My Sopping Wet Marehood

>Rarity shows up at library
>R: Oh this rain is such a nuisance, look, my mare hood is soaking wet.
>Anon: *snicker* Maybe Spike could help you with that.
>R: What a lovely idea Anon. SPIKEY-WIKEY MY MARE HOOD IS SOPPING WET AND NEED YOUR HELP.
>Spike:*STOMPSTOMPSTOMPCRASHTHUD* ILLBERIGHTTHEREDONTMOVE! *STOMPSTOMP* WHOAA! *SHATTER* WHOOP! *THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD*
>Spike gathers himself up from the bottom of the stairs.
>S: I'm ready!
>R: Well, get to work.
>S: Right here in the library? With Anon watching?
>Anon:*enormous shiteating grin*
>R: Of course, where else?
>S: Aw geeze...