.
-Lose 6:30 minutes because Peffern is making you laugh.
-forget your 8 times table.
-be completely unable to HESS is any shape/way/form (even crash).
-Talk to Gorman bros in all masks without calling epona.
-Then losing the race after trying to find 10r.
-Failing to grab the ledge into the 2nd egg room in PF
-Failing boulder skip at least once.

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