Cyberpunk: Session 3: Without a Leg to Stand On

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, October 12, 2013
7:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and you wouldn't really look that spergy
7:51 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'm not guying a bike helmet
7:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: why not everyone should have a cyan bike helmet (or was it pink?)
7:51 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'd look spergy because I'll have to be like 'oh its from a video game'
7:51 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: cyan
7:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge has changed their name to The Unnerfable Entropy.
7:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: eh, video games are so popular nowadays a ton of people are probably gonna dress up as a game character
7:53 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye
7:56 PM - Hotline MeltingData: im doin jacket with a friend
7:56 PM - Hotline MeltingData: and my other friend is biker :v
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: None of my friend played hotline
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: friends*
7:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: make them play it
7:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it's a great game
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I can't
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: they are all wimpy sperg lords who are bad at games
7:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: so am I and I love hotline
8:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: kill them
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and don't appreciate astethic
8:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: kill them all johnny
8:00 PM - Hotline MeltingData: i send my friends installers off humble bundle of good games
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: kill'em again
8:00 PM - Hotline MeltingData: and then they play them because they're free and are a gift
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ma johnny
8:00 PM - Hotline MeltingData: c:
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also none of my friends really play the computer
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: all console fags
8:01 PM - Hotline MeltingData: all of my friends play both
8:01 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: horrifing
8:01 PM - Hotline MeltingData: because they're not stupid
8:01 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well HM was ported on the VIta (and the PS3 too I think?) so there's that
8:01 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also yeah I like both consoles and the PC
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: my friends don't have vitas :V
8:01 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well can't fault them for that
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and the ones that play video games just play xbox
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: pleb 2 the max
8:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: my xbox is my only remotely good piece of gaming hardware :v
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: go buy a ps3 you pleb
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and drown in the fantastic exclusives
8:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ps3 games are super expensive though around here
8:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: which reminds me, Ciaster, do you Polish polish Polish poles?
8:03 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: like, when compared to the average monthly salary, they don't fuck us on exchange rates or anything
8:03 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: maybe
8:03 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway THE HOUR OF RECKONING HAS BEGUN EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS AND STRAP IN
8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: that is fucking weird
8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: don't the usually compensate for that?
8:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: wouldn't have any profit then I suppose
8:04 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: GM my seat belt is broken
8:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: not to mention that they gotta translate the games too
8:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: roll for basic tech to fix it
8:04 PM - Hotline MeltingData: ciaster my bum hurts i cant sit down
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: in russia, games are like 20 bucks
8:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I can do that, 10+1d10
8:05 PM - Hotline MeltingData: its because of the awful butt wrecking entropy does :'''(
8:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah unfortunately (and fortunately too actually) we're not russia :v
8:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I WOULD have done that to fix my motorcycle but SOMEBODY felt like NERFING an AMAZING CHARACTER because he was TOO AWESOME
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: brb gotta get a drink
8:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also entropy's gonna be wrecking less butt when he gets carted away by the C-SWAT
8:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: uh no
8:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: which should be soon c:
8:06 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: we arleady agreed on a fix for that
8:06 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: unless you changed it again in which case die in a fire
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: back
8:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah, dammit
8:07 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ha
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: guys
8:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: *grumble*likeahalfofapointmatters*grumble*
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ive got a cunning plan
8:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I'm already scared
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: as a fixer
8:07 PM - Hotline MeltingData: http://www.evike.com/product_info.php?cPath=21_46&products_id=42450
8:07 PM - Hotline MeltingData: holy fuck
8:07 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Oi, I changed my base emp to 3 so you'd quit your bitching
8:07 PM - Hotline MeltingData: my penis
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i'll call some chop shop mechanic or whatever to come and tow us or something
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: http://birleywardlabourparty.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Councillor-Shaffaq-Mohammed-has-a-Cunning-Plan.jpg
8:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I like how we're having a conversation and you just butt ( heh) in with "my penis"
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: gut a cunnin plan
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wrong chat probably :V
8:08 PM - Hotline MeltingData: sorry gm
8:08 PM - Hotline MeltingData: my penis is just too important
8:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and ya know you can probably get a deac'd RPG too and it'd be a real one not a cheap airsoft copy
8:10 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so uh
8:10 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: gm
8:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: hell you live in Florida just go diving and you'll probably find one some arms trafficker dropped in the water or something
8:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway yeah
8:10 PM - Hotline MeltingData: nigga
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:10 PM - Hotline MeltingData: you cant shoot someone with a deac'd rpg-7
8:10 PM - Hotline MeltingData: also airsoft is fun af
8:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you can't shoot someone with an airsoft rpg either m8
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ;p;
8:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I know it's fun, didn't say it wasn't
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: lol
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: gay
8:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: wait it actually works holy shit
8:11 PM - Hotline MeltingData: yes
8:11 PM - Hotline MeltingData: you totally can
8:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I take that back this owns
8:11 PM - Hotline MeltingData: because its airsoft
8:11 PM - Hotline MeltingData: told ya nigga
8:11 PM - Hotline MeltingData: l2read
8:12 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: shame it's got mock wood furniture tho
8:12 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I remember when I was playing paintball
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I found a grenade on a log
8:12 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so rolz
8:12 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ciastersCP2020Bonanza
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and me and my friend didn't really know how to use it
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so we though we'd test it
8:12 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: pull the pin, let go of the spoon, chuck
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and we threw it in a place where no one was
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we didn't know the delay on the grenade
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and we wasted a grenade
8:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: gg
8:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anywayyyyy
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: when there was like 8 people in the log next to us
8:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: when we left off
8:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: y'all were stranded in the middle of the NCX
8:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and Ryan who isn't here called for a car
8:14 PM - Merchant: car is gone
8:14 PM - Merchant: gg
8:14 PM - Merchant: disappeared
8:14 PM - Merchant: never to be seen
8:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: A banged up red minivan with a broken driver's side window rolls up to the group. The driver leans out the
window and yells: "Hey, boss, I'm here! Sorry it took me so long, the fucker at the gate didn't want to let
me in. Took some, heh, convincin'. Anyway, where ya wanna go?"
8:14 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: if you mean the car you jumped out of the plane on?
8:14 PM - Merchant: nvm
8:14 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: it lost all of its tires
8:14 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: pay attention you pleb
8:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that wasn't the car he was talking about
8:15 PM - Hotline MeltingData has changed their name to El Aguila Quema.
8:15 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also that was not a car it was an APC :spergin:
8:15 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "Away from here. We're probably being boxed in as we speak."
8:15 PM - Merchant: lol
8:15 PM - Merchant: this ain't fucking borne yo
8:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Sure thing, get in! Might wanna chuck the damn kid seat out though, didn't have time to take it out when I was takin' it."
8:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy and Orphaner get in the van
8:16 PM - Merchant: :V
8:16 PM - Merchant: Merchant gets in toooooooo
8:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: mr. random goon leader takes a seat in the back
8:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: And so does everyone else.
8:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: He needs a name
8:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I think I'll call him Tool
8:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Yeah I know
8:17 PM - El Aguila Quema: toolio
8:17 PM - Merchant: coolio
8:17 PM - Merchant: the rapper
8:17 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so uh
8:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The piece of shit minivan blasts past the gate of the airport (you manage to catch a glimpse of the security guard laying motionless on the floor of his booth as you drive by) and starts driving in the direction of Entropy's house.
8:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: roll Awareness/Notice everyone!
8:18 PM - Merchant: ooooooo
8:19 PM - Merchant: 23
8:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: wat
8:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: how do again
8:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 6
8:19 PM - Merchant: lol entropy fag
8:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: oh shit
8:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: forgot my int
8:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: lol 6
8:19 PM - Merchant: the awarness skill
8:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so 12
8:19 PM - Merchant: its also called notice
8:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: no shit
8:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: what do i add to it
8:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: awareness/notice + REF I think + 1d10
8:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: 1d10+awareness+???
8:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: im so confused
8:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: either ref or int
8:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Awareness/Notice+Int_1d10
8:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: not that hard
8:20 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: or just check the book :v
8:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I have it in my sheet
8:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: It's Int
8:20 PM - El Aguila Quema: 22
8:20 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: btw there's STAT boxes on the sheet
8:20 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: they're there for a reason guys c:
8:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: But everyone except me is a pleb and doesn't know how to use them
8:20 PM - Merchant: my sheet is best sheet
8:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "OMG GM WAT AM SKIL UZE? HALP PLS"
8:21 PM - Merchant: i will accept that to be in character
8:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Merchant and Aguila notice a banged up, suspicious looking taxi a few cars behind them."
8:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I will accept that I will kick you out of the moving van
8:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: why the hell I always add that aphostrophe at the end
8:21 PM - Merchant: "You guys see that?"
8:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: You keep watching the taxi, as it gradually gets closer, and closer.
8:22 PM - Merchant: "Looks like someone might be trailing us"
8:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm going to blame Entropy's mirror shades at night for his poor vision
8:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :V
8:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Worth the coolness
8:22 PM - El Aguila Quema: "The yellow car tails us."
8:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: at least, I assume it's night
8:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: it feels like it should be night
8:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Finally, when it's right behind you, and you can see the whites of the taxi passengers' eyes, one of the passengers leans out the window with an UZI.
8:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah it's night
8:23 PM - Merchant: "Shit drive"
8:23 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: He starts firing, another guy follows suit.
8:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "If you value your life, driver, I suggest you drive faster."
8:23 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: (you guys should probably shoot back or something)
8:23 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Oh shit!"
8:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I wait for a lull in their fire then shoot the front tire
8:24 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: For being shot would be dire
8:24 PM - Merchant: :V
8:24 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Your driver steps on it, but there's only so fast an old econobox family minivan can go. The taxi slams in the back of your car, seemingly trying to push you off the road.
8:24 PM - El Aguila Quema: appy that is a shit rap
8:24 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so is there a turn order in this or do I just roll
8:25 PM - Merchant: ask gm
8:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: fuck this, just roll
8:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: well then you can stick your head out the window and get shot pleb
8:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: rollin
8:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: action sequences ain't no time for turns and shit
8:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 24
8:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and 20
8:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, hang on, that's gonna be a lot of modifiers
8:25 PM - Merchant: we couid just go in chat order
8:25 PM - Merchant: so melting, me, and then appy
8:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: don't forget Tool!
8:26 PM - Merchant: and tool
8:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I think he's got a gun too, right?
8:26 PM - Merchant: no he just gets a power drill
8:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Can he giga drill break with it?
8:26 PM - El Aguila Quema: yeah we did chat order before
8:26 PM - Merchant: no
8:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah he's got a beretta but that's about it
8:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: then what the fuck good is it
8:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: chat order's fine
8:28 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Entropy's both shots go wide, which is what would probably happen if you tried to shoot out a tire from a moving car.
8:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: well shucks
8:28 PM - El Aguila Quema: ok
8:28 PM - El Aguila Quema: skip me since i have nothing to do this turn
8:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: NO
8:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: WAIT
8:28 PM - El Aguila Quema: and also i have to piss like mad
8:28 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Tool the Expendable Goon turns around and starts firing through the back window of the van.
8:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I can help you here just hang on and lemme type die a log
8:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: gotta roll for tool
8:29 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy, pulling his head back into the car, addresses Aguila. "You, toss the child seat."
8:29 PM - Merchant: also skip my turn if I don't make it back
8:29 PM - Merchant: i gotta make some food
8:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: k
8:30 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: While we wait I'd like to point out that I had my first piece of pumpkin pie today and it is delicious
8:30 PM - El Aguila Quema: oh hey im back
8:30 PM - El Aguila Quema: nice one appy
8:30 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also that's a fan fucking tastic idea seat chucking's exactly what you should do (seriously)
8:30 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: c:
8:30 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ur welcum
8:30 PM - El Aguila Quema: yeah i was gonna do that if i came back in time
8:31 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: So just out of curiousity, Ciaster, what are the modifiers I'm getting for trying to shoot the tire out of a moving vehicle?
8:31 PM - El Aguila Quema: OK, so I grab the child seat, lean out the window, and toss it as hard as i can at the taxi's windshield
8:31 PM - El Aguila Quema: strength feat, martial arts, etc?
8:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: -5 (for moving target), -4 (firing from a vehicle), -6 (tiny target - it's a tire after all)
8:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: strength feat
8:32 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Wow, -15. Ouch
8:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah
8:33 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Even someone with max Ref, Handgun and who rolled a 10 would probably just barely make the cut
8:33 PM - El Aguila Quema: 25
8:33 PM - Merchant: back
8:34 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright since chucking a seat is significantly less precise and requires less finesse than firing guns, you manage to throw the cheap plastic and synthetic materials contraption that's apparently supposed to make kids more safe straight into the taxi's windshield.
8:34 PM - El Aguila Quema: so did i hit ye windshield
8:34 PM - El Aguila Quema: aw ye
8:34 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: also totally forgot about my gun's +2 accuracy, not that I'd have hit anyway
8:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the light seat bounces off and disappears into the distance, but not without having cracked the windshield to shit. The taxi swerves dangerously all over the road.
8:35 PM - El Aguila Quema: "Anything else I can throw?"
8:35 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "I'd say yourself, but that would be impractical and a waste of resources."
8:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Tool fires a couple of shots, and makes a couple of holes in the car's hood, but fails to hit anything vital.
8:35 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Also awye my name for him stuck
8:35 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: c:
8:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Aguila reaches into the trunk and grabs a heavy repair kit.
8:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: now you've got plenty of ammo, buddy c:
8:36 PM - El Aguila Quema: aw ye
8:37 PM - El Aguila Quema: "I can lift myself pretty well, but throwing is out of the question."
8:37 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the toolbox's full of various heavy wrenches and other stuff - stuff that makes repairing cars on the side of the road easy, and is really good at being an impromptu ground to ground projectile.
8:37 PM - El Aguila Quema: :v
8:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well, the guys in the taxi aren't gonna hit you for shit seeing as they're swerving all over the road right now
8:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: so you could lean out the window and try aiming
8:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and then nail the fuckers in the windshield with a monkey wrench or something
8:38 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Did Merchant go, or is it still Aguila's turn?
8:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: still aguila's turn
8:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: unless he wants to forfeit it
8:39 PM - El Aguila Quema: I grab a monkey wrench and throw it at the driver's side of the windshield.
8:39 PM - El Aguila Quema: 22
8:39 PM - El Aguila Quema: -3 for second action right?
8:39 PM - El Aguila Quema: so 19
8:39 PM - Merchant: its still aguilas
8:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah
8:40 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the wrench narrowly misses the windshield, but manages to break off the driver's side mirror before sailing into the distance.
8:40 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: next up, Merchant!
8:40 PM - Merchant: ah
8:40 PM - Merchant: I'll just haphazardly shoot at them
8:41 PM - Merchant: i'll shoot twice at the car
8:41 PM - Merchant: 21 and 27
8:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Neither hits
8:42 PM - Merchant: cool cool
8:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: damn, how does a 27 miss?
8:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: next up is my favorite narcisstic op jazzman
8:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well, you get -15 in modifiers
8:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and you'd have to score at least 15 to hit
8:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: but he wasn't aiming at a tiny target like I was
8:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh shit yeah I forgot that somehow :v
8:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: fuck sorry Wing
8:43 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so I'd say that -6 for aiming at the tire should be less since he was just popping the car
8:43 PM - Merchant: its k
8:43 PM - Merchant: also does anyone have a phone?
8:43 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I do~
8:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: so that's only a -9 in which case the first shot.......... hits!
8:43 PM - Merchant: I could have just called a bootergang to start chasing them too
8:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: no idea what it hits though
8:43 PM - Merchant: a gang owes me a favor
8:43 PM - Merchant: should I roll for luck
8:44 PM - Merchant: to see if it hits something
8:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah, that works
8:44 PM - Merchant: important
8:44 PM - Merchant: 1d10+8?
8:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep, pass and it hits one of the passengers, fail and it just hits the car
8:44 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I get a favor a month from nomads, but everyone was all "what don't use it so early"
8:44 PM - Merchant: 1d10+luck
8:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
8:44 PM - Merchant: k
8:44 PM - Merchant: eh
8:44 PM - Merchant: 16
8:44 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: why are you rolling luck?
8:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well I guess it can count as an average task
8:45 PM - Merchant: to see if i hit something important
8:45 PM - Merchant: i kind of just randomly shot at the car
8:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The left side gunman winces in pain as his right arm gets hit with a .357 bullet. He drops the submachine gun, which tumbles down the highway while discharging the rest of its magazine before coming to a stop in some roadside bush.
8:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: roll for damage dude
8:47 PM - Merchant: 10
8:47 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: time for a shock roll!
8:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: He somehow manages to avoid falling unconcious despite missing a large part of his bicep.
8:49 PM - Merchant: V:
8:49 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Awright
8:49 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I shoot twice at the car, not taking aim and not using my second action
8:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 21 and 28
8:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: So 1 hit if I judge correctly
8:50 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep, the second one
8:50 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: as WIng did, roll for luck to see if you hit anything important
8:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 3
8:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well that's a no
8:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: welp
8:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: his friend empties the remainder of his mag into the general direction of your car, creating a FIRE ZONE!
8:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: hang on gotta double check the rules for that :v
8:52 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: gj
8:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: in the meantime please enjoy this rad-ass music
8:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZUzevKSHCA
8:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it's the official soundtrack for what's happening
8:54 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright everyone roll Athletics + REF + 1d10
8:54 PM - El Aguila Quema: 29
8:54 PM - Merchant: 16
8:54 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 15
8:55 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I don't like the look of that
8:55 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: GM got higher numbers than us Wing
8:55 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: that's usually bad
8:56 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Aguila, Tool and the driver manage to dodge the hail of bullets, but WIng and Entropy... don't! Each of you roll 1d6! c;
8:56 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: c:
8:56 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I was just rolling for Tool and our nameless ganger driver :v
8:56 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 5
8:56 PM - Merchant: 3
8:56 PM - Merchant: lol fag
8:56 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: should probably roll for Ryan and Potato too but killing them off in their absence'd be unfair
8:56 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: you better roll to see where these bullets hit cause I got some light armor on and it better do something
8:57 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, Dan, roll 1d10 5 times, Wing, do the same just 3 times
8:57 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: unless they hit my beautiful face in which case I'm ok with getting pummled
8:57 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: hell no I'm just gonna offload the work on you
8:57 PM - Merchant: 6
8:57 PM - Merchant: 8
8:57 PM - Merchant: 3
8:57 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy: repeat 5 1D10 => 6 ; 7 ; 8 ; 8 ; 8
8:57 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: how do I get 8 three times
8:58 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: wouldn't the chances of that be like, 1 in 1000
8:58 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, Merchant gets hit in the left arm, right leg, and the torso
8:58 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: or something I dunno all this logistical crap
8:58 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Entropy catches one bullet to the left arm and his right leg gets absolutely shredded with four consecutive shots
8:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oops
8:59 PM - Merchant: so how much damage?
8:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 2d6+1 per bullet
8:59 PM - Merchant: o fuck
8:59 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: what about armor SP?
8:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: works as usual
8:59 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: which is... how?
8:59 PM - Merchant: 12
8:59 PM - Merchant: 8
8:59 PM - Merchant: 8
8:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: just like dt in fallout
8:59 PM - Merchant: subtract i think
8:59 PM - Merchant: yeah
8:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: already rolled, Wing :v
9:00 PM - Merchant: o
9:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: well shit I'm dead aren't I
9:00 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well you might have to shell out for a cool robotic leg
9:00 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and make a stop at a hospital on your way home
9:00 PM - El Aguila Quema: *might* meaning
9:00 PM - Merchant: so i took 8 6 and 5 damage?
9:00 PM - El Aguila Quema: lol ur legs fukd m8
9:00 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: to not die
9:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I can live with that
9:01 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you took 6 to the arm, 8 to the leg, and 3 to the torso
9:01 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you got any arm or leg protection?
9:01 PM - Merchant: yep
9:01 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 14 on my arms and torst and 4 on my legs
9:01 PM - Merchant: 19 on arms legs and torso
9:01 PM - Merchant: :V
9:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright then, in this case, only one round manages to punch through whatever it's you're wearing on your legs, leaving a giant bruise and making walking really hurt for the next few days
9:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: as for Entropy, well...
9:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you got any arm protection?
9:02 PM - Merchant: coolio
9:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 14
9:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: me and wing invested in retarded good armor apparently :v
9:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, in this case you won't lose your arm as wel
9:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: ive got 10 on head and legs
9:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that's good to know
9:02 PM - Merchant: "Ah fuck"
9:03 PM - El Aguila Quema: and 22 on torso+arms
9:03 PM - Merchant: "I am so glad I bough this suit"
9:03 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: but your leg gets shredded to shit with four 9mm bullets, cracking bones and one of them seemingly hitting a major artery.
9:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so do I need to click little box thingies on my sheet or what
9:03 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah
9:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 39 damage to your leg in total
9:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: which means it's toast
9:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: but
9:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 'cause I'm not a total asshole
9:04 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy looks down at his leg, or lack thereof, then back at the driver. "Detour to the hospital, and improve your evasive driving on the way."
9:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: if you live through that, you'll get +3 base EMP
9:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: because living through that's gonna make you value humans and life more
9:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: or something
9:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: but you're gonna have to give up being an asshole
9:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm gonna need that EMP if I want some sick ass leg augs
9:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: as in in character I mean :v
9:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway, Aguila's up
9:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: to bring me back to being an asshole
9:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: c:
9:06 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I didn't even get to play an asshole for 3 games and I'm already gonna have to give it up this is depressing
9:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: I toss two more monkey wrenches
9:06 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: If Ryan was here he would have jumped out the car and buzzsawed the fuckin car apart
9:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: hopefully hitting the shit out of the windshield
9:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: i was contemplating that
9:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: but i dont know how far i can jump
9:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: or how far the other car is
9:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: and i'd rather not risk it
9:06 PM - Merchant: so i don't have to tick any boxes right?
9:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: 29, 24
9:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well, how high is your athletics? i could totally let this shit fly with the right stats and rolls
9:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: athletics?
9:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: 10
9:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you do
9:07 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: also you never told me what boxes to tick
9:07 PM - Merchant: How many? just one?
9:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: since you just took a light wound
9:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: as many as the damage you took was
9:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: which was 4
9:07 PM - Merchant: so i tick 4 boxes?
9:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and uh Dan I think it was like 39 in total
9:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
9:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the first 4
9:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the ones under "light"
9:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so I need to tick 39 boxes? wot
9:08 PM - Merchant: :V
9:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well your leg just went the way of Bonnie And Clyde
9:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: as in it was riddled with bullets
9:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: not that it ran away and started robbing banks
9:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so every point of damage is a box? That's how it works?
9:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
9:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: kay
9:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the more damage you take, the more boxes you tick
9:09 PM - Merchant: lol you are fucking dead mate
9:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the more boxes you tick the harder it's to stay alive
9:09 PM - El Aguila Quema: uh gm
9:09 PM - El Aguila Quema: there are 50 boxes i think
9:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah by the way even if you die you can still be revived 'cause THE FUTURE
9:09 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: well I'm 1 box away from a full box click
9:09 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 40 boxes
9:09 PM - El Aguila Quema: oh shit lol
9:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: damn son
9:09 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: you're trying to kill me
9:09 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: no fair I never got to do anything cool
9:10 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I roll cool stat to heal
9:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: uh I'm not gonna make you roll for that
9:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I'm not that much of an asshole
9:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: but you're definitely out of action for the time being
9:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway Aguila's up
9:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: do something cool dude
9:10 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: well, badger cunts
9:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah shit you already did sorry :v
9:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: lost it in the whole damage conversation
9:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: what'd ya roll?
9:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh found that too
9:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 23, 24
9:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: :v
9:11 PM - El Aguila Quema: 23, 24?
9:11 PM - El Aguila Quema: wat
9:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: wait no
9:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 3:06 AM - El Aguila Quema: 29, 24
9:11 PM - El Aguila Quema: yeah
9:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah it was a 9 not a 3
9:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: my bad
9:12 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: in this case, both wrenches hit, roll for luck m8
9:12 PM - El Aguila Quema: tres
9:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: your luck +1d10 I mean
9:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: :v
9:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: actually wait no
9:13 PM - Merchant: brb
9:13 PM - El Aguila Quema: wat
9:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The wrenches hit the already cracked windshield, shattering it in a rain of glass fragments.
9:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The driver instinctively covers his face with his left arm, and, since driving while blind's hard, swerves off the road and drives straight into a light pole.
9:14 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: now you made it easier for them to see
9:14 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: or that
9:15 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The force of impact almost bisects the car. You're pretty sure they're dead.
9:16 PM - El Aguila Quema: "Oh."
9:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Your driver looks back at you, sees Entropy's leg, goes pale and steps on it.
9:16 PM - El Aguila Quema: "Oh lord."
9:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "I'd... appreciate not dying. I have a gig coming up."
9:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: look I'm already starting to be nice
9:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: this is terrible
9:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: why do you do this to me dice gods
9:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Some nerve wracking swerving through the streets and neck hair raising sharp turns later, the minivan stops to a skidding halt before the nearest hospital.
9:17 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'd say Orphaner carries me
9:17 PM - Merchant: back
9:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The Orphaner grabs his mortally wounded brother and carries him to the ER.
9:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: y'all gonna follow him or what
9:17 PM - Merchant: Eh
9:17 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: don't forget I totally hired you
9:17 PM - Merchant: nah
9:18 PM - Merchant: lol u never hired me bitch
9:18 PM - El Aguila Quema: I'll chill in the car.
9:18 PM - El Aguila Quema: same :v
9:18 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: pleb I'll get my nomads on you
9:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: While walking through the door, he looks back and yells "Go get the rest home or I'll rip your fuckin' head off! Right now!" at the poor driver.
9:18 PM - Merchant: pleb i'll get multiple police departments on you
9:18 PM - Merchant: and a corperation
9:18 PM - El Aguila Quema: pleb i'll get my muscles on you
9:18 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: pleb I'll play my sax in a crowded area
9:18 PM - Merchant: o fuq
9:18 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: then you'll be sorry
9:18 PM - El Aguila Quema: i'm fairly certain i could tear you guys in half :v
9:19 PM - Merchant: probably
9:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: but you need to be near me to do it
9:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and with my shooting skills you'd be dead before that
9:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: bitch i can get in a boat
9:19 PM - Merchant: Merchant walks into the hospital for healing and such
9:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: and throw the boat
9:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: with myself inside
9:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ~some time passes~
9:19 PM - Merchant: I realized my injures
9:19 PM - Merchant: injuies*
9:19 PM - Merchant: injuries*
9:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well it's too late he already drove away with you on board :v
9:20 PM - Merchant: o
9:20 PM - Merchant: fuq
9:20 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The bullet hole riddled minivan stops by the curb in the quiet suburb Entropy's home is in.
9:20 PM - El Aguila Quema: http://i.imgur.com/woJeJbz.gif
9:21 PM - Merchant: what am i looking at
9:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The driver hands you the spare key he had, and drives away, probably to get rid of the damn thing.
9:21 PM - Merchant: key to what
9:21 PM - Merchant: the home
9:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah
9:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: no
9:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: your anus
9:21 PM - El Aguila Quema: woops
9:21 PM - El Aguila Quema: sorry
9:21 PM - Merchant: why does he have the key
9:21 PM - Merchant: nvm'
9:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Orphaner gave it to him
9:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: or something iunno
9:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm so getting pointless defenses and security measures come next paycheck
9:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: stop questioning me I'm the GM
9:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: :v
9:22 PM - Merchant: :V
9:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: You enter the house through the thick glass front door. The interior is white, clean, and full of glass and brushed
steel. Looks like some space flight control center. The ground floor is one single room, with a kitchen
section, a living room including a big flat TV, a big pool table, a large support beam in the middle with
glass stairs wrapped around it, and loads of empty space. There's two doors on the west side of the room -
one of them leading to the bathroom, and the other to the large three car garage. The stairs lead both up,
to the four spacious bedrooms - two of them unused - and the second bathroom, and down, to the soundproofed
practice/recording room.
9:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ~setting the mood~
9:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: implying I need practice
9:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: though the recording aspect is coo
9:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
9:23 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it's also soundproofed c:
9:23 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you know what that means right
9:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'd hope so, considering it's a recording studio
9:24 PM - El Aguila Quema: is it time to bone or something
9:24 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: it probably means there are people hiding in there that they don't know about
9:24 PM - El Aguila Quema: i wasnt aware i entered an erp
9:24 PM - Merchant: in the recording studio no one can hear you bone
9:24 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it also means that if somebody inside starts screaming nobody's gonna hear them
9:24 PM - Merchant: my friend made a joke about Gravity
9:24 PM - Merchant: 'lets just see sandra bollock and batman bone'
9:24 PM - Merchant: and i said
9:24 PM - Merchant: 'in space no one can hear you bone'
9:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: heh
9:25 PM - Merchant: 'because orgasms'
9:25 PM - Merchant: they still never got the joke
9:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: guess I'
9:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'll just browse LMAO pics until I'm able to do something
9:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway, you wait around for a couple of weeks, waiting for Entropy to come back from the very brink of death.
9:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: since I'm probably undergoing major surgery
9:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: A MONTH HAS PASSED
9:25 PM - Merchant: can i buy
9:26 PM - Merchant: a computer
9:26 PM - Merchant: and phones
9:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: y'all get paychecks and shit
9:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah sure go wild
9:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: AWYE 12K COMIN UP
9:26 PM - Merchant: a bunch of disposable phones
9:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: LEG AUGS HERE I COME
9:26 PM - Merchant: I forgot what my salary as
9:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I got +3 EMP right?
9:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: During that time, the house gets gradually turned into a base of operations in preparation to the upcoming job.
9:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: let's make it a 4
9:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: whatever the job is
9:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: yissss
9:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 4 EMP
9:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: never say I don't treat my players right c:
9:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: sweet ass leg augs here I come
9:27 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: thx bby u ok gm 8/10
9:27 PM - Merchant: soo we all get our monies
9:27 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the job is stealing Big Chen's client list
9:27 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep you do
9:27 PM - El Aguila Quema: i think i fucked up my salary
9:27 PM - El Aguila Quema: wheres the table for it
9:27 PM - Merchant: woooo
9:27 PM - Merchant: 13,400 eb
9:27 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: salary's in items
9:27 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: uh, I think only get 1 month
9:27 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: somewhere at the beginning of the chapter
9:27 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: you don't roll for it
9:28 PM - El Aguila Quema: yep
9:28 PM - El Aguila Quema: i fucked it up
9:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: rolling was just to start off
9:28 PM - Merchant: its under starting funds
9:28 PM - Merchant: brb going to buy some gear
9:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: yes, starting funds. To start the game. We already started the game
9:28 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: sooooooooooooo.... Dan what kinda augs you gettin' for yo bitchin' new leg?
9:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Thus, since only 1 month has passed, you get 1 month's salary
9:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I dunno I'm gonna have to check
9:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Can I get a built-in amp
9:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
9:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: no
9:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: actually
9:29 PM - El Aguila Quema: alright rad, i get 5k a month
9:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: wait
9:29 PM - El Aguila Quema: cool
9:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: still no
9:29 PM - El Aguila Quema: ha
9:29 PM - El Aguila Quema: ownt
9:29 PM - Merchant: what is the difference between pocket commo, mastoid commo, and the cellular phone?
9:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: uh
9:29 PM - El Aguila Quema: yo gm
9:29 PM - El Aguila Quema: i wanna get a higher armored mask
9:29 PM - El Aguila Quema: and higher armored pantsu
9:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and why the hell would ya son
9:30 PM - El Aguila Quema: because 10 armor is not enough
9:30 PM - Merchant: alright so commos are walkie talkies
9:30 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it totally is it can almost maybe stop a 9mm
9:30 PM - El Aguila Quema: fuck that
9:30 PM - El Aguila Quema: i want ballistic plating on my face
9:30 PM - Merchant: should we all get some commos for the heist n shit?
