Benjamin (2019)

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♪ Whoo! ♪

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♪ Ah lah ♪

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♪ Darling,
you got to let me know ♪

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♪ Should I stay,
or should I go? ♪

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♪ If you say that you are mine ♪

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♪ I'll be here
till the end of time ♪

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♪ So you got to let me know ♪

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♪ Should I stay,
or should I go? ♪

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♪ It's always
tease, tease, tease ♪

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♪ You're happy
when I'm on my knees ♪

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♪ One day, it's fine,
and next, it's black ♪

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I smelled the smoke,

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and I didn't open the door,

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and that was my mistake,

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but I panicked.

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I've never had to deal
with anything like this before.

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It was crystal meth.

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Are you on the phone?

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I gotta go.

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Thank you.

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Hmm.

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Who was that?

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Where?

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On the phone.

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Oh, uh, nobody.

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Highly unprofessional.

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Highly unprofessional.

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I know.
Look, it was Tom Lipsky,

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and we talk about these
kind of things, and he asked.

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You don't talk to clients
about your personal life.

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I... I know that,
but I was just...

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I was going through
the events of today,

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and I started to think

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maybe there's another way
we can approach this...

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Don't you dare.

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Don't you dare try to back out.

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Jeanette, fine!

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Fine!

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Jeanette, I said, "Fine," okay?

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The Facebook invite
went out days ago.

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I freaking Facebooked it.

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Do you even get that?!

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Yes, I understand,

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but if his own mother's
not coming,

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maybe we should
just postpone it.

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You don't postpone it.

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You put out the invite,
you gather who you can,

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and you confront it,
like the Women's March!

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What?

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The Facebook-organized
revolts.

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This isn't the same as that.

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Ed...

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we're talking
about saving your son's life.

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Repeat after me.

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Today at noon, we are
having the intervention.

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Yeah, I know. It's weird.

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My dad found a crack pipe

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in my little brother's room
or something.

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- Mm-hmm.
- So trite.

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But that's life.

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I don't know. It's weird.

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It's like,
you think when you grow up

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and get your own apartment
and boyfriend,

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your family shit won't follow
you around, but it's just like...

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I know, babe. That why
you have to take this anger

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and this sexuality
and put it in your art.

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I know, but we have
to go, though, okay, baby?

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- Uh-huh. Oh, God.
- He's my blood.

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So loyal. I love you, baby.

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Ah, I'm the shelter
in the storm.

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Oh, my God.

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I watched my mother
give birth in her bedroom

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when I was 16 years old.

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Yeah.

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Wow, your own mother?

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Yeah. Midwives
coming and going, but not me.

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I stayed right there,
and I held her hand

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through every labor pain
and contraction.

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God, you know, after witnessing

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the miracle
of childbirth, well,

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I never looked at my mother's
vagina the same way again. Heh.

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Oh, um, I have to conclude
my examinations

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a little early today.
My friend...

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My best friend has had
a real string of bad luck,

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and I... I'll be darned if I'm
not gonna be by his side

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holding his hand, too,
so thanks for understanding.

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Keeping your hips closed
just a tad longer, Rick,

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'cause you're
flailing 'em again.

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I guess, as a married man,

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my hips are a little rusty,
you know?

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Oh, yeah. I hear you.

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Yeah. Not that I, uh,

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miss being young and reckless
one damn bit, 'cause I don't.

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I got way too much
to fill my cup these days.

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My cup is full!

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I do feel bad
for my brother, though.

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I told you about that, right,
with his kid, what's going on?

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Breaks your heart.

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Not that I fear it.

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I don't fear nothin'.

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Except maybe my wife.

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She scares the hell out of me.

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Clarice is my wife.

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We live in Nebraska.

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Yes. We live in Nebraska.

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We're here to see Ed.

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Ed's wife Marley
is my first cousin

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on my father's side,
which makes the boy...

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- And the girl.
- and...

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Yes, and the girl
my relatives.

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Mmm.

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This trip is for pleasure
and for work.

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We run
an eBay business together.

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We are incorporated.

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Yes. We've done quite well.

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Quite well.

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♪ One, two, three ♪

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♪ Who says I can't get stoned? ♪

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♪ Turn off the lights
and the telephone ♪

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♪ Me in my house alone ♪

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♪ Who says I can't get stoned? ♪

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♪ Who says I can't be free ♪

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♪ From all of the things
that I used to be? ♪

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♪ Rewrite my history ♪

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♪ Who says I can't be free? ♪

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♪ It's been a long night
in New York City ♪

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♪ It's been a long night
in Baton Rouge ♪

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♪ I don't remember
you looking any better ♪

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♪ But then again,
I don't remember you ♪

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What are you saying?

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I'm gonna go mingle.
Wish me luck.

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We'll move to the mountains.

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- You say that.
- We'll go to the mountains.

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- We'll have babies, yeah.
- Oh, God.

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Are you the boy?

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What?

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Are you the troubled boy?

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Oh, no.

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Oh, this is... this is Tom.

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Hi. Tom.

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I'm Clarice.

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Ding-dong.

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Ed!

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Which Ed are you talking to?

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Uh, no, I was talking
to myself, Ed.

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So was I, Ed.

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You talkin' to me?

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Are you talkin' to me,

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'cause there's nobody else
in this room right now.

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Oh, gosh. Gosh.

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How you doing, old friend?

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- I'm hanging in.
- Yeah.

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I'm hanging in, Ed.

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- Hey.
- Rick!

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I brought you flowers.

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- Ah, thanks, bro.
- Yeah.

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You can just put 'em
anywhere, wherever.

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- Sure. All right.
- I don't care.

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We're gonna fix this.
You understand?

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I'm gonna find a way.

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Do you trust me?

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- Yeah.
- All I needed to hear.

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I'm with you
all the way to the end.

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- Thanks.
- Okay?

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- It was nice of you to come.
- Of course.

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So, uh, where's the wife?

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Ice-skating tournament in
Vegas with the girls all week.

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I text you about this.

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Oh.
Well, thank you for coming,

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even though they
couldn't make us a priority.

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It's a big tourney, bro.

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One of the judges
is Scott Hamilton.

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I'm... I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry I took a dig there.

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- Yeah.
- I'm... I'm not myself lately.

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I understand.

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I'm on edge
like you wouldn't believe.

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No worries. What about you?
You hear from the wife?

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Ah, I don't think
I have a wife anymore.

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Don't say that.

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She didn't have the decency

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to even say she wasn't coming,
not a word.

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Two years, not a word.

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It's unbelievable.

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I don't know.

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I don't know, bro.

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You look at me right here.

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Are you looking?

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Yeah.

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Oh, baby. Mmm.

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Oh, thanks, man.

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Oh.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- You must be Mitch.
- Yes.

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- I'm Clarice.
- I know that from Facebook.

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Thank you for inviting us
to your intervention.

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You really went to town.

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Yeah.

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Well, enjoy yourselves,
and, you know,

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this might be a tough night,
but we're gonna...

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we're here together
to support Benjamin,

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and, um, Ed and I
really appreciate it.

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Excuse me.

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Jeanette.

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Rick, hi.

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Wow.

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You look great.

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Thanks.

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Have you cut your hair
or something

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since I saw you last?

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- Probably, a couple of times.
- Hmm.

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I do it myself, even the back,

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- so it gets kind of tricky.
- All right.

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So there's refreshments
and hors d'oeurves,

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and if you'll excuse me,
I have to talk to Ed.

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Okay, yeah.

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I gotta use the bathroom.

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Okay.

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Hey, you.

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Hey, you.

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What do we have here?

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I printed up the brochure

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from the Youth Wilderness
Rehabilitation Center in Utah.

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It's supposed to be
the best in the country,

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but still, I wanted you
to have a look at it

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before I gave it a go.

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Wow.

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Uh, it says here

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he'll be taken from his bed
in the middle of the night

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with no idea where he's going
and whisked away,

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like he's some sort
of kidnap victim.

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Jeanette, this is all
feeling very extreme to me.

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Stop! That's enough!

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I want you to be quiet.

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We are trying to help him,
so you need to have a spine.

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Do you know what that is, Ed?

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For God sakes, grow a spine.

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How much time do we have?

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Well, if I go
and make the call,

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two uniformed men,
possibly in ski masks,

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will be standing by
until midnight.

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We need to do this
after the intervention.

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That's what they say.

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Ski masks?

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Okay, fine.

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Make the call.

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I know how hard
this is for you.

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Are you teasing me?

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Uh, no.

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That's too bad.

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Yeah, but, Jeanette...

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if he's okay, we... we can...

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we can just leave him alone,
right?

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I want him to be okay
just as much as you do,

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but we have to be certain,

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for when the hands
of that grandfather clock

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strike midnight,
they're coming for him.

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What am I doing?

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Come on, everybody.
Gather around.

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Come on in the living room.

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Come on. Let's go.

263
00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:14,073
Thank you so much for coming.

264
00:12:14,139 --> 00:12:15,707
Uh, Benjamin just got home.

265
00:12:15,774 --> 00:12:18,610
It is imperative
that Ed speaks to us now.

266
00:12:18,677 --> 00:12:19,611
Hurry up.

267
00:12:19,678 --> 00:12:22,247
Oh. Okay.

268
00:12:22,314 --> 00:12:25,184
Um, I, uh...

269
00:12:26,818 --> 00:12:28,287
Jeanette and I...

270
00:12:30,089 --> 00:12:31,356
Uh, could I...

271
00:12:34,226 --> 00:12:35,260
Thank you.

272
00:12:35,327 --> 00:12:37,162
I've asked you all to come here,

273
00:12:37,229 --> 00:12:41,966
because, uh, I have a situation
that I'm not familiar with,

274
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,702
and I've never
dealt with it before,

275
00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:45,304
but according to Wikipedia,

276
00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:47,272
there's gonna be
a lot of lying,

277
00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:50,109
lot of cheating,
lot of back-stabbing,

278
00:12:50,175 --> 00:12:52,744
and a heaping bucket load
of deception,

279
00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:54,979
and it's all
typical addict behavior,

280
00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:56,248
so what I'm asking for...

281
00:12:56,315 --> 00:12:58,650
for all of you
is just to be on guard.

282
00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:01,760
Use your eyes and ears,
and come to me if you need to,

283
00:13:01,826 --> 00:13:03,328
every single one of you,
even you.

284
00:13:05,464 --> 00:13:07,832
I'm sorry.
I... I don't know you.

285
00:13:07,899 --> 00:13:08,867
Oh, I'm Ronny.

286
00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:10,569
He's with me, Mr. Thompson.

287
00:13:10,635 --> 00:13:12,104
Tom's my BFF.

288
00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:15,607
All right.

289
00:13:15,674 --> 00:13:17,342
Okay, then I'd like
to turn the reins over

290
00:13:17,409 --> 00:13:20,011
to my best friend, um,
who's gonna take over

291
00:13:20,079 --> 00:13:22,847
the intervention,
Dr. Ed Morris.

292
00:13:27,352 --> 00:13:28,287
Whoa, whoa.

293
00:13:28,353 --> 00:13:29,688
Okay, hold on. I need a...

294
00:13:29,754 --> 00:13:32,324
I need a 20-second
timeout here, Ed.

295
00:13:32,391 --> 00:13:34,759
- I'm sorry?
- I'm... I'm just a...

296
00:13:34,826 --> 00:13:36,961
I'm just a little taken back
by the request is all.

297
00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:38,663
I wasn't expecting
anything like that.

298
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,733
Well, yeah, but it's obvious
that you're a doctor.

299
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,702
You're the perfect one
to lead the intervention.

300
00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:44,969
I thought you'd understand.

301
00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:46,838
- And be honored.
- And be honored.

302
00:13:46,905 --> 00:13:50,509
I mean, I... I could really
use your expertise here, Ed.

303
00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:52,177
I'm an OB-GYN.

304
00:13:52,244 --> 00:13:53,478
Yes, but you're
still a doctor.

305
00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:55,347
You went to medical school.

306
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:57,116
You know how to treat patients.

307
00:13:57,182 --> 00:13:59,284
I mean, am I... am I wrong here?

308
00:13:59,351 --> 00:14:01,293
No, he's right.

309
00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:04,729
Yes! Yes.

310
00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:06,198
You know what? I'll do it.

311
00:14:06,265 --> 00:14:07,366
I'll... I'll run
the intervention, okay?

312
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,902
Thank you.
Let's hear it for Dr. Ed.

313
00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:12,371
Thank you so much.

314
00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:20,745
I always wondered
what "OB-GYN" stood for.

315
00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:25,016
Obstetrics-gynecology,
female reproductive health.

316
00:14:27,119 --> 00:14:29,554
That's what they say,
but I still wonder.

317
00:14:29,621 --> 00:14:31,923
Okay, everybody,
moving right along.

318
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,858
I would, uh, like to ask

319
00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:37,896
my lovely girlfriend
and executive assistant

320
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:41,066
to please go retrieve
Benjamin from his bedroom.

321
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,068
You didn't have to mention
the assistant part.

322
00:14:43,135 --> 00:14:44,869
May I remind you
that when we have sex,

323
00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:47,606
we say, "I love you,"
to each other?

324
00:14:47,672 --> 00:14:52,077
Uh, that's a... that's a very
personal thing to be sharing.

325
00:14:52,144 --> 00:14:53,945
And also how you
cried on my shoulder

326
00:14:54,012 --> 00:14:55,947
for months
after Marley left you.

327
00:14:56,014 --> 00:14:58,517
You seduced me. You did.

328
00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,560
You lured me in,
because I was so vulnerable,

329
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:03,262
and then you cast
your wicked spell.

330
00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:08,433
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

331
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,272
Jeanette, I'm s... I'm sorry.

332
00:15:13,338 --> 00:15:15,574
I... If I... If I could, uh...

333
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,776
If Tom ever
called me his assistant,

334
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,678
I'd cut off his balls.

335
00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:23,082
I would never do that.
You're my angel.

336
00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:24,149
I know, baby.

337
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,317
Everybody, I'm... I'm sorry.

338
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,086
I'm just gonna...

339
00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:28,653
I'm gonna go
get Benjamin myself.

340
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,323
It's cool, bro. I got it.

341
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,624
- Thank you, Rick.
- Uh-huh.

342
00:15:32,691 --> 00:15:33,792
- Thank you, Rick.
- Mm-hmm.

343
00:15:35,026 --> 00:15:37,662
Oh, and, Rick, good luck.

344
00:15:40,099 --> 00:15:41,333
Jeanette, I...

345
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,501
No.

346
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:47,506
Could I get a water?

347
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,442
Roger, please,
this is not the time.

348
00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:51,610
We're getting Benjamin.

349
00:15:51,676 --> 00:15:54,446
His name is Ronny, Dad.

350
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,982
Ronny, go ahead,
and get the water.

351
00:15:58,049 --> 00:15:59,418
But actually, you know what?

352
00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:01,526
Not the...
Not the bottled water, okay?

353
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,994
The sink water.

354
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,707
Hey.

355
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,880
This is a damn fun game.

356
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,653
These other guys
are complete noobs, huh?

357
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,992
Ooh, that guy
did not need his guts.

358
00:16:34,058 --> 00:16:35,994
Yeah, you can't hear me.
That's cool.

359
00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:43,502
What the hell
is taking him so long?

360
00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:46,505
You know how uncles can be
when they get you alone.

361
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:50,675
Heh. Sorry.

