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- [prayernet] GrizzlyBear prays to god I want money: pray to god i seek money
- [party] Benthic has become God.
- @join grizzlyBear
- You head through the door to below.
- /--\:(:(:( Kitchen (orphanage) 11:31pm #3851
- <^__:(:(:( orphanage room [#42886] (2,1,0) <5,-5,0>
- /]:(():(:( This must be where they make the food, but it seems like that
- :(:(:(:(:( would be difficult in a kitchen with no food whatsoever, which is
- :(:(:(:(:( exactly what this kitchen is.
- The back door is here, leading north into the alley. A doorway to
- the northwest leads into the dining hall. A staircase leads down.
- cabinets and drawers sit above and below the countertops. A beat up stainless
- steel sink is installed in one counter. A HELPFUL SIGN is posted here. A
- puddle of urine is in the corner.
- You see a pamphlet #1 on the floor.
- Tiny Alma, baby Dylan, and GrizzlyBear are standing here.
- [ Exits: +north(back door) northwest > down ]
- [help] GrizzlyBear read help on 'money'.
- God gets out his quarter.
- God tries to hand a quarter to GrizzlyBear, but GrizzlyBear doesn't want it.
- God says, "Take the damn money."
- GrizzlyBear [to God]: ok
- [party] Isopod has become Jesus.
- Jesus arrives from the northwest.
- Jesus [to God]: Damnit dad
- God says, "Come on, kid, I came all this way to give you some goddam money."
- God says, "Oh dammit, not this again."
- Jesus [to God]: This is my shtick and you know it
- God [to Jesus]: I NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING.
- Jesus [to God]: WELL GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO ART SCHOOL
- God [to Jesus]: NOT WITH MY MONEY, YOU'RE NOT
- Jesus [to God]: GET SOMEONE ELSE TO BE THE SAVIOR OF MANKIND
- God [to Jesus]: YOU'RE KICKED OUT OF THIS HOUSE
- Jesus [to God]: I QUIT!
- Jesus cries.
- [party] Isopod is no longer Jesus.
- Jesus heads down the cellar stairs with a loud creak.
- GrizzlyBear heads down the cellar stairs with a loud creak.
- God yells, "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, RUN BACK TO YOUR MOTHER!"
- You hear a creaking from the cellar stairs, and see GrizzlyBear coming up to meet you.
- God throws a quarter at GrizzlyBear.
- The quarter hits GrizzlyBear in the abdomen.
- You step gingerly on the creaking cellar stairs.
- [ Reverting to admin form. ]
- [party] Benthic is no longer God.
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