9:30 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: probably, yeah
9:30 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you're the experienced dude so yep, you probably should
9:31 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also, you send an e-mail to a netrunner you know since you know that Big Chen's security system isn't gonna be a cakewalk
9:31 PM - El Aguila Quema: fuck yes
9:31 PM - Merchant: coolio
9:31 PM - El Aguila Quema: flak mask
9:31 PM - El Aguila Quema: and flak pantsu
9:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: pants are OK, but I'm not really feelin' the mask honestly
9:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: actually
9:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: go for it
9:32 PM - El Aguila Quema: yesss
9:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: a bullet deflectin' mask sounds awesome as all fuck
9:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I like awesome
9:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: :v
9:32 PM - El Aguila Quema: im gonna redesign his mask too to go along with it
9:32 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: such aug
9:32 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: many choose
9:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: so cyber
9:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: such punk
9:33 PM - Merchant: so its been 4 months?
9:33 PM - El Aguila Quema: how much is this gonna cost?
9:33 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: uh... no idea
9:33 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: nah, just one month
9:33 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: a few weeks, that's it
9:33 PM - Merchant: nvm 1 month
9:33 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: remember, surgery in the future's different
9:33 PM - Merchant: k
9:34 PM - El Aguila Quema: yo jimbo
9:34 PM - El Aguila Quema: costs for my shit yo
9:34 PM - El Aguila Quema: the pants i know
9:34 PM - El Aguila Quema: what aboutt he mask
9:34 PM - El Aguila Quema: ye mask
9:34 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it's a custom job so
9:34 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I dunno
9:34 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 2x the vest?
9:35 PM - El Aguila Quema: 400?
9:35 PM - El Aguila Quema: nice
9:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: sure why not
9:35 PM - El Aguila Quema: man shit is CHEAP
9:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah
9:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and disposable
9:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 'cause THE FUTURE IS DISPOSABLE
9:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: honestly though it makes sense
9:35 PM - El Aguila Quema: fuck yes this is going to look like goddamn iron man
9:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I mean with all the shit going on in the cities it'd make sense heavy armor and stuff is common
9:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "Cyberleg augs. Artifical shoulder mount."
9:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: you'd have an arm
9:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: on your leg
9:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: what
9:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: no
9:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the book says you can't do that
9:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and to get a life
9:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: then why is it there
9:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I don't want it cause it's dumb
9:36 PM - Merchant: can i spend a day in the hospital too heal myself
9:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: but I'm wondering why it exists
9:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: wait it really is under legs?
9:36 PM - Merchant: eh nvm
9:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: maybe you read it wrong
9:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: your bruise got healed over the time dude
9:37 PM - Merchant: That makes
9:37 PM - Merchant: sense
9:37 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I did say it was just a bruise the bullet didn't go all the way through
9:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also yeah cyberarms and legs are the same list and hands/feet are a different one
9:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that's why shoulder mounts are under that
9:38 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: what is SDP?
9:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I think structural points or something
9:38 PM - El Aguila Quema: put an arm on your ass
9:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: basically HP for machines
9:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah also your bitchin' new cyberleg can't tire so you can just hop around on it forever
9:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: :v
9:39 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: awye
9:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and it deals like 2d6 damage
9:39 PM - Merchant: So shall we buy commos?
9:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah, just get a big ol' pile of commos, NV goggles if you want to and all that spy shit
9:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ~planning a heist~
9:40 PM - Merchant: ye
9:40 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: maybe some Stealth skill chips too for everyone :v
9:40 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: since y'all kind of suck at stealth
9:40 PM - Merchant: yeah where do you find the chips?
9:40 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: wow there are no interesting cyberleg things that I want
9:40 PM - Merchant: I can be the Charisma guy of the heist
9:40 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: think it's in the descriptions of cyberware
9:40 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: maybe I'll just buy an asston of other stuff
9:41 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: also everyone
9:41 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: what do you mean there's no interesting cyberleg things
9:41 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: what about
9:41 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: a leg holster
9:41 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: don't forget to take off any monthly expenses from your money
9:41 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: they were living in your house though :v
9:41 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: so just halve them or something
9:41 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: My 12k turns into 8.3k to keep up my house, groceries and cellphone
9:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: fuckin freeloaders
9:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: :v
9:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: why are they even living in my house
9:42 PM - Merchant: you still gotta pay
9:42 PM - Merchant: even if we are living in your house
9:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: we all jumped out of a plane together and that's about it
9:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 'cause it's a great base of operations
9:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: for what though, we're all unaffiliated!
9:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: srsly
9:42 PM - El Aguila Quema: i have a house :V
9:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and I dunno you asked them for help and/or employed them
9:43 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: theys was sayin "lol u dint imploy me"
9:43 PM - Merchant: I'm trying to bring down big chen or whatever his name is
9:43 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I
9:43 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm not paying them if they're living in my house and eating my fresh food
9:43 PM - Merchant: I'm just tagging along because you guys are doing the same
9:43 PM - Merchant: I payed for my fresh food too bitch
9:43 PM - El Aguila Quema: i have a job and an appearance to keep up :v
9:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah also Dan get the holster so you can do this: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8188/8426896006_be50de4e0e_o.gif
9:43 PM - El Aguila Quema: i just eat at my house and go to yours to plan n shit
9:44 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Well crap I guess I need the holster
9:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: robocop .gifs: the highest form of convincing someone to do something
9:45 PM - Merchant: how many levels do the chips boost?
9:45 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 1-3
9:45 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and they don't stack with skills
9:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
9:45 PM - Merchant: ah
9:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and they cap skills
9:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and they don't level
9:45 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: aw crap I need to roll for the humanity loss on my leg
9:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah, sorry
9:45 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I probably won't even get any augs because the dice hate me today
9:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: get some RealSkinn (tm) if you want to knock the loss down a bit though
9:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: but then you won't have a kickin' shiny leg
9:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: :v
9:46 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 6 and I'll get realskinn
9:46 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: worth it to avoid cyberpsychosis
9:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: shit, 6? that ain't half bad
9:46 PM - Merchant: did we get any IP?
9:46 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: also this whole humanity loss system is ludicrous
9:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: don't forget about the boost you got from me out the kindness of my own heart
9:47 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: if EMP caps out at 10 and half these augs can roll over 10 EMP
9:47 PM - Merchant: it makes sense
9:47 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you know what? I need to look into the whole AP thing and I'm gonna give you the answer
9:47 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah it makes sense
9:47 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: after all the more machine you are the less human you are
9:47 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "I have a new metal leg I hate humanity"
9:47 PM - Merchant: albeit somewhat unbalanced
9:47 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "somewhat"
9:47 PM - Merchant: okay think robocop
9:48 PM - Merchant: he is literally 90 percent machine
9:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: but he isn't just missing a leg
9:48 PM - Merchant: he won't really have any human interaction
9:48 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, IP time for y'all
9:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I rolled 1.666666667 on realskinn
9:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: what does it round to
9:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
9:48 PM - Merchant: also i gotta hire a lockpicker or whatever for this heist
9:49 PM - Merchant: someone to deal with technical stuff
9:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: uh... 1.7 which would be 2.0 going with regular math rules
9:49 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: noice
9:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: a safe breaker more like
9:49 PM - Merchant: yeah thats the word
9:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: oh wait
9:50 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also, Aguila gets +15 IP to Strength Feat for his throwing antics and eventually disabling the car, and +5 IP to athletics for successfully avoiding gunfire
9:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm a tar
9:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: d
9:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: the rolls are for HL loss, nor direct EMP loss
9:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: wow I'm dum 0/10
9:50 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: uh... yes
9:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: forgot humanity loss was Empx10
9:50 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
9:50 PM - Merchant: wow u fucking mongoloid
9:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: happens :v
9:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: AWYE TIME 4 AUGS
9:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also Merchant you get +5 IP to Pistols for that sweet shot you nailed the gunner with
9:51 PM - Merchant: niiiice
9:51 PM - Merchant: wait
9:51 PM - Merchant: just to pistols?
9:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Gettin dat armor 4 me leggo
9:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah you used a pistol after all
9:51 PM - Merchant: because i have a 10 in that :V
9:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh
9:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: in this case uh
9:52 PM - El Aguila Quema: +15 IP?
9:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: fuck
9:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: he's got max pistols :v
9:52 PM - El Aguila Quema: what does that do
9:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you gain 15 improvement points
9:52 PM - El Aguila Quema: i have 10 in both the skills you gave me things for
9:52 PM - El Aguila Quema: so uh
9:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh
9:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: fukken hell
9:52 PM - El Aguila Quema: 25 in strength feat?
9:52 PM - Merchant: straight up?
9:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: no that's not how it works
9:52 PM - El Aguila Quema: how do they work then
9:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you need your current rank x10 to level up a skill
9:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: to the next level
9:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and since you've got maxxed both of the skills you get uh I'm sorry but nothing really :v
9:53 PM - El Aguila Quema: oh
9:53 PM - El Aguila Quema: ok :c
9:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you know what we really should do a low-level campaign after that
9:54 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: so that y'all can get some real advancement stuff and squatting and crust punk shit and so on
9:54 PM - Merchant: low level campaign?
9:54 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: could be cool
9:54 PM - Merchant: ahj
9:54 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah where everyone's not a demigod like you all are
9:54 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: After my cyberleg, realskinn and leg armor I have 5900 left
9:54 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: now for my leg holster
9:54 PM - El Aguila Quema: thatd be cool
9:54 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: buy a second gun for the holster too :v
9:54 PM - El Aguila Quema: a low level that is
9:55 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah, CP seems made for that
9:55 PM - Merchant: wait so how do you add new guns?
9:55 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: as in?
9:55 PM - Merchant: new skills*
9:55 PM - Merchant: learn new skills
9:56 PM - Merchant: brb
9:56 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: check page 53
9:56 PM - El Aguila Quema: check outthe mask
9:57 PM - Merchant: back
9:57 PM - Merchant: oh nvm
9:57 PM - Merchant: first level costs 10 IP
9:57 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
9:58 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and you can study from books/get lessons
9:58 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: which award IP over time
9:58 PM - El Aguila Quema: whatchu nigs think about my flak mask thingy
9:58 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I dunno post stats here :v
9:58 PM - El Aguila Quema: same as the regular flak shit
9:58 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: When it says "armors body" does that mean limbs too or just torst
9:58 PM - El Aguila Quema: im talking about the drawing
9:58 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: torso*
9:58 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: think it's both, yeah
9:58 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: whatchu buyin'?
9:58 PM - Merchant: ah fuck
9:59 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm thinking Skin Weave
9:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: better not be a MetalGear (tm)
9:59 PM - Merchant: nvm
9:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh, yeah, that's pretty rad
9:59 PM - El Aguila Quema: yay
9:59 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy ain't takin no chances after that pile of shit hit the supersonic fan
9:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well now you've got your rad leg
9:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you can take cover behind it or something I dunno :v
9:59 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so does skin weave armor all my limbs?