362
00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:52,677
- It was bad joke.
- No, baby, that was funny.

363
00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:54,313
- I'm sorry. Right?
- That was funny.

364
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,348
No, dude, that shit was funny.
You're the shit, Tom.

365
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,817
Come on! Focus now, guys.

366
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:01,293
Focus up. You know, we gotta...

367
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,228
stay on track here.

368
00:17:03,295 --> 00:17:05,564
Dr. Ed is right. If you guys
are gonna screw around,

369
00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:07,732
we're just gonna call off
this whole intervention thing.

370
00:17:07,799 --> 00:17:09,501
No, I'm sorry, Ed. We're good.

371
00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:11,336
We will go get him.

372
00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:14,673
Yes. We will go get him.

373
00:17:15,774 --> 00:17:17,076
Thank you.

374
00:17:24,783 --> 00:17:26,285
Hi!

375
00:17:26,351 --> 00:17:28,553
Come downstairs
with us now, okay?

376
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,422
- Hey.
- Come downstairs with us now,

377
00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:32,056
- okay?
- Is everything all right?

378
00:17:32,124 --> 00:17:33,325
- We have a surprise.
- A surprise.

379
00:17:33,392 --> 00:17:34,426
Great.

380
00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:39,431
- Surprise!
- Surprise!

381
00:17:39,498 --> 00:17:41,800
Oh, Benjamin,
I'm sure you remember

382
00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:44,603
your Aunt Clarice
and Uncle Mitch.

383
00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:47,706
You met them, I believe, when
you were just a little baby.

384
00:17:49,474 --> 00:17:51,876
So, uh, thank you
for stopping your video game

385
00:17:51,943 --> 00:17:53,145
and coming out of your room.

386
00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:54,913
Just wanted
to bring you downstairs,

387
00:17:54,979 --> 00:17:57,282
'cause I was just having
some people over this afternoon

388
00:17:57,349 --> 00:18:00,385
and just wanted you
to come on down and say hi.

389
00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:04,396
Hi.

390
00:18:05,697 --> 00:18:07,432
So, uh, you know what?

391
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:09,468
Uh, I... I know you were busy

392
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:11,336
and you want
to get back to your game,

393
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:13,938
but if you want,
you can, um, hang here.

394
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,176
I'd love for you to just stay
in here with us and just hang.

395
00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:18,910
Could be totally chill,

396
00:18:18,977 --> 00:18:20,579
be cool.

397
00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:21,980
And we could all just, you know,

398
00:18:22,046 --> 00:18:24,416
have a nice little talk
and... and hang.

399
00:18:25,884 --> 00:18:27,986
Or... Or if you...
if you'd rather go back up

400
00:18:28,052 --> 00:18:31,256
and... and finish your game
and... and be in your room and...

401
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:33,958
that'd be okay,
if that's what you want.

402
00:18:56,081 --> 00:18:57,382
I froze up.

403
00:18:57,449 --> 00:18:59,151
I couldn't do it.

404
00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:01,793
I don't know what came over me.
I panicked.

405
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:05,664
You can do this,
and you don't have to be alone.

406
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,132
We are all here for you.

407
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:08,867
You are not alone.

408
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:12,304
I'm not alone anymore, am I?

409
00:19:12,371 --> 00:19:13,938
No.

410
00:19:14,005 --> 00:19:16,208
- No.
- You're right, Jeanette.

411
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:18,009
I can do this.

412
00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:30,755
Sorry, everybody.

413
00:19:30,822 --> 00:19:32,357
Just a little glitch
in the Matrix.

414
00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:34,326
Don't worry about it.
We are taking two.

415
00:19:34,393 --> 00:19:36,561
Take two.

416
00:19:36,628 --> 00:19:38,029
All right.
I'm gonna go get Benjamin,

417
00:19:38,097 --> 00:19:39,598
and I think
I'll bring him in here

418
00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:42,167
and then sit him right
in that cushy chair right there,

419
00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:43,835
and then we
can get this thing cooking.

420
00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:45,837
Uh, actually, Ed, I don't know

421
00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:47,272
if sitting him alone's
a good idea.

422
00:19:47,339 --> 00:19:49,374
Oh, alone is good.
We want to isolate.

423
00:19:49,441 --> 00:19:50,642
No, he should feel safe.

424
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,444
He should be
on the couch with us.

425
00:19:52,511 --> 00:19:55,214
Uh, okay, perhaps...
perhaps he could sit alone.

426
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,516
Maybe he could,
but hear me out.

427
00:19:57,582 --> 00:20:00,885
We could move this coffee table
from the center of the room

428
00:20:00,952 --> 00:20:03,128
to remove
any spatial barriers.

429
00:20:03,195 --> 00:20:04,829
I like that idea, Ed.

430
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:06,131
Thank you.

431
00:20:06,198 --> 00:20:08,133
Tom, Robby,
you lift the table, please,

432
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,901
and we'll take it
down this hallway.

433
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,137
There's another room down there.
Just put it on in there,

434
00:20:12,204 --> 00:20:14,139
and I'm gonna go up
and get Benjamin. Okay.

435
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:15,540
Lift with the legs, guys.

436
00:20:19,244 --> 00:20:21,513
So, what, you've done,
like, a ton of these?

437
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,815
- Weren't you just here?
- When?

438
00:20:23,882 --> 00:20:25,684
When I said I was an OB-GYN.

439
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,419
- Oh, right.
- Right.

440
00:20:27,486 --> 00:20:29,221
You ever get excited
looking at one of those?

441
00:20:29,288 --> 00:20:30,322
Nope. It's my work.

442
00:20:30,389 --> 00:20:31,656
Uh-huh.

443
00:20:31,723 --> 00:20:33,258
- You're a car salesman, right?
- Right.

444
00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:34,493
So that's like me asking you

445
00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:36,261
if you get turned on
looking at a car.

446
00:20:36,328 --> 00:20:37,896
I do, so I can only imagine.

447
00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:39,664
Well, in medicine,

448
00:20:39,731 --> 00:20:42,667
we learn to separate
human desire from the equation.

449
00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:44,369
Right.

450
00:20:44,436 --> 00:20:45,937
So what do you do for fun?

451
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:47,939
You golf?

452
00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:50,275
Mountain bike? Jet Ski?

453
00:20:50,342 --> 00:20:51,376
Yeah, I golf.

454
00:20:51,443 --> 00:20:53,178
I do golf sometimes. Uh, I...

455
00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:58,717
I also sometimes like to put on
women's makeup and clothing.

456
00:20:58,783 --> 00:21:01,993
That, I find to be
very decompressing.

457
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,195
Yeah, right.

458
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,906
Whew. It's stuffy in here.

459
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,808
You mean
like a can of sardines?

460
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,044
You know, family is
the backbone of our culture.

461
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,248
And social media
is the nervous system.

462
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,784
Just try and say, "paella,"
without a smile.

463
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,686
- Can't.
- You can't.

464
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,355
I'll see you ladle.

465
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,958
You're adorable.

466
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:39,564
What the hell are you doing?

467
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,932
Sorry.

468
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,235
He just touched my leg.

469
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,603
You sure?

470
00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:46,571
Yes, I'm sure.

471
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,972
Is that true, Ronny?

472
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,909
Uh, it was an accident.

473
00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:53,278
You're so damn glib, Ronny.

474
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:56,415
Hmm.

475
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,860
These two, huh?

476
00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:02,961
Huh?

477
00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:04,129
Lovebirds.

478
00:22:04,196 --> 00:22:05,664
Yeah, like rabbits.

479
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:06,698
Right?

480
00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:07,799
Are you okay?

481
00:22:07,866 --> 00:22:10,034
Yeah, I guess.

482
00:22:10,102 --> 00:22:12,371
You seem a little tense.

483
00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:14,005
No, no, it's not like that.

484
00:22:14,073 --> 00:22:15,507
Oh, I know.

485
00:22:15,574 --> 00:22:18,143
I'm just a little raw.

486
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,611
Sure. I understand.

487
00:22:19,678 --> 00:22:20,912
You do?

488
00:22:20,979 --> 00:22:21,846
Yeah.

489
00:22:27,352 --> 00:22:29,721
So, Benjamin, look.

490
00:22:29,788 --> 00:22:34,093
Everybody's here,
and, uh, look at that.

491
00:22:34,159 --> 00:22:36,761
You even got your own
cushy chair all ready for you.

492
00:22:36,828 --> 00:22:39,831
Somebody's put your name on it
on a name tag and everything.

493
00:22:39,898 --> 00:22:41,200
I did it.

494
00:22:41,266 --> 00:22:42,634
Great!

495
00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:43,735
Okay, everyone.

496
00:22:43,802 --> 00:22:46,037
Benjamin is here
for the surprise.

497
00:22:46,105 --> 00:22:47,639
You told him
it was a surprise?

498
00:22:47,706 --> 00:22:49,040
I didn't know
what else to say,

499
00:22:49,108 --> 00:22:50,542
so I just rolled with it.

500
00:22:50,609 --> 00:22:53,245
- That is so glib, Dad.
- I'm sorry?

501
00:22:53,312 --> 00:22:55,147
You're being even more glib
right now. Stop that.

502
00:22:55,214 --> 00:22:57,249
I'm not. I'm not glib.

503
00:22:57,316 --> 00:22:59,151
Nobody likes
a glib-assed liar, okay?

504
00:22:59,218 --> 00:23:01,160
There's enough dishonesty
in this family already.

505
00:23:02,961 --> 00:23:05,164
Well, you're right about that.

506
00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:07,299
All right. Okay, I'm sorry.

507
00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:09,434
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?!

508
00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:11,002
Carry on.

509
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,438
All right.
Um, everybody take a seat.

510
00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:14,706
Benjamin, sit.

511
00:23:15,774 --> 00:23:17,176
I'll go get a chair.

512
00:23:18,410 --> 00:23:19,911
All right.

513
00:23:19,978 --> 00:23:21,880
And, uh, let's all get settled.

514
00:23:23,248 --> 00:23:24,916
Mm-hmm, okay.

515
00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:27,419
Um...

516
00:23:28,487 --> 00:23:32,124
Benjamin, uh, this is...

517
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:35,627
This is not a surprise

518
00:23:35,694 --> 00:23:38,230
in... in the traditional
sense of the word.

519
00:23:38,297 --> 00:23:40,432
It's not like the surprise
that I went through

520
00:23:40,499 --> 00:23:43,335
when I walked past your room
the other day

521
00:23:43,402 --> 00:23:45,737
and, uh, I smelled smoke.

522
00:23:50,809 --> 00:23:53,278
Were you smoking something
in there, Benjamin?

523
00:23:56,448 --> 00:23:57,416
Okay.

524
00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:59,751
This is, um...

525
00:23:59,818 --> 00:24:01,426
This is, uh, an event.

526
00:24:01,493 --> 00:24:02,994
It's a...

527
00:24:03,062 --> 00:24:04,763
It's an intervention,
Benjamin.

528
00:24:04,829 --> 00:24:06,731
We care about you.

529
00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:08,133
Because we love you.

530
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,668
That's right.

531
00:24:10,969 --> 00:24:12,437
Yes.

532
00:24:12,504 --> 00:24:15,374
Because we all love you,

533
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,278
and I don't know how bad
things are going right now,

534
00:24:19,344 --> 00:24:22,681
but I'm... I'm guessing
they're pretty far along.

535
00:24:31,055 --> 00:24:32,257
Uh, you know what?

536
00:24:32,324 --> 00:24:34,259
I'm gonna turn this over
to Dr. Ed,

537
00:24:34,326 --> 00:24:36,628
because now would be
a good time for all of us

538
00:24:36,695 --> 00:24:40,132
to have some of your expertise,
since you're the professional.

539
00:24:45,003 --> 00:24:46,138
Sorry.

540
00:25:13,905 --> 00:25:15,707
So...

541
00:25:15,774 --> 00:25:17,409
You have crumbs
on your face, man.

542
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:18,877
- What's that?
- Crumbs on your face.

543
00:25:18,943 --> 00:25:19,944
Oh.

544
00:25:21,113 --> 00:25:22,214
Thank you.

545
00:25:37,462 --> 00:25:38,830
Hmm.

546
00:25:41,966 --> 00:25:43,668
That's part of the jacket.

547
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:53,678
So, uh,
in a situation like this,

548
00:25:53,745 --> 00:25:56,581
I think it's best
if we went around the room

549
00:25:56,648 --> 00:25:59,884
and, uh, shared a little bit
of our own experience

550
00:25:59,951 --> 00:26:03,262
to, you know,
encourage honest dialogue.

551
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:05,029
Uh, and since...

552
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,565
I got this, Dr. Spock.

553
00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:09,301
All right, so my friends and I,
we would go through

554
00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:11,803
two, three tanks of nitrous
in a single weekend,

555
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,439
frying brain cells
like they're eggs,

556
00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:16,208
balloon after balloon
after balloon.

557
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:19,478
Pretty soon, you're seeing
starts, planetary alignments.

558
00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:21,646
I've never tried that.
Is it fun?

559
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,082
- Amber!
- It's amazing.

560
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,550
You gotta lean back
in, like, a pool chair.

561
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:28,019
Yes, pool chair! What the hell
is it about a pool chair?

562
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,221
Comfortable.

563
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,390
Right! More comfortable.

564
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,593
I'm not proud
of any of this, okay?

565
00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:35,927
I'm just trying to demonstrate

566
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:38,663
what it looks like
when a man owns his shit.

567
00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:42,834
Ahem. Tom and I
used to huff paint thinner

568
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,169
and, uh, battery acid

569
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,238
out of a bucket
in my parents' garage.

570
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:49,408
We did stuff like that
all the time.

571
00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,976
You never told me that, baby.

572
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:54,846
I once snorted
a prescription drug.

573
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,148
We both did.

574
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,416
We traded for it.

575
00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:58,650
On Craigslist.

576
00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:01,160
Yes, we use Craigslist now.

577
00:27:01,226 --> 00:27:02,894
I don't like it.

578
00:27:02,961 --> 00:27:04,463
I do.

579
00:27:04,529 --> 00:27:05,864
Yes, she does,

580
00:27:05,930 --> 00:27:08,433
and it hurts my feelings.

581
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,601
It shouldn't.

582
00:27:09,668 --> 00:27:12,971
I know, but still it does.

583
00:27:14,038 --> 00:27:15,274
I know what it's like

584
00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:17,309
to be with someone
who doesn't get you.

585
00:27:18,377 --> 00:27:19,878
Was that a dig?

586
00:27:19,944 --> 00:27:24,349
When I first met Tom,
he wouldn't even look at me.

587
00:27:24,416 --> 00:27:27,018
I thought he hated me.

588
00:27:27,086 --> 00:27:29,488
Think that's probably
why I liked him so much.

589
00:27:29,554 --> 00:27:32,824
That right there
is a tale as old as time.

590
00:27:32,891 --> 00:27:35,260
Even when
we were first dating,

591
00:27:35,327 --> 00:27:37,096
he would be such a dick,

592
00:27:37,162 --> 00:27:40,499
and then he would not text back
when he said he would,

593
00:27:40,565 --> 00:27:41,866
and I'd cry and cry,

594
00:27:41,933 --> 00:27:45,404
and one time,
I even cut myself a little bit.

595
00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:47,005
- Amber!
- Dad, don't worry.

596
00:27:47,072 --> 00:27:49,208
It was... I was so young then.

597
00:27:49,274 --> 00:27:51,710
You two have been together
for maybe a year.

