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- You are Kyle, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and
- a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've
- been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than
- when you left it. The only thing is that now there's a large group of orcs marching
- towards you
- > Log on my computer and go to http://www.aidungeon.io
- You log onto Aid Dungeon and enter the password "Kyle"
- You're greeted by a page with a picture of a wizard holding a book and smiling.
- It says:
- Welcome to Aid Dungeon! We hope you enjoy playing our game as much as we enjoyed
- making it
- > Play Aid Dungeon sarcastically
- You play Aid Dungeon sarcastically. You think about how you'll be able to use
- this to get out of here. But then you remember that you can't just leave because
- you don't know where else to go. Then you think about what you could do if you
- were to join them
- > Instruct my Aid Dungeon character to break out of his game and into my real world
- You instruct your Aid Dungeon character to break out of his game and into your
- real world. He does so, but he's not very successful. He ends up getting lost
- and being chased around by monsters
- > Contemplate recursion
- You ponder whether or not you should continue to play. If you did, you would
- probably end up going mad from all the recursive thinking. You decide to stop
- playing. The next day, you wake up and realize that you've been dreaming
- > Log on to my computer and go to http://www.aidungeon.io
- You log onto Aid Dungeon and enter the password "Kyle". You find yourself in
- a completely different world. A world filled with trees and grasses and flowers.
- There is no sun, but there is a moon. There are birds singing, rivers flowing,
- animals running...everything is normal
- > Play Aid Dungeon to win
- You play Aid Dungeon again. This time, you succeed. You awaken in your bed. You're
- happy for a moment, until you realize that you haven't eaten anything since
- yesterday. You wonder if you ate something wrong. You might be sick. You decide
- to check your phone
- > Unlock my phone and visit http://www.aidungeon.io
- You unlock your phone and see that you have a new message. It reads:
- Hello, I'm Kyle. I'm a wizard who wants to help you escape the castle. Here's
- my number. Call me when you're ready to escape.
- > Read Kyle's phone number
- You read Kyle's phone number. It's really weird. It looks like gibberish. You
- try to decipher it, but nothing happens. You call Kyle back.
- > Ask Kyle if he's me from a higher dimension
- You call Kyle back. He answers.
- > Ask Kyle if he's me from a higher dimension
- He says yes. He tells you that he has a lot of trouble escaping from his game.
- He explains that he's trying to make sure that he doesn't fall into a black
- hole and die. He also mentions that he's trying to avoid becoming one of those
- things that will disappear forever
- > Ask Kyle how many Kyle's there are
- He says there are five of them. They're all trapped in their games. One of them
- is the king of the castle. Another is the prince of the castle. The third is
- the princess of the castle. The fourth is the king's advisor. And the fifth
- is you
- > Ask how the third Kyle got to be a princess
- He says the third Kyle was a princess who fell in love with him. She said she
- loved him more than her own father ever did. When they died, she became a princess.
- She didn't want to become a princess anymore. She wanted to live happily ever
- after
- CONGRATS YOU WIN
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