9:59 PM - El Aguila Quema: rad mask is radder
10:00 PM - Merchant: ye
10:00 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep, it says "body" so I figure it does everything apart from the head
10:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and does the weave go over my cyberleg too?
10:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: since I have reakskinn
10:00 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: nah, it's bioware
10:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: kay
10:00 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: realskinn just looks like, well, real skin :v
10:01 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: aw I was really hoping you'd keep your leg shiny and metal
10:01 PM - Merchant: what skill should I get?
10:01 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Driving could be useful
10:01 PM - Merchant: brb
10:01 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: well I like my humanity
10:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: wait gm
10:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: in order to get more augs
10:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: c:
10:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: so can i get any new skills or anything
10:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you still have plenty of it though thanks to me :v
10:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
10:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: how do
10:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: depends on the skill
10:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: can i improve my perform
10:02 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: what level it's at right now?
10:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: 1
10:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Ah, screw realskinn
10:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: only 2 humanity points ain't worth losing a shiny as fuck leg
10:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I got 4k left after that little augmentation spree
10:04 PM - El Aguila Quema: buy shittons of teddy bears
10:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright sure why not, let's say you had some acting lessons in the meantime and got ... let's say 15 IP
10:04 PM - El Aguila Quema: you're a psychopath, act like one
10:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: nah, keep the money
10:04 PM - El Aguila Quema: no
10:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: he's not a psycho no more though :v
10:04 PM - El Aguila Quema: shittons of teddybears
10:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I made him slightly nicer
10:04 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: but I can't because getting my leg shot off by humans made me like humans more???
10:04 PM - El Aguila Quema: oh he's not a complete ass any more :v
10:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: thanks to miraculously surviving the mortal wound
10:04 PM - El Aguila Quema: it made you realize how you're human too
10:04 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm still gonna be pretty assy with 4 emp
10:04 PM - Merchant: wait so chips only go up to 3?
10:04 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: hoping to get it lower
10:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you realized that there's something more to life than just power and control
10:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that maybe, just maybe, living can be its own reward
10:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep, chips only go up to 3
10:05 PM - Merchant: lol fuck that
10:05 PM - Merchant: gaaaaaay
10:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Losing humanity: the smart way. A guide by Appy
10:05 PM - Merchant: at the inspiration quote
10:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: don't shit on my uplifting little speech
10:05 PM - Merchant: not the chip
10:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: gettin chrome for my leg
10:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: gonna be hella shiny
10:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: aw yeah
10:06 PM - Fuck Airman has been invited to chat.
10:06 PM - Merchant: uh
10:06 PM - Fuck Airman entered chat.
10:06 PM - Merchant: why
10:06 PM - Fuck Airman: Hey Im not dead
10:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it's a sunny day and there's snipers after you? take off your pants and blind the fuckers
10:06 PM - Merchant: you already have real skin
10:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: oh hey ryan made it
10:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh hey look who decided to show up
10:06 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I ditched the realskinn
10:06 PM - Fuck Airman: 0u0
10:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: holy fuck appy get a lime green chrome leg
10:06 PM - Merchant: and steal my fixer thunder
10:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: or gold
10:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you missed a hella cool car chase
10:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: or something stupidly flamboyant
10:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and Entropy almost got dead
10:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: in which i almost bisected a car with the power of throwing wrecnhes
10:06 PM - Fuck Airman: Well, Im not able to sawblade punch things during carchases, so not much for
10:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: wrenches
10:06 PM - Fuck Airman: me
10:06 PM - Merchant: And I came out
10:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and got a new shiny chrome leg
10:06 PM - Merchant: fine
10:06 PM - Fuck Airman: Wait, GM, question
10:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ye
10:07 PM - Fuck Airman: Can you remove protestic limbs, yes?
10:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
10:07 PM - Fuck Airman: So
10:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: only if you have the QD mount though
10:07 PM - Fuck Airman: I can I throw my buzzsaw fist at things
10:07 PM - Fuck Airman: Fuck
10:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: gm
10:07 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm going to need to remove my leg and beat people with it
10:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: with 1 point in perform
10:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: otherwise you'd need a set of tools or something
10:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: and 15 ip
10:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: what does that do
10:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you level up
10:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and have 5 IP to spare
10:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: oh ok
10:08 PM - El Aguila Quema: 10 ip points per level?
10:08 PM - El Aguila Quema: rad
10:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: uh no
10:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: since you level at current skill level x10
10:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ^
10:08 PM - El Aguila Quema: ah
10:08 PM - Merchant: there are levels in this game
10:08 PM - El Aguila Quema: fuck thats a lot :v
10:08 PM - Merchant: nvm
10:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well yeah but skills only have 10 levels so
10:08 PM - Merchant: you gain lots of IP too
10:08 PM - Merchant: not to mention most the these skills are useless and can be chipped
10:08 PM - Fuck Airman: Right, I should know this system better, since Im trying to learn it, but its hella confusing, more so with giant robits
10:09 PM - Merchant: how is gamble a skill like seriously what the fuck
10:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah also a month passed so you get your monthly salary Ryan
10:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well, gambling *is* a skill
10:09 PM - Fuck Airman: Gambling is a skill in Fallout PNP too
10:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: keeping cool and so on
10:09 PM - Merchant: doesn't make it any less shit
10:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
10:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: welcome to RPGs
10:09 PM - Fuck Airman: Not as shit as outdoorsman
10:10 PM - Merchant: my favorite is Cryotank Operation
10:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: outdoorsman was da bomb in the games
10:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: 100 outdoorsman hello no more random encounters
10:10 PM - Merchant: outdoorsman can actually be useful as a passive skill tho
10:10 PM - Merchant: unlike repair and science
10:10 PM - Fuck Airman: I pretty much already have points in what matters, kicking people in the face, and scaring the shit out of those who I dont kill
10:10 PM - Fuck Airman: 0u0
10:10 PM - Merchant: same
10:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: question, Ryan - how much humanity you've got right now?
10:11 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Should
10:11 PM - Fuck Airman: 1
10:11 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: should I get
10:11 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: a missile launcher
10:11 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: in my leg
10:11 PM - Merchant: lol yes
10:11 PM - Fuck Airman: Psychopath already, I know
10:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: no thats op
10:11 PM - El Aguila Quema: thats a question?
10:11 PM - Fuck Airman: Dan
10:11 PM - El Aguila Quema: fuck yes you should
10:11 PM - Fuck Airman: Dont get a rocket launcher
10:11 PM - El Aguila Quema: oh ok
10:11 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: well it'd be useful for car chases
10:11 PM - Fuck Airman: Attach a rocket thruster
10:11 PM - Fuck Airman: To the leg
10:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I as a gm deny you the pleasures of rocket lauchers in legs
10:11 PM - Fuck Airman: And fucking rocket kick bitches
10:11 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: wow terribad gm
10:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: just buy a LAW from a pawn shop or something with Merchant's 10 Streetwise
10:12 PM - Fuck Airman: I have 10 Streetdeal, I can probably get you one less legally, yet cheaper :V
10:12 PM - Merchant: "Hey if you guys need some hardware then I'm your guy"
10:12 PM - Merchant: fuckshityo
10:12 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ooo
10:12 PM - Merchant: well
10:12 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Voice Synthesizer should be useful
10:12 PM - Fuck Airman: Right so, I wake up, and look around "The shitting fuck did I miss out on here?"
10:12 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and it's fitting to be able to play sounds other than the sax from myself!
10:12 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah streetdeal streetwise same thing
10:12 PM - Merchant: i got 9 streetdeal and 8 streetwise
10:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well, what happened was that you carried your dying brother from the car to the hospital
10:13 PM - Fuck Airman: Sleepcarried I guess
10:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and stayed with him all the time until he recovered
10:13 PM - El Aguila Quema: "A month of planning some heist on a crime lord."
10:13 PM - Merchant: I got a bunch in persuasion tho because i feel like it would be used for haggling
10:13 PM - Fuck Airman: "Oh shit, we're robbing someone, I'm in"
10:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: no you weren't sleeping that's a terrible excuse
10:13 PM - Fuck Airman: For a month
10:13 PM - Merchant: as opposed to just finding the stuff
10:13 PM - Fuck Airman: No waking up
10:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: though the house got turned into a base of operations
10:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: for the upcoming heist
10:14 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: what are we even gonna heist
10:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you're gonna need a netrunner and a safe cracker though
10:14 PM - Merchant: big chan
10:14 PM - Merchant: his client list or something
10:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: big chan's client list, to be precise
10:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah
10:14 PM - Fuck Airman: "Right so, what we taking, drugs, money, girls, weapons, fun things?"
10:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: to see who put the hit out on you
10:15 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: And can we just say I used my previous month's Nomad pack favor to retrieve and fix my motorcycle?
10:15 PM - Merchant: can i roll for streetwise/deal to find a crew
10:15 PM - Fuck Airman: "Also, I volunteer as the distraction"
10:15 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so I don't have to pay for it
10:15 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: why not
10:15 PM - Merchant: 1 sec
10:15 PM - Fuck Airman: Wait, Merchant
10:15 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well you already contacted a netrunner you knew
10:15 PM - Merchant: gotta figure out the difference between the 2
10:15 PM - Fuck Airman: Let me roll, I have 10
10:15 PM - Merchant: alright
10:15 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you can roll for the safecracker though
10:15 PM - Merchant: k
10:15 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I've already got the netrunner bit done too
10:15 PM - Fuck Airman: (Also Gravity was fucking amazing)
10:15 PM - Merchant: 11
10:16 PM - Merchant: yeah it was pretty good
10:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah I was just talking with my friend about it earlier today and we agreed we had to go and see it
10:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: heard it was great
10:16 PM - El Aguila Quema: fuck that im never watching that movie
10:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Dan, done with your leg and shit?
10:16 PM - Merchant: fantastic cinematography but the writing and story is 'okay'
10:16 PM - El Aguila Quema: biggest fear ever
10:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: yeah, my leg's set
10:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm just browsing the items to see what and if I should spend my remaining 2800 on
10:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: in this case, you walk into your house after your brother
10:16 PM - Fuck Airman: Also, I shall not be dividing my attention, but I am watching Esports as I play
10:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: sorry, 2900
10:17 PM - Merchant: lol fuck u esports
10:17 PM - Merchant: nerd sperg
10:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: everyone stops doing whatever they're doing to look at the man who came back from beyond the grave
10:17 PM - Fuck Airman: WoT nationals :V
10:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also lol esports
10:17 PM - Fuck Airman: "Moron bought a new leg, how y'all like it"
10:17 PM - El Aguila Quema: lol esports
10:17 PM - Merchant: all he did is lose his leg
10:17 PM - El Aguila Quema: world of tanks
10:17 PM - El Aguila Quema: nigga
10:17 PM - El Aguila Quema: :v
10:17 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "Moron? This leg is entirely functional, in multiple ways."
10:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Shiny as hell."
10:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that was Tool saying it by the way
10:18 PM - Merchant: "I've seen worse than getting shot in the leg"
10:18 PM - Fuck Airman: "Yes, but you managed to lose your last one, I cut my old hand off, with my teeth"
10:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah Tool's also your gunman now
10:18 PM - Fuck Airman: "Delicious by the way, debating on getting another, maybe a flamethrower, or a baby cannon, whatevers in stock"
10:18 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "You didn't seem to be doing much help back then. Perhaps that is WHY I lost it in the first place."
10:18 PM - El Aguila Quema: "Your leg shines with the free spirit of the eagles! We must embrace, my spirit brother!"
10:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah: Ryan, Tool's the guy from the plane who came with y'all
10:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: I bear hug the shit out of him.
10:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: the hijackers' leader
10:19 PM - Merchant: "I didn't do anything? The fucking nerve"
10:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy gasps from the suspiciously lucha-like grip, "Relinquish your grasp."
10:19 PM - Merchant: :V
10:19 PM - El Aguila Quema: I let go of him
10:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy wasn't talking about you, WIng
10:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
10:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: He was talking to Orphaner
10:20 PM - Merchant: oooooo
10:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: mongoloid
10:20 PM - Merchant: fuck ur shit u fucking
10:20 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Merchant's laptop makes a hollywoodish loud *ding* sound, signifying that an e-mail has been received
10:20 PM - Merchant: ah
10:20 PM - Fuck Airman: "Anyways, seriously, I heard we're stealing things, I volunteer as distraction for this marvelous adventure in grand theft something"
10:20 PM - Merchant: you stoll it
10:20 PM - Merchant: merchant does matrix hack taps
10:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "So what has been going on during my absence?"
10:21 PM - Merchant: Merchant checks the email
10:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy strolls over and looks over Merchant's shoulder.
10:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it's the response from the Netrunner you'd mailed a while back.
10:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Meet me in Zeke's in the 10 St. Center, 9 PM. Ask the waitress for Charlie."
10:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Does Entropy know about this heisty shit?
10:21 PM - Merchant: "I got a guy to Run for us"
10:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: COnsidering he was in the hospital for most of this
10:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I think so, yeah
10:21 PM - Fuck Airman: They'd message us
10:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: true
10:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: alrighty then
10:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: he probably was resting but kept informed about all the shit that was happening
10:22 PM - Fuck Airman: But seriously, let me be a distraction, a psychopath with a buzzsaw is not good at stealth
10:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "It seems we have a time and place. Are we prepared?"
10:22 PM - Fuck Airman: Too boring
10:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well you don't have to stealth anything :v
10:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also you've got a long way to the heist
10:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you're meeting your 'runner right now, but you still need a safecracker
10:23 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also, the runner's gonna need some time to burrow into the system and dig around for info
10:23 PM - Fuck Airman: "Right then, what are we doing now, since I dont think we're going to be stealing anything tonight"
10:23 PM - Fuck Airman: "Unless you guys want me too, I'd love some free shit"
10:24 PM - Fuck Airman: to*
10:24 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "While I'd ordinairly agree, brother, we have other matters to attend to."
10:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "You might be needed if the meet goes sour."
10:25 PM - Fuck Airman: "Woah woah, Entropy is against a good old fashion smash and grab, the fuck did they inject you with in the hospital"
10:25 PM - Merchant: "We should probably meet up with the runner"
10:25 PM - Merchant: nvm
10:25 PM - Merchant: disregard that shit
10:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you should though
10:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that's in the mail you got
10:25 PM - Merchant: you said we just were visiting
10:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you're meeting your runner
10:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "Perhaps, but it isn not every day that we find a netrunner of this caliber, We'll need him for the REAL 'smash and grab.'"
10:26 PM - Merchant: alright then disregard my disregarding
10:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: who just sent you a mail with the details on where to meet him and when
10:26 PM - Fuck Airman: "Fine, just dont let anyone fuck with my place. Its not cheap alright"
10:26 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Nah, apparently we're meetin' him in the city."
10:26 PM - Merchant: Merchant checks the time
10:27 PM - Fuck Airman: Roll for perception towards your watch
10:27 PM - Fuck Airman: :V
10:27 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you fail and slam the watch in your face
10:27 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: take 1 damage
10:27 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: critical fail his watch becomes invisible
10:27 PM - El Aguila Quema: critfail his watch is now in heiroglyphics
10:28 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway you spend the time shooting the shit and doing some more preparations, until it's time to go.
10:28 PM - Merchant: what time is it
10:28 PM - Merchant: ah
10:28 PM - Fuck Airman: Critfails, he travels an hour in the future, misses the appointment
10:28 PM - Merchant: nvm
10:28 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "I'd also like to take this opportunity to point out that I got more than my leg done. Something such as my loss of a limb should be less likely to occur in the near future."
10:28 PM - Merchant: Merchant calls a taxi and heads to Zeke's
10:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Tool, Aguila, Orphaner, Merchant and Entropy pile into some disposable stolen car one of Orphaner's gangsters had left out front, and head to the 10 St. Center
10:29 PM - Merchant: k nvm
10:29 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
10:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: sorry, but y'all are gonna need some firepower
10:29 PM - Fuck Airman: Taxis are for law abiding faggets :V
10:29 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Can I follow on my motorcycle
10:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you've got 3 motorcycle skill
10:29 PM - El Aguila Quema: i do have firepower
10:29 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you're gonna end up like I do when I ride bikes in GTA
10:29 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'd imagine that's enough to just drive normally and casually
10:30 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: otherwise what the hell's the point of the chip
10:30 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: guess so, yeah
10:30 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: unless you're planning something...
10:30 PM - Fuck Airman: One motorcycle is more like GTA driving
10:30 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: sinister
10:30 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, you follow them on your bike, miraculously managing to avoid crashing your newly fixed bike.
10:30 PM - Fuck Airman: It'd be funny if he crashed and lost his other leg
10:30 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: miraciously my ass, I nailed that jump out of the plane
10:31 PM - Fuck Airman: I'd be carrying that dumb ass to the hospital again, laughing all the way
10:31 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Zeke's a cheap fast food place, plonked down right in the middle of the 10 St. mini-mall. It resembles one
of these 50's diners - steel and aluminium, lots of windows, red vinyl seats, worn tables with tons of
coffee cup marks on them, a long bar, the works.
10:31 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: At least you still care enough to carry me
10:31 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
10:31 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: At 9 PM, most of the crowd's gone, and so, there's only a
few patrons around. There's a sleepy looking, long haired guy in a black t-shirt and an apron standing
behind the counter, chatting with a similarly bored looking pale skinned short girl leaning on the bar. His
name tag reads "Zeke". The girl's wearing what looks like a grey and blue flannel shirt and a pair of
slightly baggy light blue jeans, and holding what looks like a rolled up white apron under her arm. You
figure that's the waitress.
10:31 PM - Fuck Airman disconnected.
10:31 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "How... detestably generic."
10:31 PM - Merchant: "I'm looking for Charlie"
10:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: She turns to you. "That'd be me you're lookin' for, choomba. Let's take a seat in one of these booths and
talk business."
10:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: fukken formatting goddammit
10:32 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: bitch said choomba
10:32 PM - Fuck Airman entered chat.
10:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yep
10:32 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: cyberpunk biatch
10:32 PM - Fuck Airman: Wifi shit itself
10:32 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: choooooomba
10:32 PM - Fuck Airman: 0u0
10:32 PM - Merchant: what a twist
10:32 PM - El Aguila Quema: choom
10:32 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ba
10:33 PM - El Aguila Quema: chooga chooga chooga chooga chooooooooooooooombaaaaaa
10:33 PM - Merchant: Merchant takes a seat at one of the booths"
10:33 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: stop losing your shit over silly slang ya dumbasses
10:33 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "So, what's the job?"
10:33 PM - Merchant: "A fixer named Big Chen"
10:33 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "Heist."
10:34 PM - Merchant: "He need you to disable his security"
10:34 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I assume Entropy's more or less funding this shindig?
10:34 PM - Fuck Airman: "So, what we paying this fuck?"
10:34 PM - Merchant: "Have a little respect"
10:34 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Damn, Chen? Nothin' I can't handle, but this guy's place's a goddamn fortress, both in the Net and in the real world."
10:34 PM - Fuck Airman: "I have none of that"
10:34 PM - Merchant: "Thats why we need you"
10:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: She turns to the Orphaner "That's gonna cost ya 10% more, buddy."
10:35 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "We can handle the 'real world' aspect of his supposed fortress."
10:35 PM - Fuck Airman: Welp
10:35 PM - Fuck Airman: Time to put 10 Intimidate to use
10:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Alright, but I'm not gonna do that outta the kindness of my heart. Ya know my usual
cut, right?"
10:35 PM - Merchant: npnpnpnpnoppnonon
10:35 PM - Merchant: nonoonononn
10:35 PM - Fuck Airman: "Ahem, I think you better change that or...
10:35 PM - Merchant: "Please, remind me"
10:35 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: (she usually takes either a flat fee of 2500 eb/day, or 15% of the payout, depends on which of
these is higher, plus further 10%/1000 eb for acting as mission control)
10:36 PM - Fuck Airman: I revv the buzzsaw hand, totally not making a scene "I FUCKING END YOU"
10:36 PM - Fuck Airman: (Nope, negociation time)
10:36 PM - Fuck Airman: (With a buzzsaw)
10:36 PM - Fuck Airman: (And 10 intimidate)
10:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ("negotiation")
10:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Not impressed, buddy. Go chop some trees or somethin'."
10:36 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: roll for intimidate dude
10:36 PM - Fuck Airman: What are the modifiers?
10:36 PM - Merchant: shall we go for 2500/eb
10:36 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 1d10+10+Cool, I assume
10:37 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I think Intimidate is Cool
10:37 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well you're gonna need mission control to handle the security while you're doing your thing
10:37 PM - Merchant: "You FUCKING MONGOLOID"
10:37 PM - Fuck Airman: 1d10+10+10
10:37 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: unless you just want to do a hands-on approach and blow anything you can't open
10:37 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so it's a good thing I didn't spend that 2900 eb
10:37 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
10:37 PM - Fuck Airman: 29
10:37 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'd say he passes on the threat
10:37 PM - Merchant: she*
10:37 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: uh
10:38 PM - Fuck Airman: I made the threat :V
10:38 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I was referring to Orphaner
10:38 PM - Merchant: o
10:38 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: wow ur a tardy mongoloid
10:38 PM - Fuck Airman: More like
10:38 PM - Fuck Airman: Mongolord
10:38 PM - Merchant: "Ignore this asshole"
10:38 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Man, you're a scary fucker. Oooh, I'm quakin' in my boots. Alright, two K per day for both?"