598
00:27:51,776 --> 00:27:53,912
Exactly. I was only, like, 22.

599
00:27:53,978 --> 00:27:56,748
I didn't know myself
like I do at 23.

600
00:27:56,815 --> 00:27:59,584
I didn't know
that you did that.

601
00:27:59,651 --> 00:28:02,194
He's so perfect now,
though, Dad.

602
00:28:02,261 --> 00:28:05,530
I mean, he didn't even know that
I wanted him to text me back.

603
00:28:05,597 --> 00:28:10,569
It was just emojis,
very confusing ones,

604
00:28:10,635 --> 00:28:14,106
but now I know it was
just a self-defense mechanism

605
00:28:14,173 --> 00:28:16,575
to protect herself.

606
00:28:16,641 --> 00:28:19,711
Still, self-inflicted cutting
is not okay.

607
00:28:19,778 --> 00:28:21,080
I've done it.

608
00:28:22,247 --> 00:28:25,750
I cut myself the wrong way.

609
00:28:25,817 --> 00:28:27,586
Cry for help.

610
00:28:27,652 --> 00:28:29,921
It was a cry for help.

611
00:28:29,988 --> 00:28:31,890
I didn't do it.

612
00:28:31,956 --> 00:28:34,893
I've thought about doing it,
but I never did.

613
00:28:35,994 --> 00:28:37,196
Ahem.

614
00:28:37,262 --> 00:28:40,499
Uh, these are
very, very serious issues,

615
00:28:40,565 --> 00:28:44,469
very, very serious, and...

616
00:28:44,536 --> 00:28:47,339
But this is a circle of trust,
and I'm glad we could all share,

617
00:28:47,406 --> 00:28:48,607
so much so, that I'd like...

618
00:28:48,673 --> 00:28:50,375
I've cried
more tears this year

619
00:28:50,442 --> 00:28:52,377
than I have in my whole life.

620
00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:55,380
Yeah, I know.
I can't take it anymore.

621
00:28:55,447 --> 00:28:57,316
Your stress is stressing me.

622
00:28:57,382 --> 00:29:00,051
It's affecting me
in unusual ways.

623
00:29:13,938 --> 00:29:16,441
My job is not
an easy one to talk about.

624
00:29:18,243 --> 00:29:20,745
Uh, sometimes when people
ask me what I do for a living,

625
00:29:20,812 --> 00:29:22,347
I just, uh, make something up,

626
00:29:22,414 --> 00:29:24,949
tell 'em that I'm a garbageman
or a car salesman.

627
00:29:25,016 --> 00:29:27,686
Hey, Dr. Lady Parts,
I'm a car salesman.

628
00:29:27,752 --> 00:29:31,790
No, it's not easy
being a male OB-GYN.

629
00:29:31,856 --> 00:29:33,992
People look at you funny.
You know,

630
00:29:34,058 --> 00:29:37,796
sometimes they even think that
y-you're some kind of pervert.

631
00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:39,131
Pervert.

632
00:29:39,198 --> 00:29:41,533
And... And they tell jokes,
too, of course,

633
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,035
and, yes, I have heard them all.

634
00:29:44,103 --> 00:29:46,138
What about the one
where the gynecologist...

635
00:29:46,205 --> 00:29:47,539
Enough!

636
00:29:49,074 --> 00:29:50,642
I said I heard 'em all,

637
00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:53,178
all of 'em,
every single one of 'em.

638
00:29:53,245 --> 00:29:56,148
The... The echo one, uh,

639
00:29:56,215 --> 00:29:57,449
the... the, uh, truck driver,

640
00:29:57,516 --> 00:30:00,285
the dozen
long-stemmed red roses,

641
00:30:00,352 --> 00:30:01,726
all of them.

642
00:30:06,865 --> 00:30:10,069
Every... Every vagina
that walks into my office

643
00:30:10,135 --> 00:30:11,970
is like a valuable piece of art,

644
00:30:12,036 --> 00:30:16,641
and... and sometimes I think of
myself as like a museum curator

645
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:20,545
working hard to preserve
each priceless specimen.

646
00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:22,147
Because that's
what they are to me.

647
00:30:22,214 --> 00:30:23,382
As specimens?

648
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,184
Canals of life.

649
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:29,788
Uh, oh,
barometers of human existence.

650
00:30:29,854 --> 00:30:31,490
The vagina don't lie.

651
00:30:31,556 --> 00:30:32,957
Ho!

652
00:30:33,024 --> 00:30:34,259
You just said a mouthful.

653
00:30:34,326 --> 00:30:37,429
No. No, it does not.

654
00:30:37,496 --> 00:30:38,530
Vaginas are like, uh,

655
00:30:38,597 --> 00:30:41,533
the royal family
of human orifices.

656
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,436
They... They rule
our every decision,

657
00:30:44,503 --> 00:30:48,207
and... and they work
in miraculous ways.

658
00:30:50,175 --> 00:30:56,515
So, you see, my job, my job
is of the utmost importance.

659
00:30:56,581 --> 00:30:58,850
You know,
it's... it's not a punch line.

660
00:31:00,452 --> 00:31:03,228
Have you ever seen,
like, a really huge pussy?

661
00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,066
Vagina.

662
00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:08,067
I have.

663
00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,968
I need a cigarette.

664
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,370
I need a break, too.

665
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:12,871
Okay. Guys, hey, why...

666
00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,373
- why don't we take a fiver?
- Yeah.

667
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,408
And who needs a cigarette,
smoke a cigarette.

668
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:19,411
I just want to thank
you all for being here.

669
00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:28,753
Especially you, Benjamin.

670
00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,184
Wow, that was
intense in there...

671
00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:02,427
wow, real eye-opener.

672
00:32:02,494 --> 00:32:03,795
Are you okay?

673
00:32:04,863 --> 00:32:06,431
Yeah. You?

674
00:32:06,498 --> 00:32:07,532
I'm cool.

675
00:32:07,599 --> 00:32:09,068
That's cool.

676
00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:11,936
Listen, I got
a little something for you.

677
00:32:12,003 --> 00:32:13,605
What?

678
00:32:17,842 --> 00:32:19,811
I just thought
I'd take the edge off a little.

679
00:32:24,283 --> 00:32:25,750
My stomach's been in knots.

680
00:32:25,817 --> 00:32:27,786
- Sure.
- I know it's not very ladylike.

681
00:32:27,852 --> 00:32:29,221
It was completely ladylike.

682
00:32:29,288 --> 00:32:30,889
- Really?
- Uh-huh.

683
00:32:33,825 --> 00:32:35,360
Was that you or me?

684
00:32:35,427 --> 00:32:37,596
That was definitely me.

685
00:32:40,499 --> 00:32:44,169
Well, every fireworks show
deserves a finale.

686
00:32:44,236 --> 00:32:45,470
Indeed.

687
00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:52,144
Give me that.

688
00:32:52,211 --> 00:32:53,945
Well, so that...
that went pretty well, I think.

689
00:32:54,012 --> 00:32:54,946
Yes, I believe it did.

690
00:32:55,013 --> 00:32:56,281
Yeah.

691
00:32:56,348 --> 00:32:57,782
It smells over here.

692
00:32:57,849 --> 00:32:59,418
- Does it?
- Boy, if that neighbor's dog

693
00:32:59,484 --> 00:33:01,626
dookied on my lawn again,
I'm gonna lose it.

694
00:33:01,693 --> 00:33:03,628
- Hmm.
- How do you two stand this?

695
00:33:06,531 --> 00:33:08,200
I didn't know I put you

696
00:33:08,267 --> 00:33:10,469
on such
an emotional roller coaster.

697
00:33:10,535 --> 00:33:12,604
- I know you didn't know, baby.
- It doesn't matter.

698
00:33:12,671 --> 00:33:15,540
I feel like I have
to prove my love to you.

699
00:33:15,607 --> 00:33:18,443
I'm gonna put a cut in my wrist,
little one.

700
00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:20,945
- You would do that for me?
- Of course I would, baby.

701
00:33:21,012 --> 00:33:22,981
- Oh, baby.
- I fricking love you.

702
00:33:23,047 --> 00:33:25,384
- I haven't had you in so long.
- Too long.

703
00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:26,651
Three hours.

704
00:33:26,718 --> 00:33:28,019
Wait. What?

705
00:33:28,087 --> 00:33:29,954
Since the last time
you guys had each other,

706
00:33:30,021 --> 00:33:31,890
it's been...
it's been about three hours.

707
00:33:31,956 --> 00:33:33,725
It was right before
we left your apartment.

708
00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:35,994
Amber, uh,
you had eight orgasms,

709
00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:38,197
and, Tom, you said it was
like starting a new universe.

710
00:33:38,263 --> 00:33:40,499
- You heard all that?
- No.

711
00:33:40,565 --> 00:33:41,866
You must have been spying.

712
00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:43,835
Mm-mm. No, I wasn't.

713
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:49,974
I'm sorry.

714
00:33:51,543 --> 00:33:53,412
It's okay, Ronny.
You're my boy.

715
00:33:53,478 --> 00:33:55,680
Come on, baby.

716
00:33:55,747 --> 00:33:57,516
- Let's go up to my old room.
- Okay.

717
00:33:57,582 --> 00:33:58,917
We can play
the high school game.

718
00:33:58,983 --> 00:34:00,319
- I'm the sophomore.
- Okay.

719
00:34:00,385 --> 00:34:01,326
Okay.

720
00:34:03,762 --> 00:34:05,330
I miss you two when you leave.

721
00:34:10,001 --> 00:34:12,071
We used to give 'em hell,
Tom and I.

722
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:13,405
Ah.

723
00:34:13,472 --> 00:34:15,574
We had quite the reputation.

724
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,109
We had a nickname.

725
00:34:17,176 --> 00:34:19,544
It was, uh, Tron.

726
00:34:19,611 --> 00:34:22,381
Hah! T-Ron.

727
00:34:22,447 --> 00:34:24,349
'Cause, uh, his name's Tom,

728
00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:26,085
and my name's, uh, Ron.

729
00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:27,352
Yeah, I got it right away.

730
00:34:27,419 --> 00:34:28,387
- Yeah.
- Good one.

731
00:34:28,453 --> 00:34:30,255
Oh, boy.

732
00:34:44,369 --> 00:34:47,706
Ohh.

733
00:34:47,772 --> 00:34:50,575
It's been a while since I've
had to do something this brave.

734
00:34:50,642 --> 00:34:52,811
Since Boy Scouts, really.

735
00:34:58,049 --> 00:35:00,419
Or maybe it's like
the time when I was 16

736
00:35:00,485 --> 00:35:02,827
and my mother
gave birth in our home.

737
00:35:05,164 --> 00:35:07,499
But I hide my nerves,
then and now,

738
00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:09,834
'cause, you know, these guys,

739
00:35:09,901 --> 00:35:13,238
they sort of look at me
as the alpha male of the group,

740
00:35:13,305 --> 00:35:16,007
the wise elder sage,
or what have you.

741
00:35:17,342 --> 00:35:20,512
But I... I bear the burden.

742
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:23,882
I shoulder the load.

743
00:35:33,192 --> 00:35:34,426
Hey.

744
00:35:37,196 --> 00:35:38,430
Look...

745
00:35:40,332 --> 00:35:42,767
I know things are messed up,

746
00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:44,669
but we're gonna
get through this.

747
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:50,509
I'm sorry, Benjamin.

748
00:35:53,078 --> 00:35:55,013
You're in a lot of pain, Dad.

749
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:05,964
Hey, Ed.

750
00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:08,200
Hi, Ed.

751
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,402
Did you see him in there?

752
00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:11,836
It makes my skin crawl

753
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:15,006
even trying
to make eye contact with him.

754
00:36:15,074 --> 00:36:16,975
My own son is being
thrown to the wolves,

755
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,743
and I can't do a thing
to protect him.

756
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:22,581
I... I think you need
to shift your frame, Ed.

757
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,849
W-What do you mean, Ed?

758
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:27,752
I'm not quite sure here,
but I... I imagine

759
00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:31,223
that this is all a bit myopic
for you at the moment,

760
00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,725
so perhaps if you pretend
you're somebody else.

761
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:37,028
Somebody else?
But... But I'm just me, Ed,

762
00:36:37,096 --> 00:36:39,231
just stupid old me.

763
00:36:42,101 --> 00:36:45,237
Sorry, could you...
could give me a minute, Ed?

764
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,439
Yeah. Yeah. I'll...

765
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,545
Aren't you glad
we quit our jobs?

766
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:55,046
I sure am.

767
00:36:55,114 --> 00:36:57,716
Not only
has it enabled us to travel,

768
00:36:57,782 --> 00:37:00,652
but it lets us
reconnect with family.

769
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:01,826
Yeah.

770
00:37:01,893 --> 00:37:02,827
Look how pretty.

771
00:37:02,894 --> 00:37:03,828
Oh, pretty.

772
00:37:07,665 --> 00:37:09,101
Ta-da!

773
00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:11,969
It is I, Ed, the great Houdini.

774
00:37:12,036 --> 00:37:13,271
Ed, what are you doing?

775
00:37:13,338 --> 00:37:16,074
Everybody pick a card,
any card.

776
00:37:16,141 --> 00:37:17,075
Ed?

777
00:37:17,142 --> 00:37:18,276
Pick a card, any card.

778
00:37:18,343 --> 00:37:19,878
- Pick a card.
- Sit down.

779
00:37:19,944 --> 00:37:21,813
Pick a card, Timmy.

780
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,649
Come on. Sit down!

781
00:37:25,884 --> 00:37:27,586
But you told me
to be someone else.

782
00:37:27,652 --> 00:37:29,388
Well, not like that.
That's not what I meant.

783
00:37:29,454 --> 00:37:30,655
Will you sit down?

784
00:37:36,261 --> 00:37:37,862
Now that we've all shared,

785
00:37:37,929 --> 00:37:40,299
I think it's time
to, uh, move on

786
00:37:40,365 --> 00:37:41,500
to the pressing issue at hand.

787
00:37:41,566 --> 00:37:43,168
I wonder what
those two were up to.

788
00:37:44,636 --> 00:37:46,171
Afternoon delight.

789
00:37:46,238 --> 00:37:47,806
Welcome back, you two.

790
00:37:47,872 --> 00:37:49,941
Amber was just showing me
her old room.

791
00:37:50,008 --> 00:37:52,177
That is a nice jacket,
Mr. Thompson.

792
00:37:52,244 --> 00:37:53,778
Did you get that
at a vintage store?

793
00:37:59,651 --> 00:38:00,985
What is he doing?

794
00:38:01,052 --> 00:38:02,861
He's like
some sort of a lap dog.

795
00:38:04,396 --> 00:38:05,797
It's okay, Ronny.

796
00:38:07,432 --> 00:38:08,967
I don't do drugs.

797
00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:11,070
I'm sorry.
What was that, Benjamin?

798
00:38:12,537 --> 00:38:13,805
What was that?

799
00:38:13,872 --> 00:38:15,140
Sounded like your doorbell.

800
00:38:15,207 --> 00:38:17,309
Oh, my.
Oh, it's not midnight.

801
00:38:17,376 --> 00:38:19,644
Oh, my God. It might be Marley.

802
00:38:19,711 --> 00:38:22,214
- You invited Mom?
- Well, I Facebooked her,

803
00:38:22,281 --> 00:38:24,216
but she didn't respond,
so I didn't think she'd show.

