MLP /rgm/ prompt: CLOPS

Oct 22nd, 2018
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  1. > [indecipherable radio chatter]
  2. > Ponyville, 10:20 PM
  3. > Roadside stop: suspected BUI (Booping Under the Influence)
  4. "Your boop license and cuddle registration, sir?"
  5. > "Uh, well officer, you see the thing is this is actually my waifu’s snoot"
  6. "Uh-huh. So you don’t have any papers on you, then?"
  7. > "Uhh... Uhhh... No, ma’am"
  8. "Okay. Do you know why I’ve pulled you over tonight?"
  9. > "Uh... Is one of my tailcoat pockets inside-out?"
  10. "The reason I’ve pulled you over is because this is a no-booping zone."
  11. > "Uh, it is?"
  12. "Yes it is. And you were booping a snoot just now."
  13. > "Me? No, no... I would never! You must be mistaken, ossifer... Officer."
  14. "Sir, I have you on camera booping a snoot."
  15. > "Wha... What camera?"
  16. "Right there, on the front of the wagon, see?"
  17. > "I, uhhh... No, no... C’mon, no..."
  18. "OK, sir, would you please step over here and spread your arms and your legs, please?"
  21. > [90s Reggae music intensifies]
  22. > "Bad foals, bad foals, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
  23. > CLOPS is filmed on location with the colts and mares of the Royal Guard.
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