10:38 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy stands next to his brother, emotionless, mirror shades, cool. He crosses his arms."
10:38 PM - Merchant: for both?
10:38 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "That is acceptable."
10:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Alright, that's a deal then. Just lemme grab my stuff and we're off." She goes
into the door marked "PERSONNEL ONLY", next to the counter, and returns a minute or so later, wearing a
distressed olive drab field jacket and a backpack. "See you, man!" she says to Zeke as she walks out the
door with you.
10:39 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: oh god ending narration with "s is contagious
10:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah, funny how it works :v
10:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: fukken annoying
10:39 PM - Fuck Airman: I shall be using and abusing that 10 Intimidate :V
10:39 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: brb piss don't break stuff while I'm gone pls
10:39 PM - Fuck Airman: Lets break stuff while Dan is peeing
10:39 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: did you read my new cyberpsychosis rules? :getin:
10:40 PM - Fuck Airman: Noope
10:40 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: they're in a handy .txt file in the dropbox folder
10:40 PM - Merchant: the conversation skills should be limited tho
10:40 PM - El Aguila Quema: 2 sessions in and ciasters already making a rebalance
10:40 PM - Fuck Airman: But, my Saw does the talking
10:40 PM - El Aguila Quema: what a little busy bee c:
10:40 PM - Merchant: so the person talking does the rolls
10:40 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah it's a goddamn curse lemme tell you waht
10:40 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: *what
10:40 PM - Fuck Airman: I have 10 intimidate and interrogate, I think I can handle it
10:40 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: bak
10:41 PM - Fuck Airman: ouo
10:41 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: now I have that need to rebalance everything that's not balanced aargh
10:41 PM - Merchant: because with fallout it was essentially just everyone rolling speech until it worked
10:41 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Alright, guys - I'm gonna have to stop by my place to grab my gear. I'm stayin' over at the Yamagumi Hotel,
in J-town. It's just a deck and a couple of 'trodes, fits in my backpack no problem. Oh, yeah, and I'm
probably gonna need some spare clothes, too, that shit you're lookin' to pull off will probably take a while
if what I heard 'bout Chen's security's correct."
10:41 PM - Merchant: "Alright"
10:41 PM - Fuck Airman: "Great, that shit's taken care of, whats next on the list?"
10:41 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: You head to J-Town, with Tool remaining the designated driver.
10:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: look up dude
10:42 PM - Merchant: "We need a safe cracker too"
10:42 PM - Merchant: "You can take care of that"
10:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Can we just say that Tool's name isn't actually Tool but I just started calling him that before I was less of a dick and it stuck?
10:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ---long boring ride later---
10:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: cause I want that to be the case
10:42 PM - Fuck Airman: Tool Toolison
10:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I actually wanted to go for him being good with Tech :v
10:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: thus, Tool
10:42 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: since he's good with them
10:42 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: aw
10:43 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: guess that works
10:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: this way it's both funny and works
10:43 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: but I wanted Entropy the Edgy to refer to his workers as "tools"
10:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: You park your banged-up ride in front of the Yamagumi Hotel. It's an unassuming concrete building - the blue
neon sign mounted on the awning above the door says "Yamagumi Hotel" in smaller letters under a bunch of
Japanese alphabet symbols. Curiously enough, the neon is intact and not flickering, which seems to be
somewhat of a rarity in Night City.
10:43 PM - Merchant: back
10:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: he lost his edge though after he became more human thanks to me
10:43 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ~unorthodox GMing~
10:44 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: still slightly edgy with 4 emp
10:44 PM - Merchant: also i refuse to call the orphaner by name
10:44 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I hope
10:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "Be right back!" says Charlie before getting out of the car and heading for the hotel door.
10:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Roll for Awareness/Notice #2, everyone!
10:44 PM - Merchant: "Yo, buzzsaw"
10:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: c:
10:44 PM - Fuck Airman: How do I roll that?
10:44 PM - Merchant: #2?
10:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: as in there already was one
10:44 PM - Merchant: ah
10:44 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and that's the second roll of the session :v
10:44 PM - Fuck Airman: Gmmmmmmmmm
10:45 PM - Fuck Airman: I just arrivvvvvvvvvvved
10:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yessssssssssssssssss
10:45 PM - Merchant: 23
10:45 PM - Fuck Airman: How do I into this roooooooollllllllllllllllllll
10:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ssssssoooooooooo
10:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: safashnfijancxijbxcuyas
10:45 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 12
10:45 PM - El Aguila Quema: 21
10:45 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: we went over that like a milion times now
10:45 PM - Fuck Airman: I WAS GONE
10:45 PM - Merchant: also if this is a conversation i get a plus 2 to the roll
10:45 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ^
10:45 PM - Merchant: 1D10+AWARENESS/NOTICE+INT
10:46 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ^
10:46 PM - Fuck Airman: 12
10:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Merchant and Aguila (again): You hear a slam of a car door from the other side of the street. As you turn around, you notice
three men in gray suits walking across the street, seemingly having just exited an unassuming dark blue
sedan. One of them is wearing a beige peacoat. Charlie turns around - you can see her eyes narrow in the
faint blue glow of the neon sign. She slips her right hand under her jacket as she dodges behind a nearby
DataTerm. This turns out to be a wise choice, as Peacoat and his two wingmen open fire.
10:46 PM - Merchant: MY SHEET LISTS ALL THE SKILLS
10:46 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: we both rolled 12 :v
10:46 PM - Merchant: AND THUS IS BEST
10:46 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ACTION TIME
10:46 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: WOW PLEB MY SHEET LISTED THE SKILLS BEFORE YOU DID DIE IN A FIRE
10:46 PM - Fuck Airman: AW YES, TIME TO KILL
10:47 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: hang on lemme upload my bootiful map
10:47 PM - Merchant: Merchant runs behind cover
10:47 PM - Fuck Airman: I run towards the bastards
10:47 PM - Fuck Airman: 0u0
10:47 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you're sitting in a car :v
10:47 PM - Merchant: o
10:47 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: where am I on me bike?
10:47 PM - Merchant: Merchant slouches down in the car
10:48 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I made this map before you decided to be a ~cool loner~
10:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: aw
10:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: but
10:48 PM - Merchant: "Looks for stylish scarves and Takanaka suits"
10:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm ~roleplaying~
10:48 PM - Fuck Airman: You teleport into the car
10:48 PM - Merchant: "They might be Yakuza"
10:48 PM - Fuck Airman: I question nothing
10:48 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you're behind the car is all
10:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: kay
10:48 PM - Fuck Airman: "They're about to be dead, open the door, Im making a run at the fucks"
10:48 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: You notice neither - in fact, the guys don't look Asian, either.
10:48 PM - Merchant: "You open the door idiot"
10:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: can Aguila throw Orphaner
10:48 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: please say yes
10:49 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and let them do that
10:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: uh
10:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well
10:49 PM - El Aguila Quema: how much does orphaner weigh
10:49 PM - Merchant: I don't think you can throw him far
10:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: nnnnnnot really? depends on how much he weighs I guess
10:49 PM - Fuck Airman: Fuck I havent done eight for this fuck
10:49 PM - El Aguila Quema: i can try
10:49 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: if I had a leg missile launcher they'd be dead
10:49 PM - El Aguila Quema: i can deadlift 2200
10:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it's only three guys
10:49 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: just sayin
10:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: plus their getaway
10:49 PM - Fuck Airman: :V
10:49 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you don't need a missile launcher to take them out
10:50 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, Merchant's hiding in the car, Orphaner's bravely charging the guys, what about Aguila and Entropy?
10:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I guess I'll do the sensible thing and not lose any other limbs
10:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so I get behind the car
10:51 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Alright, you open the door and exit the car while keeping your head down
10:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and then
10:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I shoot
10:51 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ye baddies
10:51 PM - El Aguila Quema: where the fuck am i
10:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: which baddie doth ye shoot
10:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: in the car
10:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: with the rest of 'em niggas
10:52 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: G1 I suppose
10:52 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and since I can't aim I'll just shoot him twice
10:52 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: gotta make sure he dies
10:52 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: or at least gets hurt
10:52 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 22 and 20
10:52 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, you peek out, fire two quick shots, and then get back into cover
10:53 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: actually that should be 24 and 22
10:53 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I keep forgetting my gun has +2 accuracy
10:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: doesn't matter, either way, both hit
10:53 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: roll for damage :v
10:53 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: kay
10:53 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: does ammo have damage or is it just gun damage?
10:54 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: it's the same thing
10:54 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 13 and 9
10:54 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: roll for where I hit now?
10:54 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah
10:54 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 6 and 3
10:55 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: die die die die die
10:56 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The first heavy 11mm slug slams into the assassin's left arm, spinning him around. The second one slams into his torso, taking out a large chunk of his internal organs. He falls to the ground with a wet thud, his pistol clattering next to him.
10:56 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yay ultraviolence
10:56 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "Good thing all that hospital time hasn't dulled my senses."
10:56 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: guess it's the npcs' turn now
10:57 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Tool wisely decides he'd like to live a little longer, and gets down on the floor - well, as much as he can, anyway.
10:58 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The assassin in the coat turns in your direction, and peppers the car with buckshot. Unfortunately for him, the engine block stops all of it. His friend follows suit with his pistol.
10:58 PM - El Aguila Quema: Several more goons run out of a nearby alleyway, slamming open doors as they go. They get on the floor. Everybody walks the dinosaur.
10:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Exploiting their suddenly created weak spot, Charlie pops out from behind the DataTerm - pistol in hand - and takes two shots at the nearest assassin.
10:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also no that's a lame joke
10:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: don't ever do this agian
10:59 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: *again
10:59 PM - Merchant: inb4 charlie dies
11:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: bitch better not
11:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: she got a job to do
11:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: she can die after she does it but before I pay her
11:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm cool with it
11:00 PM - Merchant: I'll just cut her up and sell her parts
11:00 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: wait was I supposed to pay her already
11:00 PM - Merchant: we'll feed it to her account every night
11:01 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: you wanks better pitch in I only got 2936 left
11:01 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: which reminds me I should get some grenades
11:01 PM - Merchant: I got 8k
11:01 PM - Fuck Airman: I havent spent any dosh of my salary :V
11:01 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The first shot hits the asphalt next to the suited goon's feet, but the second puts a neat hole right into his chest.
11:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Well I needed a new leg
11:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Now I know where the saying "an arm and a leg" comes from
11:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ba dum TISH
11:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: i only spent 600 bucks so that i could have the best armor here
11:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: my skin is armor
11:02 PM - Merchant: Also I bought a commo
11:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: stacked on my armor
11:02 PM - El Aguila Quema: i have at least 20 on every part of my body
11:02 PM - Merchant: and no one else did >:C
11:02 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: well I got my phone so you can commo me on my phone or something
11:02 PM - Merchant: its a walkie talkie
11:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: shhh]
11:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: future
11:03 PM - Merchant: used for quick heist communication
11:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: (future)
11:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so uh
11:03 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: what happened
11:04 PM - Merchant: nothing much
11:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I spent way too much time rolling for shock/stun
11:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The guy's just laying there, blood slowly seeping from the hole in his chest.
11:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Aguila time
11:04 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: shit that took me way too long didn't it
11:05 PM - El Aguila Quema: yes it did uhm
11:05 PM - El Aguila Quema: i dont even know whats going on anymore
11:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: people shooting us
11:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: kill people
11:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you're against one goon with a shotgun
11:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and one who's heavily wounded
11:05 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and one who's just happily expiring in the middle of the street with a ginormous hole in his chest
11:05 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: that from me or Charlie? I assume mine died from the way you made it sound
11:06 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: ah, there you go
11:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that'd be yours
11:06 PM - Fuck Airman disconnected.
11:06 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: he might not technically be *dead* but he's definitely beyond saving :v
11:06 PM - Merchant: yay i am fixer now
11:06 PM - El Aguila Quema: what can i throw :v
11:06 PM - Fuck Airman entered chat.
11:07 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: throw Ryan
11:07 PM - Merchant: fuck
11:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that's an incredibly one dimensioned approach to combat my friend
11:07 PM - Fuck Airman: Dan
11:07 PM - Fuck Airman: I come back to
11:07 PM - Merchant: i was going to pull out rorschach quotes but whatever
11:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: the second dimension is punching
11:07 PM - Fuck Airman: The suggestion of throwing me
11:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: and the third dimension is not being shot
11:07 PM - El Aguila Quema: how far can i throw ye psychopath
11:07 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: far enough
11:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: he's a short-ass Korean anyway
11:08 PM - Fuck Airman: I am not short >:[
11:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: He's a big boy
11:08 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well alright but you're still Korean
11:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: with a big blade
11:08 PM - Merchant: ryan is korean
11:08 PM - Merchant: lol
11:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: so is Entropy
11:08 PM - Fuck Airman: In game you plebian
11:08 PM - Fuck Airman: North Korean
11:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: we're North Korean
11:08 PM - Fuck Airman: Pirates
11:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: and I think we're pirates
11:08 PM - Merchant: oh
11:08 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: yep
11:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: u srs
11:09 PM - Fuck Airman: The Unnerfable Entropy: and I think we're pirates
11:09 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 11:08 PM - Fuck Airman: Pirates
11:09 PM - Fuck Airman: That should be an album title. And I think We're Pirates
11:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway do you chuck him or not
11:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: Dataaaa
11:09 PM - Fuck Airman: For my band TH_ (Thunderscore)
11:09 PM - Merchant: fuck you stop stealing my character ideas
11:09 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: By all means, feel free to use the title
11:09 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh they're so gonna be making a cameo
11:09 PM - Merchant: when half of my character ideas are based on othere things
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: ok so
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: can i throw him
11:10 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy is probably my first entirely unique character
11:10 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah why not
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: that sure was hard
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: why could we do that like
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: 2 minutes ago
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: :v
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: couldnt
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: anyway
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: i throw his shit
11:10 PM - El Aguila Quema: 29
11:11 PM - Fuck Airman: WAIT, IM ACTUALLY GETTING THROWN
11:11 PM - Fuck Airman: FUCK YEAH
11:11 PM - Merchant: you break your hip
11:11 PM - Merchant: good luck faggot
11:11 PM - El Aguila Quema: its impossible for me to roll anything lower than a 21 :v
11:11 PM - Fuck Airman: When I get back I will saw your cock off and feed it to you Merchant
11:11 PM - El Aguila Quema: on strength shit at least
11:11 PM - Fuck Airman: 0u0
11:11 PM - Merchant: Not before I saw your cock off first
11:11 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: you chuck the psychotic man at the assassin. Orphaner turns his arm saw on during the very brief flight, and slams right into the hapless assassin's chest, sawing it open.
11:12 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: blood everywhere, etc., etc.
11:12 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway he's dead
11:12 PM - Fuck Airman: I scream the entire time, a victory cry
11:12 PM - Fuck Airman: How about
11:12 PM - Fuck Airman: WAAAAAAAAAGH
11:12 PM - Merchant: :V
11:12 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I can agree with this
11:12 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Orphaner is CP Gorgutz confirmed
11:13 PM - El Aguila Quema: "THE EAGLE'S WINGS GRANT POWER"
11:13 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: their getaway driver loses their shit, peels out and tries to get away, almost running over Orphaner in the process. Unfortunately for him, his escape ends when has a brief yet unfriendly encounter with a delivery truck on the next intersection.
11:14 PM - Fuck Airman: Also I jump the car
11:14 PM - Fuck Airman: Because that sounds cooler
11:14 PM - Fuck Airman: On my resume, of badassery
11:14 PM - Fuck Airman: For jobs
11:14 PM - Fuck Airman: Of a badass nature
11:14 PM - Fuck Airman: Like explosives farmer
11:14 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: The blue sedan smashes right into a truck, bounces off and smashes into a wall with the back. It kind of looks like an accordion at this point.
11:14 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "That was easier than it should have been. These men are unprofessional."
11:14 PM - Fuck Airman: "ALSO I FUCKED SAWED THEM"
11:15 PM - Fuck Airman: "IN FACT"
11:15 PM - Fuck Airman: "THEY NEVER SAW ME COMING"
11:15 PM - Fuck Airman: "AHAHA, LAUGH OR I KILL ALL OF YOU"
11:15 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "You did well brother."
11:15 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: hint: you might want to grab the driver and ask him who's got it out for your new party member
11:15 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I figured he died
11:15 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :V
11:15 PM - Fuck Airman: "I SAID LAUGH"
11:15 PM - Merchant: "Fuck No"
11:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Entropy backs away from Merchant before his blood gets on his shiny new leg
11:16 PM - Merchant: :V
11:16 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: "ask" as in "ask nicely while punching him over and over in the balls in Entropy's recording studio"
11:16 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "I suggest you laugh. A simple 'ha' will do."
11:16 PM - Merchant: "More like nah":
11:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: so, Ryan, what's your character's base Empathy?
11:17 PM - El Aguila Quema: odamn
11:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: c:
11:17 PM - Fuck Airman: 2
11:17 PM - Fuck Airman: But it is 1 atm due to augs
11:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: that feels like the perfect moment
11:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright roll 1d10
11:17 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: "It won't be me who gets his dick sawed off. I already lost enough parts."
11:17 PM - Merchant: what
11:17 PM - Merchant: o fuq
11:17 PM - Merchant: ooooaoaeogosrphinrh
11:17 PM - Fuck Airman: 3
11:17 PM - Merchant: ofuqofuqofuq
11:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: well you just got lucky
11:17 PM - Fuck Airman: Can I kill things now?
11:17 PM - Fuck Airman: Aww
11:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: and managed to keep your psychosis in check
11:17 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: ~for now....~
11:17 PM - Merchant: i didn't know that could trigger it :V
11:18 PM - Fuck Airman: Better start laughing
11:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: figured that'd be the perfect moment really
11:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, so
11:18 PM - Merchant: My tongue will still be as free as the people of america tho
11:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I kind of don't have any more stuff prepared for today :v
11:18 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also I'm sleepy
11:19 PM - Fuck Airman: My saw will make it as free as the people of North Korea
11:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: but, good news abound - we can play tomorrow as I've got the day off on Monday
11:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: !
11:19 PM - Fuck Airman: Woo
11:19 PM - Merchant: I'll have you hanged for 50 dollars
11:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: unless y'all can't/don't feel like it
11:19 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I can live with this
11:19 PM - Merchant: I can't play tomorrow
11:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: aw
11:19 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: why would that be?
11:20 PM - Merchant: I gotta make up at like 5 for school
11:20 PM - Merchant: wake up*
11:20 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: we can start earlier than usual
11:20 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: like the last time we played on a Sunday
11:20 PM - Merchant: alright I can probably do that
11:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: what
11:20 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: school on sunday
11:20 PM - Fuck Airman: Well, from 1-4 Central time, I have shit to do
11:20 PM - Merchant: no i got school on monday
11:21 PM - Fuck Airman: But anytime after that, my social life is empty
11:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: you must not be murrical
11:21 PM - Fuck Airman: ^u^
11:21 PM - Merchant: I don't want to go to bed at 12 and wake up at 5
11:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I got monday off because Columbus beat some indians to death or somethin
11:21 PM - Fuck Airman: Thank god for the murder of thousands of natives
11:21 PM - Fuck Airman: 0u0
11:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Agreed
11:21 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: they died for our cause (of having a day off)
11:21 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Their deaths were worth the day off from school
11:22 PM - Fuck Airman: Indeed
11:22 PM - Fuck Airman: Also, for Thanksgiving
11:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: I actually don't get a day off 'cause of that but 'cause it's like Teacher's day or some other polish tradition shit iunno
11:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: Thanks for giving us such nice holidays
11:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: anyway I get a day off so I don't care why really :v
11:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: such a polish co-inky0dink
11:22 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: so, who's saving the log?
11:22 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: guess me
11:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I've been doing it since we started Fallout
11:23 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: thank you for volunteering
11:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: no need to break tradition
11:23 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: yeah I know, it was kind of a rhetorical question really since I was sure you'd answer to it :v
11:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: pleb
11:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: :v
11:23 PM - Merchant: brb
11:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: give me REF points instead of EMP next time
11:23 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I demand to allocate an EMP point to Ref
11:24 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: oh yeah also last question: how do y'all like the terrible pun in my name
11:24 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 11/10
11:24 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: also no gm does what gm wants
11:24 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: 0/10
11:24 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: there should be a comma somewhere in this sentence for it to make sense actually
11:24 PM - Merchant: back
11:24 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: nobody cares
11:24 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: c:
11:24 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: alright, auf wiedeshein erryone, I'm off to sleep
11:24 PM - Welcome To The Space GM: see ya later
11:25 PM - Welcome To The Space GM disconnected.
11:25 PM - Merchant: bai~
11:25 PM - Fuck Airman left chat.
11:25 PM - Merchant: I think I might switch out Merchant for a Techie after the heist
11:25 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: go 4 it
11:26 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: I'm sticking with Entropy as long as possible
11:26 PM - Merchant: Well
11:26 PM - El Aguila Quema: bye guys
11:26 PM - El Aguila Quema left chat.
11:27 PM - The Unnerfable Entropy: welp
11:27 PM - Merchant: bai
11:27 PM - Merchant left chat.