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  1. 1
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  3. Subtitles by explosiveskull
  4.  
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  7. (PEOPLE CHEERING)
  8.  
  9. 3
  10. 00:00:42,674 --> 00:00:45,474
  11. (LAUGHS) Who cares about
  12. winning? Let's get drunk!
  13.  
  14. 4
  15. 00:00:45,476 --> 00:00:46,843
  16. CARTER: Now we're going
  17. into the lightning round.
  18.  
  19. 5
  20. 00:00:46,845 --> 00:00:48,578
  21. Let's do it.
  22.  
  23. 6
  24. 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:50,112
  25. CARTER: So from now on, you'll
  26. be shouting out your answers.
  27.  
  28. 7
  29. 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:50,880
  30. Get you drunk, Merkins.
  31. You too, Borgs.
  32.  
  33. 8
  34. 00:00:50,882 --> 00:00:53,316
  35. I'm thirsty. Huh?
  36.  
  37. 9
  38. 00:00:53,318 --> 00:00:55,618
  39. I need four shots of vodka,
  40. four shots of water.
  41.  
  42. 10
  43. 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,554
  44. I want you to send the vodka
  45. over to the Merkins'.
  46.  
  47. 11
  48. 00:00:57,556 --> 00:00:59,489
  49. Send the water to us.
  50. You understand?
  51.  
  52. 12
  53. 00:00:59,491 --> 00:01:01,325
  54. CARTER: What former
  55. Supreme Court Justice...
  56.  
  57. 13
  58. 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,260
  59. - Oliver Wendell Holmes!
  60. - Correct.
  61.  
  62. 14
  63. 00:01:03,262 --> 00:01:04,593
  64. ALL: Yes!
  65.  
  66. 15
  67. 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:07,230
  68. Again, I'd like to ask
  69. the players to allow me to...
  70.  
  71. 16
  72. 00:01:07,232 --> 00:01:08,463
  73. To finish the question.
  74.  
  75. 17
  76. 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:10,499
  77. - (ALL LAUGHING)
  78. - Very funny.
  79.  
  80. 18
  81. 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:12,769
  82. Okay, okay.
  83. This is getting embarrassing.
  84.  
  85. 19
  86. 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:14,804
  87. So we need to focus.
  88.  
  89. 20
  90. 00:01:14,806 --> 00:01:16,439
  91. 'Cause this isn't a game.
  92.  
  93. 21
  94. 00:01:16,441 --> 00:01:18,040
  95. It literally is.
  96.  
  97. 22
  98. 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:20,310
  99. Bill, do not test me
  100. right now.
  101.  
  102. 23
  103. 00:01:20,312 --> 00:01:22,579
  104. Looks like we're
  105. down to two teams.
  106.  
  107. 24
  108. 00:01:22,581 --> 00:01:24,647
  109. So for double points,
  110.  
  111. 25
  112. 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:27,650
  113. what is the name
  114. of the purple Teletubby?
  115.  
  116. 26
  117. 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:30,488
  118. - BOTH: Tinky Winky!
  119. - CARTER: You're both correct.
  120.  
  121. 27
  122. 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:33,722
  123. He always carried a...
  124.  
  125. 28
  126. 00:01:33,724 --> 00:01:35,457
  127. - Red purse.
  128. - Yeah.
  129.  
  130. 29
  131. 00:01:35,459 --> 00:01:38,061
  132. - And he loved big hugs.
  133. - Big hugs.
  134.  
  135. 30
  136. 00:01:38,063 --> 00:01:40,564
  137. I know. I'm Max.
  138.  
  139. 31
  140. 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:42,064
  141. Annie.
  142.  
  143. 32
  144. 00:01:42,066 --> 00:01:44,202
  145. (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
  146.  
  147. 33
  148. 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:00,883
  149. Ha-ha! You're never
  150. gonna be able to
  151.  
  152. 34
  153. 00:02:00,885 --> 00:02:02,352
  154. hold on to Asia! You hear me?
  155.  
  156. 35
  157. 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:04,219
  158. Hey, if you take Kamchatka,
  159. and I take Mongolia,
  160.  
  161. 36
  162. 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:05,489
  163. we could trap Linda
  164. in the middle.
  165.  
  166. 37
  167. 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:06,755
  168. - MAX: Starve out her armies.
  169. - Hey!
  170.  
  171. 38
  172. 00:02:06,757 --> 00:02:07,957
  173. You can't form alliances.
  174.  
  175. 39
  176. 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:10,092
  177. Worked for Hitler, right? Hmm?
  178.  
  179. 40
  180. 00:02:10,094 --> 00:02:12,063
  181. You're high-fiving Hitler?
  182.  
  183. 41
  184. 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:16,199
  185. MAX: All right,
  186. you got this. Last one.
  187.  
  188. 42
  189. 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:19,301
  190. Oh, that's Twilight Saga:
  191. Breaking Dawn.
  192.  
  193. 43
  194. 00:02:19,303 --> 00:02:20,703
  195. - (ALL GROAN)
  196. - Yes!
  197.  
  198. 44
  199. 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:21,871
  200. I'm up, I feel good.
  201.  
  202. 45
  203. 00:02:21,873 --> 00:02:23,039
  204. Two words.
  205.  
  206. 46
  207. 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,775
  208. Bill. Overweight.
  209.  
  210. 47
  211. 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,009
  212. - No.
  213. - Single. Out of work.
  214.  
  215. 48
  216. 00:02:26,011 --> 00:02:27,076
  217. What the fuck?
  218.  
  219. 49
  220. 00:02:27,078 --> 00:02:28,610
  221. Hairy.
  222.  
  223. 50
  224. 00:02:28,612 --> 00:02:30,347
  225. Carry, marry.
  226.  
  227. 51
  228. 00:02:30,349 --> 00:02:31,480
  229. Marry!
  230.  
  231. 52
  232. 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,550
  233. You. Me.
  234.  
  235. 53
  236. 00:02:33,552 --> 00:02:34,683
  237. Marry me?
  238.  
  239. 54
  240. 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:36,552
  241. - (WHOOPING)
  242. - Dude, we got it! We got it!
  243.  
  244. 55
  245. 00:02:36,554 --> 00:02:38,253
  246. Annie, will you?
  247.  
  248. 56
  249. 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:39,588
  250. - (GASPS)
  251. - Will you marry me?
  252.  
  253. 57
  254. 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,790
  255. - Is that a yes? That's a yes!
  256. - Yeah!
  257.  
  258. 58
  259. 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:44,394
  260. I'm really happy for you guys.
  261.  
  262. 59
  263. 00:02:44,396 --> 00:02:46,265
  264. - (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
  265. - (ALL CHEERING)
  266.  
  267. 60
  268. 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,474
  269. - ANNIE: Lot of pressure here.
  270. - MAX: Yeah.
  271.  
  272. 61
  273. 00:02:59,476 --> 00:03:01,044
  274. ANNIE: You miss,
  275. you lose it all.
  276.  
  277. 62
  278. 00:03:01,046 --> 00:03:02,412
  279. MAX: Stay outta my head.
  280.  
  281. 63
  282. 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:03,445
  283. And you know you have
  284. a distinct advantage
  285.  
  286. 64
  287. 00:03:03,447 --> 00:03:04,647
  288. with the smaller hands, right?
  289.  
  290. 65
  291. 00:03:04,649 --> 00:03:06,316
  292. Your goal posts
  293. are not as big.
  294.  
  295. 66
  296. 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:07,516
  297. Well, I guess you
  298. should've married Uma Thurman.
  299.  
  300. 67
  301. 00:03:07,518 --> 00:03:08,683
  302. Yeah, that would've
  303. been great.
  304.  
  305. 68
  306. 00:03:08,685 --> 00:03:09,785
  307. There's a snap,
  308.  
  309. 69
  310. 00:03:09,787 --> 00:03:10,953
  311. - here's the hold.
  312. - (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
  313.  
  314. 70
  315. 00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:12,955
  316. - Ooh!
  317. - And a text.
  318.  
  319. 71
  320. 00:03:12,957 --> 00:03:14,591
  321. That was interference.
  322.  
  323. 72
  324. 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:16,025
  325. ANNIE: Sorry, honey. I know
  326. how much that meant to you.
  327.  
  328. 73
  329. 00:03:16,027 --> 00:03:18,593
  330. - Come on.
  331. - Dr. Chin is ready for you.
  332.  
  333. 74
  334. 00:03:18,595 --> 00:03:20,096
  335. Uh, great.
  336.  
  337. 75
  338. 00:03:20,098 --> 00:03:21,698
  339. I think we've determined
  340. why you've been
  341.  
  342. 76
  343. 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:22,866
  344. having trouble conceiving.
  345.  
  346. 77
  347. 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:25,034
  348. - MAX: Okay. Let's have it.
  349. - ANNIE: Okay, great.
  350.  
  351. 78
  352. 00:03:25,036 --> 00:03:28,070
  353. Oh, what's that look? Is it me?
  354. Of course it's me.
  355.  
  356. 79
  357. 00:03:28,072 --> 00:03:30,039
  358. I'm not loving your semen.
  359.  
  360. 80
  361. 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,175
  362. - Oh?
  363. - Your count is excellent,
  364.  
  365. 81
  366. 00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:34,443
  367. but your motility
  368. is well below normal.
  369.  
  370. 82
  371. 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:36,412
  372. - That's too bad.
  373. - What would cause that?
  374.  
  375. 83
  376. 00:03:36,414 --> 00:03:39,549
  377. It can be genetic,
  378. environmental factors.
  379.  
  380. 84
  381. 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:41,852
  382. Nine times out of 10, though,
  383. it's psychological.
  384.  
  385. 85
  386. 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,653
  387. Have you been feeling
  388. anxious or stressed?
  389.  
  390. 86
  391. 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:46,355
  392. No, I don't think so.
  393. Not really.
  394.  
  395. 87
  396. 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:49,126
  397. (HIGH-PITCHED) Uh...
  398. He's always a little stressed.
  399.  
  400. 88
  401. 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:50,794
  402. You don't have to write...
  403. I'm not...
  404.  
  405. 89
  406. 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:51,927
  407. Honey, she's writing it down.
  408.  
  409. 90
  410. 00:03:51,929 --> 00:03:54,430
  411. Well, Max is very competitive.
  412.  
  413. 91
  414. 00:03:54,432 --> 00:03:55,498
  415. As am I.
  416.  
  417. 92
  418. 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,598
  419. We sure are.
  420.  
  421. 93
  422. 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,134
  423. One of the reasons
  424. I fell in love with him.
  425.  
  426. 94
  427. 00:03:58,136 --> 00:03:59,568
  428. Maybe that makes him
  429. a little more prone
  430.  
  431. 95
  432. 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:02,271
  433. to stress than normal people.
  434.  
  435. 96
  436. 00:04:02,273 --> 00:04:03,505
  437. "Normal people"?
  438.  
  439. 97
  440. 00:04:03,507 --> 00:04:05,342
  441. How long has this
  442. been going on, Max?
  443.  
  444. 98
  445. 00:04:05,344 --> 00:04:06,876
  446. It's not going on.
  447.  
  448. 99
  449. 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:09,679
  450. Oh, well, you did say
  451. even when you were a kid,
  452.  
  453. 100
  454. 00:04:09,681 --> 00:04:11,948
  455. you would freak out
  456. if you lost at anything.
  457.  
  458. 101
  459. 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:13,181
  460. Oh, I was a kid.
  461.  
  462. 102
  463. 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:14,717
  464. Especially if you lost
  465. to your brother.
  466.  
  467. 103
  468. 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,185
  469. Hmm.
  470.  
  471. 104
  472. 00:04:16,187 --> 00:04:18,086
  473. Hey, is that what this is?
  474.  
  475. 105
  476. 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:19,155
  477. No.
  478.  
  479. 106
  480. 00:04:19,157 --> 00:04:20,589
  481. You have been so uptight
  482.  
  483. 107
  484. 00:04:20,591 --> 00:04:22,391
  485. since you found out that
  486. Brooks is coming to town.
  487.  
  488. 108
  489. 00:04:22,393 --> 00:04:24,060
  490. I don't think that's true.
  491.  
  492. 109
  493. 00:04:24,062 --> 00:04:25,562
  494. - Could that be a factor in all this?
  495. - Let's be fair.
  496.  
  497. 110
  498. 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:28,165
  499. Sibling rivalry
  500. can be very powerful.
  501.  
  502. 111
  503. 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,333
  504. Cain and Abel, the Baldwins.
  505.  
  506. 112
  507. 00:04:30,335 --> 00:04:31,867
  508. - The what?
  509. - The brothers.
  510.  
  511. 113
  512. 00:04:31,869 --> 00:04:33,435
  513. I'm not sure
  514. why we're discussing this.
  515.  
  516. 114
  517. 00:04:33,437 --> 00:04:34,903
  518. She's not a therapist.
  519.  
  520. 115
  521. 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:37,105
  522. You're not a therapist, right?
  523. With all respect.
  524.  
  525. 116
  526. 00:04:37,107 --> 00:04:38,673
  527. - No, but I am a doctor.
  528. - Sure.
  529.  
  530. 117
  531. 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:40,610
  532. And I believe in treating
  533. the whole patient.
  534.  
  535. 118
  536. 00:04:40,612 --> 00:04:42,345
  537. So, what is it
  538. about your brother
  539.  
  540. 119
  541. 00:04:42,347 --> 00:04:44,280
  542. that makes you
  543. feel emasculated?
  544.  
  545. 120
  546. 00:04:44,282 --> 00:04:45,749
  547. Are we gonna do this?
  548.  
  549. 121
  550. 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:47,483
  551. We're right next to the room
  552. where I masturbated.
  553.  
  554. 122
  555. 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:50,754
  556. I think he has it in his head
  557. that Brooks is cooler
  558.  
  559. 123
  560. 00:04:50,756 --> 00:04:53,956
  561. and more successful
  562. and hotter than he is.
  563.  
  564. 124
  565. 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,158
  566. I never said "hotter."
  567.  
  568. 125
  569. 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,658
  570. He's charming.
  571.  
  572. 126
  573. 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:59,261
  574. That's interesting.
  575. And is he single?
  576.  
  577. 127
  578. 00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:00,596
  579. MAX: What's that?
  580.  
  581. 128
  582. 00:05:00,598 --> 00:05:01,898
  583. I don't know
  584. if I mentioned it,
  585.  
  586. 129
  587. 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,932
  588. but Keith and I
  589. are on a trial separation.
  590.  
  591. 130
  592. 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:05,300
  593. - Oh.
  594. - Keith?
  595.  
  596. 131
  597. 00:05:05,302 --> 00:05:07,136
  598. Uh, Keith.
  599.  
  600. 132
  601. 00:05:07,138 --> 00:05:09,238
  602. So, do you think your brother would
  603. wanna grab a cup of coffee with me?
  604.  
  605. 133
  606. 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,406
  607. (SIGHS) Gosh, I don't know.
  608.  
  609. 134
  610. 00:05:10,408 --> 00:05:11,973
  611. Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.
  612.  
  613. 135
  614. 00:05:11,975 --> 00:05:13,343
  615. Hurts a little. (SCOFFS)
  616.  
  617. 136
  618. 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:16,379
  619. Now, is he a tall fella?
  620. 'Cause I'm only 5'2".
  621.  
  622. 137
  623. 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:17,913
  624. We're all done with my semen?
  625.  
  626. 138
  627. 00:05:17,915 --> 00:05:19,382
  628. He is taller than Max.
  629.  
  630. 139
  631. 00:05:19,384 --> 00:05:20,749
  632. DR. CHIN: Good.
  633.  
  634. 140
  635. 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:22,252
  636. ANNIE: But he did date
  637. this ballerina once,
  638.  
  639. 141
  640. 00:05:22,254 --> 00:05:23,422
  641. and she was just
  642. a teeny-tiny little thing.
  643.  
  644. 142
  645. 00:05:43,107 --> 00:05:45,307
  646. Ooh.
  647. Honey, Gary.
  648.  
  649. 143
  650. 00:05:45,309 --> 00:05:46,742
  651. Don't mention
  652. game night, okay?
  653.  
  654. 144
  655. 00:05:46,744 --> 00:05:47,744
  656. Mmm-hmm.
  657.  
  658. 145
  659. 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:49,511
  660. - Good evening, Max.
  661. - Hey, Gary.
  662.  
  663. 146
  664. 00:05:49,513 --> 00:05:50,980
  665. - Annie.
  666. - Hello there.
  667.  
  668. 147
  669. 00:05:50,982 --> 00:05:53,182
  670. Hi, Gary!
  671.  
  672. 148
  673. 00:05:53,184 --> 00:05:54,884
  674. Just checking the mail.
  675.  
  676. 149
  677. 00:05:54,886 --> 00:05:56,218
  678. Oh, yeah?
  679.  
  680. 150
  681. 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:57,285
  682. Some people check it
  683. earlier in the day,
  684.  
  685. 151
  686. 00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:58,588
  687. but there's always a risk
  688.  
  689. 152
  690. 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:01,891
  691. that the mail carrier
  692. hasn't come yet.
  693.  
  694. 153
  695. 00:06:01,893 --> 00:06:06,564
  696. This spares me the chance of
  697. a futile trip to the mailbox.
  698.  
  699. 154
  700. 00:06:08,165 --> 00:06:09,764
  701. Uh-huh.
  702.  
  703. 155
  704. 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:13,838
  705. Plus, it allows Bastian here
  706. the opportunity to urinate.
  707.  
  708. 156
  709. 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:16,605
  710. You have a good one.
  711.  
  712. 157
  713. 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:18,107
  714. Any plans for this evening?
  715.  
  716. 158
  717. 00:06:18,109 --> 00:06:20,042
  718. MAX: No.
  719.  
  720. 159
  721. 00:06:20,044 --> 00:06:21,509
  722. Perhaps a game night?
  723.  
  724. 160
  725. 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,677
  726. We're just gonna stay in,
  727.  
  728. 161
  729. 00:06:22,679 --> 00:06:24,314
  730. - just the two of us.
  731. - Mmm-hmm.
  732.  
  733. 162
  734. 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:26,182
  735. - Boring.
  736. - Mmm.
  737.  
  738. 163
  739. 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:28,617
  740. I see.
  741.  
  742. 164
  743. 00:06:28,619 --> 00:06:32,891
  744. I do hope you keep me in mind
  745. for any future game nights.
  746.  
  747. 165
  748. 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,089
  749. You bet.
  750.  
  751. 166
  752. 00:06:35,091 --> 00:06:38,627
  753. I've always enjoyed the
  754. camaraderie of good friends
  755.  
  756. 167
  757. 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:42,230
  758. competing in games
  759. of chance and skill.
  760.  
  761. 168
  762. 00:06:42,232 --> 00:06:44,968
  763. Yeah. Yeah, well,
  764. we'll do that,
  765.  
  766. 169
  767. 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:49,338
  768. but tonight it's just
  769. the two of us.
  770.  
  771. 170
  772. 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:52,611
  773. Three bags of Tostitos Scoops,
  774. I notice.
  775.  
  776. 171
  777. 00:06:58,316 --> 00:07:01,016
  778. There was a special
  779. on these tonight.
  780.  
  781. 172
  782. 00:07:01,018 --> 00:07:02,718
  783. Three for one.
  784.  
  785. 173
  786. 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,553
  787. Three for one?
  788.  
  789. 174
  790. 00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:05,687
  791. Yup.
  792.  
  793. 175
  794. 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,792
  795. How can that be profitable
  796. for Frito-Lay?
  797.  
  798. 176
  799. 00:07:09,093 --> 00:07:10,996
  800. These corporations,
  801.  
  802. 177
  803. 00:07:12,297 --> 00:07:13,428
  804. I don't know
  805. what they're doing.
  806.  
  807. 178
  808. 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:14,564
  809. (CHUCKLES)
  810.  
  811. 179
  812. 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:17,766
  813. Well, you two
  814. enjoy each other.
  815.  
  816. 180
  817. 00:07:17,768 --> 00:07:22,574
  818. It's often we don't appreciate
  819. what we have until it's gone.
  820.  
  821. 181
  822. 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:28,343
  823. - MAX: I think that's it.
  824. - ANNIE: Okay.
  825.  
  826. 182
  827. 00:07:28,345 --> 00:07:29,648
  828. Bye-bye!
  829.  
  830. 183
  831. 00:07:35,819 --> 00:07:37,954
  832. If Gary sees the others
  833. coming, we're screwed.
  834.  
  835. 184
  836. 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:39,588
  837. No, no, honey,
  838. it's not gonna be a problem.
  839.  
  840. 185
  841. 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:41,824
  842. I was very clear with everyone
  843. to park far away
  844.  
  845. 186
  846. 00:07:41,826 --> 00:07:44,060
  847. and just to sneak in quietly,
  848. you know.
  849.  
  850. 187
  851. 00:07:44,062 --> 00:07:45,360
  852. But now, I mean,
  853.  
  854. 188
  855. 00:07:45,362 --> 00:07:46,629
  856. you don't think
  857. we're being dicks, do you?
  858.  
  859. 189
  860. 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:47,930
  861. Should we just
  862. still invite the guy?
  863.  
  864. 190
  865. 00:07:47,932 --> 00:07:49,264
  866. He really seemed
  867. like he wanted to play.
  868.  
  869. 191
  870. 00:07:49,266 --> 00:07:51,367
  871. No, no.
  872. Debbie was our friend,
  873.  
  874. 192
  875. 00:07:51,369 --> 00:07:52,468
  876. and Gary was just
  877. the creepy husband
  878.  
  879. 193
  880. 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:53,737
  881. that we had to put up with.
  882.  
  883. 194
  884. 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:54,870
  885. That's true.
  886.  
  887. 195
  888. 00:07:54,872 --> 00:07:56,538
  889. He's only gotten worse
  890. since the divorce.
  891.  
  892. 196
  893. 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:59,108
  894. Yeah, we don't owe him
  895. anything, right? Fuck him!
  896.  
  897. 197
  898. 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:00,479
  899. (THUDDING)
  900.  
  901. 198
  902. 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:04,715
  903. (CLATTERING)
  904.  
  905. 199
  906. 00:08:21,165 --> 00:08:22,367
  907. (ANNIE SHRIEKS)
  908.  
  909. 200
  910. 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:26,968
  911. Hi!
  912.  
  913. 201
  914. 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:28,473
  915. Hi.
  916.  
  917. 202
  918. 00:08:31,609 --> 00:08:33,409
  919. ANNIE: Can we help you?
  920.  
  921. 203
  922. 00:08:33,411 --> 00:08:35,110
  923. I'm okay.
  924.  
  925. 204
  926. 00:08:35,112 --> 00:08:36,745
  927. Hey!
  928.  
  929. 205
  930. 00:08:36,747 --> 00:08:38,080
  931. Of course. Ryan, why are you
  932. coming in through the window?
  933.  
  934. 206
  935. 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:41,450
  936. You said sneak in so RoboCop
  937. wouldn't see us.
  938.  
  939. 207
  940. 00:08:41,452 --> 00:08:43,086
  941. I meant sneak in
  942. through the door.
  943.  
  944. 208
  945. 00:08:43,088 --> 00:08:44,385
  946. Well, you were super vague.
  947.  
  948. 209
  949. 00:08:44,387 --> 00:08:45,788
  950. - I wasn't vague at all.
  951. - Wine?
  952.  
  953. 210
  954. 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,222
  955. I know I didn't say,
  956. "Break the succulents."
  957.  
  958. 211
  959. 00:08:47,224 --> 00:08:48,923
  960. RYAN: Hey.
  961.  
  962. 212
  963. 00:08:48,925 --> 00:08:50,592
  964. I'm not dressed for this nonsense.
  965. This is ridiculous.
  966.  
  967. 213
  968. 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:51,927
  969. It's like Night
  970. of the Living Dead in here.
  971.  
  972. 214
  973. 00:08:51,929 --> 00:08:53,596
  974. Yeah, you are asking
  975. a lot from us, Max.
  976.  
  977. 215
  978. 00:08:53,598 --> 00:08:54,830
  979. MAX: I didn't say to come
  980. through the window.
  981.  
  982. 216
  983. 00:08:54,832 --> 00:08:56,533
  984. This is Max.
  985. We used to work together.
  986.  
  987. 217
  988. 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,533
  989. His wife, Annie. Michelle,
  990. and that guy's Kevin.
  991.  
  992. 218
  993. 00:08:58,535 --> 00:09:00,001
  994. - What's up, buddy?
  995. - The door's right there.
  996.  
  997. 219
  998. 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,004
  999. Guys, this is Madison.
  1000.  
  1001. 220
  1002. 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,538
  1003. Yeah, you brought her
  1004. last week.
  1005.  
  1006. 221
  1007. 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,506
  1008. You work at Forever 21, right?
  1009.  
  1010. 222
  1011. 00:09:04,508 --> 00:09:06,609
  1012. - MAX: No, no.
  1013. - I work at Sephora.
  1014.  
  1015. 223
  1016. 00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:09,144
  1017. - I'm confused.
  1018. - Different girl.
  1019.  
  1020. 224
  1021. 00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:10,879
  1022. Same look, same voice.
  1023.  
  1024. 225
  1025. 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:11,947
  1026. Nice to meet you.
  1027.  
  1028. 226
  1029. 00:09:11,949 --> 00:09:13,651
  1030. - You, too.
  1031. - (MADISON AND MAX CHUCKLE)
  1032.  
  1033. 227
  1034. 00:09:15,719 --> 00:09:17,219
  1035. - That's yours.
  1036. - It's...
  1037.  
  1038. 228
  1039. 00:09:17,221 --> 00:09:19,688
  1040. No. I think you're
  1041. supposed to kiss it, right?
  1042.  
  1043. 229
  1044. 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:20,722
  1045. Welcome.
  1046.  
  1047. 230
  1048. 00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:22,158
  1049. Do you guys have a bathroom?
  1050.  
  1051. 231
  1052. 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,659
  1053. There's one just down
  1054. the hall. You need it?
  1055.  
  1056. 232
  1057. 00:09:23,661 --> 00:09:25,427
  1058. Okay, is it on
  1059. the right or the left?
  1060.  
  1061. 233
  1062. 00:09:25,429 --> 00:09:27,129
  1063. I don't wanna go
  1064. in the wrong room.
  1065.  
  1066. 234
  1067. 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,331
  1068. The one with the toilet.
  1069.  
  1070. 235
  1071. 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,398
  1072. - Can't miss it.
  1073. - Okay.
  1074.  
  1075. 236
  1076. 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,602
  1077. (BOTH LAUGH)
  1078.  
  1079. 237
  1080. 00:09:32,303 --> 00:09:33,501
  1081. - Oh, boy.
  1082. - Dude!
  1083.  
  1084. 238
  1085. 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:34,870
  1086. - Oh. Wow.
  1087. - Right?
  1088.  
  1089. 239
  1090. 00:09:34,872 --> 00:09:36,139
  1091. Where'd you find her?
  1092. A TED Talk?
  1093.  
  1094. 240
  1095. 00:09:36,141 --> 00:09:37,407
  1096. No, at Chipotle.
  1097.  
  1098. 241
  1099. 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:38,807
  1100. Let me ask you
  1101. something, Ryan.
  1102.  
  1103. 242
  1104. 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,341
  1105. Aren't you sick of losing
  1106. game night every week
  1107.  
  1108. 243
  1109. 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:41,543
  1110. because of the dates
  1111. you bring?
  1112.  
  1113. 244
  1114. 00:09:41,545 --> 00:09:43,812
  1115. They're not always that bad.
  1116.  
  1117. 245
  1118. 00:09:43,814 --> 00:09:45,516
  1119. (IMITATES VELOCIRAPTOR)
  1120.  
  1121. 246
  1122. 00:09:46,483 --> 00:09:48,083
  1123. Heather, seriously.
  1124.  
  1125. 247
  1126. 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:49,653
  1127. How many photos of you with
  1128. the dog filter do you need?
  1129.  
  1130. 248
  1131. 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:53,755
  1132. "Dennis" isn't a word.
  1133.  
  1134. 249
  1135. 00:09:53,757 --> 00:09:56,158
  1136. Yeah, it is.
  1137. It's my daddy's name, so...
  1138.  
  1139. 250
  1140. 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,327
  1141. These are the elite,
  1142. the very best, the...
  1143.  
  1144. 251
  1145. 00:09:59,329 --> 00:10:00,562
  1146. Oh, oh. White people!
  1147.  
  1148. 252
  1149. 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:02,297
  1150. - What?
  1151. - Oh, Jesus.
  1152.  
  1153. 253
  1154. 00:10:02,299 --> 00:10:03,666
  1155. Okay, unlike you psychos,
  1156.  
  1157. 254
  1158. 00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:05,634
  1159. I don't give a shit
  1160. about winning game night.
  1161.  
  1162. 255
  1163. 00:10:05,636 --> 00:10:07,269
  1164. I don't need that validation.
  1165.  
  1166. 256
  1167. 00:10:07,271 --> 00:10:09,873
  1168. But you do need the validation
  1169. of dating Instagram models?
  1170.  
  1171. 257
  1172. 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,139
  1173. Absolutely.
  1174.  
  1175. 258
  1176. 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:13,442
  1177. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
  1178. I'm not like you, Michelle.
  1179.  
  1180. 259
  1181. 00:10:13,444 --> 00:10:14,809
  1182. We didn't all meet
  1183. our soulmate
  1184.  
  1185. 260
  1186. 00:10:14,811 --> 00:10:16,078
  1187. when we were 10 years old.
  1188.  
  1189. 261
  1190. 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,145
  1191. Fourteen.
  1192.  
  1193. 262
  1194. 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:18,414
  1195. - Oh, sorry.
  1196. - Fourteen.
  1197.  
  1198. 263
  1199. 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,916
  1200. And we didn't get married
  1201. until we were 19.
  1202.  
  1203. 264
  1204. 00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:21,450
  1205. - See, that's gross.
  1206. - You know what, Ryan?
  1207.  
  1208. 265
  1209. 00:10:21,452 --> 00:10:24,019
  1210. I hope one day you get to meet
  1211. a lovely, young lady.
  1212.  
  1213. 266
  1214. 00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:26,589
  1215. So you can love her as much as I
  1216. love my sweet baby right here.
  1217.  
  1218. 267
  1219. 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:28,557
  1220. Yes, find her.
  1221. Look how cute this...
  1222.  
  1223. 268
  1224. 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:29,825
  1225. - Hey, look at this.
  1226. - So much love.
  1227.  
  1228. 269
  1229. 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,059
  1230. Let's look at him
  1231. when we do it.
  1232.  
  1233. 270
  1234. 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:32,562
  1235. - Hey, everybody.
  1236. - MICHELLE: Find the love!
  1237.  
  1238. 271
  1239. 00:10:32,564 --> 00:10:33,828
  1240. Grab your drinks.
  1241. Let's go play, come on.
  1242.  
  1243. 272
  1244. 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,865
  1245. Dude, do you know
  1246. what rich people
  1247.  
  1248. 273
  1249. 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:37,432
  1250. are doing on their game
  1251. nights these days?
  1252.  
  1253. 274
  1254. 00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:38,768
  1255. MAX: What's that?
  1256.  
  1257. 275
  1258. 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,269
  1259. - Fight clubs.
  1260. - What?
  1261.  
  1262. 276
  1263. 00:10:40,271 --> 00:10:41,604
  1264. I just read about 'em.
  1265.  
  1266. 277
  1267. 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:43,306
  1268. They pay poor people
  1269. to fight each other,
  1270.  
  1271. 278
  1272. 00:10:43,308 --> 00:10:44,841
  1273. and then they bet
  1274. on the winner.
  1275.  
  1276. 279
  1277. 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:46,708
  1278. - No, that's not a real thing.
  1279. - Yes, it is!
  1280.  
  1281. 280
  1282. 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,344
  1283. If you can have anything
  1284. you want in this world,
  1285.  
  1286. 281
  1287. 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,846
  1288. you have to raise the stakes
  1289. or life gets boring.
  1290.  
  1291. 282
  1292. 00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:52,815
  1293. The Kennedys used to have
  1294. fight clubs at their compound.
  1295.  
  1296. 283
  1297. 00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:54,616
  1298. Honey, listen, you gotta
  1299. stop reading BuzzFeed
  1300.  
  1301. 284
  1302. 00:10:54,618 --> 00:10:56,118
  1303. every second of the damn day.
  1304.  
  1305. 285
  1306. 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,720
  1307. How about some Charades?
  1308. Should we start with Charades?
  1309.  
  1310. 286
  1311. 00:10:57,722 --> 00:10:58,788
  1312. - RYAN: Let's go!
  1313. - MICHELLE: Yeah!
  1314.  
  1315. 287
  1316. 00:10:58,790 --> 00:10:59,989
  1317. It's been a while, huh?
  1318.  
  1319. 288
  1320. 00:10:59,991 --> 00:11:01,591
  1321. Do you wanna wait for Brooks?
  1322.  
  1323. 289
  1324. 00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:03,091
  1325. I don't think we need to.
  1326. No, he's late.
  1327.  
  1328. 290
  1329. 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:04,125
  1330. Wait, hold up.
  1331.  
  1332. 291
  1333. 00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:05,494
  1334. - Brooks is in town?
  1335. - MAX: Yeah.
  1336.  
  1337. 292
  1338. 00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:07,062
  1339. I thought he was working
  1340. in Europe.
  1341.  
  1342. 293
  1343. 00:11:07,064 --> 00:11:09,264
  1344. He was, yeah. He's apparently
  1345. back for some business.
  1346.  
  1347. 294
  1348. 00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:10,399
  1349. Haven't seen him yet.
  1350.  
  1351. 295
  1352. 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:12,366
  1353. - But we can get started.
  1354. - Yeah!
  1355.  
  1356. 296
  1357. 00:11:12,368 --> 00:11:13,469
  1358. MAX: Who wants to start?
  1359.  
  1360. 297
  1361. 00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:15,137
  1362. Who are you guys
  1363. talking about?
  1364.  
  1365. 298
  1366. 00:11:15,139 --> 00:11:17,605
  1367. Max's brother. He's this super
  1368. successful venture capitalist.
  1369.  
  1370. 299
  1371. 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:18,874
  1372. KEVIN: Yeah, he was
  1373. the first to invest
  1374.  
  1375. 300
  1376. 00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:20,176
  1377. in Panera Bread, you know?
  1378.  
  1379. 301
  1380. 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:22,077
  1381. The Fuji Apple Salad
  1382. was his idea.
  1383.  
  1384. 302
  1385. 00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:23,611
  1386. - A lot of investors.
  1387. - KEVIN: Yeah.
  1388.  
  1389. 303
  1390. 00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,581
  1391. He's like the Mark Wahlberg
  1392. to Max's Donnie.
  1393.  
  1394. 304
  1395. 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,350
  1396. Well...
  1397.  
  1398. 305
  1399. 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,384
  1400. Which is a huge compliment
  1401. because Donnie was fucking great
  1402.  
  1403. 306
  1404. 00:11:29,386 --> 00:11:30,485
  1405. in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he?
  1406.  
  1407. 307
  1408. 00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:31,653
  1409. He was.
  1410.  
  1411. 308
  1412. 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:33,121
  1413. Was he in The Sixth Sense?
  1414.  
  1415. 309
  1416. 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:34,255
  1417. He sure is, yeah.
  1418.  
  1419. 310
  1420. 00:11:34,257 --> 00:11:35,357
  1421. You know who is not
  1422. in The Sixth Sense?
  1423.  
  1424. 311
  1425. 00:11:35,359 --> 00:11:36,692
  1426. Mark Wahlberg.
  1427.  
  1428. 312
  1429. 00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:39,264
  1430. Mark would never take
  1431. a role that small.
  1432.  
  1433. 313
  1434. 00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:42,932
  1435. Is that right, Madison?
  1436.  
  1437. 314
  1438. 00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:44,667
  1439. Man, I haven't seen him
  1440. since the wedding.
  1441.  
  1442. 315
  1443. 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,668
  1444. - Remember that speech he gave?
  1445. - Yes.
  1446.  
  1447. 316
  1448. 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,236
  1449. And then he paid for that
  1450. whole fireworks display!
  1451.  
  1452. 317
  1453. 00:11:48,238 --> 00:11:49,806
  1454. - Oh, my gosh! The fireworks!
  1455. - Little over the top.
  1456.  
  1457. 318
  1458. 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,407
  1459. Let's get started.
  1460. I'm gonna start us off.
  1461.  
  1462. 319
  1463. 00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:52,740
  1464. Yes, let's start!
  1465.  
  1466. 320
  1467. 00:11:52,742 --> 00:11:54,176
  1468. - We gotta pick teams first.
  1469. - (CHEERING)
  1470.  
  1471. 321
  1472. 00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:55,778
  1473. - ANNIE: Movie?
  1474. - MICHELLE: It's a movie. Okay.
  1475.  
  1476. 322
  1477. 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,211
  1478. - RYAN: Dude, we have no teams.
  1479. - (CAR HONKING)
  1480.  
  1481. 323
  1482. 00:11:57,213 --> 00:11:59,481
  1483. - KEVIN: You just give up?
  1484. - Better not be Brooks.
  1485.  
  1486. 324
  1487. 00:11:59,483 --> 00:12:01,185
  1488. (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
  1489. ON CAR STEREO)
  1490.  
  1491. 325
  1492. 00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:06,057
  1493. (TIRES SCREECHING)
  1494.  
  1495. 326
  1496. 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,730
  1497. You didn't tell him
  1498. to park up the street?
  1499.  
  1500. 327
  1501. 00:12:15,732 --> 00:12:17,636
  1502. I did, yeah,
  1503. like, three times.
  1504.  
  1505. 328
  1506. 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,538
  1507. Hey!
  1508.  
  1509. 329
  1510. 00:12:20,338 --> 00:12:22,707
  1511. He got a Stingray, huh?
  1512.  
  1513. 330
  1514. 00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:27,609
  1515. (SOFTLY)
  1516. Turn off your car!
  1517.  
  1518. 331
  1519. 00:12:27,611 --> 00:12:28,980
  1520. (SHOUTS) What's that?
  1521.  
  1522. 332
  1523. 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,316
  1524. Hello, again.
  1525.  
  1526. 333
  1527. 00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:34,616
  1528. Mmm...
  1529.  
  1530. 334
  1531. 00:12:34,618 --> 00:12:36,620
  1532. Still wearing the uniform.
  1533.  
  1534. 335
  1535. 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,187
  1536. Hey, bud,
  1537. I'm sorry I'm late.
  1538.  
  1539. 336
  1540. 00:12:39,189 --> 00:12:41,389
  1541. I hope you didn't start
  1542. game night without me.
  1543.  
  1544. 337
  1545. 00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:43,325
  1546. (MAX SHUSHING)
  1547.  
