Megaton Lad and the Circus

*** GoodTimes is now known as Morty
<Flipside>: [so then, are we all ready?]
*** Noah is now known as Megaton-Lad
<Blizzard->: [I think so]
<Flipside>: [Hab, you starting us off?]
<Morty>: [haha time for Dickass the Book]
<HabeusKaiju>: yep]
<Blizzard->: [I can't wait to discover what the hell is that book, Morty ]
<Morty>: [I rolled Demon Physiology and Cartoon Physics]
<Morty>: [So I created a demon that's trapped in a book, and creates bodies/constructs out of the paper in the book]
<Morty>: [And he's a total asshole]
<Wrong_Way>: [sweet]
<HabeusKaiju>: It's a grand afternoon at Buck Belringur's School for Gifted Fellas, and today is a special day, for it is field trip day! All the students who signed up are up for a fun filled event at the Travelling Circus of Mysterica! Habeus waits outside of the bus, with a notepad, making sure everyone is there
<HabeusKaiju>: So, we will have a short busride there, then get to circus antics]
<HabeusKaiju>: Let's see....
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark?
Wrong_Way raises his hand
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, are we going to need to take notes or anything on this trip?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Nope
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw man..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Just a school subscribed trip to cure the common blehs
<HabeusKaiju>: Next, next
Wrong_Way looks through his bag, seeing all the notebook paper he brought
<HabeusKaiju>: Gwyd?
<gwyd>: Huh?
*** gwyd is now known as Gwydion
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya here?
<Gwydion>: I guess so
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright
<HabeusKaiju>: Ummmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Other kids I don't know the name off
*** HabeusKaiju is now known as OtherKids
<OtherKids>: Here!
*** OtherKids is now known as HabeusKaiju
<Flipside>: Well, this is off to an amazing start already.
<Wrong_Way>: "Wow. What a long last name..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, so, today, Ms. Crespelle and I will be taking all you kids to a place of high flying danger, so get strapped in, and get hyped!
<Megaton-Lad>: [its polish]
Blizzard- yawns, and looks around, silently.
<Flipside>: Wait, where are we going anyway? You just ran into the library, shouted that you needed me right now, and dragged me off.
<HabeusKaiju>: Why, Flying Mysterica's Mysterious Circus! ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh!
<Flipside>: A circus?
Blizzard- whispers "I hope that they don't have clowns. Clowns are weird."
Wrong_Way raises his hand
<Flipside>: Hell yes, let's get going!
<Wrong_Way>: "Um..My grandpa isn't allowed near circuses. Am I allowed or is circus ban hereditary?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Circus bans are not hereditary, no. Otherwise, I wouldn't be allowed in Africa
<Wrong_Way>: "Thank you."
Wrong_Way puts his hand down
<Flipside>: So then kids, we all ready?
<Flipside>: If not, too bad, get in the bus.
Wrong_Way shrugs and makes his way toward the bus
<Megaton-Lad>: [teacher of the year]
<Flipside>: [librarian actually]
Blizzard- stays behind, not pushing anyone.
<Morty>: [I'm gunna jump in when it's the absolutely least appropriate]
<Morty>: [I'm in Flip's purse/bag/whatever]
<HabeusKaiju>: Let head on out!
Wrong_Way finds himself a window seat
<Wrong_Way>: "Yessss"
Megaton-Lad gets ready for his day elsewhere pouring his small dog a bowl of food and pulling on his trunks and tank top snapping a belt with a large and garrish 'M' emblazoned on it
HabeusKaiju signals the bus driver, as the doors slam shut, and the bus heads on its way
Flipside sits near the front, setting her bag near the window
HabeusKaiju sits next to Flipside
Wrong_Way watches from the window as the bus moves by
<Flipside>: Man, a circus. Been a while since I've seen one.
<Megaton-Lad>: "Have good day, Albert, I have a big day!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Same, usually use to my office being the freakshow
HabeusKaiju chuckles
Megaton-Lad scratches dogs head and exits trailing moving about his day
<Morty>: "Well then, you'll feel right at home, won'tcha." a voice says from Flipside's bag.
<HabeusKaiju>: Huh?
<HabeusKaiju>: Mirela, what the heck, I was only joking...
<Flipside>: That wasn't me, Theo. I think one of the students near the back is being a little rowdy. Could ya go check?
Gwydion has been sitting next to ww
Flipside "accidentally" drops her bag on the floor
Megaton-Lad tucks dog under arm and lifts up trailer with the other and sets it down closer to the main tent
Wrong_Way somehow managed to not notice gwyd until he stops looking at the window
<Wrong_Way>: "Ah!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Holy crap, when did you get here?"
<Morty>: "Oof!" the voice grunts from in the bag.
HabeusKaiju looks at the back of the bus
<Gwydion>: Ive been here the whole time...
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey! Whoever made that comment, I heard you!
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jesus...sorry Gwyd."
<Wrong_Way>: "You're like a cat, man!"
Blizzard- moves around it's house, looking for it's ticket.
<Gwydion>: "You walked around me and took the window seat..."
Flipside bends down to pick up the bag, giving it a rough shake as she looks inside
<Gwydion>: "And thanks?"
<Blizzard->: "Ow, c'mon man.... Where the hell i...? Here it is!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Um, do you want to sit by the window when we're leaving?"
<Morty>: Morty looks up at flipside, rattled but very, INCREDIBLY, pleased with himself. His paperflat turtle head is sticking out from the book, looking up at Flipside with an impressive shit eating grin.
