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  1. [prayernet] GrizzlyBear prays to god I want money: pray to god i seek money
  2.  
  3. [party] Benthic has become God.
  4. @join grizzlyBear
  5. You head through the door to below.
  6. /--\:(:(:( Kitchen (orphanage) 11:31pm #3851
  7. <^__:(:(:( orphanage room [#42886] (2,1,0) <5,-5,0>
  8. /]:(():(:( This must be where they make the food, but it seems like that
  9. :(:(:(:(:( would be difficult in a kitchen with no food whatsoever, which is
  10. :(:(:(:(:( exactly what this kitchen is.
  11. The back door is here, leading north into the alley. A doorway to
  12. the northwest leads into the dining hall. A staircase leads down.
  13. cabinets and drawers sit above and below the countertops. A beat up stainless
  14. steel sink is installed in one counter. A HELPFUL SIGN is posted here. A
  15. puddle of urine is in the corner.
  16. You see a pamphlet #1 on the floor.
  17. Tiny Alma, baby Dylan, and GrizzlyBear are standing here.
  18. [ Exits: +north(back door) northwest > down ]
  19. [help] GrizzlyBear read help on 'money'.
  20. God gets out his quarter.
  21. God tries to hand a quarter to GrizzlyBear, but GrizzlyBear doesn't want it.
  22. God says, "Take the damn money."
  23. GrizzlyBear [to God]: ok
  24. [party] Isopod has become Jesus.
  25. Jesus arrives from the northwest.
  26. Jesus [to God]: Damnit dad
  27. God says, "Come on, kid, I came all this way to give you some goddam money."
  28. God says, "Oh dammit, not this again."
  29. Jesus [to God]: This is my shtick and you know it
  30. God [to Jesus]: I NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING.
  31. Jesus [to God]: WELL GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO ART SCHOOL
  32. God [to Jesus]: NOT WITH MY MONEY, YOU'RE NOT
  33. Jesus [to God]: GET SOMEONE ELSE TO BE THE SAVIOR OF MANKIND
  34. God [to Jesus]: YOU'RE KICKED OUT OF THIS HOUSE
  35. Jesus [to God]: I QUIT!
  36. Jesus cries.
  37. [party] Isopod is no longer Jesus.
  38. Jesus heads down the cellar stairs with a loud creak.
  39. GrizzlyBear heads down the cellar stairs with a loud creak.
  40. God yells, "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, RUN BACK TO YOUR MOTHER!"
  41. You hear a creaking from the cellar stairs, and see GrizzlyBear coming up to meet you.
  42. God throws a quarter at GrizzlyBear.
  43. The quarter hits GrizzlyBear in the abdomen.
  44. You step gingerly on the creaking cellar stairs.
  45. [ Reverting to admin form. ]
  46. [party] Benthic is no longer God.
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