  1548. 338
  1549. 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,592
  1550. Did you not get my texts?
  1551.  
  1552. 339
  1553. 00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:46,495
  1554. What text?
  1555.  
  1556. 340
  1557. 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:47,933
  1558. Oh, hello, Officer.
  1559.  
  1560. 341
  1561. 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:51,299
  1562. Why's that guy staring at us?
  1563.  
  1564. 342
  1565. 00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:53,168
  1566. Gary, I want you
  1567. to meet my brother, Brooks.
  1568.  
  1569. 343
  1570. 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,806
  1571. We're having a little family
  1572. three-man game night tonight.
  1573.  
  1574. 344
  1575. 00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,273
  1576. Wait, what do you mean
  1577. three-man?
  1578.  
  1579. 345
  1580. 00:12:58,275 --> 00:12:59,841
  1581. You said that Michelle
  1582. and Ryan and Kevin were...
  1583.  
  1584. 346
  1585. 00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:01,476
  1586. No, no, no.
  1587. Just gonna be us three.
  1588.  
  1589. 347
  1590. 00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:02,879
  1591. I can see 'em in the doorway.
  1592.  
  1593. 348
  1594. 00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,846
  1595. There's a whole mess
  1596. of people. Hey, guys!
  1597.  
  1598. 349
  1599. 00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:06,716
  1600. - MAX: There they are.
  1601. - RYAN: Hey!
  1602.  
  1603. 350
  1604. 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:07,883
  1605. These guys are leaving.
  1606.  
  1607. 351
  1608. 00:13:07,885 --> 00:13:09,284
  1609. Take off, guys.
  1610.  
  1611. 352
  1612. 00:13:09,286 --> 00:13:11,322
  1613. We had a little bit
  1614. of a mix-up with the...
  1615.  
  1616. 353
  1617. 00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:13,923
  1618. - God damn it!
  1619. - What?
  1620.  
  1621. 354
  1622. 00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:15,591
  1623. We didn't want him to know
  1624. we were having a game night.
  1625.  
  1626. 355
  1627. 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:19,128
  1628. He used to come, and we don't
  1629. like him anymore, so...
  1630.  
  1631. 356
  1632. 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,729
  1633. Oh.
  1634.  
  1635. 357
  1636. 00:13:20,731 --> 00:13:22,230
  1637. You know,
  1638. I think he knows now.
  1639.  
  1640. 358
  1641. 00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:23,566
  1642. He sure does.
  1643.  
  1644. 359
  1645. 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:26,969
  1646. Maxi Pad,
  1647. come on, bring it in.
  1648.  
  1649. 360
  1650. 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:30,505
  1651. (LAUGHS) I haven't
  1652. seen you in a year!
  1653.  
  1654. 361
  1655. 00:13:30,507 --> 00:13:33,542
  1656. Hey, you smell good.
  1657.  
  1658. 362
  1659. 00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:34,876
  1660. What is that?
  1661.  
  1662. 363
  1663. 00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:36,745
  1664. Is that Selsun Blue?
  1665. Head and Shoulders?
  1666.  
  1667. 364
  1668. 00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:38,313
  1669. Why do you assume
  1670. it's a dandruff shampoo?
  1671.  
  1672. 365
  1673. 00:13:38,315 --> 00:13:39,716
  1674. Well, I mean,
  1675. you've always been
  1676.  
  1677. 366
  1678. 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,017
  1679. a little bit of a snowstorm.
  1680.  
  1681. 367
  1682. 00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,051
  1683. Hey, would you
  1684. hold that for a second?
  1685.  
  1686. 368
  1687. 00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:43,686
  1688. - Yup.
  1689. - Hey, guys!
  1690.  
  1691. 369
  1692. 00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:46,389
  1693. - You look good, stranger.
  1694. - Wanna drink?
  1695.  
  1696. 370
  1697. 00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:47,756
  1698. It's been forever.
  1699.  
  1700. 371
  1701. 00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:49,325
  1702. I know, and that's my fault.
  1703. I'm so sorry.
  1704.  
  1705. 372
  1706. 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:50,926
  1707. Sweet ride, Brooks.
  1708.  
  1709. 373
  1710. 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,961
  1711. Oh, you like that? I just
  1712. got her a couple weeks ago.
  1713.  
  1714. 374
  1715. 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,263
  1716. What is that? A Corvette?
  1717.  
  1718. 375
  1719. 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:57,466
  1720. It's a 1976 rally red
  1721. Stingray coupe.
  1722.  
  1723. 376
  1724. 00:13:57,468 --> 00:13:58,868
  1725. It was my dream car as a kid.
  1726.  
  1727. 377
  1728. 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,769
  1729. And that's what gave me
  1730. the idea to get it.
  1731.  
  1732. 378
  1733. 00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:02,873
  1734. You know what?
  1735. I love your house.
  1736.  
  1737. 379
  1738. 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,940
  1739. Are you being sarcastic?
  1740.  
  1741. 380
  1742. 00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,140
  1743. No, I mean, I love your house.
  1744.  
  1745. 381
  1746. 00:14:06,142 --> 00:14:07,976
  1747. It reminds me
  1748. of Mom and Dad's.
  1749.  
  1750. 382
  1751. 00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:09,979
  1752. Makes me think
  1753. of simpler times.
  1754.  
  1755. 383
  1756. 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,013
  1757. Simpler?
  1758.  
  1759. 384
  1760. 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:13,014
  1761. So how long
  1762. are you in town for?
  1763.  
  1764. 385
  1765. 00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:14,082
  1766. You know, I'm not sure.
  1767.  
  1768. 386
  1769. 00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:15,884
  1770. It depends on how many clients
  1771.  
  1772. 387
  1773. 00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:17,786
  1774. the firm's gonna be having me
  1775. schmooze while I'm here.
  1776.  
  1777. 388
  1778. 00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:18,921
  1779. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  1780.  
  1781. 389
  1782. 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:20,121
  1783. But hopefully for a while.
  1784.  
  1785. 390
  1786. 00:14:20,123 --> 00:14:22,426
  1787. I don't get to see you guys,
  1788. and I...
  1789.  
  1790. 391
  1791. 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:27,062
  1792. God, I really miss you, man.
  1793. I really do.
  1794.  
  1795. 392
  1796. 00:14:27,064 --> 00:14:28,929
  1797. - Oh.
  1798. - (BROOKS SIGHS)
  1799.  
  1800. 393
  1801. 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,365
  1802. Miss you, too, Brooks.
  1803.  
  1804. 394
  1805. 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,835
  1806. RYAN: And go!
  1807.  
  1808. 395
  1809. 00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:34,570
  1810. Shock-rocker.
  1811. Dated Rose McGowan.
  1812.  
  1813. 396
  1814. 00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,205
  1815. Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson.
  1816.  
  1817. 397
  1818. 00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:37,272
  1819. Yep. You got it.
  1820.  
  1821. 398
  1822. 00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,975
  1823. - Quick story.
  1824. - There's no pausing.
  1825.  
  1826. 399
  1827. 00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:40,275
  1828. You remember
  1829. the urban myth where
  1830.  
  1831. 400
  1832. 00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:42,110
  1833. Marilyn Manson
  1834. had the ribs taken out,
  1835.  
  1836. 401
  1837. 00:14:42,112 --> 00:14:43,678
  1838. so he could go down
  1839. on himself?
  1840.  
  1841. 402
  1842. 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,113
  1843. ALL: Yeah.
  1844.  
  1845. 403
  1846. 00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:46,115
  1847. You don't mind me telling
  1848. the story, do you, Max?
  1849.  
  1850. 404
  1851. 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:47,548
  1852. You're in the middle of a...
  1853.  
  1854. 405
  1855. 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,652
  1856. You were 14 years old.
  1857. It's an adorable story.
  1858.  
  1859. 406
  1860. 00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:50,851
  1861. I forbid it.
  1862.  
  1863. 407
  1864. 00:14:50,853 --> 00:14:53,322
  1865. I'm a little curious.
  1866.  
  1867. 408
  1868. 00:14:53,324 --> 00:14:55,191
  1869. Did you blow yourself?
  1870.  
  1871. 409
  1872. 00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,158
  1873. You know the bungee cords
  1874. on roof racks?
  1875.  
  1876. 410
  1877. 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,828
  1878. - Yeah.
  1879. - Max took one of those bungee cords
  1880.  
  1881. 411
  1882. 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:00,895
  1883. and he put it around his neck.
  1884.  
  1885. 412
  1886. 00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:02,130
  1887. Here he goes.
  1888.  
  1889. 413
  1890. 00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:03,631
  1891. And then he wrapped it
  1892. behind his legs,
  1893.  
  1894. 414
  1895. 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,833
  1896. so he could squish his face
  1897. down into his crotch.
  1898.  
  1899. 415
  1900. 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,336
  1901. - (ALL GASP)
  1902. - But the problem was
  1903.  
  1904. 416
  1905. 00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:10,239
  1906. that it got stuck!
  1907. He couldn't unhook it.
  1908.  
  1909. 417
  1910. 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:13,075
  1911. - (ALL LAUGHING)
  1912. - And about an hour later,
  1913.  
  1914. 418
  1915. 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:15,711
  1916. Mom comes home,
  1917. and she finds him there.
  1918.  
  1919. 419
  1920. 00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:17,211
  1921. KEVIN: Shit!
  1922.  
  1923. 420
  1924. 00:15:17,213 --> 00:15:18,815
  1925. Her little pretzel boy
  1926. on his bedroom floor naked.
  1927.  
  1928. 421
  1929. 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,216
  1930. - (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
  1931. - Little pretzel boy?
  1932.  
  1933. 422
  1934. 00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:23,519
  1935. Great story.
  1936. Are we back on now?
  1937.  
  1938. 423
  1939. 00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,053
  1940. So?
  1941.  
  1942. 424
  1943. 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:25,922
  1944. So what?
  1945.  
  1946. 425
  1947. 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:27,322
  1948. Did you suck it?
  1949.  
  1950. 426
  1951. 00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:28,956
  1952. - (ALL LAUGHING)
  1953. - Let's go. Come on. Brooks.
  1954.  
  1955. 427
  1956. 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,192
  1957. Back to it. Come on.
  1958. Play the game.
  1959.  
  1960. 428
  1961. 00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:33,229
  1962. Poor man's Johnny Depp,
  1963. starred in Jericho.
  1964.  
  1965. 429
  1966. 00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:35,063
  1967. Skeet Ulrich.
  1968.  
  1969. 430
  1970. 00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:37,666
  1971. UN Secretary General,
  1972. '92 to '96.
  1973.  
  1974. 431
  1975. 00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,134
  1976. Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
  1977.  
  1978. 432
  1979. 00:15:39,136 --> 00:15:41,937
  1980. This guy. He hated kids
  1981. in Jurassic Park.
  1982.  
  1983. 433
  1984. 00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,172
  1985. Sam Neill.
  1986.  
  1987. 434
  1988. 00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,039
  1989. Dubstep DJ,
  1990. looks like Corey Feldman.
  1991.  
  1992. 435
  1993. 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,308
  1994. - Skrillex.
  1995. - BROOKS: Yep.
  1996.  
  1997. 436
  1998. 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,442
  1999. Rappers love
  2000. this Cubist painter.
  2001.  
  2002. 437
  2003. 00:15:47,444 --> 00:15:48,443
  2004. Picasso!
  2005.  
  2006. 438
  2007. 00:15:48,445 --> 00:15:49,845
  2008. Big cat shot
  2009. by asshole dentist.
  2010.  
  2011. 439
  2012. 00:15:49,847 --> 00:15:51,346
  2013. - KEVIN: Cecil the lion!
  2014. - Time!
  2015.  
  2016. 440
  2017. 00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:53,548
  2018. - (GRUNTS) How many?
  2019. - KEVIN: Seven!
  2020.  
  2021. 441
  2022. 00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,121
  2023. - Seven!
  2024. - (CHEERING)
  2025.  
  2026. 442
  2027. 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,519
  2028. You're up, pretzel boy.
  2029.  
  2030. 443
  2031. 00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,822
  2032. ANNIE: Whoo! Go, Max!
  2033.  
  2034. 444
  2035. 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:01,791
  2036. - Come on, Max.
  2037. - All right. Here we go.
  2038.  
  2039. 445
  2040. 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,828
  2041. RYAN: And kick it, go!
  2042.  
  2043. 446
  2044. 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,895
  2045. Oh, this is easy!
  2046.  
  2047. 447
  2048. 00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:08,364
  2049. Annie, the famous actor
  2050. that we met
  2051.  
  2052. 448
  2053. 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:10,068
  2054. at the airport
  2055. about eight years ago.
  2056.  
  2057. 449
  2058. 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,034
  2059. Who?
  2060.  
  2061. 450
  2062. 00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:14,471
  2063. Only actor we've ever met
  2064. at an airport who's famous.
  2065.  
  2066. 451
  2067. 00:16:15,272 --> 00:16:16,437
  2068. Bobby Flay?
  2069.  
  2070. 452
  2071. 00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:17,639
  2072. Not an actor.
  2073.  
  2074. 453
  2075. 00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:19,475
  2076. This fellow was in front of us
  2077. at the Sbarro.
  2078.  
  2079. 454
  2080. 00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,876
  2081. We were wondering why he wasn't
  2082. in the first-class lounge.
  2083.  
  2084. 455
  2085. 00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:24,013
  2086. Oh, yes, yes.
  2087.  
  2088. 456
  2089. 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:25,313
  2090. Who was that?
  2091.  
  2092. 457
  2093. 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:26,715
  2094. God damn it!
  2095.  
  2096. 458
  2097. 00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:27,850
  2098. Max, there's a whole room of
  2099. people to help you out here.
  2100.  
  2101. 459
  2102. 00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:29,018
  2103. - Use us.
  2104. - Good point.
  2105.  
  2106. 460
  2107. 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,287
  2108. He was the Incredible Hulk.
  2109.  
  2110. 461
  2111. 00:16:31,289 --> 00:16:32,455
  2112. BOTH: Eric Bana.
  2113.  
  2114. 462
  2115. 00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,190
  2116. - Other one.
  2117. - MICHELLE: Uh, Mark Ruffalo.
  2118.  
  2119. 463
  2120. 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,024
  2121. - Other one.
  2122. - KEVIN: Lou Ferrigno.
  2123.  
  2124. 464
  2125. 00:16:36,026 --> 00:16:38,094
  2126. Holy shit! Primal Fear.
  2127.  
  2128. 465
  2129. 00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,894
  2130. Richard Gere never played
  2131. the Incredible Hulk.
  2132.  
  2133. 466
  2134. 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:42,163
  2135. - Time.
  2136. - Motherfucking Ed Norton!
  2137.  
  2138. 467
  2139. 00:16:42,165 --> 00:16:43,432
  2140. ALL: Oh!
  2141.  
  2142. 468
  2143. 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,600
  2144. Primal Fear!
  2145.  
  2146. 469
  2147. 00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:45,801
  2148. Oh, my God!
  2149.  
  2150. 470
  2151. 00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:47,068
  2152. RYAN: He was the Hulk.
  2153.  
  2154. 471
  2155. 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,637
  2156. - KEVIN: The Hulk.
  2157. - RYAN: I forgot that.
  2158.  
  2159. 472
  2160. 00:16:48,639 --> 00:16:50,505
  2161. Max. Zero points.
  2162.  
  2163. 473
  2164. 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:53,375
  2165. I'd say he blew it,
  2166. but he won't tell us, will he?
  2167.  
  2168. 474
  2169. 00:16:53,377 --> 00:16:56,076
  2170. (ALL SNICKERING)
  2171.  
  2172. 475
  2173. 00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:57,980
  2174. RYAN: Shit! Did you?
  2175.  
  2176. 476
  2177. 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:00,349
  2178. I can't believe
  2179. I didn't get Bob Barker.
  2180.  
  2181. 477
  2182. 00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:01,616
  2183. Hey, guys!
  2184.  
  2185. 478
  2186. 00:17:01,618 --> 00:17:03,284
  2187. What do you say we do this
  2188. at my house next week?
  2189.  
  2190. 479
  2191. 00:17:03,286 --> 00:17:04,452
  2192. - House? What house?
  2193. - Ooh. Really?
  2194.  
  2195. 480
  2196. 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:05,988
  2197. BROOKS: Since I don't know
  2198. how long
  2199.  
  2200. 481
  2201. 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,355
  2202. I'm gonna be here,
  2203. I rented a place.
  2204.  
  2205. 482
  2206. 00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:08,957
  2207. It's only a couple miles away.
  2208.  
  2209. 483
  2210. 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:10,491
  2211. You know,
  2212. it's up on Broadmoor.
  2213.  
  2214. 484
  2215. 00:17:10,493 --> 00:17:11,861
  2216. Ooh! Swanky neighborhood.
  2217.  
  2218. 485
  2219. 00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:14,997
  2220. It's a very cool house.
  2221. But it's just me there alone.
  2222.  
  2223. 486
  2224. 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:17,065
  2225. It'd be great
  2226. to have you guys come over.
  2227.  
  2228. 487
  2229. 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,534
  2230. Oh, well,
  2231. it's kind of a tradition
  2232.  
  2233. 488
  2234. 00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:20,869
  2235. to have game nights here.
  2236.  
  2237. 489
  2238. 00:17:20,871 --> 00:17:22,238
  2239. But you know what?
  2240.  
  2241. 490
  2242. 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,205
  2243. Let's let him show off
  2244. his big house, huh?
  2245.  
  2246. 491
  2247. 00:17:24,207 --> 00:17:25,840
  2248. BROOKS: That's the spirit!
  2249.  
  2250. 492
  2251. 00:17:25,842 --> 00:17:28,210
  2252. Trust me,
  2253.  
  2254. 493
  2255. 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:32,580
  2256. this will be a game night
  2257. to remember.
  2258.  
  2259. 494
  2260. 00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:33,882
  2261. - Oh, boy.
  2262. - Mmm.
  2263.  
  2264. 495
  2265. 00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,683
  2266. - Promise?
  2267. - Good night, everybody.
  2268.  
  2269. 496
  2270. 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,152
  2271. I love you much. Drive safely.
  2272.  
  2273. 497
  2274. 00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,354
  2275. - Kisses!
  2276. - All right.
  2277.  
  2278. 498
  2279. 00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:39,887
  2280. - KEVIN: Take it easy.
  2281. - ALL: Bye.
  2282.  
  2283. 499
  2284. 00:17:39,889 --> 00:17:42,593
  2285. That little motherfucker.
  2286.  
  2287. 500
  2288. 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,124
  2289. Whoa!
  2290.  
  2291. 501
  2292. 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,361
  2293. Well, I mean, come on.
  2294.  
  2295. 502
  2296. 00:17:46,363 --> 00:17:48,763
  2297. We don't see him
  2298. in over a year.
  2299.  
  2300. 503
  2301. 00:17:48,765 --> 00:17:51,467
  2302. He shows up
  2303. in your dream car,
  2304.  
  2305. 504
  2306. 00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:52,634
  2307. insults our house,
  2308.  
  2309. 505
  2310. 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,435
  2311. and then tells an embarrassing
  2312. story about you,
  2313.  
  2314. 506
  2315. 00:17:54,437 --> 00:17:56,805
  2316. right before your turn just
  2317. to throw you off your game.
  2318.  
  2319. 507
  2320. 00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:58,173
  2321. Welcome to my whole life.
  2322.  
  2323. 508
  2324. 00:17:58,175 --> 00:17:59,607
  2325. Why are you suddenly
  2326. so worked up about it?
  2327.  
  2328. 509
  2329. 00:17:59,609 --> 00:18:01,410
  2330. Well, 'cause now he's messing
  2331. with your balls
  2332.  
  2333. 510
  2334. 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,878
  2335. and literally killing
  2336. millions of our babies.
  2337.  
  2338. 511
  2339. 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,448
  2340. Well,
  2341. that's a little dramatic,
  2342.  
  2343. 512
  2344. 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,415
  2345. but, yeah, you know.
  2346. I mean, that's Brooks.
  2347.  
  2348. 513
  2349. 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,652
  2350. I thought that this was just
  2351. regular old brother stuff,
  2352.  
  2353. 514
  2354. 00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:11,319
  2355. - but I totally see it now.
  2356. - Mmm-mmm.
  2357.  
  2358. 515
  2359. 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:13,521
  2360. He undermines you
  2361. every chance he gets.
  2362.  
  2363. 516
  2364. 00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:14,522
  2365. Yeah. Yeah.
  2366.  
  2367. 517
  2368. 00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:16,525
  2369. - It's crazy!
  2370. - Thank you, Annie.
  2371.  
  2372. 518
  2373. 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:18,693
  2374. I've never won
  2375. a single game against him.
  2376.  
  2377. 519
  2378. 00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:22,666
  2379. I just... I think we gotta
  2380. fix this Brooks thing.
  2381.  
  2382. 520
  2383. 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,166
  2384. - Fix it?
  2385. - Yeah.
  2386.  
  2387. 521
  2388. 00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:26,268
  2389. What are you suggesting?
  2390.  
  2391. 522
  2392. 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,569
  2393. I'm suggesting
  2394. we beat his ass.
  2395.  
  2396. 523
  2397. 00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:30,440
  2398. Jesus Christ.
  2399.  
  2400. 524
  2401. 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,541
  2402. Good evening.
  2403.  
  2404. 525
  2405. 00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:35,646
  2406. - We're gonna skip the cleanup?
  2407. - (CHUCKLES)
  2408.  
  2409. 526
  2410. 00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:42,917
  2411. Sure you don't wanna
  2412. take a Lyft?
  2413.  
  2414. 527
  2415. 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:44,685
  2416. No, no. I am not getting
  2417. drunk tonight.
  2418.  
  2419. 528
  2420. 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:46,020
  2421. - GARY: Good evening!
  2422. - I'm gonna stay alert and ready.
  2423.  
  2424. 529
  2425. 00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,123
  2426. - Jesus, Gary!
  2427. - (ANNIE GASPS)
  2428.  
  2429. 530
  2430. 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,357
  2431. Where are you headed?
  2432.  
  2433. 531
  2434. 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,794
  2435. We are going to, uh,
  2436. to my brother's.
  2437.  
  2438. 532
  2439. 00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:54,963
  2440. Another game night?
  2441.  
  2442. 533
  2443. 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:57,633
  2444. No. No, absolutely not.
  2445.  
  2446. 534
  2447. 00:18:57,635 --> 00:19:00,035
  2448. We're going to, um,
  2449.  
  2450. 535
  2451. 00:19:00,037 --> 00:19:02,538
  2452. - have some dinner.
  2453. - Eat.
  2454.  
  2455. 536
  2456. 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,138
  2457. I see.
  2458.  
  2459. 537
  2460. 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,040
  2461. Pity. I was going
  2462. to invite you over
  2463.  
  2464. 538
  2465. 00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,778
  2466. for a dinner I'm hosting.
  2467.  
  2468. 539
  2469. 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,512
  2470. I've purchased
  2471. four lamb shanks
  2472.  
  2473. 540
  2474. 00:19:11,514 --> 00:19:13,647
  2475. that I've been simmering
  2476. in a broth
  2477.  
  2478. 541
  2479. 00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:16,751
  2480. of red wine and rosemary.
  2481.  
  2482. 542
  2483. 00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:19,821
  2484. - That sounds so yummy, though.
  2485. - Damn it.
  2486.  
  2487. 543
  2488. 00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:23,357
  2489. It was actually
  2490. Debbie's recipe.
  2491.  
  2492. 544
  2493. 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:27,095
  2494. I like to think she left
  2495. behind her recipe cards
  2496.  
  2497. 545
  2498. 00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:28,963
  2499. as a gesture of goodwill,
  2500.  
  2501. 546
  2502. 00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:34,171
  2503. but it was most likely
  2504. an unintentional oversight.
  2505.  
  2506. 547
  2507. 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:43,114
  2508. Well, here we go.
  2509.  
  2510. 548
  2511. 00:19:44,147 --> 00:19:45,582
  2512. GARY: What?
  2513.  
  2514. 549
  2515. 00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:48,051
  2516. I'm sorry?
  2517.  
  2518. 550
  2519. 00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:50,919
  2520. I thought you said something.
  2521.  
  2522. 551
  2523. 00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:53,355
  2524. - No.
  2525. - Nope, not us.
  2526.  
  2527. 552
  2528. 00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:54,358
  2529. Okay.
  2530.  
  2531. 553
  2532. 00:19:57,159 --> 00:19:59,062
  2533. - (CAR ENGINE STARTS)
  2534. - Have fun.
  2535.  
  2536. 554
  2537. 00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,866
  2538. MAX: Oh, fuck me.
  2539.  
  2540. 555
  2541. 00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:06,634
  2542. A guy who rents a house
  2543. this big
  2544.  
  2545. 556
  2546. 00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:08,202
  2547. must be making up
  2548. for something
  2549.  
  2550. 557
  2551. 00:20:08,204 --> 00:20:09,838
  2552. pretty small, I'd say.
  2553.  
  2554. 558
  2555. 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,574
  2556. No, no. No, I've seen his dick.
  2557. It's pretty great.
  2558.  
  2559. 559
  2560. 00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,412
  2561. Well, I tried.
  2562.  
  2563. 560
  2564. 00:20:15,913 --> 00:20:17,278
  2565. - Hey!
  2566. - MAX: Hey!
  2567.  
  2568. 561
  2569. 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,880
  2570. - ANNIE: Hey!
  2571. - How are you doing, beautiful?
  2572.  
  2573. 562
  2574. 00:20:18,882 --> 00:20:20,883
  2575. - Good, good. Really fancy.
  2576. - Very nice house, Tony Stark.
  2577.  
  2578. 563
  2579. 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,786
  2580. Should we give our drink
  2581. orders to JARVIS? (CHUCKLES)
  2582.  
  2583. 564
  2584. 00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:25,353
  2585. No, I got the Tony Stark part,
  2586.  
  2587. 565
  2588. 00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:26,688
  2589. but then you went
  2590. full nerd on me.
  2591.  
  2592. 566
  2593. 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:28,257
  2594. I kinda lost you,
  2595. but please do come in.
  2596.  
  2597. 567
  2598. 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:29,590
  2599. - All right.
  2600. - Thanks, Cap.
  2601.  
  2602. 568
  2603. 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:31,292
  2604. - Hi, guys!
  2605. - ALL: What's up?
  2606.  
  2607. 569
  2608. 00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:35,029
  2609. Boy, could sleep four
  2610. on that couch. Look at that.
  2611.  
  2612. 570
  2613. 00:20:35,031 --> 00:20:36,733
  2614. Oh, hello, friends.
  2615.  
  2616. 571
  2617. 00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:40,535
  2618. Hey, let me introduce you
  2619. to my date. This is Sarah.
  2620.  
  2621. 572
  2622. 00:20:40,537 --> 00:20:42,604
  2623. Sarah is head of company
  2624. accounting at our office.
  2625.  
  2626. 573
  2627. 00:20:42,606 --> 00:20:44,138
  2628. Well,
  2629. corporate communications.
  2630.  
  2631. 574
  2632. 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,574
  2633. And she's also British,
  2634.  
  2635. 575
  2636. 00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,142
  2637. which means
  2638. she's smart as shit.
  2639.  
  2640. 576
  2641. 00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:48,977
  2642. - I'm Irish.
  2643. - Okay? Same island.
  2644.  
  2645. 577
  2646. 00:20:48,979 --> 00:20:50,412
  2647. Well, it's really not.
  2648.  
  2649. 578
  2650. 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:51,311
  2651. - Nice to meet you. Hi.
  2652. - Nice to meet you, too.
  2653.  
  2654. 579
  2655. 00:20:51,313 --> 00:20:52,547
  2656. - I'm Max.
  2657. - Annie.
  2658.  
  2659. 580
  2660. 00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:53,816
  2661. So, you can't
  2662. always judge a book
  2663.  
  2664. 581
  2665. 00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:55,584
  2666. by its past covers, can you?
  2667.  
  2668. 582
  2669. 00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,618
  2670. - ANNIE: Mmm.
  2671. - Almost a saying.
  2672.  
  2673. 583
  2674. 00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:58,953
  2675. - Here you go.
  2676. - Hey, Brooks.
  2677.  
  2678. 584
  2679. 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:00,221
  2680. - Cheers.
  2681. - We didn't know
  2682.  
  2683. 585
  2684. 00:21:00,223 --> 00:21:01,522
  2685. if you had any games,
  2686. so we thought
  2687.  
  2688. 586
  2689. 00:21:01,524 --> 00:21:03,192
  2690. we'd bring you
  2691. a few of our favorites.
  2692.  
  2693. 587
  2694. 00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:04,893
  2695. Hey, look at that.
  2696.  
  2697. 588
  2698. 00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:06,627
  2699. - (CLATTERS)
  2700. - ALL: Whoa!
  2701.  
  2702. 589
  2703. 00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:08,196
  2704. - MAX: Huh.
  2705. - The poor games.
  2706.  
  2707. 590
  2708. 00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:10,397
  2709. I told you
  2710. we're taking it up a notch.
  2711.  
  2712. 591
  2713. 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,402
  2714. The game that we're gonna
  2715. play tonight is so epic
  2716.  
  2717. 592
  2718. 00:21:13,404 --> 00:21:15,804
  2719. that we don't need a board,
  2720. and we do not need pieces.
  2721.  
  2722. 593
  2723. 00:21:15,806 --> 00:21:17,772
  2724. Still didn't need
  2725. to throw them across the room.
  2726.  
  2727. 594
  2728. 00:21:17,774 --> 00:21:19,107
  2729. I was being theatrical.
  2730.  
  2731. 595
  2732. 00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:21,076
  2733. Holy shit!
  2734. Are we doing a fight club?
  2735.  
  2736. 596
  2737. 00:21:21,078 --> 00:21:22,711
  2738. A what?
  2739.  
  2740. 597
  2741. 00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,046
  2742. It's when rich people pay poor
  2743. people to fight each other...
  2744.  
  2745. 598
  2746. 00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:25,180
  2747. Hey, hey, hey!
  2748. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
  2749.  
  2750. 599
  2751. 00:21:25,182 --> 00:21:26,182
  2752. Stop with
  2753. the fight club, okay.
  2754.  
  2755. 600
  2756. 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:28,115
  2757. - It's nonsense.
  2758. - No.
  2759.  
  2760. 601
  2761. 00:21:28,117 --> 00:21:29,683
  2762. Ryan believes
  2763. everything he reads.
  2764.  
  2765. 602
  2766. 00:21:29,685 --> 00:21:30,751
  2767. Thank you.
  2768.  
  2769. 603
  2770. 00:21:30,753 --> 00:21:33,190
  2771. So, what are we playing?
  2772.  
  2773. 604
  2774. 00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:37,926
  2775. In the next hour,
  2776.  
  2777. 605
  2778. 00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:40,828
  2779. someone in this room
  2780. is going to be taken,
  2781.  
  2782. 606
  2783. 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:42,497
  2784. and it's gonna be up to you
  2785. to find them
  2786.  
  2787. 607
  2788. 00:21:42,499 --> 00:21:44,132
  2789. before they are murdered.
  2790.  
  2791. 608
  2792. 00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:46,167
  2793. Oh! It's a murder
  2794. mystery party.
  2795.  
  2796. 609
  2797. 00:21:46,169 --> 00:21:47,702
  2798. BROOKS: Not just
  2799. any murder mystery.
  2800.  
  2801. 610
  2802. 00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:49,871
  2803. I found this company.
  2804. They do it super real.
  2805.  
  2806. 611
  2807. 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,373
  2808. They use legit actors.
  2809.  
  2810. 612
  2811. 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:54,143
  2812. You're not gonna know
  2813. what's real and what's fake.
  2814.  
  2815. 613
  2816. 00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:56,010
  2817. - Fun!
  2818. - BROOKS: But that's not all.
  2819.  
  2820. 614
  2821. 00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,145
  2822. Because whoever
  2823. finds the victim
  2824.  
  2825. 615
  2826. 00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:00,617
  2827. wins the grand prize.
  2828.  
  2829. 616
  2830. 00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:04,118
  2831. The keys to the Stingray.
  2832.  
  2833. 617
  2834. 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,953
  2835. - What?
  2836. - Wow.
  2837.  
  2838. 618
  2839. 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:08,256
  2840. Just the keys?
  2841.  
  2842. 619
  2843. 00:22:08,258 --> 00:22:09,958
  2844. No, Ryan, the whole car.
  2845.  
  2846. 620
  2847. 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,993
  2848. Oh, yes! Oh, man!
  2849.  
  2850. 621
  2851. 00:22:11,995 --> 00:22:13,694
  2852. You're so lucky I brought you
  2853. to this game night
  2854.  
  2855. 622
  2856. 00:22:13,696 --> 00:22:16,263
  2857. - and not one of Max and Annie's.
  2858. - Hey!
  2859.  
  2860. 623
  2861. 00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:17,932
  2862. No, I just mean
  2863. 'cause this is better.
  2864.  
  2865. 624
  2866. 00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:19,300
  2867. Oh.
  2868.  
  2869. 625
  2870. 00:22:19,302 --> 00:22:20,602
  2871. You're not gonna actually
  2872. give away your car?
  2873.  
  2874. 626
  2875. 00:22:20,604 --> 00:22:22,737
  2876. Oh, it's just a tax write-off.
  2877.  
  2878. 627
  2879. 00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:25,574
  2880. And the Audi,
  2881. it's more practical.
  2882.  
  2883. 628
  2884. 00:22:25,576 --> 00:22:27,174
  2885. Yeah, that makes sense to me.
  2886.  
  2887. 629
  2888. 00:22:27,176 --> 00:22:29,076
  2889. Okay. How do we start?
  2890.  
  2891. 630
  2892. 00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:31,279
  2893. We just wait for it to begin.
  2894.  
  2895. 631
  2896. 00:22:31,281 --> 00:22:33,749
  2897. Maybe play a drinking game
  2898. to pass the time?
  2899.  
  2900. 632
  2901. 00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:36,151
  2902. This group does not play
  2903. drinking games.
  2904.  
  2905. 633
  2906. 00:22:36,153 --> 00:22:38,621
  2907. Tonight we do, Max.
  2908.  
  2909. 634
  2910. 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:40,521
  2911. - Oh. "Never Have I Ever."
  2912. - RYAN: Good one!
  2913.  
  2914. 635
  2915. 00:22:40,523 --> 00:22:42,156
  2916. (QUIETLY) Can you believe
  2917. this guy?
  2918.  
  2919. 636
  2920. 00:22:42,158 --> 00:22:44,226
  2921. (QUIETLY) Yeah,
  2922. he's ridiculous.
  2923.  
  2924. 637
  2925. 00:22:44,228 --> 00:22:45,859
  2926. Beautiful house, though.
  2927.  
  2928. 638
  2929. 00:22:45,861 --> 00:22:47,564
  2930. Good champagne.
  2931.  
  2932. 639
  2933. 00:22:51,402 --> 00:22:53,404
  2934. Here we go.
  2935.  
  2936. 640
  2937. 00:22:54,471 --> 00:22:57,271
  2938. Yup. We're at the house.
  2939.  
  2940. 641
  2941. 00:22:57,273 --> 00:22:59,443
  2942. We'll let you know
  2943. when we have him.
  2944.  
  2945. 642
  2946. 00:23:03,914 --> 00:23:05,449
  2947. (CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)
  2948.  
  2949. 643
  2950. 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,491
  2951. (GASPS) Jesus Christ!
  2952.  
  2953. 644
  2954. 00:23:17,493 --> 00:23:19,426
  2955. What's with that knife?
  2956.  
  2957. 645
  2958. 00:23:19,428 --> 00:23:21,229
  2959. It's for the cheese.
  2960.  
  2961. 646
  2962. 00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:23,733
  2963. Okay, all right.
  2964. Just, you know,
  2965.  
  2966. 647
  2967. 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,167
  2968. really aggressive way
  2969. to carry a knife.
  2970.  
  2971. 648
  2972. 00:23:26,169 --> 00:23:27,836
  2973. Oh no, I've got one.
  2974.  
  2975. 649
  2976. 00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:31,506
  2977. Never have I ever
  2978. connected my work computer
  2979.  
  2980. 650
  2981. 00:23:31,508 --> 00:23:32,840
  2982. to the projector
  2983. in the conference room
  2984.  
  2985. 651
  2986. 00:23:32,842 --> 00:23:35,442
  2987. when it was open
  2988. on a WebMD page
  2989.  
  2990. 652
  2991. 00:23:35,444 --> 00:23:36,744
  2992. for chlamydia symptoms.
  2993.  
  2994. 653
  2995. 00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:39,013
  2996. - RYAN: That's not cool!
  2997. - SARAH: Drink!
  2998.  
  2999. 654
  3000. 00:23:39,015 --> 00:23:41,115
  3001. Just for the record,
  3002. I did not have chlamydia.
  3003.  
  3004. 655
  3005. 00:23:41,117 --> 00:23:42,351
  3006. It was pubic dermatitis.
  3007.  
  3008. 656
  3009. 00:23:42,353 --> 00:23:44,086
  3010. You get it from
  3011. not washing your crotch.
  3012.  
  3013. 657
  3014. 00:23:44,088 --> 00:23:45,421
  3015. - Okay.
  3016. - MAX: Good for you.
  3017.  
  3018. 658
  3019. 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,789
  3020. I... I like her.
  3021.  
  3022. 659
  3023. 00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:50,092
  3024. Listen, you're not supposed to
  3025. single people out in this game.
  3026.  
  3027. 660
  3028. 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:52,294
  3029. It's supposed to be
  3030. generic things, like,
  3031.  
  3032. 661
  3033. 00:23:52,296 --> 00:23:54,162
  3034. "Never have I ever slept
  3035. with a celebrity."
  3036.  
  3037. 662
  3038. 00:23:54,164 --> 00:23:56,263
  3039. Oh, I didn't know. Okay.
  3040.  
  3041. 663
  3042. 00:23:56,265 --> 00:23:57,432
  3043. BROOKS: Whoops.
  3044.  
  3045. 664
  3046. 00:23:57,434 --> 00:23:58,733
  3047. - SARAH: Mmm?
  3048. - Ooh.
  3049.  
  3050. 665
  3051. 00:23:58,735 --> 00:23:59,770
  3052. (KEVIN CHUCKLES)
  3053.  
  3054. 666
  3055. 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:02,637
  3056. What?
  3057.  
  3058. 667
  3059. 00:24:02,639 --> 00:24:04,605
  3060. You slept with a celebrity?
  3061.  
  3062. 668
  3063. 00:24:04,607 --> 00:24:06,874
  3064. No, I was taking a drink
  3065. separate from the game.
  3066.  
  3067. 669
  3068. 00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:08,644
  3069. - That was bad timing.