Blizzard- takes it's entrance from under the bed. "Circus..." Whispers to himself, reading the entrance.
<Gwydion>: No, its cool ww. whats up man?....oh wait
Gwydion takes out a picture out of his backpack and hands it to ww
<Gwydion>: The mars pictures came in.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh sweet!"
<Blizzard->: *Ticket
HabeusKaiju turns back, and looks at Flipside
<Morty>: Morty sticks his tongue out at Flipside from in the bag.
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks bro. I'm so sending this to my folks when it's Christmas time"
<Gwydion>: I wonder if we will ever do something like that again.
Megaton-Lad dusts off hands and sets dog back down admiring his choice in moving then flexes briefly before leaping into the air and drifting back down to the other side of the circus complex a few bus riders looking in the right direction might see a brief flash of blue going up and then down in the sky
<Flipside>: Flipside lifts her bag, slapping it roughly as she glances at Habeus. "It's a little dusty, sorry." She smiles as she drops the bag on her lap.
Blizzard- puts the hood over his head, to coverhis blue hair, and goes outside, Heading to the circus.
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, my allergies get active around dust too, and that can just ruin everything
HabeusKaiju chuckles again
<Wrong_Way>: "Come on, we're S-Men, Gwyd! We're gonna do cool stuff or even cooler stuff like mars."
<Morty>: Morty grunts again "Aw yeah, smack me harder!" he says sarcastically.
HabeusKaiju gives a confused look
<HabeusKaiju>: Man, these kids are getting frisky, eh?
HabeusKaiju nudges Flipside's side
<Gwydion>: Maybe, I had some fun with donnie the other day.
<Morty>: [Perfect timing Gwyd.]
<Flipside>: Oh, yeah, totally. Gotta keep them in check these days.
<Wrong_Way>: "How is he?"
<Gwydion>: Hes great, hes got his powers back and more.
<Flipside>: Maybe you could... go and chat to them real quick?
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh that's good. What did you guys do?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Do I have to?
<Wrong_Way>: [Who's keeping logs? If not, I'll do so now.]
<Flipside>: Hey, you're the tripmaster, gotta keep the kids in line. After two comments like that, I think they need an intervention.
Megaton-Lad gets called to move elephants behind tent and hoists two up onto his shoulders and begins walking them casually over to the main tent
<Gwydion>: We freed a river otter at seaworld, stopped a robopocalypse at disney, slayed some vampires at coney island ...oh and I ripped part of his soul out.
<HabeusKaiju>: can ya, Wrong_Way?]
<Wrong_Way>: [kk]
<HabeusKaiju>: ugh
<HabeusKaiju>: fiiiiiiiiiiine
HabeusKaiju gets up, and stands looking at all the students
<Wrong_Way>: "...Um. That's..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey!
<HabeusKaiju>: Keep yer hormones in check!
Wrong_Way looks at Hab calling out at us teens
<Morty>: Morty snickers in the bag, without once dropping his shit eating grin.
Gwydion gives ww a confused look, "are you alright? You seem a bit tense"
<Flipside>: Flipside gives the bag a good shake, "accidentally" dropping it again.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh I'm cool. Just wondering if Theo took his meds this morning."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Theo Junior I mean. My turtle."
<Gwydion>: "I gave donnie back his powers and all he had to do was say he loves Satan"
<Gwydion>: ]
<Morty>: Morty lets out a louder laugh when dropped.
<Morty>: A short, curt "HAH-ow"
<Gwydion>: Your turtle?
<HabeusKaiju>: And stop laughing at this, or I will pick this bus up, and turn it around, ya here?
<Morty>: [This is unbelievably fun]
<Morty>: [I didn't expect Flip wanting to keep Morty a supper sekrit]
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh yeah. Lately he hasn't been eating well, so I had to teleport us to a vet. Apparently he might have had picked up something from the lettuce I've been giving him."
Wrong_Way looks out the window a bit concerned
<Gwydion>: well gwyd would probably burn you if he found out]
<Flipside>: Flipside picks the bag up, opening it and looking at the book inside. "I swear to all the gods Morty, I will use you as a doorstop if you don't keep quiet." she scolded.
<Flipside>: [It is a demonic book]
<Gwydion>: ^]
<Wrong_Way>: [That looks like a turtle! ]
<Morty>: "Kehehe, alright, I'll shut my trap for now." he replies quietly, with his shit eating grin "I've had some fun."
<Gwydion>: Why didnt you just wish him healthy?
<Wrong_Way>: "...I guess I could do that..."
Blizzard- keeps walking, covering his head.
<Wrong_Way>: "But I still probably would need to know what was wrong with him..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Eh, not like it matters, we are almost there
<Flipside>: Flipside puts the bag on her lap again, sighing.
HabeusKaiju sits back down
<Gwydion>: Why didnt you just wish you knew?
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, would healthy help psychological problems? What if it was an alien parasite? Perhaps it was some divine force who was making him feel bad?"
Megaton-Lad finishes moving elephants and leaps into the air once more landing this time behind a convenience store where he buys a small wrapped sandwich and sits down outside eating people passing him by and staring at his silly outfit the bus cruises by on the street he seems unphased by everything and is fairly blank faced he waves at lingering eyes
<HabeusKaiju>: So, ya psyched for the Circus, mirela?
Wrong_Way sees the circus outside the window
<Gwydion>: So...why didnt you just wish you knew what was wrong with him?
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh boy, we're here..."
<Gwydion>: And then fix him
<Wrong_Way>: "...Stop making my life complicated Gwyd."
