My darling, Krystal.
I can't tell you how much it means to me that we're standing  here right now, so much so that I'm still in shock that this is finally happening.  I asked you months ago if you would marry me and at that time you told me you couldn't.  I understood why, but still wasn't able to help what I wanted.  I told myself not to worry, I was happy without it, it would never happen so let it be.  And now here we are in front of all of our friends, and it feels like a dream I don't want to wake up from.

Our story started innocently enough,  we would go into the fields of glory together and with you at my side I felt invincible.  Time and time again we would emerge victorious, or battered and bruised but we did so together and always with a smile.  Eventually you started taking me into content I had never experienced before, that I was too nervous to try by myself.  Raids, extremes, map parties, and so much more.  I had set limits on myself, but you and I shattered that glass ceiling together.

But we weren't contained to the game.  To the delight of few, and the chagrin of many, we broke into the spotlight of the general threads of not one but two image boards and caused such a storm of chaos at times, I was sure we'd be branded and blacklisted from anything of value.  But we laughed and with mad grins kept on the path anyways.  Throwing corny lyrics, memes about cookies and cages, and one amusing but degenerate photo shoot for everyone to witness.

As time went on, and as we grew closer, tragedy hit me.  At the worst point in my life, when I had no idea what to do or how to move on, you were there at my side.  And when it all became too much to handle, you would hold me tight until the pain eased and the tears stopped, and then gently take my hand in yours and we moved forward together.  You were my angel in so many ways, and even now you're there for me, as I hope you feel that I'm there for you.

Overwhelmed with emotions, we've had our share of crossed views and disagreements, but we made it through it all.  And now once again, in front of all of our friends, what I always wanted but was too scared to let myself hope for is comings to pass.  I am finally becoming your husband, and you, my wife.  It's almost unbelievable, but here we are, and I know that together we'll be there for each other through whatever trials come for us.

I want to be by your side for everything.  I want to share your highs and your lows, your laughter and your tears, your success and your hardships.  I'm the Warrior, but it's you who've Holmganged my heart, Krystal Giroux.  I love you.  I love you now, I'll love you tomorrow, and I'll love you even after YoshiP burns this data center to the ground.