  3070. - MAX: Mmm.
  3071.  
  3072. 670
  3073. 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:10,278
  3074. MICHELLE: I see how you would
  3075. think, but it's not.
  3076.  
  3077. 671
  3078. 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,579
  3079. Well, then why
  3080. are you breathing
  3081.  
  3082. 672
  3083. 00:24:11,581 --> 00:24:13,413
  3084. like you just got off
  3085. the elliptical?
  3086.  
  3087. 673
  3088. 00:24:13,415 --> 00:24:15,284
  3089. I'm not. I'm...
  3090.  
  3091. 674
  3092. 00:24:15,286 --> 00:24:17,619
  3093. (SCOFFS) Come on, babe.
  3094. Whose turn is it?
  3095.  
  3096. 675
  3097. 00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:20,454
  3098. Uh, it's Max.
  3099. Max, it's your turn. Huh?
  3100.  
  3101. 676
  3102. 00:24:20,456 --> 00:24:22,324
  3103. I'm not playing a drinking
  3104. game. Who was it?
  3105.  
  3106. 677
  3107. 00:24:22,326 --> 00:24:23,892
  3108. What's the deal with that?
  3109.  
  3110. 678
  3111. 00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:25,493
  3112. (WHISPERS) They've been
  3113. together since middle school.
  3114.  
  3115. 679
  3116. 00:24:25,495 --> 00:24:26,327
  3117. MICHELLE: Uh, it's somebody
  3118. else's turn.
  3119.  
  3120. 680
  3121. 00:24:26,329 --> 00:24:27,796
  3122. - Oh. Oh!
  3123. - Yeah!
  3124.  
  3125. 681
  3126. 00:24:27,798 --> 00:24:29,265
  3127. How could you possibly have
  3128. had sex with a celebrity
  3129.  
  3130. 682
  3131. 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:30,932
  3132. when we've only had sex
  3133. with each other?
  3134.  
  3135. 683
  3136. 00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:33,268
  3137. Please, can you not make this
  3138. one of your things right now?
  3139.  
  3140. 684
  3141. 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,903
  3142. How is this one of my things?
  3143.  
  3144. 685
  3145. 00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:38,173
  3146. Yeah, Brooks, this is why
  3147. we don't play drinking games.
  3148.  
  3149. 686
  3150. 00:24:38,175 --> 00:24:39,443
  3151. (POUNDING ON DOOR)
  3152.  
  3153. 687
  3154. 00:24:40,944 --> 00:24:43,010
  3155. It looks like
  3156. the game is afoot.
  3157.  
  3158. 688
  3159. 00:24:43,012 --> 00:24:44,246
  3160. Oh!
  3161.  
  3162. 689
  3163. 00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:45,780
  3164. - Thank you, God!
  3165. - (SCOFFS)
  3166.  
  3167. 690
  3168. 00:24:45,782 --> 00:24:47,952
  3169. MAX: Oh, boy.
  3170. Let's buckle up, huh?
  3171.  
  3172. 691
  3173. 00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:53,188
  3174. - Brooks Davis?
  3175. - Yes.
  3176.  
  3177. 692
  3178. 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:54,923
  3179. - Oh, shit.
  3180. - ALL: Ooh!
  3181.  
  3182. 693
  3183. 00:24:54,925 --> 00:24:56,460
  3184. This is good.
  3185.  
  3186. 694
  3187. 00:24:57,094 --> 00:24:58,963
  3188. Agent Henderson.
  3189.  
  3190. 695
  3191. 00:24:59,796 --> 00:25:00,796
  3192. FBI.
  3193.  
  3194. 696
  3195. 00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:03,865
  3196. Sunglasses at night.
  3197. It's legit.
  3198.  
  3199. 697
  3200. 00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:04,868
  3201. Sit down, please.
  3202.  
  3203. 698
  3204. 00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:07,603
  3205. I'll get right to the point.
  3206.  
  3207. 699
  3208. 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:10,704
  3209. The Bureau has been tracking
  3210.  
  3211. 700
  3212. 00:25:10,706 --> 00:25:12,539
  3213. a ring
  3214. of violent kidnappers
  3215.  
  3216. 701
  3217. 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:15,477
  3218. in this very neighborhood.
  3219.  
  3220. 702
  3221. 00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:18,949
  3222. And we have reason to believe
  3223. that one of you
  3224.  
  3225. 703
  3226. 00:25:20,183 --> 00:25:21,516
  3227. may be their next victim.
  3228.  
  3229. 704
  3230. 00:25:21,518 --> 00:25:23,519
  3231. (RYAN LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)
  3232.  
  3233. 705
  3234. 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:24,653
  3235. - (CHUCKLES)
  3236. - MAX: That's terrible news.
  3237.  
  3238. 706
  3239. 00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:27,955
  3240. Contained within
  3241. these dossiers
  3242.  
  3243. 707
  3244. 00:25:27,957 --> 00:25:31,826
  3245. are the clues you will require
  3246. to find the kidnappers.
  3247.  
  3248. 708
  3249. 00:25:31,828 --> 00:25:34,162
  3250. You'd like for us
  3251. to do that, yeah?
  3252.  
  3253. 709
  3254. 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:36,531
  3255. The Bureau's... What's
  3256. the Bureau's role in this?
  3257.  
  3258. 710
  3259. 00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:38,499
  3260. Maybe you guys could take
  3261. my wife in for questioning
  3262.  
  3263. 711
  3264. 00:25:38,501 --> 00:25:39,933
  3265. because, apparently,
  3266. she got a secret life
  3267.  
  3268. 712
  3269. 00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:41,269
  3270. - I don't know nothing about.
  3271. - Baby, this is...
  3272.  
  3273. 713
  3274. 00:25:41,271 --> 00:25:42,606
  3275. Shut up, all of you!
  3276.  
  3277. 714
  3278. 00:25:43,339 --> 00:25:44,574
  3279. Wow.
  3280.  
  3281. 715
  3282. 00:25:45,408 --> 00:25:47,308
  3283. It's not a joke.
  3284.  
  3285. 716
  3286. 00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:48,609
  3287. You people are in real danger,
  3288.  
  3289. 717
  3290. 00:25:48,611 --> 00:25:50,044
  3291. and you're
  3292. running out of time.
  3293.  
  3294. 718
  3295. 00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:53,949
  3296. And I, Agent Henderson,
  3297. will not stand idly by
  3298.  
  3299. 719
  3300. 00:25:53,951 --> 00:25:58,118
  3301. while innocent civilians
  3302. are slaughtered on my watch.
  3303.  
  3304. 720
  3305. 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,453
  3306. (LAUGHING) I told you
  3307. this is gonna be great.
  3308.  
  3309. 721
  3310. 00:25:59,455 --> 00:26:01,155
  3311. - It's so good!
  3312. - So good.
  3313.  
  3314. 722
  3315. 00:26:01,157 --> 00:26:02,790
  3316. But before we get started,
  3317.  
  3318. 723
  3319. 00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:04,994
  3320. I'm required to ask if any of
  3321. you have any food allergies.
  3322.  
  3323. 724
  3324. 00:26:05,729 --> 00:26:06,764
  3325. Peanuts?
  3326.  
  3327. 725
  3328. 00:26:07,496 --> 00:26:08,696
  3329. Who the hell are you?
  3330.  
  3331. 726
  3332. 00:26:08,698 --> 00:26:10,164
  3333. - (GROANS)
  3334. - Oh!
  3335.  
  3336. 727
  3337. 00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:11,999
  3338. Now, wait a second. I know
  3339. you're method and all,
  3340.  
  3341. 728
  3342. 00:26:12,001 --> 00:26:13,836
  3343. but you can't just come in here
  3344. and break the door. (GROANS)
  3345.  
  3346. 729
  3347. 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:16,337
  3348. - (GUESTS EXCLAIM)
  3349. - I do not mind this game.
  3350.  
  3351. 730
  3352. 00:26:16,339 --> 00:26:18,007
  3353. - Are you crazy?
  3354. - (GRUNTS)
  3355.  
  3356. 731
  3357. 00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:20,444
  3358. (BOTH GRUNTING)
  3359.  
  3360. 732
  3361. 00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:34,825
  3362. It's very well done.
  3363.  
  3364. 733
  3365. 00:26:36,026 --> 00:26:37,692
  3366. No!
  3367.  
  3368. 734
  3369. 00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:40,528
  3370. That is a strong table.
  3371.  
  3372. 735
  3373. 00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:42,196
  3374. Oh, watch out!
  3375. He's packing heat!
  3376.  
  3377. 736
  3378. 00:26:42,198 --> 00:26:43,298
  3379. Hell no!
  3380.  
  3381. 737
  3382. 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,136
  3383. (GRUNTING CONTINUES)
  3384.  
  3385. 738
  3386. 00:26:47,370 --> 00:26:48,635
  3387. (KIDNAPPER YELLING)
  3388.  
  3389. 739
  3390. 00:26:48,637 --> 00:26:50,840
  3391. GUESTS: Oh! Oh!
  3392.  
  3393. 740
  3394. 00:26:57,313 --> 00:26:59,182
  3395. (BOTH GRUNTING)
  3396.  
  3397. 741
  3398. 00:27:02,819 --> 00:27:04,053
  3399. (GROANS)
  3400.  
  3401. 742
  3402. 00:27:06,456 --> 00:27:07,992
  3403. - (GRUNTS)
  3404. - (GLASS SHATTERING)
  3405.  
  3406. 743
  3407. 00:27:14,297 --> 00:27:15,533
  3408. Come on!
  3409.  
  3410. 744
  3411. 00:27:20,537 --> 00:27:21,872
  3412. (KIDNAPPER GROANS)
  3413.  
  3414. 745
  3415. 00:27:23,673 --> 00:27:25,576
  3416. (BOTH GRUNTING)
  3417.  
  3418. 746
  3419. 00:27:28,278 --> 00:27:31,179
  3420. KIDNAPPER: You're just making
  3421. this harder on yourself!
  3422.  
  3423. 747
  3424. 00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:33,017
  3425. (ALL GRUNTING)
  3426.  
  3427. 748
  3428. 00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:35,983
  3429. KIDNAPPER: Oh, shit!
  3430.  
  3431. 749
  3432. 00:27:35,985 --> 00:27:38,586
  3433. Guys, make sure you get a piece
  3434. of this cheese. It's just...
  3435.  
  3436. 750
  3437. 00:27:38,588 --> 00:27:39,721
  3438. Cut me one.
  3439.  
  3440. 751
  3441. 00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:41,122
  3442. Try it with the quince.
  3443.  
  3444. 752
  3445. 00:27:41,124 --> 00:27:42,992
  3446. (ALL GRUNTING)
  3447.  
  3448. 753
  3449. 00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,597
  3450. - SARAH: Oh, my God!
  3451. - (GROANS)
  3452.  
  3453. 754
  3454. 00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:51,833
  3455. Now he's back.
  3456.  
  3457. 755
  3458. 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,134
  3459. KIDNAPPER:
  3460. Stop fighting, asshole!
  3461.  
  3462. 756
  3463. 00:27:53,136 --> 00:27:54,236
  3464. Help me! This isn't...
  3465.  
  3466. 757
  3467. 00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:56,837
  3468. The Independent Spirit Award
  3469. goes to...
  3470.  
  3471. 758
  3472. 00:27:56,839 --> 00:27:59,007
  3473. - KIDNAPPER: Let's go!
  3474. - (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
  3475.  
  3476. 759
  3477. 00:27:59,009 --> 00:28:00,008
  3478. Bye-bye!
  3479.  
  3480. 760
  3481. 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,742
  3482. First one that follows us
  3483. gets shot!
  3484.  
  3485. 761
  3486. 00:28:01,744 --> 00:28:03,545
  3487. Okay, roger that.
  3488. You drive safe.
  3489.  
  3490. 762
  3491. 00:28:03,547 --> 00:28:05,613
  3492. KIDNAPPER: Come on,
  3493. motherfucker!
  3494.  
  3495. 763
  3496. 00:28:05,615 --> 00:28:06,949
  3497. - Bye.
  3498. - That was amazing.
  3499.  
  3500. 764
  3501. 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:07,882
  3502. Really good.
  3503.  
  3504. 765
  3505. 00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,218
  3506. - That was really good.
  3507. - Wow.
  3508.  
  3509. 766
  3510. 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,385
  3511. Mmm. No, there's something
  3512. about this
  3513.  
  3514. 767
  3515. 00:28:11,387 --> 00:28:13,989
  3516. that just doesn't feel right.
  3517.  
  3518. 768
  3519. 00:28:13,991 --> 00:28:16,324
  3520. How could you cheat on me
  3521. with a celebrity?
  3522.  
  3523. 769
  3524. 00:28:16,326 --> 00:28:17,792
  3525. I didn't cheat on you.
  3526.  
  3527. 770
  3528. 00:28:17,794 --> 00:28:20,428
  3529. It was before we got married
  3530. when we took that break.
  3531.  
  3532. 771
  3533. 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,698
  3534. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
  3535.  
  3536. 772
  3537. 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,132
  3538. I've been living
  3539. in the matrix.
  3540.  
  3541. 773
  3542. 00:28:24,134 --> 00:28:27,236
  3543. Agent Henderson, you just
  3544. gonna keep lying there?
  3545.  
  3546. 774
  3547. 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:28,368
  3548. KEVIN: Is any of this real?
  3549.  
  3550. 775
  3551. 00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:30,137
  3552. Well, don't kick him!
  3553.  
  3554. 776
  3555. 00:28:30,139 --> 00:28:31,071
  3556. MICHELLE: Stop.
  3557.  
  3558. 777
  3559. 00:28:31,073 --> 00:28:32,673
  3560. He's a regular
  3561. Daniel Day-Lewis.
  3562.  
  3563. 778
  3564. 00:28:32,675 --> 00:28:34,575
  3565. KEVIN: I thought
  3566. we both agreed
  3567.  
  3568. 779
  3569. 00:28:34,577 --> 00:28:36,576
  3570. that we wouldn't hook up with
  3571. anybody else during that break.
  3572.  
  3573. 780
  3574. 00:28:36,578 --> 00:28:39,212
  3575. Yeah, but then you went and got
  3576. a hand job from Karen Waller.
  3577.  
  3578. 781
  3579. 00:28:39,214 --> 00:28:41,016
  3580. - KEVIN: No, don't do that.
  3581. - RYAN: Boop! Boop! Boop!
  3582.  
  3583. 782
  3584. 00:28:41,018 --> 00:28:43,183
  3585. Because it was over
  3586. the pants, all right?
  3587.  
  3588. 783
  3589. 00:28:43,185 --> 00:28:44,618
  3590. It was, and it hurt.
  3591.  
  3592. 784
  3593. 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,387
  3594. It was very dry,
  3595. and I didn't climax.
  3596.  
  3597. 785
  3598. 00:28:46,389 --> 00:28:48,288
  3599. Just admit it,
  3600. you guys did more than that.
  3601.  
  3602. 786
  3603. 00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:50,491
  3604. Don't turn this around on me.
  3605. Do not do that.
  3606.  
  3607. 787
  3608. 00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:52,026
  3609. Don't you Johnnie Cochran me!
  3610.  
  3611. 788
  3612. 00:28:52,028 --> 00:28:53,260
  3613. Damn it,
  3614. they got the jump on us.
  3615.  
  3616. 789
  3617. 00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:55,096
  3618. - Come on. Come on now!
  3619. - Shit, Kev!
  3620.  
  3621. 790
  3622. 00:28:55,098 --> 00:28:57,198
  3623. All right. Here's the first
  3624. clue. Looks like a riddle.
  3625.  
  3626. 791
  3627. 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,633
  3628. "With shiny fangs..."
  3629.  
  3630. 792
  3631. 00:28:58,635 --> 00:29:00,201
  3632. "...my bloodless bite..."
  3633.  
  3634. 793
  3635. 00:29:00,203 --> 00:29:03,438
  3636. "...will bring together what's
  3637. mostly white."
  3638.  
  3639. 794
  3640. 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,140
  3641. Donald Trump.
  3642.  
  3643. 795
  3644. 00:29:05,142 --> 00:29:09,477
  3645. "Bloodless bite."
  3646. It's not a vampire. Um...
  3647.  
  3648. 796
  3649. 00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:10,878
  3650. I'll just google it.
  3651.  
  3652. 797
  3653. 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,313
  3654. It's so inconsistent,
  3655. isn't it?
  3656.  
  3657. 798
  3658. 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,016
  3659. I mean, they stage this
  3660. super realistic fight.
  3661.  
  3662. 799
  3663. 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,951
  3664. They give us an FBI dossier
  3665. but with riddles.
  3666.  
  3667. 800
  3668. 00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:18,853
  3669. It's like, let's pick a tone.
  3670. Let's stick with it.
  3671.  
  3672. 801
  3673. 00:29:18,855 --> 00:29:20,821
  3674. But that's the game.
  3675. You wanna win this car or not?
  3676.  
  3677. 802
  3678. 00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:22,256
  3679. Yeah, yeah.
  3680. More than anything,
  3681.  
  3682. 803
  3683. 00:29:22,258 --> 00:29:23,924
  3684. but I feel like Brooks
  3685. is setting me up.
  3686.  
  3687. 804
  3688. 00:29:23,926 --> 00:29:25,593
  3689. Do you get that feeling,
  3690. you know?
  3691.  
  3692. 805
  3693. 00:29:25,595 --> 00:29:27,528
  3694. That this is some game
  3695.  
  3696. 806
  3697. 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:29,198
  3698. where somehow
  3699. he's gonna humiliate me?
  3700.  
  3701. 807
  3702. 00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:33,166
  3703. Mmm-hmm.
  3704.  
  3705. 808
  3706. 00:29:33,168 --> 00:29:36,104
  3707. Well, let's not play
  3708. by his rules.
  3709.  
  3710. 809
  3711. 00:29:36,106 --> 00:29:38,173
  3712. "My bloodless bite,
  3713. my bloodless, bloodless bite.
  3714.  
  3715. 810
  3716. 00:29:38,175 --> 00:29:40,342
  3717. "Bloodless bite, bloodless
  3718. bite, bloodless bite."
  3719.  
  3720. 811
  3721. 00:29:40,344 --> 00:29:43,444
  3722. Can you stop chanting
  3723. "bloodless bite"?
  3724.  
  3725. 812
  3726. 00:29:43,446 --> 00:29:45,480
  3727. - Trying to think.
  3728. - Yeah.
  3729.  
  3730. 813
  3731. 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:48,249
  3732. - (CAR ENGINE STARTS)
  3733. - Oh, shit!
  3734.  
  3735. 814
  3736. 00:29:48,251 --> 00:29:51,118
  3737. Max and Annie must have
  3738. figured it out.
  3739.  
  3740. 815
  3741. 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,788
  3742. Right. We need to find
  3743. an advantage.
  3744.  
  3745. 816
  3746. 00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:57,124
  3747. Advantage, advantage,
  3748. advantage...
  3749.  
  3750. 817
  3751. 00:29:57,126 --> 00:29:58,426
  3752. Brooks' wallet?
  3753.  
  3754. 818
  3755. 00:29:58,428 --> 00:30:00,930
  3756. Oh, you think we should steal
  3757. all of his shit!
  3758.  
  3759. 819
  3760. 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:02,430
  3761. No.
  3762.  
  3763. 820
  3764. 00:30:02,432 --> 00:30:03,901
  3765. (DIALING CELL PHONE)
  3766.  
  3767. 821
  3768. 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:06,968
  3769. Wait.
  3770.  
  3771. 822
  3772. 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,935
  3773. Hi, yeah.
  3774. I lost my credit card.
  3775.  
  3776. 823
  3777. 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,971
  3778. I was wondering if you could tell me
  3779. what the last few charges I made were.
  3780.  
  3781. 824
  3782. 00:30:10,973 --> 00:30:12,807
  3783. What are you doing?
  3784.  
  3785. 825
  3786. 00:30:12,809 --> 00:30:14,875
  3787. If we can find out the name of the
  3788. murder mystery place he used,
  3789.  
  3790. 826
  3791. 00:30:14,877 --> 00:30:16,344
  3792. we can go to their office and pay
  3793. them off to give us the final clue.
  3794.  
  3795. 827
  3796. 00:30:16,346 --> 00:30:17,980
  3797. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
  3798.  
  3799. 828
  3800. 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:22,051
  3801. You're, like, a double threat.
  3802. Brains, and you're British.
  3803.  
  3804. 829
  3805. 00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:24,085
  3806. Thanks.
  3807.  
  3808. 830
  3809. 00:30:24,087 --> 00:30:26,855
  3810. Okay. What has shiny fangs
  3811.  
  3812. 831
  3813. 00:30:26,857 --> 00:30:29,824
  3814. that bites
  3815. white things together?
  3816.  
  3817. 832
  3818. 00:30:29,826 --> 00:30:30,991
  3819. A stapler!
  3820.  
  3821. 833
  3822. 00:30:30,993 --> 00:30:33,127
  3823. And the white things
  3824. are paper.
  3825.  
  3826. 834
  3827. 00:30:33,129 --> 00:30:36,664
  3828. Yes! You are so smart
  3829. and unfaithful!
  3830.  
  3831. 835
  3832. 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:39,002
  3833. - Oh, there it is.
  3834. - Yes!
  3835.  
  3836. 836
  3837. 00:30:39,869 --> 00:30:41,702
  3838. Look at that.
  3839.  
  3840. 837
  3841. 00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,741
  3842. - Flash drive.
  3843. - Put it in the desktop.
  3844.  
  3845. 838
  3846. 00:30:46,076 --> 00:30:47,708
  3847. Okay.
  3848.  
  3849. 839
  3850. 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:49,176
  3851. KEVIN: Another riddle.
  3852.  
  3853. 840
  3854. 00:30:49,178 --> 00:30:52,279
  3855. "I'm brown and old by day,
  3856. white and young by night.
  3857.  
  3858. 841
  3859. 00:30:52,281 --> 00:30:53,247
  3860. "My eyes are glass.
  3861.  
  3862. 842
  3863. 00:30:53,249 --> 00:30:55,249
  3864. "I have nine faces
  3865. but no head.
  3866.  
  3867. 843
  3868. 00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:57,085
  3869. "I sing to the sky
  3870. but have no voice.
  3871.  
  3872. 844
  3873. 00:30:57,087 --> 00:30:59,956
  3874. "I'm everywhere and nowhere."
  3875.  
  3876. 845
  3877. 00:31:01,758 --> 00:31:03,458
  3878. What the fuck is that?
  3879.  
  3880. 846
  3881. 00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:04,859
  3882. (MAX LAUGHS)
  3883.  
  3884. 847
  3885. 00:31:04,861 --> 00:31:06,192
  3886. I mean, how cool
  3887. are we? Right?
  3888.  
  3889. 848
  3890. 00:31:06,194 --> 00:31:07,729
  3891. Very, very cool.
  3892. We are very cool.
  3893.  
  3894. 849
  3895. 00:31:07,731 --> 00:31:09,230
  3896. You're the cool one.
  3897.  
  3898. 850
  3899. 00:31:09,232 --> 00:31:11,566
  3900. You know, tracking the phone
  3901. is just a great idea.
  3902.  
  3903. 851
  3904. 00:31:11,568 --> 00:31:13,233
  3905. Still on Route 18, huh?
  3906.  
  3907. 852
  3908. 00:31:13,235 --> 00:31:15,002
  3909. MAX: We're catching up to him.
  3910. Here we come, Brooksie.
  3911.  
  3912. 853
  3913. 00:31:15,004 --> 00:31:16,703
  3914. Can you imagine
  3915. the look on his face
  3916.  
  3917. 854
  3918. 00:31:16,705 --> 00:31:17,972
  3919. when we find him so fast?
  3920.  
  3921. 855
  3922. 00:31:17,974 --> 00:31:20,040
  3923. You know, baby,
  3924. I can feel my sperm
  3925.  
  3926. 856
  3927. 00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:21,609
  3928. already coming back to life.
  3929.  
  3930. 857
  3931. 00:31:21,611 --> 00:31:22,810
  3932. - Perfect.
  3933. - Yeah.
  3934.  
  3935. 858
  3936. 00:31:22,812 --> 00:31:24,378
  3937. So we'll win
  3938. your brother's car,
  3939.  
  3940. 859
  3941. 00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:25,980
  3942. and then we'll go make
  3943. a baby in it.
  3944.  
  3945. 860
  3946. 00:31:25,982 --> 00:31:27,382
  3947. Yeah! We'll make him watch us.
  3948.  
  3949. 861
  3950. 00:31:27,384 --> 00:31:29,017
  3951. - Yeah.
  3952. - Huh?
  3953.  
  3954. 862
  3955. 00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,851
  3956. - I don't wanna do that.
  3957. - No, me neither.
  3958.  
  3959. 863
  3960. 00:31:30,853 --> 00:31:32,086
  3961. Sorry, don't know
  3962. why I said that.
  3963.  
  3964. 864
  3965. 00:31:32,088 --> 00:31:33,255
  3966. - I'm not into that.
  3967. - Not a great idea.
  3968.  
  3969. 865
  3970. 00:31:33,257 --> 00:31:34,488
  3971. Okay.
  3972.  
  3973. 866
  3974. 00:31:34,490 --> 00:31:36,024
  3975. Okay, great. Thank you.
  3976. All right, I got the name
  3977.  
  3978. 867
  3979. 00:31:36,026 --> 00:31:37,124
  3980. and the address
  3981. of the games company.
  3982.  
  3983. 868
  3984. 00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:38,392
  3985. - Let's go.
  3986. - Yes!
  3987.  
  3988. 869
  3989. 00:31:38,394 --> 00:31:39,527
  3990. All we have to do now,
  3991.  
  3992. 870
  3993. 00:31:39,529 --> 00:31:41,762
  3994. figure out what
  3995. "bloodless bite" means.
  3996.  
  3997. 871
  3998. 00:31:41,764 --> 00:31:44,265
  3999. No, we don't. That's why...
  4000.  
  4001. 872
  4002. 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:46,901
  4003. - Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no.
  4004. - Doesn't matter. Let's go.
  4005.  
  4006. 873
  4007. 00:31:46,903 --> 00:31:48,402
  4008. How you gonna
  4009. be old and young?
  4010.  
  4011. 874
  4012. 00:31:48,404 --> 00:31:50,837
  4013. - That doesn't make sense.
  4014. - MICHELLE: I know.
  4015.  
  4016. 875
  4017. 00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:53,307
  4018. Guys, hey, how's it goin'?
  4019.  
  4020. 876
  4021. 00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:56,611
  4022. I just wanted to wish you
  4023. the best of luck tonight. Bye.
  4024.  
  4025. 877
  4026. 00:31:56,613 --> 00:31:57,815
  4027. (DOOR SLAMS CLOSED)
  4028.  
  4029. 878
  4030. 00:31:59,648 --> 00:32:00,882
  4031. - BOTH: No.
  4032. - KEVIN: Mmm-mmm.
  4033.  
  4034. 879
  4035. 00:32:00,884 --> 00:32:02,416
  4036. What are...
  4037. What are you doing?
  4038.  
  4039. 880
  4040. 00:32:02,418 --> 00:32:04,018
  4041. Just being a dick.
  4042.  
  4043. 881
  4044. 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,220
  4045. - (BANGING ON DOOR)
  4046. - KEVIN: Oh, come on.
  4047.  
  4048. 882
  4049. 00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:08,522
  4050. - SARAH: Don't kick him, Ryan!
  4051. - He's such a good actor!
  4052.  
  4053. 883
  4054. 00:32:08,524 --> 00:32:09,759
  4055. KEVIN: Ryan!
  4056.  
  4057. 884
  4058. 00:32:10,694 --> 00:32:12,961
  4059. God damn it!
  4060.  
  4061. 885
  4062. 00:32:12,963 --> 00:32:14,127
  4063. Baby, hand me those matches.
  4064.  
  4065. 886
  4066. 00:32:14,129 --> 00:32:15,563
  4067. I'm about to burn
  4068. this door down.
  4069.  
  4070. 887
  4071. 00:32:15,565 --> 00:32:16,932
  4072. You're gonna light a fire
  4073.  
  4074. 888
  4075. 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:18,200
  4076. in a windowless room
  4077. that we're trapped in?
  4078.  
  4079. 889
  4080. 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:19,733
  4081. You slept with Bill Nye
  4082. the Science Guy.
  4083.  
  4084. 890
  4085. 00:32:19,735 --> 00:32:20,801
  4086. He talked to you about flames?
  4087.  
  4088. 891
  4089. 00:32:20,803 --> 00:32:22,071
  4090. What about that?
  4091.  
  4092. 892
  4093. 00:32:36,552 --> 00:32:38,719
  4094. Where could he be?
  4095.  
  4096. 893
  4097. 00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:40,755
  4098. His phone stopped
  4099. right here, huh?
  4100.  
  4101. 894
  4102. 00:32:40,757 --> 00:32:42,826
  4103. (CELL PHONE RINGING)
  4104.  
  4105. 895
  4106. 00:32:43,592 --> 00:32:44,994
  4107. - Hear that?
  4108. - Yeah.
  4109.  
  4110. 896
  4111. 00:32:45,529 --> 00:32:46,626
  4112. (GASPS)
  4113.  
  4114. 897
  4115. 00:32:46,628 --> 00:32:47,828
  4116. Ugh.
  4117.  
  4118. 898
  4119. 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:49,163
  4120. Found it!
  4121.  
  4122. 899
  4123. 00:32:49,165 --> 00:32:50,698
  4124. He must have known
  4125. we were tracking him.
  4126.  
  4127. 900
  4128. 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,336
  4129. Well, they outsmarted us.
  4130.  
  4131. 901
  4132. 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,270
  4133. Hang on.
  4134.  
  4135. 902
  4136. 00:32:56,272 --> 00:32:57,271
  4137. (ANNIE GASPS)
  4138.  
  4139. 903
  4140. 00:32:57,273 --> 00:32:59,140
  4141. Isn't that one of the actors?
  4142.  
  4143. 904
  4144. 00:32:59,142 --> 00:33:01,709
  4145. MAX: Guess they're not
  4146. so smart after all, huh?
  4147.  
  4148. 905
  4149. 00:33:01,711 --> 00:33:05,480
  4150. Guess not.
  4151. We are nailing this!
  4152.  
  4153. 906
  4154. 00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:07,080
  4155. MAX: (WHISPERS)
  4156. Why are we crouching?
  4157.  
  4158. 907
  4159. 00:33:07,082 --> 00:33:09,152
  4160. ANNIE: (WHISPERS)
  4161. I don't know. It feels right.
  4162.  
  4163. 908
  4164. 00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:12,787
  4165. (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
  4166. ON SPEAKERS)
  4167.  
  4168. 909
  4169. 00:33:12,789 --> 00:33:14,387
  4170. Oh, it's horrible in here.
  4171.  
  4172. 910
  4173. 00:33:14,389 --> 00:33:17,558
  4174. Yeah, it's sticky.
  4175. Shoes are shot.
  4176.  
  4177. 911
  4178. 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,893
  4179. Ooh. There he is, there he is.
  4180.  
  4181. 912
  4182. 00:33:18,895 --> 00:33:19,961
  4183. Don't let him see you.
  4184. Come on.
  4185.  
  4186. 913
  4187. 00:33:19,963 --> 00:33:21,261
  4188. Sit down right here.
  4189.  
  4190. 914
  4191. 00:33:21,263 --> 00:33:23,632
  4192. Bartender, sir,
  4193. can I ask you a question?
  4194.  
  4195. 915
  4196. 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:24,965
  4197. Um...
  4198.  
  4199. 916
  4200. 00:33:24,967 --> 00:33:26,400
  4201. You, um...
  4202.  
  4203. 917
  4204. 00:33:26,402 --> 00:33:28,737
  4205. You didn't happen to see
  4206. a fellow brought in here,
  4207.  
  4208. 918
  4209. 00:33:28,739 --> 00:33:30,005
  4210. looks a little bit like me,
  4211.  
  4212. 919
  4213. 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,440
  4214. but he's got a little bit
  4215. of a sharper chin
  4216.  
  4217. 920
  4218. 00:33:32,442 --> 00:33:33,973
  4219. and higher cheekbones?
  4220.  
  4221. 921
  4222. 00:33:33,975 --> 00:33:35,910
  4223. So, a better-looking guy?
  4224.  
  4225. 922
  4226. 00:33:35,912 --> 00:33:37,978
  4227. No, well,
  4228. I wouldn't call it that.
  4229.  
  4230. 923
  4231. 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:39,583
  4232. I didn't see nothing.
  4233.  
  4234. 924
  4235. 00:33:40,983 --> 00:33:42,616
  4236. - Oh, boy. You hear that?
  4237. - Huh. Yeah.
  4238.  
  4239. 925
  4240. 00:33:42,618 --> 00:33:44,484
  4241. That double negative?
  4242. "Didn't see nothing"?
  4243.  
  4244. 926
  4245. 00:33:44,486 --> 00:33:45,886
  4246. - It's a little forced, right?
  4247. - Yeah, I think he's in on it.
  4248.  
  4249. 927
  4250. 00:33:45,888 --> 00:33:47,154
  4251. - 'Course he is.
  4252. - Look at those tats.
  4253.  
  4254. 928
  4255. 00:33:47,156 --> 00:33:49,624
  4256. So fresh, probably fake.
  4257.  
  4258. 929
  4259. 00:33:49,626 --> 00:33:51,992
  4260. Tell you what.
  4261. Let's give him a test, okay?
  4262.  
  4263. 930
  4264. 00:33:51,994 --> 00:33:53,426
  4265. Let's order a couple of drinks
  4266.  
  4267. 931
  4268. 00:33:53,428 --> 00:33:54,929
  4269. that only a real bartender
  4270. would know how to make.
  4271.  
  4272. 932
  4273. 00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:56,130
  4274. - Right?
  4275. - Oh! Smart! Yes.
  4276.  
  4277. 933
  4278. 00:33:56,132 --> 00:33:57,464
  4279. - Sir! Excuse me. Hi.
  4280. - Barkeep.
  4281.  
  4282. 934
  4283. 00:33:57,466 --> 00:33:59,032
  4284. MAX: Totally forgot
  4285. to order drinks.
  4286.  
  4287. 935
  4288. 00:33:59,034 --> 00:34:01,035
  4289. Yes, uh...
  4290.  
  4291. 936
  4292. 00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:04,074
  4293. Could I please have
  4294. a vodka tonic?
  4295.  
  4296. 937
  4297. 00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:06,840
  4298. Well done, honey.
  4299.  
  4300. 938
  4301. 00:34:06,842 --> 00:34:09,142
  4302. I'm gonna have
  4303. a Harvey Wallbanger.
  4304.  
  4305. 939
  4306. 00:34:09,144 --> 00:34:11,879
  4307. Okay? Appreciate it.
  4308.  
  4309. 940
  4310. 00:34:11,881 --> 00:34:13,381
  4311. Jesus! Did you see that look?
  4312.  
  4313. 941
  4314. 00:34:13,383 --> 00:34:14,682
  4315. Guy doesn't know
  4316. what's going on.
  4317.  
  4318. 942
  4319. 00:34:14,684 --> 00:34:15,850
  4320. Think you stumped him.
  4321.  
  4322. 943
  4323. 00:34:15,852 --> 00:34:17,584
  4324. Some regional theater hack.
  4325.  
  4326. 944
  4327. 00:34:17,586 --> 00:34:19,486
  4328. - (LAUGHS)
  4329. - Huh?
  4330.  
  4331. 945
  4332. 00:34:19,488 --> 00:34:22,288
  4333. - Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it?
  4334. - Yeah.
  4335.  
  4336. 946
  4337. 00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:24,292
  4338. It's nice
  4339. to get out of the house.
  4340.  
  4341. 947
  4342. 00:34:24,294 --> 00:34:26,560
  4343. You know, we're not gonna be able to
  4344. do stuff like this if we have kids.
  4345.  
  4346. 948
  4347. 00:34:26,562 --> 00:34:27,528
  4348. - What?
  4349. - Yeah.
  4350.  
  4351. 949
  4352. 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:29,129
  4353. - Why not?
  4354. - Well, I don't know.
  4355.  
  4356. 950
  4357. 00:34:29,131 --> 00:34:30,631
  4358. I was thinking about it.
  4359. Remember Dan and Linda?
  4360.  
  4361. 951
  4362. 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,433
  4363. Remember how much time
  4364. we used to spend with them?
  4365.  
  4366. 952
  4367. 00:34:32,435 --> 00:34:35,336
  4368. Just tons of fun, and then
  4369. they had those twins.
  4370.  
  4371. 953
  4372. 00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:37,104
  4373. Boom! Off the grid, right?
  4374.  
  4375. 954
  4376. 00:34:37,106 --> 00:34:38,538
  4377. Last time we saw them
  4378.  
  4379. 955
  4380. 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,375
  4381. was their Christmas card
  4382. with the wonky kids on it.
  4383.  
  4384. 956
  4385. 00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:43,711
  4386. Yeah, I love those Christmas cards.
  4387. They look so happy.
  4388.  
  4389. 957
  4390. 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,013
  4391. But you know what I mean.
  4392.  
  4393. 958
  4394. 00:34:45,015 --> 00:34:46,650
  4395. - We don't see 'em.
  4396. - BARTENDER: Vodka tonic.
  4397.  
  4398. 959
  4399. 00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:49,283
  4400. Harvey Wallbanger.
  4401.  
  4402. 960
  4403. 00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:50,651
  4404. - Appreciate it.
  4405. - Thank you.
  4406.  
  4407. 961
  4408. 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,222
  4409. Cheers.
  4410.  
  4411. 962
  4412. 00:34:55,057 --> 00:34:56,557
  4413. - Did he get it right?
  4414. - Huh.
  4415.  
  4416. 963
  4417. 00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:58,493
  4418. I do not know. I realized I've
  4419. never had one of these,
  4420.  
  4421. 964
  4422. 00:34:58,495 --> 00:35:01,029
  4423. but that is a tasty drink.
  4424. It's kind of tart.
  4425.  
  4426. 965
  4427. 00:35:01,031 --> 00:35:02,830
  4428. You wanna try it?
  4429. Oh! Honey!
  4430.  
  4431. 966
  4432. 00:35:02,832 --> 00:35:04,232
  4433. Honey! There's Brooks!
  4434.  
  4435. 967
  4436. 00:35:04,234 --> 00:35:05,767
  4437. Brooks is here.
  4438. Brooks is here.
  4439.  
  4440. 968
  4441. 00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,167
  4442. We're about to win this thing!
  4443.  
  4444. 969
  4445. 00:35:07,169 --> 00:35:09,236
  4446. - Yes, yes!
  4447. - Look who came in here.
  4448.  