Megaton-Lad finishes eating and leaps back to the circus
<Wrong_Way>: "I need stuff to complain about too, you know."
<HabeusKaiju>: The bus pulls to a halt in front of the circus, and the buses open with a swish
Blizzard- sees the circus, not so far, and crowds of people around.
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright guys, head on out, and stick to the buddy system, okay?
<Gwydion>: Why havent you cured world hunger yet?
<Gwydion>: ]
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess that means you're my buddy, Gwyd."
<Wrong_Way>: [STOP IT MOM]
<Gwydion>: fak u youre the real villain
<Gwydion>: ]
<Gwydion>: Sure thing, buddy
<Wrong_Way>: [bitch please]
<Gwydion>: why dont you just save the world, ww?]
<Gwydion>: lets stop[
<Wrong_Way>: [fine]
Wrong_Way waits for gwyd to move so he can get off the bus
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya ready, Mire?
Megaton-Lad stands outside in area surrounding circus with several large weights and objects placed around him
<Flipside>: Hab, I'm never ready. That's just how I do things.
<HabeusKaiju>: True
<HabeusKaiju>: Let's go then
HabeusKaiju gets off the bus
Flipside picks up her bag and gets off the bus
Wrong_Way gets off the bus through mysterious circumstances
Gwydion has already left the bus, ww has been waiting for no one
Wrong_Way looks at the circus grounds
<Wrong_Way>: "Wow. I can see why my grandpa was banned from these."
<HabeusKaiju>: A plethora of exciting sights greet the students. Flamebreathers, jugglers, stilt walkers, and snake ladies circle around the grounds, greeting the guest.
<Morty>: Morty chuckles in the bag to himself, and pokes his flat turtle head out of the bag to look around.
Megaton-Lad stands on a small stage with a large sign reading "THE MEGATON LAD"
Wrong_Way sees cool people that hab mentioned
<HabeusKaiju>: So, shall we get seats, kids?
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh heck yes!"
<Flipside>: Of course.
Megaton-Lad hoists up a large weight on his finger as the bus unloads nearby
<Megaton-Lad>:
Blizzard- approachs to the circus, sees a lot of weird people, and looks around, excited. Sees something like a giant lizard. "He must be part of the freakshow, or some disguised guy...Or maybe i'm just on drugs."
<Morty>: Morty whistles quietly, watching Megaton-Lad "Hey Mirela, mind getting me popcorn?" he whispers "I feel like I'm in for a show."
HabeusKaiju herds the kids into the circus tent
<Flipside>: Flipside looks at the book, and simply says "Just promise you won't make a mess in there.
<Flipside>: "
Gwydion is herded like a cat
Megaton-Lad sets weight down and picks up a large ship anchor tossing it back and forth in his hands
Wrong_Way is herded like a feline
HabeusKaiju takes his seat
<Morty>: "Oh please. Not my style." he says, rolling his eyes "I'd rather just watch the inevitable chaos."
Blizzard- losts sight of the lizardman among the crowd, and goes into the circus tent, handing his ticket to a man.
<Morty>: "At least, in a public setting like this."
Megaton-Lad steps down into the audience and picks up the chair of two rather large onlookers
Wrong_Way finds himself a seat with Gwyd near Hab
<Flipside>: "You know, sometimes it worries me that you and I have similar thoughts." Flipside comments, as she heads over to the food stand.
Megaton-Lad finishes up his little public act and walks into the main tent his feet leaving heavy indents in the ground
Blizzard- searchs for his seat, with the head still covered by the hood.
*** HabeusKaiju is now known as MadameMysterica
Wrong_Way looks at the stage at where the circus master is
<Wrong_Way>: [or at least where the podium thing is, whatever]
<Morty>: "Hey, s'like I said; We're birds of a feather!" he says with a shit eating grin,
Megaton-Lad stands outside the ring in a small room off the main tent
<MadameMysterica>: As everyone takes their seats, the lights begin to dim. after a few seconds, a huge explosion erupts from centre stage, as a lady in a ringmaster outfit pops up in the middle
<Blizzard->: "Wow..."
<Gwydion>: Do you hear something ww? Like gilbert gotfried but more book sounding?
<Flipside>: "In more ways than one by the looks of things." Flip said, walking back to her seat quickly, popcorn in hand.
Wrong_Way flinches at the explosion
<MadameMysterica>: Heeeeeeeeeeeello Everyone, and welcome to my magnificent, marvelous, mega bonanza! Are you all excited to be here today?
Wrong_Way looks back at Gwyd
<Wrong_Way>: "huh?"
<Gwydion>: Never mind, I must be imagining things
<Morty>: [Oh yeah I forgot I said that he sounds kinda like Gilbert Gotfried]
<Gwydion>: Ha[
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess that lady kinda looks like gilbert godfried..."
<Gwydion>: I didnt know that]
<Gwydion>: Just made that shit up]
<MadameMysterica>: Well then, you lot are in for a mid afternoon show of thrills, and spills, tricks and treats, beast, and and feats!
<MadameMysterica>: So, hold on, and get ready!
MadameMysterica disappears into another large explosions
Wrong_Way flinches at that explosion as well
<Wrong_Way>: "Man."
<Gwydion>: Hmm?
<Blizzard->: "Why can't she just walk away from the stage...?"
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm never ready for explosions
<Gwydion>: Oh
<MadameMysterica>: the kids see many acts that night, from trapeze artist, ring dancers, knife throwers, clowns, and two dogs driving a car. Finally, MadameMysterica explodes back onto stage, with a larger explosion than before
<Blizzard->: "Fucking low-price TNT..."
