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Infinite Horizon (Prequel)

Jul 10th, 2012
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  1. >You've lived a long, long, long life.
  2. >Longer than any good man ever had before you.
  3. >Which is good, because you've never been a good man.
  4. >"Daddeh?"
  5. >Ahh, A little bit of sunshine is climbing up her carpeted mahogany ramp into your bed.
  6. "Yes Swan?"
  7. >"Yuu nuu feew gud?"
  8. >You take your time answering this.
  9. >Fluffy Ponies, what ever would you have done without them?
  10. >You were already a septuagenarian when they were introduced, but there was something so... pleasing about them.
  11. >They were affectionate... but you've known much false affection in your time...
  12. >Every marriage after your first really.
  13. >But beyond that, they were... honest.
  14. >When something smelled like shit, they would tell you.
  15. >They didn't ask for anything more than any other pet you ever owned.
  16. >And they loved you, old blackened heart and all.
  17. >Time to be honest with them.
  18. "No Swan. I'm going to die soon."
  19. >"Nuu daddeh! Nuu sai dat! Swan Nuu wan Yuu goh fowevah sweep." She lowers her voice. "Swan wuv Yuu."
  20. >You cheated your way through college, clawed your way to the top of a meaningless company, and, through some underhanded financial shenanigans, turned it into the biggest multinational conglomerate the world ever had seen.
  21. >You bought entire legislative bodies in order to avoid any manner of prosecution, and got away with so much that they tried, feebly, to get you anyway.
  22. >Some have even invented new laws after-the-fact, purely to prohibit doing what you already did.
  23. >And now, you find yourself feeling guilty as sin.
  24. >All because you'll be making a fluffy pony sad.
  25. >You raise one hand, weakly, and Swan snuggles in to it, giving it a cuddle.
  26. >Your skin is as thin as tissue paper, even the parts that are supplemented by polymers.
  27. >You have a kindred body in the fragile fluffy pony at your side.
  28. >As she cries gently while hugging your hand, you smile and exhale.
  29. >Owning a fluffy pony has made your life a better thing for many years now.
  30. >Well, several dozen fluffy ponies actually.
  31. >A few at every home you own.
  32. >It's much easier than flying fluffy ponies from country to country.
  33. >Some won't even allow the little darlings, so you had to get yours through special exceptions.
  34. >Some are ferals who you adopted on impulse.
  35. >Some are the...
  36. >Twentieth?
  37. >Twenty fifth?
  38. >Whatever.
  39. >Nth Generational descendants of fluffies you owned before.
  40. >All lovingly kept on your property.
  41. >They made you feel... alive, in a way no human ever could.
  42. >And now, you're dying.
  43. >You've been in the same bed for five days.
  44. >This isn't like your fourth honeymoon, as much joy as that memory brings you, it's more that you are simply too weak.
  45. >The flies are already starting to buzz around you.
  46. >Strictly metaphorically speaking, no insect has come within a hundred feet of you in the last ten years.
  47. >In this case, the flies are your relatives, your business partners, even your own staff.
  48. >They've all been "loyal" and "friendly" with your near-infinite pockets for the last ninety or so years.
  49. >You've bought them everything from cars to college degrees in order to get them to just leave you alone.
  50. >And now, they're all looking for the big payout.
  51. >Four generations of entitled bastards who have had as many children as possible to get as much of your money as they can, on the off-chance that you split it evenly or take a fancy to one of them.
  52. >Every last one is a useless, greedy fuck who couldn't put a hammer to a nail without banging both their thumbs.
  53. >Then calling a lawyer to sue the people who made hammers, nails, and wood.
  54. >Well, very nearly all of them.
  55. >What those fuckers don't know, is the air-tight, iron-clad, quite nasty provisions you have written into your will.
  56. >You're ready to fuck them all over, just for being the useless parasites they are.
  57. >Exactly as the ornate mantelpiece clock's hands overlap, a butler enters your bedroom.
  58. >"Sir? How are you feeling today?"
  59. >Dumbass.
  60. >Just focus on how gentle Swan is, holding your hand.
  61. "Thirsty. Bring me water."
  62. >"I am obligated to remind you, Sir, that Your doctor has said that you will receive all fluids intravenious-"
  63. "Water DAMNIT."
  64. >Raising your voice was a mistake, your dry throat cracks, and you start into another body-wracking cough.
  65. >Swan jumps on your arm, holding you tightly.
  66. >"Nuu daddeh! Nuu make sicky noise! Daddeh nee wawa! Pwease fwiend, bwing wawa tuu Daddeh!"
  67. >The Butler scampers away, in a professional manner.
  68. >Pathetic wretch, taking orders from a fluffy pony.
  69. >But no fluffy has ever called him a "meanie", so you left him a little cash.
  70. >Swan is still hugging you.
  71. >So fragile, so kind.
  72. >When the butler returns, with a small crystal glass filled with some sort of ridiculously over-priced water, your vision is already beginning to go gray.
  73. "Give it to me" a gasp "I need water..."
  74. >He raises the glass to your lips, and hesitantly tips it into your mouth.
  75. >"Wawa gud foh daddeh, dwink cawfuw..."
  76. >Your throat contracts and, involuntarily, you inhale as the slim trickle of water passes your throat.
  77. >So this is how it ends...
  78. >Fluffy loving human corperate bastard drowns.
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