804
00:38:24,283 --> 00:38:25,817
Tell her
she's not welcome here.

805
00:38:25,884 --> 00:38:27,152
Oh, my God.

806
00:38:27,219 --> 00:38:30,555
I can't move my legs.
I... I... Somebody...

807
00:38:30,622 --> 00:38:32,491
Somebody has to go to the door
and get her.

808
00:38:32,557 --> 00:38:33,992
I can't let her leave again.

809
00:38:34,058 --> 00:38:34,993
Mr. Thompson, are you okay?

810
00:38:35,059 --> 00:38:36,828
We'll look for you!

811
00:38:36,895 --> 00:38:38,963
My arms,
I have no feeling in my arms.

812
00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:41,333
Ed, calm down.

813
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,534
My chest hurts.

814
00:38:44,936 --> 00:38:46,738
Dad, you look like you're
having a panic attack.

815
00:38:46,805 --> 00:38:48,073
I have those all the time.

816
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:52,344
I am.
I-I'm having a panic attack.

817
00:38:52,411 --> 00:38:53,645
Breathe, Ed. Breathe.

818
00:38:53,712 --> 00:38:54,713
Let's take off this jacket.

819
00:38:54,779 --> 00:38:55,714
Okay.

820
00:38:56,881 --> 00:38:58,683
Oh, okay.

821
00:39:00,252 --> 00:39:02,361
Ooh, it's yummy pizza!

822
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:04,229
Oh, I forgot!
I wanted to surprise everyone.

823
00:39:04,296 --> 00:39:06,665
I ordered a couple of pies.
I'm so sorry. I'll get it.

824
00:39:11,170 --> 00:39:12,137
Pizza.

825
00:39:12,204 --> 00:39:13,905
Everybody likes pizza.

826
00:39:13,972 --> 00:39:15,907
How you like this job, huh?

827
00:39:15,974 --> 00:39:18,743
Look at this. Bring pizza.
People give you money.

828
00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:21,080
Take the rest of the minute off,
will you?

829
00:39:21,146 --> 00:39:22,614
Mmm.

830
00:39:22,681 --> 00:39:23,682
Pizza! Who wants pizza?!

831
00:39:23,748 --> 00:39:25,084
Hey, look at the two pies, yeah.

832
00:39:25,150 --> 00:39:26,651
Yeah!

833
00:39:26,718 --> 00:39:28,087
- That smells ♪ heavenly ♪
- That's right.

834
00:39:28,153 --> 00:39:30,189
That's right.

835
00:39:30,255 --> 00:39:32,557
Get in here.
Come on. It's hot.

836
00:39:32,624 --> 00:39:34,193
Really good.

837
00:39:34,259 --> 00:39:36,361
This is
some awesome-ass pizza.

838
00:39:36,428 --> 00:39:37,629
Come on, people.

839
00:39:37,696 --> 00:39:39,131
- Thank you, Uncle Rick.
- Please.

840
00:39:39,198 --> 00:39:40,799
- Dude, this is so good.
- This pizza's amazing.

841
00:39:40,865 --> 00:39:42,634
This was a great idea, Rick.

842
00:39:42,701 --> 00:39:43,868
- Not bad.
- Yes, thank you, Rick.

843
00:39:43,935 --> 00:39:45,104
None of this is great.

844
00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:46,138
What's the matter, bro?

845
00:39:46,205 --> 00:39:47,339
Nothing is great.

846
00:39:47,406 --> 00:39:49,608
She didn't show.

847
00:39:49,674 --> 00:39:51,643
She never showed.

848
00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:53,945
- Bro, what's up?
- None of this is great.

849
00:39:54,012 --> 00:39:57,716
- Okay. Have a slice of pizza.
- I don't want any pizza.

850
00:39:57,782 --> 00:39:59,718
Come on, Mr. Thompson.
This is some really good pizza.

851
00:39:59,784 --> 00:40:01,993
I don't want a goddamn
slice of pizza, okay?

852
00:40:05,064 --> 00:40:06,831
I'm sorry.

853
00:40:06,898 --> 00:40:08,367
I'm sorry, Reginald.

854
00:40:08,433 --> 00:40:09,368
It's Ronny.

855
00:40:09,434 --> 00:40:11,170
I'm sorry, everybody.

856
00:40:11,236 --> 00:40:13,938
I'm... I'm falling apart.

857
00:40:14,005 --> 00:40:16,075
I just had a panic attack.

858
00:40:16,141 --> 00:40:20,179
Yeah, but, uh,
it wasn't even Mom at the door.

859
00:40:20,245 --> 00:40:23,815
I mean, you had a panic attack
'cause of the pizza guy.

860
00:40:26,785 --> 00:40:29,288
Come on.
You have to admit that's funny.

861
00:40:29,354 --> 00:40:31,556
It's not funny, Ed.

862
00:40:31,623 --> 00:40:33,958
Is it funny that I
want my wife to come home

863
00:40:34,025 --> 00:40:37,196
and take some accountability
for this family?

864
00:40:37,262 --> 00:40:40,432
Is it funny that I'm...
I'm scared to death,

865
00:40:40,499 --> 00:40:42,367
that the idea of her
coming through the door

866
00:40:42,434 --> 00:40:43,768
fills me with sheer terror?

867
00:40:43,835 --> 00:40:45,370
Mr. Thompson, it was

868
00:40:45,437 --> 00:40:47,872
just-a the pizza guy, man.

869
00:40:49,141 --> 00:40:51,143
It's not funny!
None of this is.

870
00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:52,877
Is she funny?

871
00:40:52,944 --> 00:40:54,413
What's that supposed to mean?

872
00:40:54,479 --> 00:40:56,515
Is a panic attack funny?

873
00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:57,782
Is he funny?

874
00:40:59,318 --> 00:41:01,426
Wish I could be like her,

875
00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:04,329
just free,
doing whatever she wants,

876
00:41:04,396 --> 00:41:08,600
and me, I'm stuck here
in a relationship and a job...

877
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,735
- That's nice.
- and a mortgage,

878
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,971
and she just did
whatever she wanted,

879
00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:14,406
just a free spirit.

880
00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:16,441
I wish I could be like her.

881
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,578
I wish I could just quit.

882
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,113
Okay, new plan.

883
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:23,382
Come work with me
at the dealership.

884
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,184
I don't want to work with you.

885
00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:28,620
I want to do
something freestyle.

886
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,156
I wanna be a fisherman
or... or a shepherd,

887
00:41:31,223 --> 00:41:33,592
anything with animals.
I don't care.

888
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,594
Crap! Shit! Piss!

889
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,695
Hey, mister.

890
00:41:38,697 --> 00:41:41,500
What do you say you take it easy
with that language?

891
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:43,502
Hey, screw you, Mitch.

892
00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:45,036
It's your first cousin

893
00:41:45,104 --> 00:41:47,005
that started this whole mess
in the first place.

894
00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:48,507
Take it easy, buddy.

895
00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:49,674
I don't need your "buddy,"

896
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,343
and I'm sick
of you and your wife

897
00:41:51,410 --> 00:41:54,613
just gallivanting around here
like you have all these years.

898
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:58,450
I don't care how many mice
you traded for houses

899
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:00,452
or how great
your credit rating is.

900
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:01,826
I just don't give a shit.

901
00:42:01,893 --> 00:42:03,662
You're not helping
this situation at all.

902
00:42:03,728 --> 00:42:05,830
Mince your words, cowboy.

903
00:42:10,969 --> 00:42:13,538
Why are you
looking at me like that?

904
00:42:14,939 --> 00:42:15,874
Like what?

905
00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:19,178
I've seen that look before,

906
00:42:19,244 --> 00:42:23,415
back in the eighties,
in a sports bar.

907
00:42:23,482 --> 00:42:25,850
You want to fight me, don't you?

908
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,588
I'll fight you.

909
00:42:29,654 --> 00:42:30,689
Oh, you will?

910
00:42:30,755 --> 00:42:32,224
Oh, Mr. Big Man,
you wanna fight?

911
00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:33,358
- Mm.
- Okay, let's fight.

912
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:34,626
Let's throw this down.

913
00:42:34,693 --> 00:42:36,361
Dad, stop it!
You're acting crazy!

914
00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:39,264
No! Let 'em fight.

915
00:42:39,331 --> 00:42:40,899
Come on. Come on, baby.

916
00:42:40,965 --> 00:42:42,334
- Oh! Oh!
- Baby.

917
00:42:42,401 --> 00:42:43,902
- You little baby.
- Ow.

918
00:42:43,968 --> 00:42:45,770
Oh, your hands
are clammy like a girl.

919
00:42:45,837 --> 00:42:47,706
- Dad.
- Put the left up.

920
00:42:47,772 --> 00:42:49,908
Ah!

921
00:42:49,974 --> 00:42:52,611
I'm sorry, baby.
I don't do well with violence.

922
00:42:52,677 --> 00:42:55,614
- I'll be back. Be right back.
- Ow! Ow!

923
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,582
Is that how you fight
in Nebraska?

924
00:42:57,649 --> 00:42:59,218
He doesn't do well
with violence.

925
00:42:59,284 --> 00:43:01,025
Don't take that.

926
00:43:02,094 --> 00:43:04,028
- Huh?
- Mm.

927
00:43:04,096 --> 00:43:05,230
- Hey.
- Thanks, hon.

928
00:43:05,297 --> 00:43:07,499
All right, here we go.
All right.

929
00:43:07,566 --> 00:43:09,234
- Dad.
- You fight like a girl.

930
00:43:09,301 --> 00:43:10,569
That's it.

931
00:43:10,635 --> 00:43:11,836
You got no guts.

932
00:43:11,903 --> 00:43:12,804
No!

933
00:43:15,874 --> 00:43:19,043
That statue of David
is an ancient family heirloom.

934
00:43:20,345 --> 00:43:21,413
Ohh!

935
00:43:25,784 --> 00:43:27,719
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

936
00:43:27,786 --> 00:43:28,720
Oh!

937
00:43:29,821 --> 00:43:32,056
Look out.

938
00:43:32,124 --> 00:43:33,992
Ahh! Okay.

939
00:43:34,058 --> 00:43:35,594
I tap out. I tap out.

940
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:36,728
Okay.

941
00:43:40,632 --> 00:43:42,801
He fought well,

942
00:43:42,867 --> 00:43:45,237
but I just brought
a little extra today.

943
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:49,941
Dad...

944
00:43:51,643 --> 00:43:52,811
are you okay?

945
00:43:52,877 --> 00:43:54,579
It's my arm, honey.

946
00:43:54,646 --> 00:43:56,014
It's not good.

947
00:43:57,149 --> 00:43:58,950
I gotta go find Tom.

948
00:43:59,017 --> 00:44:01,860
Okay.
Why don't we take a fiver,

949
00:44:01,926 --> 00:44:03,595
cigarette break, huh?

950
00:44:03,662 --> 00:44:05,264
I think you deserve it.

951
00:44:19,911 --> 00:44:21,680
Please stay.

952
00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:23,682
"Stuck in a relationship."

953
00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:24,949
I'll admit it. You're right.

954
00:44:25,016 --> 00:44:26,651
I felt stuck, too.

955
00:44:26,718 --> 00:44:28,320
Please stay?

956
00:44:28,387 --> 00:44:31,223
I'll stay tonight for Ben,
not for you.

957
00:44:31,290 --> 00:44:33,392
I'm done trying to fix you, Ed.

958
00:44:40,365 --> 00:44:41,500
Hey, Mitch...

959
00:44:42,701 --> 00:44:44,236
nice arm bar.

960
00:44:44,303 --> 00:44:47,706
- Thank you, Ed.
- Where'd you learn that?

961
00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:51,343
Clarice and I take
a jujitsu class at the "Y."

962
00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:53,712
I figured you had training.

963
00:44:53,778 --> 00:44:57,216
Your technique was spot on.

964
00:44:57,282 --> 00:44:59,684
So, uh, no hard feelings, right?

965
00:44:59,751 --> 00:45:00,885
Oh, no, Ed.

966
00:45:00,952 --> 00:45:04,729
No hard feelings,
only hard lessons.

967
00:45:05,997 --> 00:45:07,199
Touché.

968
00:45:10,269 --> 00:45:11,636
You all right?

969
00:45:11,703 --> 00:45:14,873
Yeah, I'm...
I'm hanging in there, pal.

970
00:45:14,939 --> 00:45:16,108
Hmm.

971
00:45:16,175 --> 00:45:17,909
Can I ask you a question?

972
00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:19,178
Shoot.

973
00:45:19,244 --> 00:45:21,513
When did
everything go wrong for me?

974
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:24,683
Well, I think it was
when your wife left you, no?

975
00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:27,686
I don't know.

976
00:45:27,752 --> 00:45:30,255
I think it was way before that.

977
00:45:30,322 --> 00:45:32,691
Yeah, probably. Who knows?

978
00:45:32,757 --> 00:45:36,060
But, you know, it's never
too late to redeem yourself.

979
00:45:38,197 --> 00:45:42,567
Time's gonna come
when the world needs a hero,

980
00:45:42,634 --> 00:45:45,404
and you gotta be ready
to answer that call.

981
00:45:47,672 --> 00:45:51,310
Now, come on. You owe
these folks a big apology, huh?

982
00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:52,577
Yeah.

983
00:45:52,644 --> 00:45:53,712
Oh, yeah, yeah.

984
00:45:53,778 --> 00:45:55,114
Big one.

985
00:45:57,048 --> 00:45:58,417
- Thanks, Ed.
- Yeah, I know. Come on.

986
00:45:58,483 --> 00:46:00,085
Go. Go. Apologize.

987
00:46:05,364 --> 00:46:09,468
Look, everyone, I'm sorry.

988
00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:11,736
I know I have some issues,

989
00:46:11,803 --> 00:46:14,773
and you all have been
super supportive of them,

990
00:46:14,839 --> 00:46:16,941
and I think it's time that I...

991
00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:19,144
He's gone.
He didn't even have the nerve

992
00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:21,513
to tell me to my face.
He texted me.

993
00:46:21,580 --> 00:46:22,947
This is all your fault.

994
00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:25,184
What did he say?

995
00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,485
"I feel triggered.

996
00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:28,120
I can't take the drama.
I just..."

997
00:46:28,187 --> 00:46:31,623
"I just have to take ownership
of myself for a while."

998
00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:32,991
- What?
- Yeah.

999
00:46:33,057 --> 00:46:35,026
He's done this before,

1000
00:46:35,094 --> 00:46:38,029
enough times that it's safe
to say he isn't coming back.

1001
00:46:38,097 --> 00:46:40,599
He can't be owned. Heh.

1002
00:46:40,665 --> 00:46:43,268
As much as any of us
might want to own him

1003
00:46:43,335 --> 00:46:47,806
with all of our might,
Tom is the CEO of Tom.

1004
00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:49,341
He always used to say that.

1005
00:46:49,408 --> 00:46:51,543
But I didn't do anything.

1006
00:46:51,610 --> 00:46:53,745
I love him. I mean...

1007
00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:59,884
Sometimes we can love the one,
but he is unable...

1008
00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:04,596
...to contain that love
inside their own self...

1009
00:47:04,663 --> 00:47:07,199
...mm,
because of the wounds.

1010
00:47:07,266 --> 00:47:12,637
Yes, because the wounds
don't leave room.

1011
00:47:12,704 --> 00:47:13,672
Mm-mm.

