[C4S3] Lysander and PB

[16:02] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Evening, O dearest PB
[16:02] <PigBurner> sup
[16:02] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Absolutely nothing
[16:02] <PigBurner> what up nerdlord
[16:02] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Not a single thing
[16:03] <PigBurner> oh nice
[16:03] <mycelioidSnakeoil> If you tilt your head and look up, you will see an empty vacuum
[16:03] <mycelioidSnakeoil> There is absolutely nothing up anymore
[16:03] <PigBurner> what about to the left?
[16:03] <mycelioidSnakeoil> It all got eaten by a black hole
[16:03] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Yeah the left is fine
[16:03] <PigBurner> I feel that's ever so slightly impossible
[16:03] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Only slightly, eh?
[16:03] <PigBurner> just a smidge
[16:03] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Y'caught me
[16:04] <mycelioidSnakeoil> It's actually a green hole
[16:04] <PigBurner> that's what she said
[16:04] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Now now, PB
[16:04] <PigBurner> ok that was low hanging fruit
[16:04] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I don't need to hear about your recent escapades
[16:05] <PigBurner> shatap
[16:05] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Never
[16:05] <PigBurner> you know nothing =P
[16:05] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Correct
[16:05] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Except for one thing
[16:06] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Nothing is up
[16:06] <PigBurner> yeah yeah everyone knows that one
[16:06] <PigBurner> that's like the layman's philo course
[16:06] <mycelioidSnakeoil> True
[16:06] <PigBurner> and you know what they say about lye
[16:06] <PigBurner> that shit burns
[16:07] <mycelioidSnakeoil> It does indeed
[16:07] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Anything interesting on your end?
[16:07] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Besides what girls happen to be saying, that is
[16:08] <PigBurner> eh nothing apart from the usual
[16:08] <PigBurner> I was on the news last week tho
[16:08] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Ooh
[16:08] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Storytime?
[16:08] <PigBurner> well, by extension
[16:08] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Ah
[16:09] <PigBurner> turned the bayer's CEO's car on fire
[16:09] <mycelioidSnakeoil> ...
[16:09] <mycelioidSnakeoil> What the heck PB
[16:09] <PigBurner> don't worry it was justified, the fucked was killing kids in africa
[16:09] <PigBurner> also like he has enough money to buy a hundred of those
[16:10] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Was he literally murdering children?
[16:10] <PigBurner> yes
[16:10] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Well what the heck Bayer's CEO
[16:10] <PigBurner> dude pharma corporations are evil
[16:11] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Clearly
[16:11] <mycelioidSnakeoil> ... How is pedocide even a good business practice?
[16:11] <PigBurner> when it's in africa it's ok aparently
[16:11] <PigBurner> because nobody gives a fuck about africa
[16:11] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Not even morally
[16:11] <mycelioidSnakeoil> *Why*?
[16:12] <PigBurner> because it's cheap
[16:12] <mycelioidSnakeoil> What... what benefit does that even provide?
[16:12] <PigBurner> they make the kids get materials for them
[16:12] <PigBurner> and many die in the process
[16:12] <PigBurner> cheap labour
[16:12] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Oh
[16:12] <mycelioidSnakeoil> So he wasn't physically going out and bashing any kids to death
[16:12] <PigBurner> oh yes they are
[16:13] <PigBurner> if they dont work they beat them to death
[16:13] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Well
[16:13] <mycelioidSnakeoil> That ain't cool, bro
[16:13] <PigBurner> dude these are fucking inhuman "people" we talk about
[16:13] <PigBurner> they don't have a soul
[16:14] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Brutal
[16:14] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Like...
[16:14] <mycelioidSnakeoil> *Dude*
[16:14] <mycelioidSnakeoil> They're friggin' kids
[16:14] <PigBurner> do you think they care?
[16:15] <PigBurner> they are numbers to them
[16:15] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Numbers don't get beaten to death
[16:16] <PigBurner> but it's ok to beat a number to death
[16:16] <mycelioidSnakeoil> ...
[16:16] <PigBurner> they all live inside a bubble, they are abstracted from reality
[16:16] <mycelioidSnakeoil> It would be one thing to instruct someone to do that
[16:16] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Abstract
[16:16] <mycelioidSnakeoil> But...
[16:17] <mycelioidSnakeoil> What sort of person would actually *do* it?
[16:17] <PigBurner> a monster
[16:17] <PigBurner> these are the same people that are ok with some people dying a horrible death to drive med prices up
[16:18] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Y'know
[16:18] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Sometimes, I just wanna crumple the world up into a ball and throw it away
[16:19] <PigBurner> and then you wonder why i do these things
[16:19] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I do, PB
[16:20] <PigBurner> anyways whatcha up to bro
[16:20] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Really not much
[16:20] <mycelioidSnakeoil> It's... just been another day
[16:21] <PigBurner> nother day down the barrle
[16:21] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Indeed
[16:21] <PigBurner> hey btw, have you heard more about that random dude that showed up the other day?