  4449. 970
  4450. 00:35:09,238 --> 00:35:11,439
  4451. Oh! No! I think he made us.
  4452.  
  4453. 971
  4454. 00:35:11,441 --> 00:35:13,741
  4455. So what? It's over. What, are
  4456. they gonna try to stop us?
  4457.  
  4458. 972
  4459. 00:35:13,743 --> 00:35:15,176
  4460. - Let's go.
  4461. - Yeah, probably.
  4462.  
  4463. 973
  4464. 00:35:15,178 --> 00:35:18,011
  4465. But that's why I brought this.
  4466.  
  4467. 974
  4468. 00:35:18,013 --> 00:35:19,647
  4469. Jesus Christ, honey!
  4470. Where did you get a gun?
  4471.  
  4472. 975
  4473. 00:35:19,649 --> 00:35:22,250
  4474. No, no, that's the fake gun
  4475. from Brooks' fight.
  4476.  
  4477. 976
  4478. 00:35:22,252 --> 00:35:23,651
  4479. Oh, yeah.
  4480. Boy, that looks real.
  4481.  
  4482. 977
  4483. 00:35:23,653 --> 00:35:25,053
  4484. - Yeah, well, you know...
  4485. - Look at that.
  4486.  
  4487. 978
  4488. 00:35:25,055 --> 00:35:26,520
  4489. Brooks never spares
  4490. any expense.
  4491.  
  4492. 979
  4493. 00:35:26,522 --> 00:35:28,555
  4494. - Yeah, that's true.
  4495. - Okay. Follow my lead, huh?
  4496.  
  4497. 980
  4498. 00:35:28,557 --> 00:35:30,323
  4499. - Why, what are you doing?
  4500. - Lead?
  4501.  
  4502. 981
  4503. 00:35:30,325 --> 00:35:33,194
  4504. Any of you
  4505. fucking pricks move,
  4506.  
  4507. 982
  4508. 00:35:33,196 --> 00:35:37,131
  4509. and I'll execute every
  4510. motherfucking last one of you!
  4511.  
  4512. 983
  4513. 00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:38,533
  4514. Very nice, honey.
  4515.  
  4516. 984
  4517. 00:35:38,535 --> 00:35:40,500
  4518. Pulp Fiction, anybody?
  4519. Right? It's a classic.
  4520.  
  4521. 985
  4522. 00:35:40,502 --> 00:35:41,535
  4523. We love films.
  4524.  
  4525. 986
  4526. 00:35:41,537 --> 00:35:43,203
  4527. Okay, what the fuck
  4528. is this shit?
  4529.  
  4530. 987
  4531. 00:35:43,205 --> 00:35:44,471
  4532. Well, you're gonna
  4533. hand over the keys
  4534.  
  4535. 988
  4536. 00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:46,006
  4537. 'cause we're gonna take
  4538. my brother.
  4539.  
  4540. 989
  4541. 00:35:46,008 --> 00:35:47,941
  4542. - Bullshit.
  4543. - Oh, you know what's bullshit
  4544.  
  4545. 990
  4546. 00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,778
  4547. is your bald, ugly face.
  4548.  
  4549. 991
  4550. 00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:51,111
  4551. Uh-uh. No, that's personal.
  4552.  
  4553. 992
  4554. 00:35:51,113 --> 00:35:52,846
  4555. Come on, honey,
  4556. let's just keep it fun.
  4557.  
  4558. 993
  4559. 00:35:52,848 --> 00:35:54,582
  4560. All right, I'm sorry I called
  4561. you bald, you little bitch!
  4562.  
  4563. 994
  4564. 00:35:54,584 --> 00:35:56,250
  4565. MAX: Well, that's,
  4566. again, you know...
  4567.  
  4568. 995
  4569. 00:35:56,252 --> 00:35:57,519
  4570. - Let the gun do the talking.
  4571. - Okay.
  4572.  
  4573. 996
  4574. 00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:58,886
  4575. - Come on.
  4576. - Ah!
  4577.  
  4578. 997
  4579. 00:35:58,888 --> 00:36:01,154
  4580. On your knees. Hands in
  4581. the air. Heads on the ground.
  4582.  
  4583. 998
  4584. 00:36:01,156 --> 00:36:02,357
  4585. - Good. Good. Great.
  4586. - Eyes closed.
  4587.  
  4588. 999
  4589. 00:36:02,359 --> 00:36:03,658
  4590. That's it.
  4591. Get 'em up, reach for it.
  4592.  
  4593. 1000
  4594. 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,359
  4595. - Hands up! That's right.
  4596. - MAX: There we go.
  4597.  
  4598. 1001
  4599. 00:36:05,361 --> 00:36:07,361
  4600. - All right, hands in the air!
  4601. - Get 'em up!
  4602.  
  4603. 1002
  4604. 00:36:07,363 --> 00:36:09,029
  4605. - Yep.
  4606. - Yo, where's my head go?
  4607.  
  4608. 1003
  4609. 00:36:09,031 --> 00:36:10,497
  4610. - Down.
  4611. - On the floor.
  4612.  
  4613. 1004
  4614. 00:36:10,499 --> 00:36:11,698
  4615. Just rest it.
  4616.  
  4617. 1005
  4618. 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,334
  4619. How am I supposed
  4620. to put my hands in the air
  4621.  
  4622. 1006
  4623. 00:36:13,336 --> 00:36:14,368
  4624. - with my head on the ground?
  4625. - Fucking exactly.
  4626.  
  4627. 1007
  4628. 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:16,069
  4629. I did have the same question.
  4630.  
  4631. 1008
  4632. 00:36:16,071 --> 00:36:17,471
  4633. (SIGHS)
  4634.  
  4635. 1009
  4636. 00:36:17,473 --> 00:36:20,040
  4637. Child's pose?
  4638. Do you guys know child's pose?
  4639.  
  4640. 1010
  4641. 00:36:20,042 --> 00:36:21,174
  4642. Fuck is a child's pose, man?
  4643.  
  4644. 1011
  4645. 00:36:21,176 --> 00:36:22,308
  4646. ANNIE: You've never done yoga?
  4647.  
  4648. 1012
  4649. 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:24,812
  4650. - Okay, wow. (SCOFFS)
  4651. - No?
  4652.  
  4653. 1013
  4654. 00:36:24,814 --> 00:36:26,147
  4655. - Cover me.
  4656. - Show 'em, baby.
  4657.  
  4658. 1014
  4659. 00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:27,647
  4660. - All right. Arms out.
  4661. - Here she comes.
  4662.  
  4663. 1015
  4664. 00:36:27,649 --> 00:36:29,616
  4665. Knees apart if you have
  4666. back problems.
  4667.  
  4668. 1016
  4669. 00:36:29,618 --> 00:36:31,486
  4670. And if you're
  4671. doing it right,
  4672.  
  4673. 1017
  4674. 00:36:31,488 --> 00:36:33,787
  4675. you're really gonna feel that
  4676. lumbar opening up back there.
  4677.  
  4678. 1018
  4679. 00:36:33,789 --> 00:36:35,423
  4680. MAX: Let's put your head down.
  4681.  
  4682. 1019
  4683. 00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:38,125
  4684. Come on. I don't wanna have
  4685. to use this. Okay? (CHUCKLES)
  4686.  
  4687. 1020
  4688. 00:36:38,127 --> 00:36:40,227
  4689. - (GRUNTS)
  4690. - Okay.
  4691.  
  4692. 1021
  4693. 00:36:40,229 --> 00:36:41,495
  4694. Can't you just tell me
  4695. who it was?
  4696.  
  4697. 1022
  4698. 00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:43,229
  4699. I know you, Kev.
  4700. If I tell you,
  4701.  
  4702. 1023
  4703. 00:36:43,231 --> 00:36:44,933
  4704. you'll just obsess
  4705. about it even more.
  4706.  
  4707. 1024
  4708. 00:36:44,935 --> 00:36:46,401
  4709. Okay, fine. How about this?
  4710.  
  4711. 1025
  4712. 00:36:46,403 --> 00:36:48,602
  4713. If I guess it right,
  4714. you tell me.
  4715.  
  4716. 1026
  4717. 00:36:48,604 --> 00:36:49,671
  4718. Fine.
  4719.  
  4720. 1027
  4721. 00:36:49,673 --> 00:36:50,738
  4722. Was it an actor?
  4723.  
  4724. 1028
  4725. 00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:52,105
  4726. Yes. That tower is unstable.
  4727.  
  4728. 1029
  4729. 00:36:52,107 --> 00:36:54,475
  4730. I'm not stable!
  4731. Was he over 40?
  4732.  
  4733. 1030
  4734. 00:36:54,477 --> 00:36:55,743
  4735. Yes. Be careful.
  4736.  
  4737. 1031
  4738. 00:36:55,745 --> 00:36:57,845
  4739. Okay. American?
  4740.  
  4741. 1032
  4742. 00:36:57,847 --> 00:36:59,115
  4743. Yes.
  4744.  
  4745. 1033
  4746. 00:37:01,017 --> 00:37:03,149
  4747. It's Tommy Lee Jones.
  4748.  
  4749. 1034
  4750. 00:37:03,151 --> 00:37:04,687
  4751. What? Ew. No.
  4752.  
  4753. 1035
  4754. 00:37:06,254 --> 00:37:09,055
  4755. Denzel? Was it Denzel?
  4756. Denzel Washington?
  4757.  
  4758. 1036
  4759. 00:37:09,057 --> 00:37:11,158
  4760. It wasn't, unfortunately.
  4761.  
  4762. 1037
  4763. 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,060
  4764. (SIGHS) Thank God.
  4765.  
  4766. 1038
  4767. 00:37:13,062 --> 00:37:14,895
  4768. Um... Be careful.
  4769.  
  4770. 1039
  4771. 00:37:14,897 --> 00:37:17,298
  4772. Oh! Sweet freedom.
  4773.  
  4774. 1040
  4775. 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:18,966
  4776. - Oh, my...
  4777. - (BOTH LAUGHING)
  4778.  
  4779. 1041
  4780. 00:37:18,968 --> 00:37:21,201
  4781. You see, this dumbass thought
  4782. he can keep us locked in here.
  4783.  
  4784. 1042
  4785. 00:37:21,203 --> 00:37:24,238
  4786. But guess what?
  4787. You can't lock us in here!
  4788.  
  4789. 1043
  4790. 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,540
  4791. You see, hate put us in here!
  4792.  
  4793. 1044
  4794. 00:37:26,542 --> 00:37:27,408
  4795. Okay, baby.
  4796.  
  4797. 1045
  4798. 00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:28,942
  4799. But love is gonna bust us out!
  4800.  
  4801. 1046
  4802. 00:37:28,944 --> 00:37:30,479
  4803. - (SCREAMS)
  4804. - Oh, my God!
  4805.  
  4806. 1047
  4807. 00:37:31,046 --> 00:37:32,714
  4808. (GROANING)
  4809.  
  4810. 1048
  4811. 00:37:32,716 --> 00:37:33,881
  4812. Oh, my God!
  4813.  
  4814. 1049
  4815. 00:37:33,883 --> 00:37:35,350
  4816. Kev... Kev, are you okay?
  4817.  
  4818. 1050
  4819. 00:37:35,352 --> 00:37:37,220
  4820. Baby, I fell down.
  4821.  
  4822. 1051
  4823. 00:37:45,562 --> 00:37:47,395
  4824. There it is.
  4825.  
  4826. 1052
  4827. 00:37:47,397 --> 00:37:51,131
  4828. Yes, I'm so glad
  4829. I invited you tonight!
  4830.  
  4831. 1053
  4832. 00:37:51,133 --> 00:37:52,600
  4833. Yeah, me too.
  4834.  
  4835. 1054
  4836. 00:37:52,602 --> 00:37:54,267
  4837. I usually bring these girls
  4838. I wanna sleep with,
  4839.  
  4840. 1055
  4841. 00:37:54,269 --> 00:37:55,636
  4842. and they just suck!
  4843.  
  4844. 1056
  4845. 00:37:55,638 --> 00:37:58,272
  4846. You're like
  4847. a breath of fresh air.
  4848.  
  4849. 1057
  4850. 00:37:58,274 --> 00:38:00,006
  4851. Aw, thanks.
  4852.  
  4853. 1058
  4854. 00:38:00,008 --> 00:38:01,174
  4855. I usually go out with men
  4856.  
  4857. 1059
  4858. 00:38:01,176 --> 00:38:02,377
  4859. I find interesting
  4860. and non-stupid,
  4861.  
  4862. 1060
  4863. 00:38:02,379 --> 00:38:03,877
  4864. so this is a bit new
  4865. for me, too.
  4866.  
  4867. 1061
  4868. 00:38:03,879 --> 00:38:05,082
  4869. Whoa!
  4870.  
  4871. 1062
  4872. 00:38:05,682 --> 00:38:06,546
  4873. Are we cool?
  4874.  
  4875. 1063
  4876. 00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:08,482
  4877. Did I say something wrong?
  4878.  
  4879. 1064
  4880. 00:38:08,484 --> 00:38:09,917
  4881. No.
  4882.  
  4883. 1065
  4884. 00:38:09,919 --> 00:38:12,319
  4885. No, I mean I was wondering why
  4886. you asked me along tonight,
  4887.  
  4888. 1066
  4889. 00:38:12,321 --> 00:38:14,689
  4890. and now I know you
  4891. just needed a ringer, so...
  4892.  
  4893. 1067
  4894. 00:38:14,691 --> 00:38:15,823
  4895. Oh, did you...
  4896.  
  4897. 1068
  4898. 00:38:15,825 --> 00:38:17,558
  4899. You thought this was a date?
  4900. I didn't...
  4901.  
  4902. 1069
  4903. 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,462
  4904. (LAUGHS) No, actually.
  4905. Well, I was hoping it wasn't.
  4906.  
  4907. 1070
  4908. 00:38:21,464 --> 00:38:23,230
  4909. Then why are you
  4910. wearing lipstick?
  4911.  
  4912. 1071
  4913. 00:38:23,232 --> 00:38:24,732
  4914. - I'm not.
  4915. - Yeah, you are.
  4916.  
  4917. 1072
  4918. 00:38:24,734 --> 00:38:26,066
  4919. What are you...
  4920.  
  4921. 1073
  4922. 00:38:26,068 --> 00:38:27,600
  4923. You can't touch
  4924. a girl's mouth.
  4925.  
  4926. 1074
  4927. 00:38:27,602 --> 00:38:29,270
  4928. Why? Are you scared I'm
  4929. gonna smear your lipstick...
  4930.  
  4931. 1075
  4932. 00:38:29,272 --> 00:38:31,138
  4933. Oh, my God! You bit me!
  4934.  
  4935. 1076
  4936. 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,238
  4937. Yeah, and I'll bite you again.
  4938.  
  4939. 1077
  4940. 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,341
  4941. There's lipstick on here.
  4942.  
  4943. 1078
  4944. 00:38:33,343 --> 00:38:34,941
  4945. Oh, shut up!
  4946.  
  4947. 1079
  4948. 00:38:34,943 --> 00:38:37,078
  4949. I see you wiping off
  4950. that date lipstick!
  4951.  
  4952. 1080
  4953. 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,348
  4954. (SARAH SIGHS)
  4955.  
  4956. 1081
  4957. 00:38:39,149 --> 00:38:40,214
  4958. RYAN: Ow!
  4959.  
  4960. 1082
  4961. 00:38:40,216 --> 00:38:42,452
  4962. That really hurt a little bit.
  4963.  
  4964. 1083
  4965. 00:38:43,653 --> 00:38:45,118
  4966. Hello?
  4967.  
  4968. 1084
  4969. 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,187
  4970. Hello?
  4971.  
  4972. 1085
  4973. 00:38:47,189 --> 00:38:48,390
  4974. (KNOCKS ON COUNTER)
  4975.  
  4976. 1086
  4977. 00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,432
  4978. Um, excuse me?
  4979.  
  4980. 1087
  4981. 00:39:00,368 --> 00:39:02,171
  4982. (WHISPERS) Yeah, okay.
  4983.  
  4984. 1088
  4985. 00:39:02,738 --> 00:39:03,805
  4986. Um...
  4987.  
  4988. 1089
  4989. 00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:04,808
  4990. Hello?
  4991.  
  4992. 1090
  4993. 00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:10,746
  4994. (GASPS) Oh, oh! Oh, shit!
  4995.  
  4996. 1091
  4997. 00:39:12,115 --> 00:39:13,379
  4998. (SCREAMS)
  4999.  
  5000. 1092
  5001. 00:39:13,381 --> 00:39:14,650
  5002. - Holy shit!
  5003. - (SCREAMS)
  5004.  
  5005. 1093
  5006. 00:39:15,385 --> 00:39:16,817
  5007. RYAN: My God!
  5008.  
  5009. 1094
  5010. 00:39:16,819 --> 00:39:18,551
  5011. - (RYAN SHOUTS)
  5012. - Come on! Bloody hell!
  5013.  
  5014. 1095
  5015. 00:39:18,553 --> 00:39:20,087
  5016. - RYAN: What?
  5017. - Phew!
  5018.  
  5019. 1096
  5020. 00:39:20,089 --> 00:39:23,390
  5021. You guys scared me so bad.
  5022. What are you doing?
  5023.  
  5024. 1097
  5025. 00:39:23,392 --> 00:39:24,959
  5026. What the fuck is that?
  5027.  
  5028. 1098
  5029. 00:39:24,961 --> 00:39:28,062
  5030. Oh. Well, I just came from
  5031. a six-hour murder mystery
  5032.  
  5033. 1099
  5034. 00:39:28,064 --> 00:39:29,662
  5035. where I played the corpse.
  5036.  
  5037. 1100
  5038. 00:39:29,664 --> 00:39:31,665
  5039. I must have dozed off before
  5040. I had a chance to clean up.
  5041.  
  5042. 1101
  5043. 00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:34,134
  5044. Well, you scared
  5045. the shit out of us.
  5046.  
  5047. 1102
  5048. 00:39:34,136 --> 00:39:35,602
  5049. Really? Thank you.
  5050.  
  5051. 1103
  5052. 00:39:35,604 --> 00:39:37,337
  5053. Actually that means a lot
  5054. 'cause I do my own makeup.
  5055.  
  5056. 1104
  5057. 00:39:37,339 --> 00:39:39,774
  5058. What kind of party
  5059. has a pregnant corpse?
  5060.  
  5061. 1105
  5062. 00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:42,042
  5063. No, I'm actually pregnant,
  5064. this isn't part of it.
  5065.  
  5066. 1106
  5067. 00:39:42,044 --> 00:39:43,111
  5068. This is just...
  5069.  
  5070. 1107
  5071. 00:39:43,113 --> 00:39:44,278
  5072. BOTH: Oh!
  5073.  
  5074. 1108
  5075. 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,312
  5076. - Congrats.
  5077. - WOMAN: Thank you!
  5078.  
  5079. 1109
  5080. 00:39:45,314 --> 00:39:46,714
  5081. (CHUCKLES)
  5082.  
  5083. 1110
  5084. 00:39:46,716 --> 00:39:48,982
  5085. RYAN: Um, we want you
  5086. to give us the final clue
  5087.  
  5088. 1111
  5089. 00:39:48,984 --> 00:39:52,419
  5090. to the murder mystery
  5091. Brooks Davis ordered.
  5092.  
  5093. 1112
  5094. 00:39:52,421 --> 00:39:54,488
  5095. Oh, my gosh.
  5096. But that would ruin the fun.
  5097.  
  5098. 1113
  5099. 00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:57,524
  5100. We don't want the fun.
  5101. We just wanna win.
  5102.  
  5103. 1114
  5104. 00:39:57,526 --> 00:39:59,660
  5105. Yeah, I can't do that.
  5106.  
  5107. 1115
  5108. 00:39:59,662 --> 00:40:00,664
  5109. (SIGHS)
  5110.  
  5111. 1116
  5112. 00:40:10,439 --> 00:40:12,676
  5113. This change your mind?
  5114.  
  5115. 1117
  5116. 00:40:17,647 --> 00:40:18,782
  5117. No.
  5118.  
  5119. 1118
  5120. 00:40:20,115 --> 00:40:21,816
  5121. Don't...
  5122.  
  5123. 1119
  5124. 00:40:21,818 --> 00:40:23,953
  5125. What about this?
  5126.  
  5127. 1120
  5128. 00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:27,857
  5129. (SIGHS)
  5130.  
  5131. 1121
  5132. 00:40:32,127 --> 00:40:33,330
  5133. Mmm.
  5134.  
  5135. 1122
  5136. 00:40:34,464 --> 00:40:35,995
  5137. You drive a hard bargain.
  5138. Okay.
  5139.  
  5140. 1123
  5141. 00:40:35,997 --> 00:40:38,467
  5142. Let's take it up a notch.
  5143.  
  5144. 1124
  5145. 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,442
  5146. (RYAN GRUNTS)
  5147.  
  5148. 1125
  5149. 00:40:51,481 --> 00:40:53,881
  5150. I was hoping I wasn't
  5151. gonna have to dig this deep,
  5152.  
  5153. 1126
  5154. 00:40:53,883 --> 00:40:55,716
  5155. but okay.
  5156.  
  5157. 1127
  5158. 00:40:55,718 --> 00:40:57,787
  5159. Final offer.
  5160.  
  5161. 1128
  5162. 00:41:04,227 --> 00:41:05,658
  5163. You know what?
  5164. It doesn't matter
  5165.  
  5166. 1129
  5167. 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:07,962
  5168. how slowly you slide it over!
  5169.  
  5170. 1130
  5171. 00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:10,564
  5172. Okay? It's $17!
  5173. How much do you want?
  5174.  
  5175. 1131
  5176. 00:41:10,566 --> 00:41:12,366
  5177. Um, I don't know.
  5178. Probably 100.
  5179.  
  5180. 1132
  5181. 00:41:12,368 --> 00:41:13,500
  5182. Give her 100.
  5183.  
  5184. 1133
  5185. 00:41:13,502 --> 00:41:15,305
  5186. (SOFTLY)
  5187. I don't have 100.
  5188.  
  5189. 1134
  5190. 00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:18,308
  5191. How much have you got?
  5192.  
  5193. 1135
  5194. 00:41:18,975 --> 00:41:22,575
  5195. - $17.
  5196. - $17?
  5197.  
  5198. 1136
  5199. 00:41:22,577 --> 00:41:24,546
  5200. You brought $17 out?
  5201.  
  5202. 1137
  5203. 00:41:27,082 --> 00:41:29,116
  5204. - (SARAH SIGHS)
  5205. - Nice!
  5206.  
  5207. 1138
  5208. 00:41:29,118 --> 00:41:30,417
  5209. - Thank you!
  5210. - Cool.
  5211.  
  5212. 1139
  5213. 00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:32,953
  5214. Oh! So you're just
  5215. gonna keep it. I gotcha.
  5216.  
  5217. 1140
  5218. 00:41:32,955 --> 00:41:34,955
  5219. (GROANS) Stay back!
  5220.  
  5221. 1141
  5222. 00:41:34,957 --> 00:41:36,323
  5223. Hey, buddy,
  5224. can you just give us
  5225.  
  5226. 1142
  5227. 00:41:36,325 --> 00:41:37,424
  5228. the answer
  5229. to the second riddle
  5230.  
  5231. 1143
  5232. 00:41:37,426 --> 00:41:38,526
  5233. 'cause we're way behind.
  5234.  
  5235. 1144
  5236. 00:41:38,528 --> 00:41:39,794
  5237. Don't you get it?
  5238.  
  5239. 1145
  5240. 00:41:39,796 --> 00:41:41,462
  5241. That was not
  5242. supposed to happen.
  5243.  
  5244. 1146
  5245. 00:41:41,464 --> 00:41:43,229
  5246. (LOUD BANG)
  5247.  
  5248. 1147
  5249. 00:41:43,231 --> 00:41:45,933
  5250. Oh, what now? You guys already
  5251. did the breaking-in thing.
  5252.  
  5253. 1148
  5254. 00:41:45,935 --> 00:41:48,435
  5255. Shut up! And get on the floor,
  5256. all of you!
  5257.  
  5258. 1149
  5259. 00:41:48,437 --> 00:41:51,939
  5260. Whoa! Ron, you okay?
  5261.  
  5262. 1150
  5263. 00:41:51,941 --> 00:41:53,906
  5264. No, Nathan, I'm not okay.
  5265.  
  5266. 1151
  5267. 00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:56,544
  5268. Two guys came in here
  5269. and attacked me.
  5270.  
  5271. 1152
  5272. 00:41:56,546 --> 00:41:58,379
  5273. - Oh, my God.
  5274. - I know!
  5275.  
  5276. 1153
  5277. 00:41:58,381 --> 00:42:01,082
  5278. And I quit Disney Cruises
  5279. for this bullshit.
  5280.  
  5281. 1154
  5282. 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,250
  5283. RYAN:
  5284. "Look in your jacket pocket."
  5285.  
  5286. 1155
  5287. 00:42:03,252 --> 00:42:05,252
  5288. We can check, but that
  5289. doesn't make any sense.
  5290.  
  5291. 1156
  5292. 00:42:05,254 --> 00:42:06,553
  5293. I'm not wearing a jacket.
  5294.  
  5295. 1157
  5296. 00:42:06,555 --> 00:42:09,223
  5297. Maybe it means a,
  5298. like a book jacket.
  5299.  
  5300. 1158
  5301. 00:42:09,225 --> 00:42:11,591
  5302. Why would a book
  5303. have a jacket?
  5304.  
  5305. 1159
  5306. 00:42:11,593 --> 00:42:12,928
  5307. (PHONE RINGING)
  5308.  
  5309. 1160
  5310. 00:42:13,796 --> 00:42:14,928
  5311. Murder We Wrote.
  5312.  
  5313. 1161
  5314. 00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:16,729
  5315. Glenda, something terrible
  5316. has happened.
  5317.  
  5318. 1162
  5319. 00:42:16,731 --> 00:42:18,564
  5320. - What?
  5321. - Nathan and I showed up for the take away,
  5322.  
  5323. 1163
  5324. 00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:20,468
  5325. and Ron had been attacked.
  5326.  
  5327. 1164
  5328. 00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:23,069
  5329. - Where? At the Brooks Davis house?
  5330. - Yes.
  5331.  
  5332. 1165
  5333. 00:42:23,071 --> 00:42:24,340
  5334. - Huh?
  5335. - What?
  5336.  
  5337. 1166
  5338. 00:42:25,207 --> 00:42:26,741
  5339. Is everyone okay?
  5340.  
  5341. 1167
  5342. 00:42:26,743 --> 00:42:28,642
  5343. RON: No, no.
  5344. I'm not okay, Glenda!
  5345.  
  5346. 1168
  5347. 00:42:28,644 --> 00:42:32,245
  5348. I have a throbbing headache,
  5349. and they took the host!
  5350.  
  5351. 1169
  5352. 00:42:32,247 --> 00:42:33,913
  5353. - Who took him?
  5354. - Kidnappers!
  5355.  
  5356. 1170
  5357. 00:42:33,915 --> 00:42:36,819
  5358. Real ones!
  5359. Dangerous fucking criminals!
  5360.  
  5361. 1171
  5362. 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,123
  5363. - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
  5364. - (ANNIE SINGING ALONG)
  5365.  
  5366. 1172
  5367. 00:42:47,196 --> 00:42:48,629
  5368. ♪ I'm packed and I'm holding
  5369.  
  5370. 1173
  5371. 00:42:48,631 --> 00:42:50,263
  5372. ♪ I'm smiling, she's living,
  5373. she's golden
  5374.  
  5375. 1174
  5376. 00:42:50,265 --> 00:42:51,497
  5377. ♪ She lives for me
  5378.  
  5379. 1175
  5380. 00:42:51,499 --> 00:42:53,000
  5381. - Sing it to the mic.
  5382. - Jesus!
  5383.  
  5384. 1176
  5385. 00:42:53,002 --> 00:42:54,100
  5386. No.
  5387.  
  5388. 1177
  5389. 00:42:54,102 --> 00:42:55,470
  5390. ♪ Her own motivation
  5391.  
  5392. 1178
  5393. 00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:57,904
  5394. ♪ She goes round,
  5395. and she goes down on me
  5396.  
  5397. 1179
  5398. 00:42:57,906 --> 00:42:58,872
  5399. And you, Tats?
  5400.  
  5401. 1180
  5402. 00:42:58,874 --> 00:43:02,008
  5403. You got something to say?
  5404. No? Boop.
  5405.  
  5406. 1181
  5407. 00:43:02,010 --> 00:43:03,176
  5408. ♪ Coming over you
  5409.  
  5410. 1182
  5411. 00:43:03,178 --> 00:43:04,877
  5412. ♪ Keep on smiling,
  5413. what we go through
  5414.  
  5415. 1183
  5416. 00:43:04,879 --> 00:43:07,180
  5417. ♪ One stop to the rhythm
  5418. that divides you ♪
  5419.  
  5420. 1184
  5421. 00:43:07,182 --> 00:43:10,517
  5422. I see you eyeing that,
  5423. Ponytail. Not on my watch!
  5424.  
  5425. 1185
  5426. 00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:12,586
  5427. Bingo! Bingo! I got 'em, baby.
  5428. Let's do this.
  5429.  
  5430. 1186
  5431. 00:43:12,588 --> 00:43:15,057
  5432. Yes! Okay.
  5433.  
  5434. 1187
  5435. 00:43:16,559 --> 00:43:17,959
  5436. Hey, hey, Brooks!
  5437.  
  5438. 1188
  5439. 00:43:17,961 --> 00:43:20,394
  5440. - Guess who it is!
  5441. - ANNIE: Oh!
  5442.  
  5443. 1189
  5444. 00:43:20,396 --> 00:43:23,397
  5445. - Ready? Hello!
  5446. - (MUFFLED SPEECH)
  5447.  
  5448. 1190
  5449. 00:43:23,399 --> 00:43:25,232
  5450. - Look at that face!
  5451. - Oh, shit.
  5452.  
  5453. 1191
  5454. 00:43:25,234 --> 00:43:27,533
  5455. - You did not expect us this early, did ya?
  5456. - That is priceless!
  5457.  
  5458. 1192
  5459. 00:43:27,535 --> 00:43:28,736
  5460. I've gotta capture
  5461. this moment.
  5462.  
  5463. 1193
  5464. 00:43:28,738 --> 00:43:30,004
  5465. Honey, get in there.
  5466.  
  5467. 1194
  5468. 00:43:30,006 --> 00:43:31,872
  5469. We'll take a quick
  5470. little selfie here
  5471.  
  5472. 1195
  5473. 00:43:31,874 --> 00:43:34,841
  5474. and send it off to the losers.
  5475. One, two, three.
  5476.  
  5477. 1196
  5478. 00:43:34,843 --> 00:43:35,910
  5479. Cheese!
  5480.  
  5481. 1197
  5482. 00:43:35,912 --> 00:43:37,044
  5483. - Ha!
  5484. - (CELL PHONE RINGING)
  5485.  
  5486. 1198
  5487. 00:43:37,046 --> 00:43:38,712
  5488. Perfect.
  5489. Oh, speak of the devil.
  5490.  
  5491. 1199
  5492. 00:43:38,714 --> 00:43:40,480
  5493. There's Ryan now, probably
  5494. calling begging for help.
  5495.  
  5496. 1200
  5497. 00:43:40,482 --> 00:43:41,647
  5498. - ANNIE: Ugh!
  5499. - Ignore.
  5500.  
  5501. 1201
  5502. 00:43:41,649 --> 00:43:43,750
  5503. This is not a game, Max!
  5504.  
  5505. 1202
  5506. 00:43:43,752 --> 00:43:47,020
  5507. Jesus! Guys,
  5508. it's a wrap in here, okay?
  5509.  
  5510. 1203
  5511. 00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:48,321
  5512. Show's over!
  5513.  
  5514. 1204
  5515. 00:43:48,323 --> 00:43:50,189
  5516. Listen, I'm not a venture
  5517. capitalist. I'm a smuggler!
  5518.  
  5519. 1205
  5520. 00:43:50,191 --> 00:43:51,459
  5521. BOTH: A smuggler?
  5522.  
  5523. 1206
  5524. 00:43:51,461 --> 00:43:52,892
  5525. BROOKS: Yeah,
  5526. I made a mistake.
  5527.  
  5528. 1207
  5529. 00:43:52,894 --> 00:43:54,495
  5530. I sold The Bulgarian's egg
  5531. to a different guy.
  5532.  
  5533. 1208
  5534. 00:43:54,497 --> 00:43:56,196
  5535. And I have to get it back
  5536. to him, or he's gonna kill me!
  5537.  
  5538. 1209
  5539. 00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:57,598
  5540. "The Bulgarian's egg"?
  5541.  
  5542. 1210
  5543. 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,098
  5544. Wasn't that the third
  5545. Harry Potter book?
  5546.  
  5547. 1211
  5548. 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,267
  5549. Wait, I'm confused.
  5550.  
  5551. 1212
  5552. 00:44:00,269 --> 00:44:01,567
  5553. So this isn't the end
  5554. of this whole thing?
  5555.  
  5556. 1213
  5557. 00:44:01,569 --> 00:44:02,970
  5558. No, it is the end, okay?
  5559.  
  5560. 1214
  5561. 00:44:02,972 --> 00:44:04,770
  5562. You said, whoever catches you
  5563. gets the car.
  5564.  
  5565. 1215
  5566. 00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:07,040
  5567. We found you, we get the car.
  5568. Game over.
  5569.  
  5570. 1216
  5571. 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,276
  5572. No! I'm telling you!
  5573. This is all real!
  5574.  
  5575. 1217
  5576. 00:44:09,278 --> 00:44:10,977
  5577. MAX: The shitty actors
  5578. are real? Come on.
  5579.  
  5580. 1218
  5581. 00:44:10,979 --> 00:44:13,279
  5582. How about that ridiculous
  5583. fight? Was that real?
  5584.  
  5585. 1219
  5586. 00:44:13,281 --> 00:44:14,580
  5587. Is this gun real?
  5588.  
  5589. 1220
  5590. 00:44:14,582 --> 00:44:15,716
  5591. Oh, no, Annie!
  5592.  
  5593. 1221
  5594. 00:44:15,718 --> 00:44:18,151
  5595. Oh, no. Oh, no.
  5596. Bang, bang.
  5597.  
  5598. 1222
  5599. 00:44:18,153 --> 00:44:19,488
  5600. (ANNIE SCREAMS)
  5601.  
  5602. 1223
  5603. 00:44:20,122 --> 00:44:21,124
  5604. Ow!
  5605.  
  5606. 1224
  5607. 00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:23,357
  5608. (GASPS)
  5609.  
  5610. 1225
  5611. 00:44:23,359 --> 00:44:24,561
  5612. (BANGING ON DOOR)
  5613.  
  5614. 1226
  5615. 00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:30,763
  5616. Blood!
  5617.  
  5618. 1227
  5619. 00:44:30,765 --> 00:44:33,566
  5620. Oh, my God! I shot you!
  5621.  
  5622. 1228
  5623. 00:44:33,568 --> 00:44:35,002
  5624. You fucking shot me!
  5625.  
  5626. 1229
  5627. 00:44:35,004 --> 00:44:37,104
  5628. Cut me loose
  5629. before we all get shot!
  5630.  
  5631. 1230
  5632. 00:44:37,106 --> 00:44:38,037
  5633. Come on, untie me!
  5634.  
  5635. 1231
  5636. 00:44:38,039 --> 00:44:39,372
  5637. - Get me out of here!
  5638. - Oh, God!
  5639.  
  5640. 1232
  5641. 00:44:39,374 --> 00:44:41,107
  5642. (ALL YELLING)
  5643.  
  5644. 1233
  5645. 00:44:41,109 --> 00:44:42,475
  5646. Help me. Help!
  5647.  
  5648. 1234
  5649. 00:44:42,477 --> 00:44:43,743
  5650. Oh, my God!
  5651.  
  5652. 1235
  5653. 00:44:43,745 --> 00:44:44,877
  5654. BROOKS: Go out! Go, go, go!
  5655.  
  5656. 1236
  5657. 00:44:44,879 --> 00:44:46,312
  5658. What the fuck
  5659. did you do to me?
  5660.  
  5661. 1237
  5662. 00:44:46,314 --> 00:44:48,415
  5663. - Come on, come on, come on.
  5664. - MAX: God damn it!
  5665.  
  5666. 1238
  5667. 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:49,750
  5668. - Hey!
  5669. - Where are the guns?
  5670.  
  5671. 1239
  5672. 00:44:49,752 --> 00:44:51,087
  5673. - Here, here!
  5674. - Go!
  5675.  
  5676. 1240
  5677. 00:44:52,455 --> 00:44:53,587
  5678. You shot me.
  5679.  
  5680. 1241
  5681. 00:44:53,589 --> 00:44:55,154
  5682. I know, I feel terrible.
  5683.  
  5684. 1242
  5685. 00:44:55,156 --> 00:44:56,589
  5686. - KIDNAPPER: Come on, man!
  5687. - Go! Go, go!
  5688.  
  5689. 1243
  5690. 00:44:56,591 --> 00:44:57,658
  5691. - (HORN BLARING)
  5692. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  5693.  
  5694. 1244
  5695. 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,091
  5696. KIDNAPPER: Come on, bitch!
  5697.  
  5698. 1245
  5699. 00:44:59,093 --> 00:45:00,660
  5700. - ANNIE: Oh, my God!
  5701. - KIDNAPPER 2: Move your ass!
  5702.  
  5703. 1246
  5704. 00:45:00,662 --> 00:45:02,328
  5705. - ANNIE: Honey, get in!
  5706. - KIDNAPPER 2: Go, go!
  5707.  
  5708. 1247
  5709. 00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:03,732
  5710. BROOKS: Go, go, go!
  5711.  
  5712. 1248
  5713. 00:45:04,732 --> 00:45:06,568
  5714. MAX: Holy shit!
  5715.  
  5716. 1249
  5717. 00:45:07,569 --> 00:45:10,872
  5718. Hold up!
  5719. Hold up, motherfucker!
  5720.  
  5721. 1250
  5722. 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:11,805
  5723. (SCREAMS)
  5724.  
  5725. 1251
  5726. 00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:14,042
  5727. - God damn it!
  5728. - Man, come on!
  5729.  
  5730. 1252
  5731. 00:45:15,611 --> 00:45:18,044
  5732. Brooks, what the fuck is going
  5733. on with you? Start talking!
  5734.  
  5735. 1253
  5736. 00:45:18,046 --> 00:45:20,546
  5737. I've lied to you and
  5738. the family about what I do.
  5739.  
  5740. 1254
  5741. 00:45:20,548 --> 00:45:22,582
  5742. I buy and I sell illegal shit
  5743.  