1012
00:47:13,738 --> 00:47:15,540
You know what?

1013
00:47:15,607 --> 00:47:19,178
I love him
just as much as you did.

1014
00:47:19,244 --> 00:47:21,546
And you know what else?
I'm just gonna say it.

1015
00:47:21,613 --> 00:47:23,682
I'm in love with you,
too, Amber.

1016
00:47:23,748 --> 00:47:25,850
I've always loved you.

1017
00:47:25,917 --> 00:47:27,552
I love both of you.

1018
00:47:27,619 --> 00:47:29,854
I loved what the two of you
were together.

1019
00:47:29,921 --> 00:47:32,091
I loved what... I don't know...

1020
00:47:32,157 --> 00:47:35,026
maybe what the three of us
could have been together

1021
00:47:35,094 --> 00:47:38,430
if... if it was a perfect world,
if we had just had the time,

1022
00:47:38,497 --> 00:47:41,600
if I had just said something
when I had the chance.

1023
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,034
But...

1024
00:47:45,504 --> 00:47:48,773
I don't know. Maybe now...

1025
00:47:51,510 --> 00:47:55,547
Maybe now it could...
it could just be us,

1026
00:47:55,614 --> 00:47:57,616
just you and me.

1027
00:47:57,682 --> 00:47:59,084
What do you say?

1028
00:48:00,785 --> 00:48:02,727
What?

1029
00:48:02,794 --> 00:48:03,728
Eww.

1030
00:48:03,795 --> 00:48:05,464
No! I hate this!

1031
00:48:05,530 --> 00:48:06,898
Oh, my God.

1032
00:48:06,965 --> 00:48:08,767
Yeah. No, I... That's...

1033
00:48:08,833 --> 00:48:11,570
I was just sharing my feelings.

1034
00:48:11,636 --> 00:48:13,305
I hate feelings!

1035
00:48:13,372 --> 00:48:15,140
This is bullshit!

1036
00:48:15,207 --> 00:48:17,242
You are bullshit!

1037
00:48:17,309 --> 00:48:18,610
Amber, wait!

1038
00:48:18,677 --> 00:48:21,313
This is all my fault.
Amber! Wait!

1039
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:23,215
Amber, come back.

1040
00:48:33,192 --> 00:48:35,227
Hey, Benjamin.

1041
00:48:39,664 --> 00:48:41,766
Are you all right, Benjamin?

1042
00:48:44,103 --> 00:48:46,838
I know this is confronting.

1043
00:48:46,905 --> 00:48:49,308
Believe me, I know.

1044
00:48:51,543 --> 00:48:54,479
My father was a military man.

1045
00:48:54,546 --> 00:48:57,582
He was stern and distant.

1046
00:48:57,649 --> 00:49:00,519
He was so distant that he
went to a base in Germany

1047
00:49:00,585 --> 00:49:02,461
when I was 15,
and he never came home.

1048
00:49:04,896 --> 00:49:06,798
Can I get you
a sugar-free lemonade?

1049
00:49:08,233 --> 00:49:09,201
Okay.

1050
00:49:18,777 --> 00:49:20,879
You don't talk much, do you?

1051
00:49:22,847 --> 00:49:24,883
It's all right.
I completely understand.

1052
00:49:32,724 --> 00:49:35,059
By the way,
I'm on your side, Benjamin.

1053
00:49:35,127 --> 00:49:37,662
I'm not gonna say nothing
to nobody. I promise.

1054
00:49:38,797 --> 00:49:40,332
Hey, do you know
I gave your mother

1055
00:49:40,399 --> 00:49:42,000
her first ultrasound with you?

1056
00:49:42,067 --> 00:49:45,137
Heh. I determined your sex.

1057
00:49:45,204 --> 00:49:49,608
I was the first person
to see you into this world.

1058
00:49:49,674 --> 00:49:55,046
So, I mean,
you can trust me, Benjamin.

1059
00:49:55,114 --> 00:49:58,217
Shoot, I got problems
just like everybody else.

1060
00:49:58,283 --> 00:50:00,959
I'm a doctor, and I'm lost.

1061
00:50:02,227 --> 00:50:05,764
A doctor, and I'm so, so lost.

1062
00:50:06,931 --> 00:50:08,433
I'm a liar.

1063
00:50:09,501 --> 00:50:10,935
I'm a liar.

1064
00:50:12,003 --> 00:50:13,037
You know what?

1065
00:50:13,105 --> 00:50:15,039
I'm just gonna be real with you,

1066
00:50:15,107 --> 00:50:17,676
not gonna tiptoe around this.
You deserve to know.

1067
00:50:17,742 --> 00:50:21,813
Sometimes I like to dress...

1068
00:50:28,087 --> 00:50:29,053
Never mind.

1069
00:50:38,230 --> 00:50:39,464
Are you happy, Rick?

1070
00:50:39,531 --> 00:50:42,033
No. You?

1071
00:50:43,135 --> 00:50:45,537
No. No.

1072
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:48,640
You know, my girls,
my two daughters,

1073
00:50:48,707 --> 00:50:51,210
they, uh, ice-skate
at a very competitive level,

1074
00:50:51,276 --> 00:50:52,844
so they're doing that
all the time,

1075
00:50:52,911 --> 00:50:55,046
and their mom is with them,
and they've ghosted me,

1076
00:50:55,114 --> 00:50:56,848
because apparently
I make them nervous.

1077
00:50:56,915 --> 00:50:58,550
Nervous?

1078
00:50:58,617 --> 00:51:00,819
Yeah. I yell at the judges,
'cause their scoring system

1079
00:51:00,885 --> 00:51:02,761
is completely ludicrous
and made up.

1080
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,629
What about your wife?

1081
00:51:06,098 --> 00:51:09,234
She's cheating on me
with their instructor.

1082
00:51:10,635 --> 00:51:12,871
He's a former
Olympic skater champion.

1083
00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:15,707
I don't want to say who it is.

1084
00:51:15,774 --> 00:51:18,510
If you were to watch
the '88 games from Calgary,

1085
00:51:18,577 --> 00:51:20,345
you would be
on the right track.

1086
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,382
She doesn't know that I know,

1087
00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:26,651
but truth is
it's best that she's moved on.

1088
00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:31,823
Well, you know,
Olympian or not,

1089
00:51:31,890 --> 00:51:34,793
that figure skater isn't
half the man that you are.

1090
00:51:36,295 --> 00:51:37,962
You're an alpha male.

1091
00:51:38,029 --> 00:51:40,299
You could kick his ass
if you wanted to.

1092
00:51:40,365 --> 00:51:41,400
I really could.

1093
00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:42,767
I try not to get angry

1094
00:51:42,834 --> 00:51:44,636
unless it's
completely necessary, though.

1095
00:51:44,703 --> 00:51:47,906
Takes an awful lot
to drag out the war cannons.

1096
00:51:47,972 --> 00:51:49,141
I'll bet.

1097
00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:50,142
Whoa.

1098
00:51:50,209 --> 00:51:51,210
Surprising.

1099
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:52,311
I'm not surprised.

1100
00:51:56,148 --> 00:51:57,449
I'm horny.

1101
00:51:57,516 --> 00:51:58,750
Yeah, me, too.

1102
00:52:05,029 --> 00:52:09,968
♪ I walk
right through the door ♪

1103
00:52:10,034 --> 00:52:13,272
♪ I walk
right through the door ♪

1104
00:52:14,973 --> 00:52:16,408
♪ Hey, all right ♪

1105
00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,311
♪ If I get by ♪

1106
00:52:20,912 --> 00:52:23,582
♪ It's mine ♪

1107
00:52:23,648 --> 00:52:25,117
♪ Mine, all mine ♪

1108
00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:26,651
♪ Hey ♪

1109
00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:36,895
♪ Yeah, my girl,
she's one, too ♪

1110
00:52:36,961 --> 00:52:39,098
♪ She'll go
and get her a skirt ♪

1111
00:52:39,164 --> 00:52:41,433
♪ Stick under her shirt ♪

1112
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:44,369
♪ She grabbed a razor for me ♪

1113
00:52:44,436 --> 00:52:48,373
♪ And she did it
just like that ♪

1114
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,309
♪ When she wants something ♪

1115
00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:53,945
♪ And she
don't wanna pay for it ♪

1116
00:52:54,012 --> 00:52:57,549
♪ She walk
right through the door ♪

1117
00:52:58,850 --> 00:53:01,660
♪ Walk right through the door ♪

1118
00:53:06,198 --> 00:53:08,333
I don't wear women's clothing.

1119
00:53:11,303 --> 00:53:13,738
But I sure as hell do this.

1120
00:53:54,913 --> 00:53:57,015
There he is.

1121
00:53:57,082 --> 00:53:58,383
Heh.

1122
00:54:49,941 --> 00:54:53,945
Bred and cultivated
in a sickly soil of dysfunction,

1123
00:54:54,012 --> 00:54:55,414
I do my part.

1124
00:54:57,349 --> 00:54:59,351
And it's
a real shit-show in there,

1125
00:54:59,418 --> 00:55:01,620
but the world is no different.

1126
00:55:01,686 --> 00:55:06,131
We're all subject to winds
and tides and ash and fog.

1127
00:55:08,032 --> 00:55:09,634
And if I've gone
off the deep end,

1128
00:55:09,701 --> 00:55:12,304
it's only because the night
beckons some sort of fire

1129
00:55:12,371 --> 00:55:14,773
illuminating
the burning knowledge of self...

1130
00:55:16,241 --> 00:55:19,778
of existing within a prism
of my own creation.

1131
00:55:22,914 --> 00:55:25,784
It's a poem I wrote just now.

1132
00:55:50,209 --> 00:55:55,447
♪ I sit around and watch
the tube, but nothing's on ♪

1133
00:55:57,082 --> 00:56:02,026
♪ I change the channels
for an hour or two ♪

1134
00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:06,898
♪ Twiddle my thumbs
just for a bit ♪

1135
00:56:06,965 --> 00:56:10,001
♪ I'm sick of all
the same old shit ♪

1136
00:56:10,069 --> 00:56:11,770
- ♪ In the house... ♪
- Amber, it's your father!

1137
00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:13,505
Come out of there!

1138
00:56:13,572 --> 00:56:15,707
Nothing's gonna get settled
with you locked in your room.

1139
00:56:15,774 --> 00:56:17,409
No! you've done enough, okay?

1140
00:56:17,476 --> 00:56:19,010
Can I just have a moment?

1141
00:56:19,078 --> 00:56:20,912
I'm sorry, Amber.
I didn't mean to alarm you.

1142
00:56:20,979 --> 00:56:22,914
I just... I thought
it could be a really good idea

1143
00:56:22,981 --> 00:56:24,416
if we were together.

1144
00:56:24,483 --> 00:56:26,718
Well, you couldn't
have picked a worse time.

1145
00:56:26,785 --> 00:56:28,052
Doesn't matter, Roman.

1146
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,488
She's only gonna
break your heart anyway.

1147
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,556
Shut up, Dad! I heard that!

1148
00:56:31,623 --> 00:56:33,458
I know. I only said it
so you could hear,

1149
00:56:33,525 --> 00:56:35,360
'cause I know what you're
going through, honey!

1150
00:56:35,427 --> 00:56:37,028
Come out of there, please!

1151
00:56:37,096 --> 00:56:39,731
Wait. I get it now.

1152
00:56:39,798 --> 00:56:42,467
I need to do what Tom never did.

1153
00:56:42,534 --> 00:56:43,968
I'm gonna cut myself

1154
00:56:44,035 --> 00:56:46,805
to prove to you
that this is the real deal!

1155
00:56:47,972 --> 00:56:49,108
Hey, wait! That's my bedroom!

1156
00:56:49,174 --> 00:56:50,542
You can't go in there!

1157
00:56:50,609 --> 00:56:51,676
Excuse me.

1158
00:56:52,944 --> 00:56:54,546
Ronny, stop!

1159
00:56:56,548 --> 00:56:57,482
Jesus!

1160
00:56:58,550 --> 00:57:00,085
- Hey there.
- Oh, hey, man.

1161
00:57:05,397 --> 00:57:06,598
We won't talk...

1162
00:57:06,665 --> 00:57:08,433
...without an attorney.

1163
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:11,670
Okay. Everybody
in the living room right now.

1164
00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:14,773
- No!
- What?

1165
00:57:14,839 --> 00:57:16,808
You heard her. She said, "No."

1166
00:57:16,875 --> 00:57:19,344
I know what she said, Rick,
you pernicious skirt chaser.

1167
00:57:19,411 --> 00:57:21,146
For God sakes,
you have a wife and kids!

1168
00:57:21,213 --> 00:57:22,414
Who hate me.

1169
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:23,948
Just like you hate me, Amber.

1170
00:57:24,015 --> 00:57:25,150
I don't hate you, Ronny.

1171
00:57:25,217 --> 00:57:26,751
I just don't
want to be with you.

1172
00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:29,188
Yep, yes.
You said that. I hear you.

1173
00:57:29,254 --> 00:57:31,290
You're entitled to that,
and I accept it.

1174
00:57:31,356 --> 00:57:34,659
Wow, that is
a lot of porno, Mr. Thompson.

1175
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,162
It's not mine.

1176
00:57:37,229 --> 00:57:38,863
- It was my wife's.
- That's disgusting.

1177
00:57:38,930 --> 00:57:41,032
No, that's true.
He told me that a long time ago.

1178
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,033
Your mom loved porno.

1179
00:57:46,205 --> 00:57:47,372
What?

1180
00:57:49,241 --> 00:57:52,444
Where are you going?
You're stealing from me?

1181
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:54,279
I mean, haven't you
already done enough?

1182
00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:56,281
I mean, you twisted
the shit out of my arm.

1183
00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:57,282
I should press charges.

1184
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:58,317
Please don't.

1185
00:57:58,383 --> 00:57:59,818
We just want another house.

1186
00:57:59,884 --> 00:58:01,826
Well, petty thievery
is not the way to get one.

1187
00:58:01,893 --> 00:58:03,995
We promise
not to do it again to you.

1188
00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:05,830
You shouldn't do it to anyone.

1189
00:58:05,897 --> 00:58:07,866
Now, you're just
being unreasonable.

1190
00:58:07,932 --> 00:58:11,736
My God, why is this happening?

1191
00:58:11,803 --> 00:58:14,206
You're all hurting me so much!

1192
00:58:14,273 --> 00:58:15,740
Shut up already, Ed.

1193
00:58:15,807 --> 00:58:18,009
You're so self-centered.

1194
00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:19,878
You think everyone else's
problems are about you.

1195
00:58:19,944 --> 00:58:21,246
Well, they're not.

1196
00:58:21,313 --> 00:58:23,482
This night was supposed
to be about Benjamin.

1197
00:58:23,548 --> 00:58:24,649
Benjamin.

1198
00:58:25,984 --> 00:58:27,419
Where's Benjamin?

1199
00:58:31,623 --> 00:58:32,891
Benjamin!

1200
00:58:32,957 --> 00:58:34,559
He's in some kind
of drug coma.

1201
00:58:34,626 --> 00:58:36,027
I'm gonna call 911.

1202
00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:37,596
- Oh, my God.
- Out of my way, please.

1203
00:58:37,662 --> 00:58:38,663
Excuse me.

1204
00:58:53,478 --> 00:58:54,746
He's dead.

1205
00:58:58,283 --> 00:59:02,694
Benjamin? If you can hear us,
try and wiggle your toes.