<Flipside>: "So Morty, you enjoying the show?" Flip leaned down and whispered to Morty.
Wrong_Way is very excited
<Wrong_Way>: "Gwyd man, I can't believe those dogs drove that car...."
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, that one dog had a map, and the other one was just perfect 10 and 2..."
<Gwydion>: It was ok
<Morty>: Morty pops another piece of pocorn into his mouth "I'm almost willing to bet money on a trapeze artist falling." he says jokingly.
<MadameMysterica>: Now, ladies and gents, hold onto your seats, as I show you one of our strangest attractions. A former circus help, he one day gained the strengths to move the heavens themselves! Today, I present to you, for your viewing pleasure, the strongest boy alive! The one, the only, Megaton-Lad!
Megaton-Lad steps out into the light waving modestly and grinning his single missing tooth is obvious
Wrong_Way claps for Meegaton-Lad
<Wrong_Way>: "Wooooo!!!!"
<Blizzard->: "Megaton Lad... This is getting interesting"
<Flipside>: You kidding Morty? My money's on the lion getting loose and attacking.
<MadameMysterica>: My dear boy, do you mind if you can pick me up, with but ONE FINGER?
<Morty>: Morty laughs quietly to himself "Oh man, now you're getting my hopes up!"
Megaton-Lad shrugs his large shoulders before grinning and lifting the madame up with one finger
<MadameMysterica>: Amazing! Now, set me down, lad
MadameMysterica pats Megaton-Lad on the top the head
Megaton-Lad lets her down and flexes his arms
<Blizzard->: What...!? He isn't just a strong man... that's not even possible...
<Flipside>: Hey Morty, whatcha say about the strongman?
<MadameMysterica>: Now, a mere, svelte lady like myself is no challenge for this modern day hercules! How about....AN ELEPHANT!
<Morty>: "I could take him." he jokes.
<Wrong_Way>: "wow..."
Megaton-Lad scoffs and rubs his hands together
<MadameMysterica>: As she yells those words, a trainer leads an elephant into the room, pulling it in by the reins
<Flipside>: God, it is very tempting to have a little fun with my powers...
<MadameMysterica>: Now!
<MadameMysterica>: Lift the Elephant!
*** MadameMysterica is now known as HabeusKaiju
<HabeusKaiju>: You kids having fun?
<Wrong_Way>: "An elephant?
<Morty>: "Do it fgt" Morty says quietly.
Megaton-Lad pets the elephant on its head it lays down on its side and he hoists it up by its back lifting it up with a single finger
<Flipside>: Oh, well then... what to do...?
<HabeusKaiju>: Woahmygod!
<Gwydion>: Yes mr hondo
<HabeusKaiju>: How radical is that!?
Megaton-Lad bobs the elephant up and down on his hand and yawns with the other
<Morty>: "banana peel banana peel banana peel" he chants quietly
HabeusKaiju grabs Gwydion and Wrong_Way's shoulders, and shakes them
*** HabeusKaiju is now known as MadameMysterica
Wrong_Way is flabbergasted
<Wrong_Way>: "A whole elephant..."
<Flipside>: Hmm, the stage is /not/ covered in banana peels.
Gwydion is shaken wiledly by the kaiju, "why?"
<MadameMysterica>: How amazing! How Stupendous! How Astonishing!
MadameMysterica slips on a banana peel
Megaton-Lad drops the elephant down and runs to help the Madame
<Flipside>: Yes, perfect.
<MadameMysterica>: I'm okay, I'm okay, merely...a comedic act!
MadameMysterica laughs heartily
Wrong_Way sees all the banana peels
Megaton-Lad nods and smiles at the crowd giving a thumbs up
<Flipside>: Hey, Morty... I think that elephant is /not/ very clumsy.
*** MadameMysterica is now known as Elephant
<Morty>: "Kehehehe!" he snickers, watching the chaos unfold.
Elephant begins to stumble around
Megaton-Lad stands near the animal arms raised to catch it
<Blizzard->: Oh... God...
<Megaton-Lad>: "Elephant like we rehearsed no shenanigans, friend pachyderm"
Wrong_Way sighs
<Wrong_Way>: "That elephant is clumsy."
Elephant begins to tip over
Megaton-Lad holds up hands to catch it
<Megaton-Lad>: "nonono"
Elephant rest on Megaton-Lad's hands
<Morty>: Morty perks up, hearing Wrong_Way speak up "Hold on just a sec..." he mutters quietly, watching the elephant.
Elephant begins to straighten up
Megaton-Lad hoists elephant up and carries it out of main ring he motions to some people out of sight and sets the elephant back down letting it walk off
Blizzard- approachs the stage, moving among the crowd, to have a closer look.
*** Elephant is now known as MadameMysterica
<MadameMysterica>: Don't worry folks, all part of the show!
Megaton-Lad walks back into main ring and smiles holding up a thumbs up to everyone
<Megaton-Lad>: "He is okay!"
<Morty>: "Hey Mirela, someone's messin' with our mischief!" he whines quietly.
<Flipside>: Yeah, and I think I know who...
<MadameMysterica>: Excellent! Everyone give a round of applause for our Strong Lad here!
Megaton-Lad hoists up the large weight he entered with and waves with his other hand
Wrong_Way sighs with relief and watches the show
Megaton-Lad sets the weight down flexes
<Flipside>: Quick Morty, any other ideas?