  5744. 1255
  5745. 00:45:22,584 --> 00:45:23,750
  5746. for people
  5747. on the black market.
  5748.  
  5749. 1256
  5750. 00:45:23,752 --> 00:45:24,984
  5751. Really?
  5752. So you're a criminal?
  5753.  
  5754. 1257
  5755. 00:45:24,986 --> 00:45:26,222
  5756. Oh, my God!
  5757. They're following us!
  5758.  
  5759. 1258
  5760. 00:45:27,856 --> 00:45:29,490
  5761. But I made a mistake
  5762. because there's this guy,
  5763.  
  5764. 1259
  5765. 00:45:29,492 --> 00:45:31,091
  5766. they call him The Bulgarian.
  5767.  
  5768. 1260
  5769. 00:45:31,093 --> 00:45:32,926
  5770. He's got his fingers in all
  5771. these pies around the world.
  5772.  
  5773. 1261
  5774. 00:45:32,928 --> 00:45:34,928
  5775. - What kind of pies?
  5776. - Illegal pies, Max.
  5777.  
  5778. 1262
  5779. 00:45:34,930 --> 00:45:36,662
  5780. You know, the kind of pies
  5781. that have heroin in 'em
  5782.  
  5783. 1263
  5784. 00:45:36,664 --> 00:45:37,830
  5785. and guns and sex slaves.
  5786.  
  5787. 1264
  5788. 00:45:37,832 --> 00:45:39,433
  5789. You know,
  5790. all that kind of stuff.
  5791.  
  5792. 1265
  5793. 00:45:39,435 --> 00:45:41,734
  5794. But he just wanted me to help
  5795. him find this Faberge egg.
  5796.  
  5797. 1266
  5798. 00:45:41,736 --> 00:45:44,104
  5799. Fuck that! Faberge egg?
  5800.  
  5801. 1267
  5802. 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:45,805
  5803. - Are you kidding me?
  5804. - No, I'm serious.
  5805.  
  5806. 1268
  5807. 00:45:45,807 --> 00:45:47,441
  5808. And I found it!
  5809.  
  5810. 1269
  5811. 00:45:47,443 --> 00:45:49,442
  5812. But then there was this other
  5813. guy, this Marlon Freeman.
  5814.  
  5815. 1270
  5816. 00:45:49,444 --> 00:45:51,444
  5817. He's willing to pay twice
  5818. as much for the same egg.
  5819.  
  5820. 1271
  5821. 00:45:51,446 --> 00:45:53,214
  5822. So what? So you screwed over
  5823. the Bulgarian guy,
  5824.  
  5825. 1272
  5826. 00:45:53,216 --> 00:45:55,015
  5827. and those fellows behind us
  5828. work for him,
  5829.  
  5830. 1273
  5831. 00:45:55,017 --> 00:45:56,383
  5832. and they just happen to crash
  5833. your murder mystery party?
  5834.  
  5835. 1274
  5836. 00:45:56,385 --> 00:46:00,187
  5837. I know, right?
  5838. What are the odds of that?
  5839.  
  5840. 1275
  5841. 00:46:00,189 --> 00:46:01,857
  5842. - Oh, too close, too close!
  5843. - Careful, careful!
  5844.  
  5845. 1276
  5846. 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:05,225
  5847. Watch out! Watch out!
  5848.  
  5849. 1277
  5850. 00:46:05,227 --> 00:46:06,229
  5851. Oh, oh!
  5852.  
  5853. 1278
  5854. 00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:10,096
  5855. - Shit!
  5856. - Sorry! You okay?
  5857.  
  5858. 1279
  5859. 00:46:10,098 --> 00:46:11,397
  5860. - Yeah, I'm all right.
  5861. - Okay.
  5862.  
  5863. 1280
  5864. 00:46:11,399 --> 00:46:12,633
  5865. We need to go to the cops now!
  5866.  
  5867. 1281
  5868. 00:46:12,635 --> 00:46:13,868
  5869. - Yeah, right now! Let's go!
  5870. - No!
  5871.  
  5872. 1282
  5873. 00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:15,136
  5874. - We can't go to the cops!
  5875. - MAX: Why?
  5876.  
  5877. 1283
  5878. 00:46:15,138 --> 00:46:16,636
  5879. The Bulgarian's got
  5880. a ton of moles.
  5881.  
  5882. 1284
  5883. 00:46:16,638 --> 00:46:17,906
  5884. On his face?
  5885.  
  5886. 1285
  5887. 00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:21,042
  5888. No, in the police department.
  5889.  
  5890. 1286
  5891. 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:22,312
  5892. Look out!
  5893.  
  5894. 1287
  5895. 00:46:23,611 --> 00:46:25,113
  5896. - Careful!
  5897. - (HORNS BLARING)
  5898.  
  5899. 1288
  5900. 00:46:29,584 --> 00:46:31,119
  5901. Oh, my God!
  5902. This is insane!
  5903.  
  5904. 1289
  5905. 00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,567
  5906. If you call the cops, I'll be
  5907. dead before I get to jail.
  5908.  
  5909. 1290
  5910. 00:46:47,569 --> 00:46:49,502
  5911. Why don't we just get a hold
  5912. of this Marlon Freeman guy
  5913.  
  5914. 1291
  5915. 00:46:49,504 --> 00:46:51,270
  5916. and buy the egg back from him?
  5917.  
  5918. 1292
  5919. 00:46:51,272 --> 00:46:52,908
  5920. I couldn't find him if I wanted to.
  5921. That name's an alias.
  5922.  
  5923. 1293
  5924. 00:46:56,711 --> 00:46:58,013
  5925. - Gun, gun, gun! Duck!
  5926. - Oh, oh...
  5927.  
  5928. 1294
  5929. 00:47:08,256 --> 00:47:10,424
  5930. Okay, these guys are not
  5931. stopping. What do we do?
  5932.  
  5933. 1295
  5934. 00:47:10,426 --> 00:47:13,826
  5935. They're not gonna stop
  5936. until they get me.
  5937.  
  5938. 1296
  5939. 00:47:13,828 --> 00:47:16,662
  5940. I'm sorry I dragged
  5941. you guys into this.
  5942.  
  5943. 1297
  5944. 00:47:16,664 --> 00:47:19,034
  5945. I'm sorry for a lot of things.
  5946.  
  5947. 1298
  5948. 00:47:21,269 --> 00:47:23,105
  5949. - Hey! What are you doing?
  5950. - What is he doing?
  5951.  
  5952. 1299
  5953. 00:47:24,372 --> 00:47:26,740
  5954. - I love you, Max!
  5955. - Brooks, don't be an idiot!
  5956.  
  5957. 1300
  5958. 00:47:26,742 --> 00:47:27,944
  5959. (GRUNTING)
  5960.  
  5961. 1301
  5962. 00:47:29,010 --> 00:47:30,213
  5963. MAX: Stop the car!
  5964.  
  5965. 1302
  5966. 00:47:36,718 --> 00:47:38,819
  5967. (BROOKS GROANING)
  5968.  
  5969. 1303
  5970. 00:47:38,821 --> 00:47:41,391
  5971. - Shit! Go, go, go!
  5972. - Okay, okay, okay!
  5973.  
  5974. 1304
  5975. 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,959
  5976. Fuck! What are we gonna do?
  5977. They're gonna kill my brother.
  5978.  
  5979. 1305
  5980. 00:47:46,961 --> 00:47:48,828
  5981. Oh, Annie, I feel faint.
  5982. I'm gonna pass out.
  5983.  
  5984. 1306
  5985. 00:47:48,830 --> 00:47:50,796
  5986. Oh, honey, we'll get you
  5987. to a hospital, okay?
  5988.  
  5989. 1307
  5990. 00:47:50,798 --> 00:47:52,165
  5991. No, no, no! No hospitals.
  5992.  
  5993. 1308
  5994. 00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:53,633
  5995. This is a gunshot wound,
  5996. they'll call the cops.
  5997.  
  5998. 1309
  5999. 00:47:53,635 --> 00:47:54,801
  6000. Shit, shit! Okay.
  6001.  
  6002. 1310
  6003. 00:47:54,803 --> 00:47:58,171
  6004. So, we go
  6005. to a mob doctor, right?
  6006.  
  6007. 1311
  6008. 00:47:58,173 --> 00:47:59,772
  6009. Do you know one of those,
  6010. sweetheart?
  6011.  
  6012. 1312
  6013. 00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:01,274
  6014. - No.
  6015. - No.
  6016.  
  6017. 1313
  6018. 00:48:01,276 --> 00:48:03,877
  6019. What about a veterinarian
  6020. that works for the mob?
  6021.  
  6022. 1314
  6023. 00:48:03,879 --> 00:48:05,578
  6024. - You know one of those?
  6025. - No.
  6026.  
  6027. 1315
  6028. 00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:07,214
  6029. Come on. Why are you pitching
  6030. all the mob stuff?
  6031.  
  6032. 1316
  6033. 00:48:07,216 --> 00:48:08,549
  6034. Because I'm losing
  6035. my shit here!
  6036.  
  6037. 1317
  6038. 00:48:08,551 --> 00:48:09,649
  6039. I get it.
  6040.  
  6041. 1318
  6042. 00:48:09,651 --> 00:48:10,783
  6043. You're gonna have to do it.
  6044.  
  6045. 1319
  6046. 00:48:10,785 --> 00:48:12,086
  6047. - What?
  6048. - Yup.
  6049.  
  6050. 1320
  6051. 00:48:12,088 --> 00:48:13,319
  6052. You're gonna have
  6053. to take the bullet out.
  6054.  
  6055. 1321
  6056. 00:48:13,321 --> 00:48:14,520
  6057. I don't wanna do it.
  6058.  
  6059. 1322
  6060. 00:48:14,522 --> 00:48:15,855
  6061. You think I want you
  6062. to take the bullet out?
  6063.  
  6064. 1323
  6065. 00:48:15,857 --> 00:48:16,890
  6066. I've seen you try
  6067. to cut a chicken.
  6068.  
  6069. 1324
  6070. 00:48:16,892 --> 00:48:18,225
  6071. We have no other option.
  6072.  
  6073. 1325
  6074. 00:48:18,227 --> 00:48:20,694
  6075. (TEARFULLY) Oh, my God!
  6076. This is so bad!
  6077.  
  6078. 1326
  6079. 00:48:20,696 --> 00:48:22,331
  6080. I hate game night!
  6081.  
  6082. 1327
  6083. 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,836
  6084. - Thank you!
  6085. - (CELL PHONE RINGING)
  6086.  
  6087. 1328
  6088. 00:48:28,569 --> 00:48:29,970
  6089. Hey!
  6090.  
  6091. 1329
  6092. 00:48:29,972 --> 00:48:31,470
  6093. Oh, thank God. Listen, Annie.
  6094. It's all real.
  6095.  
  6096. 1330
  6097. 00:48:31,472 --> 00:48:32,805
  6098. Oh, no, I know.
  6099.  
  6100. 1331
  6101. 00:48:32,807 --> 00:48:34,506
  6102. Brooks is caught up
  6103. in something and...
  6104.  
  6105. 1332
  6106. 00:48:34,508 --> 00:48:36,008
  6107. Okay, where are you guys?
  6108.  
  6109. 1333
  6110. 00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:37,410
  6111. We're all at Brooks's.
  6112. We need to talk to the cops.
  6113.  
  6114. 1334
  6115. 00:48:37,412 --> 00:48:39,814
  6116. No! No, no, no!
  6117. Do not talk to the cops!
  6118.  
  6119. 1335
  6120. 00:48:39,816 --> 00:48:41,048
  6121. What? Why? What's going on?
  6122.  
  6123. 1336
  6124. 00:48:41,050 --> 00:48:42,482
  6125. - Are you guys okay?
  6126. - Yeah, yeah.
  6127.  
  6128. 1337
  6129. 00:48:42,484 --> 00:48:44,819
  6130. We're fine, we're fine.
  6131. I shot Max, but he's fine.
  6132.  
  6133. 1338
  6134. 00:48:44,821 --> 00:48:46,153
  6135. What?
  6136.  
  6137. 1339
  6138. 00:48:46,155 --> 00:48:47,520
  6139. Look. We will meet you
  6140. back at our house.
  6141.  
  6142. 1340
  6143. 00:48:47,522 --> 00:48:49,189
  6144. Whatever you do,
  6145. do not tell the cops anything.
  6146.  
  6147. 1341
  6148. 00:48:49,191 --> 00:48:51,493
  6149. Brooks's life depends on it.
  6150.  
  6151. 1342
  6152. 00:48:56,365 --> 00:48:57,832
  6153. - Hey.
  6154. - MAX: Hi.
  6155.  
  6156. 1343
  6157. 00:48:57,834 --> 00:48:59,066
  6158. Okay.
  6159.  
  6160. 1344
  6161. 00:48:59,068 --> 00:49:00,433
  6162. I got a bunch of stuff.
  6163.  
  6164. 1345
  6165. 00:49:00,435 --> 00:49:02,002
  6166. Yeah.
  6167.  
  6168. 1346
  6169. 00:49:02,004 --> 00:49:04,037
  6170. Pocket knife. Tweezers.
  6171.  
  6172. 1347
  6173. 00:49:04,039 --> 00:49:05,406
  6174. Sewing kit. Gauze.
  6175.  
  6176. 1348
  6177. 00:49:05,408 --> 00:49:07,174
  6178. Good, good. All right.
  6179. Wow, you did great!
  6180.  
  6181. 1349
  6182. 00:49:07,176 --> 00:49:09,776
  6183. Yeah. And they didn't
  6184. have rubbing alcohol.
  6185.  
  6186. 1350
  6187. 00:49:09,778 --> 00:49:11,176
  6188. And they don't sell
  6189. hard liquor,
  6190.  
  6191. 1351
  6192. 00:49:11,178 --> 00:49:12,812
  6193. so I got you
  6194. this lovely Chard.
  6195.  
  6196. 1352
  6197. 00:49:12,814 --> 00:49:15,048
  6198. Good idea.
  6199. Way to pivot, yep. Good girl.
  6200.  
  6201. 1353
  6202. 00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:17,383
  6203. What else did you get?
  6204. More good stuff?
  6205.  
  6206. 1354
  6207. 00:49:17,385 --> 00:49:19,852
  6208. What is helpful in
  6209. Country Living?
  6210.  
  6211. 1355
  6212. 00:49:19,854 --> 00:49:21,421
  6213. Oh, that's for later.
  6214.  
  6215. 1356
  6216. 00:49:21,423 --> 00:49:23,656
  6217. There's a corn chowder recipe
  6218. that looks really good.
  6219.  
  6220. 1357
  6221. 00:49:23,658 --> 00:49:25,926
  6222. - You love corn chowder, huh?
  6223. - Sweet. I do, yeah.
  6224.  
  6225. 1358
  6226. 00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:26,993
  6227. - That'll cheer you up.
  6228. - Thank you.
  6229.  
  6230. 1359
  6231. 00:49:26,995 --> 00:49:28,462
  6232. Okay. And then, a squeaky toy.
  6233.  
  6234. 1360
  6235. 00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:30,062
  6236. - Huh.
  6237. - For your mouth.
  6238.  
  6239. 1361
  6240. 00:49:30,064 --> 00:49:31,397
  6241. - For the pain.
  6242. - Mmm-hmm.
  6243.  
  6244. 1362
  6245. 00:49:31,399 --> 00:49:33,000
  6246. Okay. Well, hopefully
  6247. I won't need this.
  6248.  
  6249. 1363
  6250. 00:49:33,002 --> 00:49:35,002
  6251. - Okay, let's see this bad boy.
  6252. - All right.
  6253.  
  6254. 1364
  6255. 00:49:35,004 --> 00:49:36,203
  6256. Yeah, careful.
  6257.  
  6258. 1365
  6259. 00:49:36,205 --> 00:49:37,904
  6260. - Okay.
  6261. - All right.
  6262.  
  6263. 1366
  6264. 00:49:37,906 --> 00:49:39,004
  6265. - (ANNIE INHALES SHARPLY)
  6266. - (MAX GROANS)
  6267.  
  6268. 1367
  6269. 00:49:39,006 --> 00:49:40,439
  6270. - Okay.
  6271. - Okay.
  6272.  
  6273. 1368
  6274. 00:49:40,441 --> 00:49:42,075
  6275. - We're gonna push past it.
  6276. - No problem. No problem.
  6277.  
  6278. 1369
  6279. 00:49:42,077 --> 00:49:43,377
  6280. - We'll get the bullet out.
  6281. - Let's just google.
  6282.  
  6283. 1370
  6284. 00:49:43,379 --> 00:49:45,011
  6285. Honey, can you return
  6286. the text later?
  6287.  
  6288. 1371
  6289. 00:49:45,013 --> 00:49:45,879
  6290. This is instructions
  6291. on how to remove a bullet.
  6292.  
  6293. 1372
  6294. 00:49:45,881 --> 00:49:47,046
  6295. Oh, sorry.
  6296.  
  6297. 1373
  6298. 00:49:47,048 --> 00:49:48,381
  6299. It's an alt-right
  6300. militia website,
  6301.  
  6302. 1374
  6303. 00:49:48,383 --> 00:49:50,283
  6304. so I'm just gonna ignore
  6305. the racist stuff.
  6306.  
  6307. 1375
  6308. 00:49:50,285 --> 00:49:51,618
  6309. - Good. Good, good.
  6310. - Yeah?
  6311.  
  6312. 1376
  6313. 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:53,520
  6314. Okay. "Step one,
  6315. sterile gloves."
  6316.  
  6317. 1377
  6318. 00:49:53,522 --> 00:49:54,788
  6319. Check!
  6320.  
  6321. 1378
  6322. 00:49:54,790 --> 00:49:56,089
  6323. We're doing
  6324. the best we can, right?
  6325.  
  6326. 1379
  6327. 00:49:56,091 --> 00:49:57,857
  6328. Okay. Yeah. We're getting by.
  6329.  
  6330. 1380
  6331. 00:49:57,859 --> 00:49:59,225
  6332. "Step two."
  6333.  
  6334. 1381
  6335. 00:49:59,227 --> 00:50:02,263
  6336. Um... Okay.
  6337. "Disinfect wound."
  6338.  
  6339. 1382
  6340. 00:50:02,265 --> 00:50:04,564
  6341. Right, yeah.
  6342. That's gonna sting, isn't it?
  6343.  
  6344. 1383
  6345. 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,765
  6346. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
  6347.  
  6348. 1384
  6349. 00:50:05,767 --> 00:50:07,332
  6350. - Let's do it.
  6351. - Okay?
  6352.  
  6353. 1385
  6354. 00:50:07,334 --> 00:50:09,069
  6355. - (MUFFLED GROANS)
  6356. - (TOY SQUEAKING)
  6357.  
  6358. 1386
  6359. 00:50:09,071 --> 00:50:11,571
  6360. That smarts, huh?
  6361.  
  6362. 1387
  6363. 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:13,173
  6364. - Yeah.
  6365. - (WHIMPERS)
  6366.  
  6367. 1388
  6368. 00:50:13,175 --> 00:50:15,508
  6369. Gonna administer anesthetic.
  6370.  
  6371. 1389
  6372. 00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:16,442
  6373. We don't have that.
  6374.  
  6375. 1390
  6376. 00:50:16,444 --> 00:50:18,044
  6377. Just gonna skip that one.
  6378. Okay.
  6379.  
  6380. 1391
  6381. 00:50:18,046 --> 00:50:19,345
  6382. "Step four, apply pressure
  6383. above the wound."
  6384.  
  6385. 1392
  6386. 00:50:19,347 --> 00:50:21,381
  6387. Here, you squeeze that there.
  6388.  
  6389. 1393
  6390. 00:50:21,383 --> 00:50:22,982
  6391. - I got it.
  6392. - Great. Thank you.
  6393.  
  6394. 1394
  6395. 00:50:22,984 --> 00:50:25,285
  6396. We're just gonna make
  6397. two tiny incisions...
  6398.  
  6399. 1395
  6400. 00:50:25,287 --> 00:50:26,218
  6401. Oh, my God.
  6402.  
  6403. 1396
  6404. 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:27,421
  6405. On either side
  6406. of the wound.
  6407.  
  6408. 1397
  6409. 00:50:27,423 --> 00:50:29,423
  6410. Easy-peasy.
  6411.  
  6412. 1398
  6413. 00:50:29,425 --> 00:50:30,656
  6414. This is fun, huh?
  6415.  
  6416. 1399
  6417. 00:50:30,658 --> 00:50:32,424
  6418. - Are you having fun?
  6419. - No.
  6420.  
  6421. 1400
  6422. 00:50:32,426 --> 00:50:33,926
  6423. - Let's get the bullet.
  6424. - Okay. Here we go.
  6425.  
  6426. 1401
  6427. 00:50:33,928 --> 00:50:35,229
  6428. Let's get in there and get it.
  6429.  
  6430. 1402
  6431. 00:50:35,231 --> 00:50:36,863
  6432. Nice and small,
  6433. nice and small, baby.
  6434.  
  6435. 1403
  6436. 00:50:36,865 --> 00:50:38,564
  6437. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Tiny, teeny.
  6438.  
  6439. 1404
  6440. 00:50:38,566 --> 00:50:39,568
  6441. (TOY SQUEAKING)
  6442.  
  6443. 1405
  6444. 00:50:42,171 --> 00:50:44,738
  6445. That's not small.
  6446. That's really big!
  6447.  
  6448. 1406
  6449. 00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:46,272
  6450. So big?
  6451.  
  6452. 1407
  6453. 00:50:46,274 --> 00:50:47,941
  6454. Way too big, baby. It's
  6455. a bullet, not a grapefruit.
  6456.  
  6457. 1408
  6458. 00:50:47,943 --> 00:50:50,176
  6459. I'm sorry! I'm sorry. This is
  6460. my first time. I don't know...
  6461.  
  6462. 1409
  6463. 00:50:50,178 --> 00:50:51,879
  6464. Oh, there's so much blood.
  6465.  
  6466. 1410
  6467. 00:50:51,881 --> 00:50:53,147
  6468. (GAGGING)
  6469.  
  6470. 1411
  6471. 00:50:53,149 --> 00:50:54,814
  6472. No, no.
  6473. Don't you start doing that.
  6474.  
  6475. 1412
  6476. 00:50:54,816 --> 00:50:56,450
  6477. No, you're gonna make...
  6478. (GAGS)
  6479.  
  6480. 1413
  6481. 00:50:56,452 --> 00:50:58,453
  6482. (BOTH GAGGING)
  6483.  
  6484. 1414
  6485. 00:50:59,321 --> 00:51:00,687
  6486. - I'm sorry.
  6487. - Stop it.
  6488.  
  6489. 1415
  6490. 00:51:00,689 --> 00:51:02,288
  6491. I'm looking at you
  6492. and you're making me...
  6493.  
  6494. 1416
  6495. 00:51:02,290 --> 00:51:03,689
  6496. Well, don't look at me.
  6497. I won't look at it.
  6498.  
  6499. 1417
  6500. 00:51:03,691 --> 00:51:05,691
  6501. - Push through. Let's go.
  6502. - Okay. All right, okay.
  6503.  
  6504. 1418
  6505. 00:51:05,693 --> 00:51:07,227
  6506. - No more cutting.
  6507. - Oh, shit.
  6508.  
  6509. 1419
  6510. 00:51:07,229 --> 00:51:08,160
  6511. Just get the tweezers
  6512. and get the bullet out, baby.
  6513.  
  6514. 1420
  6515. 00:51:08,162 --> 00:51:09,162
  6516. Shit, shit, shit. Um...
  6517.  
  6518. 1421
  6519. 00:51:09,164 --> 00:51:10,229
  6520. What? What happened?
  6521.  
  6522. 1422
  6523. 00:51:10,231 --> 00:51:11,497
  6524. Phone went to sleep.
  6525.  
  6526. 1423
  6527. 00:51:11,499 --> 00:51:13,100
  6528. You gotta set it
  6529. so that thing stays on.
  6530.  
  6531. 1424
  6532. 00:51:13,102 --> 00:51:14,368
  6533. - No. My phone doesn't do that.
  6534. - Sure it does.
  6535.  
  6536. 1425
  6537. 00:51:14,370 --> 00:51:16,169
  6538. Same phone as mine.
  6539. Just change it.
  6540.  
  6541. 1426
  6542. 00:51:16,171 --> 00:51:17,638
  6543. Just gonna touch it with my nose
  6544. every 30 seconds. It's fine.
  6545.  
  6546. 1427
  6547. 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,872
  6548. Don't be afraid of your phone.
  6549.  
  6550. 1428
  6551. 00:51:18,874 --> 00:51:20,140
  6552. Get in there,
  6553. go to the settings,
  6554.  
  6555. 1429
  6556. 00:51:20,142 --> 00:51:21,408
  6557. go to display
  6558. and change the timing
  6559.  
  6560. 1430
  6561. 00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:22,442
  6562. so that it doesn't revert
  6563. to sleep mode.
  6564.  
  6565. 1431
  6566. 00:51:22,444 --> 00:51:23,743
  6567. - Revert?
  6568. - Yeah.
  6569.  
  6570. 1432
  6571. 00:51:23,745 --> 00:51:25,278
  6572. What are you, Steve Jobs?
  6573. I'm not reverting anything.
  6574.  
  6575. 1433
  6576. 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,212
  6577. I'm just not afraid
  6578. of my phone, honey.
  6579.  
  6580. 1434
  6581. 00:51:26,214 --> 00:51:27,546
  6582. It's so fucking simple.
  6583.  
  6584. 1435
  6585. 00:51:27,548 --> 00:51:29,415
  6586. Shh! Quiet.
  6587. I know what I'm doing, okay?
  6588.  
  6589. 1436
  6590. 00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:30,649
  6591. Do you?
  6592.  
  6593. 1437
  6594. 00:51:30,651 --> 00:51:31,817
  6595. Yes.
  6596.  
  6597. 1438
  6598. 00:51:31,819 --> 00:51:33,819
  6599. - Here she goes.
  6600. - Here we go.
  6601.  
  6602. 1439
  6603. 00:51:33,821 --> 00:51:35,120
  6604. You're like a dolphin.
  6605.  
  6606. 1440
  6607. 00:51:35,122 --> 00:51:37,156
  6608. All right.
  6609. This part's gonna hurt.
  6610.  
  6611. 1441
  6612. 00:51:37,158 --> 00:51:38,625
  6613. I don't... I don't doubt it.
  6614.  
  6615. 1442
  6616. 00:51:38,627 --> 00:51:39,825
  6617. Okay, let's do this.
  6618.  
  6619. 1443
  6620. 00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:41,294
  6621. - (EXHALES)
  6622. - Okay.
  6623.  
  6624. 1444
  6625. 00:51:41,296 --> 00:51:42,363
  6626. (GASPS)
  6627.  
  6628. 1445
  6629. 00:51:42,365 --> 00:51:43,863
  6630. Ooh... Oh, wait.
  6631.  
  6632. 1446
  6633. 00:51:43,865 --> 00:51:45,732
  6634. - (CLICKING SOUND)
  6635. - What is that?
  6636.  
  6637. 1447
  6638. 00:51:45,734 --> 00:51:47,000
  6639. You hear that?
  6640.  
  6641. 1448
  6642. 00:51:47,002 --> 00:51:48,502
  6643. What's that sound?
  6644. What's that sound?
  6645.  
  6646. 1449
  6647. 00:51:48,504 --> 00:51:49,535
  6648. Is that the bullet?
  6649.  
  6650. 1450
  6651. 00:51:49,537 --> 00:51:52,171
  6652. - (GASPS) That's bone!
  6653. - What?
  6654.  
  6655. 1451
  6656. 00:51:52,173 --> 00:51:53,906
  6657. That's not right.
  6658.  
  6659. 1452
  6660. 00:51:53,908 --> 00:51:57,877
  6661. Okay. What do the racists say
  6662. if you can't find the bullet?
  6663.  
  6664. 1453
  6665. 00:51:57,879 --> 00:51:59,379
  6666. Yeah, that's bone.
  6667. You got the bone.
  6668.  
  6669. 1454
  6670. 00:51:59,381 --> 00:52:01,515
  6671. I'm looking at my bone.
  6672. Look right here.
  6673.  
  6674. 1455
  6675. 00:52:01,517 --> 00:52:04,986
  6676. (GASPS) Max,
  6677. did you get shot twice?
  6678.  
  6679. 1456
  6680. 00:52:06,354 --> 00:52:07,953
  6681. (SIGHS)
  6682.  
  6683. 1457
  6684. 00:52:07,955 --> 00:52:09,522
  6685. That's the exit wound.
  6686.  
  6687. 1458
  6688. 00:52:09,524 --> 00:52:11,091
  6689. Oh, it came out!
  6690.  
  6691. 1459
  6692. 00:52:11,093 --> 00:52:12,892
  6693. Yup. Nothing to remove.
  6694.  
  6695. 1460
  6696. 00:52:12,894 --> 00:52:14,227
  6697. The bullet has exited the arm.
  6698.  
  6699. 1461
  6700. 00:52:14,229 --> 00:52:16,029
  6701. Well, let's just sew
  6702. that sucker up, huh?
  6703.  
  6704. 1462
  6705. 00:52:16,031 --> 00:52:17,332
  6706. Yeah.
  6707.  
  6708. 1463
  6709. 00:52:18,499 --> 00:52:21,301
  6710. No, no. Honey, don't,
  6711. don't look at...
  6712.  
  6713. 1464
  6714. 00:52:21,303 --> 00:52:22,636
  6715. - (GAGS)
  6716. - Stop it.
  6717.  
  6718. 1465
  6719. 00:52:22,638 --> 00:52:23,639
  6720. (BOTH GAGGING)
  6721.  
  6722. 1466
  6723. 00:52:24,972 --> 00:52:26,205
  6724. ANNIE: I'm sorry.
  6725.  
  6726. 1467
  6727. 00:52:26,207 --> 00:52:27,807
  6728. Now, the Bulgarian's guys
  6729. have Brooks,
  6730.  
  6731. 1468
  6732. 00:52:27,809 --> 00:52:29,276
  6733. and the only way
  6734. to save him
  6735.  
  6736. 1469
  6737. 00:52:29,278 --> 00:52:30,977
  6738. is to get that egg from this
  6739. Marlon Freeman guy.
  6740.  
  6741. 1470
  6742. 00:52:30,979 --> 00:52:33,747
  6743. I can't believe your brother's
  6744. been lying to us this whole time.
  6745.  
  6746. 1471
  6747. 00:52:33,749 --> 00:52:35,381
  6748. He's even cooler
  6749. than we thought.
  6750.  
  6751. 1472
  6752. 00:52:35,383 --> 00:52:37,785
  6753. Honey, I think you sewed
  6754. my arm to my sleeve.
  6755.  
  6756. 1473
  6757. 00:52:37,787 --> 00:52:40,187
  6758. I didn't even know Morgan
  6759. Freeman collected Faberge eggs.
  6760.  
  6761. 1474
  6762. 00:52:40,189 --> 00:52:42,089
  6763. Aren't those worth
  6764. millions of dollars?
  6765.  
  6766. 1475
  6767. 00:52:42,091 --> 00:52:43,924
  6768. It's Marlon Freeman,
  6769. but that's just an alias.
  6770.  
  6771. 1476
  6772. 00:52:43,926 --> 00:52:46,258
  6773. Somehow, we gotta find out his
  6774. real name, find out his address.
  6775.  
  6776. 1477
  6777. 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:48,394
  6778. - Police computer.
  6779. - MAX: What do you mean?
  6780.  
  6781. 1478
  6782. 00:52:48,396 --> 00:52:50,662
  6783. I once dated this girl
  6784. whose father was a cop.
  6785.  
  6786. 1479
  6787. 00:52:50,664 --> 00:52:52,566
  6788. She showed me
  6789. her dad's police computer.
  6790.  
  6791. 1480
  6792. 00:52:52,568 --> 00:52:55,468
  6793. It has a database with
  6794. every known alias on it.
  6795.  
  6796. 1481
  6797. 00:52:55,470 --> 00:52:58,171
  6798. I bet we could find Marlon
  6799. Wayans' real name on it.
  6800.  
  6801. 1482
  6802. 00:52:58,173 --> 00:52:59,540
  6803. So, if we called her up,
  6804.  
  6805. 1483
  6806. 00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,006
  6807. would she let you go
  6808. on her dad's computer?
  6809.  
  6810. 1484
  6811. 00:53:01,008 --> 00:53:03,542
  6812. No. No way! That ended badly.
  6813.  
  6814. 1485
  6815. 00:53:03,544 --> 00:53:05,345
  6816. So, how are we gonna get into
  6817. a police computer
  6818.  
  6819. 1486
  6820. 00:53:05,347 --> 00:53:06,546
  6821. without the cops knowing?
  6822.  
  6823. 1487
  6824. 00:53:06,548 --> 00:53:07,781
  6825. - Billy Bob Thornton!
  6826. - MICHELLE: What?
  6827.  
  6828. 1488
  6829. 00:53:07,783 --> 00:53:09,149
  6830. - What?
  6831. - You slept with
  6832.  
  6833. 1489
  6834. 00:53:09,151 --> 00:53:11,384
  6835. - Billy Bob, didn't you?
  6836. - Hang on, hang on!
  6837.  
  6838. 1490
  6839. 00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:13,722
  6840. I know where we can
  6841. get on a police computer.
  6842.  
  6843. 1491
  6844. 00:53:15,356 --> 00:53:18,091
  6845. - Hey!
  6846. - Gary!
  6847.  
  6848. 1492
  6849. 00:53:18,093 --> 00:53:20,026
  6850. Goodness.
  6851.  
  6852. 1493
  6853. 00:53:20,028 --> 00:53:22,194
  6854. To what do Bastian and I
  6855. owe the pleasure?
  6856.  
  6857. 1494
  6858. 00:53:22,196 --> 00:53:23,729
  6859. Well, we were
  6860. all just talking,
  6861.  
  6862. 1495
  6863. 00:53:23,731 --> 00:53:26,566
  6864. and we realized we haven't had
  6865. a game night in ages.
  6866.  
  6867. 1496
  6868. 00:53:26,568 --> 00:53:29,269
  6869. - Just the seven of us.
  6870. - So...
  6871.  
  6872. 1497
  6873. 00:53:29,271 --> 00:53:31,238
  6874. I thought you were going
  6875. to your brother's house.
  6876.  
  6877. 1498
  6878. 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,705
  6879. I never said that.
  6880.  
  6881. 1499
  6882. 00:53:32,707 --> 00:53:34,674
  6883. Come on, Gare Bear. Live
  6884. a little! It's the weekend!
  6885.  
  6886. 1500
  6887. 00:53:34,676 --> 00:53:36,743
  6888. We were just saying how you
  6889. were always better at games
  6890.  
  6891. 1501
  6892. 00:53:36,745 --> 00:53:38,111
  6893. than Debbie was.
  6894.  
  6895. 1502
  6896. 00:53:38,113 --> 00:53:40,747
  6897. I'll thank you
  6898. not to besmirch my ex-wife.
  6899.  
  6900. 1503
  6901. 00:53:40,749 --> 00:53:42,216
  6902. That woman is an angel.
  6903.  
  6904. 1504
  6905. 00:53:42,218 --> 00:53:46,754
  6906. Oh. Yeah, she was much better
  6907. at games than you.
  6908.  
  6909. 1505
  6910. 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:53,162
  6911. I will admit I have eagerly
  6912. awaited a visit such as this.
  6913.  
  6914. 1506
  6915. 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,933
  6916. Where'd he go?
  6917.  
  6918. 1507
  6919. 00:54:00,935 --> 00:54:02,701
  6920. Do we follow him?
  6921.  
  6922. 1508
  6923. 00:54:02,703 --> 00:54:03,736
  6924. MAX: It seems like it.
  6925.  
  6926. 1509
  6927. 00:54:03,738 --> 00:54:05,640
  6928. - Ryan, you go first.
  6929. - I'm scared.
  6930.  
  6931. 1510
  6932. 00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:14,948
  6933. Help yourself to popped corn
  6934. with sea salt.
  6935.  
  6936. 1511
  6937. 00:54:14,950 --> 00:54:17,383
  6938. Oh! Oh!
  6939.  
  6940. 1512
  6941. 00:54:17,385 --> 00:54:19,551
  6942. (GROANS) Yummy, yummy.
  6943.  
  6944. 1513
  6945. 00:54:19,553 --> 00:54:21,220
  6946. I can't believe
  6947. that you read my mind.
  6948.  
  6949. 1514
  6950. 00:54:21,222 --> 00:54:22,522
  6951. I was craving popcorn.
  6952.  
  6953. 1515
  6954. 00:54:22,524 --> 00:54:24,957
  6955. You have a framed photo
  6956. of game night?
  6957.  
  6958. 1516
  6959. 00:54:24,959 --> 00:54:26,325
  6960. Doesn't everyone
  6961. have photographs
  6962.  
  6963. 1517
  6964. 00:54:26,327 --> 00:54:28,563
  6965. of their best friends
  6966. in their homes?
  6967.  
  6968. 1518
  6969. 00:54:30,131 --> 00:54:33,133
  6970. ANNIE: Of course. We do.
  6971.  
  6972. 1519
  6973. 00:54:33,135 --> 00:54:35,000
  6974. Max, you wanna go first?
  6975.  
  6976. 1520
  6977. 00:54:35,002 --> 00:54:37,069
  6978. Okay, I'll start. I'll do it.
  6979.  
  6980. 1521
  6981. 00:54:37,071 --> 00:54:38,537
  6982. Oh. There's a loose one.
  6983.  
  6984. 1522
  6985. 00:54:38,539 --> 00:54:41,207
  6986. Always in the middle.
  6987. That's where you wanna go.
  6988.  
  6989. 1523
  6990. 00:54:41,209 --> 00:54:42,741
  6991. Can I use your john
  6992. real quick?
  6993.  
  6994. 1524
  6995. 00:54:42,743 --> 00:54:45,213
  6996. Of course. It's the end
  6997. of the hall, next to our...
  6998.  
  6999. 1525
  7000. 00:54:46,615 --> 00:54:48,649
  7001. (BREATHES DEEPLY)
  7002.  
  7003. 1526
  7004. 00:54:48,651 --> 00:54:50,419
  7005. My bedroom.
  7006.  
  7007. 1527
  7008. 00:54:51,854 --> 00:54:52,855
  7009. Okay.
  7010.  
  7011. 1528
  7012. 00:55:15,109 --> 00:55:16,845
  7013. Oh, no, Gary.
  7014.  
  7015. 1529
  7016. 00:55:44,606 --> 00:55:48,875
  7017. So, Sarah, how long
  7018. have you two been a couple?
  7019.  