1206
00:59:04,329 --> 00:59:06,398
Why did you say he was dead?

1207
00:59:06,465 --> 00:59:08,867
I... I don't... I meant
to say he was knocked out.

1208
00:59:08,933 --> 00:59:10,735
I don't know.
I mixed up my words.

1209
00:59:10,802 --> 00:59:12,571
I'm usually way more thorough
in my examinations.

1210
00:59:12,637 --> 00:59:13,705
It's just that today,

1211
00:59:13,772 --> 00:59:15,640
the pressure
has been unbearable.

1212
00:59:15,707 --> 00:59:16,841
- Your arms.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1213
00:59:16,908 --> 00:59:18,277
Take it easy.
Take it easy, Benjamin.

1214
00:59:18,343 --> 00:59:19,344
I'm sorry. Who are you?

1215
00:59:19,411 --> 00:59:20,745
Oh, I'm a doctor, Dr. Ed.

1216
00:59:20,812 --> 00:59:22,647
He is... He is a doctor.

1217
00:59:24,649 --> 00:59:27,619
Oh, I do this sometimes.

1218
00:59:27,686 --> 00:59:29,454
Okay. Uh, Benjamin,

1219
00:59:29,521 --> 00:59:32,291
uh, against my better judgment,
I'm gonna leave you here,

1220
00:59:32,357 --> 00:59:34,759
but if you feel lightheaded
or dizzy at any time,

1221
00:59:34,826 --> 00:59:36,961
be sure to, uh,
tell the good doctor

1222
00:59:37,028 --> 00:59:38,763
or any of your relatives,
and they'll take you

1223
00:59:38,830 --> 00:59:41,400
to the hospital
immediately, okay?

1224
00:59:41,466 --> 00:59:42,734
All right, up you go.

1225
00:59:42,801 --> 00:59:43,835
Upsy-daisy!

1226
00:59:43,902 --> 00:59:45,404
Up you go.

1227
00:59:45,470 --> 00:59:46,805
Thank you so much.

1228
00:59:46,871 --> 00:59:48,640
Okay.

1229
01:00:14,806 --> 01:00:17,542
I'm glad you're okay, Benjamin.

1230
01:00:17,609 --> 01:00:19,878
I'm most certainly glad,

1231
01:00:19,944 --> 01:00:21,413
but make no mistake.

1232
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,416
These matters
are very, very serious.

1233
01:00:24,483 --> 01:00:26,551
You've been doing drugs
in our home.

1234
01:00:26,618 --> 01:00:30,822
I thought it was crystal meth,
but how wrong I was.

1235
01:00:30,889 --> 01:00:32,657
It's worse.

1236
01:00:32,724 --> 01:00:34,493
It's marijuana.

1237
01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:36,561
Marijuana,

1238
01:00:36,628 --> 01:00:39,964
the most condemned street drug
Mexico has to offer.

1239
01:00:40,031 --> 01:00:42,401
This is worse than any of us
could have imagined,

1240
01:00:42,467 --> 01:00:44,403
but I know you need my help now.

1241
01:00:44,469 --> 01:00:45,770
Just smoke
a little weed, right?

1242
01:00:45,837 --> 01:00:47,239
What was that?

1243
01:00:47,306 --> 01:00:49,741
I said he's just
smoking a little weed.

1244
01:00:49,808 --> 01:00:52,244
Just a little weed?

1245
01:00:52,311 --> 01:00:53,778
Just a little weed?

1246
01:00:53,845 --> 01:00:55,614
That's like saying
"The Old Man and the Sea"

1247
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,282
is just a little novel

1248
01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:59,017
or that possession of narcotics

1249
01:00:59,084 --> 01:01:00,985
will get you
just a little prison time.

1250
01:01:01,052 --> 01:01:02,294
No biggie, right?

1251
01:01:02,361 --> 01:01:05,164
Do you know that weed
is a gateway drug?

1252
01:01:05,230 --> 01:01:07,432
It leads to this and to this.

1253
01:01:07,499 --> 01:01:09,134
I don't know, Ed.

1254
01:01:09,201 --> 01:01:11,370
I smoke a little medicinal
marijuana from time to time.

1255
01:01:11,436 --> 01:01:12,371
I've never done anything else.

1256
01:01:12,437 --> 01:01:14,005
Oh, man, I like nothing more

1257
01:01:14,073 --> 01:01:15,474
than getting hella stoned

1258
01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:17,876
and grubbing
on some frozen yogurt.

1259
01:01:17,942 --> 01:01:20,044
Tom and I used to...

1260
01:01:20,112 --> 01:01:23,382
Well, we used to do that
a lot is all.

1261
01:01:23,448 --> 01:01:25,850
I like smoking weed
when I'm by myself,

1262
01:01:25,917 --> 01:01:28,987
'cause then it's like
I'm smoking with someone,

1263
01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:31,690
but the someone is still me.

1264
01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:33,658
I used to partake
before I knew you.

1265
01:01:33,725 --> 01:01:35,327
Really?

1266
01:01:35,394 --> 01:01:37,162
Who are you people?!

1267
01:01:37,229 --> 01:01:39,731
I feel like I'm
in the Twilight Zone.

1268
01:01:39,798 --> 01:01:42,301
Wait a minute. You brought us
all together here,

1269
01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:44,869
because you said
you smelled crystal meth,

1270
01:01:44,936 --> 01:01:47,172
which smells
a lot different than marijuana.

1271
01:01:47,239 --> 01:01:49,374
I mean,
even you should know that.

1272
01:01:49,441 --> 01:01:51,076
It was meth, right?
That's what you smelled?

1273
01:01:52,944 --> 01:01:54,579
Eh, take a deep breath, Ed.

1274
01:01:54,646 --> 01:01:56,681
It's a little hard
to take a deep breath, Ed,

1275
01:01:56,748 --> 01:01:58,383
when everyone you know,
your friends and family,

1276
01:01:58,450 --> 01:01:59,984
are dissolving
right in front of you.

1277
01:02:00,051 --> 01:02:01,693
Ooh, I think you're having
another panic attack.

1278
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,462
You let go
of that vase, Ronny.

1279
01:02:03,528 --> 01:02:04,696
This is an ancient
family heirloom,

1280
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:06,098
irreplaceable in value.

1281
01:02:06,165 --> 01:02:07,999
- You said my name.
- So what?

1282
01:02:08,067 --> 01:02:11,603
Dad, weren't you
just having a panic attack?

1283
01:02:11,670 --> 01:02:13,338
- Huh?
- Yeah, just a moment ago.

1284
01:02:13,405 --> 01:02:14,906
So what's happening now?

1285
01:02:14,973 --> 01:02:16,575
I don't know.

1286
01:02:16,641 --> 01:02:18,577
I believe
something here is awry.

1287
01:02:18,643 --> 01:02:20,212
Awry? Awry?

1288
01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:21,680
What do you mean, Ed?

1289
01:02:21,746 --> 01:02:24,716
People don't just
snap out of panic attacks.

1290
01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:26,785
- Maybe he's faking it.
- Faking it?

1291
01:02:26,851 --> 01:02:28,287
Yeah, are you faking it?

1292
01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:30,722
No, I'm not faking it!

1293
01:02:30,789 --> 01:02:33,425
- I have diabetes!
- What?

1294
01:02:33,492 --> 01:02:35,660
Since when
do you have diabetes?

1295
01:02:35,727 --> 01:02:38,397
I don't.
Now you know what it feels like

1296
01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:40,465
to be deceived by people
that you thought you knew.

1297
01:02:40,532 --> 01:02:41,900
I have diabetes, Ed.

1298
01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:43,935
You know that.
That's not a laughing matter.

1299
01:02:44,002 --> 01:02:45,737
- Ooh, wow.
- Really insensitive, Dad.

1300
01:02:45,804 --> 01:02:47,139
- What's wrong with you?
- No, not cool.

1301
01:02:47,206 --> 01:02:49,241
Okay. Very funny, potheads!

1302
01:02:49,308 --> 01:02:50,875
Really, really mature!

1303
01:02:50,942 --> 01:02:52,577
You know what?!
You're all crazy!

1304
01:02:52,644 --> 01:02:54,045
You know that? You're crazy!

1305
01:02:57,149 --> 01:02:59,451
Someone say the "C" word?

1306
01:02:59,518 --> 01:03:04,229
I got a Facebook message
my son is on hard drugs.

1307
01:03:06,465 --> 01:03:10,135
Ulf here was playing
a minor-league hockey game

1308
01:03:10,202 --> 01:03:11,603
up in Bakersfield,

1309
01:03:11,670 --> 01:03:13,638
and we were halfway
home on the Grapevine

1310
01:03:13,705 --> 01:03:15,507
at the TGI Fridays
when I got the message,

1311
01:03:15,574 --> 01:03:20,745
and as soon as I did, I said
to Ulf and the rest of the team,

1312
01:03:20,812 --> 01:03:24,116
I had to change trails,

1313
01:03:24,183 --> 01:03:27,519
'cause the universe
is telling me

1314
01:03:27,586 --> 01:03:30,622
that I gotta come home
and see my family.

1315
01:03:30,689 --> 01:03:32,657
Hello, relative.

1316
01:03:37,762 --> 01:03:39,831
- Oh, my God.
- Dad?

1317
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,041
Hi, Benjamin.

1318
01:03:50,109 --> 01:03:51,943
Bitch! Rat! Misanthrope!

1319
01:03:52,010 --> 01:03:54,379
You left us, Marley.

1320
01:03:55,947 --> 01:03:59,151
I know. I did,
and I... I understand

1321
01:03:59,218 --> 01:04:01,526
that you're all going to feel
this way towards me,

1322
01:04:01,593 --> 01:04:03,628
but I came back anyway.

1323
01:04:03,695 --> 01:04:06,131
You don't understand anything,
you wretched biker.

1324
01:04:06,198 --> 01:04:07,532
What are you wearing?

1325
01:04:09,568 --> 01:04:12,237
Two months ago,
I was walking silently

1326
01:04:12,304 --> 01:04:14,373
on Mount Baldy with a monk.

1327
01:04:14,439 --> 01:04:16,508
I'd been there for weeks.

1328
01:04:16,575 --> 01:04:19,244
We hadn't exchanged one word,

1329
01:04:19,311 --> 01:04:22,013
only utter quietude.

1330
01:04:22,081 --> 01:04:24,516
Was he an Asian man?

1331
01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:30,222
Now, I was imagining
the Dalai Lama or Ben Kingsley.

1332
01:04:30,289 --> 01:04:32,424
That's exactly
what he looked like.

1333
01:04:34,093 --> 01:04:35,860
And we were standing there,

1334
01:04:35,927 --> 01:04:38,497
gazing out
on the Earth below us,

1335
01:04:38,563 --> 01:04:41,200
and finally he spoke,
and you know what he said?

1336
01:04:41,266 --> 01:04:42,601
Would you just get on with it?

1337
01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:44,736
"None of this exists,

1338
01:04:44,803 --> 01:04:46,871
none of it."

1339
01:04:46,938 --> 01:04:50,742
Everything we experience
is just our senses

1340
01:04:50,809 --> 01:04:55,380
playing little tricks
on our true selves.

1341
01:04:55,447 --> 01:04:56,748
It's all an illusion.

1342
01:04:56,815 --> 01:04:59,384
No one in this room is real, Ed,

1343
01:04:59,451 --> 01:05:01,860
and change is evidence of that.

1344
01:05:03,462 --> 01:05:06,231
Anyway, I nailed the guru, Ed.

1345
01:05:06,298 --> 01:05:08,467
Why would you include
that detail?

1346
01:05:08,533 --> 01:05:09,734
Yeah, I'd do you, too.

1347
01:05:09,801 --> 01:05:11,070
You would?

1348
01:05:12,504 --> 01:05:15,640
You're... You're a fraud.

1349
01:05:15,707 --> 01:05:17,109
Just get out!

1350
01:05:17,176 --> 01:05:18,877
Okay.

1351
01:05:18,943 --> 01:05:20,645
I'll leave...

1352
01:05:21,946 --> 01:05:23,815
but I just want to say
one more thing.

1353
01:05:23,882 --> 01:05:25,817
No, I can't.
I can't listen to anything else.

1354
01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:27,619
- I feel sick.
- Tough!

1355
01:05:27,686 --> 01:05:32,091
After the purgatory and
neglect you put me through...

1356
01:05:34,359 --> 01:05:38,163
You were the only man
I ever made love to, Ed.

1357
01:05:38,230 --> 01:05:41,233
You just said
you nailed the guru.

1358
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:42,634
Yeah.

1359
01:05:42,701 --> 01:05:45,337
Lot of men have had my body,

1360
01:05:45,404 --> 01:05:46,905
but not my heart,

1361
01:05:46,971 --> 01:05:50,409
not my passion, not my soul.

1362
01:05:54,179 --> 01:05:56,381
We used to be so sexual.

1363
01:05:58,217 --> 01:06:01,025
What happened to us
those last few years?

1364
01:06:02,294 --> 01:06:04,796
I think we succumbed to...

1365
01:06:04,863 --> 01:06:10,769
to the... this illusion
I was talking about, you know?

1366
01:06:10,835 --> 01:06:15,540
I mean, we resisted change,
and we bought into the lie.

1367
01:06:15,607 --> 01:06:18,510
You forgot I was here.

1368
01:06:18,577 --> 01:06:22,481
A lot of times, we would sit
for hours in the same room,

1369
01:06:22,547 --> 01:06:26,151
and you'd call out for me
like I was in another room.

1370
01:06:26,218 --> 01:06:30,054
You would call me like I was
in another room, and I was here.

1371
01:06:30,122 --> 01:06:31,490
I was there, Ed.

1372
01:06:31,556 --> 01:06:32,991
I was there for 21 years.

1373
01:06:33,057 --> 01:06:34,493
I was here.

1374
01:06:34,559 --> 01:06:36,060
For the record,

1375
01:06:36,128 --> 01:06:40,299
this would be threatening to me,
but I've moved on.

1376
01:06:40,365 --> 01:06:42,033
Me, too.

1377
01:06:42,101 --> 01:06:44,203
I didn't have to come back,

1378
01:06:44,269 --> 01:06:47,506
but I... I wanted you
to forgive me, Ed,

1379
01:06:47,572 --> 01:06:49,408
and I want to forgive you,

1380
01:06:49,474 --> 01:06:51,843
and I want the kids to, too.

1381
01:06:51,910 --> 01:06:53,845
Everything we have
will always exist,

1382
01:06:53,912 --> 01:06:55,614
including the failures,

1383
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,916
but I want you
to let go of the anger, not...

1384
01:06:57,982 --> 01:07:00,585
not for me, for you.

1385
01:07:00,652 --> 01:07:02,627
Let's embrace change.

1386
01:07:04,329 --> 01:07:07,766
Ed, dear, sweet, man.

1387
01:07:10,435 --> 01:07:13,238
I got in an altercation
with Mitch today.

1388
01:07:13,305 --> 01:07:14,373
Really?

1389
01:07:14,439 --> 01:07:16,241
- Who... Who won?
- He did.

1390
01:07:16,308 --> 01:07:18,877
Got in a few good moves,
though, Ed.

1391
01:07:18,943 --> 01:07:21,846
That's true, bro. If it wasn't
for that arm-bar move of his,

1392
01:07:21,913 --> 01:07:23,282
you would have kicked his ass.