Megaton-Lad bends the weight in half over his knee
<Morty>: "Oh! Weights are lighter than air!" he giggles with a grin "Like helium!"
<Gwydion>: you could have killed that guy, and are taking orders from a demon]
<Morty>: [Not orders, it's co-operative mischief.]
<Morty>: [Besides, the guy's a strongman he'd be super fine]
<Gwydion>: you didnt know he had powers]
<Gwydion>: and continue]
<Morty>: [But the ringmistress said he did.]
<Flipside>: Hmm, yeah, let's go with that. The weights are /not/ as light as helium.
Megaton-Lad sets the bent weight down and flexes and smiles as several acrobats enter carrying large logs and swings
Megaton-Lad stands jovial as a large harness is strapped to him and a log tied into it he grasps it behind him in his hands
Wrong_Way keeps watching
<MadameMysterica>: I was overplaying stuff, mortyç
*** MadameMysterica is now known as HabeusKaiju
<Morty>: [I mean, the weights would float up like helium baloons]
<Morty>: [Up up and away!]
Megaton-Lad holds the log as several acrobats ascend it and begin assembling a larger carousel on top they load themselves in and begin doing acrobatics in the air leaping form rings and poles Mega holding it up as the weight he had bent floats up near them
<Megaton-Lad>: [He already put the weight down though and there was only one]
Wrong_Way watches the weight rise up
<Wrong_Way>: "Huh?"
<Morty>: [Weight then.]
<Flipside>: [If it's as light as helium, it'd float anyway]
Megaton-Lad stares at the weight floating away and gasps
<Morty>: [Still, fly away, balloonweight]
<Megaton-Lad>: [It floated away]
<Morty>: Morty giggles to himself in the bag "pfffft"
<Wrong_Way>: "That weight isn't a small bird."
<HabeusKaiju>: Woah, how are they doing these tricks?1
<HabeusKaiju>: This is ridiculous!
Wrong_Way tries to look inconspicious when Hab says that
Megaton-Lad holds up the carousel as the acrobats begin attaching pullies to the end of each log which are lowered down and elephants entering are attached to them and begin swinging through the air Mega-Lad seems indifferent to the weight in fact he has removed the harness and is holding it all up with one hand
<Morty>: "Okay, your pick this time." Morty whispers to Flipside.
Wrong_Way looks around to figure out who might be doing this
<Flipside>: Hmm, how about... the elephants /cannot/ talk.
Megaton-Lad the pole steady as the elephants are lowered back down and the acrobats take apart the carousel and descend finally Mega-Lad takes a bow as the other pack up around him he lifts up two elephants in each hand
Gwydion whispers to ww, "Dude, you and miss crespelle need to stop breaking the laws of nature"
<Wrong_Way>: "It's Miss Crespelle? I'm trying to stop the show from breaking down..."
Wrong_Way looks over to Miss Crespelle
<Gwydion>: "How many people, here, do you think can do this kind of stuff?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Gwyd, how ya liking it?
<Wrong_Way>: "I dunno Gwyd..."
<Gwydion>: Its ok, mr hondo.
<Flipside>: Hey Morty, we got one last shot at some fun.
<Morty>: Morty wriggles in anticipation for the talking elephants.
Megaton-Lad bows and waves an elephant on its way out catches the tent and begins pulling a giant pole holding the tent up Mega-Lad sees and leaps a good twenty feet into the audience and catches the pole putting it back upright
<HabeusKaiju>: Honda]
Wrong_Way glares at Flipside
Flipside glances back and winks
<Gwydion>: i thought it was hondo?]
Wrong_Way leans back at his chair and watches, hoping to catch what's going next
Megaton-Lad leaps back down and lands center ring bowing several times an elephant behind him mumbles something about 'show off'
<Morty>: Morty cranes his neck out even further, to see Wrong_Way "...That the kid?" he asks quietly.
<Flipside>: Yeah, that's the one.
<Morty>: "Spoilsport."
<HabeusKaiju>: Nope[
<Flipside>: Hey Morty, how about some fireworks?
<HabeusKaiju>: Theo Honda]
<HabeusKaiju>: It's Honda, Gwyd, and please, call me Theo
<Morty>: Morty seems to take this in, his face slowly contorting into a grin visually simillar to that of The Grinch's "This is gunna be hype."
*** HabeusKaiju is now known as MadameMysterica
<Flipside>: Hmm, the logs are still there...
<Flipside>: The logs are /not/ fireworks.
<Gwydion>: Ok mr theo
<Megaton-Lad>: [actually they got packed up before mega caught the part of the falling tent
<Megaton-Lad>: ]*
<MadameMysterica>: Well, what an excellent show we have had here today! I hope we have filled your day with all that I promise. after the show, you can come down, and meet all the amazing men and ladies of this fine establishment! Goodnight!
MadameMysterica escapes into the biggest explosion yet
<Morty>: [Even better, the fireworks are off in another room, going nuts]
Megaton-Lad sets the two elephants down as their trainers lead them out he bows and exits
Wrong_Way relaxes
<Wrong_Way>: "Finally..."
<Blizzard->: "Weirdest... Show... Evar"
<Megaton-Lad>: [Also none of the superheroes noticed him leap a good twently feet in the air and catch a falling part of the tent]
<Wrong_Way>: [nobody's got super strength here, buddy]
<MadameMysterica>: We gonna investigate]
*** MadameMysterica is now known as habeusKaiju
<Megaton-Lad>: [Mega did]
*** habeusKaiju is now known as HabeusKaiju
<HabeusKaiju>: So, ya kids wanna meet the performers?
