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The Fifth Kyle

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  1. You are Kyle, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and
  2. a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've
  3. been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than
  4. when you left it. The only thing is that now there's a large group of orcs marching
  5. towards you
  6. > Log on my computer and go to http://www.aidungeon.io
  7. You log onto Aid Dungeon and enter the password "Kyle"
  8. You're greeted by a page with a picture of a wizard holding a book and smiling.
  9. It says:
  10. Welcome to Aid Dungeon! We hope you enjoy playing our game as much as we enjoyed
  11. making it
  12. > Play Aid Dungeon sarcastically
  13. You play Aid Dungeon sarcastically. You think about how you'll be able to use
  14. this to get out of here. But then you remember that you can't just leave because
  15. you don't know where else to go. Then you think about what you could do if you
  16. were to join them
  17. > Instruct my Aid Dungeon character to break out of his game and into my real world
  18. You instruct your Aid Dungeon character to break out of his game and into your
  19. real world. He does so, but he's not very successful. He ends up getting lost
  20. and being chased around by monsters
  21. > Contemplate recursion
  22. You ponder whether or not you should continue to play. If you did, you would
  23. probably end up going mad from all the recursive thinking. You decide to stop
  24. playing. The next day, you wake up and realize that you've been dreaming
  25. > Log on to my computer and go to http://www.aidungeon.io
  26. You log onto Aid Dungeon and enter the password "Kyle". You find yourself in
  27. a completely different world. A world filled with trees and grasses and flowers.
  28. There is no sun, but there is a moon. There are birds singing, rivers flowing,
  29. animals running...everything is normal
  30. > Play Aid Dungeon to win
  31. You play Aid Dungeon again. This time, you succeed. You awaken in your bed. You're
  32. happy for a moment, until you realize that you haven't eaten anything since
  33. yesterday. You wonder if you ate something wrong. You might be sick. You decide
  34. to check your phone
  35. > Unlock my phone and visit http://www.aidungeon.io
  36. You unlock your phone and see that you have a new message. It reads:
  37. Hello, I'm Kyle. I'm a wizard who wants to help you escape the castle. Here's
  38. my number. Call me when you're ready to escape.
  39. > Read Kyle's phone number
  40. You read Kyle's phone number. It's really weird. It looks like gibberish. You
  41. try to decipher it, but nothing happens. You call Kyle back.
  42. > Ask Kyle if he's me from a higher dimension
  43. You call Kyle back. He answers.
  44. > Ask Kyle if he's me from a higher dimension
  45. He says yes. He tells you that he has a lot of trouble escaping from his game.
  46. He explains that he's trying to make sure that he doesn't fall into a black
  47. hole and die. He also mentions that he's trying to avoid becoming one of those
  48. things that will disappear forever
  49. > Ask Kyle how many Kyle's there are
  50. He says there are five of them. They're all trapped in their games. One of them
  51. is the king of the castle. Another is the prince of the castle. The third is
  52. the princess of the castle. The fourth is the king's advisor. And the fifth
  53. is you
  54. > Ask how the third Kyle got to be a princess
  55. He says the third Kyle was a princess who fell in love with him. She said she
  56. loved him more than her own father ever did. When they died, she became a princess.
  57. She didn't want to become a princess anymore. She wanted to live happily ever
  58. after
  59. CONGRATS YOU WIN
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