Quinn and Somnus Noncanonly Miss A Lot

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<somun> rip me
<silverleaf2431> :P
<somun> heh
<somun> why am i even fighting for /lm
<somun> lm sucks
<somun> like /Lys is the best
<silverleaf2431> you accepted it
<silverleaf2431> now nickname up
<somun> lol
* somun is now known as slash_el_em
<silverleaf2431> let me know when you're ready
<slash_el_em> there
<slash_el_em> happy
<slash_el_em> okay
<slash_el_em> lets do this
<slash_el_em> Roll for Initiative
* You are now known as LeaveLilyAlone
<slash_el_em> !roll1d20+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20+4
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {6}
<slash_el_em> RIP
<slash_el_em> lol
<LeaveLilyAlone> woo!
<slash_el_em> you go first
<LeaveLilyAlone> I lunge at you, because lets say we're far enough away for me to meet the movement requirement
<slash_el_em> o7
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20+5
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {12}
<slash_el_em> tie
<slash_el_em> does attacker or defender win
<LeaveLilyAlone> attacker
<LeaveLilyAlone> I think
<slash_el_em> fuck
<slash_el_em> dragon, official ruling
<Dragonheart> depends on the gm
<slash_el_em> dragon
<Dragonheart> Personally I go with defender
<slash_el_em> right now ur the gm
<LeaveLilyAlone> okay
<slash_el_em> so miss?
<Dragonheart> yes
<LeaveLilyAlone> cool
<LeaveLilyAlone> I end my turn
<slash_el_em> okay
<LeaveLilyAlone> :P
<slash_el_em> i do the slice thing
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {14}
<LeaveLilyAlone> nope
<slash_el_em> miss
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
<slash_el_em> hit
<slash_el_em> !roll d4+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d4+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {4}
<slash_el_em> take 4 damage
<LeaveLilyAlone> anything else?
<slash_el_em> I run up as close as i can because weirdness and no lunging
<slash_el_em> end turn
<LeaveLilyAlone> I slice at you
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20+5
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {10}
<LeaveLilyAlone> miss
<slash_el_em> yup
<slash_el_em> move/minor action?
<LeaveLilyAlone> WAIT OH NO
<LeaveLilyAlone> I FORGOT I CAN BLOCK
<LeaveLilyAlone> ow well
<LeaveLilyAlone> next time then
<LeaveLilyAlone> I end my turn
<slash_el_em> i do the thing again with the slices
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {18}
<slash_el_em> do you block?
<LeaveLilyAlone> sure
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ] | {3}
<slash_el_em> rip
<LeaveLilyAlone> miss
<slash_el_em> miss
<LeaveLilyAlone> :P
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {16}
<slash_el_em> can you block multiple times?
<slash_el_em> OH WAIT
<slash_el_em> WAIT
<slash_el_em> THE FIRST ONE HIT
<LeaveLilyAlone> no?
<slash_el_em> I FORGOT PROFICIENCY
<LeaveLilyAlone> oh
<slash_el_em> lolrip
<LeaveLilyAlone> nice :P
<Dragonheart> You can only block once per turn
<LeaveLilyAlone> thanks dragon
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d4+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {3}
<Dragonheart> Barring specfic feats
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d4+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {6}
<Dragonheart> Like Extra Block
<slash_el_em> and then i do the rend thing
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {20}
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {22}
<slash_el_em> hit
<Dragonheart> wow
<LeaveLilyAlone> hey, if I don't get to retcon my blocks you don't get to retcon your hits
<LeaveLilyAlone> :P
<slash_el_em> =P
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d4+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {4}
<slash_el_em> take 13 damage
<slash_el_em> and then heal 4
<slash_el_em> because retconning that block
<LeaveLilyAlone> okay
<LeaveLilyAlone> my turn?
<slash_el_em> yup
<LeaveLilyAlone> slice!
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20+5
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {6}
<slash_el_em> miss
<LeaveLilyAlone> whelp
<slash_el_em> also a critfail
<LeaveLilyAlone> Quinn stabs herself in the chest or something :P
<slash_el_em> dragon, what happens on critfail
<Dragonheart> What weapon are you using?
<LeaveLilyAlone> rapier
<Dragonheart> Okay lemme do a small roll~
<Dragonheart> !roll 1d20
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {17}
<Dragonheart> Nah its just a regular miss
<LeaveLilyAlone> coolio
<slash_el_em> minor or move?
<LeaveLilyAlone> I move my full move away
<LeaveLilyAlone> and end it
<slash_el_em> I move my full move towards because I dont feel like getting lunged at
<slash_el_em> And then Slice
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {7}
<slash_el_em> miss
<slash_el_em> Dice
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
<slash_el_em> block
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ] | {2}
<LeaveLilyAlone> ding
<slash_el_em> rip
<slash_el_em> end turn
<LeaveLilyAlone> I'm assuming you moved to me to do that?
<slash_el_em> yes
<slash_el_em> "I move my full move towards because I dont feel like getting lunged at "
<LeaveLilyAlone> wow
<LeaveLilyAlone> I'm smart
<LeaveLilyAlone> okay
<LeaveLilyAlone> Slice
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20+5
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {17}
<slash_el_em> hit
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d6+4
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+4 --> [ 1d6=5 ] | {9}
<LeaveLilyAlone> how much hp does Som have?
