require'socket'
a,p,c=$*
s=TCPSocket.new a,p
s.puts"USER "*5+"
NICK w"
while l=s.gets
s.puts case l
when /^.+ 001/
"JOIN "+c
when /:-quit ?(.*)/
"QUIT :"+$1
when /(\S+) :-(.+)/
"PRIVMSG #{$1} :"+$2
when /PING/
l[?I]=?O
l
end
end