  7020. 1530
  7021. 00:55:48,877 --> 00:55:51,544
  7022. Oh, no! No, we're not.
  7023. We just...
  7024.  
  7025. 1531
  7026. 00:55:51,546 --> 00:55:53,513
  7027. We work together.
  7028. I wouldn't, um...
  7029.  
  7030. 1532
  7031. 00:55:53,515 --> 00:55:54,580
  7032. I wouldn't do that thing.
  7033.  
  7034. 1533
  7035. 00:55:54,582 --> 00:55:57,383
  7036. I see. I thought I detected
  7037.  
  7038. 1534
  7039. 00:55:57,385 --> 00:56:00,386
  7040. a certain chemistry
  7041. between the two of you.
  7042.  
  7043. 1535
  7044. 00:56:00,388 --> 00:56:03,423
  7045. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
  7046. - No. No way.
  7047.  
  7048. 1536
  7049. 00:56:03,425 --> 00:56:06,158
  7050. - No, that's not...
  7051. - Mmm. Mmm.
  7052.  
  7053. 1537
  7054. 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,426
  7055. Then again,
  7056. I'm not the best judge
  7057.  
  7058. 1538
  7059. 00:56:07,428 --> 00:56:09,930
  7060. of chemistry
  7061. in the world. (CHUCKLES)
  7062.  
  7063. 1539
  7064. 00:56:09,932 --> 00:56:11,667
  7065. (ALL CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY)
  7066.  
  7067. 1540
  7068. 00:56:17,772 --> 00:56:19,372
  7069. Hmm.
  7070.  
  7071. 1541
  7072. 00:56:19,374 --> 00:56:21,310
  7073. Oh, because
  7074. your wife left you.
  7075.  
  7076. 1542
  7077. 00:56:21,943 --> 00:56:22,944
  7078. KEVIN: Oh, shit.
  7079.  
  7080. 1543
  7081. 00:56:32,521 --> 00:56:34,856
  7082. Hello, Donald Anderton.
  7083.  
  7084. 1544
  7085. 00:56:36,357 --> 00:56:37,560
  7086. (PEN CLICKS)
  7087.  
  7088. 1545
  7089. 00:56:43,798 --> 00:56:45,501
  7090. - Oh! (GROANS)
  7091. - (ANNIE SIGHS)
  7092.  
  7093. 1546
  7094. 00:56:46,401 --> 00:56:48,767
  7095. ANNIE: So many possible moves.
  7096.  
  7097. 1547
  7098. 00:56:48,769 --> 00:56:51,239
  7099. I just don't know
  7100. where to begin.
  7101.  
  7102. 1548
  7103. 00:56:53,073 --> 00:56:55,741
  7104. Um, maybe... Ooh...
  7105.  
  7106. 1549
  7107. 00:56:55,743 --> 00:56:57,144
  7108. - Decision-making.
  7109. - Come on, Annie.
  7110.  
  7111. 1550
  7112. 00:56:57,146 --> 00:56:58,076
  7113. Just make up your mind.
  7114. Please.
  7115.  
  7116. 1551
  7117. 00:56:58,078 --> 00:56:59,281
  7118. - No!
  7119. - No?
  7120.  
  7121. 1552
  7122. 00:57:01,383 --> 00:57:04,520
  7123. Yup, take your time.
  7124.  
  7125. 1553
  7126. 00:57:13,227 --> 00:57:15,296
  7127. (SNIFFING)
  7128.  
  7129. 1554
  7130. 00:57:36,084 --> 00:57:39,622
  7131. Oh, Brooks. What have you
  7132. gotten yourself into?
  7133.  
  7134. 1555
  7135. 00:57:56,703 --> 00:58:01,707
  7136. Oh, shit. Where did you
  7137. come from, little guy?
  7138.  
  7139. 1556
  7140. 00:58:01,709 --> 00:58:06,011
  7141. Son of a bitch.
  7142. Hey! What are you, a vampire?
  7143.  
  7144. 1557
  7145. 00:58:06,013 --> 00:58:08,716
  7146. Oh, God. Oh, God.
  7147.  
  7148. 1558
  7149. 00:58:11,419 --> 00:58:14,854
  7150. Oh, my God.
  7151. Has that got it?
  7152.  
  7153. 1559
  7154. 00:58:14,856 --> 00:58:19,394
  7155. No, that doesn't got it.
  7156. God damn it. Come on!
  7157.  
  7158. 1560
  7159. 00:58:23,263 --> 00:58:24,466
  7160. No!
  7161.  
  7162. 1561
  7163. 00:58:26,267 --> 00:58:27,500
  7164. I should go check on him.
  7165.  
  7166. 1562
  7167. 00:58:27,502 --> 00:58:28,901
  7168. - (ALL EXCLAIM)
  7169. - I think he's fine.
  7170.  
  7171. 1563
  7172. 00:58:28,903 --> 00:58:32,040
  7173. - He cried out.
  7174. - SARAH: Tell me about Debbie.
  7175.  
  7176. 1564
  7177. 00:58:35,010 --> 00:58:36,875
  7178. I beg your pardon.
  7179.  
  7180. 1565
  7181. 00:58:36,877 --> 00:58:38,076
  7182. Oh, just, I...
  7183.  
  7184. 1566
  7185. 00:58:38,078 --> 00:58:41,482
  7186. I never met her. I'd love
  7187. to hear all about her.
  7188.  
  7189. 1567
  7190. 00:58:52,227 --> 00:58:53,727
  7191. Where do I begin?
  7192.  
  7193. 1568
  7194. 00:58:53,729 --> 00:58:55,194
  7195. All right,
  7196. you wanna take a bath?
  7197.  
  7198. 1569
  7199. 00:58:55,196 --> 00:58:56,529
  7200. We'll take a little bath.
  7201.  
  7202. 1570
  7203. 00:58:56,531 --> 00:59:01,570
  7204. There we go. Okay.
  7205. All right. Here we go.
  7206.  
  7207. 1571
  7208. 00:59:03,571 --> 00:59:06,742
  7209. There we go, huh? Huh?
  7210.  
  7211. 1572
  7212. 00:59:08,010 --> 00:59:09,709
  7213. Oh, it's so much worse.
  7214.  
  7215. 1573
  7216. 00:59:09,711 --> 00:59:11,778
  7217. Oh, God.
  7218. And what did I do to this?
  7219.  
  7220. 1574
  7221. 00:59:11,780 --> 00:59:13,482
  7222. What the fuck is this thing?
  7223.  
  7224. 1575
  7225. 00:59:14,883 --> 00:59:16,049
  7226. Oh, Debbie.
  7227.  
  7228. 1576
  7229. 00:59:16,051 --> 00:59:17,553
  7230. Oh!
  7231.  
  7232. 1577
  7233. 00:59:24,892 --> 00:59:27,694
  7234. Okay. Fuck this.
  7235.  
  7236. 1578
  7237. 00:59:27,696 --> 00:59:29,629
  7238. Hey, guys, Gary was right.
  7239. It's awful late.
  7240.  
  7241. 1579
  7242. 00:59:29,631 --> 00:59:31,029
  7243. Let's get home,
  7244. get to bed, huh?
  7245.  
  7246. 1580
  7247. 00:59:31,031 --> 00:59:32,332
  7248. Get out of his hair.
  7249.  
  7250. 1581
  7251. 00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:34,366
  7252. We haven't finished the game.
  7253. It's your turn, Max.
  7254.  
  7255. 1582
  7256. 00:59:34,368 --> 00:59:35,769
  7257. Oh, my turn, huh?
  7258.  
  7259. 1583
  7260. 00:59:35,771 --> 00:59:38,404
  7261. Okay, be careful now, Max.
  7262. Oh! (GROANS)
  7263.  
  7264. 1584
  7265. 00:59:38,406 --> 00:59:40,339
  7266. Well, game over.
  7267. I went in a little hot.
  7268.  
  7269. 1585
  7270. 00:59:40,341 --> 00:59:41,441
  7271. GARY: Why did you...
  7272.  
  7273. 1586
  7274. 00:59:41,443 --> 00:59:43,408
  7275. Thanks.
  7276. Good to see you, Gary.
  7277.  
  7278. 1587
  7279. 00:59:43,410 --> 00:59:45,745
  7280. When shall we play next?
  7281.  
  7282. 1588
  7283. 00:59:45,747 --> 00:59:48,684
  7284. ANNIE: (STAMMERS) Soon.
  7285. We'll call you.
  7286.  
  7287. 1589
  7288. 00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:50,886
  7289. (DOOR CLOSES)
  7290.  
  7291. 1590
  7292. 00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:56,589
  7293. Bastian. Baby!
  7294.  
  7295. 1591
  7296. 00:59:56,591 --> 00:59:58,024
  7297. - (CELL PHONE RINGING)
  7298. - (KEVIN SIGHS)
  7299.  
  7300. 1592
  7301. 00:59:58,026 --> 01:00:00,392
  7302. So, how are we supposed
  7303. to get this egg
  7304.  
  7305. 1593
  7306. 01:00:00,394 --> 01:00:02,127
  7307. out of
  7308. Donald Anderton's house?
  7309.  
  7310. 1594
  7311. 01:00:02,129 --> 01:00:04,830
  7312. I don't know.
  7313. I'm gonna figure it out.
  7314.  
  7315. 1595
  7316. 01:00:04,832 --> 01:00:07,801
  7317. "Unknown Caller."
  7318. Please don't be Gary.
  7319.  
  7320. 1596
  7321. 01:00:07,803 --> 01:00:08,935
  7322. Hello?
  7323.  
  7324. 1597
  7325. 01:00:08,937 --> 01:00:10,806
  7326. MAN: (DISTORTED)
  7327. We have your brother.
  7328.  
  7329. 1598
  7330. 01:00:11,339 --> 01:00:12,471
  7331. Um...
  7332.  
  7333. 1599
  7334. 01:00:12,473 --> 01:00:13,906
  7335. Okay. We know
  7336. where the egg is,
  7337.  
  7338. 1600
  7339. 01:00:13,908 --> 01:00:15,341
  7340. and we're actually
  7341. on our way there right now.
  7342.  
  7343. 1601
  7344. 01:00:15,343 --> 01:00:16,942
  7345. We can do a swap, okay?
  7346. Please don't hurt Brooks.
  7347.  
  7348. 1602
  7349. 01:00:16,944 --> 01:00:18,845
  7350. Meet us on the East
  7351. 4th Street bridge
  7352.  
  7353. 1603
  7354. 01:00:18,847 --> 01:00:20,879
  7355. at midnight.
  7356. If you're late, he dies.
  7357.  
  7358. 1604
  7359. 01:00:20,881 --> 01:00:22,883
  7360. - Oh, my God.
  7361. - Um...
  7362.  
  7363. 1605
  7364. 01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:25,988
  7365. Boy, that's less than
  7366. an hour from now.
  7367.  
  7368. 1606
  7369. 01:00:27,055 --> 01:00:28,053
  7370. Hello?
  7371.  
  7372. 1607
  7373. 01:00:28,055 --> 01:00:29,754
  7374. What's up
  7375. with this guy's voice?
  7376.  
  7377. 1608
  7378. 01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:31,558
  7379. He sounds like a monster.
  7380.  
  7381. 1609
  7382. 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,225
  7383. He's using
  7384. a voice changer, Ryan.
  7385.  
  7386. 1610
  7387. 01:00:33,227 --> 01:00:35,897
  7388. (SOFTLY) He still sounds like
  7389. a scary monster.
  7390.  
  7391. 1611
  7392. 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:43,435
  7393. KEVIN: And we are here.
  7394.  
  7395. 1612
  7396. 01:00:43,437 --> 01:00:44,904
  7397. All right, you guys head home,
  7398.  
  7399. 1613
  7400. 01:00:44,906 --> 01:00:46,339
  7401. and I will call as soon as
  7402. I get the egg, all right?
  7403.  
  7404. 1614
  7405. 01:00:46,341 --> 01:00:48,040
  7406. What? Wait a second, wait.
  7407. I'm going with you.
  7408.  
  7409. 1615
  7410. 01:00:48,042 --> 01:00:50,142
  7411. No, Annie. It could be very
  7412. dangerous in there, okay?
  7413.  
  7414. 1616
  7415. 01:00:50,144 --> 01:00:51,778
  7416. Listen, you know,
  7417. Brooks shouldn't have dragged
  7418.  
  7419. 1617
  7420. 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,412
  7421. any of us into this,
  7422. but he is my brother.
  7423.  
  7424. 1618
  7425. 01:00:53,414 --> 01:00:54,781
  7426. And it's up to me to fix it.
  7427.  
  7428. 1619
  7429. 01:00:54,783 --> 01:00:56,082
  7430. No, bullshit!
  7431. We're all in this together!
  7432.  
  7433. 1620
  7434. 01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:57,783
  7435. - Ryan!
  7436. - No, no. No. Max is right.
  7437.  
  7438. 1621
  7439. 01:00:57,785 --> 01:01:00,986
  7440. You guys should go home,
  7441. but you and I are doing this.
  7442.  
  7443. 1622
  7444. 01:01:00,988 --> 01:01:03,223
  7445. Okay, what happens
  7446. if you guys don't make it out?
  7447.  
  7448. 1623
  7449. 01:01:03,225 --> 01:01:04,857
  7450. MICHELLE: We don't come
  7451. to game night
  7452.  
  7453. 1624
  7454. 01:01:04,859 --> 01:01:06,024
  7455. because we're dying to play
  7456. Charades and shit.
  7457.  
  7458. 1625
  7459. 01:01:06,026 --> 01:01:07,627
  7460. We come because
  7461. we love you guys.
  7462.  
  7463. 1626
  7464. 01:01:07,629 --> 01:01:09,261
  7465. Honestly, this is
  7466. the best part of our week.
  7467.  
  7468. 1627
  7469. 01:01:09,263 --> 01:01:12,099
  7470. Mine, too. And I have a lot
  7471. of options on the weekend.
  7472.  
  7473. 1628
  7474. 01:01:12,935 --> 01:01:14,801
  7475. Wow. You guys...
  7476.  
  7477. 1629
  7478. 01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:17,136
  7479. Thank you. That's very nice.
  7480.  
  7481. 1630
  7482. 01:01:17,138 --> 01:01:19,973
  7483. Aw, good friends.
  7484.  
  7485. 1631
  7486. 01:01:19,975 --> 01:01:21,741
  7487. You should probably go,
  7488. though, right?
  7489.  
  7490. 1632
  7491. 01:01:21,743 --> 01:01:23,676
  7492. I mean,
  7493. you don't even know us.
  7494.  
  7495. 1633
  7496. 01:01:23,678 --> 01:01:25,278
  7497. Yeah, why are you still here?
  7498.  
  7499. 1634
  7500. 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:29,549
  7501. Oh. I don't know.
  7502. I just got caught up in it.
  7503.  
  7504. 1635
  7505. 01:01:29,551 --> 01:01:31,183
  7506. Also, if I go home now,
  7507. and then I read
  7508.  
  7509. 1636
  7510. 01:01:31,185 --> 01:01:32,884
  7511. in the newspaper tomorrow
  7512. that you all died,
  7513.  
  7514. 1637
  7515. 01:01:32,886 --> 01:01:36,492
  7516. I'll feel shit that I left,
  7517. so I'm gonna stick around.
  7518.  
  7519. 1638
  7520. 01:01:37,492 --> 01:01:39,691
  7521. You still read the newspaper?
  7522.  
  7523. 1639
  7524. 01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:41,593
  7525. That's what you got from that?
  7526.  
  7527. 1640
  7528. 01:01:41,595 --> 01:01:43,164
  7529. How are we gonna
  7530. get into this place?
  7531.  
  7532. 1641
  7533. 01:01:45,432 --> 01:01:47,668
  7534. Go! Go! Go! Go!
  7535.  
  7536. 1642
  7537. 01:01:54,276 --> 01:01:56,810
  7538. Okay. (SHUSHING)
  7539.  
  7540. 1643
  7541. 01:01:56,812 --> 01:01:58,676
  7542. MAX: Looks like they got
  7543. a party going on.
  7544.  
  7545. 1644
  7546. 01:01:58,678 --> 01:01:59,947
  7547. This could be good.
  7548.  
  7549. 1645
  7550. 01:02:10,158 --> 01:02:11,159
  7551. (DOOR SHUTS)
  7552.  
  7553. 1646
  7554. 01:02:11,959 --> 01:02:14,729
  7555. KEVIN: Where is everybody?
  7556.  
  7557. 1647
  7558. 01:02:21,368 --> 01:02:23,238
  7559. (PEOPLE SHOUTING)
  7560.  
  7561. 1648
  7562. 01:02:30,245 --> 01:02:31,647
  7563. No way!
  7564.  
  7565. 1649
  7566. 01:02:39,854 --> 01:02:42,287
  7567. It's some kind of
  7568. rich guy's fight club.
  7569.  
  7570. 1650
  7571. 01:02:42,289 --> 01:02:45,159
  7572. I knew it. They are real.
  7573.  
  7574. 1651
  7575. 01:02:49,062 --> 01:02:50,131
  7576. Come on!
  7577.  
  7578. 1652
  7579. 01:03:01,443 --> 01:03:05,477
  7580. That's my Boomer!
  7581. That's my Boomer!
  7582.  
  7583. 1653
  7584. 01:03:05,479 --> 01:03:08,214
  7585. Man, this is some
  7586. Django Unchained bullshit.
  7587.  
  7588. 1654
  7589. 01:03:08,216 --> 01:03:09,881
  7590. Water!
  7591.  
  7592. 1655
  7593. 01:03:09,883 --> 01:03:12,984
  7594. That's my boy!
  7595. Good boy! Good boy!
  7596.  
  7597. 1656
  7598. 01:03:12,986 --> 01:03:15,453
  7599. Rich people are fucked up!
  7600.  
  7601. 1657
  7602. 01:03:15,455 --> 01:03:17,723
  7603. Kramer, get Logan ready!
  7604.  
  7605. 1658
  7606. 01:03:17,725 --> 01:03:20,725
  7607. Okay, minimum buy-in
  7608. is now 10 grand.
  7609.  
  7610. 1659
  7611. 01:03:20,727 --> 01:03:22,160
  7612. Okay, I think
  7613. we should split up.
  7614.  
  7615. 1660
  7616. 01:03:22,162 --> 01:03:23,863
  7617. Yeah.
  7618. And let's start upstairs.
  7619.  
  7620. 1661
  7621. 01:03:23,865 --> 01:03:25,397
  7622. Anybody finds the egg,
  7623. just text the others, okay?
  7624.  
  7625. 1662
  7626. 01:03:25,399 --> 01:03:27,566
  7627. And for God's sake, be careful
  7628. with it. All right?
  7629.  
  7630. 1663
  7631. 01:03:27,568 --> 01:03:29,870
  7632. - Gotcha. I got it.
  7633. - ANNIE: Be safe.
  7634.  
  7635. 1664
  7636. 01:03:31,305 --> 01:03:33,173
  7637. What are you...
  7638. What are you doing?
  7639.  
  7640. 1665
  7641. 01:03:33,175 --> 01:03:35,374
  7642. Who says the egg
  7643. isn't in here?
  7644.  
  7645. 1666
  7646. 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:38,343
  7647. Also, I have a really good
  7648. feeling about Logan.
  7649.  
  7650. 1667
  7651. 01:03:38,345 --> 01:03:41,881
  7652. Egg, egg, egg.
  7653. Wow! This is some bedroom.
  7654.  
  7655. 1668
  7656. 01:03:41,883 --> 01:03:43,616
  7657. Does it remind you
  7658. of your celebrity boyfriend's?
  7659.  
  7660. 1669
  7661. 01:03:43,618 --> 01:03:44,850
  7662. Are you still on this?
  7663.  
  7664. 1670
  7665. 01:03:44,852 --> 01:03:46,486
  7666. Yes, I'm still on this,
  7667. Michelle.
  7668.  
  7669. 1671
  7670. 01:03:46,488 --> 01:03:47,787
  7671. That's all I can think about.
  7672.  
  7673. 1672
  7674. 01:03:47,789 --> 01:03:49,421
  7675. And that's saying a lot,
  7676. considering we got
  7677.  
  7678. 1673
  7679. 01:03:49,423 --> 01:03:51,924
  7680. Eyes Wide Fight Club
  7681. going on downstairs.
  7682.  
  7683. 1674
  7684. 01:03:51,926 --> 01:03:53,892
  7685. Why is this
  7686. so important to you?
  7687.  
  7688. 1675
  7689. 01:03:53,894 --> 01:03:55,560
  7690. Because, Michelle, look,
  7691.  
  7692. 1676
  7693. 01:03:55,562 --> 01:03:57,696
  7694. I am losing my mind here.
  7695. Okay?
  7696.  
  7697. 1677
  7698. 01:03:57,698 --> 01:03:59,064
  7699. We were broken up at the time.
  7700.  
  7701. 1678
  7702. 01:03:59,066 --> 01:04:00,765
  7703. I got a hand job
  7704. from Karen Waller,
  7705.  
  7706. 1679
  7707. 01:04:00,767 --> 01:04:02,868
  7708. so you had every right to.
  7709.  
  7710. 1680
  7711. 01:04:02,870 --> 01:04:04,306
  7712. So, why not just tell me?
  7713.  
  7714. 1681
  7715. 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,275
  7716. Okay, fine.
  7717.  
  7718. 1682
  7719. 01:04:09,943 --> 01:04:11,609
  7720. It was 10 years ago.
  7721.  
  7722. 1683
  7723. 01:04:11,611 --> 01:04:13,011
  7724. I was at a gas station,
  7725.  
  7726. 1684
  7727. 01:04:13,013 --> 01:04:15,416
  7728. and I noticed a guy
  7729. at the next pump.
  7730.  
  7731. 1685
  7732. 01:04:17,084 --> 01:04:21,120
  7733. It was Denzel Washington.
  7734.  
  7735. 1686
  7736. 01:04:21,122 --> 01:04:22,324
  7737. Hold up.
  7738.  
  7739. 1687
  7740. 01:04:23,725 --> 01:04:26,191
  7741. It actually was Denzel?
  7742.  
  7743. 1688
  7744. 01:04:26,193 --> 01:04:27,261
  7745. Yeah.
  7746.  
  7747. 1689
  7748. 01:04:31,298 --> 01:04:32,964
  7749. He was really nice.
  7750.  
  7751. 1690
  7752. 01:04:32,966 --> 01:04:35,000
  7753. He made some joke
  7754. about how premium gas
  7755.  
  7756. 1691
  7757. 01:04:35,002 --> 01:04:36,836
  7758. is probably the same
  7759. as regular.
  7760.  
  7761. 1692
  7762. 01:04:36,838 --> 01:04:38,069
  7763. I took a chance,
  7764. and I asked him
  7765.  
  7766. 1693
  7767. 01:04:38,071 --> 01:04:39,571
  7768. if he wanted to get drinks.
  7769.  
  7770. 1694
  7771. 01:04:39,573 --> 01:04:41,441
  7772. He said yes.
  7773.  
  7774. 1695
  7775. 01:04:41,443 --> 01:04:42,875
  7776. We both got a little tipsy.
  7777.  
  7778. 1696
  7779. 01:04:42,877 --> 01:04:44,910
  7780. I offered to pay for drinks,
  7781. and he let me,
  7782.  
  7783. 1697
  7784. 01:04:44,912 --> 01:04:47,115
  7785. which I thought
  7786. was pretty cool.
  7787.  
  7788. 1698
  7789. 01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:50,317
  7790. We danced for hours.
  7791.  
  7792. 1699
  7793. 01:04:52,921 --> 01:04:54,752
  7794. Eventually, we ended up
  7795. back at his place,
  7796.  
  7797. 1700
  7798. 01:04:54,754 --> 01:04:57,858
  7799. and one thing led to another.
  7800.  
  7801. 1701
  7802. 01:04:59,294 --> 01:05:02,361
  7803. It was just this crazy thing
  7804. that happened
  7805.  
  7806. 1702
  7807. 01:05:02,363 --> 01:05:04,363
  7808. and, in a weird way,
  7809. it made me realize
  7810.  
  7811. 1703
  7812. 01:05:04,365 --> 01:05:08,069
  7813. the only person
  7814. I ever wanna be with is you.
  7815.  
  7816. 1704
  7817. 01:05:09,669 --> 01:05:11,002
  7818. Nah.
  7819.  
  7820. 1705
  7821. 01:05:11,004 --> 01:05:12,772
  7822. Nah. I don't believe it.
  7823.  
  7824. 1706
  7825. 01:05:12,774 --> 01:05:14,307
  7826. - Oh, you...
  7827. - Mmm-mmm. (CHUCKLES)
  7828.  
  7829. 1707
  7830. 01:05:14,309 --> 01:05:16,542
  7831. Well, I took a picture
  7832. with him at the club.
  7833.  
  7834. 1708
  7835. 01:05:16,544 --> 01:05:18,345
  7836. I put it in a hidden folder.
  7837.  
  7838. 1709
  7839. 01:05:19,546 --> 01:05:20,848
  7840. Denzel and Michelle.
  7841.  
  7842. 1710
  7843. 01:05:26,488 --> 01:05:28,187
  7844. Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel.
  7845.  
  7846. 1711
  7847. 01:05:28,189 --> 01:05:29,055
  7848. Yeah, it is.
  7849.  
  7850. 1712
  7851. 01:05:29,057 --> 01:05:30,756
  7852. Mmm. No, it's not.
  7853.  
  7854. 1713
  7855. 01:05:30,758 --> 01:05:33,160
  7856. Dude looks
  7857. a lot like Denzel,
  7858.  
  7859. 1714
  7860. 01:05:33,794 --> 01:05:35,261
  7861. but it's not him.
  7862.  
  7863. 1715
  7864. 01:05:35,263 --> 01:05:37,296
  7865. You're crazy. That's...
  7866. Look at that, that's Denzel.
  7867.  
  7868. 1716
  7869. 01:05:37,298 --> 01:05:39,799
  7870. Okay, let me ask you this.
  7871. Did he say he was Denzel?
  7872.  
  7873. 1717
  7874. 01:05:39,801 --> 01:05:41,700
  7875. Well, no...
  7876.  
  7877. 1718
  7878. 01:05:41,702 --> 01:05:44,470
  7879. He tried to introduce himself,
  7880. and I cut him off
  7881.  
  7882. 1719
  7883. 01:05:44,472 --> 01:05:47,141
  7884. because I told him
  7885. I knew who he was.
  7886.  
  7887. 1720
  7888. 01:05:49,310 --> 01:05:51,644
  7889. - What kind of car did he drive?
  7890. - A BMW.
  7891.  
  7892. 1721
  7893. 01:05:51,646 --> 01:05:53,513
  7894. - Hmm.
  7895. - Three series.
  7896.  
  7897. 1722
  7898. 01:05:53,515 --> 01:05:56,549
  7899. Mmm. What was his place like?
  7900.  
  7901. 1723
  7902. 01:05:56,551 --> 01:05:59,054
  7903. It was a two-bedroom condo.
  7904.  
  7905. 1724
  7906. 01:06:00,588 --> 01:06:05,625
  7907. And he used the spare room
  7908. as an office, so...
  7909.  
  7910. 1725
  7911. 01:06:05,627 --> 01:06:07,426
  7912. Do you hear
  7913. what you're saying right now?
  7914.  
  7915. 1726
  7916. 01:06:07,428 --> 01:06:10,062
  7917. Hold on, let me see.
  7918. (CLEARS THROAT)
  7919.  
  7920. 1727
  7921. 01:06:10,064 --> 01:06:12,434
  7922. KEVIN: When you zoom in,
  7923. the nose gives it away, right?
  7924.  
  7925. 1728
  7926. 01:06:13,533 --> 01:06:14,866
  7927. - Goddamn!
  7928. - Mmm-hmm.
  7929.  
  7930. 1729
  7931. 01:06:14,868 --> 01:06:16,736
  7932. Look, don't beat yourself up
  7933. about it, okay?
  7934.  
  7935. 1730
  7936. 01:06:16,738 --> 01:06:18,370
  7937. There is some good news.
  7938.  
  7939. 1731
  7940. 01:06:18,372 --> 01:06:20,872
  7941. (IMITATES DENZEL WASHINGTON)
  7942. If you wanna get with Denzel,
  7943.  
  7944. 1732
  7945. 01:06:20,874 --> 01:06:23,109
  7946. he's standing right here!
  7947.  
  7948. 1733
  7949. 01:06:23,111 --> 01:06:28,013
  7950. (LAUGHS) Because the real
  7951. Denzel ain't got shit on me!
  7952.  
  7953. 1734
  7954. 01:06:28,015 --> 01:06:30,348
  7955. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  7956.  
  7957. 1735
  7958. 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:34,419
  7959. Honey, how does this monster
  7960. have five kids?
  7961.  
  7962. 1736
  7963. 01:06:34,421 --> 01:06:36,354
  7964. We don't get to have one.
  7965.  
  7966. 1737
  7967. 01:06:36,356 --> 01:06:38,790
  7968. Well, his wife looks like
  7969. she's about 15.
  7970.  
  7971. 1738
  7972. 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:42,060
  7973. Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine.
  7974.  
  7975. 1739
  7976. 01:06:42,062 --> 01:06:44,296
  7977. Right, right. No, I know,
  7978. honey. We're just gonna...
  7979.  
  7980. 1740
  7981. 01:06:44,298 --> 01:06:48,167
  7982. We're gonna keep plugging away
  7983. until something sticks, okay?
  7984.  
  7985. 1741
  7986. 01:06:48,169 --> 01:06:51,037
  7987. Gee, you really sound like a
  7988. guy who wants to have a kid.
  7989.  
  7990. 1742
  7991. 01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:52,337
  7992. Well, you know, I'm just...
  7993.  
  7994. 1743
  7995. 01:06:52,339 --> 01:06:54,173
  7996. I'm a little distracted
  7997. right now, honey,
  7998.  
  7999. 1744
  8000. 01:06:54,175 --> 01:06:55,674
  8001. as you might imagine.
  8002.  
  8003. 1745
  8004. 01:06:55,676 --> 01:06:59,745
  8005. Look, if you're not into this,
  8006. you kinda gotta tell me.
  8007.  
  8008. 1746
  8009. 01:06:59,747 --> 01:07:01,214
  8010. Listen.
  8011.  
  8012. 1747
  8013. 01:07:01,216 --> 01:07:05,683
  8014. I wanna have a baby, but
  8015. how do I explain this? Um...
  8016.  
  8017. 1748
  8018. 01:07:05,685 --> 01:07:08,654
  8019. Do you remember how we used to
  8020. play Pac-Man at Fisker Lanes
  8021.  
  8022. 1749
  8023. 01:07:08,656 --> 01:07:10,522
  8024. and we could play all night?
  8025.  
  8026. 1750
  8027. 01:07:10,524 --> 01:07:12,390
  8028. Do you remember this one time, I
  8029. made it all the way up to level 86,
  8030.  
  8031. 1751
  8032. 01:07:12,392 --> 01:07:14,292
  8033. - and you were not too far behind, right?
  8034. - 85, but...
  8035.  
  8036. 1752
  8037. 01:07:14,294 --> 01:07:15,662
  8038. And then I kicked your ass
  8039. at Galaga.
  8040.  
  8041. 1753
  8042. 01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:17,595
  8043. - So anyway, what is the point?
  8044. - Mmm... Anyway.
  8045.  
  8046. 1754
  8047. 01:07:17,597 --> 01:07:19,799
  8048. Do you remember
  8049. how we stayed alive so long?
  8050.  
  8051. 1755
  8052. 01:07:19,801 --> 01:07:21,667
  8053. All we did was
  8054. we ate the pellets.
  8055.  
  8056. 1756
  8057. 01:07:21,669 --> 01:07:24,839
  8058. We never ate the fruit because
  8059. the fruit is how they get you.
  8060.  
  8061. 1757
  8062. 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,874
  8063. Oh, you're doing a metaphor!
  8064.  
  8065. 1758
  8066. 01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:29,441
  8067. Yes, but here's the problem.
  8068.  
  8069. 1759
  8070. 01:07:29,443 --> 01:07:32,078
  8071. No matter how long you and I
  8072. stayed alive in the game,
  8073.  
  8074. 1760
  8075. 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,149
  8076. neither one of us ever made it
  8077. up to the leader board.
  8078.  
  8079. 1761
  8080. 01:07:35,249 --> 01:07:37,183
  8081. And you think
  8082. if we have a baby,
  8083.  
  8084. 1762
  8085. 01:07:37,185 --> 01:07:38,683
  8086. we'll be officially
  8087. settling down,
  8088.  
  8089. 1763
  8090. 01:07:38,685 --> 01:07:41,220
  8091. and you'll never make it
  8092. onto the leader board of life?
  8093.  
  8094. 1764
  8095. 01:07:41,222 --> 01:07:42,888
  8096. That's such a good metaphor.
  8097.  
  8098. 1765
  8099. 01:07:42,890 --> 01:07:44,055
  8100. Yeah, no, it's not.
  8101.  
  8102. 1766
  8103. 01:07:44,057 --> 01:07:46,191
  8104. - It's kind of bullshit.
  8105. - Why?
  8106.  
  8107. 1767
  8108. 01:07:46,193 --> 01:07:47,894
  8109. - What are we, 16 years old?
  8110. - No.
  8111.  
  8112. 1768
  8113. 01:07:47,896 --> 01:07:51,095
  8114. - You wanna go backpacking through Europe? Huh?
  8115. - Uh-uh.
  8116.  
  8117. 1769
  8118. 01:07:51,097 --> 01:07:53,098
  8119. You wanna, like,
  8120. have some wine coolers
  8121.  
  8122. 1770
  8123. 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:56,368
  8124. on a football field
  8125. with Rebecca De Mornay?
  8126.  
  8127. 1771
  8128. 01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:57,602
  8129. Not specifically.
  8130.  
  8131. 1772
  8132. 01:07:57,604 --> 01:08:00,471
  8133. You know who's always gone
  8134. for the fruit, Max?
  8135.  
  8136. 1773
  8137. 01:08:00,473 --> 01:08:02,575
  8138. Your criminal brother,
  8139. and that is why
  8140.  
  8141. 1774
  8142. 01:08:02,577 --> 01:08:04,944
  8143. the ghosts
  8144. are about to eat him!
  8145.  
  8146. 1775
  8147. 01:08:04,946 --> 01:08:06,578
  8148. Look who's embracing
  8149. the metaphor.
  8150.  
  8151. 1776
  8152. 01:08:06,580 --> 01:08:09,415
  8153. I was so...
  8154. Wow. You know what?
  8155.  
  8156. 1777
  8157. 01:08:09,417 --> 01:08:11,250
  8158. All this time,
  8159. I've just been thinking
  8160.  
  8161. 1778
  8162. 01:08:11,252 --> 01:08:13,185
  8163. that if I helped you
  8164. beat Brooks,
  8165.  
  8166. 1779
  8167. 01:08:13,187 --> 01:08:15,053
  8168. you would be less stressed.
  8169.  
  8170. 1780
  8171. 01:08:15,055 --> 01:08:16,956
  8172. But you don't wanna
  8173. beat Brooks.
  8174.  
  8175. 1781
  8176. 01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:19,494
  8177. You wanna be Brooks.
  8178.  
  8179. 1782
  8180. 01:08:21,095 --> 01:08:23,431
  8181. I'm gonna look somewhere else.
  8182.  
  8183. 1783
  8184. 01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:26,401
  8185. (ALL SHOUTING)
  8186.  
  8187. 1784
  8188. 01:08:35,508 --> 01:08:38,344
  8189. Come on, Logan!
  8190. Boomer ain't shit!
  8191.  
  8192. 1785
  8193. 01:08:38,346 --> 01:08:39,644
  8194. Hey, ADHD!
  8195.  
  8196. 1786
  8197. 01:08:39,646 --> 01:08:41,315
  8198. We're supposed to be
  8199. looking for the...
  8200.  
  8201. 1787
  8202. 01:08:43,885 --> 01:08:46,588
  8203. Holy shit. I'm right again.
  8204.  
  8205. 1788
  8206. 01:08:48,623 --> 01:08:50,089
  8207. Wait, where are you going?
  8208.  
  8209. 1789
  8210. 01:08:50,091 --> 01:08:51,991
  8211. Everybody's watching the fight.
  8212. I'm gonna go grab it.
  8213.  
  8214. 1790
  8215. 01:08:51,993 --> 01:08:55,163
  8216. - No, don't fucking...
  8217. - Be cool, be cool.
  8218.  
  8219. 1791
  8220. 01:08:57,998 --> 01:08:59,567
  8221. (RYAN SHOUTING)
  8222.  
  8223. 1792
  8224. 01:09:10,377 --> 01:09:12,580
  8225. - RYAN: Oh, shit!
  8226. - (SHOUTING STOPS)
  8227.  
  8228. 1793
  8229. 01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:16,718
  8230. Who the hell are you?
  8231.  
  8232. 1794
  8233. 01:09:17,752 --> 01:09:18,885
  8234. Me?
  8235.  
  8236. 1795
  8237. 01:09:18,887 --> 01:09:20,986
  8238. Yeah. Who are you?
  8239.  
  8240. 1796
  8241. 01:09:20,988 --> 01:09:22,721
  8242. And what are you doing
  8243. with my egg?
  8244.  
  8245. 1797
  8246. 01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:24,689
  8247. Oh. I was just admiring it.
  8248.  
  8249. 1798
  8250. 01:09:24,691 --> 01:09:27,193
  8251. I got a bunch of these
  8252. fancy-pants eggs
  8253.  
  8254. 1799
  8255. 01:09:27,195 --> 01:09:29,362
  8256. back at home. In my mansion.
  8257.  
  8258. 1800
  8259. 01:09:29,364 --> 01:09:32,167
  8260. - Uh-huh.
  8261. - This one's ugly. Hmm.
  8262.  
  8263. 1801
  8264. 01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:34,633
  8265. Does anybody know this guy?
  8266.  
  8267. 1802
  8268. 01:09:34,635 --> 01:09:37,268
  8269. I certainly hope so.
  8270.  
  8271. 1803
  8272. 01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:40,505
  8273. I'm the CEO
  8274. of Cyberdyne Systems.
  8275.  
  8276. 1804
  8277. 01:09:40,507 --> 01:09:42,773
  8278. I should go.
  8279.  
  8280. 1805
  8281. 01:09:42,775 --> 01:09:44,009
  8282. Boomer, take him down.
  8283.  
  8284. 1806
  8285. 01:09:44,011 --> 01:09:46,181
  8286. Everyone hold on
  8287. a goddamn second!
  8288.  
  8289. 1807
  8290. 01:09:50,650 --> 01:09:51,849
  8291. Boomer!
  8292.  
