Flutterrape: Epic Rap(e) Battle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /MLP/

Anon vs. Fluttershy!

Hey if it isn't Banana Hush
In this battle I'm gonna get rid of your crush
Starting by smacking off that blush!

Why are you even here you creepy stalker?
You aren't getting me I'm my own cockblocker!

I don't forgive
I sure as hell don't forget!
Get out if you want to live
It's a choice you won't regret


>"Oh Anon there's no need to be a um prick"
>"I can pleasure that hot monkey dick"
>"We're gonna find that fetish so let's make this quick..."

>"I'll beat you black and blue if I have to."
>"You know…, if that's okay with you..."

>"Let's just declare me the winner and get experimental"
>"Mister you can't rhyme"
>"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
>"I'm only here to take what's mine!"

Oh please your belly is literally yellow
You expect me to be intimidated by someone so mellow?
Your legs are already shaking like jello!

You can hardly fly! you have troubles gliding
Do what you do best and go back to hiding

Go ahead cry!
Use the stare!
I'm not having sex with you Fluttershy
So leave now, fuck, I don't care

>"Anon I will not back down from this fight!"
>"You're all bark and no bite!"
>"Mister we know I'm right!"

>"Anon are you getting sweaty?"
>"Or are you just oozing spaghetti?

>"All you've done so far is helplessly flail"
>"I know you'll lose cause my heart is true."
>"And your rapping is just fail"
>"But don't worry I still love you."

WHO WON?

(Fluttershy was voted the Winner)

The results are in

The winner is Fluttershy!

>"Yay!"
>She tackles you
>"Now for my reward"
Uh, no.
>"But this is your fetish, and I won mister..."
It's not my fetish. Also the prize is 1000 bits
>"Well um uuuuh I'll wine and dine you?"
Nope, besides this writefag had you win in The Movie and in the Chastity Belt Halloween special!
>"You know you liked it Anon."
>Throw her into the fourth wall
>She hits the reader
>"So reader, is rape your fetish?"
>"You loved my rap."
>"Now you're going to love me."
>End