1 Minute Each Practice Sessions #2 [Word Pair Exercise]

I have a tile cleaner, and I'm swimming in the ocean and I encounter Jabu Jabu. He vomits and gives me more laxative bottles to slay ganondorf who is now charging at me in a random field. Zelda shows up and shoots a light arrow at him and paralyzes him. He flys towards her and back hands her. She collapses and Macarene song comes up. Gan
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I have a cereal box and I look inside and find Captain Atom has been hiding there for about 6 months. He admits he has a small man complex and how he couldn't get out of the cereal box because it was made of plutonium material. Suddenly, a red-mustache man that looks like Shanks appears out of nowhere and gives me a box of Frosted flakes. I jumpy for joy and I'm suddenly on Pluto.
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I meet a wolf that looks like wolf link from twilight princess, he's looking back and sees Midna in her impish form. She suddenly turns back to her regular full-body form and spins around. There's a distortion and now the image is skipping and repeating itself. Then an eskimo guy comes in and tries to persuade her to buy some tampons.
Suddenly, she beings to slap him him constantly until he passes out.
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A bow of screws and nuts is being displayed in front of me, and as I'm looking puzzled on who served this to me, I look up and see a female washing the dishes. She looks like Eva and she's wearing a gold apron with a milky white-yellow shirt and a khaki dress that goes all the way down to her knees.
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I have a pillow on my right hand and Eva is sleeping at the moment, I gently put the pillow on her head to hope that she wakes up. She kicks me in the chest and I have to call the IRS for a bank statement that hasn't been verified as yet. I'm writing a check in a train station and the subway is going at least 100 miles per hour. I feel like shit and I suddenly I'm in a bed and Eva is feeding me warm Soup. I feel a lot better now and take a rest.
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I'm in a marketplace in the 16th century, and somehow the Middle Age gets mixed in with futuristic scenery as well. I look around this marketplace and see some oranges for sale for only 50 gold coins. I only have 60 gold coins, and I decide to take the orange either way since I'm very hungry. I thank the seller and I enjoy eating an orange during my journey to meet Zelda in Hyrule Castle.
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I find myself wearing a soldier's outfit and I'm going through an alley way in a what seems to be a warzone. The clouds are fairly bright, and I sense there will be tension occurring very soon. I hold my AK-47 and have grenades on the side pockets for backup.
I throw a grenade in the air and managed to get it to face-plant a person and it explodes.
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A pack of worms is in my hand and I must deliver it to the Photography guy in Windfall island from Winder Waker for the gamecube. It's night time now, and there's this red-headed guy with dots on his face. He smiles at me and wonders,
"Hey did you water the ficus as yet man?"
I respond,
"No no no...no ficus here tonight friend."
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As I'm walking, I noticed Bender from Futurama looks fairly pissed, and I thought to myself,
"No robot should look this depressed and angry on a Friday afternoon!"
So I decided to send him to a bar where he can drink as much beer as he wants to for free. And I don't have to worry about any money coming out of my pocket since I own the bar in the first place and can make a lot of profit.
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As I'm walking through a forest, I meet Tak from Tak and the Power of Juju series and he makes hand motions to follow him. We all fall down a pit and we die from the spikes, but we're not really dead. The scenary changes in rapid circular motions and we're not rolling down a hill with a boulder right behind us at least 10 feet or so. We scream and we go off the edge.
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The alarm is ringing and I find myself having a difficult time waking up to try and put it on snooze. The alarm is stretching so far away that I'm forced to get up and I'm only wearing underwear. I keep running, but the more I run, the further away the alarm gets away from me. I panic and sweat and decided I need to use a bicycle in order to catch up to it, but the alarm is still going fast.
I decided to go to Walmart instead and buy an alarm that doesn't run anymore.
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Christina Anderson gives me a kiss and slowly slides her face down to my chest and asks me an intriguing question of,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
I respond,
"I prefer waffle frieds from Chik-Fil-A"
She responds,
"Well, beggers can't be choosers so you'll have to deal with eating these Tofu Fries.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOLISH HUMAN!"
I scream and I fly away.
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