1393
01:07:23,348 --> 01:07:25,917
And then he smashed
a statue of David. It was...

1394
01:07:25,984 --> 01:07:27,752
I don't know. It was
really dramatic and cool.

1395
01:07:27,819 --> 01:07:29,354
Hey, Marley, it's me, Dr. Ed.

1396
01:07:29,421 --> 01:07:30,555
- Dr. Ed.
- Yeah.

1397
01:07:30,622 --> 01:07:32,056
It's so great
to see you again.

1398
01:07:32,124 --> 01:07:34,093
- Good to see you.
- Oh, I forgot.

1399
01:07:34,159 --> 01:07:37,996
This is Ulf. Ulf is
kind of my boyfriend these days,

1400
01:07:38,062 --> 01:07:41,866
but I have a feeling
after what just transpired,

1401
01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:44,869
we'll probably
say our goodbyes tonight.

1402
01:07:46,138 --> 01:07:49,741
Hi. I'm Ulf, boyfriend.

1403
01:07:51,176 --> 01:07:52,377
You know what?

1404
01:07:52,444 --> 01:07:54,713
This is... This is all
happening too fast.

1405
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:56,115
I... I can't deal
with this right now.

1406
01:07:56,181 --> 01:07:57,249
I need a smoke.

1407
01:07:57,316 --> 01:08:00,085
Since when
did he start smoking?

1408
01:08:00,152 --> 01:08:01,726
I don't know.
I don't think anybody knows.

1409
01:08:01,793 --> 01:08:03,495
It could even be tonight.

1410
01:08:03,562 --> 01:08:04,929
You wearing makeup?

1411
01:08:04,996 --> 01:08:06,098
Is it that noticeable?

1412
01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:08,433
Oh, it kicks ass,
is what it does.

1413
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,934
- Come on.
- All right.

1414
01:08:10,001 --> 01:08:11,770
I could use a fiver, too.
You coming, babe?

1415
01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:12,771
Yeah.

1416
01:08:22,514 --> 01:08:25,450
Is this seat taken, milady?

1417
01:08:32,824 --> 01:08:34,659
You can't blame her forever,
you know?

1418
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:40,299
I don't blame anyone,
except maybe Tom,

1419
01:08:40,365 --> 01:08:43,535
but you've gotta
move on with life.

1420
01:08:43,602 --> 01:08:46,037
Yes, you do.

1421
01:08:48,607 --> 01:08:51,276
She used to write me
these letters...

1422
01:08:52,877 --> 01:08:55,214
really, really long,

1423
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:58,317
with, like,
way too much description.

1424
01:09:00,051 --> 01:09:03,962
And I would not write back,
because I'd be angry, but...

1425
01:09:05,697 --> 01:09:08,400
now I realize
that she was just trying

1426
01:09:08,467 --> 01:09:12,237
to have fun with her life
before it was too late.

1427
01:09:13,472 --> 01:09:17,409
And so me with my relationship,

1428
01:09:17,476 --> 01:09:18,710
I mean, that's what it was.

1429
01:09:18,777 --> 01:09:21,580
It was just fun. It's...

1430
01:09:21,646 --> 01:09:22,814
I don't know,

1431
01:09:22,881 --> 01:09:28,320
like a spell
for a moment in my life.

1432
01:09:30,122 --> 01:09:32,657
That was very insightful.

1433
01:09:34,459 --> 01:09:36,195
Now that I've had
a few minutes to reflect,

1434
01:09:36,261 --> 01:09:38,363
I think it was lust, not love.

1435
01:09:38,430 --> 01:09:43,568
Well, I myself spent a very
lusty and passionate summer

1436
01:09:43,635 --> 01:09:45,504
in Vienna
when I was young intern.

1437
01:09:45,570 --> 01:09:48,207
Of course, still unaware
of the twists and turns

1438
01:09:48,273 --> 01:09:50,109
this fragile
and heart-wrenching life...

1439
01:09:50,175 --> 01:09:52,644
Not that this conversation
has become totally banal,

1440
01:09:52,711 --> 01:09:55,180
but I have to take a piss.

1441
01:09:55,247 --> 01:09:58,383
Oh.

1442
01:09:58,450 --> 01:09:59,718
TMI.

1443
01:10:01,153 --> 01:10:03,862
Listen. I wanna see
more of the girls, okay?

1444
01:10:03,928 --> 01:10:06,465
I don't want to have to hide in
the shadow at their tournaments.

1445
01:10:08,233 --> 01:10:10,369
You did not know
about the mascot outfit.

1446
01:10:10,435 --> 01:10:12,137
Somebody told you about that.

1447
01:10:14,139 --> 01:10:16,375
I know about him.

1448
01:10:16,441 --> 01:10:19,578
Mr. '88 Games, yeah.

1449
01:10:19,644 --> 01:10:23,014
We competed against each other
when we were kids.

1450
01:10:23,082 --> 01:10:24,383
Doesn't matter now.

1451
01:10:25,450 --> 01:10:27,652
Listen. I gotta go.

1452
01:10:27,719 --> 01:10:31,223
I want the Ping-Pong table,
not a debate.

1453
01:10:33,392 --> 01:10:35,026
Yep.

1454
01:10:35,094 --> 01:10:36,895
Okay, then.

1455
01:10:36,961 --> 01:10:38,730
So long.

1456
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,068
Well, how did it go?

1457
01:10:43,135 --> 01:10:46,171
Sometimes you gotta put
your foot down on these things.

1458
01:10:46,238 --> 01:10:47,606
You really are all man.

1459
01:10:47,672 --> 01:10:48,773
I can't help it.

1460
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:49,774
<i>Yo quiero.</i>

1461
01:10:49,841 --> 01:10:51,276
What?

1462
01:10:51,343 --> 01:10:54,113
It's "I want you" in Spanish.

1463
01:10:54,179 --> 01:10:56,581
That's what the dog is saying
in the commercial, "I want you"?

1464
01:10:56,648 --> 01:10:58,117
- Yeah.
- He says that to a taco?

1465
01:10:58,183 --> 01:10:59,384
Yeah. "I want you, tacos."

1466
01:10:59,451 --> 01:11:00,719
I want your taco.

1467
01:11:02,494 --> 01:11:07,932
♪ All the sand
has blown away ♪

1468
01:11:09,168 --> 01:11:13,905
♪ All I wanted was a change ♪

1469
01:11:16,475 --> 01:11:18,710
♪ I can't let go ♪

1470
01:11:20,312 --> 01:11:23,248
♪ I can't pretend ♪

1471
01:11:24,816 --> 01:11:29,254
♪ All I wanted was a change ♪

1472
01:11:31,656 --> 01:11:33,992
♪ I left the back door open... ♪

1473
01:11:37,129 --> 01:11:38,297
Hey.

1474
01:11:39,364 --> 01:11:41,433
Hey.

1475
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:42,801
Where you going?

1476
01:11:42,867 --> 01:11:46,971
Uh, home, I guess.

1477
01:11:47,038 --> 01:11:48,973
Just like that?

1478
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:50,775
Yeah.

1479
01:11:50,842 --> 01:11:53,745
Yeah, no, I get it now, Amber.

1480
01:11:53,812 --> 01:11:56,281
I know I come on
a little strong.

1481
01:11:56,348 --> 01:11:59,751
I, uh, feel like the best thing
I can do right now

1482
01:11:59,818 --> 01:12:01,126
is give you a little space.

1483
01:12:03,128 --> 01:12:05,164
I wasn't a part
of your relationship,

1484
01:12:05,230 --> 01:12:07,932
and I'm not
a part of your family,

1485
01:12:07,999 --> 01:12:09,834
and I never will be.

1486
01:12:09,901 --> 01:12:11,670
Ronny, it's not like that.

1487
01:12:11,736 --> 01:12:13,838
No, it is. It is.

1488
01:12:13,905 --> 01:12:16,475
It's okay. You've been a...
You've been a saint

1489
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:20,679
for letting me tag along
as long as you have.

1490
01:12:20,745 --> 01:12:24,383
But, hey, we had a good ride,
didn't we?

1491
01:12:24,449 --> 01:12:26,218
Yeah, we did.

1492
01:12:26,285 --> 01:12:28,820
It's like that biker chick
was saying a little bit ago...

1493
01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:31,190
Oh, your mom, I guess.

1494
01:12:31,256 --> 01:12:33,625
Sometimes things change.

1495
01:12:33,692 --> 01:12:35,560
That's okay, too.

1496
01:12:40,232 --> 01:12:42,401
Well, I, uh...

1497
01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:45,470
I guess this is goodbye.

1498
01:12:47,139 --> 01:12:48,840
Yeah, I guess.

1499
01:12:50,475 --> 01:12:51,710
Bye, Ronny.

1500
01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:56,014
Goodbye.

1501
01:13:06,631 --> 01:13:09,334
So is it
just a little weed, Benjamin?

1502
01:13:09,401 --> 01:13:13,138
Because if it's
just a little weed, I mean,

1503
01:13:13,205 --> 01:13:15,107
you should defend yourself.

1504
01:13:15,174 --> 01:13:16,208
You know what I'm saying?

1505
01:13:34,826 --> 01:13:35,960
Whoa.

1506
01:13:37,262 --> 01:13:39,464
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

1507
01:13:40,932 --> 01:13:42,601
What's going on?

1508
01:13:43,835 --> 01:13:44,769
What was that?

1509
01:13:44,836 --> 01:13:46,004
Cries of ecstasy.

1510
01:13:46,071 --> 01:13:48,140
Sex, if I had
to venture a guess.

1511
01:13:48,207 --> 01:13:50,809
- Oh, God! Oh, God!
- Yes! Oh, no!

1512
01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:51,810
Oh, Ed!

1513
01:13:51,876 --> 01:13:53,312
- What?!
- Sorry!

1514
01:13:53,378 --> 01:13:55,414
Ed, what is wrong with you?

1515
01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:56,448
You don't look so good.

1516
01:13:56,515 --> 01:13:57,649
Oh, me?

1517
01:13:57,716 --> 01:13:59,218
Oh, I'm fine.

1518
01:13:59,284 --> 01:14:00,785
I'm just peachy.

1519
01:14:00,852 --> 01:14:02,260
- Oh, yeah!
- Right there!

1520
01:14:02,327 --> 01:14:03,461
Where's Benjamin?

1521
01:14:05,797 --> 01:14:07,099
Oh, no.

1522
01:14:28,019 --> 01:14:29,587
Listen! He's not in here!

1523
01:14:29,654 --> 01:14:31,523
You can't take him!
You can't take my boy!

1524
01:14:31,589 --> 01:14:33,491
- What's the password?
- I don't need a password!

1525
01:14:33,558 --> 01:14:35,627
- I'm his father!
- And I'm his mother!

1526
01:14:35,693 --> 01:14:37,762
What? What?!

1527
01:14:39,731 --> 01:14:41,366
Benjamin!

1528
01:14:41,433 --> 01:14:43,535
Benjamin, come out! I'm here!

1529
01:14:43,602 --> 01:14:45,637
- What the hell's going on?
- Benjamin is missing.

1530
01:14:45,704 --> 01:14:47,139
- Benjamin's missing.
- What, Dad?

1531
01:14:47,206 --> 01:14:48,840
- Benjamin!
- Benjamin's missing!

1532
01:14:48,907 --> 01:14:51,143
- Benjamin's missing!
- Benjamin's missing!

1533
01:14:51,210 --> 01:14:54,213
- Benjamin's missing!
- Benjamin's missing!

1534
01:14:54,279 --> 01:14:56,448
- Benjamin's missing!
- He's not in his room.

1535
01:14:56,515 --> 01:14:58,883
Oh, my God.
I can't feel my feet.

1536
01:14:58,950 --> 01:14:59,984
What did you do?

1537
01:15:00,051 --> 01:15:01,960
So sorry. So sorry.

1538
01:15:02,026 --> 01:15:03,195
Everybody can hear you
downstairs.

1539
01:15:03,262 --> 01:15:05,164
Benjamin is missing, okay?

1540
01:15:05,230 --> 01:15:07,832
Benjamin's... This is nice.
What is this?

1541
01:15:07,899 --> 01:15:09,801
This is like
one of those Caspers, huh?

1542
01:15:09,868 --> 01:15:10,802
Benjamin's missing.

1543
01:15:10,869 --> 01:15:12,204
Okay. All right.

1544
01:15:12,271 --> 01:15:13,638
Don't kill the messenger.

1545
01:15:14,906 --> 01:15:16,541
- I'll get you a robe.
- Yeah, yeah.

1546
01:15:16,608 --> 01:15:18,577
Benjamin!

1547
01:15:18,643 --> 01:15:20,145
Benjamin!

1548
01:15:20,212 --> 01:15:21,980
- Benjamin!
- Oh, my God!

1549
01:15:22,046 --> 01:15:23,248
- Benjamin!
- Oh, my God!

1550
01:15:23,315 --> 01:15:24,383
Benjamin!
They're in the house!

1551
01:15:24,449 --> 01:15:25,917
- Ed!
- Dad?

1552
01:15:25,984 --> 01:15:27,552
- Ed, the terrace.
- Benjamin!

1553
01:15:27,619 --> 01:15:29,188
- Try the terrace.
- Terrace!

1554
01:15:29,254 --> 01:15:30,555
Everybody, up to the terrace!

1555
01:15:30,622 --> 01:15:32,023
The terrace?

1556
01:15:36,661 --> 01:15:37,662
Benjamin!

1557
01:15:39,164 --> 01:15:41,200
Oh, my God.
Jeanette, what's the password?

1558
01:15:41,266 --> 01:15:42,734
- What?
- What's the password, Jeanette?

1559
01:15:42,801 --> 01:15:43,735
Pomegranate.

1560
01:15:49,007 --> 01:15:50,209
- Well...
- Well...

1561
01:15:50,275 --> 01:15:52,211
our work here is done.

1562
01:15:54,179 --> 01:15:55,347
Excuse us.

1563
01:15:58,550 --> 01:15:59,818
Honey.

1564
01:15:59,884 --> 01:16:02,094
Benjamin...

1565
01:16:02,161 --> 01:16:03,362
I'm so sorry.

1566
01:16:03,428 --> 01:16:06,265
You're not going
to wilderness rehab.

1567
01:16:06,331 --> 01:16:08,233
I'm really, really sorry.

1568
01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:11,236
I never meant
for it to go this far.

1569
01:16:11,303 --> 01:16:14,539
It's all just like
a bad dream to me now.

1570
01:16:14,606 --> 01:16:17,542
What felt like a dream, Ed?

1571
01:16:21,446 --> 01:16:23,615
Do you want me to tell them
the truth, Benjamin?

1572
01:16:23,682 --> 01:16:24,949
Is that what you want?

1573
01:16:25,016 --> 01:16:27,386
- Wait. What truth?
- Yeah, Dad, what truth?

1574
01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:30,155
My good son Benjamin here
isn't the one with the problem.

1575
01:16:30,222 --> 01:16:32,157
I mean, you know,
he just smokes a little weed.

1576
01:16:32,224 --> 01:16:33,792
I mean,
what's a little weed, right?

1577
01:16:33,858 --> 01:16:35,294
- That's what I said.
- What we've been saying.

1578
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,661
- Yeah.
- Each of us

1579
01:16:36,728 --> 01:16:38,430
- said that separately.
- Yeah.

1580
01:16:38,497 --> 01:16:39,798
The truth is...

