an old farmer runs up to you brandishing his pitchfork as he does. "Please help me my pigs have broken free and i cant catch them anymore. you look spry and energetic can you please try?"
 agree to help the old man catch his pigs
     "thank you, i believe their are X in total that broke out" (begin quest)

 pretend you are deaf... pigs are gross (end)
----------------------Notes
intention of quest is pigs are not visible on screen until the quest is accepted.  up to coder to decide if pigs run around or just static.