  8293. 1808
  8294. 01:09:51,851 --> 01:09:53,555
  8295. (ALL CLAMORING)
  8296.  
  8297. 1809
  8298. 01:09:54,922 --> 01:09:56,656
  8299. (YELPS)
  8300.  
  8301. 1810
  8302. 01:09:56,658 --> 01:09:57,790
  8303. Hey, any luck yet?
  8304.  
  8305. 1811
  8306. 01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:59,024
  8307. - No.
  8308. - You?
  8309.  
  8310. 1812
  8311. 01:09:59,026 --> 01:10:01,260
  8312. Go! Go! Go!
  8313. I got it! I got it!
  8314.  
  8315. 1813
  8316. 01:10:01,262 --> 01:10:03,062
  8317. Let's go! Come on!
  8318.  
  8319. 1814
  8320. 01:10:03,064 --> 01:10:04,729
  8321. (EXCLAIMING)
  8322.  
  8323. 1815
  8324. 01:10:04,731 --> 01:10:05,964
  8325. (GASPS AND GROANS)
  8326.  
  8327. 1816
  8328. 01:10:05,966 --> 01:10:07,334
  8329. (COUGHING)
  8330.  
  8331. 1817
  8332. 01:10:08,035 --> 01:10:09,835
  8333. (BOOMER PANTING)
  8334.  
  8335. 1818
  8336. 01:10:09,837 --> 01:10:11,504
  8337. (RYAN GROANING)
  8338.  
  8339. 1819
  8340. 01:10:11,506 --> 01:10:13,072
  8341. - (RYAN EXCLAIMS)
  8342. - (SCREAMS)
  8343.  
  8344. 1820
  8345. 01:10:13,074 --> 01:10:14,474
  8346. - (CLATTERING)
  8347. - RYAN: Sorry. Sorry.
  8348.  
  8349. 1821
  8350. 01:10:14,476 --> 01:10:15,643
  8351. Hey, Ryan! Ryan!
  8352.  
  8353. 1822
  8354. 01:10:16,110 --> 01:10:17,609
  8355. Oh, shit.
  8356.  
  8357. 1823
  8358. 01:10:17,611 --> 01:10:19,045
  8359. Um, uh...
  8360.  
  8361. 1824
  8362. 01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:20,679
  8363. Okay, okay.
  8364.  
  8365. 1825
  8366. 01:10:20,681 --> 01:10:22,149
  8367. Shit! Okay.
  8368.  
  8369. 1826
  8370. 01:10:25,218 --> 01:10:28,756
  8371. Michelle, I'm open!
  8372. Hit me. Baby.
  8373.  
  8374. 1827
  8375. 01:10:30,658 --> 01:10:32,858
  8376. - Oh-ho-ho!
  8377. - BODYGUARD: Security!
  8378.  
  8379. 1828
  8380. 01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,493
  8381. No, you don't.
  8382.  
  8383. 1829
  8384. 01:10:34,495 --> 01:10:35,960
  8385. Oh, shit!
  8386.  
  8387. 1830
  8388. 01:10:35,962 --> 01:10:37,162
  8389. Kev, up here! Throw it!
  8390.  
  8391. 1831
  8392. 01:10:37,164 --> 01:10:38,430
  8393. - I got it!
  8394. - (GRUNTS)
  8395.  
  8396. 1832
  8397. 01:10:38,432 --> 01:10:41,666
  8398. Oh! Oh, my God, yes, yes!
  8399. Yes, yes, yes!
  8400.  
  8401. 1833
  8402. 01:10:41,668 --> 01:10:45,938
  8403. Oh, no! No! No!
  8404. Get away! Get away!
  8405.  
  8406. 1834
  8407. 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:48,076
  8408. - (SCREAMS)
  8409. - (BOTH GRUNT)
  8410.  
  8411. 1835
  8412. 01:10:49,677 --> 01:10:51,209
  8413. Okay. Oh!
  8414.  
  8415. 1836
  8416. 01:10:51,211 --> 01:10:52,678
  8417. BODYGUARD:
  8418. Go to the other side!
  8419.  
  8420. 1837
  8421. 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,479
  8422. Oh, my God! (YELPS)
  8423.  
  8424. 1838
  8425. 01:10:54,481 --> 01:10:56,514
  8426. MAX: Annie! Annie,
  8427. where are you?
  8428.  
  8429. 1839
  8430. 01:10:56,516 --> 01:10:59,486
  8431. - ANNIE: Max! Max!
  8432. - MAX: Over here! Hey!
  8433.  
  8434. 1840
  8435. 01:11:02,056 --> 01:11:04,225
  8436. (BOTH GRUNTING)
  8437.  
  8438. 1841
  8439. 01:11:06,226 --> 01:11:07,660
  8440. MAX: No! No, no.
  8441.  
  8442. 1842
  8443. 01:11:07,662 --> 01:11:09,097
  8444. (MAX PANTING)
  8445.  
  8446. 1843
  8447. 01:11:09,829 --> 01:11:11,231
  8448. Get off me! (GRUNTING)
  8449.  
  8450. 1844
  8451. 01:11:14,802 --> 01:11:15,867
  8452. No!
  8453.  
  8454. 1845
  8455. 01:11:15,869 --> 01:11:17,204
  8456. Oh!
  8457.  
  8458. 1846
  8459. 01:11:18,137 --> 01:11:20,175
  8460. (SIGHS) That was easy.
  8461.  
  8462. 1847
  8463. 01:11:22,142 --> 01:11:24,076
  8464. - (SCREAMING)
  8465. - (YELLING)
  8466.  
  8467. 1848
  8468. 01:11:24,078 --> 01:11:26,080
  8469. (BOTH GROAN)
  8470.  
  8471. 1849
  8472. 01:11:28,749 --> 01:11:33,184
  8473. Man, glass tables
  8474. are acting weird tonight.
  8475.  
  8476. 1850
  8477. 01:11:33,186 --> 01:11:35,720
  8478. - MICHELLE: Go, go, go!
  8479. - (ALL SHOUTING)
  8480.  
  8481. 1851
  8482. 01:11:35,722 --> 01:11:37,223
  8483. KEVIN: Get in the van!
  8484.  
  8485. 1852
  8486. 01:11:37,225 --> 01:11:38,956
  8487. ANNIE: Get in, get in, get in!
  8488.  
  8489. 1853
  8490. 01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,992
  8491. - Get 'em!
  8492. - Get 'em!
  8493.  
  8494. 1854
  8495. 01:11:40,994 --> 01:11:42,629
  8496. (ALL PANTING)
  8497.  
  8498. 1855
  8499. 01:11:55,776 --> 01:11:57,609
  8500. So, you don't wanna
  8501. have a baby,
  8502.  
  8503. 1856
  8504. 01:11:57,611 --> 01:11:59,513
  8505. so we can do
  8506. more shit like that?
  8507.  
  8508. 1857
  8509. 01:12:00,213 --> 01:12:02,480
  8510. No. No.
  8511.  
  8512. 1858
  8513. 01:12:02,482 --> 01:12:04,517
  8514. Is that the fruit
  8515. you were thinking about?
  8516.  
  8517. 1859
  8518. 01:12:04,519 --> 01:12:07,053
  8519. Mmm-mmm.
  8520. That's not the fruit. No.
  8521.  
  8522. 1860
  8523. 01:12:07,055 --> 01:12:08,720
  8524. Hey, thanks for the assist.
  8525.  
  8526. 1861
  8527. 01:12:08,722 --> 01:12:10,622
  8528. Yeah.
  8529.  
  8530. 1862
  8531. 01:12:10,624 --> 01:12:13,593
  8532. I don't even know why
  8533. I really did it. (CHUCKLES)
  8534.  
  8535. 1863
  8536. 01:12:13,595 --> 01:12:15,126
  8537. Do you think it's 'cause
  8538. you're falling for me?
  8539.  
  8540. 1864
  8541. 01:12:15,128 --> 01:12:16,363
  8542. (BOTH LAUGH)
  8543.  
  8544. 1865
  8545. 01:12:17,864 --> 01:12:18,899
  8546. I...
  8547.  
  8548. 1866
  8549. 01:12:19,734 --> 01:12:21,767
  8550. Not... Not sure.
  8551.  
  8552. 1867
  8553. 01:12:21,769 --> 01:12:24,135
  8554. Ugh. I was joking.
  8555.  
  8556. 1868
  8557. 01:12:24,137 --> 01:12:26,839
  8558. Oh. Okay. Yeah.
  8559.  
  8560. 1869
  8561. 01:12:26,841 --> 01:12:29,207
  8562. Aren't you gonna say
  8563. you were joking, too?
  8564.  
  8565. 1870
  8566. 01:12:29,209 --> 01:12:32,077
  8567. - Do you want me to?
  8568. - Oh, my God,
  8569.  
  8570. 1871
  8571. 01:12:32,079 --> 01:12:33,679
  8572. - Stop it.
  8573. - Okay, fine.
  8574.  
  8575. 1872
  8576. 01:12:33,681 --> 01:12:35,447
  8577. It's two minutes to 12:00.
  8578. Where the hell is this bridge?
  8579.  
  8580. 1873
  8581. 01:12:35,449 --> 01:12:36,948
  8582. GPS says
  8583. it's right around here,
  8584.  
  8585. 1874
  8586. 01:12:36,950 --> 01:12:38,550
  8587. but I don't see it.
  8588.  
  8589. 1875
  8590. 01:12:38,552 --> 01:12:40,484
  8591. Oh, oh. Oh.
  8592. There it is. 4th Street.
  8593.  
  8594. 1876
  8595. 01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:43,288
  8596. - Oh, shit!
  8597. - (BRAKES SCREECHING)
  8598.  
  8599. 1877
  8600. 01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:45,260
  8601. - (MAX GRUNTS)
  8602. - (ALL GASP)
  8603.  
  8604. 1878
  8605. 01:12:47,962 --> 01:12:50,528
  8606. - Oh, my.
  8607. - That's great.
  8608.  
  8609. 1879
  8610. 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,833
  8611. That's great. Now they're
  8612. gonna kill my brother.
  8613.  
  8614. 1880
  8615. 01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:55,837
  8616. ANNIE: Oh, God!
  8617.  
  8618. 1881
  8619. 01:12:56,669 --> 01:12:58,804
  8620. Hold on.
  8621.  
  8622. 1882
  8623. 01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:01,740
  8624. I'm not an expert, but these
  8625. gems look plastic to me.
  8626.  
  8627. 1883
  8628. 01:13:01,742 --> 01:13:04,309
  8629. "Made in China."
  8630. Is this thing not even real?
  8631.  
  8632. 1884
  8633. 01:13:04,311 --> 01:13:06,144
  8634. Maybe just that sticker
  8635. was made in China.
  8636.  
  8637. 1885
  8638. 01:13:06,146 --> 01:13:07,379
  8639. - Let's let them talk.
  8640. - MAX: Can I see?
  8641.  
  8642. 1886
  8643. 01:13:07,381 --> 01:13:08,648
  8644. KEVIN: Hey,
  8645. why would The Bulgarian
  8646.  
  8647. 1887
  8648. 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:10,549
  8649. ask Brooks to bring him
  8650. a fake egg?
  8651.  
  8652. 1888
  8653. 01:13:10,551 --> 01:13:13,518
  8654. Uh, I don't think
  8655. he wanted an egg at all.
  8656.  
  8657. 1889
  8658. 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,723
  8659. I think he wanted
  8660. what was inside the egg.
  8661.  
  8662. 1890
  8663. 01:13:17,525 --> 01:13:19,858
  8664. "WITSEC."
  8665. What is that?
  8666.  
  8667. 1891
  8668. 01:13:19,860 --> 01:13:21,093
  8669. Um...
  8670.  
  8671. 1892
  8672. 01:13:21,095 --> 01:13:23,231
  8673. We could ask them?
  8674.  
  8675. 1893
  8676. 01:13:39,879 --> 01:13:41,913
  8677. KIDNAPPER: You tell anyone
  8678. we were coming here?
  8679.  
  8680. 1894
  8681. 01:13:41,915 --> 01:13:43,415
  8682. MAX: No.
  8683.  
  8684. 1895
  8685. 01:13:43,417 --> 01:13:44,616
  8686. I've got your egg.
  8687.  
  8688. 1896
  8689. 01:13:44,618 --> 01:13:47,251
  8690. - You do?
  8691. - Yeah, but we broke it.
  8692.  
  8693. 1897
  8694. 01:13:47,253 --> 01:13:48,720
  8695. - What?
  8696. - Well, it was a fake.
  8697.  
  8698. 1898
  8699. 01:13:48,722 --> 01:13:50,589
  8700. But we have the list of names
  8701. that was inside.
  8702.  
  8703. 1899
  8704. 01:13:50,591 --> 01:13:52,293
  8705. That's what you wanted, right?
  8706.  
  8707. 1900
  8708. 01:13:55,395 --> 01:13:57,661
  8709. Okay. Get on the ground.
  8710.  
  8711. 1901
  8712. 01:13:57,663 --> 01:13:59,831
  8713. We've got what you want.
  8714. Can't you just let us go?
  8715.  
  8716. 1902
  8717. 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:02,535
  8718. I said, "On the ground!"
  8719.  
  8720. 1903
  8721. 01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,303
  8722. You too, playboy, get over
  8723. there. Get on the ground.
  8724.  
  8725. 1904
  8726. 01:14:04,305 --> 01:14:05,804
  8727. KIDNAPPER 2: Yeah.
  8728.  
  8729. 1905
  8730. 01:14:05,806 --> 01:14:07,906
  8731. KIDNAPPER: None of that
  8732. child pose shit, either.
  8733.  
  8734. 1906
  8735. 01:14:07,908 --> 01:14:10,474
  8736. The Bulgarian's gonna kill me,
  8737. probably you guys, too.
  8738.  
  8739. 1907
  8740. 01:14:10,476 --> 01:14:12,077
  8741. Why did you come here?
  8742.  
  8743. 1908
  8744. 01:14:12,079 --> 01:14:13,745
  8745. Because you're my brother,
  8746. and I can't just let you die,
  8747.  
  8748. 1909
  8749. 01:14:13,747 --> 01:14:17,349
  8750. even though
  8751. you might deserve it.
  8752.  
  8753. 1910
  8754. 01:14:17,351 --> 01:14:19,952
  8755. You're unbelievable,
  8756. you know that?
  8757.  
  8758. 1911
  8759. 01:14:19,954 --> 01:14:22,420
  8760. You've always been
  8761. a better person than me.
  8762.  
  8763. 1912
  8764. 01:14:22,422 --> 01:14:24,322
  8765. You gotta shut up. Okay?
  8766.  
  8767. 1913
  8768. 01:14:24,324 --> 01:14:27,225
  8769. Listen. I'm a fraud, Max.
  8770.  
  8771. 1914
  8772. 01:14:27,227 --> 01:14:30,027
  8773. I'm not the carefree dude that
  8774. wins at everything he touches.
  8775.  
  8776. 1915
  8777. 01:14:30,029 --> 01:14:31,130
  8778. You know how I win?
  8779.  
  8780. 1916
  8781. 01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:32,630
  8782. I cheat.
  8783. I cheat at everything.
  8784.  
  8785. 1917
  8786. 01:14:32,632 --> 01:14:34,868
  8787. I even cheated when we were
  8788. kids playing Battleship.
  8789.  
  8790. 1918
  8791. 01:14:36,637 --> 01:14:37,768
  8792. What?
  8793.  
  8794. 1919
  8795. 01:14:37,770 --> 01:14:39,904
  8796. Didn't you ever wonder
  8797. why I made you sit
  8798.  
  8799. 1920
  8800. 01:14:39,906 --> 01:14:41,238
  8801. with your back to the TV?
  8802.  
  8803. 1921
  8804. 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:44,309
  8805. It was so I could see
  8806. your ships in the reflection.
  8807.  
  8808. 1922
  8809. 01:14:44,311 --> 01:14:47,846
  8810. I mean, I even took five grand
  8811. every time we played Monopoly
  8812.  
  8813. 1923
  8814. 01:14:47,848 --> 01:14:49,581
  8815. before we even
  8816. started playing the game.
  8817.  
  8818. 1924
  8819. 01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:53,085
  8820. I cheated at the Game of Life.
  8821. And at the game of life.
  8822.  
  8823. 1925
  8824. 01:14:53,087 --> 01:14:54,553
  8825. You son of a bitch.
  8826.  
  8827. 1926
  8828. 01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:57,855
  8829. - You son of a bitch!
  8830. - Yo, sit down.
  8831.  
  8832. 1927
  8833. 01:14:57,857 --> 01:14:59,890
  8834. - What about you, Princess?
  8835. - I don't have anything.
  8836.  
  8837. 1928
  8838. 01:14:59,892 --> 01:15:03,562
  8839. But it didn't stop there,
  8840. because when we grew up, Max,
  8841.  
  8842. 1929
  8843. 01:15:03,564 --> 01:15:06,598
  8844. you went off
  8845. to college, and I...
  8846.  
  8847. 1930
  8848. 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,966
  8849. You got a career, you...
  8850.  
  8851. 1931
  8852. 01:15:08,968 --> 01:15:11,803
  8853. You married the greatest girl
  8854. in the world.
  8855.  
  8856. 1932
  8857. 01:15:11,805 --> 01:15:13,938
  8858. I knew I couldn't keep up
  8859. with that success.
  8860.  
  8861. 1933
  8862. 01:15:13,940 --> 01:15:15,707
  8863. So I...
  8864.  
  8865. 1934
  8866. 01:15:15,709 --> 01:15:18,009
  8867. I told everyone that I got
  8868. a job on Wall Street.
  8869.  
  8870. 1935
  8871. 01:15:18,011 --> 01:15:19,577
  8872. And I did.
  8873.  
  8874. 1936
  8875. 01:15:19,579 --> 01:15:22,350
  8876. Selling coke to traders.
  8877.  
  8878. 1937
  8879. 01:15:23,618 --> 01:15:25,317
  8880. You didn't invest in Panera?
  8881.  
  8882. 1938
  8883. 01:15:25,319 --> 01:15:26,885
  8884. I ate at Panera.
  8885.  
  8886. 1939
  8887. 01:15:26,887 --> 01:15:28,554
  8888. Jesus Christ.
  8889.  
  8890. 1940
  8891. 01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:30,054
  8892. KIDNAPPER 2: What's going on?
  8893.  
  8894. 1941
  8895. 01:15:30,056 --> 01:15:31,924
  8896. But that's why I've been
  8897. trying to make it up to you.
  8898.  
  8899. 1942
  8900. 01:15:31,926 --> 01:15:33,558
  8901. That's what this whole
  8902. game night was about.
  8903.  
  8904. 1943
  8905. 01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:37,630
  8906. See, I had it rigged
  8907. so that you'd finally win.
  8908.  
  8909. 1944
  8910. 01:15:37,632 --> 01:15:40,631
  8911. The last clue
  8912. was gonna lead you...
  8913.  
  8914. 1945
  8915. 01:15:40,633 --> 01:15:42,102
  8916. Your jacket pocket.
  8917.  
  8918. 1946
  8919. 01:15:52,245 --> 01:15:53,480
  8920. ANNIE: Huh.
  8921.  
  8922. 1947
  8923. 01:15:55,449 --> 01:15:57,719
  8924. Surprise. (CHUCKLES)
  8925.  
  8926. 1948
  8927. 01:16:00,753 --> 01:16:03,221
  8928. I even managed to fuck
  8929. that up, though. I'm so sorry.
  8930.  
  8931. 1949
  8932. 01:16:03,223 --> 01:16:07,326
  8933. - I'm so sorry, Max. (SIGHS)
  8934. - (SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
  8935.  
  8936. 1950
  8937. 01:16:07,328 --> 01:16:09,560
  8938. I think we're gonna be okay,
  8939. though. I got a feeling.
  8940.  
  8941. 1951
  8942. 01:16:09,562 --> 01:16:10,931
  8943. You want us to kill them all?
  8944.  
  8945. 1952
  8946. 01:16:12,098 --> 01:16:13,465
  8947. - BOTH: What?
  8948. - Okay.
  8949.  
  8950. 1953
  8951. 01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,566
  8952. ANNIE: Wait, wait.
  8953. Just let us go.
  8954.  
  8955. 1954
  8956. 01:16:14,568 --> 01:16:15,968
  8957. We won't tell anyone anything.
  8958.  
  8959. 1955
  8960. 01:16:15,970 --> 01:16:17,868
  8961. - We got you the list!
  8962. - (SIRENS APPROACHING)
  8963.  
  8964. 1956
  8965. 01:16:17,870 --> 01:16:20,607
  8966. - What the fuck, man?
  8967. - Fuck! God damn it!
  8968.  
  8969. 1957
  8970. 01:16:22,476 --> 01:16:23,541
  8971. - Oh, shit. The fuzz.
  8972. - Fuck, man!
  8973.  
  8974. 1958
  8975. 01:16:23,543 --> 01:16:25,077
  8976. Freeze!
  8977.  
  8978. 1959
  8979. 01:16:25,079 --> 01:16:25,978
  8980. MAX: Gary?
  8981.  
  8982. 1960
  8983. 01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:27,411
  8984. Don't even think
  8985. about it, pig.
  8986.  
  8987. 1961
  8988. 01:16:27,413 --> 01:16:29,380
  8989. Can't say I care
  8990. for that nomenclature.
  8991.  
  8992. 1962
  8993. 01:16:29,382 --> 01:16:30,916
  8994. (YELLS)
  8995.  
  8996. 1963
  8997. 01:16:30,918 --> 01:16:32,350
  8998. (ALL GASPING)
  8999.  
  9000. 1964
  9001. 01:16:32,352 --> 01:16:33,654
  9002. MAX: Get down!
  9003.  
  9004. 1965
  9005. 01:16:34,421 --> 01:16:36,423
  9006. KIDNAPPER: Come on, bitch!
  9007.  
  9008. 1966
  9009. 01:16:40,194 --> 01:16:41,396
  9010. (GROANS)
  9011.  
  9012. 1967
  9013. 01:16:42,361 --> 01:16:43,528
  9014. (GROANING)
  9015.  
  9016. 1968
  9017. 01:16:43,530 --> 01:16:45,031
  9018. God damn it!
  9019.  
  9020. 1969
  9021. 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,605
  9022. Hey, isn't that your neighbor?
  9023.  
  9024. 1970
  9025. 01:16:54,607 --> 01:16:56,308
  9026. KEVIN: When did Gary
  9027. get so cool?
  9028.  
  9029. 1971
  9030. 01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:58,477
  9031. - RYAN: Oh, my God!
  9032. - Everybody okay?
  9033.  
  9034. 1972
  9035. 01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,179
  9036. - You're cool-ass Gary.
  9037. - You all right?
  9038.  
  9039. 1973
  9040. 01:17:00,181 --> 01:17:02,380
  9041. Fine, thank you.
  9042.  
  9043. 1974
  9044. 01:17:02,382 --> 01:17:04,416
  9045. Though, in sliding,
  9046. my belt buckle
  9047.  
  9048. 1975
  9049. 01:17:04,418 --> 01:17:06,452
  9050. may have inadvertently
  9051. scratched
  9052.  
  9053. 1976
  9054. 01:17:06,454 --> 01:17:07,920
  9055. the finish of my squad car.
  9056.  
  9057. 1977
  9058. 01:17:07,922 --> 01:17:09,653
  9059. How did you know
  9060. we were in trouble?
  9061.  
  9062. 1978
  9063. 01:17:09,655 --> 01:17:12,491
  9064. The nocturnal Jenga game,
  9065.  
  9066. 1979
  9067. 01:17:12,493 --> 01:17:14,660
  9068. my blood-spattered
  9069. marital souvenirs,
  9070.  
  9071. 1980
  9072. 01:17:14,662 --> 01:17:18,796
  9073. and Max's curious search
  9074. history piqued my interest.
  9075.  
  9076. 1981
  9077. 01:17:18,798 --> 01:17:21,198
  9078. - Right. Oh, God.
  9079. - You, uh...
  9080.  
  9081. 1982
  9082. 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:23,033
  9083. You saved our lives.
  9084.  
  9085. 1983
  9086. 01:17:23,035 --> 01:17:24,635
  9087. Thank you.
  9088.  
  9089. 1984
  9090. 01:17:24,637 --> 01:17:26,506
  9091. Just doing my job.
  9092.  
  9093. 1985
  9094. 01:17:27,641 --> 01:17:28,941
  9095. - RYAN: Oh, my God!
  9096. - ALL: Oh!
  9097.  
  9098. 1986
  9099. 01:17:28,943 --> 01:17:31,012
  9100. - SARAH: Shit!
  9101. - KEVIN: Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
  9102.  
  9103. 1987
  9104. 01:17:32,145 --> 01:17:34,313
  9105. ANNIE: Gary!
  9106.  
  9107. 1988
  9108. 01:17:34,315 --> 01:17:36,548
  9109. SARAH: Hello? I need
  9110. an ambulance. Officer down.
  9111.  
  9112. 1989
  9113. 01:17:36,550 --> 01:17:37,782
  9114. - ANNIE: Oh, shit!
  9115. - MAX: Hang in there, pal.
  9116.  
  9117. 1990
  9118. 01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:39,416
  9119. Hang on, hang on, pal.
  9120.  
  9121. 1991
  9122. 01:17:39,418 --> 01:17:40,652
  9123. Hang on.
  9124. You're gonna be all right.
  9125.  
  9126. 1992
  9127. 01:17:40,654 --> 01:17:41,786
  9128. We're gonna
  9129. get you to a hospital.
  9130.  
  9131. 1993
  9132. 01:17:41,788 --> 01:17:43,421
  9133. Okay, look at me. Gary, look.
  9134.  
  9135. 1994
  9136. 01:17:43,423 --> 01:17:45,456
  9137. You have got
  9138. a lot to live for, okay?
  9139.  
  9140. 1995
  9141. 01:17:45,458 --> 01:17:46,691
  9142. Do I?
  9143.  
  9144. 1996
  9145. 01:17:46,693 --> 01:17:48,193
  9146. - MAX: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
  9147. - ANNIE: Yeah.
  9148.  
  9149. 1997
  9150. 01:17:48,195 --> 01:17:49,797
  9151. I have no wife.
  9152.  
  9153. 1998
  9154. 01:17:51,464 --> 01:17:53,264
  9155. - No friends.
  9156. - MAX: That's not true.
  9157.  
  9158. 1999
  9159. 01:17:53,266 --> 01:17:54,465
  9160. No, don't say that.
  9161.  
  9162. 2000
  9163. 01:17:54,467 --> 01:17:55,567
  9164. You got us.
  9165. We're your friends.
  9166.  
  9167. 2001
  9168. 01:17:55,569 --> 01:17:56,935
  9169. You've got us.
  9170.  
  9171. 2002
  9172. 01:17:56,937 --> 01:18:00,906
  9173. You don't even like
  9174. spending time with me.
  9175.  
  9176. 2003
  9177. 01:18:00,908 --> 01:18:02,240
  9178. Yes, we do.
  9179. We just...
  9180.  
  9181. 2004
  9182. 01:18:02,242 --> 01:18:04,175
  9183. We've been a little selfish,
  9184. that's all.
  9185.  
  9186. 2005
  9187. 01:18:04,177 --> 01:18:05,609
  9188. - Right, right.
  9189. - I'm sorry about that.
  9190.  
  9191. 2006
  9192. 01:18:05,611 --> 01:18:07,045
  9193. - (GROANS)
  9194. - Oh, God. Oh, God.
  9195.  
  9196. 2007
  9197. 01:18:07,047 --> 01:18:10,014
  9198. - (WEAKLY) Bastian.
  9199. - MAX: Huh?
  9200.  
  9201. 2008
  9202. 01:18:10,016 --> 01:18:12,416
  9203. Someone please take care
  9204. of Bastian.
  9205.  
  9206. 2009
  9207. 01:18:12,418 --> 01:18:15,621
  9208. Gary, you are gonna take care
  9209. of Bastian yourself, okay?
  9210.  
  9211. 2010
  9212. 01:18:15,623 --> 01:18:17,255
  9213. Listen. As soon as you get out
  9214. of the hospital,
  9215.  
  9216. 2011
  9217. 01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:19,160
  9218. you're gonna come to every
  9219. single game night we have.
  9220.  
  9221. 2012
  9222. 01:18:20,494 --> 01:18:22,294
  9223. Don't...
  9224.  
  9225. 2013
  9226. 01:18:22,296 --> 01:18:23,362
  9227. MAX: Yeah?
  9228.  
  9229. 2014
  9230. 01:18:23,364 --> 01:18:25,529
  9231. Don't you
  9232.  
  9233. 2015
  9234. 01:18:25,531 --> 01:18:27,568
  9235. ever
  9236.  
  9237. 2016
  9238. 01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:30,268
  9239. exclude me again.
  9240.  
  9241. 2017
  9242. 01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:33,006
  9243. - Never exclude you again, pal.
  9244. - ANNIE: No.
  9245.  
  9246. 2018
  9247. 01:18:35,008 --> 01:18:37,443
  9248. - Oh, God. What is that?
  9249. - What's that?
  9250.  
  9251. 2019
  9252. 01:18:37,445 --> 01:18:39,844
  9253. ANNIE: Is that a blood clot?
  9254.  
  9255. 2020
  9256. 01:18:39,846 --> 01:18:41,979
  9257. It's a blood capsule.
  9258.  
  9259. 2021
  9260. 01:18:41,981 --> 01:18:44,683
  9261. - ANNIE: Huh?
  9262. - A blood capsule?
  9263.  
  9264. 2022
  9265. 01:18:44,685 --> 01:18:49,557
  9266. And that is how you do
  9267. a game night. (CHUCKLES)
  9268.  
  9269. 2023
  9270. 01:18:52,193 --> 01:18:53,226
  9271. What?
  9272.  
  9273. 2024
  9274. 01:18:55,495 --> 01:18:57,095
  9275. I've duped you all.
  9276.  
  9277. 2025
  9278. 01:18:57,097 --> 01:18:58,897
  9279. MICHELLE: Wha...
  9280.  
  9281. 2026
  9282. 01:18:58,899 --> 01:19:00,866
  9283. Hold on a second.
  9284. Are you telling me
  9285.  
  9286. 2027
  9287. 01:19:00,868 --> 01:19:02,300
  9288. that this whole thing
  9289. was a game?
  9290.  
  9291. 2028
  9292. 01:19:02,302 --> 01:19:04,068
  9293. (BOTH GRUNTING)
  9294.  
  9295. 2029
  9296. 01:19:04,070 --> 01:19:06,138
  9297. - (SCREAMS)
  9298. - What? What?
  9299.  
  9300. 2030
  9301. 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:07,605
  9302. - They, they...
  9303. - SARAH: Shit!
  9304.  
  9305. 2031
  9306. 01:19:07,607 --> 01:19:09,374
  9307. I'm sorry. They got up.
  9308. They got up.
  9309.  
  9310. 2032
  9311. 01:19:09,376 --> 01:19:11,143
  9312. When I learned you stopped
  9313. inviting me to your game nights,
  9314.  
  9315. 2033
  9316. 01:19:11,145 --> 01:19:13,911
  9317. I hijacked Brooks'
  9318. murder mystery party
  9319.  
  9320. 2034
  9321. 01:19:13,913 --> 01:19:16,413
  9322. and I staged a kidnapping
  9323. of my own.
  9324.  
  9325. 2035
  9326. 01:19:16,415 --> 01:19:17,816
  9327. You gotta be kidding me.
  9328.  
  9329. 2036
  9330. 01:19:17,818 --> 01:19:19,318
  9331. What better way
  9332. to prove my worth
  9333.  
  9334. 2037
  9335. 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,719
  9336. as a game night participant?
  9337.  
  9338. 2038
  9339. 01:19:20,721 --> 01:19:22,920
  9340. Well, what about these dudes?
  9341. Are they actors?
  9342.  
  9343. 2039
  9344. 01:19:22,922 --> 01:19:25,157
  9345. Oh, no. They're...
  9346. They're felons.
  9347.  
  9348. 2040
  9349. 01:19:25,159 --> 01:19:26,291
  9350. Felons?
  9351.  
  9352. 2041
  9353. 01:19:26,293 --> 01:19:27,893
  9354. I was able to shave some
  9355. time off of their parole
  9356.  
  9357. 2042
  9358. 01:19:27,895 --> 01:19:30,661
  9359. in exchange for
  9360. this little side project.
  9361.  
  9362. 2043
  9363. 01:19:30,663 --> 01:19:32,730
  9364. - We square now?
  9365. - Thank you, gentlemen.
  9366.  
  9367. 2044
  9368. 01:19:32,732 --> 01:19:34,032
  9369. That lady hit me with the car.
  9370.  
  9371. 2045
  9372. 01:19:34,034 --> 01:19:35,901
  9373. Hey, what the hell kinda
  9374. psycho are you?
  9375.  
  9376. 2046
  9377. 01:19:35,903 --> 01:19:38,469
  9378. You put us through all this,
  9379. just for your own amusement?
  9380.  
  9381. 2047
  9382. 01:19:38,471 --> 01:19:42,240
  9383. No, no. Just the opposite.
  9384. For your amusement.
  9385.  
  9386. 2048
  9387. 01:19:42,242 --> 01:19:43,175
  9388. Did everyone have fun?
  9389.  
  9390. 2049
  9391. 01:19:43,177 --> 01:19:44,975
  9392. - ALL: No! No.
  9393. - RYAN: Yeah. No.
  9394.  
  9395. 2050
  9396. 01:19:44,977 --> 01:19:47,880
  9397. - No fun! I got shot!
  9398. - By me!
  9399.  
  9400. 2051
  9401. 01:19:47,882 --> 01:19:49,413
  9402. I don't see
  9403. how that's possible.
  9404.  
  9405. 2052
  9406. 01:19:49,415 --> 01:19:50,749
  9407. My men were using blanks.
  9408.  
  9409. 2053
  9410. 01:19:50,751 --> 01:19:52,751
  9411. Well, that was my gun.
  9412. It was a real gun.
  9413.  
  9414. 2054
  9415. 01:19:52,753 --> 01:19:55,152
  9416. So, this whole thing,
  9417. the Faberge egg,
  9418.  
  9419. 2055
  9420. 01:19:55,154 --> 01:19:56,990
  9421. The Bulgarian.
  9422. That was you?
  9423.  
  9424. 2056
  9425. 01:19:58,592 --> 01:19:59,724
  9426. You've lost me.
  9427.  
  9428. 2057
  9429. 01:19:59,726 --> 01:20:02,094
  9430. The egg, the WITSEC list?
  9431.  
  9432. 2058
  9433. 01:20:02,096 --> 01:20:04,332
  9434. It's all you.
  9435. All part of your game?
  9436.  
  9437. 2059
  9438. 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:10,167
  9439. This is a list of people in the
  9440. Federal Witness Protection program.
  9441.  
  9442. 2060
  9443. 01:20:10,169 --> 01:20:12,737
  9444. - How did you get this?
  9445. - From inside the egg.
  9446.  
  9447. 2061
  9448. 01:20:12,739 --> 01:20:13,837
  9449. Stop fucking with us.
  9450. It's over!
  9451.  
  9452. 2062
  9453. 01:20:13,839 --> 01:20:15,107
  9454. I'm not fudging with you.
  9455.  
  9456. 2063
  9457. 01:20:15,109 --> 01:20:16,977
  9458. I honestly have no idea
  9459. what... (GROANS)
  9460.  
  9461. 2064
  9462. 01:20:18,878 --> 01:20:22,080
  9463. Oh, boy. Yikes!
  9464.  
  9465. 2065
  9466. 01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:23,314
  9467. I mean, how stupid
  9468. do you think we are?
  9469.  
  9470. 2066
  9471. 01:20:23,316 --> 01:20:24,883
  9472. - Hey, Max...
  9473. - Gang, are we looking
  9474.  
  9475. 2067
  9476. 01:20:24,885 --> 01:20:27,051
  9477. at the big twist here?
  9478. He gets shot again!
  9479.  
  9480. 2068
  9481. 01:20:27,053 --> 01:20:28,687
  9482. And by who?
  9483. A couple of new characters
  9484.  
  9485. 2069
  9486. 01:20:28,689 --> 01:20:29,987
  9487. you introduce
  9488. at the last minute.
  9489.  
  9490. 2070
  9491. 01:20:29,989 --> 01:20:31,756
  9492. Dude, you've jumped the shark!
  9493.  
  9494. 2071
  9495. 01:20:31,758 --> 01:20:33,358
  9496. Do you go to the magic shop
  9497. to buy a bunch
  9498.  
  9499. 2072
  9500. 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,395
  9501. - of these little bullets?
  9502. - No. (SCREAMS)
  9503.  
  9504. 2073
  9505. 01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:38,929
  9506. Hang on.
  9507.  
  9508. 2074
  9509. 01:20:38,931 --> 01:20:40,165
  9510. This is Officer Kingsbury.
  9511.  
  9512. 2075
  9513. 01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:41,700
  9514. We got a 10-00
  9515. on the 4th Street...
  9516.  
  9517. 2076
  9518. 01:20:41,702 --> 01:20:43,003
  9519. - (GROANS)
  9520. - (ALL GASP)
  9521.  
  9522. 2077
  9523. 01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:47,307
  9524. Which one of you
  9525. is Brooks Davis?
  9526.  
  9527. 2078
  9528. 01:20:50,177 --> 01:20:52,380
  9529. It's funny, you don't look
  9530. like an asshole.
  9531.  
  9532. 2079
  9533. 01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:56,113
  9534. Do I look like
  9535. as asshole to you?
  9536.  
  9537. 2080
  9538. 01:20:56,115 --> 01:20:57,447
  9539. No.
  9540.  
  9541. 2081
  9542. 01:20:57,449 --> 01:20:59,250
  9543. One of us has to be the
  9544. asshole in this transaction
  9545.  
  9546. 2082
  9547. 01:20:59,252 --> 01:21:01,051
  9548. because otherwise
  9549. I'd have my egg,
  9550.  
  9551. 2083
  9552. 01:21:01,053 --> 01:21:02,621
  9553. and you'd have your money.
  9554.  
  9555. 2084
  9556. 01:21:02,623 --> 01:21:05,826
  9557. But instead, we've wasted
  9558. our night tracking you down.
  9559.  
  9560. 2085
  9561. 01:21:07,092 --> 01:21:08,792
  9562. Now we're gonna
  9563. have to kill you.
  9564.  
  9565. 2086
  9566. 01:21:08,794 --> 01:21:10,996
  9567. - What? No, no, no, no.
  9568. - What?
  9569.  
  9570. 2087
  9571. 01:21:10,998 --> 01:21:12,464
  9572. Mr. Bulgarian, I'm assuming?
  9573.  