<slash_el_em> 21
<LeaveLilyAlone> cool
<slash_el_em> minor or move?
<LeaveLilyAlone> I run away again
<LeaveLilyAlone> you're gonna have to chase me buddy
<LeaveLilyAlone> end turn
<slash_el_em> i do the thing where i run towards again
<slash_el_em> Slice
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
<slash_el_em> lets just say you block that
<slash_el_em> Dice
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
<slash_el_em> hit
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d4+2
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {4}
<slash_el_em> take 4 damage
<LeaveLilyAlone> pokemon music starts playing
<slash_el_em> end turn
<LeaveLilyAlone> slice-y time
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20+5
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {14}
<slash_el_em> hit
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d6+4
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+4 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {8}
<slash_el_em> 13 hp left
<slash_el_em> minor or move?
<LeaveLilyAlone> lets get running
<LeaveLilyAlone> end turn
<slash_el_em> lets get chasing
<slash_el_em> Slice
<LeaveLilyAlone> :P
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
<slash_el_em> rip
<slash_el_em> critfail
<slash_el_em> what do i do
<LeaveLilyAlone> dragon?
<LeaveLilyAlone> be the dm
<slash_el_em> yes
<LeaveLilyAlone> we believe in you
<slash_el_em> do that
<slash_el_em> I'm using x2Daggerkind
<LeaveLilyAlone> oh really?
<slash_el_em> yeah
<LeaveLilyAlone> Quinn and Som should get together some time and talk about knives
<slash_el_em> lol
<slash_el_em> although
<LeaveLilyAlone> Her alt specibus is throwingdaggerkind
<slash_el_em> the actual weapons are two halves of a picture frame
<slash_el_em> so he can say
<slash_el_em> YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED
<LeaveLilyAlone> wow
<LeaveLilyAlone> that's great
<slash_el_em> i know
<slash_el_em> anyway lets just say i stab myself
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d4
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
<LeaveLilyAlone> ouch
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
<slash_el_em> UH
<slash_el_em> CRIT
<slash_el_em> SWEET
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=1 ] | {1}
<LeaveLilyAlone> BLOCK IT ANYWAY
<LeaveLilyAlone> AAAAAAA
<slash_el_em> !roll 2d4+3
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=8 ] | {11}
<slash_el_em> rekt
<LeaveLilyAlone> there she go
<slash_el_em> take 11 damage
<LeaveLilyAlone> rip quinn
<LeaveLilyAlone> good job Somnus
<slash_el_em> Somnus: do a victory dance
<Dragonheart> Quinn rip
<slash_el_em> lol
<slash_el_em> gg
<LeaveLilyAlone> you're a murderer
<slash_el_em> hey
<LeaveLilyAlone> just like Isa
<slash_el_em> not yet
<slash_el_em> i didnt stab the body
<LeaveLilyAlone> "just like ISA"
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {12}
<slash_el_em> well
<slash_el_em> my victory dance is kind of okay
<slash_el_em> roll deathsaving throws
<LeaveLilyAlone> you know
<LeaveLilyAlone> what's that again?
<Dragonheart> I'll explain
<LeaveLilyAlone> I thought that was a roll to stab the corpse again
<slash_el_em> no
<Dragonheart> So in Rpgstuck, when you reach 0 or lower you begin dying
<LeaveLilyAlone> no I know what death saving throws are
<slash_el_em> that was a roll to do a victory dance
<Dragonheart> oh
<LeaveLilyAlone> I just want to know the formula
<LeaveLilyAlone> becuase I forget
<LeaveLilyAlone> ;-;
<LeaveLilyAlone> is it a d20 and CON?
<slash_el_em> just a d20 roll with a DC of 10
<slash_el_em> best of 5
<slash_el_em> yes
<slash_el_em> d20 and CON
<LeaveLilyAlone> so Som's just gonna let her bleed out?
<LeaveLilyAlone> rude
<slash_el_em> : )
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20-1
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {12}
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20-1
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {4}
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20-1
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {7}
<LeaveLilyAlone> !roll 1d20-1
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {1}
<slash_el_em> WAIT
<LeaveLilyAlone> there she go
<slash_el_em> somnus then stabilizes?
<slash_el_em> lol
<LeaveLilyAlone> too late
<LeaveLilyAlone> you let her die
<slash_el_em> i meant to say that before the third
<LeaveLilyAlone> you murderer
<slash_el_em> but you were too quick
<slash_el_em> i wanted to leave it to the last second for dramatic purposes
<LeaveLilyAlone> wanna retcon to say somnus is not that much of a butt?
<LeaveLilyAlone> : P
<slash_el_em> !roll 1d20+1
<NotTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {13}
<slash_el_em> well
<LeaveLilyAlone> I copy/pasted
<slash_el_em> i broke DC
<slash_el_em> so you're stable
<LeaveLilyAlone> woo!
<LeaveLilyAlone> not dead! not dead!
<LeaveLilyAlone> wanna go again?
<slash_el_em> nah
<slash_el_em> im too scared
<slash_el_em> lol