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Taako™ >>> Jimmy Buffetttttttts Daiquiritown

Taako™: ya boy got a date!

anti-sleepjeans activist: damn already?? nice.

Taako™: not everyone pines for decades LUP

anti-sleepjeans activist: stfu i was being nice to you dingus.

anti-sleepjeans activist: barry says congrats btw, also he blushed when u said i pined?? he does know that we're dating, right.

ask me about my sleepjeans: i know we're dating its just still!!  i had such a big crush on you its weird to know you felt even remotely similar!

ask me about my sleepjeans: also, before you can say it: aww babe, you had a crush on me? thats embarrassing.

anti-sleepjeans activist: aww babe you-- GODDAMN IT BLUEJEANS

Taako™: wtf you guys ur literally in the same room?? why r u texting.

Dad'n'port: Millenials and their phones, am I right??

Dad'n'port: I hope you and Kravitz have a swag date. ;)

Taako™: full offense but im in hell.

Dad'n'port: ?

Taako™: ugh nvm

Mango: TAAKOS GOT A HOT DATE!

Mango: where are you going? :D

Taako™: not telling, bc you'd spy on my date as if my life is the gd bachelor

Dad'n'port: EPIC BURN

Taako™: life is pain.

Earl Merle: life hack: pretend to forget your wallet so ur date has to pay

Mango: listen, i know im not the responsible friend! i know who i am.

Mango: so the fact that i know thats awful advice says something.

Dad'n'port: wait you did that on purpose?? what the fuck merle we went to a really nice restaurant!

Taako™: hhoooolly shit

Dad'n'port: years later, after we were MARRIED, you told me it was because you were nervous!

Mango: i call not it for testifying at their divorce trial!

Taako™: none of those words mean anything in that order, mags

Earl Merle sent le_troll_face.png

Dad'n'port changed their nickname to DAB'n'port.

DAB'n'port changed Earl Merle's nickname to Merl0lz.

Lucretia: We're a meeting of the minds here. I will not heistate to kick your sorry asses out of this chat.

Merl0lz: YOLO

Lucretia has removed Merl0lz from the group.

Mango: HOLY SHIT

anti-sleepjeans activist: i have no words?

Lucretia: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

DAB'n'port: YOLO

ask me about my sleepjeans: Top 10 Famous Last Words

Lucretia has removed DAB'n'port from the group.

Davenport >>> Earl Merle

Davenport: That was the best idea you've ever had, Merle.

Earl Merle: Second best.

Earl Merle: I did decide to propose to you. <3

Taako™ >>> Jimmy Buffetttttttts Daiquiritown

Taako™: thank the fuck.

Taako™: i saw my whole life flash before my eyes

Taako™: it was sweet. my life is incredible

Lucretia: I can remove you too :p

Mango: ooooooohkfjegrrmfby

Lucretia: But seriously, I'm super happy for you. How did you get the courage to ask him?

Taako™: i approch life w/ a nihilistic view & pretend i dont care abt anything to ignore my crushing need 4 validation.

Lucretia: Oh.

anti-sleepjeans activist: mood?

Lucretia: That really doesn't help me, but I'm sorry? Would you like to vent?

Taako™: nah not rn i dnt wanna think abt it. lets move on

Lucretia: I asked because I'm thinking of asking Rebecca out on a date?

ask me about my sleepjeans: Rebecca ? is that "pan philosophy girl" ?

Lucretia: Yes! I've been talking with her, but I don't know if I'm reading into things too much.

Mango: go for it!!!!

Taako™: i mean, what Vibes are you gettin??

Lucretia: She said this today:
"<3 Rebecca <3: Luc, I'm so glad I know you. You've changed my view on so many things. I lack the words to describe how amazing and wonderful you are, you hold such a special place in my life. I hope you know that."

Mango: oh yea she's got it BAD for u!!

anti-sleepjeans activist: DEFINITELY LUCY! theres no heterosexual explaination for this

Lucretia: That's really reassuring... She's out of town currently, but I'll at least try. Thank you. :D

Taako™: the "<3 Rebecca <3" is like, a personal nickname u set for her right?? one she cant see

Lucretia: Yes.

ask me about my sleepjeans: we already have... i mean had 2 old men (RIP) im rlly concerned why dont u know how nicknames work

Taako™: fuck off!! im too pretty i never had to compensate for anything!

Taako™: i just wanted to make sure, okay? bc if she knew u set her nickname to that her reaction would be important.

Taako™ >>> Kravitz <3

Taako™: 24 hours till the best date of ur life