MLP /rgm/ prompt: CLOPS

> [indecipherable radio chatter]
> Ponyville, 10:20 PM
> Roadside stop: suspected BUI (Booping Under the Influence)
"Your boop license and cuddle registration, sir?"
> "Uh, well officer, you see the thing is this is actually my waifu’s snoot"
"Uh-huh. So you don’t have any papers on you, then?"
> "Uhh... Uhhh... No, ma’am"
"Okay. Do you know why I’ve pulled you over tonight?"
> "Uh... Is one of my tailcoat pockets inside-out?"
"The reason I’ve pulled you over is because this is a no-booping zone."
> "Uh, it is?"
"Yes it is. And you were booping a snoot just now."
> "Me? No, no... I would never! You must be mistaken, ossifer... Officer."
"Sir, I have you on camera booping a snoot."
> "Wha... What camera?"
"Right there, on the front of the wagon, see?"
> "I, uhhh... No, no... C’mon, no..."
"OK, sir, would you please step over here and spread your arms and your legs, please?"


> [90s Reggae music intensifies]
> "Bad foals, bad foals, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
> CLOPS is filmed on location with the colts and mares of the Royal Guard.