[16:22] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Nay, I have not
[16:23] <PigBurner> well that's fin
[16:23] <PigBurner> what about that game you were planning
[16:23] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I'm... considering making it a bit more rules-light
[16:24] <yzabtech> ((was the random dude ZT))
[16:24] <mycelioidSnakeoil> No reason to get everyone dragged down in rules
[16:24] <mycelioidSnakeoil> ((I think so?))
[16:24] <PigBurner> ((yeh))
[16:24] <PigBurner> oh perfect man
[16:26] <mycelioidSnakeoil> However, this may resound poorly with our most recent inclusion
[16:26] <mycelioidSnakeoil> What was their name, UE?
[16:26] <PigBurner> so what will we be doing? going around the place killing things and saving damicelles in distress?
[16:26] <PigBurner> no idea
[16:26] <PigBurner> who now?
[16:27] <mycelioidSnakeoil> The last time we spoke?
[16:27] <mycelioidSnakeoil> They joined in a bit before you... left
[16:27] <PigBurner> nope, sorry
[16:28] <mycelioidSnakeoil> You... don't remember?
[16:28] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I was counting?
[16:28] <PigBurner> I'm trying to think but I don't recall talking to some UE
[16:29] <mycelioidSnakeoil> They may have been someone else, then
[16:29] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Do you at least remember my counting upwards?
[16:29] <PigBurner> no, I don't
[16:29] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Interesting
[16:30] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I will keep this in mind for making fun of you in the future
[16:30] <PigBurner> what was this about?
[16:30] <PigBurner> hey!
[16:30] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Oh, relax
[16:30] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Only when there are others online to watch
[16:31] <mycelioidSnakeoil> :P
[16:31] <PigBurner> I'm so punching you in the face
[16:31] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Back of the skull is more fragile
[16:32] <mycelioidSnakeoil> You'd be able to do more permanent damage there
[16:32] <PigBurner> that's not the point
[16:32] <PigBurner> the point is punching you in the face
[16:32] <PigBurner> I thought it was pretty clear
[16:32] <mycelioidSnakeoil> It was
[16:33] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Thank you for specifying that you don't mean me any real harm
[16:33] <mycelioidSnakeoil> The knowledge warms my heart
[16:33] <PigBurner> don't let it get to your head
[16:33] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Too late
[16:33] <PigBurner> it might bounce around when I punch you
[16:34] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Not like there's anything else in there for it to bounce off of
[16:34] <PigBurner> why are you calling yourself an airhead, are you hunting for compliments or some shit?
[16:35] <mycelioidSnakeoil> No, no
[16:35] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I doubt I'd receive any either way
[16:35] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Simply playing along
[16:35] <PigBurner> well you are weird
[16:35] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Amen to *that*, mon ami
[16:36] <PigBurner> yeah yeah
[16:36] <PigBurner> hey I'll be right back, my machine's gonna die unless I plug it
[16:36] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Ah, lovely
[16:36] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Take your time
[16:36] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I ain't going anywhere
[16:37] <PigBurner> I can't, it'll die!
[16:37] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Hah
[16:37] <mycelioidSnakeoil> So it will
[16:37] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Then stop talking and get a move on!
[16:41] <PigBurner> ok I'm back
[16:41] <PigBurner> and that's exactly what I did you numb nut
[16:42] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Impressive
[16:42] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Excellent problem-solving skills
[16:42] <PigBurner> nah, plugging shapens inside of similar looking shapes isn't THAT impressive
[16:43] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I meant your ability to stop talking
[16:43] <PigBurner> oh wow
[16:43] <mycelioidSnakeoil> And, y'know, get a move on
[16:43] <PigBurner> who do ya take me for? a parrot?
[16:43] <mycelioidSnakeoil> I may never know
[16:43] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Tyn's already a bunny rabbit, so...
[16:43] <PigBurner> wow you are an asshole
[16:44] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Yes
[16:44] <mycelioidSnakeoil> And that's me
[16:44] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Maybe you can be the team parrot
[16:44] <PigBurner> fuck off
[16:44] <mycelioidSnakeoil> But what if no?
[16:45] <PigBurner> I deny that title
[16:45] <PigBurner> seriously, no
[16:45] <mycelioidSnakeoil> Yes, dear
[16:47] <PigBurner> whatever, imma go read something, ring me up if you want to say something
[16:47] <mycelioidSnakeoil> As you wish, parrotBurner