long paragraphs for weavile vs lucario

__I was born a Sneasel, not a very strong one. I didn't have what silly "pros" call "IVs and EVs" and I was very frail, and I lacked raw power. I was beaten by many Pokemon, and I didn't think I would survive in any way possible, but I did. And now I get to face the biggest battle of my life.__
__I was facing a rather strong trainer with a Lucario. It was strong. And there I was, a Weavile. I was trained, yes. but was I prepared? No. I needed a plan, and quickly. Ah, yes. The perfect plan is now formulating.__
__The Lucario is a fighting and steel type, and it obviously thinks it can finish me off with a Power-Up Punch. Ah, what if I hold the punch, however? But I realize my plan was having many flaws, as the Trainer had made the Lucario extremely powerful with Mega Evolution.__
__Don't know what it is? The Pokemon goes through a cruel stage of changing it's body to make it much more powerful. It hurt like when a Pokemon was hit with Guillotine. But alas, like I already said, it turned much, much more powerful.__
__It went for a Bone Rush, and I went for the perfect move: Ice Punch. I attacked the Lucario hard with the punch, and it was phazed for a second. Then, it Bone Rushed me in the face! My nose was bleeding, and I didn't wanna lose this quickly.__
__I went for a Night Slash, but it did nothing to poor Mega Lucario. It used another Bone Rush, and my arm CRACKED! I was angered more than when the target was hit by Swagger. It was gonna finish me off with an Aura Sphere, but I used Ice Shard and... it's arm fell off.__
__I could tell the Lucario was angry, and it quickly went for the Bullet Punch! By then, my left leg was broken and both of my arms were gone. I'm not an expert in this next action, but I went for many Nasty Plots and Blizzered the Lucario!__
__We laid on the ground. We were unconscious, and we might remember nothing of this fight.__