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- >Ok, you’re not going to take this lying down.
- >You get up, shoving Fluttershy out of your way.
- >You’re off to town to find out what’s going on.
- >You don’t know what kind of fetish Fluttershy’s got on her list this time, but you’re damn well going to find out.
- >And if you can’t, then you’re at least going to find a way to get rid of her.
- >”Oh but Anon, you can’t get rid of me! You already tried!”
- “What, you can read thoughts now too? Isn’t that more Pinkie’s schtick?”
- >”Oh Anon, I always liked your sense of humour. I’m so lucky to be able to enjoy it all to myself!”
- >As you walk at a brisk pace she constantly floats into your vision.
- >Not a care in the world on her face, she always giggles when you get distracted by her.
- >After a while you reach town, and decide to work on Twilight’s assertions that she doesn’t know Fluttershy.
- >For one of the elements of harmony to not recognise one of the other members, some perverse magic must be afoot.
- >And it’s at this point you realise that you’ll have to do all this detective work with Yellow-not-so-timid giggling in your ear constantly.
- >You’ll put up with it for now. You’ve got some answers to find.
- >First stop, Pinkie Pie.
- >If there’s anything weird going on, she’d be the most responsive to it. Hell, she’s an oddity in and of herself.
- >Sugarcube Corner it is.
- >”hehehe”
- >Whatever. Shrug it off. Time for righteous retribution later.
- >Walking into Sugarcube Corner you’re immediately accosted by a blur of pink.
- >Same old, same old, really.
- >”OHMYGOSH AnonI’mSoGladToSeeYou! IWasSoWorriedWhenIHeardYouWeren’tFeelingWellAndIWasGoingToBakeYouAGetWellSoonCakeButIWasSoBusyWithTheShopAndWeHadSoManyOrdersAndICouldn’tMakeItAndI’mSoSorryButI’mSoGladYou’reHereButTwilightSaidThatYou’reBeingASillyPonyButISaidThatYou’reNotAPonyAndSheWentOffInAHuffButI’mSoGladYou’reHereNow!”
- “Thanks, Pinkie. I’m glad to see you too.
- >The hyperactive ball of joy gets off you long enough for you to get up and dust yourself off.
- >She scoots back around the counter and puts on her best “receiving customers” face.
- >It kinda looks like her “I get to throw you a party” and her “Had one too many sugarcubes” face.
- >Come to think of it they might all be appropriate.
- “Something weird’s going on, Pinkie.”
- >”OOH! Spooky weird or funny weird?”
- “Definitely not funny weird. Fluttershy won’t stop following me around. And no matter what I do she won’t leave me.”
- >As you say this, Fluttershy is up on the counter next to Pinkie... presenting herself to you.
- >You try not to gag.
- >”Alright! Leave it to Pinkie, ace PI!”
- >She dips under the counter and pops up dressed in a deerstalker, a monocle, a fake moustache and a bubble pipe.
- >She stalks close to you, while you look on with a stunned expression.
- >She sniffs all around you, like a bloodhound, moving in a tight circle.
- >Fluttershy is one step ahead of her, leaving a trail of clear liquid where she walks.
- >You cringe at what Pinkie’s doing, incredulous at what Fluttershy is making her inadvertently do.
- >She then sits on her haunches with a furrowed brow, trying to puzzle together all the clues she has, juices on her muzzle.
- >Can she seriously not see Fluttershy?
- >Or feel what she’s doing to her?
- >You move to clean her up, but she waves her hoof at you to tell you to stay where you are.
- >This continues on for a few minutes as you watch on, eager to see what results such an expert can deduce.
- >”Hmm... Hmmmmmmmmmmm...”
- “Yes, yes? Have you got something?”
- >”Mmmmaybe... I just have one question.”
- “Yes, what do you need to know?”
- >”What’s a Fluttershy?”
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