Voat Post

It's been a year; sit down,chat with me and I'll tell you a story.

FPH wasn't always the shining beacon of hope for humanity as it stands today. It struggled and was even brought down multiple times at the hands of its former keeper Sarah, however The_Penis_Wizard was able to slay the beast and with his heroism and leadership FPH was brought to a golden age.

At the height of glory FPH still constantly fought for its place on Reddit, with assaults against us from admins as well as third parties. Reddit admins openly hated us, claiming to be ashamed of our existence, with us being one of the most active subreddits on the site it angered their little piggy hearts. Even imgur decided to protect the precious fatty fee fees and started removing content of ours, which turned our subreddit into pages of broken links. We retaliated; we used alternate hosting sources and mocked their employees weight. The CEO of imgur even stepped in to try and lie to calm the swell, proving that they didn't want to lose our extremely active community. It was too late, the community has mostly shunned the use of imgur and a proper shitlord image hosting site rose up to take its place thanks to the efforts of @Technician90. Reddit in an attempt to stop their pet image hosting site from losing so much traffic sitewide banned links to imageham and slimgur, until ultimately banning our shining example of a perfect society.

Their loss, for we have a new home now and we have plans for a bright future. There are no breaks on this hate train and try as the over sensitive cry babies may they will never stop us. We are more than a sub forum on the internet, we are more than a community, we are the embodiment of an ideal, the manifestation of hatred towards a cancer on society, we are the antithesis of the overly sensitive self absorbed self indulgent culture that is growing, we are Fat People Hate and the hatred will forever burn.

##Voat Donation Drive

Voat gave us a home when we were homeless, cast into the wind thousands of shitlords looking for an anchor. Something we weren't prepared for, even Voat wasn't prepared at the time but things have changed. We have a stable home thanks to the hard work of @Atko and other no name admins. I ask all those that can to join me and the rest of the Voat community on the anniversary of the fattening to donate to Voat as a thank you for giving us an anchor, for giving us a home. The donation drive of sorts will be Friday/Saturday, if you're able to spare any number it goes to keeping the site we now call home alive.

Thank you @Atko, thank you FPH community, you are all held dearly in my feathery heart.

-CAW

"pls no ban putt putt" ~Homer

Mentioning some old history about FPH and the troubles we had
including imgur deleting our images banning imageham and slimgur
mentioning how the admins publicly hated us
then mention how we have tons of plans for the future
mention the sub itself
and imply a website but don't outright say it
and some shit thanking the community
and how FPH may fall as an entity but never as a mindset
loved that line