You don't care about social interaction.

You don't really feel the need of having friends or a girlfriend.

You are stigmatized for not craving what everyone else wants.

If it weren't because of the outside world you'd be completely fine by yourself.

The thought of having a serious relationship is exhausting.

Conversations are difficult not because you can't talk but because you don't give a shit.

People mistakenly call you a good listener.

Every day is the same cycle of false motivation and apathy.

You care that you don't care.

You rarely convince yourself to get out of the comfort zone just to immediately regret it.

You tried to pick up countless hobbies.

You are a spectator of your own life.

You live on auto-pilot and have frequent episodes of derealization.

You have deep and complex fantasies about many subjects.

You have very short bursts of energy that fade out quickly.

You oversleep; what's the point of getting up after all.

You are stuck in place, you are both comfortable and crushed by responsibility.

You contemplate every single day the very reason you exist.

You are not depressed, this is your normal self.

You don't want to die, but you wouldn't mind stopping to exist.

You're very good in a social context, sometimes to the point you're the most articulated person in the room.

You have built a flexible mask that adapts to all situations.

You're capable of deeply observing people, you draw conclusions quickly and act accordingly to fit in better.

Interaction is extremely demanding on the long term.

You keep it at surface level, people know nothing about your private life.

It's not about having a meaningful conversation; it's about following the current as smoothly as possible.