  9574. 2088
  9575. 01:21:12,466 --> 01:21:15,634
  9576. Hi, I'm Max. (STAMMERS)
  9577. I'm Brooks' brother.
  9578.  
  9579. 2089
  9580. 01:21:15,636 --> 01:21:17,768
  9581. And you know, look.
  9582. He screwed up.
  9583.  
  9584. 2090
  9585. 01:21:17,770 --> 01:21:19,203
  9586. - Right? You got greedy.
  9587. - Oh, yeah.
  9588.  
  9589. 2091
  9590. 01:21:19,205 --> 01:21:20,404
  9591. He admits it.
  9592.  
  9593. 2092
  9594. 01:21:20,406 --> 01:21:22,674
  9595. Good news is, though,
  9596. that we got your egg.
  9597.  
  9598. 2093
  9599. 01:21:22,676 --> 01:21:24,876
  9600. It is broken.
  9601. Uh, my screw-up.
  9602.  
  9603. 2094
  9604. 01:21:24,878 --> 01:21:27,813
  9605. But, um, I got the list.
  9606.  
  9607. 2095
  9608. 01:21:27,815 --> 01:21:29,413
  9609. Which I bet you've been after
  9610. this whole time.
  9611.  
  9612. 2096
  9613. 01:21:29,415 --> 01:21:30,648
  9614. What about this?
  9615.  
  9616. 2097
  9617. 01:21:30,650 --> 01:21:33,285
  9618. How about
  9619.  
  9620. 2098
  9621. 01:21:33,287 --> 01:21:34,819
  9622. you take this list
  9623.  
  9624. 2099
  9625. 01:21:34,821 --> 01:21:37,354
  9626. for free, and we all go
  9627. our separate ways?
  9628.  
  9629. 2100
  9630. 01:21:37,356 --> 01:21:38,990
  9631. Nobody gets hurt.
  9632.  
  9633. 2101
  9634. 01:21:38,992 --> 01:21:42,693
  9635. Uh, except the poor folks
  9636. on this list, I'm guessing.
  9637.  
  9638. 2102
  9639. 01:21:42,695 --> 01:21:44,595
  9640. (CHUCKLES)
  9641.  
  9642. 2103
  9643. 01:21:44,597 --> 01:21:45,800
  9644. Okay.
  9645.  
  9646. 2104
  9647. 01:21:46,266 --> 01:21:47,432
  9648. Okay?
  9649.  
  9650. 2105
  9651. 01:21:47,434 --> 01:21:49,634
  9652. Deal. Makes perfect sense.
  9653.  
  9654. 2106
  9655. 01:21:49,636 --> 01:21:51,769
  9656. No, no. You give him
  9657. that list, he's gonna kill me.
  9658.  
  9659. 2107
  9660. 01:21:51,771 --> 01:21:53,440
  9661. (LAUGHING) That's nonsense.
  9662.  
  9663. 2108
  9664. 01:21:55,109 --> 01:21:56,340
  9665. (GULPS)
  9666.  
  9667. 2109
  9668. 01:21:56,342 --> 01:21:58,475
  9669. What the hell
  9670. is wrong with you?
  9671.  
  9672. 2110
  9673. 01:21:58,477 --> 01:21:59,943
  9674. I'm just trying to buy myself
  9675. some time.
  9676.  
  9677. 2111
  9678. 01:21:59,945 --> 01:22:01,545
  9679. THE BULGARIAN: Not much.
  9680.  
  9681. 2112
  9682. 01:22:01,547 --> 01:22:03,917
  9683. We're just gonna cut it out
  9684. of you on the jet. Take him.
  9685.  
  9686. 2113
  9687. 01:22:07,287 --> 01:22:09,086
  9688. Don't follow us, Max.
  9689. I'm serious!
  9690.  
  9691. 2114
  9692. 01:22:09,088 --> 01:22:11,391
  9693. I'm not worried about that.
  9694.  
  9695. 2115
  9696. 01:22:12,293 --> 01:22:14,791
  9697. (MICHELLE YELPING)
  9698.  
  9699. 2116
  9700. 01:22:14,793 --> 01:22:16,327
  9701. You just letting them go?
  9702.  
  9703. 2117
  9704. 01:22:16,329 --> 01:22:18,662
  9705. Yeah, they've done
  9706. nothing wrong.
  9707.  
  9708. 2118
  9709. 01:22:18,664 --> 01:22:20,865
  9710. Only this one.
  9711.  
  9712. 2119
  9713. 01:22:20,867 --> 01:22:22,567
  9714. - Let's go.
  9715. - Don't follow us!
  9716.  
  9717. 2120
  9718. 01:22:22,569 --> 01:22:25,437
  9719. Gary! He's breathing.
  9720.  
  9721. 2121
  9722. 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:26,804
  9723. You know, the only
  9724. private air terminal
  9725.  
  9726. 2122
  9727. 01:22:26,806 --> 01:22:27,871
  9728. around here is at Conway.
  9729.  
  9730. 2123
  9731. 01:22:27,873 --> 01:22:29,808
  9732. Yeah. How are we
  9733. gonna get there?
  9734.  
  9735. 2124
  9736. 01:22:29,810 --> 01:22:31,443
  9737. Brooks' house is not
  9738. that far from here.
  9739.  
  9740. 2125
  9741. 01:22:31,445 --> 01:22:32,747
  9742. But our car's not there.
  9743.  
  9744. 2126
  9745. 01:22:33,980 --> 01:22:35,315
  9746. Yeah, it is.
  9747.  
  9748. 2127
  9749. 01:22:44,925 --> 01:22:46,357
  9750. You know,
  9751. you don't have to do this
  9752.  
  9753. 2128
  9754. 01:22:46,359 --> 01:22:48,259
  9755. because I can just
  9756. poop it out.
  9757.  
  9758. 2129
  9759. 01:22:48,261 --> 01:22:50,562
  9760. We're not gonna go digging
  9761. through your feces.
  9762.  
  9763. 2130
  9764. 01:22:50,564 --> 01:22:51,929
  9765. That's disgusting!
  9766.  
  9767. 2131
  9768. 01:22:51,931 --> 01:22:54,032
  9769. Now, hold still
  9770. while I cut your stomach open.
  9771.  
  9772. 2132
  9773. 01:22:54,034 --> 01:22:55,503
  9774. No, no! No! Whoa!
  9775.  
  9776. 2133
  9777. 01:22:56,669 --> 01:22:58,071
  9778. What the hell?
  9779.  
  9780. 2134
  9781. 01:23:00,039 --> 01:23:01,907
  9782. - Is that...
  9783. - That's my brother.
  9784.  
  9785. 2135
  9786. 01:23:01,909 --> 01:23:03,608
  9787. Get us in the air.
  9788.  
  9789. 2136
  9790. 01:23:03,610 --> 01:23:04,845
  9791. Now!
  9792.  
  9793. 2137
  9794. 01:23:15,788 --> 01:23:17,023
  9795. - Hold on!
  9796. - Oh!
  9797.  
  9798. 2138
  9799. 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,792
  9800. - You all right?
  9801. - Yeah, you?
  9802.  
  9803. 2139
  9804. 01:23:21,794 --> 01:23:22,997
  9805. - Yup, good.
  9806. - Okay.
  9807.  
  9808. 2140
  9809. 01:23:27,635 --> 01:23:29,233
  9810. Okay, okay. What's our plan?
  9811.  
  9812. 2141
  9813. 01:23:29,235 --> 01:23:31,870
  9814. (STAMMERS) I have one idea.
  9815. It's so crazy,
  9816.  
  9817. 2142
  9818. 01:23:31,872 --> 01:23:33,170
  9819. though, baby,
  9820. it just might work.
  9821.  
  9822. 2143
  9823. 01:23:33,172 --> 01:23:34,639
  9824. You're gonna crash the car
  9825. into the plane,
  9826.  
  9827. 2144
  9828. 01:23:34,641 --> 01:23:36,340
  9829. like Liam Neeson in Taken 3?
  9830.  
  9831. 2145
  9832. 01:23:36,342 --> 01:23:38,211
  9833. He did that in Taken 3, huh?
  9834.  
  9835. 2146
  9836. 01:23:42,347 --> 01:23:43,749
  9837. - All right, are you ready?
  9838. - Uh-huh.
  9839.  
  9840. 2147
  9841. 01:23:43,751 --> 01:23:45,418
  9842. - Here we go!
  9843. - (BOTH SCREAMING)
  9844.  
  9845. 2148
  9846. 01:23:47,553 --> 01:23:49,155
  9847. ANNIE: Oh, my God!
  9848.  
  9849. 2149
  9850. 01:23:50,723 --> 01:23:52,924
  9851. Uh, you missed it. (CHUCKLES)
  9852.  
  9853. 2150
  9854. 01:23:52,926 --> 01:23:54,261
  9855. Thanks, baby.
  9856.  
  9857. 2151
  9858. 01:23:59,097 --> 01:24:00,432
  9859. Brooks, we're coming!
  9860.  
  9861. 2152
  9862. 01:24:00,434 --> 01:24:02,035
  9863. BOTH: Whoo!
  9864.  
  9865. 2153
  9866. 01:24:02,668 --> 01:24:04,801
  9867. (ALL GRUNTING)
  9868.  
  9869. 2154
  9870. 01:24:04,803 --> 01:24:06,873
  9871. (MAX AND ANNIE SCREAMING)
  9872.  
  9873. 2155
  9874. 01:24:16,382 --> 01:24:18,251
  9875. (ANNIE PANTING)
  9876.  
  9877. 2156
  9878. 01:24:19,453 --> 01:24:23,257
  9879. Well, at least I got to
  9880. drive it for 10 minutes.
  9881.  
  9882. 2157
  9883. 01:24:25,325 --> 01:24:26,258
  9884. Oh, my God.
  9885.  
  9886. 2158
  9887. 01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:27,858
  9888. - We have to hide.
  9889. - Yeah.
  9890.  
  9891. 2159
  9892. 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:29,027
  9893. Okay. Go.
  9894.  
  9895. 2160
  9896. 01:24:29,029 --> 01:24:32,196
  9897. MAX: Oh, shit! Shit!
  9898.  
  9899. 2161
  9900. 01:24:32,198 --> 01:24:34,501
  9901. - (GASPS)
  9902. - Go, go, go! It's stuck.
  9903.  
  9904. 2162
  9905. 01:24:35,703 --> 01:24:36,971
  9906. Fuck!
  9907.  
  9908. 2163
  9909. 01:24:37,538 --> 01:24:39,073
  9910. God damn it!
  9911.  
  9912. 2164
  9913. 01:24:49,982 --> 01:24:51,318
  9914. (IMITATES BIRD CALL)
  9915.  
  9916. 2165
  9917. 01:24:54,954 --> 01:24:56,821
  9918. (ANNIE PANTING)
  9919.  
  9920. 2166
  9921. 01:24:56,823 --> 01:24:58,188
  9922. Where you at, lady?
  9923.  
  9924. 2167
  9925. 01:24:58,190 --> 01:25:01,158
  9926. Come on, you little bitch.
  9927.  
  9928. 2168
  9929. 01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,395
  9930. I know you're back here
  9931. somewhere.
  9932.  
  9933. 2169
  9934. 01:25:04,397 --> 01:25:08,265
  9935. Let's end this shit.
  9936. I won't kill you. Come out!
  9937.  
  9938. 2170
  9939. 01:25:08,267 --> 01:25:10,301
  9940. Come on,
  9941. get your ass out here!
  9942.  
  9943. 2171
  9944. 01:25:10,303 --> 01:25:12,402
  9945. (WHISPERS) Turn on the belt!
  9946.  
  9947. 2172
  9948. 01:25:12,404 --> 01:25:13,971
  9949. - GOON: I'm not gonna hurt you.
  9950. - Look at the box!
  9951.  
  9952. 2173
  9953. 01:25:13,973 --> 01:25:16,774
  9954. - Just come on out, let's talk!
  9955. - Can you charade it to me?
  9956.  
  9957. 2174
  9958. 01:25:16,776 --> 01:25:19,077
  9959. Charades?
  9960.  
  9961. 2175
  9962. 01:25:19,079 --> 01:25:21,278
  9963. That's some
  9964. cute full-circle bullshit.
  9965.  
  9966. 2176
  9967. 01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:23,148
  9968. Here we go. Three words.
  9969.  
  9970. 2177
  9971. 01:25:23,150 --> 01:25:25,486
  9972. Come on, lady. Where are you?
  9973.  
  9974. 2178
  9975. 01:25:27,788 --> 01:25:28,953
  9976. Turn.
  9977.  
  9978. 2179
  9979. 01:25:28,955 --> 01:25:30,520
  9980. Turn, turn, turn. Turn.
  9981.  
  9982. 2180
  9983. 01:25:30,522 --> 01:25:31,590
  9984. On.
  9985.  
  9986. 2181
  9987. 01:25:31,592 --> 01:25:34,461
  9988. Turn on. Turn on what?
  9989. Turn on what?
  9990.  
  9991. 2182
  9992. 01:25:36,163 --> 01:25:38,261
  9993. Turn on belt?
  9994.  
  9995. 2183
  9996. 01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:41,101
  9997. (GASPS) Turn on belt!
  9998.  
  9999. 2184
  10000. 01:25:41,734 --> 01:25:43,270
  10001. (BELT WHIRRING)
  10002.  
  10003. 2185
  10004. 01:25:50,110 --> 01:25:52,513
  10005. Boy, that's a slow belt.
  10006.  
  10007. 2186
  10008. 01:26:01,355 --> 01:26:02,987
  10009. (SIGHS)
  10010.  
  10011. 2187
  10012. 01:26:02,989 --> 01:26:04,255
  10013. - Hey!
  10014. - (GROANS)
  10015.  
  10016. 2188
  10017. 01:26:04,257 --> 01:26:07,559
  10018. - Okay.
  10019. - Oh, God! Annie!
  10020.  
  10021. 2189
  10022. 01:26:07,561 --> 01:26:09,960
  10023. (PANTING)
  10024.  
  10025. 2190
  10026. 01:26:09,962 --> 01:26:11,362
  10027. Oh, boy, that was...
  10028.  
  10029. 2191
  10030. 01:26:11,364 --> 01:26:12,563
  10031. You saw what I was going for,
  10032. though, right?
  10033.  
  10034. 2192
  10035. 01:26:12,565 --> 01:26:14,265
  10036. Yeah, yeah.
  10037. But then did you see
  10038.  
  10039. 2193
  10040. 01:26:14,267 --> 01:26:15,901
  10041. when I hit him
  10042. with the fire extinguisher?
  10043.  
  10044. 2194
  10045. 01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:18,068
  10046. - I sure did. I sure did, yeah.
  10047. - That was cool, right? Yeah.
  10048.  
  10049. 2195
  10050. 01:26:18,070 --> 01:26:19,670
  10051. - Yeah.
  10052. - Great.
  10053.  
  10054. 2196
  10055. 01:26:19,672 --> 01:26:20,839
  10056. Do you want this?
  10057.  
  10058. 2197
  10059. 01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:22,974
  10060. I don't want you to have it,
  10061. Calamity Jane.
  10062.  
  10063. 2198
  10064. 01:26:22,976 --> 01:26:24,341
  10065. All right, look.
  10066.  
  10067. 2199
  10068. 01:26:24,343 --> 01:26:26,544
  10069. I think I saw a hatch
  10070. at the top of the plane.
  10071.  
  10072. 2200
  10073. 01:26:26,546 --> 01:26:28,312
  10074. Maybe I can get
  10075. the drop on him.
  10076.  
  10077. 2201
  10078. 01:26:28,314 --> 01:26:30,048
  10079. - "The drop?"
  10080. - Yup, yeah.
  10081.  
  10082. 2202
  10083. 01:26:30,050 --> 01:26:31,448
  10084. - Who are you?
  10085. - Why don't you go use the emergency phone?
  10086.  
  10087. 2203
  10088. 01:26:31,450 --> 01:26:32,483
  10089. Call for help.
  10090. I'm gonna do the drop.
  10091.  
  10092. 2204
  10093. 01:26:32,485 --> 01:26:34,719
  10094. Okay. You're not Liam Neeson!
  10095.  
  10096. 2205
  10097. 01:26:34,721 --> 01:26:37,091
  10098. - MAX: That hurts my feelings!
  10099. - ANNIE: I'm sorry!
  10100.  
  10101. 2206
  10102. 01:26:46,967 --> 01:26:48,702
  10103. That's enough of this shit.
  10104.  
  10105. 2207
  10106. 01:26:49,602 --> 01:26:52,405
  10107. (FOOTSTEPS ON ROOF)
  10108.  
  10109. 2208
  10110. 01:27:07,687 --> 01:27:09,019
  10111. (MAX YELLS FEEBLY)
  10112.  
  10113. 2209
  10114. 01:27:09,021 --> 01:27:10,223
  10115. Max!
  10116.  
  10117. 2210
  10118. 01:27:11,357 --> 01:27:12,890
  10119. I can't get the drop
  10120. on anyone tonight.
  10121.  
  10122. 2211
  10123. 01:27:12,892 --> 01:27:14,224
  10124. Put that little knife down!
  10125.  
  10126. 2212
  10127. 01:27:14,226 --> 01:27:16,126
  10128. Right now! That's it.
  10129.  
  10130. 2213
  10131. 01:27:16,128 --> 01:27:18,263
  10132. Ahh!
  10133.  
  10134. 2214
  10135. 01:27:18,265 --> 01:27:20,200
  10136. - Right in my bullet hole.
  10137. - (THE BULGARIAN YELLS)
  10138.  
  10139. 2215
  10140. 01:27:22,834 --> 01:27:24,270
  10141. (BOTH GRUNTING)
  10142.  
  10143. 2216
  10144. 01:27:25,305 --> 01:27:27,307
  10145. Come on, come on, come on.
  10146.  
  10147. 2217
  10148. 01:27:30,843 --> 01:27:32,046
  10149. Shit!
  10150.  
  10151. 2218
  10152. 01:27:36,283 --> 01:27:37,484
  10153. - Stop!
  10154. - (GASPS)
  10155.  
  10156. 2219
  10157. 01:27:38,851 --> 01:27:40,053
  10158. Drop it!
  10159.  
  10160. 2220
  10161. 01:27:41,788 --> 01:27:43,220
  10162. Wait, wait. Um...
  10163.  
  10164. 2221
  10165. 01:27:43,222 --> 01:27:46,493
  10166. You don't have to do this.
  10167. I have kids at home.
  10168.  
  10169. 2222
  10170. 01:27:47,293 --> 01:27:49,059
  10171. Not with that ass you don't.
  10172.  
  10173. 2223
  10174. 01:27:49,061 --> 01:27:50,827
  10175. Oh. Well...
  10176.  
  10177. 2224
  10178. 01:27:50,829 --> 01:27:52,330
  10179. Thank you.
  10180.  
  10181. 2225
  10182. 01:27:52,332 --> 01:27:53,697
  10183. You're welcome.
  10184.  
  10185. 2226
  10186. 01:27:53,699 --> 01:27:55,567
  10187. (BOTH GRUNTING)
  10188.  
  10189. 2227
  10190. 01:27:55,569 --> 01:27:58,105
  10191. - (ENGINE POWERS UP)
  10192. - Shit!
  10193.  
  10194. 2228
  10195. 01:28:00,373 --> 01:28:02,741
  10196. - Yes!
  10197. - (ENGINE POWERS DOWN)
  10198.  
  10199. 2229
  10200. 01:28:02,743 --> 01:28:04,709
  10201. Oh, no, he died!
  10202.  
  10203. 2230
  10204. 01:28:04,711 --> 01:28:05,846
  10205. (GRUNTS)
  10206.  
  10207. 2231
  10208. 01:28:23,096 --> 01:28:24,631
  10209. (CHOKING)
  10210.  
  10211. 2232
  10212. 01:28:28,001 --> 01:28:29,302
  10213. (GROANS)
  10214.  
  10215. 2233
  10216. 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:37,709
  10217. And that's how you get
  10218. the drop on someone!
  10219.  
  10220. 2234
  10221. 01:28:37,711 --> 01:28:38,811
  10222. MAX: Oh, my God!
  10223.  
  10224. 2235
  10225. 01:28:39,913 --> 01:28:41,312
  10226. ANNIE: Oh. Oh!
  10227.  
  10228. 2236
  10229. 01:28:41,314 --> 01:28:43,417
  10230. - I gotcha! I gotcha!
  10231. - This is high.
  10232.  
  10233. 2237
  10234. 01:28:44,883 --> 01:28:46,184
  10235. You're amazing.
  10236.  
  10237. 2238
  10238. 01:28:46,186 --> 01:28:47,684
  10239. - You can cut me loose now.
  10240. - Thank you!
  10241.  
  10242. 2239
  10243. 01:28:47,686 --> 01:28:48,719
  10244. Okay. Okay, okay.
  10245.  
  10246. 2240
  10247. 01:28:48,721 --> 01:28:50,721
  10248. - ANNIE: Uh...
  10249. - BROOKS: Yeah. In the bag.
  10250.  
  10251. 2241
  10252. 01:28:50,723 --> 01:28:52,122
  10253. - This? Okay.
  10254. - Look in the bag.
  10255.  
  10256. 2242
  10257. 01:28:52,124 --> 01:28:54,157
  10258. - That's right.
  10259. - ANNIE: Okay.
  10260.  
  10261. 2243
  10262. 01:28:54,159 --> 01:28:55,492
  10263. Oh! Thank you!
  10264.  
  10265. 2244
  10266. 01:28:55,494 --> 01:28:57,530
  10267. - Okay. You all right?
  10268. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
  10269.  
  10270. 2245
  10271. 01:28:59,031 --> 01:29:00,266
  10272. (EXHALES)
  10273.  
  10274. 2246
  10275. 01:29:01,066 --> 01:29:03,201
  10276. Whoa. Well, look at that.
  10277.  
  10278. 2247
  10279. 01:29:03,203 --> 01:29:04,568
  10280. You put a bungee cord
  10281. in your hand,
  10282.  
  10283. 2248
  10284. 01:29:04,570 --> 01:29:06,770
  10285. you go straight
  10286. to the pervy place, don't you?
  10287.  
  10288. 2249
  10289. 01:29:06,772 --> 01:29:10,274
  10290. Hey. You saved my life.
  10291. Thank you.
  10292.  
  10293. 2250
  10294. 01:29:10,276 --> 01:29:11,776
  10295. - You okay?
  10296. - Yeah, yeah.
  10297.  
  10298. 2251
  10299. 01:29:11,778 --> 01:29:14,379
  10300. I mean, I just saw a man die,
  10301. but I'm... I'm okay.
  10302.  
  10303. 2252
  10304. 01:29:14,381 --> 01:29:15,580
  10305. (ANNIE GASPS)
  10306.  
  10307. 2253
  10308. 01:29:15,582 --> 01:29:17,081
  10309. Is that a knife
  10310. in your bullet hole?
  10311.  
  10312. 2254
  10313. 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:19,153
  10314. Uh-huh. Hey.
  10315. I wanna have a baby.
  10316.  
  10317. 2255
  10318. 01:29:19,852 --> 01:29:21,051
  10319. Uh, what?
  10320.  
  10321. 2256
  10322. 01:29:21,053 --> 01:29:22,487
  10323. I used to think
  10324. that I wanted Brooks' life,
  10325.  
  10326. 2257
  10327. 01:29:22,489 --> 01:29:24,220
  10328. but, you know,
  10329. turns out he was just...
  10330.  
  10331. 2258
  10332. 01:29:24,222 --> 01:29:25,724
  10333. You're a loser.
  10334. He's a loser.
  10335.  
  10336. 2259
  10337. 01:29:25,726 --> 01:29:26,590
  10338. Uh, guilty.
  10339.  
  10340. 2260
  10341. 01:29:26,592 --> 01:29:28,526
  10342. But us making a family?
  10343.  
  10344. 2261
  10345. 01:29:28,528 --> 01:29:31,895
  10346. That's not pellets.
  10347. That's the fruit.
  10348.  
  10349. 2262
  10350. 01:29:31,897 --> 01:29:33,798
  10351. That's fruit, it's fruit.
  10352.  
  10353. 2263
  10354. 01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,265
  10355. Wait. What's going on?
  10356.  
  10357. 2264
  10358. 01:29:35,267 --> 01:29:37,367
  10359. Plus, think about all the
  10360. dum-dums that have kids, right?
  10361.  
  10362. 2265
  10363. 01:29:37,369 --> 01:29:38,569
  10364. And think about
  10365. how much better
  10366.  
  10367. 2266
  10368. 01:29:38,571 --> 01:29:40,004
  10369. our kid is gonna be
  10370. than their kids.
  10371.  
  10372. 2267
  10373. 01:29:40,006 --> 01:29:42,240
  10374. It's gonna beat their kids
  10375. at everything.
  10376.  
  10377. 2268
  10378. 01:29:42,242 --> 01:29:43,640
  10379. It's taken you this long
  10380. to see that?
  10381.  
  10382. 2269
  10383. 01:29:43,642 --> 01:29:45,710
  10384. Our baby is gonna crush
  10385. every other baby.
  10386.  
  10387. 2270
  10388. 01:29:45,712 --> 01:29:47,711
  10389. I'm sorry, that's right. And
  10390. not in that peak-too-early,
  10391.  
  10392. 2271
  10393. 01:29:47,713 --> 01:29:49,147
  10394. you know,
  10395. kid actor kind of way.
  10396.  
  10397. 2272
  10398. 01:29:49,149 --> 01:29:50,581
  10399. Mmm-mmm. No.
  10400.  
  10401. 2273
  10402. 01:29:50,583 --> 01:29:52,316
  10403. We will parcel out
  10404. his or her gifts over time.
  10405.  
  10406. 2274
  10407. 01:29:52,318 --> 01:29:53,617
  10408. - Absolutely.
  10409. - Yes.
  10410.  
  10411. 2275
  10412. 01:29:53,619 --> 01:29:54,885
  10413. We gotta teach it Mandarin
  10414. right away.
  10415.  
  10416. 2276
  10417. 01:29:54,887 --> 01:29:56,019
  10418. 'Cause China's the future.
  10419.  
  10420. 2277
  10421. 01:29:56,021 --> 01:29:57,221
  10422. - It sure is.
  10423. - Yeah.
  10424.  
  10425. 2278
  10426. 01:29:57,223 --> 01:29:59,193
  10427. - You're the future.
  10428. - Oh, my God.
  10429.  
  10430. 2279
  10431. 01:30:02,361 --> 01:30:03,596
  10432. ANNIE: Hmm?
  10433.  
  10434. 2280
  10435. 01:30:04,698 --> 01:30:07,267
  10436. And that concludes
  10437. my game night.
  10438.  
  10439. 2281
  10440. 01:30:08,034 --> 01:30:09,133
  10441. - What?
  10442. - What?
  10443.  
  10444. 2282
  10445. 01:30:09,135 --> 01:30:10,501
  10446. It went exactly as I planned.
  10447.  
  10448. 2283
  10449. 01:30:10,503 --> 01:30:13,537
  10450. You learned every lesson
  10451. that I wanted you to.
  10452.  
  10453. 2284
  10454. 01:30:13,539 --> 01:30:15,609
  10455. Trevor, you can get up now.
  10456.  
  10457. 2285
  10458. 01:30:20,579 --> 01:30:21,946
  10459. I'm just fucking with you.
  10460.  
  10461. 2286
  10462. 01:30:21,948 --> 01:30:23,380
  10463. But that would've been
  10464. really cool, right?
  10465.  
  10466. 2287
  10467. 01:30:23,382 --> 01:30:24,948
  10468. - You're such a dick.
  10469. - (ANNIE SIGHS)
  10470.  
  10471. 2288
  10472. 01:30:24,950 --> 01:30:27,421
  10473. (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
  10474.  
  10475. 2289
  10476. 01:30:34,628 --> 01:30:37,062
  10477. - Hey! Hey!
  10478. - Hey!
  10479.  
  10480. 2290
  10481. 01:30:37,064 --> 01:30:39,464
  10482. - Hey, hey!
  10483. - ALL: Hey!
  10484.  
  10485. 2291
  10486. 01:30:39,466 --> 01:30:40,764
  10487. Come on, come on.
  10488.  
  10489. 2292
  10490. 01:30:40,766 --> 01:30:42,533
  10491. Hey, thanks for letting me
  10492. host again, huh?
  10493.  
  10494. 2293
  10495. 01:30:42,535 --> 01:30:44,501
  10496. Well, it's not like
  10497. we had a choice, huh?
  10498.  
  10499. 2294
  10500. 01:30:44,503 --> 01:30:46,438
  10501. BROOKS: Only 36 months to go.
  10502.  
  10503. 2295
  10504. 01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:47,705
  10505. - ANNIE: Oh, time will fly.
  10506. - (LAUGHS)
  10507.  
  10508. 2296
  10509. 01:30:47,707 --> 01:30:48,872
  10510. - Can I get you a beer?
  10511. - Uh, yeah.
  10512.  
  10513. 2297
  10514. 01:30:48,874 --> 01:30:50,742
  10515. - Come on!
  10516. - Hey, listen, Brooks.
  10517.  
  10518. 2298
  10519. 01:30:50,744 --> 01:30:53,643
  10520. I know you're probably feeling
  10521. pretty humbled by all of this.
  10522.  
  10523. 2299
  10524. 01:30:53,645 --> 01:30:55,412
  10525. But, honestly, I think
  10526. you're gonna come out
  10527.  
  10528. 2300
  10529. 01:30:55,414 --> 01:30:57,148
  10530. the other side
  10531. a much better man.
  10532.  
  10533. 2301
  10534. 01:30:57,150 --> 01:30:58,549
  10535. Oh! Hey, look.
  10536.  
  10537. 2302
  10538. 01:30:58,551 --> 01:30:59,983
  10539. I completely agree.
  10540.  
  10541. 2303
  10542. 01:30:59,985 --> 01:31:02,086
  10543. You remember the WITSEC list
  10544. that I swallowed?
  10545.  
  10546. 2304
  10547. 01:31:02,088 --> 01:31:03,455
  10548. - Sure.
  10549. - I pooped it out,
  10550.  
  10551. 2305
  10552. 01:31:03,457 --> 01:31:06,791
  10553. sold it for $3 million
  10554. on the black market.
  10555.  
  10556. 2306
  10557. 01:31:06,793 --> 01:31:09,160
  10558. - Are you serious?
  10559. - Pretty sweet, huh?
  10560.  
  10561. 2307
  10562. 01:31:09,162 --> 01:31:11,428
  10563. Brooks, everybody on that list
  10564. is gonna get killed.
  10565.  
  10566. 2308
  10567. 01:31:11,430 --> 01:31:12,830
  10568. Oh, no, Max,
  10569. I'm not a monster.
  10570.  
  10571. 2309
  10572. 01:31:12,832 --> 01:31:15,398
  10573. I tipped everyone off
  10574. that they were in danger.
  10575.  
  10576. 2310
  10577. 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,867
  10578. For $20,000 apiece.
  10579.  
  10580. 2311
  10581. 01:31:17,869 --> 01:31:19,937
  10582. - (LAUGHING)
  10583. - You're unbelievable.
  10584.  
  10585. 2312
  10586. 01:31:19,939 --> 01:31:21,005
  10587. Thank you. It's not like
  10588.  
  10589. 2313
  10590. 01:31:21,007 --> 01:31:22,438
  10591. I'm gonna live
  10592. in this dump forever.
  10593.  
  10594. 2314
  10595. 01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:23,674
  10596. As soon as
  10597. this cuff comes off,
  10598.  
  10599. 2315
  10600. 01:31:23,676 --> 01:31:24,742
  10601. I'm gonna buy that house
  10602. I was renting.
  10603.  
  10604. 2316
  10605. 01:31:24,744 --> 01:31:26,279
  10606. I'm moving in with Johanna.
  10607.  
  10608. 2317
  10609. 01:31:27,079 --> 01:31:28,212
  10610. There she is.
  10611.  
  10612. 2318
  10613. 01:31:28,214 --> 01:31:30,747
  10614. - Hey, Dr. Chin!
  10615. - Hey, Max.
  10616.  
  10617. 2319
  10618. 01:31:30,749 --> 01:31:32,316
  10619. - Let's play.
  10620. - Yeah.
  10621.  
  10622. 2320
  10623. 01:31:32,318 --> 01:31:33,951
  10624. Uh, The Crying Game?
  10625.  
  10626. 2321
  10627. 01:31:33,953 --> 01:31:35,620
  10628. Uh, Boys Don't Cry?
  10629.  
  10630. 2322
  10631. 01:31:35,622 --> 01:31:37,688
  10632. SARAH: Is that a tear?
  10633. Is that the actor?
  10634.  
  10635. 2323
  10636. 01:31:37,690 --> 01:31:39,122
  10637. - MICHELLE: Mr. Potato Head.
  10638. - Are you drawing the actor?
  10639.  
  10640. 2324
  10641. 01:31:39,124 --> 01:31:40,325
  10642. - Cry-Baby?
  10643. - Yes!
  10644.  
  10645. 2325
  10646. 01:31:40,327 --> 01:31:42,527
  10647. - Time!
  10648. - It was The Green Mile.
  10649.  
  10650. 2326
  10651. 01:31:42,529 --> 01:31:45,429
  10652. - ALL: What?
  10653. - How is that The Green Mile?
  10654.  
  10655. 2327
  10656. 01:31:45,431 --> 01:31:48,198
  10657. This is me
  10658. at the Regal Cinema crying
  10659.  
  10660. 2328
  10661. 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:51,670
  10662. as I did through
  10663. much of the film.
  10664.  
  10665. 2329
  10666. 01:31:51,672 --> 01:31:53,170
  10667. How we supposed
  10668. to know that, Gary?
  10669.  
  10670. 2330
  10671. 01:31:53,172 --> 01:31:56,742
  10672. I assume everyone cried
  10673. during The Green Mile.
  10674.  
  10675. 2331
  10676. 01:31:57,577 --> 01:31:59,577
  10677. - So, who's next?
  10678. - I'll go.
  10679.  
  10680. 2332
  10681. 01:31:59,579 --> 01:32:01,144
  10682. - ALL: Yeah!
  10683. - MAX: Go, baby.
  10684.  
  10685. 2333
  10686. 01:32:01,146 --> 01:32:02,345
  10687. MICHELLE: Nice try, Gary.
  10688.  
  10689. 2334
  10690. 01:32:02,347 --> 01:32:04,215
  10691. And go!
  10692.  
  10693. 2335
  10694. 01:32:04,217 --> 01:32:05,515
  10695. ANNIE: Uh...
  10696.  
  10697. 2336
  10698. 01:32:05,517 --> 01:32:07,184
  10699. - MAX: It's a rock.
  10700. - MICHELLE: A bean? A rock!
  10701.  
  10702. 2337
  10703. 01:32:07,186 --> 01:32:08,719
  10704. - A ball?
  10705. - MAX: That's a...
  10706.  
  10707. 2338
  10708. 01:32:08,721 --> 01:32:10,087
  10709. - Burger. Is that a burger?
  10710. - RYAN: Football!
  10711.  
  10712. 2339
  10713. 01:32:10,089 --> 01:32:11,456
  10714. MAX: No, oh, that's
  10715. a dinner roll, right?
  10716.  
  10717. 2340
  10718. 01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:12,724
  10719. - A bun!
  10720. - MICHELLE: Bread?
  10721.  
  10722. 2341
  10723. 01:32:12,726 --> 01:32:14,258
  10724. Is it a bun?
  10725. Looks like a bun.
  10726.  
  10727. 2342
  10728. 01:32:14,260 --> 01:32:15,626
  10729. SARAH: French loaf?
  10730.  
  10731. 2343
  10732. 01:32:15,628 --> 01:32:16,993
  10733. Is this a motion picture?
  10734.  
  10735. 2344
  10736. 01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:18,528
  10737. MAX: A bun is in a house.
  10738. On a train.
  10739.  
  10740. 2345
  10741. 01:32:18,530 --> 01:32:19,831
  10742. GARY: Are we supposed
  10743. to announce it?
  10744.  
  10745. 2346
  10746. 01:32:19,833 --> 01:32:20,898
  10747. - SARAH: Microwave?
  10748. - MAX: It's being cooked.
  10749.  
  10750. 2347
  10751. 01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:22,367
  10752. It's in an oven.
  10753. Bun in the oven!
  10754.  
  10755. 2348
  10756. 01:32:22,369 --> 01:32:23,468
  10757. - SARAH: Yes, yes, yes!
  10758. - (KEVIN LAUGHS)
  10759.  
  10760. 2349
  10761. 01:32:23,470 --> 01:32:25,835
  10762. Wait. What?
  10763.  
  10764. 2350
  10765. 01:32:25,837 --> 01:32:27,373
  10766. Yes.
  10767.  
  10768. 2351
  10769. 01:32:28,473 --> 01:32:29,874
  10770. You pregnant?
  10771.  
  10772. 2352
  10773. 01:32:29,876 --> 01:32:31,445
  10774. We did it.
  10775.  
  10776. 2353
  10777. 01:32:39,084 --> 01:32:41,652
  10778. RYAN: Oh, my gosh!
  10779. They're having a baby!
  10780.  
  10781. 2354
  10782. 01:32:41,654 --> 01:32:43,557
  10783. They're having a baby!
  10784.  
  10785. 2355
  10786. 01:32:44,423 --> 01:32:46,424
  10787. Oh, my God!
  10788.  
  10789. 2356
  10790. 01:32:46,426 --> 01:32:48,495
  10791. (ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
  10792.  
  10793. 2357
  10794. 01:39:32,864 --> 01:39:34,197
  10795. How you doing?
  10796.  
  10797. 2358
  10798. 01:39:34,199 --> 01:39:36,133
  10799. - WOMAN: Hi.
  10800. - I'm Kenny.
  10801.  
  10802. 2359
  10803. 01:39:36,135 --> 01:39:37,934
  10804. WOMAN:
  10805. Nice to meet you, Kenny.
  10806.  
  10807. 2360
  10808. 01:39:37,936 --> 01:39:39,435
  10809. (CHUCKLES)
  10810.  
  10811. 2361
  10812. 01:39:39,437 --> 01:39:42,005
  10813. Usually people cut me off
  10814. and say they know who I am.
  10815.  
  10816. 2362
  10817. 01:39:42,007 --> 01:39:43,107
  10818. WOMAN: Oh, yeah?
  10819.  
  10820. 2363
  10821. 01:39:43,109 --> 01:39:45,378
  10822. Yeah. I didn't
  10823. catch your name.
  10824.  
  10825. 2364
  10826. 01:39:45,979 --> 01:39:47,814
  10827. I'm Debbie.
  10828.  
  10829. 2365
  10830. 01:39:56,502 --> 01:40:01,502
  10831. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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