<Megaton-Lad>: [No one really mentioned it happening though wanted to make sure it was seen
<Megaton-Lad>: ]*
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, sure?"
<Morty>: Morty's grin falters "...Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!" he whines quietly.
Blizzard- heads to the place where the performers are.
<Megaton-Lad>: [That a part of the tent collapsed and started falling]
<Megaton-Lad>: [whatever]
<Gwydion>: Oh ok
HabeusKaiju heads down, and watches the kids shuffle off to see the performers. He heads towards Megaton-Lad
<HabeusKaiju>: Psst
<HabeusKaiju>: Kid
<Megaton-Lad>: "Hm?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Mind if we have a chat?
<Flipside>: Oh, I forgot. The fireworks are /not/ lit up.
Megaton-Lad looks around puzzled then points at himself and looks questioningly
Blizzard- sees the lizardman again. "He wasn't on the show... Why is he here...?" Blizzard watchs from a safe distance.
Wrong_Way looks at Hab talking to Megaton
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes, I wanted to chat to you about your...performance
Megaton-Lad a look of realization dawns on him
<Megaton-Lad>: "Of course!"
Wrong_Way tries to make himself look busy by talking to one of the fireguys
Megaton-Lad pops out a pen and signs Habs arm before leaping away and landing at his trailer
<Morty>: [We gonna see fireworks?]
Megaton-Lad grabs his dog and begins packing up his things frantically
<Morty>: [wait nevermind[
<Morty>: Morty frowns "Well that was dissapointing." he mutters.
<HabeusKaiju>: Wait
HabeusKaiju looks at his arm
<HabeusKaiju>: The heck?
<Megaton-Lad>: "The supermen they have found us, Albert!"
HabeusKaiju tries to look for Megaton-Lad
<Megaton-Lad>: "Have come to steal strength and grapes we buy with little money"
Blizzard- walks away, trying not to lose visual contact with the lizard.
<Wrong_Way>: "..I wish i could've gotten his autograph."
Megaton-Lad steps outside his trailer and looks around he sees Habeus in the crowd nearby
Megaton-Lad ducks back into trailer
<Morty>: "Eh, show's over. Let's blow this joint, Mirela."
<Morty>: He tucks his head back in the bag.
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, kid! I didn't want an autograph! I wanted to chat
HabeusKaiju knocks on the trailer door
<Flipside>: Flipside stands up, joining the crowd of students as they surrounded the performers.
Megaton-Lad opens door and says some quick gibberish before shutting the door once more
Wrong_Way looks for Gwyd
HabeusKaiju stands at the door, dumbfounded
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey, Hey Gwyd?"
Blizzard- follows Hab to the trailer of Mega-Lad. "Why is he so interested in that showman?"
<Gwydion>: Whats up?
Megaton-Lad opens door dejectedly and looks at Habeus
<Wrong_Way>: "hey Gwyd, you wanna go get something to eat?"
<Megaton-Lad>: "What is it"
<Gwydion>: nah thanks, im going to dissapear now for no raisin
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh okay. maybe I'll come with?"
<Gwydion>: sure
Gwydion and ww disappear for no raisin
<Wrong_Way>: [I'll still keep logs guys, don't worry]
<Wrong_Way>: [I'm your friendly neighborhood lumberjack]
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey there!
<HabeusKaiju>: You ran off before I could talk to you, buddy
<Megaton-Lad>: [hold on brb]
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, I noticed your ringleader said you could suddenly do all this amazing stuff all at once, right?
Blizzard- sneezes, and covers himself behind wooden crates.
HabeusKaiju looks behind him
<HabeusKaiju>: someone there?
Blizzard- doesn't move, hoping to not being discovered.
<Blizzard->: ...
<Megaton-Lad>: "Uh yes started working out eating right was very good for self"
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya sure?
<HabeusKaiju>: It wasn;t all of a sudden?
<HabeusKaiju>: Because, I saw ya do some stuff in there, that's a little hard to explain
<Megaton-Lad>: "I start being jumping high one day but then with fitness come strength
<HabeusKaiju>: So, you could lift a bunch of people and elephants, and people due to...fitness?
Megaton-Lad shrugs
<Megaton-Lad>: "Drink milk eat grapes everyday"
<Gwydion>: hehe]
<HabeusKaiju>: Huh
<Megaton-Lad>: "The super strength come!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, what if i said, you doing all this stuff, wasn't due to a balanced breakfast?
<Blizzard->: [I'm laughing so hard with this conversation]
<Megaton-Lad>: "Would seem more likely but less easy to understand"
<Megaton-Lad>: "I stick to breakfast is very important"
<HabeusKaiju>: Okay
<Megaton-Lad>: "Dog eat good breakfast too is very strong"
<HabeusKaiju>: How bout, we offer you a stable place to live, and a place to train, and you can bring your dog too, okay?
Megaton-Lad points to the dog resting on a chair in his trailer which pants and stares at Habeus
<HabeusKaiju>: We have a school that caters to people with...unique talents
<Megaton-Lad>: "But here Albert is strong!"
Blizzard- listens carefully. "Oh... Seems interesting..."
<Megaton-Lad>: "Super star!"
Megaton-Lad grins and flexes arms the dog barks behind him
<HabeusKaiju>: Albert is your dog?
<Megaton-Lad>: "No I am Albert"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Though Albert is dog too"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Both name is Albert"
<Gwydion>: pfftheha]
Megaton-Lad grins the dog barks at hearing its name again
<HabeusKaiju>: Okay, and you are worried about Albert?