1581
01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:43,802
when I said
I smelled crystal meth

1582
01:16:43,868 --> 01:16:46,271
coming out of one
of the bedrooms in the house,

1583
01:16:46,338 --> 01:16:49,007
it wasn't Benjamin's room.

1584
01:16:49,074 --> 01:16:51,009
- It was mine.
- What?

1585
01:16:52,544 --> 01:16:54,513
I've been on meth
for, like, four weeks now.

1586
01:16:54,579 --> 01:16:56,281
Jeanette would come in
every morning

1587
01:16:56,348 --> 01:16:59,484
and ask me why I'm sharpening,
like, 300 pencils a day,

1588
01:16:59,551 --> 01:17:03,562
and I just made up some lie
in my... my stupor,

1589
01:17:03,628 --> 01:17:05,397
in my meth-addled stupor.

1590
01:17:05,464 --> 01:17:06,831
I blamed the one person

1591
01:17:06,898 --> 01:17:09,368
that never did anything wrong
to me, anything,

1592
01:17:09,434 --> 01:17:10,769
Benjamin.

1593
01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:13,838
I've been teetering on that edge

1594
01:17:13,905 --> 01:17:16,975
just like you
for a very long time,

1595
01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:19,678
and you've been nothing
but the best son.

1596
01:17:22,081 --> 01:17:23,315
- Dad, I...
- Please.

1597
01:17:23,382 --> 01:17:25,016
Please don't hurt yourself.

1598
01:17:25,084 --> 01:17:28,052
All I want is to be
with you and your sister

1599
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:30,054
and your dad, our family.

1600
01:17:30,122 --> 01:17:31,490
Please.

1601
01:17:31,556 --> 01:17:32,491
Is that true?

1602
01:17:32,557 --> 01:17:34,526
Yes.

1603
01:17:34,593 --> 01:17:36,728
- Mom, I-I'm...
- Benjamin,

1604
01:17:36,795 --> 01:17:38,597
life's worth holding on to.

1605
01:17:38,663 --> 01:17:41,866
I mean, I never would have
been able to embrace who I am

1606
01:17:41,933 --> 01:17:45,104
in front of people
had I not lived.

1607
01:17:45,170 --> 01:17:47,306
He's right.

1608
01:17:47,372 --> 01:17:49,508
You'll know
when you fall in love

1609
01:17:49,574 --> 01:17:51,143
and out of love,

1610
01:17:51,210 --> 01:17:54,813
and then you realize
you had a best friend all along.

1611
01:17:55,947 --> 01:17:58,083
You talking about me?

1612
01:17:58,150 --> 01:17:59,151
Yeah.

1613
01:17:59,218 --> 01:18:00,152
You mean it?

1614
01:18:00,219 --> 01:18:02,094
Yeah, sure.

1615
01:18:02,161 --> 01:18:05,230
And who knows?
You know, maybe more.

1616
01:18:08,167 --> 01:18:09,701
It's true.

1617
01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:12,104
I thought it was over
for me, too, really,

1618
01:18:12,171 --> 01:18:14,206
and then I found this angel.

1619
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:16,375
I'm with your uncle now,
Benjamin,

1620
01:18:16,441 --> 01:18:18,277
and I didn't think
that happiness

1621
01:18:18,343 --> 01:18:20,445
was in the cards for me,
but look at me.

1622
01:18:20,512 --> 01:18:21,446
I'm kinda happy.

1623
01:18:21,513 --> 01:18:23,682
- Uh-huh.
- We used eBay.

1624
01:18:23,748 --> 01:18:25,184
And Craigslist.

1625
01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:27,419
Yes. And now we own

1626
01:18:27,486 --> 01:18:30,422
most of the property
in and around our township.

1627
01:18:30,489 --> 01:18:32,724
We sure do.

1628
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,927
I wonder
what I'm doing here sometimes.

1629
01:18:35,994 --> 01:18:38,730
I wonder who people you are.

1630
01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:41,466
I miss my hockey.

1631
01:18:42,601 --> 01:18:43,568
I want to leave,

1632
01:18:43,635 --> 01:18:46,905
but don't know where I ams.

1633
01:18:50,275 --> 01:18:53,412
See, Benjamin?
Life is so worth living.

1634
01:18:53,478 --> 01:18:54,413
Guys...

1635
01:18:56,215 --> 01:18:58,150
I'm not gonna kill myself.

1636
01:18:58,217 --> 01:18:59,318
I never was.

1637
01:18:59,384 --> 01:19:01,226
- God.
- Good.

1638
01:19:01,293 --> 01:19:02,661
Not even a little bit?

1639
01:19:02,727 --> 01:19:04,062
No.

1640
01:19:04,129 --> 01:19:06,065
No, I... I come out here
every once in a while

1641
01:19:06,131 --> 01:19:08,833
to look up at the stars,
clear my head a little bit.

1642
01:19:08,900 --> 01:19:11,770
That and I figured there
might be some kinda standoff

1643
01:19:11,836 --> 01:19:13,972
between me and some rehab thugs.

1644
01:19:14,038 --> 01:19:15,507
I've watched
enough daytime television

1645
01:19:15,574 --> 01:19:16,975
to know
how these things go down.

1646
01:19:18,843 --> 01:19:21,746
Did you know it was me
with the drug problem?

1647
01:19:23,182 --> 01:19:25,484
I knew you had
some kind of problem

1648
01:19:25,550 --> 01:19:27,519
that you were projecting
onto me, sure,

1649
01:19:27,586 --> 01:19:30,189
but no, no, not once did I think

1650
01:19:30,255 --> 01:19:34,093
that crystal meth was anything
more than an inventive ruse.

1651
01:19:36,228 --> 01:19:39,664
But it's a really serious
addiction, Dad.

1652
01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:42,767
You need help.

1653
01:19:44,736 --> 01:19:46,171
I know.

1654
01:19:46,238 --> 01:19:47,539
So just to be clear,

1655
01:19:47,606 --> 01:19:49,774
you were never gonna
jump off the roof or the...

1656
01:19:49,841 --> 01:19:51,576
No. O-Of course not.

1657
01:19:51,643 --> 01:19:53,645
I... I love... I love all...

1658
01:19:53,712 --> 01:19:55,347
- Oh!
- Oh!

1659
01:19:55,414 --> 01:19:56,981
No!

1660
01:19:58,217 --> 01:19:59,518
I got you, son.

1661
01:19:59,584 --> 01:20:01,560
I got you. Come on.

1662
01:20:01,626 --> 01:20:03,262
I got you. I got you.

1663
01:20:03,328 --> 01:20:04,996
I got you, boy. Come on.

1664
01:20:17,409 --> 01:20:19,311
You saved my life, Dad.

1665
01:20:19,378 --> 01:20:20,512
That was awesome!

1666
01:20:21,646 --> 01:20:23,948
No, you saved mine.

1667
01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:27,152
I love you.

1668
01:20:27,219 --> 01:20:29,254
I love all of you.

1669
01:20:29,321 --> 01:20:30,755
Even me?

1670
01:20:30,822 --> 01:20:33,825
Well, in a different way.

1671
01:20:33,892 --> 01:20:35,927
What about the hockey player?

1672
01:20:35,994 --> 01:20:37,629
Who was intimate
with your wife?

1673
01:20:37,696 --> 01:20:40,765
Well, I don't love him.

1674
01:20:40,832 --> 01:20:42,033
I don't hate him either.

1675
01:20:42,101 --> 01:20:43,602
I mean, look at him.

1676
01:20:46,538 --> 01:20:50,275
And, Rick and Jeanette,
I mean, I'm...

1677
01:20:50,342 --> 01:20:52,544
I'm not happy
with you two right now,

1678
01:20:52,611 --> 01:20:54,045
but I'm not mad at you either.

1679
01:20:54,113 --> 01:20:56,047
Good. You shouldn't be.

1680
01:20:56,115 --> 01:20:57,649
Nah.

1681
01:20:57,716 --> 01:20:59,084
I know.

1682
01:21:00,619 --> 01:21:04,028
I... I love you both,
and I want you to be happy.

1683
01:21:04,096 --> 01:21:05,197
Thanks, man.

1684
01:21:15,207 --> 01:21:16,641
I want to come home.

1685
01:21:17,709 --> 01:21:19,144
It'll take time.

1686
01:21:19,211 --> 01:21:22,514
Oh, Ed, time is a concept.

1687
01:21:22,581 --> 01:21:24,483
It's only in our head.

1688
01:21:24,549 --> 01:21:28,420
I mean, time to get off
this meth I'm on right now.

1689
01:21:28,487 --> 01:21:31,856
Oh.

1690
01:21:31,923 --> 01:21:34,326
I love you.

1691
01:21:34,393 --> 01:21:36,695
I love you, too, Marley.

1692
01:21:48,807 --> 01:21:50,675
Got room for...

1693
01:21:52,111 --> 01:21:53,512
Get in here.

1694
01:21:53,578 --> 01:21:55,447
This is gonna be great.

1695
01:22:00,119 --> 01:22:01,760
♪ Ahh ahh ♪

1696
01:22:01,826 --> 01:22:03,828
♪ Ahh ahh, ah ♪

1697
01:22:03,895 --> 01:22:07,732
♪ I wanna ask you,
do you ever sit and wonder? ♪

1698
01:22:07,799 --> 01:22:11,970
♪ It's so strange we
could be together for so long ♪

1699
01:22:12,036 --> 01:22:14,639
♪ And never know,
never care what goes on ♪

1700
01:22:14,706 --> 01:22:16,641
- ♪ In the other one's head ♪
- ♪ Head ♪

1701
01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:18,143
♪ Things I've felt ♪

1702
01:22:18,210 --> 01:22:19,944
- ♪ But I've never said ♪
- ♪ Said ♪

1703
01:22:20,011 --> 01:22:21,846
♪ You said things
that I never said ♪

1704
01:22:21,913 --> 01:22:27,252
♪ So I'll say something that I
should have said long ago ♪

1705
01:22:27,319 --> 01:22:28,420
♪ You don't know me ♪

1706
01:22:28,487 --> 01:22:29,988
♪ You don't know me at all ♪

1707
01:22:30,054 --> 01:22:31,656
♪ You don't know me ♪

1708
01:22:31,723 --> 01:22:34,093
- ♪ You don't know me at all ♪
- ♪ At all ♪

1709
01:22:37,262 --> 01:22:39,431
- ♪ You could have just ♪
- ♪ Propped me up ♪

1710
01:22:39,498 --> 01:22:41,233
♪ On the table
like a mannequin ♪

1711
01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:42,567
♪ Or a ♪

1712
01:22:42,634 --> 01:22:44,269
♪ Cardboard stand-up
and paint me ♪

1713
01:22:44,336 --> 01:22:45,737
♪ Paint me anything ♪

1714
01:22:45,804 --> 01:22:48,440
♪ Any face that you
wanted me to be seen ♪

1715
01:22:48,507 --> 01:22:49,974
♪ We're damned ♪

1716
01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:52,444
♪ By the existential moment
where ♪

1717
01:22:52,511 --> 01:22:55,180
♪ We saw the couple
in the coma and ♪

1718
01:22:55,247 --> 01:22:57,582
♪ It was we
who were the cliché ♪

1719
01:22:57,649 --> 01:23:00,152
- ♪ But we carried on ♪
- ♪ But we carried on anyway ♪

1720
01:23:00,219 --> 01:23:01,593
♪ So, sure ♪

1721
01:23:01,660 --> 01:23:03,495
♪ I could just close my eyes ♪

1722
01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,797
♪ Yeah, sure,
trace and memorize ♪

1723
01:23:05,864 --> 01:23:11,236
♪ But can you go back
once you know? ♪

1724
01:23:11,303 --> 01:23:12,537
♪ You don't know me ♪

1725
01:23:12,604 --> 01:23:14,106
♪ You don't know me at all ♪

1726
01:23:14,173 --> 01:23:15,774
♪ You don't know me ♪

1727
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:18,177
- ♪ You don't know me at all ♪
- ♪ At all ♪

1728
01:23:22,081 --> 01:23:23,615
♪ You don't know me ♪

1729
01:23:23,682 --> 01:23:25,250
♪ You don't know me at all ♪

1730
01:23:25,317 --> 01:23:26,518
♪ You don't know me ♪

1731
01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:28,187
♪ You don't know me ♪

1732
01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:32,056
♪ If I'm the person
that you think I am ♪

1733
01:23:32,124 --> 01:23:33,992
♪ Ahh ah ah ♪

1734
01:23:34,058 --> 01:23:37,562
♪ Clueless chump
you seem to think I am ♪

1735
01:23:37,629 --> 01:23:39,898
- ♪ Ahh ah ah ♪
- ♪ So easily led astray ♪

1736
01:23:39,964 --> 01:23:42,734
♪ An errant dog
who occasionally escapes ♪

1737
01:23:42,801 --> 01:23:45,036
♪ and needs a shorter leash,
then ♪

1738
01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:48,740
♪ Why the fuck
would you want me back? ♪

1739
01:23:48,807 --> 01:23:51,042
♪ Maybe it's because ♪

1740
01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:53,712
♪ You don't know me at all ♪

1741
01:23:55,247 --> 01:23:58,083
♪ Ahh ah ♪

1742
01:23:58,150 --> 01:23:59,884
♪ Ahh ah ♪

1743
01:23:59,951 --> 01:24:01,926
- ♪ You don't ♪
- ♪ You don't know me ♪

1744
01:24:01,993 --> 01:24:03,662
- ♪ Know me ♪
- ♪ You don't know me ♪

1745
01:24:03,728 --> 01:24:05,497
- ♪ You don't ♪
- ♪ You don't know me ♪

1746
01:24:05,564 --> 01:24:07,232
- ♪ Know me ♪
- ♪ You don't know me ♪

1747
01:24:07,299 --> 01:24:09,068
♪ Ahh ah ♪

1748
01:24:09,134 --> 01:24:11,736
♪ Ahh ah ♪

1749
01:24:11,803 --> 01:24:14,906
♪ So what
I'm trying to say is ♪

1750
01:24:14,973 --> 01:24:16,108
- ♪ What ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

1751
01:24:16,175 --> 01:24:17,642
♪ I'm trying to tell you ♪

1752
01:24:17,709 --> 01:24:20,112
♪ Is not gonna come out
like I wanna say it ♪

1753
01:24:20,179 --> 01:24:21,880
♪ 'Cause I know
you'll only change it ♪

1754
01:24:21,946 --> 01:24:22,914
♪ Say it ♪

1755
01:24:22,981 --> 01:24:24,216
♪ You don't know me ♪

1756
01:24:24,283 --> 01:24:25,784
♪ You don't know me at all ♪

1757
01:24:25,850 --> 01:24:27,452
♪ You don't know me ♪

1758
01:24:27,519 --> 01:24:29,954
- ♪ You don't know me at all ♪
- ♪ At all ♪

1759
01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:35,260
♪ You don't know me ♪

1760
01:24:35,327 --> 01:24:36,895
♪ You don't know me at all ♪

1761
01:24:36,961 --> 01:24:38,263
♪ You don't know me ♪

1762
01:24:38,330 --> 01:24:39,564
♪ You don't know me ♪

1763
01:24:39,631 --> 01:24:40,965
- ♪ At all ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

1764
01:24:43,068 --> 01:24:44,369
♪ Mmm mm ♪

1765
01:24:44,436 --> 01:24:45,804
♪ Ahh ah ♪

1766
01:24:47,868 --> 01:24:52,868
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