Fairy Problems

- Be fairy
- Find human male walking alone innawoods
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- Swoop in, ask for him to play with you.
- He tries to shoo you away with his hands, as if you were some kinda bug.
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- Insist more intently, while landing on his shoulder.
- He sighs, and asks what you had in mind.
- You whisper in his ear, about a game you learned from some friendly girls some time ago.
- His face turns beet red, and he looks away quickly.
- You crawl down into his chest pocket, and look at him expectantly.
- He mutters something about 'stupid faeries,' and 'stop making yourself at home in my clothes.'
- You don't really hear what he said, as your ears tune out anything that isn't an agreement.
-  You snuggle deeper into his pocket, letting out a few lewd moans.
- He tries to dig you out, but he stops when you moan louder.
- Begs you to stop, so you agree to as long as he will just play with you.
- He grumbles a bit before agreeing.
- Excited, you flutter out to his waiting hand.
- You start to pull your dress up, eager to get started.
- Suddenly, his hand clenches around your body.
- He rears back, and let you fly like an arrow from a long bow.
- You let out an adorable scream as you arc towards the horizon.
- Alright, well, plan A was a bust.
- Not deterred in the slightest, you decide to engage plan B.
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- You rocket towards his back at high speed.
- If you just knock him over, then he won't have any choice but to play with you.
- You're so smart.
- His ears twitch as he hears the buzzing of your wings coming from behind him.
- It's too late however, as you are now too close to be dodged.
- With a cry of victory, you ram into his back.
- He flies to the ground, completely helpless against your mighty power.
- Or not. What actually happes is the equivalent of throwing a ball of mud against a brick wall.
- As he picks your tiny frame off, he dusts you down, and sets you gently by the base of a tree.
- Maybe...maybe that plan was not the best course of action.
- But you're still smart, so forming another genious idea is too easy for you.
- If you bug him enough, he'll have to relent eventually.
- So, after catching back up to him, you fly just out of arms reach.
- You follow him, constantly calling for his attention, asking him to listen to you, and giving him great advice.
- How else would he know what that sign says unless you read it out loud for him?
- One day, he gets fed up and starts yelling at you.
- 'You're annoying,' and 'Pleaseshutupohmygod.'
- You don't really care, all you know is that it sounds like he's about to give in.
- You decide once again to call out to him, reminding him that this road he is walking will take him where he is going.
- Something in him snaps, and he falls to his hands and knees.
- Is he...crying?
- You float down to his shoulder, and pat his head.
- He asks you if you will just go away if he just plays with you one time.
- Finally.
- You smile and nod. This is gonna be so fun.