<HabeusKaiju>: We have people there that can take care of him, and you wouldn;t have to leave him
<Megaton-Lad>: "Why would I not take care of myself?"
<HabeusKaiju>: I mean Dog Albert
Megaton-Lad looks at Hab the dog barks once more when it hears its name
<Megaton-Lad>: "Feh he is dog strong and tough creature Albert is survivor!"
Megaton-Lad makes a strong pose when he says survivor the dog barks once more
<HabeusKaiju>: ooooooookay
<HabeusKaiju>: Would you still be interested in a place where you can train more?
<Megaton-Lad>: "I am thinking"
Megaton-Lad holds head and hand and seems to think very deeply
HabeusKaiju stands there
Megaton-Lad strains a bit his mind deep in thought the dog barks once more
<Megaton-Lad>: "I am finished"
<Megaton-Lad>: "I think training is good for Albert first time and better home is good for Albert so more of both be better than good"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Would be gooder situation"
<Megaton-Lad>: "I accept"
<HabeusKaiju>: yyyyyyyyyes
<HabeusKaiju>: Good!
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright!
Megaton-Lad holds out hand to shake the dog barks once more
HabeusKaiju shakes Megaton-Lad's hand
<HabeusKaiju>: And you make Call me Theo, Albert
<Megaton-Lad>: "Great you may have dog he will like new home!"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Hear that Albert you are having better home now and may call him Theo!"
HabeusKaiju escorts Albert and Albert back to the bus
Megaton-Lad grins as the dog barks again
Blizzard- follows Hab ...
<Megaton-Lad>: [Mega thinks he just sold you his dog]
<HabeusKaiju>: I bought a dog?!]
<Megaton-Lad>: [He thinks you're referring to dog albert going to the school]
<Megaton-Lad>: [He has not realized he has agreed to an education]
<HabeusKaiju>: huh]
<HabeusKaiju>: fun]
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, Mark! Gwydion! You got a new classmate!
Megaton-Lad sits on bus holding dog in lap a small pack on his back
Blizzard- gets among the other students, and get on bus, head-covered.
Blizzard- whisper to himself. "This can't be this easy..."
Megaton-Lad holds up dog and grins Albert barks at the attention
<HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way? Gwydion?]
<Megaton-Lad>: [They said they left a while ago]
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, and you on the bus with em now]
<Megaton-Lad>: [Are they on the bus though]
<Gwydion>: huh?]
<Megaton-Lad>: [both of em can teleport]
<Gwydion>: we dissapeared, literally]
<HabeusKaiju>: we got a new student, gwyd!]
<HabeusKaiju>: oh]
<Gwydion>: yay~]
<HabeusKaiju>: shit, ya did]
<Megaton-Lad>: [read back a bit]
<Megaton-Lad>: [if you wanna be on the bus and talk to mega]
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, we seem to be missing two students....Oh
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark and Gwyd
<Gwydion>: were are fighting demons in the nightmare realm of khhjkhihgguu]
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Must have teleported
<Gwydion>: we will be back by dinner]
<Megaton-Lad>: [O-okay]
HabeusKaiju shrugs, and starts up the bus
<Wrong_Way>: [sorry bro, watching a film]
<HabeusKaiju>: Blizzard has succeeded in his stealth check]
Megaton-Lad holds up dog proudly and looks around on bus
<Blizzard->: Yay. There isn't a lot of security in a bus.
<Blizzard->: Yay. There isn't a lot of security in a bus.] *
Megaton-Lad gets a bit embarrassed for the first time in life and sets dog down and sits quietly
<Megaton-Lad>: [what movie?]
<Gwydion>: they live]
<Gwydion>: i invited you in main chat, bro]
<Gwydion>: need a link?
<Gwydion>: ]
<Megaton-Lad>: [well I thought you meant after the rp]
Blizzard- looks around, trying to guess where is he going.
<Megaton-Lad>: [and I'll take one in a bit I'd like to finish introducing my character]
<Gwydion>: sorry m8[
<Megaton-Lad>: [Its fine.]
<HabeusKaiju>: Blizzard-, meet yer new classmate]
Blizzard- sits next to Megaton-Lad
<Blizzard->: Hey. psst. Hey, big guy.
<Megaton-Lad>: "Greetings!"
<Blizzard->: Err... yeah, greetings to you, eh... Do you know /exactly/ where are we going?
<Megaton-Lad>: "I do not, friend"
<Megaton-Lad>: "I will ask Mr. Theo though"
<Blizzard->: No!
<Blizzard->: No, i mean...
<Megaton-Lad>: "Hm?"
<Blizzard->: Lets play a game. Do you want to play a game?
<Blizzard->: Lets hide myself, from that "Mr.Theo". Okay?
<Megaton-Lad>: "I can play this game!"
HabeusKaiju falls asleep in the front
<Blizzard->: Yay, it's very important to me. You need to do this, for your blue-haired friend!
<Megaton-Lad>: "I can do this am very good at secret keeping!"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Is that not right Albert!"
<Blizzard->: Fine!
Megaton-Lad grins and looks down at the dog in his lap which barks in response
<Megaton-Lad>: [ ]
<Megaton-Lad>: [dog]
Blizzard- has just seen the dog, albert. Blizzard gets scared and falls off the seat.
<HabeusKaiju>: awwww]
<Wrong_Way>: [best dog ever]
<Blizzard->: Shit... Oh... Hello... Albert...
