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- Rick Wilson on Stephen Miller: 'Tried and Convicted and F*cking Dangles'
- VIDEO: Librarian Accused of Trying to Recruit People to Assassinate Trump
- 'Hacks' Star Megan Stalter Quits TikTok Claiming ICE Content Is Censored
- EU Bans Russian Gas, But Gives Itself Two-Year Grace Period
- 15-Year-Old Boy Disappears in New York City After Being Groomed on Roblox
- John Stamos Attacks ICE Agents as 'The Bad Guys'
- NBA Stars Blast ICE, Stand in 'Solidarity' with Those 'Demanding Justice'
- Consumer Confidence Plunges to Lowest Since 2014 as Outlook Sours
- DHS Confirms ICE Will Conduct Enforcement Operations at Super Bowl
- Nolte: ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Bombing on Paramount+
- Carolla: If You're Jewish, You Should Be Offended by Nazi Comparisons
- EVs Surpass Gasoline Cars in European Sales for First Time
- John Fetterman Wants Trump to Fire Kristi Noem ‘Immediately’
- Colbert Screams 'F**k ICE,' Kimmel Cries, Jon Stewart Rants About Guns
- Scott Bessent Says Canadian PM ‘Walked Back’ Davos Comments, Carney Denies
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- Schumer Shutdown Fears Grow
- Priorities: Dems Rage About Firing Noem
- WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 24: U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem speaks during
- Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) accused Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem of being unfit for office and demanded her firing.
- Fetterman: Labeling ICE as Nazi, Gestapo ‘Something as a Democrat I Refuse to Ever Engage In&
- Fetterman: Labeling ICE as Nazi, Gestapo Something I Refuse to Engage In
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- Neil Young Gifts Music Catalog to Greenland, Blasts Amazon, Bezos, and Trump
- Neil Young Gifts Music to Greenland, Blasts Amazon, Bezos, and Trump
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- Patel: We’re Asking Lawful Gun Owners to Be ‘Smart’, ‘It’s Not Smart&
- Patel: We're Asking Lawful Gun Owners Be 'Smart', Bringing Gun to MN Wasn't
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- Reports: Iran Crackdown Among Deadliest in Modern Times; 36,000+ Dead, Hospital Executions, Stuffed
- Reports: Iran Crackdown Among Deadliest in Modern Times; 36,000+ Dead
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- White House: Trump Wants Minnesota ‘Resistance and Chaos to End Today’
- White House: Trump Wants Minnesota 'Resistance and Chaos to End Today'
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- Barack Obama Urges More Street Protests, Blames Trump for Minneapolis Shooting
- Barack Obama Urges More Protests, Blames Trump after Minneapolis Shooting
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- Nolte: Stephen Colbert Sinks to Lowest January Demo Ratings in Show’s History
- Stephen Colbert Sinks to Lowest January Demo Ratings in Show’s History
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- Top Gun Expert: Kyle Rittenhouse’s Situation ‘Completely Different Animal’ Than A
- Top Gun Expert: Kyle Rittenhouse's Situation 'Completely Different Animal'
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- Republican Vern Buchanan Becomes Latest Lawmaker to Retire
- Republican Vern Buchanan Becomes Latest Lawmaker to Retire
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- Trump Sending Border Czar Tom Homan to Minnesota to Review ICE Operations
- Trump Sending Border Czar Tom Homan to Minnesota to Review ICE Operations
- Black Sports: North Carolina's Allen Artis, accused of sexual assault, turns himself in
- How desperate was this negro seriously.
- Negro accused of sneaking into sleeping woman's downtown Cleveland hotel; rape of other woman
- Negro gets 30 years in 2012 sexual assault on South Side
- Negro seen performing sex act on himself at Wright Brothers library
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- Rick and Morty
- Rick and Morty is Adult Swim's barely disguised ripoff of American Dad—which was itself a ripoff of Family Guy, complete with idiotic pop-culture references, forced memes and constant sex jokes for cheap laughs. While Family Guy stole its main characters from The Simpsons and made them even more tiring and boring to watch, Rick and Morty stole its main characters from "Back to the Future", but instead of learning how to make interesting and lovable characters who can go fantastic adventures, this show prefers to show dysfunctional characters yelling and screaming at each other for half an hour, feigning clever and realsitic relationships.
- The show panders to a fanbase of mentally-challenged pseudo-intellectuals who actually believe that the show is extremely deep and highly scientific in its depiction of convoluted sci-fi garbage and constant poop jokes. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of sick fucks who draw incest porn of the show's characters and then post it on DevianTART.
- As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on Disney XD, animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal deviantART doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many sexual, mutated, gore-filled adventures that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.
- The show stars a batshit-insane, drunken grandpa; named Rick, and his queer 14-year-old grandson; Morty and the retarded catastrophic abominations they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much FGT, so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific failure.
- There's currently 5 seasons of this shit; and counting. The fanbase is emotionally stunted, cuntilicious and beefcurtainy beyond all belief. Go and look at some of the FB fan groups for extra-deep blood sodomy with a portal gun. And don't forget the pickles.
- (( IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! ))
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- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (27 January 1756 – 5 December 1791) was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical period. Despite his short life, his rapid pace of composition and proficiency from an early age resulted in more than 800 works representing virtually every Western classical genre of his time. Many of these compositions are acknowledged as pinnacles of the symphonic, concertante, chamber, operatic, and choral repertoire. Mozart is widely regarded as one of the greatest composers in the history of Western music, with his music admired for its "melodic beauty, its formal elegance and its richness of harmony and texture". The oil painting, titled Portrait of the Mozart Family, is traditionally attributed to Johann Nepomuk della Croce and was painted around 1780. In the foreground, the painting depicts Mozart and his sister Maria Anna together playing a fortepiano, and their father Leopold holding a violin. In the background, their recently deceased mother Anna Maria is depicted in a framed portrait alongside a sculpture of Apollo playing a lyre. The painting was considered by Maria Anna to have the most authentic portrait of her brother, and has inspired further depictions of Mozart. It is currently in the collection of the Tanzmeisterhaus Salzburg.
- Painting credit: attributed to Johann Nepomuk della Croce
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- Oh, hey. Newscaster Ned here just drinking some Hawaiian Punch... Makes me wanna punch some Hawaiians.
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