Liatte

-- deadeyedNepenthe [DN] began trolling prolixCorvid [PC] --
DN: CORAX--E! )(I!
PC: hello. greetings.
PC: another fan. i assume.
DN: )(-E-E SUR-E!
DN: It's been a w)(ile! c]83
PC: no. it hasn.t.
DN: Yea)( it )(as! It's been ages!
PC: since we last talked. because i don.t think that.s a true statement.
PC: oh account of i have never spoken to you before in my life.
PC: on. too.
DN: We spoke last perigee! c]8( If you didn't want to talk to me again you could )(ave just said t)(at instead of acting like you don't remember me!
PC: really. what.s your trolltag.
DN: deadeyedNepent)(e, silly!
PC: see. that name has never graced my trollian window before.
PC: i have no logs of our last conversation.
PC: do you have logs of our last conversation.
DN: Yea)(!!
DN: ... T)(is is embarrassing.
PC: no. then.
DN: I'm sorry. T)(at )(appens sometimes. I get so mixed up. I'm sorry for bot)(ering you.
PC: what happens.
DN: I get mixed up. c]8\ I remember talking to you but obviously t)(e logs aren't )(ere.
PC: hmm. hypothesis.
PC: perhaps you are the dn of another universe somehow transitioned into this one where we have never before met.
DN: ... I'm sorry to disagree, but it's more likely I just met someone who )(ad spoken to you recently and... well, is t)(ere anyone you )(aven't spoken to in a perigee?
PC: probably. what is your theory. then.
DN: Making people forget t)(ings is my power. I get t)(e memories t)(oug)(, and it's )(ard to tell....
PC: aha. a reasonable source of confusion. i suppose.
DN: Yes. So t)(at's probably w)(at )(appened. I'm sorry for disturbing you...
PC: oh. it.s no bother. really.
PC: always nice to meet a fan. even if they aren.t actually.
DN: You're nicer t)(an I remember. c]8o
PC: i have had some time to mellow.
DN: You )(ave?
PC: yes. of course.
DN: ... Of course. )(rm...
PC: hrm?
DN: I'm not entirely sure w)(at to speak about.
PC: there are any number of topics which may be appropriate in this situation. i recommend speaking about yourself.
DN: If you like?
DN: I'm an arc)(eradicator in training...
DN: My lusus broug)(t me a bow w)(en I was just a wriggler and started taking me )(unting.
PC: hmmm. that sounds dangerous.
DN: I'm used to it. It's pretty fun, really.
DN: Especially since I get to watc)( )(er fly. c]8)
PC: hmmm. fly. perhaps a giant insect of some sort.
DN: No sir. S)(e's a bird.
PC: what. really. mine is too. well chosen.
DN: Wow!!!
DN: Same to you! c]8)
PC: what kind. exactly.
DN: I believe t)(e tec)(nical name is a )(arrier )(awk?
PC: hmmm. not bad. a proper bird of prey is always respectable.
DN: Yes! Can I ask w)(at yours is?
PC: he.s a razorbird. which is not technically a bird of prey proper. but a sort of corvid. hence one half of the trolltag.
DN: Oh, I see! Wow. Razorbirds are really rare! c]8o Well c)(osen indeed.
PC: rare blood color too. haha. probably the cause of that scarcity.
DN: Indeed. It's a bit intimidating.
PC: haha. what.
DN: Um, well...
DN: I don't really get t)(e opportunity to speak to someone of suc)( status very often!
PC: i .am. the imperator of my own mountain... but that.s a self declared title and holds no actual authority.
DN: )(ee )(ee
PC: if it.s any comfort. i have been an honorary greenblood too for some time now.
DN: W)(at?!
PC: what.
DN: U)(m... T)(at's just kind of confusing...
PC: in what way.
DN: )(ow could you be an )(onorary greenblood?
PC: i said to a greenblood. .hey do you mind if i declare myself an honorary greenblood or would that be insulting to your culture. and they said. .no. go for it..
PC: here we are today.
DN: O)(...
DN: U)(... okay t)(en...
PC: my matesprit.s green. it.s a good color.
PC: so was my first moirail. the new one.s pink.
DN: O)( my.
DN: T)(at's very impressive sir.
DN: My moirail's purple.
PC: what can i say. i.m just an impressive kind of guy.
PC: most sea.dwellers are pretty much the dregs of society and ought to be rounded up and culled en.masse but scylla.s okay.
DN: U)(m... t)(at statement makes me very uncomfortable, sir. My moirail's a seadweller and it just seems disloyal to express suc)( sentiments...
PC: you say that now. but when they.ve slaughtered your lusus for sport and emerged from the seas to murder and pillage the hives of good. innocent trolls. you.ll see.
DN: w-w)(at?!!!
PC: what.
DN: w)(at are you talking about?!!
PC: have you not heard.
DN: No!!
DN: Obviously not!
PC: almost all seadwellers are insane. and dangerous. extremely dangerous.
DN: Well of course but t)(at's to be expected wit)( t)(e stress t)(ey so generously take on t)(emselves so t)(e rest of society can function!
PC: stress. have you never met one. they just kind of float around being lazy and plotting our murderous downfall.
DN: I told you my moirail is a seadweller! Of course I've met )(im!!!!
PC: clearly he is an exception. then. take my advice.
PC: get him to come on land. and cut his fins off. everyone will be much happier that way.
DN: W)(AT?!! T)(AT'S T)(--E MOST AWFUL T)(ING I'V--E -EV--ER )(---------EARD!!!
PC: the less exposure to the sea and its disgusting ways. the better.
DN: I can't )(urt )(im! I'd be no better t)(an a beast!!!!
PC: it.s for his own good.
DN: )(ow could ruining )(is prospects be good for )(im?!
PC: you wouldn.t be ruining his prospects. you.d be sparing him a life of disgusting glubbing.
PC: they.re not even very well protected. you could do it so easily.
DN: c]>8( It would just be injuring )(im!! It would be a gross breac)( of trust!!
PC: it would be funny. too.
DN: NO IT WOULDN'T!!!!!!
PC: hilarious. just two little cuts and everything changes. society is so fickle.
DN: T)(at's not funny, it's awful!!
PC: trust me. it.s hilarious. from the right angle.
DN: It's just terrible and sad!!
DN: Would you do t)(at to YOUR moirail?!
PC: no. my moirail was exiled from the seas. she.s better for it.
DN: W)(at.
PC: far. far better for it.
DN: W)(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
PC: what. it.s true.
PC: she went from being a crazy murderous seadweller to being a wonderful moirail. see how that works.
DN: )(e's already a wonderful moirail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PC: he.s probably plotting to murder you.
DN: )(e'd never do t)(at and even if )(e did I'd deserve it!!!
PC: what. why would you .deserve. it. that.s just ridiculous.
DN: )(e wouldn't do it unless I did!!
PC: i bet. if it came down to it.
PC: if you were alone. and nobody could see. nobody would ever know. and it came down to you and one seadweller. intent on taking your life...
PC: you.d kill them. without a second thought. maybe you.d feel bad later. but survival. that is the first priority.
DN: I wouldn't!!!!!!!
PC: you would. and you know it. that.s why you.re so upset.
DN: NO!! YOU'R---E WRONG!!!!!!
PC: search your feelings. you know it to be true.
-- deadedeyedNepenthe [DN] disconnected! --