<Gwydion>: damn that dog is buff[
Blizzard- sits again next to Mega.Lad
<Megaton-Lad>: "Hello!"
<Blizzard->: He... Wait. I said Hello to albert.
Blizzard- it's confused.
<Megaton-Lad>: "Dog is Albert"
<Megaton-Lad>: "I am Albert"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Am both Albert!"
<Blizzard->: Oh... I... I see.
<Blizzard->: Why do you named the dog like you?
<Blizzard->: It's fucking nonsense.
<Megaton-Lad>: "Was only name I could spell when I adopt Albert!"
<Blizzard->: Oh... How... Cute. I suppose.
<Megaton-Lad>: "Are you hearing these words Albert you are cute!"
Megaton-Lad looks at dog which barks in response
Blizzard- gets scared again by albert.
<Megaton-Lad>: "He is friend do not worry!"
<Megaton-Lad>: "A friend of Albert is a friend of Albert!"
Blizzard- says to himself. This is gonna be a weird conversation...
<Blizzard->: Errr... i wasn't expecting that, that's all.
Blizzard- has got an idea.
<Blizzard->: By the way, my name is Albert too.
<Gwydion>: jesus this is goung to be confusing]
<Megaton-Lad>: "Are you hearing this Albert! Albert is named Albert to!"
<Blizzard->: [That's the idea. When Mega-LAd it's talking about albert, everyone would thin that is talking about his dog.]
<Blizzard->: [*think]
<Megaton-Lad>: [Yep]
Megaton-Lad grins and shakes the dog which half heartedly barks in response
Blizzard- pets Albert (The doggy one)
<Megaton-Lad>: "So friend Albert what brings you on bus?"
Megaton-Lad shushs the dog as it begins to bark "not you albert"
<Blizzard->: Well, i'm going to... err...
Blizzard- stops and thinks about it.
<Blizzard->: Exams! I-I need to make exams and study!
<Megaton-Lad>: "I do not know what exam is but I hope you good luck, Albert"
Megaton-Lad pets dog as it barks again
<Blizzard->: [Wow, hab is really hard to wake up]
<Blizzard->: Eh, Thanks Albert.
<Megaton-Lad>: "Is what friends are for, Albert"
<Blizzard->: Why are you going in this bus?
<Megaton-Lad>: "Albert is getting better home"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, I slept through a cop raid on my boat 5 years back, dog aint nothing]
Megaton-Lad looks down at dog which barks in response
<Blizzard->: He hadn't a good one?
<Gwydion>: you did?]
<Gwydion>: >my boat]
<Blizzard->: In a certain way, i'm looking for a better home too...
<Megaton-Lad>: "Circus is no place for dog"
<Megaton-Lad>: "He cannot live on grape needs meat and dog foods"
<HabeusKaiju>: eh, I was drunk]
<Megaton-Lad>: "So I take him to better home!"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Is that not right albert!"
<Blizzard->: Ow, i see.
Megaton-Lad shakes dog which barks and lies down in his lap
<Gwydion>: ah wasnt that the same day you married that teenage abductee?]
<HabeusKaiju>: never proven, or consumated!]
<Megaton-Lad>: "I hope you find what you need, Albert"
<Blizzard->: Thanks. I hope it too.
Blizzard- looks through the window.
HabeusKaiju wakes up, as the bus pulls in
<HabeusKaiju>: Snrthuh?
Megaton-Lad sits and pets dog which makes a groaning sound and stretches out on his lap its tongue hanging out and slobbering on the seat
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, alright
<HabeusKaiju>: EVERYONE OFF!
<Megaton-Lad>: "You heard man Albert time to go!"
Megaton-Lad picks up dog under arm and begins walking off bus
Blizzard- gets up, and walks off the bus.
HabeusKaiju eyes Blizzard-
Blizzard- notices it, and walks a little faster.
Megaton-Lad notices it and drops the dog on Habeus' foot 'accidentally'
HabeusKaiju looks at the dog, and pets it
<HabeusKaiju>: Albert, ya dropped Albert
<Megaton-Lad>: "Right"
Blizzard- keeps going.
Megaton-Lad picks up Albert who barks at Habeus spraying slobber on him
Blizzard- whispers to himself. "Oh albert, you're fucking awesome."
<Megaton-Lad>: "He likes you!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, I'm glad. Always liked dogs
HabeusKaiju pets Albert's head
Megaton-Lad walks off bus with Albert
<HabeusKaiju>: So shall we continue this next time, guys?
<HabeusKaiju>: ]
<Megaton-Lad>: [Yeah its emptied out and we're at the school seems like a good stopping point]
<HabeusKaiju>: sounds good]
<HabeusKaiju>: good job, team]
<HabeusKaiju>: twofer special!]
<Blizzard->: Okay, i'll keep hiding from hab and making friendship with alberts.]
<Megaton-Lad>: [Albert is best Albert]
<Megaton-Lad>: [Also his name is Albert because people would call him Einstein ironically and one day he looked up who that was so his name is technically Albert Einstein]
<HabeusKaiju>: yay~]
<Gwydion>: cool]
<HabeusKaiju>: also, get ready for counselling sessions!]
<Megaton-Lad>: [Awesome]
<Megaton-Lad>: [And I can do those whenever you're on?]
<HabeusKaiju>: yep]
<HabeusKaiju>: though, i am a bit rps out right now, sooooooo....now is not the best time, is that fine?]
<Megaton-Lad>: Yeah Im gonna go afk here pretty soon myself
<HabeusKaiju>: mkay, seeya man[